missing ferrule

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:35:00 +0000

there is no better intro..

oldie but a goodie

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:22:00 +0000

Fresno's Finest!

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:24:00 +0000

Minutes of Fresno PD officers beating a fully restrained detainee in plain view.

Link - http://www.ksee24.com/home/video/39384717.html?video=YHI&t=a
Article - http://www.fresnobee.com/local/crime/story/1194251.html

Santana DVX Champagne

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:34:00 +0000

"Oh sh*t, Santana DVX? That's my joint!"

Santana DVX Champagne

Available here -
http://www.boozebros.com/istar.asp?a=6&id=41435

and feel free to review it here -
http://www.snooth.com/wine/mumm-napa-dvx-santana-1999/

you'll need silverlight...

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:15:00 +0000

Joe Don Baker: A Tribute

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:03:00 +0000

It's Joe Don Baker night. Tonight we'll enjoy "Final Justice", MST3k Style!

We look forward to Servo and Mike's thorough analyzation of the Yes hit song "Owner of a Lonely Heart", and Joe Don Baker's obesity.

MST3k Final Justice Audio Clip (press the green play button to listen)

Factoid- Joe Don Baker has played both a villian and a CIA agent in 3 Bond titles.

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:05:00 +0000

Co$ raids begin in Australia

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:50:00 +0000

Church of Scientology protests begin

Flickr photos of Sydney event:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/failquail/sets/72157603882081481/

First news sites to drop it

http://www.newsweek.com/id/109410
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,23189603-5005361,00.html
http://www.computerworld.com.au/index.php/id;632197333;fp;4194304;fpid;1
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/celebrities/5527176.html
http://glosslip.com/2008/02/10/newsweek-hits-homerun-with-anonymous-takes-on-scientology/
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23189603-29277,00.html

List of other protest locations:

http://factnet.org/?p=258

SF:

So hook up an E-meter and sit right there I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear.....

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:45:00 +0000

Now this is the religion all about how, Hubbard's wallet got flipped turned upside down. So hook up an E-meter and sit right there I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear. On the planet Coltice born and raised Mining Vespene gas is how I spent most of my days, Being overpopulated and relaxin' all cool and all playing some Thetan ball outside Scientology school. When a couple of Psychiatrists who were up to no good, started freezing brothers in my neighborhood, I got in one little volcano and my Overlord Got scared and said "your moving with the homospaiens on Teegeeak, that planet with air"So I Whistled for a DC8 and when it came near, It had no propellers just rockets in the rear If anything I could say the in-flight brainwashing movie was rare but I thought "nah forget it, Then they put me in a box using some Ghostbusters gear"I pulled up to the planet about 7 or 8 million years ago And yelled to Xenu "Yo ho, Imprison you later" I looked at my Thetans, we were finally there To haunt us some primates with little body hair. /b/

The Church of Scientology has released a video response to Anonymous, and their Feb 10 plans.

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:30:00 +0000

The Church of Scientology has (unofficially) released a video response to Anonymous, and their Feb 10 plans.

Las Vegas Hotel and Casino Monte Carlo, on FIRE! 3 Alarm!

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:24:00 +0000

LIVE VIDEO FEED

MAC WORLD! MAC WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!! MACBOOKTRISCUIT ANNOUNCED

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:39:00 +0000

...or not. Just some more gimmicky and generally useless features and design. I do like the prospect of being able to pick my teeth with my laptop, but am not too fond of a laptop which i'm
afraid to type on too rapidly, fearing breaking it on my lap like a damn triscuit during CSI: Miami.

i CAN'T wait for the the retractable macbooktriscuit dongle leash!- keeping your biggest dollar-per-lb investment (since the engagement ring you bought and she sold) safe from those unexpected windstorms!!

Carrot Top gangsta rap for RG and Family Auto Mart for ALL. YEAH!

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:58:00 +0000

how did you get so gangster, homie g?
did you ride in a car a long time, when you had to pee?
see, i havent done that yet.. but please dont fret
cus- on being a ganster, got my mind set
Chorus 1x
anyone can be a gangster, it just takes some time to do
you know you mustve got it right, when everyone pulls guns on you
anyone can be a gangster, sometimes it might be hard to see
that all a homie really needs, is to do some pcp

bus driver transporting dr. phil fans fails glorious suicide mission miserably- blames Dr. Phil's head for premature collision

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:26:00 +0000

http://www.knbc.com/news/14781779/detail.html

A bus transporting Dr. Phil fans to a taping in LA crashed into the Hollywood Presbyterian Church when the afternoon sunlight struck Dr. Phil's bare scalp at an optically perfect angle. A tree and a fence were pronounced dead the scene.

click m'face

alternative beverage poll

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:51:00 +0000

as you may have already noticed, I have updated the poll to determine the most popular offshoot beverage starting with the ever-foul tasting, blue urine providing -
Pepsi Blue

Mountain Dew Pitch Black

Crystal Pepsi

Holiday Spice Pepsi

Sprite Remix

Orbitz (all flavors)

Coke Blak

Diet Pepsi Jazz (all Flavors)

Dr. Pepper Fusion

You may have noticed, I have excluded several not-so obscure beverages such as pepsi summer mix, vanilla coke, coke with lime, pepsi twist, wild cherry pepsi, cherry coke, mountain dew baja blast, mountain dew livewire, mountain dew code red, mountain dew game fuel, and the ever-frightening/soon to be "mdx", mountain dew x

If you feel I have left out any awesome alternative beverages, feel free to leave a much deserved "shout-out". Stay tuned for next weeks "offshoot snack poll", which is sure to provide countless flashbacks of toilet-top shudder and sweats..

making publicly known my funeral plans

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:33:00 +0000

9:16 AM me: http://www.michaeljnelson.com/home/speaking.aspx

i want him to speak at my funeral
especially considering he's never met me
jason.dictos: hahahaa
me: dane cook will be my backup plan- led promptly onto an alter and to be sacrificed for failure to please the comic gods. behind him my coffin door flies open, my body dancing detestably, head spinning. thanks to high-tech servo implants, i'm able to personally carry out the sacrifice from the afterlife thus avoiding murder charges...

pheonix resident lamborghini owner breaks world fucktard record @ 219mph on a public road

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:20:00 +0000

A phoenix resident lamborghini owner has broken a record thought previously unbreakable. The anonymous driver films his suicide attempt hardly masking his own identity and revealing his friends. The alleged fucktard barrels down the San Tan Fwy Loop 200 @ 219mph in Phoenix, AZ loosely strapped to his Lamborghini Murcielago.
http://www.youtube.com/v/tdMHjq4j8YY

"I snorted cocaine when I could afford it" - Barack Obama

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:44:00 +0000

"Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final fatal role of the young would be black man," Obama wrote. Mostly he smoked marijuana and drank alcohol, Obama wrote, but occasionally he would snort cocaine when he could afford it."

Excerpts from Obama's book, "Dreams from My Father". Read the full article here. Obama has admitted using cocaine when he could afford it, leaving me to assume he used crack the rest of the time.

sea scorpion or giant lobster?

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:34:00 +0000

jason.d: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/11/20/biggest.bug.ap/index.html
jason.d: dear god
surfacant: omg
surfacant: that is awesome
surfacant: it looks more like a lobster, than a scorpion
surfacant: lobsters should be renamed, sea scorpions...
surfacant: delicious sea scorpions..... *drools*

motor oil price expected to jump dramatically...

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:27:00 +0000

Oil hits $99.29 a barrel. Breakin the recent record, crude is on an unstoppable path to $100.

The euro spiked to $1.4856 on the USD, another new low for the dollar.

republican registered Fresnans not as dumb as expected...

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:20:00 +0000

woop woop!

Ron Paul Wins Republican Party Straw Poll in Fresno-

http://www.ronpaul2008.com/press-releases/46/ron-paul-wins-republican-party-straw-poll-in-fresno

public restroom masturbation now a realistic and attractive alternative to "waiting"..

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:44:00 +0000

it'd be a fun portable and password protected porn stash...
http://blackfriday.gottadeal.com/black-friday-2334-Sony154Laptopwith1GBRAM120GBHDDVDBurner.html

from http://blackfriday.gottadeal.com/

bimmer, beamer... boner?

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:25:00 +0000

Setting the record straight..

Bimmer:
Bimmer refers to a BMW car. A bimmer must have four wheels and be able to hold several passengers.

Beamer and Beemer:
BMW motorcycles are spelled two different ways, however, are only pronounced one way. BMW motorcycles have two wheels, therefore are pronounced beamer. Of course some might argue that a BMW motorcycle can have three wheels, so it can not be a beamer or beamer, and must be a bimmer. No, a bimmer must have four wheels, so a BMW motorcycle with 3 wheels is just a BMW sidecar.

newly discovered dinosaur forced to sit at the back of the bus..

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:15:00 +0000

surfacant8: regarding the nigersaurus
GTIeli: the vacuum dino
surfacant8: i feel like a racist
surfacant8: when i utter that name
surfacant8: maybe im pronouncing it wrong?
GTIeli: is it n eye ger
GTIeli: or ni gerr
surfacant8: n-eye-j-ear
GTIeli: so i am saying it wrong
GTIeli: damn
surfacant8: racist
GTIeli: yeah yeah

noreply@blogger.com (surfacant) — Sun, 18 May 2003 08:54:00 +0000

penywise 49: i like "narnia is only one cucumber chedder cat dog"
surfacant8: thats a classic for sure