tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23396048032952714032012-02-27T22:18:54.804+05:30funzbloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18059044602941197413noreply@blogger.comBlogger349125http://lh4.ggpht.com/_di-ISmIwc1g/TDi2CSUKV-I/AAAAAAAAAFo/S4uD9UtA7MA/s128/Short-Jokes.pngsrtjokeshttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotationtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2339604803295271403.post-35984904215851919152012-02-16T23:55:00.000+05:302012-02-16T23:55:17.374+05:302012-02-16T23:55:17.374+05:30Love happens automatically...<br /> <br /> Manual working is called flirting.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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Can you please meet me, just now?<br /> <br /> Boy: Are you crazy? 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