Super Serious Cereal Symposium

Cap'n Crunch's Caramel Popcorn Crunch

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Fri, 4 Dec 2015 22:00:00 -0600

Finally, your heroes get their ducks in a row to record another cereal based review podcast. The SSCS release schedule reduced in the future, but not forgotten. We cover a whole host of topics, current events and bad jokes like always. Nick does the wrestling thing while we uncover another tender nugget from Jacob's life. We need newer cereals folks, more episodes depend on it.

Catching up with the hosts of SSCS

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Thu, 11 Jun 2015 14:02:00 -0500

No cereal this month but we sit down to update the Symposium on what we have been up to. Jake goes to Kansas City, Nick meets a teenage hero and Scott stops by to help us celebrate his birthday.

Ghost Hunting with the Hosts of Cold Sweats

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Tue, 5 May 2015 12:13:00 -0500

This month, we decided use our cereal budget to go see if we could find some ghosts in an old elementary school in Farrar, Iowa. Our budget is rather large... so it was a lot of money for not really noticing any ghost activity. But as always, the stories that surround that cast of characters that accompanied us while we searched boiler rooms, principal's room and a gym will live forever in this episode.
Please welcome Cam, Denver, and Scott to this month's field trip and see what Jake and myself think of all this paranormal malarky.

Second Attempt At April

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Wed, 1 Apr 2015 23:12:00 -0500

We lost April's show because of some issues in the Bondurant office but we have fired those interns, hired some new, cheaper interns and then gave them unlimited access to the world wide web. Things are running a lot smoother now. Bills are paid on time, we know what the weather is, we have the entire list of cereals compiled. Interns are really great. Since this is the second attempt for a show, we don't have a whole lot of information for you, just our love as you plow through this springtime episode.

Lucky Charms Limited Edition and the return of French Toast Crunch

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 15:08:00 -0500

St. Patrick's Day isn't really a thing for us but when they take that one day celebration and funnel it into a cereal, we need to take it as a serious shindig of Irish tradition and honor. We are all fans of French toast even though we can't figure out why the French are credited with it's creation. It's not like we call them Mexican tacos or American burgers or Chinese fortune cookies. This month is all about luck, dodging black cats, going around ladders, refusing to use mirrors and so much more. Enjoy this month as we talk about what our first CDs are, we go downtown to find out how people say words, road beers with Ray Ramano, thefts at the hotel, we briefly talk about the new 3DS and streaming dumb shows out of our basements, honeycomb stories of horror, no one got stung ever, pledge week figuring stuff out and my personal disclaimer that we all need to drink beers more often.

Back of the Box: Nick Rempe's Basement Time

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 23 Feb 2015 11:56:00 -0600

We had a longer conversation that Joe decided to cut up and share to the world. Jake and Nick are in the basement talking about fires, editing woes, Nick's an idea man, Jacob's an editor, Home Improvement talk, Richard Karn's Twitter feed, we meet women online, scopin' bros at the bar, it's "coup," we breakdown acronyms, we look at images on our phones, rape patrol, Wrestle Kingdom 9, the children are sleeping, Japanese voice time, we take some breaks, we have visitors and NEED COKES! This conversation took place before we even started the February episode and I hope everyone is entertained with how we bullshit before shows.

Cinnamon Chex

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Sun, 1 Feb 2015 22:00:00 -0600

Jake and Nick find some time in January to hide out in Nick's basement for a little one-on-one. Joe spent a little time to fix the audio recording (and man, was there a lot to do) and spent time in his new digs. Super bowl of cereal, we talk about the newest flavored Chex cereal and keep things moving forward with tons of topics to catch up on. Jokes. ... I don't know, I hate Patriots fans so I am not having the "best" day so far but whatever man.

Kellogg's Jif Peanut Butter

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Thu, 1 Jan 2015 12:14:00 -0600

Welcome to 2015 and I hope that all the engineers in the food lab spend a little more time increasing the quality of the new cereals coming out this coming year. Last year was a bummer, we didn't get to record a cereal of the year because there was no contender for even the top three cereals of 2013. Looking forward to what shows up this year, especially whomever gets the Star Wars cereal license, that will be intense.
In this episode, you get Jake, Scott from Cold Sweats and Nick Rempe fresh off one of their recordings of the SSCS/CS crossover Christmas episode. We discuss Canadian geese and car repair so we are starting off 2015 with a really big bang. Thanks for all your time and attention in 2014 and I hope we can keep entertaining you in 2015.

Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch and Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Thu, 25 Dec 2014 03:00:00 -0600

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Kellogg's Rice Krispies Multi-Grain Shapes & Multigrain Cheerios Dark Chocolate Crunch

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Wed, 1 Oct 2014 09:48:00 -0500

Your favorite monthly cereal enthusiast podcast with the review of Kellogg's Rice Krispies Multi-Grain Shapes and Multigrain Cheerios Dark Chocolate Crunch. We will debate which company knows how to put the words "multi" and "grain" together in the most grammatically correct way possible.

Cap'n Crunch's Sprinkled Donut Crunch

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Tue, 26 Aug 2014 09:00:00 -0500

This week, I (Nick Rempe) am doing the show completely solo and it show-los. But I treat the environment of the show like how I like my environment when I am eating donuts... completely alone. Well, let us figure this out together.

Spongebob Squarepants Fruity Splash

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 08:09:00 -0500

This week, join the swashbucklers as they check out the cereal that is responsible for your kids cursing with dolphin sounds and whistling with their nose. We discuss fairs, Russians and how you can get your toes wet in the wild world of wrestling. Let’s keep this ship afloat with another excellent episode of high fructose infused grains and oats.

Super Summer Catch-up Symposium

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:36:00 -0500

We take a break while on vacation to catch-up with our favorite cast members. Jacob bought stuff, Nick moved stuff and the Tyler messed up the audio so it is a little rough.

Hopefully we will be on track after this week.

Super Serious Cyber Symposium 2

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 5 May 2014 06:00:00 -0500

We can't get it together this week so we talk about how things have been going. Joe was late, Jacob likes Caramellos and Nick gives his Extreme Rules predictions.

Kellogg's Krave S'mores

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 22:06:00 -0500

Much like the description of this week's cereal, we are crispy graham flavored outside, smooth chocolate and marshmallowy filling inside. Might as well put that on our grave when we go to the Podcast Cemetery. We also announce my new show "Podcast Cemetery."

Post Great Grains Digestive Blend Berry Medley

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 7 Apr 2014 13:25:00 -0500

We are back in Newton and chomping down on some horse food for Wrestlemania 30. Jacob sells more road technology, Joe makes jokes in the corner and Nick forgets what the topic is.

Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats Touch Of Fruit In The Middle Raisin

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:41:00 -0500

We take some time out of our busy schedule to remember a simpler time. A time when you could get some excitement out of raisins. Jacob, Joe and Nick explain why grapes get a bad rap and why raisins are the elderly of the grape family.

Post Poppin' Pebbles

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 17:01:00 -0500

Hey man, I hear you like the rock? You're in luck today, my friend. We have Poppin' Pebbles and the apostrophe is intentional. Let's begin.

Super Serious Cyber Symposium

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 14:31:00 -0600

We all avoid the flu from patient zero by recording from the comfort of our houses. We apologize for not being available for a true episode but there is nothing we could do to make it a reality. We will be getting together soon for another wonderful episode.

For now, enjoy us talking about some really off the cuff topics as we fire a bow into this week. Bullseye.

Chocolate Toast Crunch

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 08:16:00 -0600

Here are the Symposium, we finally have found something that is starting to contend with our top spot. There is chocolate involved, we like it a little bit, but then we realize the powerful temptation of pizza and it's ability to ruin our comedy, our art. What we produced is something magical.

We have something to refrigerate this bitch, you are a lot of help this episode, so basically meatloaf, I want Her to win, you want to do directing?, the python is opportunistic, and good morning it's January DATE?

Post Honey Bunches of Oats Morning Energy Cinnamon Crunch

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 11:39:00 -0600

We welcome you back to the deep south with a look into our new snake-filled studio. The snakes are not there to kill us but to power us through our next adventure into corn, wheat and sugar-based foods.

Post Pebbles Sugar Cookie

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 12:08:00 -0600

This week, we are trying a super bland cereal which bleeds into the shows comedy. That is a nice way to say, hey, it's not a good episode. There are things in it and here is a list of those things that I write in this space like are they lesbians still?, everybody's is a dick, Pope is like "let's go out and feed the homeless," we are not part of the show or team, "... and there is police dogs," I've spent 1,546 hours playing my games, I've read that book, 'cause that is what you guys do, the glass isn't on the floor, this one is called the ****ty submarine, and there is a bunch of mumbling that I can't make out.

We'll see you next time.

2013's Cereal Of The Year!

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Wed, 1 Jan 2014 00:01:00 -0600

Welcome to the surprise episode of the Super Serious Cereal Symposium. Have a happy New Year and we can't wait to find out what great cereal will be on the horizon for 2014. Just a reminder, we will be adding this to the new board for 2014 and we will compare all new cereals as we add them to the board.

Big thanks to Nicole Rempe for helping us sort through the top cereals so that we could crown a winner.

Cap'n Crunch's Christmas Crunch

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 09:06:00 -0600

We missed Christmas and we can't take it back so we decided to just keep the Christmas vibes going into the new year. It's just a slow cereal season and we need to do our best to keep everyone happy. We ask, "Why do we open it?", we walk across the ceiling in one of Jacob's sex dungeon, that would have been a deal breaker, I would put it here, but that isn't my job, a building that looks like a barn, did you rap harder that night?, I need to throw water on this thing, and we have a pretty thriving Facebook page.

Million Dollar Bowlby: Lucky Charms vs. Malt-O-Meal Marshmallow Mateys

superseriouscerealsyposium@gmail.com (Nick Rempe) — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 09:06:00 -0600

We start the show trying our best to explain a new spin on eating cereals. Basically, when we do a "versus" episode, we take the name brand cereal and have it challenge it's generic brand counterpart. Since we live in the middle West, we have an abundance of Malt-O-Meal brand cereals and compare the name brand to it. We might move to other generic brands but I am assuming that most people in America have access to Malt-O-Meal cereals.

We have that is what he says, we create the greatest phrase ever uttered on this podcast machine, they are the shapes of fish, bells, some of you may know that Jacob is back in school, "Isn't that scary?" "Yeah", how old is your daughter now?, we open a horse, people burp into the mics and it is rude, we remember sledding, all I need is to unbutton these pants.