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• 19 minutes, 36 seconds

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Our first contest: Listen to this show and participate by asking us questions to win $200 (or $300)! Josue (from Costa Rica) asks us how to force a girl to get an abortion and then dump her. The hard part of the question is how to do all this, without looking like an asshole. Also, Mike V and Greg (from Cupertino, CA) want a completely new slang word for “pussy”. And they get it.

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Jess (who reps Kennesaw, Georgia) asks us about cats and LSD. Greg (from Cupertino, CA) wonders where the worst place to get shot is. Our all-star team answers these great questions and then PRESIDENT WISHNACK hits you with a dosage of Normal News.

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• 13 minutes, 13 seconds

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Find out who won the vote to be the official co-host of our podcast: Wangmaster or Andy Looks (discussed in show #6, for those who need to catch up).

Dave called us back about two topics that were discussed in earlier shows: racist crayons and zombie sex. We also answer a question from Mike V., who asks us about sexual relations with clones. That’s right.

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• 30 minutes, 14 seconds
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• Recorded in April 2006

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Yeah, we’re very late with this podcast, but can you blame us? It wasn’t very fun to edit a show that caused so much drama and headaches.

We only had time for two calls for this show. Lisa (who also called us in Show #5) asked us if we would rather be sterile or have our spouse be sterile, plus some other questions that only she could have thought of. Our second call came from phayde, who asked about “incompetent mother fuckers”.

Besides the usual format of our show where we answer questions that people call us with, we fought. A lot.

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Due to some graphic content, you better be fucking old enough.

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• 35 minutes, 31 seconds
• 32.5 MB

• Recorded in April 2006

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We got a call in response to a question we asked in Show #1, Part 2, that had to do with shaving yourself. Brian from Tennessee wants to know what the DMV writes on drivers licenses for bald people. And after we discuss a call about Wangmaster, we move on to some Normal News brought to you by PRESIDENT WISHNACK.

Lisa asks us two questions: The first is, “Would you rather have sex with a 7 year old or a 70 year old?” The second question is about whether we would choose to save our unborn child or our wife if there were complications during pregnancy.

To top off the show, PRESIDENT WISHNACK asks you, the listeners, a question about zombie sex and relationships. Give us your answer: (206)339-STOP.

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• 33 minutes, 54 seconds
• 31 MB

• Recorded in April 2006

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Chris’ girlfriend, Annie asks us to decide between an attractive/bad-smelling girl and a homely/good-smelling girl. We also discuss whether the letter “V” insinuates perverted feelings and we end with an off-the-streets question about salt and pepper shakers.

There’s a bit of drama in this show and we were reluctant to even release it, but it is what it is.

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Not suitable for any ages.

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• 34 minutes, 32 seconds
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• Recorded in March 2006

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We answer calls about the outcome of a fictitious fight and ask a question of our own about another fictitious fight. Then we answer a question about relations with a girl and her sister and follow that up with a question about homeless people and their sexual activities.

Also, we hit the streets to get questions from people at 5:00AM and got a fairly interesting question about how to keep livestock away from growing marijuana plants.

After we answer a call about waxed private parts, PRESIDENT WISHNACK reads the list of “Top 10 Most Sexually Adventurous States” and it is thoroughly discussed. Missouri, stand up!

Give us a call: (206)339-STOP.

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• 34 minutes, 21 seconds
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• Recorded in March 2006

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We start the show off with a call from Claudette, who asks what the longest word is in the dictionary. Dave asks us a question about Wangmaster… Mike V. asks us to help with a movie quotable. Shereen is curious about chickens and eggs while another female caller asks us about pigs and bacon. We also help with a party budget question and give some relationship advice.

And if that wasn’t enough… PRESIDENT WISHNACK hits you with some Normal News!

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We say so many bad things… so many.

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• 21 minutes, 44 seconds
• 19.9 MB

• Recorded in March 2006

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The last part of Show #1 is here! We start the show by continuing an answer to a call from Part 2 about when it’s necessary to get rid of a woman.

After some fooling around on a popular search engine, we move on to a topic that ends with PRESIDENT WISHNACK giving out his personal address. After that, we answer a question about how to pass a drug test and then Wangmaster tries to get in on the fun of giving out personal contact information.

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For immature mature audiences only.

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• 19 minutes, 24 seconds
• 17.7 MB

• Recorded in March 2006

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PRESIDENT WISHNACK asks a questions of his own, Dave asks two questions about PETA and special girls in your life while Ana asks us multiple questions about Britney Spears, dreams and Annie. Wangmaster brings up the subject of herpes, but you’ll never guess in which question it’s in response to…

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We say things that people should only listen to after they’ve reached “a certain age”. You know what age we’re talking about. YOU KNOW. Don’t call (206)339-STOP and ask us what age because you know it already.