The Sports Hernia Blog

LeBron James Slowly Morphing Into Bill Cosby

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:08:50 PDT

Sure, LeBron appears to be aging in Greg Oden years, but a Puddin' Pops commercial is pretty much a foregone conclusion at this point.

Tiger Woods is...

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 10:46:43 PDT

... a month away from consulting Carlos Boozer and Deron Williams about his hair ... trying to impress that old Dan Majerle guy behind him ... mistaking Rory McIlroy's hair for a pack of cicadas ... desperately trying to cling...

WFAN Caller Really Likes Mike Francesa's Armpit Hair

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:42:38 PDT

An astute observation, no doubt, but when it comes to Mike Francesa, particularly in the summer time, all eyes are on Big Mikey's refreshingly perky tits.

Rory McIlroy is...

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:07:56 PDT

... a Nintendo 8-bit crowd animation character that sprung to life ... auditioning for "Soul Man II" ... wearing a new "Dark Rough" toupee ... sitting on an invisible hemorrhoid doughnut ... daring the USGA to investigate him for hair-oid...

A-Rod Facing Possible Suspension, Once Attended Madonna Concert in This Outfit

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:54:01 PDT

Yes, this happened. And no, we will absolutely never forget that it happened. The mesmerized "I'm the happiest personal assistant alive" gaze says it all. Previously: A-Rod eager to see 'Horse' with Wang Previously: A-Rod. [via The Big Lead]

Henry Francis lookalike totally blows it with his son

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 11:39:29 PDT

Your browser does not support iframes. First he steals a pregnant Betty Draper from Don.... now he steals a foul ball from kid who's dad looks like Kenny Powers. Only he 'steals' the wrong ball. Side note: we are watching...

Randy Levine's Sideburns Reportedly Attacked by Rogue Mini Lawnmower

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 12:35:31 PDT

The safe guess here is that the irate, venge-seeking lawnmower happens to be one of the many diehard Yankee fans that absolutely loathes the lifeless atmosphere in the new stadium, which sadly exists thanks in part to the fashionably paralyzed...

Congrats to the perfect couple

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 12:42:08 PDT

Every wang needs a holder. 'Twas destiny. [Photo via Reddit]

Japanese beer pouring robot is about as dumb as you would expect it to be

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 12:44:39 PDT

Your wife or girlfriend is probably better at pouring than this thing. Happy weekend.

Eric Dickerson Would Also Prefer That Justin Bieber "Slow his ass down"

hameljaime@yahoo.com (Jaime Hamel) — Tue, 28 May 2013 11:00:10 PDT

Hall of Fame running back and failed sideline reporter Eric Dickerson has quickly jumped into the Justin Bieber-Keyshawn Johnson handicap match. The message? Slow your ass down, sweet pea. Amazing. A retired NFL legend telling a 93-pound singer to stop...