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Colin’s April Fool

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:56:16 +0000

The grumpiest fish on the pond plays and April Fool joke - but is it funny?

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Bertie and the Queen’s Confession

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 08:54:54 +0000

The Wicked Queen has confessed everything. She had recorded the story of how she turned Bertie into a frog. The cassette tape has gone missing. Bertie MUST get hold of it.

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Bertie and the Secret Potato

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 23:27:37 +0000

A Bertie adventure that takes us to the jungle of Papua New Guinea in search of the secret of eternal youth.

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Bertie’s Lost Christmas

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 14:41:09 +0000

It is Christmas Eve. Bertie the frog is performing his stand-up comedy act abroad. He and Tim are delayed by snow when trying to get back to their pond, and end up with in a bus depot with some unlikely characters.

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Bertie in Siberia

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Tue, 03 May 2011 11:00:39 +0000

Prince Bertie goes to Siberia in search of a family heirloom, a Faberge egg. On the Trains Siberian Train he meets a mysterious Mongolian Princess.

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Bertie and the General

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:03:21 +0000

Prince Bertie learns some history from an old war veteran, and he proves that even if he sometimes can be a bit spoilt and rude, deep down he has a very good heart.

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Bertie and the Boot Camp

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 16 May 2010 15:36:34 +0000

Natasha tells us how Bertie was sent to a outdoor training "Boot Camp" and survived to tell the tale.

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Bertie and the Merchant of Palmyra

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:38:04 +0000

Natasha returns with a Bertie Story ! The King and Queen visit the desert oasis of Palmyra. The Wicked Queen brings back a souvenir that starts to haunt her

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Tim The Tadpole’s Exams

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:56:25 +0000

Tim the Tadpole is very upset because Colin has called him stupid for not doing well at school. Bertie decides to help Tim with some advice on how to pass exams.

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Bertie’s Car

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:18:23 +0000

Prince Bertie was the kingdom's most courteous driver. The Wicked Queen hoped that his ordinary car and slow driving would not impress Princess Beatrice.

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Sadie’s Broken Heart

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:52:27 +0000

Princess poppy falls into the pond and leaves her crown in the water. Sadie the swan picks it up on her head, and is seen by Prince Boris who is convinced that she is a princess who has been turned into a swan.

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Bertie and the Mermaid

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:15:18 +0000

The story of why Bertie thinks that Mermaids are no better than sirens.

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Bertie and the Ghost

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:50:07 +0000

When Bertie was still a small prince, his annoying little brother bet him that he would not dare to sleep one Halloween night in the haunted North Tower. Bertie did - and he met a ghost with a strange sense of humour.

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Bertie and the Lion

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:59:06 +0000

The story of how Prince Bertie kept a lion as a pet when he was a small boy living in the palace, and what happened when the lion grew too big to keep.

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Bertie’s Double

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 25 May 2008 12:23:54 +0000

The Wicked Queen is determined that Princess Beatrice should marry a rich prince - but Beatrice stays true to her long lost Prince Bertie - then the Queen finds someone who looks just like Bertie.

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Bertie’s Year of the Rat

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:28:08 +0000

In the year of the Rat, Bertie gives sanctuary to a special visitor to the pond.

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Colin’s Grumpy Christmas

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:01:23 +0000

A fish wishes to be alone. Santa grants him his desire for Christmas, and then he wonders if peace and quiet is such a wonderful thing after all.

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Three Short Bertie Stories

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:47:57 +0000

Three short and slapstick pond-life stories compiled from the early days of Storynory. Notable for the voice of Rob playing Colin the Carp and Barker the Dog.

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Agent Bertie

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:45:25 +0000

You will only hear this on Storynory because it's Top Secret. Natasha exclusively reveals that before Bertie was turned into a frog, he worked as a Secret Agent.

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Video: How Old Are You?

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:08:54 +0000

Bertie the Frog Speaks ! As does Tim The Tadpole, Colin The Grumpy Carp, and Sadie the Swan. In this short animation Tim, who is rather a curious little tadpole, has a very important question. And maybe, just maybe, there's a birthday soon on the pond.

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Colin: The Grumpy King

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 13 May 2007 21:28:59 +0000

How an exceptionally grumpy fish who lives on the pond with Prince Bertie the Frog was turned into the King for a day and tried to ban football. There's a moral in it somewhere.

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Bertie Writes A Book

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:32:00 +0000

Bertie has become an author - and here you can listen to the the story of how he came to write his first block-buster.

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Bertie Valentine

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 14:33:42 +0000

All the pond life are excited by Valentine's day. But nobody is more excited than Bertie the frog. All he has to do, is to lure the Lovely Princess Beatrice Down to the Pond, receive her kiss from her, and he will turn back into his true self - a handsome prince.

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Bertie Meets Father Christmas

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 20:11:32 +0000

The absolutely true story of how Prince Bertie the Frog met Santa Claus and his reindeer. The Lovely Princess Beatrice was most terribly upset after the wicked stepmother called off Christmas, and Bertie just had to cheer her up.

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Halloween on the Pond

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:55:42 +0000

This a rather scary story, particularly if you are a very small tadpole. Halloween is the most frightening night the year, or it is the most scrummy night of the year, depending on whether you are on the right or wrong end of a trick or a treat.

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How Colin the Carp Became Grumpy

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 11:35:43 +0000

After a huge argument on the pond Colin the Grumpy Carp was forced to reveal the secret of how he got his grouch. We now tell the story. Get your hankies ready, because this one is a real tear jerker.

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Bertie on Holiday

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:11:08 +0000

The lovely princess Beatrice is on holiday - but she can get no rest because she is constantly being photographed. The newspapers back home are saying some really rude things about her. Bertie is shocked and comes to the rescue.

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The Sweetest Princess Competition

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:14:33 +0000

When Beatrice was just a teenage princess in training, she entered The Sweetest Princess Competition. Up until now, the inside story has been kept secret, but Sadie the Swan has persuaded Bertie to reveal all.

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Tim’s Swimming Lesson

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 20:38:24 +0000

The pond-life were amazed when Tim suggested that all the fishes, frogs, and tadpoles should have swimming lessons. In fact, Colin the Carp said that was the silliest thing he had ever heard.

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How Prince Bertie Ran Away

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:46:18 +0000

About the time when Bertie was a just a small prince-ling and he decided to run away from the palace. He finds that the world outside can be quite rough when nobody knows that you are really a royal in disguise.

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Prince Bertie and the Dragon

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:33:58 +0000

How Prince Bertie slew a Welsh dragon and won the hand of the Lovely Princess Beatrice. An adventure from the time before Bertie was turned into a frog.

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Bertie’s Easter Egg Hunt

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 20:03:26 +0000

The annual Easter Egg hunt in the Palace Garden is heading for disaster, and Prince Bertie the Frog is about to take the blame for eating the eggs belonging to the children.

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How Prince Bertie became Bertie the Frog

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Sun, 12 Feb 2006 23:10:38 +0000

The story that sets up the Bertie series. How and why Prince Bertie was turned into a frog by the wicked step-mother of Princess Beatrice.

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Bertie’s Christmas Storynory

bertie@storynory.com (Storynory) — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 13:49:27 +0000

By HRH Prince Bertie the Frog Download the audio here. Or use the play button to listen now: Now, this morning it is a bit cold in this part of the world. Mr Frosty has been to visit, and the vegetable patch is white and glistening. There is ice on the pond. Brrrr, said Colin [...]

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