First the A/C, then scissors, now planes.

And this isn’t the first time we’ve seen the pilot. We saw him back in The System 395: Why Pilots Wear Aviators.

Oh, and the new shirt! Have you checked it out yet? And if there’s other shirts based on stuff in the comic you’d like, let me know. I’m looking to get into the shirting biz.

He’s back! Kinda.

Did you buy this shirt yet? No, you didn’t. I know this because only two people have ordered it, and one is my mom. I did get asked about a few things, so here’s some quick notes. First off, it’ll be printed on Gildan Soft Style tees. Here’s the measurements I can find on those. Basically, soft like American Apparel without the tight fit (and premium price). Also, I don’t carry women’s sizes in stock, there hasn’t been enough call for them, but I’m happy to order them with a preorder. So if you’re a female person or need a gift for one, now is the time! Come on, look at that cat. Put him on your chest.

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Now available, a new shirt! It’s in preorder, so it’s cheaper now to get it than it will ever be ($15 plus shipping). The only catch is you have to wait until they’re printed, BUT it’s the only time I’ll carry women’s shirt sizes for just about forever. Check it out here or click the image blow:

In addition to the famous “Moore’s Law” of computing, did you ever think about the other Moores? Alan Moore, Roger Moore, and Michael Moore have their own laws. Or rather, they do now.

If you like this one, check out my other reference to Moore’s Law, Rosscott’s Law and The Inverse Law of Computing.

Oh, and expect moore of these soon.

What else used to be really hard not that long ago?

Also, I had an AMAZING time at ROFLcon, thanks to all who came out for the show! I’ll post more about it soon.

Or, since I’ll be at ROFLcon all weekend, here’s an alternate punchline!

If you’re going to be at ROFLcon, come check out our Super Art Fight show Friday night at 8:30 pm. More details on our SICK lineup of special guests is here, but needless to say the chance to have Caldwell, Rob, Axe Cop and a Wiener on stage is exciting!

Also, hello to all those who came over from Surviving the World! For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, I did a “guest lecture” over at STW today as well. Two comics! Wow! Here’s the first panel, you’ll have to click through the link for the rest:

I was brainstorming with my friend Amy, and we came up with a bunch more:

• People either think what you do is awesome or scratch their head and walk away
• Nobody expects to pay for it
• Involves lots of berating
• Nobody gets the dress code
• You always have to beat the client into submission

Also, I had to look up the plural of “dominatrix”. There’s two theories, and honestly the math minor in me wanted to go with “dominatricies” but this is the more colloquial answer.

Math jokes. Right?

This is based on the Mean Chocolate Chip Cookies I saw a while back, and thought about again when I was baking muffins yesterday.