The Memories of a Strict Uncle

New British spanking censorship comes into force, or does it?

2014-12-06T01:10:00.000+00:00

There I was, just starting to enjoy the springtime of my senility when any number of people started to write panic-stricken e-mails that all asked the same question: how will they be able to get their cock-throbbing, trouser-tightening, spanking porno videos now the government has put video downloads on a censorship par with DVDs? The answer to all of you is that you will, because nothing is going to happen that will effect you in any way, shape or form.

Let's start with your favourite DVDs, which you never had any trouble buying, did you? Have you ever wondered why you can send off your money to an accommodation address and get your video by return of post when it is all supposed to be illegal?

The reason for that is due to the fact that the police are no longer the people who deal with unlicensed videos. The last government handed that over to the councils to save money and the councils passed enforcement on to the only department they could think of which was trading standards. What this means is that a shop selling porno may get raided if a council is so minded, but an outfit selling through the post is pretty secure because trading standards are only responsible for their individual areas. They have no idea where the accommodation address that a video seller uses is actually located, and even if they have, so long as there are no actual disks on the premises then there is little that they can do. Most porn merchants keep their warehouses and offices in different parts of the country for just that reason, by the way.

Now then, even though as of this moment a download is covered by the same rules that govern a DVD sale, do you really think that anybody in the adult trade is going to use a British server to host their product? Firstly because most British hosts will not handle pornography, but mainly because the Americans and Germans have dedicated pornography hosting sites that are outside the jurisdiction of the UK government, never mind some small town council's trading standards department.

Companies such as Moonglow, the major producer of spanking videos in Britain are more concerned with American federal law then they are with British.

As for the smaller outfits that only have a few videos and cannot afford dedicated hosting, they will probably continue using Clips4Sale to punt their wares. Again, an American site, governed by American laws, with payments routed via American banks.

It kind of makes you wonder what is going on, doesn't it? Well, wonder no more, because this is fairly typical behaviour for a Tory government that is worried about losing the support of the anal retentives in their outer suburbs. This government is on the ropes with a support base that is going over to UKIP in vast numbers. They cannot give the suburban souls the immigration controls that they want, so are hoping that this nonsense will keep enough of them happy to allow Cameron to stagger back into Downing Street next May.

I have been around the trade for more years than I care to remember, as anyone who has read my memoirs will know, and I can tell you that nothing will happen at all that will prevent any of you getting the spanking videos that you enjoy so much.

Now let an old man go to bed...

Guest Posting: Early Janus Days

2014-07-11T09:30:00.000+01:00

The following came as an e-mail from Leslie, and I reproduce it in full as a guest posting. If you have a good memory to share with us, then please sent it to strictuncle@gmail.com.

Not sure why I have come late to your blog but maybe I am blinded by the sheer volume of material on the t'internet. Not all good it has to be said.

However your blog has lightened my day by reminding me that there are people out there who remember the days when our appetite was only fed monthly by way of carefully purchased magazines from a quiet backstreet newsagent!

Your historical input, though aimed at informing the youngsters (under 50!)....has given me a good smile or two.

Being a little older than yourself, I have been 'at it' since about 1969 and can put some further detail to the pre-Janus (as many know it) days. Things started off in about '72 with an A6 photo booklet called "Search" which catered for three distinct fetishes, Rubber, Leather and CP.

A spin off in the same format called "Mentor" appeared which as you indicated only ran for a few issues, still covering the three fetish topics and running in parallel with "Search". This was still being produced in the A6 format before the name changed over to "Janus" again still in the small format. Soon Janus produced three "specials" in the summer of '73 which catered for the three fetish main interests, however the spanking edition outsold the other two several times over. Thereafter Janus was about one single topic and one topic only.

In 1974 Janus introduced a larger format (the same size as the three specials) for the magazine approx A5 or just a little larger. It's content was a mixture of photo's, stories and most importantly the "readers letters" section which I believe fascinated an entire generation of readers, in fact it drew in those who had seen those spanking letters to Penthouse magazine back in 1967. A further three spanking specials were produced, bringing the reader additional and perhaps a more highly tuned version of the monthly output. In the late 70's the format was changed to the final A4 style which remained until its recent demise. All copies were identified by Volume and Number, until a re-vamp saw the system re-start at Number One. Until that point I was the owner of every single copy of these magazines that had been produced, as a personal collection, including all the "specials". At this time I had split somewhat acrimoniously from my long time girlfriend, a well spanked and caned girlfriend she had been too. I was threatened with being "outed" and so to protect my professional life I somewhat mistakenly parted company with this collection, for next to nothing (no E-bay in those days).

Once things had settled, I recommenced my collection starting with the larger format versions which were re-numbered to start at "One". I still have all these magazines, together with the notable additions of "Roue" and "Blushes" and their spin-offs. I noted your views about how the printed article finally gave way to the internet but there was also a secondary element.

We started to see the the world change, whereby some fetishes were being squeezed by the onset of the sort of the sort of sexual fascism that is present today. The written content was changed to reflect only the consensual and to all but eliminate any reference to childhood or youth. One look at a 1970's Janus would have many of today's twittering classes go running for the hills! The changes started to make the magazines look sanitised and bland just like the US influenced 70's mags like Corporal and Sting (later to be a sister product to Janus for a while). However, much of the content of the earlier magazines is unlikely to be found due to the moving conveyor belt of acceptability, as we all swerve down the route of officially trashing the 20th Century and all it gave us, having fought long legal battles to overcome censorship. (God help DLT). I wonder how much will end up in the "secret" section of the British Library... Perhaps all of the Janus "members only" paper pamphlets produced in the '80s along with the Eric Wildman pamphlets from the early fifties.

Your blog has indicated where some of the earlier material can now be found, scanned in, for internet users to view. Although "Uncle Peter's" site seems to have vanished, some Blushes stories can be found under Mr Whacker.

Please feel free to cut and paste any of this information and comment to your blog. Time passes very quickly and one wonders just what I am to do with my large quantity of printed material from times gone by! Regards Leslie

Authentic Punishment Photos: Wendy's Response

2014-06-10T22:30:00.000+01:00

Yesterday I posted this rather delightful shot of a freshly caned rump which belongs to a certain 35 year old named Wendy. David, her husband and the man responsible for welting that naughty bottom sent the photo in, and I dropped him a line to ask if Wendy might be prevailed upon to give us her views on the matter.

Sure enough, here is her mail, reproduced in full:

Hello Sir,

I have been instructed to write to you, hence this email. I refused initially but I was caned again. He showed me the post on your blog from Janice and the other ladies and he told me I got off lightly compared to the photo of the other lady's caned bottom. However, it seems that I can expect my future spankings to be more disciplinary punishment than the fun spankings which I have been used to.

When we got married he showed me the cane, he said he had caned his ex and told me that If I got out of hand he would use it on me. He did spank me a few times after arguments, he spanked quite hard, and I found it humiliating to be put over his knee and have my skirt raised or jeans pulled down, followed by knickers and then to be spanked like a naughty girl, this was completely different to what I call the fun spankings which were erotic. I was sure that the cane was just for show and that he probably had never used it before. Although I got a few playful strokes when dressed as a schoolgirl for a bit of marital fun, I thought he would never use it for punishment. Last week I learned he was not bluffing.

I know I am waffling a bit here I am sorry if it doesn’t flow very well. I run my own successful business, separate from what my husband does, I founded and expanded the business and I am regarded as no pushover by those I employ and the companies I deal with. If you looked at us as a couple from the outside, I'm guessing most people would assume I am a bossy wife as well. So to be humiliated and punished is something that I dread anyone knowing about.

It was horrifying to see a picture of my bare bottom on your blog, it’s bad enough that I was caned on my bare bottom, it was painful and humiliating to have to bend over and stay in position for each stroke, without the added humiliation of knowing anyone can see it. It was worse still that I had to look at it on my own PC in my office at work today, and I was told to leave the page and not close it down, I was at least permitted to have another page open so I could flick off it if someone came in my office. If anyone I do business with or any of my employees were to see my caned bum I cannot imagine it.

Please don’t post this bit on-line - Please take the picture down. I know I deserved the cane and I accepted my discipline. I don’t know what I can do to convince you to take it down. I have been humiliated enough, I’m begging you to remove the picture.

Wendy

You have to admire the pleading at the end, don't you? Alas for poor Wendy, this blog believes in maximum humiliation for recalcitrant females, so not only is the photo staying live, I have posted it again today.

If you have a photo of a freshly disciplined female and you feel that it would be good for her soul to have it presented here then please send it along to: strictuncle@gmail.com

Authentic Punishment Photos: Wendy

2014-06-09T18:55:00.000+01:00

Meet Wendy, who is a 35 year old businesswoman. More importantly, meet her bare bottom that had just received its first ever caning on the evening of Friday, the 30th May 2014.

Her husband, David, sent us the photo, and a couple of days later he followed up with this short message, just to set the scene:

We are married and I introduced her to playful spankings prior to our wedding, after I warned her that I would spank her for punishment, if required.

She is 35 years old and runs her own business, I can't say what it is for obvious reasons, but she employs 30 people and at work is a very demanding boss. She takes no messing at work but at home the tables are turned, and now I have explained that she cannot speak to me like she does to her employees or she will get caned again. I went a little easy as it was her first time with the cane although I gave it to her with no warm up as you can see.

She is aware the photo will be put on line and is mortified at the thought. I have warned her that I may well post more photos in future and that now her behaviour has led to a caning I will be introducing her to more implements in future.

Please let me know when it is due to go on-line, and I will pop into her office and show her on her work PC. Believe me, she will hate that.

David, what can I say? That is what I call damned fine marksmanship, and I would be willing to bet that Wendy was a very good girl for several days afterwards, especially when she tried to sit down!

Please drop me a line and let me know how Wendy reacted to the news that a photo of her bare, freshly caned buttocks are all over the web. It's not just my blog, but you need to think about the Facebook crowd as well, because I will link to the post via that. Just think, one of the people who works for her could quite easily see the photo through a Facebook link.

Well, look on the bright side - it should teach her to behave.

If you have a photo of a freshly disciplined female and you feel that it would be good for her soul to have it presented here then please send it along to strictuncle@gmail.com.

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Princess Kate, for showing her bare bottom again!

2014-05-27T00:30:00.000+01:00

She's done it again! I refuse to believe that this upskirt shot is yet another accident - the saucy mare is an exhibitionist of note. Last week Princess Kate went out yet again without any knickers on and yet again a gust of wind blew her flimsy skirt up to reveal a very bare and incredibly shapely bottom for the world to see.

Last year in Australia she did the same thing as you can see on the left. A flimsy dress, a gust of wind, a bare bottom displayed for the delight of all and sundry.

Once is an accident, but twice is the mark of a cheeky miss who enjoys giving hard ons to red blooded men everywhere.

What this chit needs is a damned fine over the knee spanking, with her skirts raised not by the wind but by Prince Billy's hand, just before he brings it down again and again on that cheeky posterior.

Prince Billy: England demands that you do your duty!

Here's how to do it!

Is Nigel Farage dominant or submissive?

2014-04-28T09:30:00.000+01:00

With the European elections now less than a month away the question on everyone's lips concerns UKIP leader Nigel Farage: is he a dominant or a submissive? Well, maybe not on everyone's lips, but certainly on mine, as I keep my ear to the ground about these things and the allegations about Nigel's proclivities are circulating more and more.

One of the best sources around for UKIP scandal is Junius, and he reports that Farage is a submissive and quotes unnamed former lovers of the man to back that up. That said, people who have actually met Annabelle Fuller, who is reputed to be a former Farage squeeze, report that aside from having a really rather nice pair of melons, she is also small, sweet and does not match the profile of a dominatrix.

Certainly, at 5' 6" if that, Farage does not come over as particularly dominant; quite the reverse in fact. He is also an old public schoolboy so one can imagine him being put over matron's knee to have his naughty botty-wotty smacked back in the day and learning that he quite liked it. Given his lack of inches he could probably still fit into his old school uniform come to think of it, so the idea of naughty Nigel does have a certain ring to it.

On the other hand, Junius reports that Farage may enjoy sending his mistresses off to be ridden by other men, and I fully understand the attraction of that since it is a pastime of mine as well. Especially if the other fellow is a disciplinarian as it means that I can wander off and have a damned fine lunch and for desert I get to admire a fine set of welts and can sit back to hear the tale of how they were created in its entirety. Yes, I know, I really have taken indolence to a truly high level, haven't I?

If I was a gambling man, I would bet on Farage as a traditional, authoritative horseman who knows how to keep his fillies in line, but who is relaxed enough to lend them out to other riders for a canter around the park from time to time.

Authentic Punishment Photos: Janice (2)

2014-04-25T09:30:00.000+01:00

Just over a week ago I ran this photo of Janice that was taken shortly after her husband had finished correcting her in the traditional way. As you can see her buttocks are red and swollen, and it should have been obvious to all that even in spite of her 60+ years, Janice knows who wears the trousers in her family.

Now she has written to us setting out exactly how she feels about the photo of her bare bottom being seen by thousands of people

My husband made me look at the Memories blog on Tuesday and I just couldn't believe my eyes. Straightaway of course I knew that it was a photo of my bottom and not just my bottom but my reddened bottom. To say that I was mortified is putting it mildly. I'm a professional woman with over thirty women working in my team and I can't imagine what they would think if they got any inkling of the fact that there is a picture of my bare bottom on the web!

My husband told me that I should do what is suggested at the end of the post and drop you a line about my feelings. I flatly refused to do that both on Tuesday and yesterday in spite of the fact that last night just before I got into bed he bent me over his knee, pulled my pjs down and warmed my behind. The only reason I'm writing now is because he's threatened to send other photos to be displayed.

How do I feel? Well of course I feel embarrassed and humiliated but my overwhelming feeling is one of shame: shame that my bare bottom is on display, shame that my bottom has obviously been chastised, shame that I am still being spanked at my age, shame that the world and his wife can see what my husband has done to my bottom. In fact it's as though I've been bared, spanked and then made to stand with my bottom facing a patio window which is alongside a busy street or, even worse, made to stand outside the front door of a house in the middle of a busy town or city with hundreds of shoppers, commuters etc passing by.

My final shame, or is this pride, is that because the photo was taken at close range my bum looks humongous and it really, really isn't. I'm sending a photo taken outside last summer and I think it shows that for a woman of my age my bum is of a reasonable size.

What can we say? Thank you, Janice, for the delightful e-mail!

If you have a photo of a freshly disciplined female and you feel that it would be good for her soul to have it presented here then please send it along to strictuncle@gmail.com.

Authentic Punishment Photos: Sharon

2014-04-24T10:15:00.000+01:00

Let me introduce you to Sharon, who may very well be 54 years old, but who has just been taught that even big girls are not too old to be ordered to bend over for a damned fine thrashing when the need arises. In fact, Sharon was disciplined with the leather paddle that can be clearly seen on the table.

I suppose that Sharon felt utterly humiliated by her punishment, especially since her rather attractive red knickers were taken down for it. However, that is nothing compared to how she will feel today when Phil her husband shows her what he did with the post-correction photo that he took.

Yes, Sharon, thousands of people, mostly men, are now able to look at your red, well-spanked rump and admire every bit of it.

Now behave yourself in future, girl, and this may never happen again.

If you have a photo of a freshly disciplined female and you feel that it would be good for her soul to have it presented here then please send it along to strictuncle@gmail.com.

Authentic Punishment Photos: Janice

2014-04-15T13:25:00.000+01:00

Allow me to introduce you to Janice, or rather to her bare and freshly corrected buttocks in a photo that was taken just a few days ago.

Janice, as you can see, has just received a damned fine hairbrush tanning on her lower cheeks just at the point where she sits down.

The nice thing about this photo is that we are assured by Janice's husband who sent the photo in that the owner of these well smacked buttocks is actually over 60! That's right - she has a bus pass which we hope is of a different colour to her bottom.

It only goes to show that a female is never too old to feel the cold breeze as her knickers are taken down for a damned fine tanning that leaves her wincing in pain and mortified with humiliation.

The husband assures me that he will ensure that Janice sees the photo here on the web. If he does, we hope that she can be persuaded to drop us a line and tell us how she feels about seeing her bare, freshly spanked bottom on display before thousands of visitors.

If you have a photo of a freshly disciplined female and you feel that it would be good for her soul to have it presented here then please send it along to strictuncle@gmail.com.

Update on William Longman

2014-04-02T15:05:00.000+01:00

I was hoping by now to have had the first volume of the William Longman series ready to go, but that is not the case. The errors are all mine, so let me bring you up to speed on the work.

Bill and I corresponded in the 1980s and I have over a hundred letters from him, many of them quite long and full of information. The plan was never to publish them, they were just letters from a friend, but as the stories grew and we headed into the 1990s I thought that publishing some of them might be a good idea.

I spoke to Bill about this and he agreed so long as nothing was done while he was alive. So we carried on corresponding and I began to make telephone calls to him to collect further information. I would scribble this down on bits of paper and gradually I found I had quite an archive.

Then Bill died in 2005, but owing to one thing and another the plan to publish his story kept getting put back until 2014 arrived and I decided to finally do something.

The plan was to simply publish his letters with a commentary by me to link stories together, but as I reread the letters I realised that this was not going to work. They are not in chronological order and he would often tell one story in a letter and then refer back to another account that he had previously given which added more colour to that tale. So it became obvious that I would have to take events from Bill's life and pull the information out of any number of letters to create a narrative that you, the reader, will find agreeable.

Secondly, in his letters Bill rarely tried to recreate the dialogue that went on, so when we spoke on the 'phone I would try to jog his memory on that matter. I got some information from him, and could recreate dialogue from that, but I have to be honest and say that a lot is made up by me based upon Bill's speech patterns.

Put all this together and the work for me is rather heavier than I expected. That being so, you can expect to have the first volume of the Longman story at about the end of May.

Stay tuned!

Authentic Punishment Photos: Jennie

2014-04-01T13:45:00.000+01:00

Naughty girls have to be punished, as we all know. Very naughty girls should have their punishment made at least semi-public to add to the humiliation that they already feel.

I cannot tell you much about thirty-something Jennie, except that her insolence earned her a dose of the cane last night. As you can see, it was well laid on, with each stroke guaranteed to hurt and the whole punishment leaving the recalcitrant young madam wishing that she had not been quite so lippy and defiant.

Today she will still feel the kisses of that cane, but slowly she will be convincing herself that it didn't really happen, that it was all a bad dream. As the marks on her bottom fade, so will the memory of that caning, which is why girls become naughty again and need to bend over to feel a man's fingers enter their knickers and then pull them down to leave their buttocks shamefully bared for the correction to come.

That is why this photo is so important. The fact that you do not know her name is neither here nor there. She will recognise the welted rump and the slit that is so visible to all of us as being hers. She will know that we are enjoying the site of her naked flesh and she will squeal in outraged protest at the embarrassment she feels.

Maybe it will encourage her to behave for a day or so longer, but I wouldn't bank on that where women are concerned.

If you have a photo of a freshly disciplined female and you feel that it would be good for her soul to have it presented here then please send it along to strictuncle@gmail.com.

The Life of William Longman, Spanking Man

2014-02-17T08:45:00.000+00:00

William Longman was born in Cheshire, England, in 1910 and his long life came to an end in 2005. In between those two dates he worked at his uncle's textile mill after university in the 1930s, spending many years in South America as the firm's roving ambassador. During the Second World War he commanded some of the anti-aircraft batteries that defended London from air attack, and after the war he was posted for a short period to Hamburg as part of the British occupation of that city. He spent the two decades up to the end of the 1960s as a senior manager in various enterprises, which saw his globe-trotting continue, first to West Africa in the 1950s, then to the southern part of the continent where he lived for some years in the 1960s. After his retirement in 1970, he amused himself by accepting short term contracts to visit his former stamping grounds in South America to sort out whatever problems had occurred, and which needed his language skills, knowledge of the local culture and a large stash of ever welcome American dollars. He was married and fathered a son and three daughters.

Why is the late William Longman important to us? Well, he was a good spanking man who believed that where women are concerned there are few problems that cannot be corrected with a good smacked bottom. Not only that, but for the last decade of his life, Longman corresponded with me regularly and I have quite an archive of his letters in my house. These documents set out in full his adventures, and I followed each letter up with a long telephone call to take further details from William, details that were hurriedly scribbled down as he spoke.

We both know that this would be published one day, which is why William asked me not to even mention this work until after his death. He also made me promise that I would hold off on publication until both his wife and son had died, something which has now happened. As for the daughters, they all married, changed their names and then moved to other areas, thus becoming other men's problems as William put it succinctly.

The unexpected death of William's son in 2013 means that I am now free to start publishing the Longman memoirs. My own poor health means that this will be a fairly long process that will probably drag on for two or three years to come.

I plan to break the correspondence down into the periods that have been outlined in the first paragraph above. Given that a lot of information was provided to me on the telephone, I am not going to publish the letters verbatim, rather what I shall do is use what skills I have to mix my notes and William's letters together to form a coherent narrative. William was a fine writer, but it was in the 'phone calls that his memory was jogged sufficiently to remember snippets of dialogue, and more details about what the girls undergoing correction were wearing at the time of their downfalls.

The first volume should see the light of day during the late summer of this year, and I hope that you will enjoy your time in the company of William Longman, spanking man.

Canings & Consequences

2013-12-14T17:15:00.000+00:00

Canings and Consequences is now out, and it's the first book that I have published that was not written by me. That said, I'm keeping with the theme of publishing works that deal with real-life CP, even if it is heavily fictionalised.

George Harlow is the pen name of the writer, and he is the owner of Moonglow, Britain's premier CP video company. You may find it hard to believe, but George is a public school, and Oxford educated, former City of London banker.

Back in the 1990s he was working in the City when he met Melanie, a rather nasty piece of work who tried to take him for a ride and ended up with a backside that paid the price for her foolishness.

Then along came Debbie, a lovely girl from a decent family who fell into George's clutches quite by chance. So as Malanie moved out of his life, Debbie moved in, with the case that had been used to thrash one then being used to correct the manners of the other.

If you enjoy reading accounts of genuinely dominant men who know how to keep their females under control then you will love Canings and Consequences.

Buy it from:

Amazon UK

Amazon USA

Smashwords

Bouncin' Bums

2013-12-07T17:15:00.000+00:00

Dunno about you, but I could watch 'em bounce all day.

If you ever do get bored, there's lots more bouncin' bums here.

Taken In Hand: Genuine Twentieth Century Spankings has now been published

2013-11-25T17:30:00.000+00:00

Here is my latest book, folks, and I hope it meets with your approval.

I take the view that there is only one thing better than a spanking story and that is a real life spanking story. I wrote Taken in Hand with the intention of giving you ten of the very best accounts of real life, top notch spankings from the last century.

From naughty suffragettes, via insolent flappers to disobedient wives, I have looked through the newspaper files to find you the very best accounts of genuine spankings, with the aim of tickling your fancies.

The 12,000 word e-book is available at just £1.00 or $1.50 for my American readers. As always you can get it at Amazon UK, Amazon USA, and Smashwords.

How not to make a spanking video

2013-11-10T15:15:00.000+00:00

Here is an object lesson in how not to make a CP video.

Back in the late 70s and early 80s a lot of softcore producers decided to add a spanking or caning scene to their epics to try to add to the punter roster. The idea was that if the spanking fans could be added to the softcore aficionados then more money could be trousered away by the porn merchant.

The problem was that the models refused to be caned, but that did not deter the merchants who figured that if Johnny Punter was mug enough to buy videos featuring girls who were not actually being fucked, then he would be quite happy to also shell out for videos that featured girls who were not actually being caned...

Hence this appalling video which features a girl who is obviously thickly padded and not feeling a thing being whacked by a big haired dude with a frown on his face. The caning is not bad, but the problem is that it is so clearly faked that it just makes the viewer laugh. Needless to say, few of these videos were ever made, but they stand as an example of how not the do things.

On the other hand here is a link to some very good videos indeed!

British erotica under attack

2013-10-14T11:30:00.000+01:00

The British press is going through another one of its periodic bouts of sanctimonious, self-righteous gittery with the result that W.H. Smith has taken its entire e-book site down. The Daily Mail led the charge with the claim that "disturbingly graffic content" was on sale "next to children's books." The fact that the Daily Mail has its very own softcore sidebar of shame is of course to be overlooked completely in the drive to get the spiritual daughters of Mary Whitehouse all clucking like lobotomised hens. And drive sales, let's not forget that.

At the moment the press only seem to be concentrating on the rape and incest novels, but I suspect that the rest of us will come under attack sooner rather than later. All the more reason to support the writers and publishers of that type of erotica in the hope that when the self-righteous turn on us, we will have a coalition of all the producers to oppose them, not just a few.

Luckily, Amazon has told the self righteous to get stuffed and it is business as usual at that site. Kobo, which supplied the books for the now offline W.H. Smith site is also adopting a policy of business as usual. Smashwords.com is also running normally as are the smaller sites that cater for pure erotica.

It is unlikely that the press will go after Amazon as they are too big a fish to swallow. Instead, the Mail will attack the small publishing houses, such as mine, and seek to bring them under new government censorship laws. We could get a rerun of the video nasties nonsense that led to the censoring of a plethora of major Hollywood films in the 1980s. Hard though it may be for younger readers to believe, but The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was banned in this country for many years.

All the more reason for the producers to stick together and for you, the reading public, to stand with us in opposition to this latest lunacy.

Stupid Woman 1

2013-10-10T18:30:00.000+01:00

Women sometimes ask me why men don't take them seriously. Here is just one reason amongst thousands...

Welcome to a new feature at this here blog which will allow me to have a laugh at a little girl with a bra sizes larger than her IQ.

Annie Sprinkles Spanking Interview

2013-10-04T21:45:00.000+01:00

It's nice to know that Annie Sprinkles has been spanked as this interview shows. It was filmed in about 1975 and the young Annie tells us about her first spanking experience. The nice thing about the clip is that it is comes with scenes of Annie doing what she is good at, which is sucking cock, watersports and getting her shapely rump soundly smacked.

Why has BDSM become mainstream?

2013-09-28T15:15:00.000+01:00

I don't normally contribute to newspapers' discussion boards, but this piece in the Telegraph by Rowan Pelling was too good to miss.

To be honest, I am genuinely puzzled by the way in which BDSM has become a mainstream pastime whilst spanking has gone almost underground. My posting was made in the hope that someone would come up with an answer, and that's why I am reposting it here:

Hi, Rowan, and lemme start off by asking you to excuse the cheesy pen name. Back in the day we were all calling ourselves Hugh Janus, Tanya Hyde or Ben Dover. I just haven't changed, that's all. Besides, if you check out my Amazon page, you will see that it is the name I use to write my CP works under, so allow me to use it to comment here.

Here's a thought for you: Why has spanking, the great English pastime, been taken over by BDSM? Not only that but taken over to the extent that BDSM has become respectable whereas spanking is seen as almost beyond the pale? You don't believe me? The University of Birmingham has a fetish society which is basically another name for the BDSM club - how's that for respectability? Needless to say, there is no spanking society.

When I started writing in the 1970s the world seemed to be full of retired colonels who all believed that the smack of firm government began at home or in the office, as applied to recalcitrant wives and naughty secretaries. The fact that they got turned on by all this did not alter the fact that they believed in it as a way of ordering society. My job as a writer was to churn out the fiction that reinforced what they already believed, and make some easy money by doing it.

Your point about Christopher Hitchens and his notion that any man can be made ridiculous by adding "Spanker" to his name is really only true in so far as the male submissive is concerned. Certainly that was Hitchen's point in writing 'The rise and fall of Paul "Spanker" Johnson," which is where the idea first appeared. That brings me back to BDSM which is not just about wearing strange clothing, but often about femdom as well.

You could argue that the retired colonels have all died, but why were they not replaced by their sons and grandsons - we are all the inheritors of our country's past and we walk the paths that our ancestors walked, so why the sea change? Do today's men enjoy being pussy whipped curs? Perhaps I was on holiday when that happened...

Alternatively, since there is still a vast market for traditional spanking stories, it could be that spanking has gone underground, to become the attitude that dare not speak its name, and at the same time BDSM and femdom has become respectable.

I can sort of see how that happened, but I will be damned if I can understand why it did.

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Susanna Reid

2013-09-17T09:45:00.000+01:00

From the Daily Mail comes this story about yet another Susanna Reid upskirt on live television. If she is not chatting up young fellows half her age this 42 year old is busy tightening the trousers of the male viewing public. Has she no shame, we ask ourselves?

Clearly this saucy madam needs to learn that she is still not too old to find herself face down across a man's knee, to suffer the shame as she feels her skirts being raised, and then the utter helplessness as a hand is inserted into the waistband of her panties before peeling them down unceremoniously to mid thigh. Then her bare bottom should be smacked soundly until all that sauciness has been knocked out of her.

Come here, young lady: you know that you deserve this!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Alice Eve

2013-09-10T11:30:00.000+01:00

Have you ever heard of Alice Eve? That's OK because neither had I until I came across some photos of her at last week's GQ awards. The one that caught my eye is the one above which shows her flashing an old upskirt as she climbs out of her car. What is it about the females of today that they have not been taught how to decant themselves from a car without giving the chaps of the land a perving moment? It is utterly disgraceful behaviour as I am sure that you will agree.

Given that she is the owner of a nice rounded bottom I think that you would agree that there is really only one solution to this naughtiness which is clearly aimed at distracting the men of the land from weighty matters of state.

On that basis we are pleased to award an Order of the Buring Buttocks to Miss Alice Eve, whoever she is, and it now only remains for us to say:

Come here, young lady: you know that you deserve this, and yes, those knickers are coming down!

Farewell to Lupus

2013-09-10T09:30:00.000+01:00

Lupus Pictures, the Czech video company has closed. Formerly known as Rigid East the company revolutionised the world of CP video right from the start in 2002. Their use of professional studio facilities, with authentic costumes, props and settings set a new standard for an industry that until then had been accustomed to making videos in some bloke's front room with the curtains drawn.

However, what really made Lupus stand out from the crowd was the severity of the discipline that their girls had to agree to receive. Now, the point has to be made here that many of the British videos were just as severe or even more so, but the British producers used the rota of girls who were well established in the scene - and they were all experienced pro-subs with backsides that a cane just bounces off. The marks do not show in other words and that was not the case with the inexperienced Lupus girls, many of whom were just in it for the money.

As things now stand the old URL now redirects to a site called Quirkyway.com and already some of the new videos are on offer. It looks to me as if they are moving into the hardcore BDSM world, but why they decided to just dump their back catalogue, with videos now being offered at anything up to a seventy percent discount is anyone's guess.

If anyone can shed any light on what is happening with this outfit please leave the information in the comment box.

Anybody recognise this film?

2013-08-28T11:15:00.000+01:00

Does anybody know anything about this French film? The spanking is wonderful for a mainstream cinema release, although I suspect that if it had happened in real life those delightful knickers would just have to have been pulled down to mid thigh.

That said, I just love the way that the man looks pensively at his smarting hand after he has finished correcting the girl and also the way that she goes to bed and lies next to her cuddly toy. Quite a delightful scene, all in all.

So what's the name of the film and does anyone know who the actor and actress are?

Whatever Happened to the Blushes Girls?

2013-08-12T10:45:00.000+01:00

Does anybody remember these two little darlings? A chap who does has written to me asking for information about their careers, so here is what little I know:

They shot to fame in the early 1980s with What Bottoms Are For, and an edited version of that video with all the padding removed can be downloaded at the link.

They then went on to make School Reports, and the section featuring them can be found as Two For The Cane at this link. The original video featured the wonderful Anne Proto and that guy who always leered at the camera as he is known in the scene.

As I understand it the girls began their careers in the spanking parties of the day and by an amazing coincidence there seems to be a clip of them performing before a live audience in Spanking Party 2 which you can get by following the link. I say seems to be as the smaller girl is almost certainly the Blushes model, but I am not sure about her taller companion:

The problem with these girls is that they appear on the scene, shoot to stardom, and then just seem to wander off in a trance and are never heard from again. I reckon that the Blushes Girls could make a nice little earner going around the munches selling signed photos of themselves from back in the day.

If anybody has any more information about them please leave a comment in the box. There is at least one guy in England who wants to know!