The Sports Hernia Blog

First person to explain the presence of this GIGANTIC Golden Retriever wins a mini basketball

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:20:41 PST

We're quite certain that the first 15 seconds of this video is not only the greatest moment of Ahmad Rashad's broadcasting career, it also manages to sum up his entire broadcasting career. A 7'6" Golden Retriever sprawled out on the...

Mike Francesa: "The girls get Gronk'd"

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:43:12 PST

Mike Francesa saying "ya' got Gronk'd, as she said, the girls get Gronk'd ... everyone in New England gets Gronk'd" is the equivolent of your grandfather asking you if you're getting Crunk tonight. Either ratings are slipping at WFAN or...

Rob Gronkowski to ESPN Deportes: "Yo soy fiesta, hahahaha"

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:35:00 PST

Altogether now, "yo soy fiesta, hahahaha." This is the best quote of the NFL season, and it's not close. [via TheBigLead]

According to several reports, Joe Paterno is dead again

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:41:53 PST

This time it's being reported by the Associated Press and not a college e-newsletter, so we're comfortable posting that Joe Paterno has passed away at the age of 85 for the second time in 24 hours. RIP Joe Paterno, 1926-2012.

Los Angeles Rejoices

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:46:04 PST

Los Angeles salons, asshole waxers, high-end tattoo parlors and Elfish-to-English translators breathed a collective sigh of relief Thursday after David Beckham agreed to remain with the Galaxy for another two years. As previously predicted by The Sports Hernia, the Beckhams...

Mike Tice to interview for head coaching job, species officially extinct

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:37:59 PST

It's a sad experience for NFL teams in search of a head coach during these trying times, especially when one gets word that Mike Tice, David Puddy's college roomate, will interview with the Oakland Raiders; other wise known as the...

Edmonton's Taylor Hall attacked by rogue rototiller, out indefinitely

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:10:36 PST

When we initially heard of this terrifying incident we were stunned. Then we found out that Hall's neighbor is Randy Quaid's character from "Moving." Makes perfect sense now. [via TheBigLead]

Hey!! Look at me!!!!

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:56:30 PST

Little known facts about the Giants License Plate Guy: - Doesn't think the weeping male Giants fan from a couple years ago is a pathetic jackass - Obviously parties with this guy - Was the child model for the Dutch...

For the first time ever, NY and Boston fans come together and say...

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:06:50 PST

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In case you missed it..

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:57:36 PST

With the NFL Playoffs raging, its already boring and bloated stepbrother the NBA played some games over the weekend. Nothing of note really happened execept... Raymond Felton forgot to take the snot rag out of his nose... ... And Keith...