In addition to the famous “Moore’s Law” of computing, did you ever think about the other Moores? Alan Moore, Roger Moore, and Michael Moore have their own laws. Or rather, they do now.

If you like this one, check out my other reference to Moore’s Law, Rosscott’s Law and The Inverse Law of Computing.

Oh, and expect moore of these soon.

What else used to be really hard not that long ago?

Also, I had an AMAZING time at ROFLcon, thanks to all who came out for the show! I’ll post more about it soon.

Or, since I’ll be at ROFLcon all weekend, here’s an alternate punchline!

If you’re going to be at ROFLcon, come check out our Super Art Fight show Friday night at 8:30 pm. More details on our SICK lineup of special guests is here, but needless to say the chance to have Caldwell, Rob, Axe Cop and a Wiener on stage is exciting!

Also, hello to all those who came over from Surviving the World! For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, I did a “guest lecture” over at STW today as well. Two comics! Wow! Here’s the first panel, you’ll have to click through the link for the rest:

I was brainstorming with my friend Amy, and we came up with a bunch more:

• People either think what you do is awesome or scratch their head and walk away
• Nobody expects to pay for it
• Involves lots of berating
• Nobody gets the dress code
• You always have to beat the client into submission

Also, I had to look up the plural of “dominatrix”. There’s two theories, and honestly the math minor in me wanted to go with “dominatricies” but this is the more colloquial answer.

Math jokes. Right?

This is based on the Mean Chocolate Chip Cookies I saw a while back, and thought about again when I was baking muffins yesterday.

Go outside.

Or if there aren’t any designated locations, anything secure will do.

Anyone catch the callback to “Wobbly”?

Things are happening! I’ve got the HTML / CSS / Javascript almost built out, and the joyous thing? It’s going to have MORE FEATURES than before!

• Controls on the left that scroll with you
• Lots of awesome CSS3 powering it for less images, smoother transitions, etc.
• MEDIA QUERIES. This probably doesn’t mean much to most of you, but here’s the skinny: The site will be built to know how wide the browser is, and update the design accordingly to better fit the space. It’s in progress now, and if you load the examples below you’ll see what I’m talking about. For now, it just kinda breaks when shrunk, but you can see a little about what’s going to happen. And it’s gonna be great!

• New Homepage
• New “Single News Post” Page
• New “Single Comic Post” Page

By the way, I know it’s broken in a lot of places (mostly with the media queries, aka when the browser is set to smaller than 950px wide). It’s still in progress, but I’m too excited about it NOT to share it. Stay tuned!

To be honest, I’m not sure why more sites aren’t doing this kinda stuff. I can only assume it’s because most webcomic people are a) poor and b) not web designers themselves. Still, lately I’ve seen a few inklings of the ideas I mentioned back in this post coming to fruition. Largely in the shape of Dueling Analogs’ new site (persistent elements! Oooh!), and also somewhat in PVP’s new site. Also, I have to give credit to BoingBoing, who just put in infinite-scroll on all their index pages, which is how my site will work as well.

And, in case you’re wondering, yes. I’m for hire to redesign your site, as soon as I’m done with my own. Shoot an email to systemcomic at gmail dot-com if you want to start talking.

Police Guy is back again.