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    <title>Stuff I Read On Craigslist</title>
    
    
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    <updated>2009-12-14T19:05:09-08:00</updated>
    <subtitle>Criticasm of the jackassery spotted on the world's most famous job and message board.</subtitle>
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        <title>He's a Genius!</title>
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        <published>2009-12-14T19:05:09-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-14T19:05:09-08:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Ali H</name>
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    <content type="html">This guy has inspired me. I'm going to open up my very own "hysteria treatment" clinic. But I swear I'm just "practicing for Burning Man." Free Trimming, Shaving, Dyeing, Pampering as part of Burning Man prjct Date: 2009-12-13, 3:27PM I need volunteers for this project who want personal attention, patience, and the kind of pampering that I've been providing to my patrons this past year. At Burning Man I inherited the "Pampered Pussy Lounge" -...
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    <entry>
        <title>Where Out-Of-Work Investment Bankers End Up</title>
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        <published>2009-12-14T18:52:22-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-14T18:52:36-08:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Ali H</name>
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    <content type="html">I'm guessing this homeless guy used to be an executive at Lehman Brothers or something. Dear Homeless Guy At Cupertino Whole Foods Date: 2009-12-13, 2:38PM So homeless guy at Whole Foods Cupertino, there you were overweight, with food stains running down your shirt holding a sign saying you were hungry. I gave 50 cents because that is all I had on me. You complained that you could not buy anything at Whole Foods with that...
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        <title>Kids Join the Darndest Cults!</title>
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        <published>2009-12-07T12:27:27-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-07T12:27:27-08:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Ali H</name>
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    <content type="html">I'm sure this person's concerns are totally unfounded. This is probably just phase two of the Mormon plot to take over America via the Boy Scouts. Is there a cult in Felton? Date: 2009-12-04, 8:43PM Anybody seen anything strange going on around Rosebloom Ave. in Felton? There is this really crusty creepy old hunchback man who always has a bunch of young brainwashed looking younger people on the road doing work and playing with chainsaws..they...
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        <title>Your Love Is (Not) Better Than Ice Cream</title>
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        <published>2009-12-07T12:20:17-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-07T12:27:53-08:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Ali H</name>
        </author>
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    <content type="html">If you REALLY want to bear his children, you could always settle for chocolate-vanilla swirl. ice cream Date: 2009-12-05, 10:13PM you had a dog that was some kind of large rescue nervous dog but I pet him anyway and he really responded to me, and i of course have a small boutique pure bred. i held the freezer door for you and asked you directly with eye contact 'want some ice cream?' that one moonlit...
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        <title>OMFG, The Suspense Is KILLING Me!</title>
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        <published>2009-12-04T15:08:02-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-04T15:08:02-08:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Ali H</name>
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    <content type="html">Please, oh please, just skip to the part where you scam me out of all my money and get me to sign over power of attorney to you! extra cash Date: 2009-12-03, 2:22PM ...Do you want to change your financial situation... Really, do you... ...I'm serious... Do you really want to earn some money online... ...If so... Just in case you do... ...I'm hoping you're serious... This is real... ...One click... Go to the webpage......
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        <title>ABC Was Just Trying to Protect Heterosexuals From Adam Lambert. DUH!</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a01053701a4a0970b0128760dfa80970c</id>
        <published>2009-12-04T15:01:47-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-04T15:01:47-08:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Ali H</name>
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    <content type="html">This is exactly the kind of thing networks were trying to protect people from when they started canceling Adam Lambert's TV appearances after the AMAs ... Weird dream? Date: 2009-12-03, 7:18PM What do you suppose it means if your boyfriend says in his sleep "You're not trying to convert me into being bi are you?" I know dreams are strange but they usually seem to have some truth somewhere.... think I should tell him or...
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    <entry>
        <title>Craiglist Rule #47b</title>
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        <published>2009-12-01T17:29:37-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-01T17:29:38-08:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Ali H</name>
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    <content type="html">Don't drop acid before posting. you left a clump of your hair Date: 2009-11-30, 9:50PM under your pillow and tommorow there'll be another clump of your hair in you hands. What have you done? You have turned into a dog and now I have your fleas ! Help me ! Please. That doggy will NOT get me, NO NO NO !!!!! Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/1489381030.html
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