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Men's Rules for Women (that most women will definitely IGNORE!)

2012-05-24T13:51:00.000-04:00

As is the case with every oppressed social grouping (gays, slaves, Jews et al), there comes a time when people say enough is enough and you end up with a massive, synchronized uprising.

A protest to let it be known to their oppressors that no long will they sit silently and suffer, no longer will they hide in the shadows of fear under the dark, dampness of the tree of injustice.

Men have spoken, and here are their DEMANDS!!!!!!

MEN'S RULES FOR WOMEN:

Child in China Rides Toy Motorbike Onto Busy Road and Evades Certain Death (VIDEO)!

2012-05-24T10:50:00.000-04:00

Child cruises onto busy street in China.

Zhejiang Province, China. Surveillance cameras catch amazing footage of 3 year old boy in China driving his toy motorbike down a busy street.

The toddler is very lucky he did not get hurt/killed and flattened beyond recognition . A local police officer safely removed the child from the road and back to the care of his grandfather.

The child's grandfather explained the the child went missing when he went to the bathroom.

SHOCKING VIDEO:

Child in China Rides Toy Motorbike Onto Busy Road

15 Not so important but totally AWESOME facts about sex (pic)!

2012-05-23T08:00:00.000-04:00

From headache cures and flu remedies to good old fashioned exercise, the practical application of sex are endless. How many of these 15 interesting facts do you know??

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2012-05-21T02:49:00.001-04:00

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Florida Mother Posts Picture of Child with Bong on Facebook, both suspected to be high (pic)

2012-05-19T04:26:00.001-04:00

Mother wants child to grow up and become and Olympic Swimmer.

A 19-year-old Florida mother faced legal trouble after she posted a Facebook photo of her infant appearing to smoke out of a bong.

The Florida Department of Children and Families launched an investigation and planned to drug test both the mother and child. Department of Children and Families presumes the mother must be high for posting such a picture on Facebook and the child was observed to be consuming milk in a suspicious manner, pointing to evidence of the munchies.

The mother protests that the photo was taken as a joke. The mother is quoted to have said:

"If u look at the picture u can see that there is no bowl in the TABACCO (sic) pipe,....."

".....And i took a pic to show one F@cken person and it was a mistake. I would never ever ever let him get high."

According to the Palm Beach Post, the mother is "facing one count of possession of drug paraphernalia, a first-degree misdemeanor."

Cat Jumps, Cat FAILS Miserably!! Make that 7 lives....

2012-05-15T17:32:00.003-04:00

Guess what happens next!!

Like his predecessor in "Cat Jumps, Cat FAILS Miserably!! Make that 8 lives...." a cat jumps enthusiastically and the outcome of its jump is radically different than it expected.

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who the Purr-est of them....OUCH!!!??

SHARE/RT THIS IF YOU'VE EVER WALKED INTO A GLASS DOOR.....

Toshihiro Aoyama (FC Sanfrecce Hiroshima) Scores 70 yard Bomb vs Yokahama and celebrates in style (video).

2012-05-15T13:20:00.000-04:00

Toshihiro Aoyama's 10-pin bowling celebration

Toshihiro Aoyama, a midfielder for Japanese soccer club Sanfrecce Hiroshima scored an earth-scorching 70 yard goal vs Yokahama.

Aoyama collected a loose ball, looked up, and lobbed the shot over the goalkeeper from 70+ yards away scoring a truly a explosive goal that shook most of Japan.

The aftermath of the 70 yard bomb will be remembered for a quite neat celebration to round it off. Aoyama's teammates lined up in the formation of ten bowling pins and Aoyama rolled an imaginary bowling ball that knocking down eight pins leaving him with the dreaded "7-10 split."

Aoyama expertly picked up the spare on his next roll.

VIDEO: Watch Aoyama's goal and celebration in the video below.

Exclusive: Black Women NOT Olympics The Real Reason Usain Bolt Dumped White Girlfriend!

2012-05-14T19:40:00.001-04:00

Usain Bolt (left), recently dispatched Lubica Slovak (right)

The official story is that Usain Bolt ended his six-month relationship with a Slovakian fashion designer Lubica Slovak (white) in order to focus on the upcoming Summer Olympics games in London. However, I suspect there may be more to this tale.

I was just contacted by a vindictive, middle-aged, black woman who expressed the following sentiment:

"Another black man who likes white girls, I hope he loses in London."

~ I explained the temporary embargo many black men have imposed on many black women but that is a story for another time.~

The question remains, what could Lubica Slovak have done that was so detrimental to Usain Bolt's training regimen that it caused her to get the axe?

Unless Slovak demanded that he give her piggy back rides every training session or that he fornicate with her no less than 23 times a day, I think sacking your girlfriend on these grounds alone is probably a little extreme. Why not tell her you really have to concentrate for a few weeks and that she be patient in your mental and physical exile?

Then I came across this propaganda, launched presumably by black women, embedded in the high positions Jamaican. This picture was published in a Jamaica Newspaper when a picture of Usain Bolt kissing Slovak emerged. This picture:

Bolt's black lips pressed on her rosy white ones where too much for black women to stomach causing a involuntary racially-motivated backlash.

ONLY ONE THEORY MAKES SENSE (MINE) HERE:

After pressure from a global agency of black women, hell bent on preventing good black men from dating white women, Usain Bolt had no choice but to act as he did. Bolt had to give his white girlfriend her marching orders to avoid dealing with the drama black women were creating for him (as they do for all black men).

You heard it here first....share this if you agree that something is fishy here.........

South Korean Political Meeting turns into a Brawl (Video)

2012-05-14T18:39:00.001-04:00

Some other brawl, some other time in a South Korean parliament session.

A meeting of South Korean political party ended in a brawl this weekend after tempers ran high over a recent scandal.

The minor left-wing United Progressive Party (UPP) met Saturday to discuss a vote-rigging scandal at the party's primary in March. Four members stepped, while tempers began to reach a boil.

100 angry UPP members then rushed the stage, claiming a decision to create an emergency committee was illegal and a no-holds-barred, free for all ensued.

Political brawls are nothing new for South Korea. A number of fist fights have broken out in the National Assembly which is in contrast to the US where numerous reports of nothingness are reported on a daily basis.

VIDEO: BRAWL IN SOUTH KOREAN POLITICAL MEETING

CNN REPORTS

Cheating Kenyan Man gets Stuck inside Woman during Sex, Black Magic blamed (video)

2012-05-11T09:11:00.000-04:00

Cheating Kenyan man, visibly stuck inside another man's Wife.

This story gets the stamp...

A Kenyan man paid the price for his infidelity as spectators and authorities alike converged on his house to witness him caught in love's embrace. Two figures lay intertwined in the unsavory act of adultery unable to disengaged. Flowery language aside, what I precisely mean to convey is that according to reports, a Kenyan man placed his penis in a woman's vagina, was unable to remove it and there he and his penis lay for all to see.

But how did this happen???

Apparently the woman's husband, suspecting his wife of cheating on him, visited a witchdoctor who applied black magic (witchcraft) on the wife, causing the cheating man to get stuck inside her during sex.
For hours, the police tried but could not free the cheating man from his black magic curse.

A big crowd swelled outside to witness the drama, as police quickly ran out of options on how to help the couple and cast away the beast with two backs. The cheating man finally agreed to pay the woman's husband Sh20,000 (the going rate for a Vaginal Locksmith?) at which point a local pastor was called who prayed the curse away. Both cheater and wife walked away from the incident with freshly separated and relieved genitalia.

There is Video of the incident. At the end of the video the cheating man was seen heading out to withdraw the money from an ATM.

VIDEO (NSFW ~ kinda): Man Stuck Inside Another Man's Wife Due To Black Magic (VIDEO INCLUDED)

TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE.....ANY HYPOTHESES??? THEORIES........??? Leave one below...

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Lion Tries Tirelessly to Eat Boy (Full Video)

2012-05-04T09:39:00.000-04:00

At a zoo in Portland, Oregon. A Lion tries to make minced meat out of a little boy that bares the uncanny resemblance to a Zebra.

A first I thought this was funny and original but after scouring youtube for a while, I found out white people are very amused by the "Lion trying to eat my baby boy" scenario.

In fact, I think the place the babies there on purpose. It's technically a cat so maybe they are confused and lose sight of the fact that this particular cat eats people.......annyyywayyyy....

CNN BREAKING NEWS REPORTS:

LION TRIES TO EAT BOY................................

FULL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE:

Facebook Idiots XVIII: Sarah Palin, The Secret Service is "Watching" You (Your ass at least!)

2012-05-03T14:45:00.000-04:00

Secret Service agent David Chaney gave us "classified" information. He let the world know that he was staring at Sarah Palin's ass. Back in the day we (men) could totally check out women but in recent times that has developed into sexual harassment. For that reason, I advise men to go to work wearing blindfolds with their hands tied behind their backs ~ it's the only way.

That being said, for obvious safety concerns, a Secret Service agent should probably avoid posting pictures of their detail on Facebook. Al Qaeda is currently very near completion of a functional Facebook fan page as is evident here.

This event marked the beginning a massive inquiry into the Secret Service conduct that revealed rampant horney-ness and lascivious behavior....

In one case....

11 agents assigned to protect President Obama took 21 call girls back to their Colombian hotel after a booze-fuelled night out. One of the Secret Service agents was too much of a cheap bastard to pay one of the call girls, Dania Suarez, the £495 he promised for "services rendered," instead offering her a paltry £17.

Suarez ran down the hallway screaming injustice. The police intervened and the incident brought great shame to the US Government.

This is one of many dubious incidents that have come to light in recent weeks. Read more about it HERE.

Dania Suarez, 24, refused to leave after an agent paid her the equivalent of £17 rather than the agreed £495

SARAH PALIN RESPONDED TO DAVID CHANEY............

Pappis Demba Cisse's BREATHTAKING Goal Vs Chelsea!

2012-05-02T17:55:00.000-04:00

Pappis Demba Cisse, Newcastle United's red-hot striker scored two goals of the highest caliber in Newcastle United's 2-0 win over Chelsea. Demba Cisse's second was a dipping, swerving effort that left fans breathless.

Pappis Demba Cisse has score 12 goals in 12 games for Newcastle United since his 9 million pound move from SC Frieburg in January.

ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL (Pappis Demba Cisse Goal vs Newcastle)

Chelsea -- Newcatle (0-2) Papis Demba Cisse scores two goals (HIGHLIGHTS)

Bully gets BODY SLAMMED by the kid he is bullying! (video)!

2012-04-30T18:22:00.001-04:00

Find out what is likely to happen if you bully someone larger than you!

Summary: A bully acts tough and pulls a few Muhammad Ali moves before he is made to taste a bit of concrete.

Bullying is actually common place and manifests itself in various ways. It could be in a job-setting courtesy of a douchbag boss or in a high school play ground with a stupid kid that decides to pick on others to feel better about himself.....

People need to learn to stand up for themselves and not expect to be recused every time things are rough or people offend them. Any reasonable anti-bullying campaign should include that in it's message and remind people that if you are able to, go ahead and body slam the bully on his face.........

Youtubers say it best ....

"OWNED BY JUSTICE, EPIC HERO , THE SH@TTY GUY GOT WHAT HE DESERVED" ~ @Pokomas

"That's what you get for being a d@ck!" @KeHaLEGOFilms

Royals Baseball Fan so Bored to Death he Cracks Open Novel ("Royals Book Guy")

2012-04-25T18:50:00.000-04:00

"Royals Book Guy" top left, bored and hell.

"Fertilizer for maturity and growth." Those were Ned Yost's remarks after the Kansas City Royals Baseball franchise slumped to a dismal 3-13 start, losing their first 10 games and putting them 1 game shy of their worst home start since 1913.

Real fans attend games come rain or shine ~ especially when your tickets run you about $250 ~ and if your team is doing as sh@tty as The Royals, why not just bring some entertainment of your own. One fan brought a novel and dug in as The Royals battled away, probably to a loss. "Royals Book Guy" was born and his boredom went viral.

"Royals Book Guy" closeup, the name of the book he is reading is still unknown.

Neymar Humiliates Opponent with Jaw-dropping Step-Overs, a RED CARD ensues! (video)!

2012-04-25T09:05:00.000-04:00

Yes, he looks like a total tool but you have to hand it to him, the boy has blinding skill.

BRAZILIAN wonder-kid Neymar makes opponent look foolish with step-overs in Santos' 5-0 whipping of Catanduvense.

A nearby teammate takes exception to this humiliation and earns himself an early shower for a retaliatory tackle....

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The KFC Witness Protection Plan (pic)!

2012-04-21T04:34:00.001-04:00

This is simply GENIUS....LMAO!!!

Fat Dog Loves the Vacuum!

2012-04-21T03:04:00.000-04:00

Fat Dog Loving the Vacuum!

Not a whole lot to write here except to state that I am jealous of the level of enjoyment taking place here...

Hot Problems by Double Take Trumps Rebecca Black's Friday as the Worst Song Since the Discovery of Fire (video)!

2012-04-20T02:17:00.000-04:00

Double Take, two supposedly "hot girls" with problems!

*Because no disclaimer such as "parody" is attached to the song, I have to treat it as a serious attempt at music...

Double Take produced a song that is so epically terrible that even the Pope said #FML on his twitter account (PopDizzle12) after hearing it.

Two cookie-cutter, ordinary looking, standard issue, run-of-the-mill white girls tell us that hot girls (like them) have problems too. So cut them some slack because they are so hot and it's not their fault!

The song is so bad that It made Rebecca Black's Friday sound like Beethoven's 5th Symphony...

The song is so bad that the producers distanced themselves from it by

A) Masking their credits at the beginning of the song and...
B) leaving this disclaimer in the description:

"Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor."

Anyway no better place than YouTube to ruin the self esteem of two perfectly normal white girls that had too much spare time, so i'll leave it to them....

Jessica Rodriguez Fakes her Own Kidnapping to Visit Fugitive Boyfriend in Mexico!

2012-04-19T02:39:00.001-04:00

AVONDALE, AZ - Police say a 22-year-old woman whose family thought she had been kidnapped has admitted she faked the abduction to meet with her boyfriend in Mexico.

Avondale police say the family called on March 30 to report they'd had a blocked call from Jessica Rodriguez telling them she was bound and blindfolded and being held against her will. Everybody suspected her boyfriend, 19-year-old Jesus Antonio Araque Mondragon, who had fled to Mexico and presumably arranged to have Jessica kidnapped. Mondragon is a "person of interest" in a January murder in Avondale.

Rodriguez was apprehended on her way back from Mexico and held for questioning at the international border crossing station. Rodriguez explained that she was returning to Avondale from Mexico and had traveled to Mexico to see Mondragon against her mother's wishes, deciding a fake kidnapping was the best way to carry out this plan.

Rodriguez has since been released and her case is being reviewed by detectives for a possible charge of false reporting and total STUPIDITY.

Why not just say you are heading out for the weekend with friends or any other lie that won't result in legal repercussions??

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Chance of Sex Vs Price of Meal (pic)!

2012-04-19T02:19:00.000-04:00

Take notes so you know what you are dealing with when you take someone out for dinner.

In the case of the "fairer sex" we can see the tenets of capitalism in a nutshell ~ you pay for what you get.

In the case of men, as you can see we believe in equality and the equitable supply and distribution of services rendered...

Scotts® Snap® Spreader System. You Won't believe how Easy Lawncare has become!

2012-04-12T17:00:00.001-04:00

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Scotts® for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

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UFO Spotted Over Seoul, South Korea! UFO or Hoax? You decide! (video)

2012-04-10T06:18:00.002-04:00

Picture of the Saucer-like UFO spotted over Seoul, South Korea! Hoax or Not?

An unidentified passenger over Seoul, South Korea shot a remarkable video of a UFO moving erratically in the sky at lightening speeds.

The UFO is magnified towards the end of the video and resembles the now cliche "Flying Saucer, " a design that I have always thought is extremely unremarkable for an extra-terrestrial being capable of long-distance space flight ~ essentially a huge Frisbee.

Watch the video...

Hoax or Not? What do you think?

Wild Animals With a Sense of Humor (Hilarious Video!)

2012-04-09T11:47:00.000-04:00

Just a couple of the lads chilling.....

A hilarious video of wild animals goofing off........

A compilation of animals with a sense of humor.

Excerpts taken from and produced by the BBC One show
'Funny Talking Animals - Walk On The Wild Side'.

The Strangest Doctor Patient Conversation Ever (pic)!

2012-04-09T11:11:00.002-04:00

This type of thing will only happen in Africa where sticks don't break bones and suing people just aint worth it. A real doctor had the most bizarre conversation with one of her patients. This conversation is real..

Read how things unfolded.......