Spitting Bullets

BBC Watchdog Shits On The Box.

Lord Gobshot — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:59:25 +0000

Shit on the Box - BBC Watchdog Yet Again! In tonight’s enlightening programme (BBC 1, 7.30pm), Sir Cliff Richard wrote a letter to BBC Watchdog advising people not to buy tickets for his live concerts from ‘rip-off merchants’ or non-approved ticket agents. As tempting as it might be to buy your ‘dream ticket’ he said (who [...]

BBC Masterchef - Guilt and Remorse Reviled

Lord Gobshot — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:19:09 +0000

Guilt and Remorse I’ve been feeling the tiniest twinge of guilt over the last few days since I posted an article entitled BBC Masterchef - Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits. In it, I referred to several things about Masterchef that makes me want to throw my colon up into a Pyrex bowl and force the producer’s [...]

BBC Masterchef - Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits.

Lord Gobshot — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:57:03 +0000

Become a Masterchef Mastercunt In Your Own Home It’s Sunday lunch. You’ve taken your seats at the table, polished off your first drink, and you’re presented with your starter. ‘Mmm, it’s very nice’, says one diner. ‘Yeah, very nice’, says another. Then you say ‘I like the lettuce. I like the prawns. I even like the Marie Rose sauce. [...]

BBC Watchdog Nike ‘Piss In Boots’ Fiasco

Lord Gobshot — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:30:01 +0000

BBC Watchdog Uncovers Accusation Of Some Piss In Some Boots Following what can only be described as the most tenacious under-cover investigation the UK has ever seen from a group of TV journalists, BBC Watchdog has found that a young boy’s Nike football boots were accused of smelling of cat piss. Young Man Tormented By Accusations of [...]

London 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony

Lord Gobshot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:17:55 +0000

LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY

UNOFFICIAL SCHEDULE (PROVISIONAL)

The provisional schedule, celebrating all that is ludicrously British and great, has at last been released by Spitting Bullets, the world's finest organisers of Olympic Opening Ceremonies with a wealth of experience in this field.

So what can we all expect? Don't wait to find out!