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    <title>Surviving Christmas</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Stories of how Christmas nearly ended in disaster. Every year.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Edward Gomez</itunes:author>
    <copyright>© Dark Matter Sheep 2015</copyright>
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    <description>Family Christmases are potential death traps. These are story of how we manage to survive each year.</description>
    <itunes:summary>Stories of how Christmas nearly ended in disaster. Every year. No actual parents were harmed during the making of these podcasts, but several egos were bruised. Remember families are for life and not just for Christmas.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:name>Edward Gomez</itunes:name>
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      <title>Deck The Halls</title>
      <itunes:subtitle>A drop of port goes down ever so well at Christmas.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Edward Gomez</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>A drop of port goes down ever so well at Christmas.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 20:31:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>O, Christmas Tree</title>
      <itunes:subtitle>How much trouble can an unfeasibly large Christmas tree cause?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Edward Gomez</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>How much trouble can an unfeasibly large Christmas tree cause?</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2013 19:45:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>We Wish You a Merry Christmas</title>
      <itunes:subtitle>Invite all of your friends for a party at your house on Christmas Eve. What could go wrong?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Edward Gomez</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Invite all of your friends for a party at your house on Christmas Eve. What could go wrong?</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2014 21:30:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Hark! The Herald Angels Sing</title>
      <itunes:subtitle>DIY at Christmas? What could possibly go wrong.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Edward Gomez</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>DIY at Christmas? What could possibly go wrong.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:duration>00:05:39</itunes:duration>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2016 14:30:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Twelve Days of Christmas</title>
      <itunes:subtitle>Make sure you keep the receipts for all your presents.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Edward Gomez</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Make sure you keep the receipts for all your wife's presents.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:duration>00:13:34</itunes:duration>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 15:08:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Ding Dong Merrily On High</title>
      <itunes:subtitle>What happens when an exotic stranger comes to share Christmas lunch with the family.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Edward Gomez</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>What happens when an exotic stranger comes to share Christmas lunch with the family.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2016 17:50:00 -0000</pubDate>
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