Never Tell Me The Odds

Wacky Races (Episode VII, Scene II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 03:18:00 +0000

Episode 7, Scene 2 of NTMTO! - "Wacky Races"

A brand new adventure begins on the planet of Jedha. 30 years after the Death Star demonstrated it's power on the ancient home of the Force, a hard bitten remnant of survivors still hang on, sifting through the ruins.

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Wacky Races - (Episode 7; Scene 2)

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Return to Jedha (Episode VII, Scene I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Tue, 19 Sep 2017 05:23:00 +0000

Episode 7, Scene 1 of NTMTO! - "Return to Jedha"

A brand new adventure begins on the planet of Jedha. 30 years after the Death Star demonstrated it's power on the ancient home of the Force, a hard bitten remnant of survivors still hang on, sifting through the ruins.

Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!

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Return to Jedha - (Episode 7; Scene 1)

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The Voice In The Abyss (Episode VI, Scene XIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Wed, 09 Aug 2017 06:06:00 +0000

Episode 6, Scene 13 of NTMTO! - "The Voice In The Abyss"

The Despair Saga draws to a close here and now - with the final scene of Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been reunited, and must now face their greatest enemies, both within and without. Not everyone will make it through this one, folks. What awaits - and what is the secret - of the Voice in the Abyss!?

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The Voice In The Abyss - (Episode 6; Scene 13)

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Brando the Dark Ewok (Episode VI, Scene XII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 30 Jul 2017 22:41:00 +0000

Episode 6, Scene 12 of NTMTO! - "Brando the Dark Ewok"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The penultimate episode. Tamaya Leck has returned, even as Root faces the meaning of her existence. What secrets await on the Forest Moon of Endor? What secrets await above it?

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Brando the Dark Ewok - (Episode 6; Scene 12)

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Yoda'wg (Episode VI, Scene XI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Tue, 25 Jul 2017 05:29:00 +0000

Episode 6, Scene 11 of NTMTO! - "Yoda'wg"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew arrives on the forest moon of Endor. What awaits them in the depth of the forest, so many years after the fall of the Empire?

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Yoda'wg - (Episode 6; Scene 11)

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Grango's Funeral (Episode VI, Scene X) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Thu, 29 Jun 2017 06:11:00 +0000

Episode 6, Scene 10 of NTMTO! - "Grango's Funeral"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. But first, terrible news - their dear friend Grango is dead - and his funeral is right now!

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Grango's Funeral - (Episode 6; Scene 10)

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Shoot Some Gippy (Episode VI, Scene IX) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 18 Jun 2017 18:08:00 +0000

Episode 6, Scene 9 of NTMTO! - "Shoot Some Gippy"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Will the crew get past the Gippy clone havoc? And where has Grango been all this time?

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Shoot Some Gippy - (Episode 6; Scene 9)

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It's A Trap (Episode VI, Scene VIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 10 Jun 2017 21:26:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene VIII of NTMTO! - "It's A Trap"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Things get dangerous, deadly and weird as it becomes clear this deep space cloning facility is actually...

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It's A Trap - (Episode 6; Scene 8)

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Gippy-Palooza (Episode VI, Scene VII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Tue, 30 May 2017 03:52:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene VII of NTMTO! - "Gippy-Palooza"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Things go from bad to...weird in the defunct cloning station as they try to track Tamaya down, and make several new acquaintances along the way.

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Gippy-Palooza - (Episode 6; Scene 7)

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The Raddest Ninja Weapon (Episode VI, Scene VI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Wed, 26 Apr 2017 03:44:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene VI of NTMTO! - "The Raddest Ninja Weapon"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. The crew investigates a derelict, deep space cloning facility... the last known location of comrade-gone-rogue Tamaya Leck. With Gippy dead, what hope does the crew have of overcoming the stations many dangers?

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The Raddest Ninja Weapon - (Episode 6; Scene 6)

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Gippy's Dead (Episode VI, Scene V) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 14 Apr 2017 07:38:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene V of NTMTO! - "Gippy's Dead"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss!The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. They may not be happy about it, but Paul Lynde has been sent along to keep an eye on them... and he has his finger on some experimental new technology.

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Gippy's Dead - (Episode 6; Scene 5)

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Body Swap Tragedy (Episode VI, Scene IV) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 26 Mar 2017 00:32:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene IV of NTMTO! - "Body Swap Tragedy"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss!The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. They may not be happy about it, but Paul Lynde has been sent along to keep an eye on them... and he has his finger on some experimental new technology.

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Body Swap Tragedy - (Episode 6; Scene 4)

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Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins (Episode VI, Scene III) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Tue, 14 Mar 2017 19:56:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene III of NTMTO! - "Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The wild rancor has been dealt with... and Grango's Garrison is the worse for the wear. Meanwhile, a message from Mon Mothma herself arrives, summoning the crew to the heart of the New Republic for dire news.

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Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins - (Episode 6; Scene 3)

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Unspeakable Rancor Activites (Episode VI, Scene II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 06 Mar 2017 20:21:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene II of NTMTO! - "Unspeakable Rancor Activities"

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! It's chaos in the casino as catastrophe strikes - in the form or a rogue rancor. Things go from bad to worse to...unspeakably awful. You'll have to listen to find out.

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Unspeakable Rancor Activities - (Episode 6; Scene 2)

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Black Starfield (Episode VI, Scene I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 26 Feb 2017 19:53:00 +0000

Episode VI, Scene I of NTMTO! - Black Starfield

The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! We return to Grango's casino on far-flung Delmara, as Grango, Root & P9-L plot their next moves. But who's this overweight, elderly Mon Cal diplomat? What have all these manifestations of the dark side been leading up to? And most importantly - where's Tamaya?

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Black Starfield - (Episode 6; Scene 1)

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Star Noirs Part III (Bonus Episode, Scene XXIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 10 Feb 2017 04:41:00 +0000

It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part three of this gritty, street-level bonus episode. Four Courscant beat cops during the height of Imperial power find themselves out of their depths in a game of cat a mouse with an enigmatic killer. As they descend to Level 1313, they'll learn the truth... but would the be better off not knowing?

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Star Noirs, Part III - (Episode 0; Scene 23)

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Star Noirs Part II (Bonus Episode, Scene XXII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 28 Jan 2017 20:27:00 +0000

It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part two of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck?

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Star Noirs, Part II - (Episode 0; Scene 22)

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Star Noirs - Part I (Bonus Episode, Scene XXI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 23 Jan 2017 07:18:00 +0000

It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part one of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck?

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Star Noirs, Part I - (Episode 0; Scene 21)

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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part II (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XX) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:05:00 +0000

It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part 2! Three younglings are the only chance to save Life Day from the villainous Sith Rogen.
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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special, Pt 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 20)

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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part I (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 07 Jan 2017 20:28:00 +0000

It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special (Part One) - Can the Younglings save Life Day, or will their be no wookie-ookies for anyone this year?

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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special, Pt 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 19)

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Amazon Prime Directive (Episode V, Scene XI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Tue, 27 Dec 2016 22:56:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene XI of NTMTO! - the grand finale of The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew of the Hertz have entered the heart of the Fabian's long forgotten treasure horde - and uncovered wealth beyond all imagining... but what darkness is concealed beneath the gold?

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Amazon Prime Directive - (Episode 5; Scene 11)

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Showdown on Fabian's Roost & Baby Rancor from the Sky (Episode V, Scene X) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 18 Dec 2016 03:30:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene X of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew of the Hertz uncovers riches and mysteries unseen by the galaxy in centuries on the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost. But what awaits them in the depths, and what is the secret of Fabian's Roost?

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Showdown on Fabian's Roost & Baby Rancor from the Sky - (Episode 5; Scene 10)

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Fat Albert & The Toilet Droid (Episode V, Scene IX) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 10 Dec 2016 20:04:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene IX of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! At long last - after a galaxy-spanning hunt - the crew of the Hertz has finally found the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost!

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Fat Albert & The Toliet Droid - (Episode 5; Scene 9)

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Frank Sinatra Voice Box & Rancor Ambergris (Episode V, Scene VIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 03 Dec 2016 01:55:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene VIII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew is on the trail of the third and final piece of the lost map to Fabian's Roost! A quick complication-free pit stop is all that lays between them and their final destination. What could be easier?

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Frank Sinatra Voice Box & Rancor Ambergris - (Episode 5; Scene 8)

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The Mirialin & The Escape From Qat Chrystac (Episode V, Scene VII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 19 Nov 2016 04:00:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene VII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The second part of the relic has been found! One piece remains to complete the map to Fabian's Roost - but a mysterious stranger and a dangerous encounter might keep them from even getting off planet!

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The Mirialin & The Escape From Qat Chrystac - (Episode 5; Scene 7)

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Rad Troopers (Episode V, Scene VI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 14 Nov 2016 06:45:00 +0000

The crew sets foot on a planet of radioactive lava in hopes of finding a lost treasure map... but they'll have to overcome the Empire's crack troops, trained for the most extreme environments... the Rad Troopers.

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Rad Troopers - (Episode 5; Scene 6)

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I'd Kinda Like To See How This Turns Out (Episode V, Scene V) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 06 Nov 2016 20:10:00 +0000

Episode 5, Scene 5 of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! Lightsaber action and daring escapes await the crew - but what waits for them up ahead, as they travel to the far reaches of the galaxy in search for the lost map to Fabian's Roost?

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I'd Kinda Like To See How This Turns Out - (Episode 5; Scene 5)

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Casino Gank (Episode V, Scene IV) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 31 Oct 2016 02:10:00 +0000

Episode 5, Scene IV of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew needs to make a quick getaway from Granga's casino - but a few loose ends threaten to trip them up!

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Casino Gank - (Episode 5; Scene 4)

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Ewok Pit Fighter (Episode V, Scene III) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 24 Oct 2016 05:23:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene III of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The players have located ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis in a Hutt casino...but a high-stakes Sabaac game is interrupted by a junkie with a tall tale about a map to the lost treasure planet of Fabian's Roost - and he has the golden idol to prove it!

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Ewok Pit Fighter - (Episode 5; Scene 3)

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Granga's Gambles (Episode V, Scene II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 17 Oct 2016 00:52:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene II of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The crew of the Hertz have arrived at Granga's Gambles... a fabulous destination casino on the edge of Hutt space. Somewhere within lurks ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis. But what does he know...and

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Granga's Gambles - (Episode 5; Scene 2)

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Knockoff Whiskey & Rancor Stage Show (Episode V, Scene I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 09 Oct 2016 20:22:00 +0000

Episode V, Scene I of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost - begins! Grango (the gambling Toydarian) and Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), are rejoined by delusional diplomat Tamaya! The New Republic has a new task for them...one that may lead to untold riches! But even as they begin, forces seen and unseen begin to move against them.

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Knockoff Whiskey & Rancor Stage Show - (Episode 5; Scene 1)

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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II (Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 03:07:00 +0000

We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. They've already crash landed on a barren planet, and now a murderous giant insect is hunting them for game. What else could go wrong?

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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 19)

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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:43:00 +0000

We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. What will they do when they find their Rebellion cruiser under attack and outgunned by a Star Destroyer?

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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 18)

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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp Pt. II (Episode 0, Scene XVII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 22:38:00 +0000

Episode 0, Scene 17 - In part two of this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! P9-L, Elruc Thawn, and mysterious bounty hunter Sage team up to survive the Neon Swamp in the Hutt Arena of Death. But are they any match for elite hunter DJ5000?

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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 17)

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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 12 Sep 2016 06:17:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! a group of unlikely allies find themselves locked in a Hutt Arena of Death. That's right - it's the return to the Arena of Death: Neon Swamp. Will anyone make it out alive?

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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 16)

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Wikiacloaca (Episode IV, Scne VI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 04 Sep 2016 20:21:00 +0000

Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - reaches it's dramatic conclusion! Chaos erupts at the survivor's camp as Commander Dragan descends into madness. Cue the Cap'n and his "thermal detonator"... Will order prevail? What's the secret connection between Kaveri and Commander Dragn? What's the secret underlying the madness of the Rancor? And what's a cloaca? Find out now!

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Wikiacloaca - (Episode 4; Scene 6)

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Bugs & Price, Prison Guards (Episode IV, Scene V) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 01:36:00 +0000

Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - nears it's dramatic climax as the battered expeditionary crew finds the survivors of the Port Delmara incident - only to find themselves immediately jailed! Who is the leader of the survivors, and what history does she have with mission leader Kaveri?

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Bugs & Price, Prison Guards - (Episode 4; Scene 5)

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Momish & The Flying Chair (Episode IV, Scene IV) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 20 Aug 2016 22:38:00 +0000

Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew bushwacks their way through the lush forests of Delmara - where they encounter a small group of survivors..and some lethal wildlife.

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Momish & The Flying Chair - (Episode 4; Scene 4)

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Cowboy Wookiee (Episode IV, Scene III) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 13 Aug 2016 07:34:00 +0000

Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew picks themselves up after a devastating rancor attack. With their investigation mission now a rescue mission, the crew sets out toward the evacuation point to look for survivors...

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Cowboy Wookiee - (Episode 4; Scene 3)

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Rank, or Rancor? - Episode IV, Scene II (Podcast)

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 06 Aug 2016 19:51:00 +0000

Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our intrepid crew prepares to land on the far flung colony planet, Delmara. What caused the mysterious destruction of the settlement, and will they avoid the same fate?

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Lei'an - (Episode 4; Scene 1)

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Lei'an (Episode IV, Scene I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 31 Jul 2016 04:10:00 +0000

Episode IV of NTMTO! - Wrath and Rancor - begins as a ragtag crew answers the summons of the newly founded New Republic. Join Grango (the gambling Toydarian), P-9L (the murderous droid bodyguard), Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), and Kaveri (the Force-sensitive Togruta) as they investigate a mysterious occurrence on a distant colony planet.

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Lei'an - (Episode 4; Scene 1)

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. 2 (Episode 0, Scene XV) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 24 Jul 2016 22:30:00 +0000

Part 2 of our bonus podracing episode! We catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?

Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. II - (Episode 0; Scene 15)

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I (Episode 0, Scene XIV) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 17 Jul 2016 22:28:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?

Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I - (Episode 0; Scene 14)

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The Porkins Brothers (Ep. III, Scene XI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 00:39:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 11

The dramatic conclusion of Episode III - Pit of Despair! Merce's crew, still reeling from the loss of their comrades, find themselves on the precipice of doom. The Pit nears self-destruction, even as freed prisoner Quintel attempts to negotiate with former crew member P-9L. Meanwhile, P-9L takes aim at the back of Quintel's head, seeking revenge for the precious amulet he stole from her. On top of all this, insane Jedi Iron Gan still seeks their heads!

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The Porkins Brothers - (Episode 3; Scene 11)

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Not Afraid of Bill Clinton (Episode III, Scene X) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 25 Jun 2016 00:57:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 10

Molten steel fills the execution deck, as mad Jedi Iron Gan sets his sights on his next prey. A rain of molten metal, murderous droids, and an armor piercing grenade all add up to more trouble as the crew attempts to get out of the Pit before it self-destructs.

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Not Afraid of Bill Clinton - (Episode 3; Scene 10)

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A Star Wars Pit (Episode III, Scene IX) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 18 Jun 2016 23:21:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 9

Death has arrived in the Pit - and it's name is Iron Gan! The remnants of Merc's crew scrabble for the exits as the mad Jedi prepares to turn his blade on them. Will anyone make it out alive?

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Star Wars Pit - (Episode 3; Scene 9)

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Blue Corn & Trash Dragons (Episode III, Scene VIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 05 Jun 2016 05:37:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 8

Attempting to scale an access shaft in the heart of the Pit is no easy matter - especially now that the entire prison has been alerted to the escape attempt. Merce Leck and his crew will have to overcome everything the Warden can throw at them to save Tamaya from execution... and success is not guaranteed.

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Blue Corn & Trash Dragons - (Episode 3; Scene 8)

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Bloom Like A Flower (Episode III, Scene VII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 27 May 2016 23:20:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 7

Merce Leck and his crew of Imperial defectors have reached the lowest level of the Pit and freed Jedi Knight Iron Gan - but Merce's wife Tamaya is nowhere to be found. Can they make it to the Execution Deck in time to save her from certain doom?

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Bloom Like A Flower - (Episode 3; Scene 7)

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Maximum Security Bidet (Episode III, Scene VI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 20 May 2016 17:09:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 6

Things heat up as Merce and his motley crew of Imperial defectors gain access to the central access shaft at the heart of the prison facility. But they'll have to get past a trio of prison thugs - the Scorpion Bros. - before they get anywhere!

Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!

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Maximum Security Bidet - (Episode 3; Scene 6)

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Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros (Episode III, Scene V) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 15 May 2016 05:32:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 5

The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - scour the hellish work floor of the prison, looking for their first contact - but the deeper they go the more complicated things become.

Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!

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Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros - (Episode 3; Scene 5)

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Polymorphously Perverse (Episode III, Scene IV) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sun, 08 May 2016 19:15:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 4

The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - have made it to the viper's nest that is the command center of the planetary penitentiary P-1T, now they must descend to the hellish prisoner's work floor.

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Polymorphously Perverse - (Episode 3; Scene 4)

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Face-Off (Episode III, Scene III) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 29 Apr 2016 21:24:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 3

The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - have made it through the Worldstorm...barely intact. They've landed on the prison world, but will they ever get off again?

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Face-Off - (Episode 3; Scene 3)

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Hertz vs. the World Storm (Episode III, Scene II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 22 Apr 2016 03:24:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 2

A brand new adventure begins! Four elite Imperial agents turn against the Emperor and attempt to spring their comrades out of the high-security planetentiary known as "The Pit"

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Hertz vs. the World Storm - (Episode 3; Scene 2)

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Secret Husband (Episode III, Scene I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 06:17:00 +0000

Episode 3, Scene 1

A brand new adventure begins! Four elite Imperial agents turn against the Emperor and attempt to spring their comrades out of the high-security planetentiary known as "The Pit"

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Secret Husband - (Episode 3; Scene 1)

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Literally Saving Life Day (Episode II, Scene XII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 08 Apr 2016 22:43:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 12

The culprit behind the Life Day assault on Kashyyyk is revealed - with Tamaya, Bosley, Quintel and P9-L persueing her through the Life Day Orb to the sacred Life Day Tree itself. It's the ultimate battle to save Life Day!

Part III of the "New Year's Drinks" session.

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Literally Saving Life Day - (Episode 3; Scene 1)

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I Eat In The Ladies Room (Episode II, Scene XI) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 02 Apr 2016 01:10:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 11

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, have rendezvoused with the Rebellion flagship with important information - leader of the Rebellion forces, Genernal Jan Dodonna is orchestrating an attack to destroy Wookie Life Day! Can the crew get to the bottom of this heinous plan in time?

Part II of the "New Year's Drinks" session.

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I Eat In The Ladies Room - (Episode 2; Scene 11)

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What Happens on Nal Hutta... (Episode II, Scene X) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 01:27:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 10

Bosley, Quintel, Tamaya and an oddly silent P9-L come to terms with their chaotic time on Nal Hutta as they rendezvous with the Rebel Alliance capital ship. Armed with damning evidence against Rebellion leader General Jan Dodonna, they face the question of spreading the word without putting themselves in the cross hairs.

Part I of the "New Year's Drinks" session.

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What Happens on Nal Hutta - (Episode 2; Scene 10)

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Curveball Boutique (Episode II, Scene IX) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 18 Mar 2016 22:37:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 9

The "Mudslide" Session concludes! Droid P-9L, engineers Bosley and Quintel, and increasingly erratic diplomat Tamaya find themselves locked in the Hutt's deadly dance at the Granee Noopa. Hunted through the muck by deadly and ostentatious bounty hunters, will they even make it to Dinner? And what further horrors await?

The final session with Guest Star Traycee playing Amy Vorpahl's character "Tamaya".

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Curveball Boutique - (Episode 2; Scene 9)

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Trumpu's America (Episode II, Scene VIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 05 Mar 2016 21:11:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 8

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, have entered the deadly "Drinks" portion of the Hutt's twisted gala, the "Granee Noopa". Will they survive to the "Dance" and "Dinner" events with a bevy of baleful bounty hunters gunning for their heads?

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Trumpu's America - (Episode 2; Scene 8)

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Tamaya Goes Commando (Episode II, Scene VII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 26 Feb 2016 22:58:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 7

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, arrive at the palace of Trumpu the Hutt, on the Hutt homeworld of Nal Hutta. Attendees of a deadly dinner, can they curry the Hutt lord's favor and find out who was behind the attack on Kashyyyk?
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Tamaya Goes Commando - (Episode 2; Scene 7)

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Thank God for Gippy (Scene XLVII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 20 Feb 2016 04:42:00 +0000

Episode 1, Scene 47

The Grand Finale of Episode 1 has finally arrived. The action begins in the middle of Derek's vision quest - with the whole crew standing on a bustling sidewalk in 1970's Los Angeles. Destinies will be chosen, Fates will be sealed, and at least one crew member isn't making it out alive!

Here! We! Goooooooooo!

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Thank God for Gippy - (Episode 1; Scene 47)

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Discoball of Destruction (Scene XLVI, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 13 Feb 2016 02:14:00 +0000

Episode 1, Scene 46

The finale of Episode 1 nears its conclusion, with D.A.A.M.N. trapped in his own mind - facing memories of a mysterious past he locked off from himself long ago. Meanwhile, outside the obelisk, things get...stylish.

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Discoball of Destruction - (Episode 1; Scene 46)

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The Vats of Solera! (Scene XLV, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Mon, 08 Feb 2016 06:25:00 +0000

Episode 1, Scene 45

The finale of Episode 1 continues as the crew encounter a series of vision quests that will test their very being - beginning with a trip to the Pleasure Dome with Gippy! Meanwhile, the newly reunited Malcolm and Logan contend with each other as they hold off the Imperial siege outside.

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The Vats of Solara! - (Episode 1; Scene 45)

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An Ode to Paul Skywalker (Scene XLIV, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 29 Jan 2016 21:34:00 +0000

Episode 1, Scene 44

Gippy and the crew enter the mysterious central core of the lost Rakatan city. Secrets, mysteries and answers lay within - but will Malcolm and Logan be able to hold off the Imperial forces long enough for them to get back out alive?

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An Ode to Paul Skywalker - (Episode 1; Scene 44)

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BBH (Scene VI, Episode II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 02:29:00 +0000

Art Carney in the Star Wars Holiday Speical

Episode 2, Scene 6

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, have stopped the mysterious terrorist of Kashyyyk - but who sent him, and what was his goal? As the PC's regroup, a surprising new arrival sends them from the frying pan and into the fire.

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BBH - (Episode 2; Scene 6)

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Emergency Belt Release (Scene V, Episode II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 15 Jan 2016 22:13:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 5

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, have found Chewbacca's son Lumpy - in the hands of a deadly bounty hunter with a plan to destroy an entire Wookiee city! Can they stop him - or will they be cut down where they stand?

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Emergency Belt Release - (Episode 2; Scene 5)

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Happy Life Day '15

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 25 Dec 2015 23:50:00 +0000

Happy Holidays, everyone! No full episode this week - but please enjoy these holiday wishes from all of us here at Never Tell Me The Odds!, and Princess Leia.

You can enjoy our Holiday Episode from 2014 here. See you all in the New Year!

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Happy Holidays everyone!

Happy Life Day '15

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Classic P'doc (Scene IV, Episode II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 01:23:00 +0000

Episode 2, Scene 4

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, have found Chewbacca's son Lumpy - along with a whole lot of trouble in the form of a deadly saboteur. Will the crew be able to save Life Day?!

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Classic P'doc - (Episode 2; Scene 4)

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Sn'egg (Episode I, Scene XLIII) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 11 Dec 2015 22:30:00 +0000

Episode 1, Scene 43

The dreadful specter of Typhon Soont reappears to harry our heroes as they attempt to evade the Empire and make it to the Central Computer in the heart of the long forgotten Rakatan ruins. Final the secrets at the heart of the ruins are revealed!

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Sn'egg - (Episode 1; Scene 43)

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Droid Tears (Scene XLII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 04 Dec 2015 22:23:00 +0000

Episode 1, Scene 42

The dreadful specter of Typhon Soont reappears to harry our heroes as they attempt to evade the Empire and make it to the Central Computer in the heart of the long forgotten Rakatan ruins.

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Droid Tears - (Episode 1; Scene 42)

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Pie-Curious (Scene XLI, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 28 Nov 2015 17:34:00 +0000

In Episode 41 of Never Tell Me The Odds! Gippy and the crew find themselves on the run from Commandant Vola's Stormtroopers in the heart of the long-lost alien vault. Plus - an epochal revelation!
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Pie-Curious - (Episode 1; Scene 41)

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RoboCopped By The Empire (Scene XL, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 01:44:00 +0000

Gippy Bindoo and the rest of the crew of the Doopey II have finally arrived at the lost vault of the ancient Rakata Empire. But at the moment of their triumph a figure re-emerges from their past!

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RoboCopped By The Empire - (Episode 1; Scene 40)

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Wookie-Ookies (Scene III, Episode II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 13 Nov 2015 23:47:00 +0000

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, are asked to watch over Chewbacca's son Lumpy on Life Day. Unfortunately, he's snuck out of the house and is on the run from the Imperials! Can this bunch of rebels get him back before he gets into deeper trouble?

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Wookie-ookies - (Episode 2; Scene 3)

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Gonzo Pearlgun (Scene II, Episode II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 07 Nov 2015 22:45:00 +0000

Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, are asked to watch over Chewbacca's son Lumpy on Life Day. Things get complicated when the Imperials show up looking for unauthorized comm systems.
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Gonzo Pearlgun - (Episode 2; Scene 2)

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A Life Day Adventure (Scene I, Episode II) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 31 Oct 2015 01:19:00 +0000

A new adventure begins as Tamaya, the human diplomat, and her bodyguard droid P-9L meet up with two space mechanics, Bosley and Quintel, on the Wookiee planet Kashyyyk. The event? Why, it's time to celebrate Life Day of course! What could possibly go awry?

Lumpy - Chewbacca's son

Malla - Chewbacca's wife (played by Snoop Dogg)

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A Life Day Adventure - (Episode 2; Scene 1)

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Force and Destiny Beginner Game Pt. 3 (Bonus Scene XIII, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 24 Oct 2015 06:22:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds, we play through the Force and Destiny Beginner's Game... sort of. Get acquainted with the new rules from FFG's latest addition to the Star Wars RPG universe, as we push the rules into strange new areas. In the dramatic climax, the players find themselves facing a spirit of the dark side - and betrayal from within!

Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New adventure every Friday. Four L.A. based professional comedians / improvisers attempt to keep their Star Wars characters alive on the edges of the Empire. Uses the popular Fantasy Flight Games RPG system.
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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt. 3 - (Episode 0; Scene 13)

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Force and Destiny Beginner Game Pt. 2 (Bonus Scene XII, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 16 Oct 2015 22:06:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds, we play through the Force and Destiny Beginner's Game... sort of. Get acquainted with the new rules from FFG's latest addition to the Star Wars RPG universe, as we push the rules into strange new areas.

Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New adventure every Friday. Four L.A. based professional comedians / improvisers attempt to keep their Star Wars characters alive on the edges of the Empire. Uses the popular Fantasy Flight Games RPG system.
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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt. 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 12)

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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt.1 (Bonus Scene XI, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 09 Oct 2015 21:58:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds, we play through the Force and Destiny Beginner's Game... sort of. Get acquainted with the new rules from FFG's latest addition to the Star Wars RPG universe, as we push the rules into strange new areas.

Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New adventure every Friday. Four L.A. based professional comedians / improvisers attempt to keep their Star Wars characters alive on the edges of the Empire. Uses the popular Fantasy Flight Games RPG system.
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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt. 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 11)

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 3 (Bonus Scene X, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 00:09:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we turn back the hands of time to Star Wars: A New Hope. Our "heroic" PC's, Gippy Bindoo, P9-L, Capt. Doowhip, and Duchess, attempt to race Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Death Star in an attempt to save Princess Leia first. They've found Leia, but will she go with them? Will Obi-Wan Kenobi interfere? And what happens with Darth Vader shows up?

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 3 - (Episode 0; Scene 10)

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 2 (Bonus Scene IX, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 12 Sep 2015 02:58:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we turn back the hands of time to Star Wars: A New Hope. Our "heroic" PC's, Gippy Bindoo, P9-L, Capt. Doowhip, and Duchess, attempt to race Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Death Star in an attempt to save Princess Leia first. But now that they've arrived in the Death Star, will they be able to make it out alive?

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 9)

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 1 (Bonus Session VIII, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 06:49:00 +0000

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we turn back the hands of time to Star Wars: A New Hope. Our "heroic" PC's, Gippy Bindoo, P9-L, Capt. Doowhip, and Duchess, attempt to race Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Death Star in an attempt to save Princess Leia first. But can they make it to the Death Star in one piece?

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 8)

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Arena of Death Pt. 3 (Scene XXXIX, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 28 Aug 2015 23:50:00 +0000

The 39th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! Bal'Tarff and D.A.A.M.N. attempt their heroic escape from Brando the Hutt's Arena of Death! The luck may be on their side, but who will escape and who will fall?

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Arena of Death Pt. 3 - (Episode 1; Scene 39)

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Arena of Death Pt. 2 (Scene XXXVIII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 20:26:00 +0000

The 38th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! Bal'Tarff and D.A.A.M.N. find themselves locked in the fight for their lives in the Arena of Death! Even if they can hold off the wookie gladiator Rhyyk, will they survive the rest of the deadly bounty hunters? Listen below!

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Arena of Death Pt. 2 - (Episode 1; Scene 38)

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Arena of Death Pt. 1 (Scene XXXVII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:06:00 +0000

The 37th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! The long awaited return of D.A.A.M.N and Bal'tarff Zin! We pick up with the two unlucky adventurers as Imperial forces deliver them as prisoners to a mysterious third party. What awaits them in the Arena of Death!?

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Arena of Death Pt. 1 - (Episode 1; Scene 37)

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Footloose Slide (Scene XXXVI, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 20:25:00 +0000

The 36th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! The Crew escapes a collapsing elevator shaft, only to find themselves in deeper danger. How many phantoms of the past does this ancient vault hold within it?

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Footloose Slide - (Episode 1; Scene 36)

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Steve Buscem-bot (Scene XXXV, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 01 Aug 2015 03:04:00 +0000

The 35th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! In the atrium of the ancient alien storehouse, long forgotten technology springs to life, even as the crew attempts to determine friend from foe.

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Steve Buscem-bot - (Episode 1; Scene 35)

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Space Microwave (Scene XXXIV, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 25 Jul 2015 00:39:00 +0000

The 34th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! The crew enters the long lost, ancient Rakatan Vault at last. What secrets will they find within...

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Space Microwave - (Episode 1; Scene 34)

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Parking Space Opera Pt. 2 (Bonus Session VII, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Sat, 11 Jul 2015 01:31:00 +0000

A bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - "Parking Space Opera - Part 2"!

In this "what if" episode, we find the crew on Tatooine trying to beat Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan to the Millennium Falcon. But will they even survive Mos Eisley Cantina?

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Parking Space Opera Pt. 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 7)

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Parking Space Opera (Bonus Scene VI, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 03 Jul 2015 20:03:00 +0000

A bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - "Parking Space Opera"! In this "what if" episode, we find the crew on Tatooine trying to beat Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan to the Millennium Falcon. Will they make it, or be caught by the Empire instead?

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Parking Space Opera - (Episode 0; Scene 6)

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That's HonkyTonk Station (Scene XXXIII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 22:47:00 +0000

The 33rd episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! The crew slums it with Jawas as they draw near to the mysterious lost treasure of the Infinite Rakata Empire.

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That's HonkyTonk Station - (Episode 1; Scene 33)

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Cram It In! (Scene XXXII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 19 Jun 2015 23:51:00 +0000

The 32nd episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! An aerial escape turns into a terrifying death spiral with an explosive climax!

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Cram It In - (Episode 1; Scene 32)

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The Cram Session (Scene XXXI, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 12 Jun 2015 20:48:00 +0000

The 31st episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! 50 miles above the surface of the planet, the crew's escape attempt stalls out. Now with badly damaged engines, TIEs in hot pursuit, and a Jawa at the controls, is there any hope of making it out alive?

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The Cram Session - (Episode 1; Scene 31)

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Gippy vs The Death Star Pt. 3 (Bonus Scene V, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 05 Jun 2015 16:23:00 +0000

A bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - "Gippy vs The Death Star Pt. 3"! In this "what if" episode, we see what would happen if Gippy was present at the battle of Yavin IV against the original Death Star. With Luke Skywalker out of the battle Gippy and musical droid Keytar Steve take the lead on the Death Star assault. Will the succeed, or is the Rebellion doomed?

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Gippy vs. The Death Star Pt. 3 - (Episode 0; Scene 5)

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Gippy vs. The Death Star Pt. 2 (Bonus Scene IV, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 29 May 2015 16:38:00 +0000

A bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - "Gippy vs The Death Star Pt 2"! In this "what if" episode, we see what would happen if Gippy was present at the battle of Yavin IV against the original Death Star. Gippy and musical droid Keytar Steve have found the traitorous Trick Lie-o, but can they stop him from jettisoning Luke Skywalker out the airlock?

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Gippy vs. The Death Star Pt. 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 4)

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Gippy vs The Death Star Pt. 1 (Bonus Scene III, Episode 0) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 22 May 2015 17:30:00 +0000

A bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - "Gippy vs The Death Star"! In this "what if" episode, we see what would happen if Gippy was present at the battle of Yavin IV against the original Death Star. Of course, he'll have to get there first. Can he and Keytar Steve survive the trip in system while an Imperial spy is afoot?

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Gippy vs. The Death Star Pt. 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 3)

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Smashing in Another Life (Scene XXX, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 15 May 2015 17:50:00 +0000

The 30th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - Scene XXX, "Smashing in Another Life"! The crew's ship "The Dupio Drift" begins to break apart as Malcolm puts it to it's limit. Surely they'll manage to shake off that enraged Sith warrior before he brings them down - right?

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Smashing in Another Life - (Episode 1; Scene 30)

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Sam Rockwell's Arms (Scene XXIX, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 08 May 2015 18:46:00 +0000

The 29th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - Scene XXIX, "Sam Rockwell's Arms"! Pendellion III is beseiged by the Imperials, and our battered crew wants to escape. Can the get off the planet? Not if Typhon Soont has anything to say about it.

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Sam Rockwell's Arms - (Episode 1; Scene 29)

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The Blue Twi'lek (Scene XXVIII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 01 May 2015 23:27:00 +0000

The 28th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - Scene XXVIII, "The Blue Twi'lek"! Malcolm tries to pick up the pieces after taking on the evil Jedi Typhon Soont. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew tries to beat a hasty retreat.

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The Blue Twi'lek - (Episode 1; Scene 28)

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Dupiyo Drift (Scene XXVII, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 24 Apr 2015 22:51:00 +0000

The 27th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - Scene XXVII, "Dupiyo Drift"! Reckless or not, Malcolm goes head to head with the Emperor's Hand Typhon Soont. Meanwhile, Gippy goes deep undercover.

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Dupiyo Drift - (Episode 1; Scene 27)

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Fan the Hammer (Scene XXVI, Episode I) - Podcast

starwarsrpgpodcast@gmail.com (Never Tell Me The Odds! ) — Fri, 17 Apr 2015 19:44:00 +0000

The 26th episode of Never Tell Me The Odds - Scene XXVI, "Fan the Hammer"! The situation escalates quickly, as the Imperials show up while the Crew faces down a rival band of smugglers. At the center of the chaos - the Sith Warrior Typhon Soont!

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Fan the Hammer - (Episode 1; Scene 26)

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