Seriously Sydney - this weather is getting beyond a joke. It seems like every weekend i’m staring at the BOM website shaking my head. At what point did winter become a real life f*cking Waterworld? I’ve had half my season of soccer lost to bad drainage, soft muddy conditions and torrential downpours, while my nights involve dodging anything with a balcony, backyard or walkable distance. I better not f*cking hear Warragamba Dam complaining about water levels for a looooong time. On that note I’m off for an epic hot shower. Enjoy…

STUART #125: July 2009

Daytona - Russ Chimes
Metropolis (The Twelves Remix) - Cicada
Peep This (Steed Lord Hospital Mix) - Sam Young ft. Aphletik
In My Blood (Larry T & Alexander Technique Remix) - Sharem Jay ft. Lost Valentinos
Turbo Love (Whitenoise Remix) - Bag Raiders
Destination (Kraymer Remix) - Damn Arms
Freaking Me Out (Designer Drugs Remix) - True Pseudo
Boots Electric - Cryptonites
Falling Rockets (Just A Band Remix) - Cicada
If U Seek Amy (Crookers Toy Soldier Remix) - Britney Spears
La La La (Royale Bmore Remix) - LMFAO
Preste Atencao (Blood Shake Remix) - The Fire And Reason
We Are Rockstars (Cold Blank Remix) - Does It Offend You, Yeah
Wanna Be Dancin’ (Fantastadon Remix) - The Glass
Dead End (Chew Fu GhettoHouse Fix) - Master Shortie
Hello (Heartache Remix) - AC Slater
All Stars (Calling in Sick Remix) - Grafton Primary
La La La (Death To The Throne Remix) - LMFAO
Bonkers (Doorly Dubstep Remix) - Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden
The Launch (Mustard Pimp Edit) - DJ Jean
Under Mi Sensi - Jamtech Foundation vs Barrington Levy
Flat Beat (16bit Remix) - Mr Oizo
21 - Death Metal Disco Scene
Take On Me (The Twelves Remix) - A-Ha
I Don’t Know (Kingdom Remix) - Kingdom
Starry Eyed (Jakwob Remix) - Ellie Goulding
Dance Like A White Boy (Radio Riddler Version) - Master Shortie

Had a great night out last night with a friend who recently had a kid. For someone whose life has become, nappies, endless cycles of sickness and monosyllabic grunts - he can still drink like a trooper. So one night off from the responsible and one night on for trashbaggery. The Metro rained sweat and bourbon with the Bloody Beetroots f*cking killing it - once again proving you can party on your own, but it’s way more fun with friends. Anyway, just in time for Saturday night - #124. Enjoy…

STUART #124: July 2009

Physical - The Glimmers
My Love Sees You (Classixx Remix) - Beni
Here’s What’s Left (Hensforth Remix) - RJD2
My Girls (Gigamesh Remix) - Animal Collective
Freaking Me Out (Pilotpriest Remix) - True Pseudo
L’Homme (Run Hide Survive Remix) - Boy Crisis
Doctor Doctor (Fred Falke Remix) - Just Jack
Nightvision (The Twelves Edit) - Daft Punk
Who Will (Buffetlibre Remix) - Patrick Wolf
Gifted (Treasure Fingers Remix) - N.A.S.A.
Flippers - Art vs. Science
Turbo Love (Light Year Remix) - Bag Raiders
Hot Chocolate + Polar Bear Rug (Dada Life Remix) - Super Viral Brothers
Brash & Vulgar (Dolby Anol Edit) - In Flagranti
T.N.T. (Twists’N'Turns) - Cryptonites
Erotic City (Morsy Mix) - Prince
Raindrops (Louis La Roche Rework) - Basement Jaxx
Beaches And Friends (Hey Champ Remix) - French Horn Rebellion
Vamos Mecher (Edu K Remix) - Seguindo Sonhos
Times Like These (Edu K’s Mucho Fucked Up Mix) - Albin Myers
Run Around - Cobra Krames & Bobby LaBeat ft. MLTS
The Parachute Ending (Vitalic Remix) - Birdy Nam Nam
Get Down (Streetlife DJs Remix) - Groove Armada
Crusader (Radio Edit) - Knightlife
Ghost - Redial
The Girl From Ipanema (Disco Version) - Astrud Gilberto
Kicking And Screaming (Gunstar Remix) - The Presets
Hey You (DJ Vanish Remix) - Pony Pony Run Run
Patron Tequila (This/Is Remix) - Paradiso Girls ft. Lil Jon & Eve
Rapper’s Delight (Tepr Remix) - DTA

We’re sitting on soooo many great tracks here at the moment - now if only i could find the time to put them all up for you. Expect a heap of updates in the not so distant future - i’m just giving them a solid workout first, y’know, just to make sure they’re not poison. Enjoy…

STUART #123: June 2009

Nine To Five (DZ Remix) - Boltan
1901 (Customised By D*L*I*D) - Phoenix
3AM (Travis Barker Remix) - Eminem
My Comet - Onra
Nasty Bass (Raw Edit) - Schlachthof Bronx ft. Slush Puppy Kids
Pick Up 52’s - Mestizo & Mike Gao
Warrior (The Xx Remix) - Magic Wands
Sun Come Up - Glasses Malone ft. T. Pain, Rick Ross & Birdman
Do It To The Max - 6th Borough Project
Hot Chick - Pheo
Bathtub Clash (CFCF Remix) - Femme
Alaska (The Place Where We Were Hidden) - IV
Sleepwalkers - Cryptonites
Lisztomania (Classixx Remix) - Phoenix
Lisztomania (Holy Ghost! Remix) - Phoenix
Hey You - Pony Pony Run Run
High Together - Siriusmo
Trouble Is A Friend (Japanster Remix) - Lenka
The Colours (Hannulelauri Remix) - Zebra And Snake
Billy Jean (Valley Style) - T Ski Valley
Can You Hear Me (DCUP’s Horny Mix) - Evermore
Ghost Dancer - Mille
I Am Not A Robot (The Shoes Remix) - Marina & The Diamonds
Better Off As Two - Frankmusik
16 (Flight Facilities Remix) - Sneaky Sound System
Flashback vs Intergalactic (John Marr Mash up) - Wolfgang Gartner
Rox - Overthrill
Qui Est Cette Fille - Yelle

The Parklife lineup’s been announced - not too shabby. Classixx are here next week at OAF, and we’re seeing a heap of great DJs and acts gracing our shores of late. Good times. Like these 71mins of good times. Enjoy…

STUART #122: June 2009

Seventeen - Marina & The Diamonds
Ghost Girl (Blatta & Inesha Remix) - Telepopmusik
Smile You’re On Dada - Dada Life
Daniel (Edwin Van Cleef Remix) - Bat For Lashes
Laughing Through My Teeth (Blatta & Inesha Remix) - Boltan
Sound Reaction (The Phantom’s Revenge Remix) - GRUM
I <3 U (MSTRKRFT Edit) - Larry Tee
P.Diddy Diddy Bop (Chew Fu GhettoHouse Fix) - P.Diddy
Amelia (Cobra Krames RnBmore Mix) - Niyi
Aqui Para Voces (Brodinski Rmx) - Buraka Som Sistema
Hooligans (A1 Bassline Remix) - Don Diablo & Example
Taken Away (Disco Trash Music Remix) - Digitalism
Heads Will Roll (Dan Oh Remix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Baby! (UMYO Remix) - Lorentz & M.Sakarias
Dying For You (Redial Remix) - End Of Fashion
Waking Up In Vegas (Calvin Harris Remix) - Katy Perry
Jump In The Pool (Thin White Duke Remix) - Friendly Fires
Omen (Clockwork Remix) - The Prodigy
Allstars (Calling In Sick Remix) - Grafton Primary
Breakaway - MSTRKRFT ft. Jahmal of the Carps
Oh! (DJ Real Juicy x Deekline & Ed Solo Refix) - Ciara ft. Ludacris & DJ Assault
Face Is On The Wall (Ajax Remix) - Lost Valentinos
If U Seek Amy (Weird Tapes Club Mix) - Britney Spears
Well Known Pleasures - Vega
Too Fake - Hockey
Overnight Celebrity (Dave Wrangler Remix) - Kanye West ft. Twista
Hello (Thrills & Tony Rocky Horror Remix) - AC Slater
Guitars Are Overated (Suxx Remix) - Robot Disaster
Hard Times (James Yuill Remix) - Patrick Wolf

‘…go and brush your latex off.’ Simulated orca mating in a two tone gimp suit? Touché my friend - you win this fancy dress party hands down. At least you would if this was a fancy dress party - which it’s not. Welcome to my grandmother’s 80th celebration - though the sight of that might mean 80 is her last. Just stay away from the blow hole alright?

STUART #121: June 2009

Cakeicide (Hollywood Holt vs The Prairie Cartel) - The Hood Internet
Hood Celebrity (Wax Motif Remix) - PRGz
I’m Not Alone (Hervé Remix) - Calvin Harris
Beautiful Shadow (Santiago & Bushido Rmx) - Prarie Cartel
Not A Remix Yo - 0131 vs Failure
One In A Million (Redial Remix) - DatA
My Penis (Edu K Schlong Dong Silver Edit) - Larry Tee
Icicles (Evil Nine’s Graveyard Smash) - Evil Nine
DTF - Terror Dactel
Hold The Line (Edu K Remix) - Major Lazer
Heartbreaker - MSTRKRFT
Sweet 16 (Mansion Remix) - Thunderheist
Skanking Riddim - Sharkslayer
Ain’t Here To Party - B. Rich ft. Whiskey Pete
ZOMBIES! (Hot Pink Delorean Thrillernight Remix) - Designer Drugs
London Town (Foamo Remix) - Man Like Me
Boom Riddim (Sharkslayer Remix) - Rico Tubbs
Get Seduced (Hot Pink Delorean & Knowlton Walsh Remix) - The Faint
Trouble Is A Friend (Roqwell & I Sancho Sequel Mix) - Lenka
Arrows of Eros (The Shoes Remix) - Golden Silvers
Seduction (FUKKK OFFF Remix) - DJ Dan
Signs (Armand Van Helden Remix) - Bloc Party
What You Need (The Proxy Remix) - Tiga
Bulletproof (Foamo Remix) - La Roux
Party All Knight (True Pseudo remix) - Eli Smith
Satisfied Raven (Horse Edit) - Proxy vs Benny Benassi
Dance Dance Dance (Buraka Som Sistema Remix) - Lykke Li

Wow, this cold snap that’s hit Sydney is f*ckin’ chilly eh? I don’t normally feel the cold, but even i threw a hoodie in the backpack the other day. The cool breeze and icy nights can only mean one thing - the return of the snow season (or at least what Australia calls a snow season). Time to dust off the goggles, dig out the boots and grind down the edges. Fingers crossed we pull a reasonable season - or at least someone dirty to get under the covers with. So choose your activity - and get pumping. Enjoy…

STUART #120: June 2009

Destination Pt. I (DCUP Remix) - Damn Arms
Aerodynamic Hooligans (Don Diablo Mashup) - Don Diablo & Example vs Daft Punk
Spacer Woman (IKKI Remix) - Charlie
I’ll Get You - Classixx ft. Jeppe
Head Straight - Alex Metric
I’m Going For Your Brother (Boody B Remix) - Blank
Hollywood - Art vs. Science
Luckier (Hey Today! Remix) - Shazam
Birthday Sex (DJ Jem Remix) - Jeremih
Soft Shock (Them Jeans Acoustic Remix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
There You Go Again (Wax Motif Remix) - Snob Scrilla
LAYD (Polymorphic Remix) - Lions At Your Door
Sound Reaction - GRUM
Good Beat - Bounce Camp
Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden
C.R.E.A.M. (Daze Of Thunder Remix) - Wu Tang Clan
Skeleton Boy (Grum Remix) - Friendly Fires
Trouble is a Friend (Nadastrom’s Wishful Dub) - Lenka
Back Up In This (Nadastrom Remix) - Designer Drugs
AA247 (Nacey Remix) - Dance Area ft. Austin Boston
Heavy Cross (Fred Falke Remix) - Gossip
Always More (Yuksek Remix) - AutoKratz
Insane! - Smoke & Mirrors
Gypsy P - Crookers

See it’s sh*t like this (above) where we get these new crazy epidemics. Man hooks up with monkey - AIDS. Man marries barren woman, adopts pig child - SWINE FLU. Horse hooks up with narwhal - UNICORNS. Bored kids with great taste in music download our podcasts - DEAFNESS. You can try telling me i’m wrong… BUT I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

STUART #119: June 2009

Love College (Dub Step) - Asher Roth
Hood Celebrity (Spruce Lee mix) - PRGz
Erlend (G.L.O.V.E.S. Remix) - Ted & Francis
Woo Boost - Rusko
Do It (The Rap Pack Remix) - Joker
Diesel Paint Job (LOL Boys Blend) - Dorrough Music & Sukh Knight
Beat In My Trunk - Mic Terror ft. Shala & Hollywood Holt
Superman High - R. Kelly ft. OJ Da Juiceman
Kids - Chiddy Bang
Die Slow - HEALTH
Electric Knockout (Jay Velar & King B Remix) - LL Cool J vs Justice
Let Love Rule (Justice Remix) - Lenny Kravitz
Teardrops (Womack & Womack Cover) - The XX
Reborn (Anoraak Remix) - FACT
The Reeling (Burns Remix) - Passion Pit
If I Was Wonderman - Hey Today!
Money’s Too Tight (To Mention) - Simply Red
Kilometer (Aeroplane ‘Italo 84′ Remix) - Sebastien Tellier
Lisztomania (Yuksek Remix) - Phoenix
I’m Going for Your Brother - Blank ft. Young Ivy
Phantom Part III (The Pragmatic Remix) - Justice
Monster (DCUP Remix) - X & Hell
Crysteena - Mille
He’s Behind You, He’s Got Swine Flu - The Streets
Dont Stop The Rock - Freestyle
The Girl And The Robot (Chateau Marmont Remix)    Royksopp
Stand Up For Me, Myself And I (Dub) - Don Diablo vs De La Soul
What You Need - Priors
For The Longest Time - iamxl

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Lords Of The Synth Podcast #118: Don’t Cry For Me Argentina
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Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People (The Golden Filter Remix)
DrtyBlu - Where Are You
Bag Raiders - Turbo love (Spruce Lee Remix)
Grizzy Bear - Two Weeks (Fred Falke Extended Remix)
Knightlife - Crusader
Airys - Vedo In Te (TITAN e un figo remix)
Jean Moustache - Never Fever
Play Paul & Daniel Dexter - Mostro 1
Dany Kay - My Feelings For You (Ph Electro mix)
Sneaky Sound System - It’s Not My Problem (Thin White Duke remix)
Hey today! - If I Was Wonderman (Van She Tech mix)
The Prodigy - Warrior’s Dance
Snob Scrilla - Spaceship
D.A.T - Politics Freak Me Out
Blamma! Blamma! - Only Friend
America - Horse With No Name (Todd Terje ‘Horse with no shame’ Edit)

Enough fooling around - it’s time to get serious. This thing’s full of so many little (and large [and loud]) gems it’s ridiculous. You’ll wish you’d been hit by a flying bear launched from horseback instead (seems even North Korea’s military funding’s affected by the global recession). This is how the West was won, and your speakers ruined. Enjoy…

STUART #117: May 2009

Wicked Wedding (DJ Schmolli Bmore Fix) - Billy Idol vs Chris Isaac
In For The Kill (Lifelike Remix) - La Roux
Second City (Norrit Remix) - Vyle
DREvolution 909 (DJ Motherfucking Edge & James Delay Mashup) - Daft Punk vs Dr. Dre
Runaway (Calling In Sick Remix) - Grum
Club Kid - UFTD ft. Adrian Lux
Walking On A Dream (Treasure Fingers Remix) - Empire Of The Sun
Girls Are Boys (Yeah! Woho! Rework) - Dance, Kill, Move
Mission Complete (Dolby Anol Remix) - Kap10kurt
Tell Me It’s Not Over (The Knocks ReFix) - Starsailor ft. Brandon Flowers & Flo Rida
I’m In Miami Bitch - LMFAO
Blame It (Boltan Remix) - Jamie Foxx
The Youths Need Bass - Jamtech Foundation
Sweet Whoomp - Tag Team vs Guns N Roses
Shove It (Grandtheft Remix) - Santogold ft. Spank Rock
Big Money Comin’ (Mat Cant Philly 2 Bmore Edit) - Crookers
Strange Enough (Designer Drugs Remix) - N.A.S.A. ft. Karen O, ODB & Fatlip
WARP - The Bloody Beetroots
Let Me Be Me (Jaymo Remix) - Audio Bullys
BanGer - AC Slater
Beautiful Fighters (MSTRKRFT Remix) - Ayumi Hamasaki
Boom Da (Crookers Remix) - Mixhell
Its A Pity (Lulu Rouge Bootleg) - Tanya Stephens
Die Tonight - Defend Moscow
Into The Galaxy (Haunts Remix) - Midnight Juggernauts
Get Digital (Ben Mono Remix) - Purple Crush ft. Leif
Give It Up (Weird Tapes Version) - Datarock
Dalton - Synthia
Casual Satisfaction (Flosstradamus Remix) - Totally Michael
Spaceman (Steve Aoki & The Bloody Beetroots Remix) - The Killers
A Milli (DJDT Remix) - Lil Wayne
Hold The Line - Major Lazer
Do The Criminal (Designer Drugs Punk Rock Remix) - Golden Girls
The End Of The World - Ghinzu

One day i hope to meet the right girl, court her like a gentleman, then ask her to marry me. I can only hope that when the special day finally comes, and all our friends and family are present - she steps out of the limousine looking *stunning*. I know it’s bad luck to see the bride in her wedding dress before the big day, but i reckon it would’ve been worth putting the kybosh on this number before taking on all the bad luck from seeing her out of her dress during the ceremony. Pfft… what do i care. I think it looks waaaaaay classy - and much like her gown, this podcast is bulging in all the right places with full funbags of awesome. Enjoy…

STUART #116: May 2009

Kinda Like A Big Deal - Clipse ft. Kanye West
The Fear (Duke Dumont Remix) - Lily Allen
Blame It On The Pharcyde (DJ Blast Mix) - Jamie Foxx & T-Pain
Hell On Earth - Mobb Deep
Too Late - Talib Kweli & Hi Tek ft. Res
New In Town (The Golden Filter Remix) - Little Boots
Frankie - 80kidz ft. The Shoes
WAR (The Emergency’s LOL Mix) - BMX
Hazel - Junior Boys
The Spitzer Group - DJ Koze
It’s The Beat (Siriusmo Remix) - Simian Mobile Disco
The Boy Does Nothing (Fred Falke Remix) - Alesha Dixon
Come Said The Boy - Mondo Rock
Talk To Me - Peaches
Something Good Can Work - Two Door Cinema Club
Pop Champagne (McFly Edit) - Ron Browz ft. Jim Jones & Juelz Santana
I Would Like You Better If We Slept Together - Amanda Blank
Dirty Dozen - Gomez Van Gomez
Nil By Mouth (Reprise) - Bag Raiders
WAR (Mr Mittens Remix) - BMX
4 Stereoids (Mr Oizo Remix) - Mr Oizo
Dance Dance Dance (Grandtheft Remix) - Lykke Li
Help I’m Alive (The Twelves Remix) - Metric
Merman - Pete Randy
Ego Head - Cougarettes
Go Home - Donnis
Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders
The Cult Of Romance (Combo Remix) - Fenech-Soler
Heartbreak Scorsese (’96 Bulls Remix) - Snob Scrilla
Killer Sexy Guy (The Twelves Remix) - Undershower
Stoopitfarleft (Kato Rejiggle) - Martin Brothers & Spank Rock
Headlights - X Wife
Disco Attack - FM Attack