The Sports Hernia Blog

Mike Modano, Jeremy Roenick and Playoff Beards

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Fri, 25 May 2012 11:16:37 PDT

If these two Funny or Die shorts don't give you flashbacks to sitting in your dorm room playing NHL 95 on Genesis, than we probably don't like you (or you are way too young to understand). The Playoff Beard Follies:...

Ron Duguay re-invents air hockey

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 22 May 2012 11:54:29 PDT

In an effort to liven an up an old gameroom favorite, Rangers legend and notorious coochie whisperer recently introduced his own line of Air Hockey tables. The Ron Duguay Bone Zone Three-way Table Hockey System puts a new spin on...

BREAKING: Skip Bayless turns into werewolf on live television

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 22 May 2012 11:59:55 PDT

BRISTOL, CT -- Notorious face contortionist, Skip Bayless, has let the cat out of the bag and finally turned into a werewolf on live television. The somewhat startling, but mostly predictable transformation took place this morning on ESPN's wildly fresh...

The Key to the Game and this very site is ... "SOMETHING"

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:00:29 PDT

Whenever we describe this site to people, we're often tempted to say it's a sports site about nothing, which is exactly what it's been as of late. But in reality, it really wouldn't be proper to use that line even...

It's Game 7... Pau-jama Time!

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:22:15 PDT

Will Pau bounce back in Game 7 or will it be another tiwed and sweepy night for the Spaniard?

Rondo wears repulsive jacket, gets filmed in it, becomes cranky

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Wed, 09 May 2012 14:06:17 PDT

Massive bonus points are in order for TNT's Ernie Johnson, who opened the embarrassing clip of cantankerous Rondo with the "hot under the collar" line. That's about as close as you'll get to Ernie blatantly mocking a player, so soak...

Report: Albert Pujols now an awful baseball player

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Wed, 02 May 2012 16:09:50 PDT

The portly Angels first baseman is batting .208 with 5 RBIs, zero home runs and a putrid OPS that would even make little Jason Tyner cry. Cosmo Kramer's infamous words of "look away, I'm hideous" sound awfully poignant right about...

Bernice tops our 'Best Available' list

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 01 May 2012 15:01:21 PDT

If NFL teams are looking for someone to plug the run, set the end, and wreak general havoc on opposing offenses, we suggest they look no further than South Beach Tow's breakout star Bernice. We don't care if her 40...

Report: NASCAR's Kyle Busch is not impressed

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:52:12 PDT

We are not to pretend to know anything about NASCAR, but it is clear to us that Kyle Busch is not impressed. Not even being dressed up like a giant peanut M&M can cheer this guy up. [Photo via Yahoo]...

Rusty's un-holy grail

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:34:41 PDT

Our old pal Rusty Hardin was escorting his star client while holding his personal travel mug curiously far from his hip. That could only mean that Rusty's un-holy grail was filled with one of the following: - Clemens' replacement urine...