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• 19 minutes, 36 seconds
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Our first contest: Listen to this show and participate by asking us questions to win $200 (or $300)! Josue (from Costa Rica) asks us how to force a girl to get an abortion and then dump her. The hard part of the question is how to do all this, without looking like an asshole. Also, Mike V and Greg (from Cupertino, CA) want a completely new slang word for “pussy”. And they get it.

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Jess (who reps Kennesaw, Georgia) asks us about cats and LSD. Greg (from Cupertino, CA) wonders where the worst place to get shot is. Our all-star team answers these great questions and then PRESIDENT WISHNACK hits you with a dosage of Normal News.

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Not safe for work. Slacker.

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• 13 minutes, 13 seconds
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Find out who won the vote to be the official co-host of our podcast: Wangmaster or Andy Looks (discussed in show #6, for those who need to catch up).

Dave called us back about two topics that were discussed in earlier shows: racist crayons and zombie sex. We also answer a question from Mike V., who asks us about sexual relations with clones. That’s right.

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We like everyone that might be offended by this.

regular people are like “draw a penis on his face”.

i got turned into a transvestite geisha.

mutton-chops, a fu man chu, red cheeky blush marks, eyeshadow, lip stick and my nose was turned into a penis with ranch dressing coming out of my nostrils.

i introduced myself to about twenty people that night and forgot to mention i don’t normally look like a flaming clown. none of them mentioned the makeup either, so i’m sure they were like “yep. we’re in san francisco.”

chaotic night. and the worst part is that was only the beginning of it.

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You’ll also find out who will be the permanent 3rd co-host: Andy Looks or Wangmaster. The decision has been made and we’re gonna stick with it. (If you don’t know what we’re talking about you should really be listening to our podcast.)

We’re also preparing to record some more shows in the meantime and would really like everyone to reach out and get their friends to give us a call. Ask us any questions you want and get heard on our show. Our number is (206) 339-STOP.

If your friends need some inspiration before asking us a question, we’ve created the stop tape questions page which lists some questions that we’ve answered on our show in the past (and some that we’ll be using in future shows as well). Thanks for the support and remember to tell your pals.

A few years ago, we actually did get people to use this pencil to sign release forms and other official documentation. As much as I wish PRESIDENT WISHNACK still had possession of it, the pencil was sold online.

And if you want to know why the hell I’m posting a picture of a homemade pencil… Check out our podcast! I hear it’s pretty good.

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• 30 minutes, 14 seconds
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• Recorded in April 2006

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Yeah, we’re very late with this podcast, but can you blame us? It wasn’t very fun to edit a show that caused so much drama and headaches.

We only had time for two calls for this show. Lisa (who also called us in Show #5) asked us if we would rather be sterile or have our spouse be sterile, plus some other questions that only she could have thought of. Our second call came from phayde, who asked about “incompetent mother fuckers”.

Besides the usual format of our show where we answer questions that people call us with, we fought. A lot.

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Due to some graphic content, you better be fucking old enough.

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• 35 minutes, 31 seconds
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• Recorded in April 2006

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We got a call in response to a question we asked in Show #1, Part 2, that had to do with shaving yourself. Brian from Tennessee wants to know what the DMV writes on drivers licenses for bald people. And after we discuss a call about Wangmaster, we move on to some Normal News brought to you by PRESIDENT WISHNACK.

Lisa asks us two questions: The first is, “Would you rather have sex with a 7 year old or a 70 year old?” The second question is about whether we would choose to save our unborn child or our wife if there were complications during pregnancy.

To top off the show, PRESIDENT WISHNACK asks you, the listeners, a question about zombie sex and relationships. Give us your answer: (206)339-STOP.

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We’re like vitamins. Keep away from children.

I’m visiting my girlfriend this week to attend her graduation, so I haven’t been able to edit the next show (Show #5), yet. But the show is recorded and the stop tape podcast ain’t going nowhere, so please check back next week. Sorry for the delay.

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• 33 minutes, 54 seconds
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• Recorded in April 2006

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Chris’ girlfriend, Annie asks us to decide between an attractive/bad-smelling girl and a homely/good-smelling girl. We also discuss whether the letter “V” insinuates perverted feelings and we end with an off-the-streets question about salt and pepper shakers.

There’s a bit of drama in this show and we were reluctant to even release it, but it is what it is.

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Not suitable for any ages.