I could write lists of specs and whatnot here, but… naah. It’s proper fast and proper expensive. Plus, it’s apparently a one-off special version of its regular Aventador, so you probably can’t have one anyway, as according to Luxatic.com “The one-off Lamborghini Aventador J Speedster has already been sold, sadly, for a stunning price that exceeds €2.2 million”. Thus, look. Then drool. Then look over at your Ford Fiesta. Then sigh. Lookit:

Some more pics:

Yes please!

Anyway, check out how marketing should be done. That’s right, these guys are for real – it’s not just a piss-take video:

Pure class.

Their site: Dollar Shave Club.

It seems to be all over the internet in many different forms – different colours, different slogans, etc. as the following gallery of just a few that Google Images turned up will attest to:

One of my personal favourites carries pretty much the exact opposite message:

The Chive, a hugely popular photo gallery site has made its slogan “Keep Calm and Chive On”, along with printing very-hard-to-get-before-they-sell-out-each-time shirts with the slogan printed on them. An example:

Of course mine is still somewhere in the postal system. Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself when the shirt keeps failing to arrive in my post box…

Well, for those of a historical bent, here is a pretty interesting 3 minute clip on the story behind the famous original poster. Take a look:

Consider yourselves educated.

Classic!

LOTS and LOTS of awesome shirts over there. Check ‘em out (and feel free to buy me one. Ta.)

Speaking of shirts… I’m still waiting for my Keep Calm and Chive On shirt to arrive. Those of you familiar with the whole KCCO and Chive Everywhere thing from The Chive will now be kinda jealous in a not-too-convincing manner. Everyone else will have no idea what I’m on about and quietly move along to the next post. Nothing to see here folks.

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Thanks Jeremy.

Do you lot remember the ad from a while back about what happens to you in prison? The one with the blood-chilling line “Pappa wag vir jou”? Yeah, that one. For those unfamiliar with the ad that explains exactly why drinking and driving is such a bad idea, here’s a recap:

Time for an update. Brandhouse have just released their new ad for the Drive Dry campaign, called “Who’s driving you home tonight?”. Take a look, and then be sure to ask the barman for a tall glass of chilled water – that fifth beer no longer seems like such a good idea, right?

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• More on the Drive Dry campaign here
• Post Source: Life is Savage 

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Other animal-related posts on this site:

• Friendly bear waving at tourists…
• Orangutan and dog become friends…
• The hippopotamus and the tortoise…
• Bear Rescue…

According to Supersport.com, “The Vodacom Bulls have launched their new away kit – a combination of pink and purple “inspired by the Jacaranda trees of Pretoria.”"

Riiiiiiiiiight. It’s a good thing for all opposition players that Bakkies Botha left to Toulon. Otherwise, people would be forced to mock him for his pretty pink rugby jersey. And then he’d stomp their faces into the ground. Repeatedly. Because he can.

Anyway, not ones to waste an instant when it comes to wisecracking, some rugby fans (and obviously NOT Bulls loyalists) have posted some new rules for my beloved team and game time. Allow me to present:

Now that the Bulls play in pink…:

1. One lucky season ticket holder will win a free make-over during half time of each match.
2. Fans will no longer be allowed to braai before kick-off, instead fondue stations will be available for snacks.
3. The beer tent will no longer sell beer, but a wide variety of fruity drinks will be available.
4. The dancing girls will be replaced by a French poodleparade.
5. The man of the match will not receive a trophy, but rather a subscription to House and Home magazine.
6. The yellow card area will not be referred to as the sin bin, but will now be known as the temper tantrum tank.
7. The stadium will change from the Bull-Ring to the Fairy Garden.
8. The new mascot will be Lady the French Poodle.
9. A booth will be provided to exchange those dangerous horned helmets for the more appropriate silk scarf.
10. Liefling will still be the unofficial song.

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Thanks Jeremy 

The Flip Side – Bar

“It’s a freaking taco fest in here” – Brilliant!

And here’s part 2:

The Flip Side – Dating

Classic!

Ace mate!

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Source: The world is waiting 

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But wait, there’s more! This little piccie-poo reminded me of a classic clip from a few years back – Chopper Reid doing the weather report. All kinds of awesome!

Loads of hilarious Chopper Reid clips out there. Do a bit of a search for them. Trust me on this one.