talkfoolery

Ep. 50: The 50-Week Itch

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:00:06 PST

In this, our 50th episode, Corey has become quite the philanthropist, Iris doesn’t know her talkfoolery history, and poor customer service gets under our skin.

toon•fool•ery 5: Franklin the Turtle

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:49:15 PST

Corey recounts playing Franklin the Turtle for his Junior High book fair, with traumatic results.
(clip from Ep. 32: But don’t take MY word for it)

Ep. 49: A little bulimia before bed

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:25:39 PST

Iris masks a hangover like a pro, Corey has a hot bucket list and we both get in touch with our country roots.

Ep. 48: Missy Elliott found not dead in her Malibu home

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:22:00 PST

This week, Corey appears to be a bookworm, Iris resembles a supporting actress, and we berate groundhogs.

Ep. 47: Penis de resistance

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:06 PST

Iris pre-plans for her pre-mid-life crisis, Corey is promoted to Line Ombudsmen, and we give each other new names.

Ep. 46: I drank my waterbed dry!

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:06 PST

Corey bemoans the facial hair craze, Iris gets addicted to male prostitution, and we discuss school-age skin afflictions.

Ep. 45: Soy green tea latte no foam no syrup

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 PST

Iris loves a ball cutter, Corey gets harassed by snail mail, and we go for Fast Money! (Good Answer! Good Answer!)

Ep. 44: Facebook Culling: The genocide of a new generation

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:06 PST

Corey gets irked by cheapskates, Iris continues her obsession with the Great Leader, and we pontificate on how we’d handle knowing the future.

Ep. 43: All I want for Christmas is my Hep B shot

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:06:00 PST

Iris learns she’s a Splashonista, Corey lives large on Boxing Day, and we provide free geography lessons.

Ep. 42: Jingle bells on Santa's sack

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 07:50:17 PST

‘Tis the season for foolery, as Corey is almost outed as Santa, Iris questions the legitimacy of buzz-worthy holidays, and we bring you tidings of offensive joy.

Ep. 41: Let's make it all for one

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:18:00 PST

Corey familiarizes himself with the habits of stoners, Iris recalls being bitch-slapped by a Times reporter, and we do it all for love.

Ep. 40: Does anyone here have any communicable diseases?

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 00:00:05 PST

Bus adventures take a turn for the weird as Iris witnesses mouthwash chugging, Corey watches a driver get personal, and we discuss pity tipping.

Ep. 39: Honouring the work of Papanicolaou

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:01:06 PST

Corey shares the perfect egg nog recipe, Iris reveals the worst Christmas party ever, and we drastically increase the intellect when Dr. Daryl Wile of Wile Cup fame joins us.

Ep. 38: I put on these XBox pants to get a handy

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 01:05:00 PST

Iris is a sheep of mixed race, Corey spreads a dirty hiding technique, and we review the modern dress code.

Ep. 37: noisesandgrunts@gmail.com

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:24:00 PST

Corey continues his campaign for skunk awareness, Iris gets all municipal, and we discuss health consequences of having sex with animals.

Ep. 36: It's like leaving a trail of crumbs... rape crumbs

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:08:00 PST

Iris gets very cross with social media and it’s posers, Corey outlines a light bulb’s replacement timeline, and we present our most masturbatey episode to date.

Ep. 35: Oh, that Patrick Swayze can spin my clay wheel anytime!

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 00:01:05 PST

Corey pinpoints why he isn’t an actor, Iris hangs up, and we question Tim Hortons’ service list.

Ep. 34: Accident-free since Corey

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:00:00 PDT

Iris breaks her cone of silence, Corey recalls being policed by the police and things get Paul-itical with Iris’ best dood, Smelly Paul.

Ep. 33: Would they just call it a "cow poke?"

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:00:00 PDT

Corey learns to drive stick, Iris admits to being one of Wiebo’s wenches, and we welcome Ron Atcheson, a lover of the laminate.

Ep. 32: But don't take MY word for it

talkfoolery@gmail.com (Talk Foolery) (Corey Fischer and Iris Dias) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:05 PDT

Corey reveals how he traumatized a youngster, Iris has the solution for peace in the Middle East, and we debate the uniqueness of baseball.