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Fat cocks. I love ‘em. You love ‘em. What more is there to say? I love being pounded by them. You may or may not love being pounded by them (or using your own sizable member to do the pounding, as the case may be).  Regardless of your own preference, it doesn’t take a cock-et scientist to be impressed (and turned on) by the serious bareback pounding going on in Slut Machine’s SHOOT TO THRILL. For those of you who enjoy your menfolk covered in tats and piercings, real bad boys, you’re in for what aforementioned cock-et scientists are calling “A Real Treat.” Observe:

To just go ahead and buy Shoot to Thrill already, and thrill yourself with the size of your loads, click here.

To see more pics from Slut Machine’s Shoot to Thrill, head after the jump:

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The amazing super-stud from a few posts back? His name is Yenier, and he’s an actor in DESKTOPS from Cazzo Film. We all know I have my fetishes…bald men, hairy men, indie stud-twinks with huge cocks, uncut cocks, Cocky Boys…

But do you know my number one fantasy? Sex with a professional. Professors are the ultimate. Second place goes to suited-up professionals. I’d love to suck some corporate executive cock.

Roberto Sangrego in Desktops

Imagine, then, my titillation at the sight of the new film from Cazzo, Desktops, where bald men lick and fuck and suck with hairy guys, suited guys, boots, akfjafaf.

Here is evidence that this fucking hot ass movie actually exists: a free trailer!

And I decided to be clever and awesome and create DESKTOP wallpapers from two of the hottest scenes from DESKTOPS. Yuk yuk yuk. You’re welcome.

Click to download:

To buy DESKTOPS, stop jacking off momentarily and click here. Don’t worry, this post will still be here when you get back.

After the jump are more pictures and info on how you can see more of DESKTOPS:

Tim Nicolas in Desktops

Tim Kruger in Desktops

Yenier from Desktops

I’m not sure of that guy’s name ^, but my GOD does he have a perfect ass.

Leon Hardie in Desktops

Ivan Marko in Desktops

Frank, Yenier, Axel, and Roberto in Desktops

Florian Manns in Desktops

Desktops by Cazzo Films

Desktops from Cazzo Film

Axel Ryder and Yenier in Desktops

To buy DESKTOPS, stop jacking off momentarily and click here. Don’t worry, this post will still be here when you get back.

All I can say is watch Studmuffin very closely the next few days. You’re about to get mind-fucked by awesomeness. If the above picture is any indication…which it is.

I love me some Unzipped — after all, what self-respecting gay man doesn’t?

However, today I was shocked and appalled by their post on Wolf Hudson. Wolf is near and dear to my cock heart, both for his humor, his amazing lips, his consistently awesome performances, etc. etc.

Those dunces (hence the dunce cap in the illustration above) suggested that Wolf’s doppelganger is newcomer Leo Forte. Let me illustrate:

"The King of Kink," Wolf Hudson

v. Unzipped’s comparison, Leo Forte

Okay, other than their identical poses and hair/facial hair…these two look nothing alike! AM I RIGHT? I propose instead, my long-standing belief that Wolf Hudson is related to Angelina Jolie. Observe:

v. my obviously correct comparison!

What do you think?

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Thomas and John from Raw Man's Bareback Boot Camp

Bareback Boot Camp (the second film from raunchy raw motherfuckers Raw Man) is basically exactly what the title says. Bareback fucking? Yes. Boot camp? Well, the boys wear combat boots and camo fatigues…and fuck each other in the forest!

Don’t ask, don’t tell my ass. I’m asking for more!

For a free trailer and many more pics, head ATJ:

The thing I love about Bareback Boot Camp can best be summarized in two words: the dicks. Uncut cocks galore (total fetish)…and most of them incredibly big. There are a few porn star “average sized” dicks among the bunch, but some of them I swear have to be at least 10″. *shivers with delight*

BDS?

And now, a real live trailer!

And that’s all for today, folks.

To buy RAW MAN’s Bareback Boot Camp…clicky here!

It’s difficult to imagine screaming “GO FUCK YOURSELF” to this cutie I could swear was in my gender/sexuality studies class freshman year…but fuck himself is just what Seth did. And we should all be grateful for it. Let us pray.

More ATJ:

To see more of Seth and other Cocky Boys, go fuck yourself…I mean click here.

Details of the TLA Gay Awards

• Nominees were selected by our staff of well-educated adult product retailers.
• Award-winners will be announced April 15, 2010.
• Voting is open to everyone. There is no limit on the number of votes you may cast.
• Categories are subject to change annually based on no pre-defined set of criteria.

To check out the nominees and vote in unique categories like “Best Hair” and “Twitter-Maniac,” click here.

OR…

Being a giant bitch, I decided to have a little fun with the nominees…

Just click anywhere and you’ll be sent to TLA to vote for YOUR favorite films/performers/twitterers of the year.

I have a personal philosophy: never fuck a virgin. There’s that whole “you never forget your first” thing, and I don’t want to be memorable for taking someone’s cherry…I’d prefer “Notoriously Kickass Cocksucker” or “Best Tasting Asshole.” Regardless of what I believe, however, I am not at all opposed to watching the deflowering of virgins.  Especially not by well-experienced daddies, home from a long day at work.

The newest film from the new studio Dads Fuck Lads, Breaking ‘Em In promises cherry poppin’ daddies. No, not these Cherry Poppin Daddies. The kind we gays actually care about.

This kind.

From a dude getting fucked by his buddy’s dad to a kid hard up for cash and willing to do anything, to soft JP Dubois relaxing in the tub…Breaking ‘Em In rocks.

Here is the trailer:

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To buy Breaking ‘Em In and reminisce about the day your virgin hole got plowed…click here.

Enough idle pratter.

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s first 3D gay porn, Body Heat, click here!

To view more of Brocky and Giuseppe (and other DF studs) in 2D and mind-blowing 3D, click here!

For more of Brocky and Giuseppe, head after the jump:

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s first 3D gay porn, Body Heat, click here!

To view more of Brocky and Giuseppe (and other DF studs) in 2D and mind-blowing 3D, click here!

My favorite part of this scene in 3D was when Giuseppe tops Renato, with the camera at an angle above the two…and with every enthusiastic thrust, Giuseppe’s head seems to come within an inch of your face. This scene is worth watching for the glorious cumshot alone.

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For more pics of Giuseppe Pardi and Renato Bellagio, follow me after the jump:

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Sergio and David are two more models we shot in Hungary. David was Mr. Gay Hungary, and Sergio has a smoking body. Check them out as they go from the kitchen to the living room and show us how it’s done Hungarian style!

Sergio Soldi

David Excalibur

And today we have a special edition of BEST WEEK EVER, a free trailer of Sergio Soldi & David Excalibur. Or, as I like to call it, a taste of things to cum.

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s 3D gay porn Body Heat, click here!

To watch this scene and more (in 3D or 2D), click here!

For more pics of these two hotties, head after the jump!

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s 3D gay porn Body Heat, click here!

To watch this scene and more (in 3D or 2D), click here!

Every day this week I will be posting 15 pictures from a scene from the upcoming insta-classic BODY HEAT from Dominic Ford. What makes this film so special is the fact that it can be watched not only in 2D (regular) but also in 3D! You know, that thing when you put the weird glasses on and things look different and cooler? No, not beer goggles. While watching this, I repeatedly flinched as cum shot straight at my face. I moved my head to dodge Giuseppe Pardi’s bobbing head as he drove his cock deep into Brocky Brown. I reached out at one point to touch Sergio Soldi’s flexed ass. Not even kidding. I have never seen 3D porn before, and this blew my mind. It is in your face (literally), and even though the DVD comes with 2 sets of 3D glasses, if you decide not to watch it in 3D it is still a top-notch film with fucking explicitly gorgeous models (including my personal fave, Giuseppe Pardi) and uncut cocks.

I’m assuming not many of you have 3D glasses with you at your computer, so I’ll just post the 2D pictures for now. And remember: stay tuned for tomorrow’s 15-picture post of SCENE 2!

SCENE 1 FROM BODY HEAT: GIUSEPPE PARDI AND RICK BAUER

Giueseppe Pardi

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s 3D porn, Body Heat, click here!

To join Dominic Ford and start watching 2D and 3D porn NOW, click here!

Much more ATJ!

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s 3D porn, Body Heat, click here!

To join Dominic Ford and start watching 2D and 3D porn NOW, click here!

Watch the trailer here:

To buy The Good, The Bad & The Nasty, for more kissing/stroking/jerking/pissing/fisting daddy stud sex…click here.

I wish my senior prom had included guys like that ^. Super cute and yet hot at the same time, classy in a tuxedo, but with a giant and gorgeous cock hangin’ out.

For more gorgeous young cock and a super hot trailer of a college boy jerking off, head ATJ. Or just go to boypost.com and find your favorite boys.

WHO IS HE AND WHY IS HE NOT A PROFESSIONAL PORN ACTOR?

This guy is my favorite. Flannel, striking eyes, dark hair, HUGE UNCUT COCK? ahasdhfhasdjf

And the hottest couple:

Looks like an American Apparel ad...from heaven.

Remember when I told you about the new Pierre Fitch film, Cuffed and Fucked?

If you can’t wait any longer to see video of super-stud Pierre in action, I bring you: the official trailer.

Though I’m unsure of its release date on Studmall, I do know that it will be available in stores starting Feb 22.

Cuffed and Fucked is now available for pre-order on Studmall.com! Click here to order!

• Also you should add me on Twitter, and you should add Eurocreme on Twitter, too : they’re offering five uh…£s, whatever those are. Some weird European currency. (Kidding, I know it’s pounds). But yeah, five pounds to every follower, good for use at Eurocreme.tv if they make it to 1000 followers by 2/28/2010.  So join up, dudes.

• Also I edited my banner over there –>. Pretty sweet.

To buy Young Hung Fuckers, click here!

For a scene-by-scene description and many more pictures of Young Hung Fuckers, head ATJ:

Scene One: Solo Spunking!

Gorgeous blonde twink Jayden has a big, hard cock and a lot of free time, so what better way to while away the hours than by playing with it? With his smooth, tanned skin and perfect features, watching him running his hands across his smooth chest and tight, flat stomach whilst pumping his thick member will make you want to start fondling your own throbbing dick! The need to blow your load will only get harder to resist when Jayden starts sliding a black buttplug between his firm, round ass cheeks, stretching his tight hole as he moans in pleasure, pushing him closer and closer to blowing his thick hot wad!

Scene Two: Tristan Dean Takes it Deep!

Tanned and toned twink Tristan Dean shows dark haired Justin just how far he can take a cock inside his perfectly formed ass! A true bottom boy, Tristan can’t get enough of spreading his smooth, slender thighs and letting a massive manhood push deep inside his eager hole. There arent many who could resist the opportunity to do so, as Tristan has one of the most amazing twink bodies around, totally hairless with a hard, tight stomach and toned chest! Not to mention his high, round, peachy ass!! Pale skinned Justin has an equally impressive body, with broad shoulders and strong arms and has a cock that looks as though it was made for Tristans ass! It might well have been if the reaction it gets from Tristan is anything to go by, as he rides it hard, clearly loving every moment before both boys soak each other in hot, wet jizz!!

Scene Three: Redhead Gets Rammed!

Redheaded twink JP is gagging for a good hard fucking, and his mate Damion is more than willing to help him out! Both lads have flawless, milk white skin covering their smooth, lightly muscled bodies. JPs shock of vibrant red hair contrasts with Damions jet black crop as the boys get down to business, with JP wasting no time getting his sweet lips around Damions thick length. Its not long before the dark haired boy gets the urge to drive his dick home inside JPs pert little butt and fuck him rough and hard. The sight of Damions long, hard shaft sliding slowly up inside JPs tight ring will have you hard in seconds and things only get hotter as Damion pounds it relentlessly, stetching it further than ever before!!

Scene Four:  Twink Threesome!!

Who says threes a crowd? These gorgeous young twinks dont seem to think so, as they put their numbers to good use and enjoy some three-way fucking!! All three boys are young, smooth and hungry for cum, and theyre gonna get it no matter what! Brown haired Harley has a sweet, innocent face and tanned skin that perfectly accentuates his toned body, he’s also got a very impressive cock hiding in his tight white pants, which hes more than happy to share with the other boys! Cute, blonde first timer Jake has enormous blue eyes that you could get lost in for days and a pouting, boyish mouth that is just begging to suck on a fat cock. Then theres white haired punk boy Phoenix, with a tight, muscular torso and a meaty dick, thick enough to satisfy any willing ass. These boys dont hang around long before theyre in a frenzy of fucking, sucking and bucketloads of cum!!

Scene Five:

Finally we’ve got tattooed twinks Luke and John, who, just like their names, are about to get biblical with each other!! These two are almost polar opposites of each other looks wise. Luke is dark and tanned, with thick stubble and shaved rudeboi eyebrows, while John is blonde and slender, with pale skin and full lips. Opposites clearly attract though because these two have an instant chemistry that’s evident from the start of the scene right up until the creamy climax, as Luke takes Johns massive member in his cock hugging hole and John pounds him like a piece of meat until both lads explode and coat themselves and each other in spunk!!

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Those abs! That tie!

For all of you with a serious daddy fetish…or for those of you with daddy issues *raises hand shamelessly both times*…I present to you the

First Annual Studmuffin Dadstravaganza!

The following pics and trailer are from the newest Alphamale release, Dads Fuck Lads. Its cast includes Studmuffin favorite Logan McCree and all his wonderful tattooed self (and his real-life boyfriend Vinnie D’Angelo). Although the “dads” in the film aren’t necessarily what I’d call daddies (I think more hair and/or more Dad Takes a Fishing Trip), they wear ties and fuck their poolboys and stuff that maybe isn’t totally dad-specific but hell. I’m not complaining.

Alphamale Media presents Dads Fuck Lads

For more dad-on-lad action (and for lots of Logan McCree pics), head after the jump:

To buy Dads Fuck Lads on DVD, click here!

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Another one of my big turn-ons is music during sex. I like to pretend my life is a movie, so when I have sex going on in the background it just makes things that much more cinematic and monumental. It’s also useful if you’re a little shy about noise-making, because good music turned up way loud gives you the opportunity to scream your heart out as you get pounded from behind sing along to Smashing Pumpkins.

Thusly, I’ve composed my SADO-XXX mix for you guys. Be forewarned, it’s slightly “indie” and “electronic” aka not Madonna. Hipster bullshit. This mix is for the dirty little fucker in you who wants to crawl up on your man, seductively biting your lip, then slide down to his smooth, stiff dick…

BRIAN RITZ PRESENTS….SADO-XXX: THE SEX MIX

Tracklist:

1. Fuckingsong – Jarvis Cocker
2. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction – Cat Power
3. Post Blue – Placebo
4. Leave a Scar – Marilyn Manson
5. Speed of Sound – Chokebore
6. I Got Mine – The Black Keys
7. First Train Home – Imogen Heap
8. Little Beast – Elbow
9. Ava Adore – The Smashing Pumpkins
10. Dance in the Dark – Lady Gaga
11. Inertia Creeps – Massive Attack
12. Closer – Nine Inch Nails
13. Paranoid Android – Radiohead

CLICK HERE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE BEST SONGS TO HAVE HOT GAY SEX TO.

What about you? What are your favorite songs to sex it up to?

First order of business: I am going to start a new blogging format, wherein when you click the pictures you will not be taken to Studmall, but to an even bigger version of the picture. I will place a very clear BUY NOW link at the bottom of each page in order to facilitate easy orderin’ if you wanna. But I know that if I were a reader I wouldn’t want to get sent all over the Internet every time I clicked something. So I’ll make your pictures bigger, and if you want to buy whatever I’m talking about, you’ll be able to find the links. Capeche?

Now the important stuff. Scene descrips and pics from INSATIABLE SATYRS, the newest film from Satyr, bearers of the raunchiest films I’ve seen, makers of perennial favorite Ream His Straight Throat 9. After the jump for goodies!

Scene One:

It didn’t take long before we were able to get Tyler Dee back to get his virgin hole stretched and filled with our Satyr juice. Tyler is a straight married guy who has found himself in these times to be desperate for cash. We, at Satyr, ever the charitable guys that we are decided to help this straight stud in need. We, of course, were willing to help him in return for a little bit of male hole punching. Tyler has a really sweet hole. It was obvious to us that his little sphincter had never known the beauty of having a big, fat cock plowing its way through. Rock introduced his man meat to Tyler in a previous throat fucking scene where it was pretty apparent that Tyler had not had a cock down his throat either. As a warm-up exercise, Rock re-introduced Tyler to the art of getting throat fucked again. Tyler was slightly better at it this time but it will take a lot more practice before he can take Rock down to the balls. Rock greased up Tyler’s hole and proceeded to stretch it to the point of getting three fingers in there. Tyler’s manhole resisted at best it could but to no avail. Rock plowed him really good until at times Tyler’s hole begins to gape from the ass assault. Near the end Rock was even able to get all four fingers and a thumb into Tyler’s fuck hole and then proceeds to fill him up with a thick, creamy load of hot cum. Maybe we will fist fuck Tyler next time we see him, we are sure that he could use the money. Until next time Tyler say hello to your wife!

Scene Two:

Steven is a married guy who has a wife and two kids. He finds himself at this point in his life where he has tried it all. All except getting throat fucked and fucked by a man. So, he agreed that his first time would be with us. Steven has a big, nine inch cock that has probably seen a lot of pussy in its day. But his throat and ass have not seen a cock until today. Steven does the best he can, trying to take our Satyr cock down his throat. His mouth is just unable to relax enough to take all of Rock. Ever the dutiful throat fucker Rock pumps and pumps Steven’s throat to try and get that last inch inside of him. Unable to really make good use of his Steven’s mouth, Rock switches over to Steven’s hole. Steven squirms with every finger that goes inside of him and makes a slight jump when Rock shoves his cock deep inside him. With every thrust of his hips, Rock pushes deeper and deeper into Steven. It is pretty obvious that this is Steven’s first time assuming the position that his wife has had all of these years. Rock finally shoots a load deep inside of Steven’s manhole who can finally say he has tried it all. For a straight guy having a man inside of you and shooting his cum deep inside your fuck hole is the ultimate experience.

Scene Three:

Rock is finally met his match. Frank is a hot, straight guy with a thick, nine-inch cock. Frank works for a government agency that shall remain nameless. Frank has a girlfriend who of course is completely clueless that he has decided that he wants to fuck men. We, Satyrs, got a hold of him for his first ever fuck session with a man. Having sex with a man is completely new to Frank, but Rock is probably the best choice for his first man sex experience. Rock really knows how to take a cock like a man. Frank proceeded to throat fuck Rock really hard. Rock is gasping and gurgling on Frank’s thick monster as best he can. He gets Rock to the edge of the bed where he continues the throat fucking shoving his cock all the way down Rock’s throat. It is amazing to see all nine inches disappear into Rock’s throat, which is swelling, from the two-inch rod filling him up. Frank then flips Rock over and fucks him balls deep. Frank then grabs a rope and ties Rock’s hands behind his back. Rock is helpless as the ass assault continues thrust after thrust. Rock then rides Frank’s huge swollen member taking it from bow to stern. Frank then shoots a huge load into Rock’s quivering manhole. He pushes the Satyr juice deep inside Rock. Rock is left cum filled and exhausted once again.

Scene Four:

Straight boy Tommy Blair is hanging like a piece of meat in the Satyr Dungeon. He is spinning back and forth unaware of the pounding his throat and hole are about to receive. Luke Warm comes in and wastes no time in shoving his fat cock down Tommy’s throat. Tommy gags and spits up the energy drink he had earlier trying to calm his nerves. Tommy’s girlfriend is waiting in the car outside unaware of the assault Tommy is receiving just a few feet away. Rock comes in and proceeds to do his signature throat fucking on Tommy’s straight throat. Tommy is a gay for pay kid from Kentucky who because he is in constant need of money offers his straight throat and hole to our resident Satyrs. The fact that he is straight seems to make our Satyr’s cocks throb harder and appear even more eager to fill him to capacity with their man meat. Luke carries Tommy over to the fuck swing. Rock and Luke fill both ends with over 14-inches of Satyr cock. Tommy squirms and attempts to get away from the two monsters going into his throat and butt hole at the same time. But to no avail, he has agreed to be but a fuck tool to these two studs. Tommy is then flipped over onto his stomach where Rock and Luke continue to plow away without restraint. Tommy is exhausted from the ramrods going in out of his fuck holes. Meanwhile, his girlfriend is outside reading a romance novel while poor little Tommy is fucked silly. At various times, Tommy’s hole gapes to the size of a half-dollar. He dutifully allows himself to be used like the piece of meat that he is so that he can keep his clueless girlfriend happy. Tommy gets a continued pounding on the sex table. He whimpers in pain as the two Satyrs puncture his holes from both ends. The guys take Tommy over to the showers where Rock fills his own rectum with a liter of water and proceeds to fill Tommy’s throat with it. Tommy gurgles and gasps for air as he is literally gargling on a Rock’s butt enema. Luke continues to fuck Tommy and finally the two studs shoots their thick loads into Tommy’s gaping manhole. The Satyr juice oozes out ever so slowly as Tommy finally has earned his money for his girlfriend. This guy must really love this girl to endure this anal assault.

TO BUY INSATIABLE SATYRS FOR $47.96, click here!

Wolf Hudson slams AJ

Today’s special pre-weekend treat is the ever-talented Wolf Hudson (Cocky Boys star, featured in both Born to Fuck and First Time Fucked), the “King of Kink,” licking the feet and the asshole of AJ…before totally plowing his hole.

If you’re like me and your Friday night seems to be headed toward some pizza, TV, and the phantom taste of vodka in your mouth (oh, that my friends weren’t all sick!)…cheer lube up, things are about to get interesting.

Wolf and AJ on the bed.

Wolf Hudson blows AJ

For more of the slightly-kinky definitely-hot adventures of Wolf and AJ,  head after the jump for pics, a trailer, and links to see even more!:

Look at those ABS!

Wolf Hudson shoots his load

FREE TRAILER:

COCKY BOYS WOLF HUDSON FUCKS AJ

To see the full scene of AJ getting worshipped then fucked by superstud Wolf Hudson, click here to go to CockyBoys.com.

If you want to see more of Wolf Hudson on DVD, check out the Cocky Boys DVDs at Studmall.com.

And, sidenote: Is it just me or does Wolf have the lips and strong jaw of Angelina Jolie?

Wolf Hudson and Angelina Jolie: Separated at Birth?

As days go by, so approaches the release of what’s sure to be a hit with success comparable to that of Eurocreme’s HOUSE BOY. Will Jamieson and Alex Stevens as hot cops ready to use the long hard cock of the law to correct the delinquents…to quote one of my very own commenters, Paedo:

How can you not enjoy delinquent boys being fucked by randy policemen? The models look the part, the sex is good and you are sure to become erect and pull your cock till it spurts, just like me! Boys being fucked – so fucking erotic I exploded!!

Well said, sir. Well said. OH. And just as a reminder, if you pre-order Police Boy you get a free copy of USED AND ABUSED if you enter the code “dreamboy” at checkout. That’s like, a $50 product. Free.

If this is what really happened when you break the law, hell, I’d be robbing banks and killing bitches all over the place. Nah, more likely I’d be selling my body for cash. And if I got caught in the act? Well. I’d just have to deal with the Police Boy cops. And I think I could deal with that.

FREE TRAILER HERE:

POLICE BOY’s release approaches…

*Oh, and don’t forget to check out my bangin’ new banner. Made by graphic genius Ben Morecock.

Tangentially, a post about Will Jamieson from Eurocremer Jimmy Bling after the jump!:

From jimmybling.co.uk:

With the release of our epic new DreamBoy title, PoliceBoy well under way, Will Jamieson is the name on everyone’s lips once again. There’s something about that boy that’s undeniably sexy to almost everybody and today after a bit of daydreaming (or possibly fantasising) I think I’ve put my finger on exactly what it is…

Will Jamieson

Will is the ultimate boy-next-door; the cute boy that smiled and waved at you every time you walked past him washing his Dad’s car in the driveway or on his way back from footie in the park. Boyish, fit and cheeky but never arrogant. For some of us the boy next door was the first guy you ever fooled around with, for others he was the one you always wanted but knew you’d never have. Whether he actually lived next door to you or not, everyone had that one hot guy from school or their neighbourhood that they’ll never forget for being their first real crush.

From his sweet smile and big green eyes, to his toned body and deep tan, Will embodies that boy completely, having the kind of accessible sexiness that appeals to so many people across the board and that’s what makes him the perfect cover star for Eurocreme, as he brings this quality to every role he plays. From horny office worker to naughty policeman, Will has proved himself to be a very versatile guy and we hope to see a lot more of him in the future!

So tell me guys, who was your ‘boy next door’? Did you ever get down and dirty with him? Or are you living your fantasies through hottie Will Jamieson and his massive …back catalogue (and cock!). Check out your favourite Will movies and scenes right here, on Eurocreme.TV and tell us all about them!

Yours always,

Jimmy x

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Hey guys,

I started a Tumblr, and I think you should check it out. Especially if you dislike my long-winded ramblings and just want to see hot pictures, hot links, and maybe even hear the occasional kickass tune. I might do some cross-posting between here and there but it’ll be about 75% different stuff from what you see here. And not all porn, either!

Ch-ch-check it out and if any of y’all are Tumblrs, follow me!

From CLUB BAREBACK from RAW MEN.

Watch the free trailer right here:

Much more bareback kink after the jump!

This is exactly the kind of bareback studio line I’ve been wanting for Studmall. I was so happy about receiving this DVD line that I added it to Studmall the moment it hit my desk! Look forward to new DVD releases from Raw Man every month or so.

If you’re one of those people that need gratification RIGHT NOW, Watch Raw Man now at their member’s website!
Or buy Raw Man’s “Club Bareback” at Studmall.com!

Alphamale presents SEX AT SWEATBOX

Things I’m totally a sucker for include bald men, POV shots, hairy chests, and spicy chicken nuggets. Now, although there are no spicy chicken nuggets in Alphamale’s SEX AT SWEATBOX, it makes you…sweat…even more than if you were to eat three billion spicy chicken nuggets. Jesus. The only thing that even comes close to the hotness of the sex in Sweatbox is the film “SEX PIT NUGGETS”:

A Classic for all Ages!

But seriously folks. If you’re as much a fan of the hunky, beefy, bald guy with ink as I am, prepare to empty your balls. I am not even kidding. I also discovered a new phenomenon I find ridiculously attractive. I’ll show the phenomenon, exclusive pre-release pics from Sex at Sweatbox, and a four-minute-long trailer from Sweatbox all after the jump!

Okay, firstly: the phenomenon. Since I’m so totally turned on by bald and beefy guys with hair on their chests, it only makes sense that I’d stare at a lot of hairy chests. In doing so, I’ve noticed a particularly attractive type of hairy chest: small, pink nipples surrounded by a thick mess of dark hair.

Hairy chest, tiny nipples

Alphamale presents Sex at Sweatbox

Myspace shot done right

• To pre-order Sex at Sweatbox or to check out other Alphamale DVDs, click here.
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Bel Ami's Florian Nemec fucks Cocky Boys' Skyler Caine

Another day, another dick, another dollar. Thankfully, today isn’t just “another dick”–today is the union of the dicks of Bel Ami’s European stud, Florian Nemec and Cocky Boys’s College Boy, Skylar Caine. Personally, I find the combo of Bel Ami and Cocky Boys to be, hm, FUCKING IRRESISTIBLE! They’re working together to do scenes which will one day soon be collected in a Bel Ami/Cocky Boys combo compilaton called Cocky Friends. A bit of a gay title, if you ask this reviewer, but I doubt anyone’s going to put down a film with guys like these…not even if it was named Happy Cocky Men and Their Jolly Friends!!

Bel Ami's Florian Nemec fucks Cocky Boys' Skyler Caine

More Bel Ami / Cocky Boys sweet lovin’ and THREE FREE TRAILERS after the jump:

Because nothing says HOT like a close-up of a thick dick ramming a tight ass. And those balls. Oh, the balls.

Bel Ami's Florian Nemec sticks it in Cocky Boys' Skyler Caine

Bel Ami's Florian Nemec jacks off Cocky Boys' Skyler Caine

Bel Ami and Cocky Boys = perfection

Bel Ami's Florian Nemec with Cocky Boys's Skyler Caine

Bel Ami's Florian Nemec and Cocky Boys's Skyler Caine...kiss. Aw.

Cocky Boys and Bel Ami in a rousing game of: SUCK THAT DICK!

Florian Nemec and Skyler Caine in a game of: Tongue That Ass!

Bel Ami's Florian Nemec fucks Cocky Boys's Skyler Caine

Bel Ami's Florian Nemec fucks Cocky Boy Skyler Caine

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BEL AMI FLORIAN NEMEC FUCKS COCKY BOY SKYLER CAINE

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BEL AMI FLORIAN NEMEC FUCKS COCKY BOY SKYLER CAINE

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BEL AMI FLORIAN NEMEC FUCKS COCKY BOY SKYLER CAINE

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ENTER TO WIN.

Based on my Twitter post which has gotten RT’d out the ass, I have decided to have a contest. Someone please prove to me I’m not the only one with pathetic taste in men/women. What’s your worst ex experience? If more than five people comment, the person with the worst experience wins a SIGNED Alex Stevens poster. (signed by Alex Stevens, of course). And a mix CD from me.

For my shitty ass experience, check after the jump. No ~HOT pics~ or anything (if you want hot pics and a hot trailer, click here to see the pics and trailer from Eurocreme’s POLICE BOY)…just personal bullshark. Enjoy. Have yrself a catharsis.

Within the span of one hour I learned that my ex-girlfriend (yes, this is still Mr. Brian Ritz speaking…I have a dark past, k?) is even more of a crazy psycho than previously thought. After we broke up about two years ago, she continued to harass me with threatening phonecalls, defamatory blog posts using my full name (it is in fact these posts which led my extended family to disown me), and stalking tendencies. Once, while out for drinks with my friend Leah, this crazy whore left me eighteen text messages which increased in craziness. “You are such a bitch.” “You fucking faggot.” “I hate you.” “Stay out of my life.” “Get away. You are ruining everything.” I didn’t respond at first, finding her literally psychotic and unprecedented text messages, well, crazy and unprecedented.

She kept sending them though, with no provocation on my end. After the eighteenth text message buzz, I grabbed my phone and stormed outside. I called her with full intentions of letting that bitch know if she kept contacting me I would call the police. Naturally, the pussy didn’t answer her phone and so I left a scathing (i.e. quiet, calm, even-voiced — that’s how I act when irate) voice message. Instead of calling me back, she seized this opportunity to take my voicemail and transcribe it onto her insignificant blog, suggesting a call to arms of her readers: I was the crazy ex who left her a threatening voicemail out of the blue.

I don’t know who the fuck she thinks she is.

I met her most recent ex-girlfriend at a party a few months ago, while they were still together. The girlfriend said she was thinking of breaking up with the bitch (who we call FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)) and I nodded in extreme agreeance. We shared horror stories about FUPA: her alcoholism and the terrifying consequences thereof, her pathological lying, her dependent personality, her deflection of blame, etc.

My friend and FUPA broke up and now FUPA is harassing her. She has no idea that her exes are friends, much less that we bonded over her FUPA. Next weekend we are planning to attend Choice Cunts, a lezbo party that FUPA is slated to attend, and I am going to finally execute the projectile vomit I’ve been working on since she and I broke up. If I can projectile vomit on that fat bitch’s face, it’ll be an improvement for one, and for two it will be the greatest accomplishment of my young life. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Rough estimate of her FUPA's magnitude

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I also learned that my ex-boyfriend (our history is basically here), TWO YEARS after we have broken up and ONE YEAR since we’ve had any communication whatsoever (his last words to be me being: “stay the fuck away from me you stupid fucking bitch!”) DROPPED A CLASS because we have it together. That. Pussy. Ass. Mother. Fucker. He’s apparently been fucking a roster of fat easy chicks post-me, which is weird but to be expected in my genderless life. But dropping a class because my presence so disgusts him? A lecture class, at that? Wow. And I need to get over it? It’s called ignoring, and you know, accepting your anger, and then, you know, GETTING THE FUCK OVER IT.

Have fun schlepping your shit-full self betwixt your rich-ass trust-fund apartment and your poorly-paying job which you only have to supplement your “writing” which, let’s face it, isn’t gonna get you anywhere except maybe the front page of a lit magazine edited by a bitch with daddy issues who falls for your charming, intellectual act. To him I just have to say: grow a pair of balls you pathetic wannabe “hedonist” with more issues than the cutters you fuck, and the audacity to deny anything suggesting as such. I’m not the evil slut you bastard, you’re the one with problems and, instead of groaning every time my name is mentioned, why don’t you go get some therapy yourself and try to figure out what the fuck went wrong with you to make you so utterly vapid and egocentric. Suck my ass, you fuck.

Wow, ex-boyfriend. You've really stepped up your game.

Jesus Christ. Do I know how to pick ‘em or what?

Someone please prove to me I’m not the only one with pathetic taste in men/women. What’s your worst ex experience? If more than five people comment, the person with the worst experience wins a SIGNED Alex Stevens poster. (signed by Alex Stevens, of course). And a mix CD from me.

*This whole writing-out-your-disgust thing actually helps. I no longer feel the urge to drown my sorrows in a night of Jameson tears–I mean shots.

Alex Stevens is Serious Business

I tell ya, when it rains it pours here in Studmuffin land. First I had yesterday’s post of exclusive Pierre Fitch pics from his upcoming release (released 2/22) Cuffed and Fucked. Then today I wake up, fairly rested (this is a big deal…I’m pretty sure I have sleep apnea) and check my computer only to realize: The Studmuffin is currently #5 on Best Male Blogs. Finally…I happened upon some EXCLUSIVE PRE-RELEASE pictures AND A TRAILER for Eurocreme’s Police Boy. Here is the trailer:

EXCLUSIVE PRE-RELEASE Pics and Video from EUROCREME’s POLICE BOY

Police Boy includes classic twink-turned-stud Alex Stevens and big dicked wonder Matt Hughes, and features Will Jamieson. With an all-star cast and such superb videography as Police Boy has, it’s a guaranteed hit. True, I’ve only seen pics and the trailer…but I’m willing to impart my knowledge to you, the ruling class. Check it out after the jump and let me know:

Click to pre-order POLICE BOY (available exclusively at Studmall) and get USED AND ABUSED free. See, when I’m in a good mood it spreads around.

I am here today to blow your fucking minds. <Pierre Fitch has signed an exclusive contract with Euro Media Distribution>, the gay porn company with which I am closely affiliated. What does this mean for you? Exclusive pictures, trailers, and more — and you’ll hear it all first at Studmuffin.

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If that news doesn’t make your dick harder than Chinese algebra, these pictures surely will:

Pierre Fitch in Cuffed & Fucked

For more incredible photos of fuck stud Pierre Fitch, go after the jump:

Pierre Fitch gets his dick sucked.

Pierre Fitch in Cuffed & Fucked

Pierre Fitch in Cuffed & Fucked

Pierre Fitch and his HOT tattoos

Pierre Fitch introduces: The Big Dick Brood

Pierre Fitch in Cuffed & Fucked

Hate the belly sun tattoo, but otherwise DAMN.

Touching swords...

What BEAUTIFUL Men

Those bodies...

Looks like an American Apparel ad...from heaven.

Need a Pierre fix?

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Ream His Straight Throat 9 was one of the best-selling gay porn films of 2009, and that fact plus the fact that I just found FOUR NEW TRAILERS for RHST9 = the fact that you should watch, enjoy, etc. Ream His Straight Throat 9.

Billy – Ream His Straight Throat 9

Gabriel – Ream His Straight Throat 9

Frank – Ream His Straight Throat 9

Rock Bottom – Ream His Straight Throat 9

• For pictures from RHST9, click here.
• To buy RHST 9 and see more balls-emptying action, click here.