Sometimes tactless, sometimes funny, always comics. http://tactless.inkwellian.com/ 2011-08-20T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/battleship-the-movie 2011-08-20T00:00:00-05:00 2011-08-20T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/110820-battleship-the-movie.jpg" alt="17 - Battleship, The Movie"/> </p> <p>Battleship &#8220;The Movie.&#8221; Really?</p> <p>Wow, and I thought <a href='/comics/sequel-mashups'>mashups</a> were bad.</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/harry-potter-19-years-later 2011-08-01T00:00:00-05:00 2011-08-01T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/110801-harry-potter.jpg" alt="16 - Harry Potter, 19 Years Later"/> </p> <p>This would have been a more natural ending for the Harry Potter movies. Don&#8217;cha think?</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/lord-of-his-domain 2011-07-18T00:00:00-05:00 2011-07-18T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/110718-lord-of-his-domain.jpg" alt="15 - Lord Of His Domain"/> </p> <p>Anakin really couldn&#8217;t catch a break could he?</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/rechargeable-batteries 2010-10-04T00:00:00-05:00 2010-10-04T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/101004-rechargeable-batteries.jpg" alt="14 - Rechargeable Batteries"/> </p> <p>It turns out there <em>are</em> upsides to being <a href='/comics/the-blanka-blues'>Blanka</a>.</p> <p>This strip is actually comprised of four separate sketches I did, <a href='/media/blog/blanka-strip.jpg'>check it out</a>:</p> <a href='/media/blog/blanka-strip.jpg'><img src='http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/blog/blanka-strip.jpg' /></a> <p>If you&#8217;re interested in buying one, or all of the original panels&#8230; Just email me at matt at zoodotcom.com Thanks!</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/sequel-mashups 2010-08-05T00:00:00-05:00 2010-08-05T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/100805-sequel-mashups.jpg" alt="13 - Sequel Mashups"/> </p> <p>&#8220;Aliens vs. Predators&#8221; was nothing! Just wait until Hollywood goes full throttle with sequel mashups.</p> <p>I mean, imagine the elevator pitches!</p> <p>&#8220;It&#8217;s, like, Rambo 5, but we introduce the Care Bears!&#8221;</p> <p>Or how about &#8220;Mary Poppins 2: Saving Private Poppins&#8221;</p> <p>What do you think? What&#8217;d be your favorite Sequel Mashup&#8482;?</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/in-stores,-never 2010-08-03T00:00:00-05:00 2010-08-03T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/100803-in-stores,-never.jpg" alt="12 - In Stores, Never"/> </p> <p>Finally, we&#8217;ve reversed engineered that old VooDoo magic! Literally.</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/the-blanka-blues 2010-07-30T00:00:00-05:00 2010-07-30T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/100730-the-blanka-blues.jpg" alt="11 - The Blanka Blues"/> </p> <p>Oh man, what a bummer. Blanka must lose more electronic equipment that way. No wonder he always seems so mad.</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/limey-disease 2010-07-21T00:00:00-05:00 2010-07-21T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/100721-limey-disease.jpg" alt="10 - Limey Disease"/> </p> <p>Man, that Limey Disease is no laughing matter. I caught it once! Turns out, a good case of scurvy clears it right up.</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/goodbye-puppy 2010-07-19T00:00:00-05:00 2010-07-19T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/100719-goodbye-puppy.jpg" alt="9 - Goodbye Puppy"/> </p> <p>Aw, poor Puppy. His only friend is a little storm cloud and that darn Kitty gets all the attention (and <a href='http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/7.12/cute.html'>grosses 1 billion a year</a>, to boot)!</p> <p>What&#8217;s a pup to do?</p> http://tactless.inkwellian.com/comics/touche 2010-07-16T00:00:00-05:00 2010-07-16T00:00:00-05:00 Matt McCray <p><img src="http://tactless.inkwellian.com/media/comics/100716-touche.jpg" alt="8 - Touche"/> </p> <p>(Cue rimshot)</p>