Talking Donkeys Podcast

Episode 35: A Bad Billboard and a Rabid Rabbit

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 23:01:01 PDT

After Pastor Chris breaks into a church and steals recording equipment, the donkeys kick off another podcast. First, we call out the American Atheists on their own intellectually-superior turf, then it's the return of the random topic lightning round, including Jimmy Carter's lust for rabbit blood.

Episode 34: Best and Worst of Worship

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:17:05 PDT

This week, we got some end of the world updates, plus a look at a list of the best and worst worship songs. This episode is sure to spin you right round.

Episode 33: Margaritas and Lightning

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 20:59:59 PST

This week, the donkeys debut an important new segment we call "Leap of Faith", mining Pop Culture for hidden meaning. Plus, some election talk and our first lightning topic round. All crammed into half an hour! How do we do it?

If you'd like to follow along with this week's Leap of Faith topic, watch here.

Episode 32: Civil Service or Bad Pauly Shore Movie?

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:45:32 PST

This week's episode heralds the long-awaited return of Sundown Anger! Plus Wikipedia pulls out another reason to talk about the Torah, and ask the question, "Does God have an ego?"

Episode 31: Do We Really Need a Verse Against Necrophilia?

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:39:16 PST

Before this week's random controversial topic, we burro into the headlines where government's been poking its big head into religion, then wonder why a "last kiss" isn't enough for some freaky folks.

Episode 30: Ouijust Gotta Talk About Fetishism

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:52:38 PST

One Donkey gets a dictionary lesson this week, maybe his mind was in the gutter, but this ain't the type of fetish he was thinking of.

Turn in your Bibles if you will to I Samuel 28 where Israel's first king learns not to dial up a prophet from the dead. He could get grumpy.

Episode 29: Pink Ribbons and Drugs to Save Your Donkey

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:33:15 PST

The donkeys bray this week about the Komen controversy before our random topic generator tells us to talk about drug companies. "Execution" by Grammatrain finishes off this controversial episode with some rather graphic lyrics.

Turn in your Bibles if you will to Mark chapter 4, verse 1...

Episode 28: The Sermon Code Orange Killed

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:52:46 PST

This week, the donkeys play DJ, letting Matt Chandler's sermon do the talking. This was cut out of the re-broadcast of that night's Code Orange Revival service and put back online only after a Twitter uproar. Also stay tuned in for one of the most overlooked but awesome rock songs of the late 80's.

If you'd rather watch and/or skip our Donkey Discourse, here's the video:

Episode 27: Steal This Podcast!

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:23:32 PST

This week, the donkeys dispense their take on SOPA/PIPA, answer some voicemail, and as usual, make asses of themselves. So download all you want, they'll make more.

Episode 26: What's So Controversial About Domestic Violence?

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:38:52 PST

This week's random controversial topic makes us wonder if Wikipedia beats his wife. Plus, Pastor Chris' cursed car and John tells a hit-and-run story that hopefully has outlasted the statute of limitations.

Episode 25: Fat King, Fat Actress

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 22:50:41 PST

We trot into 2012 with some caucus talk, movie mayhem, and the random controversial topic has something to do with this.

Episode 24: Our Second Christmass Show!

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:32:56 PST

Merry Christmass once again from the Talking Donkeys. This is the only podcast out there that can claim to feature plenty of Old Testament prophecy and a "That's what she said" joke. Plus, we even get into some in-depth Chanukah talk! Download today for some festive holiday fun.

Episode 23: The Right to Bear Asses

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:00:07 PST

No, this isn't a show on public mooning. We're talking about guns this time, and what the Bible has to say about them. And no, as much as Charlton Heston might have liked them to, the Israelites did not have snipers perched on top of Mount Sinai with a thirty-aught-six taking out Philistines.

Episode 22: Roses are Red, Asses are...Green?

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:48:08 PDT

Some thoughts on the environment and a word from John Denver.

Episode 21: Asses at the End of the World

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:21:07 PDT

It's a very special (almost) live episode, as the asses count down to the end of the world by reading some apocalyptic verses from Revelation. Just watch out for that green donkey of pestilence!

Episode 20: Donkeys For Sale

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 17:33:05 PDT

It's all about the Benjamins on this installment of the Talking Donkeys Podcast, and no, we're not talking about Israel's son. Is greed good? Should churches preach about money? Is Pastor Chris a supposed expert or a resident one? Find out in this week's episode.

Episode 19: Youth In Asia

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 07:55:24 PDT

Pat Robertson's curb-kicking advice kicks off a talk about Alzheimer's, getting old, and Glen Campbell. (We promise this episode is not as depressing as it sounds!)

Episode 18: Flogging the Donkey

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 22:09:28 PDT

That's right, you asked for it, so don't say we didn't warn you. The episode banned in 23 states and two territories is finally here....

Episode 17: Evolutionary War

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 21:17:02 PDT

The Donkeys take a cue from 80's Marvel comics on this week's title, tackling the debate over evolution. Not to mention some "sax rock" (not to be confused with sex rock) Plus, the return of Sundown Anger!

Episode 16: Sure, we can handle the truth...

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 20:46:26 PDT

This episode, the donkeys get back to The Book, looking for answers, even if Col. Jessup disapproves. Plus, our first voicemail, and...crickets invade the studio....

Episode 15: Bringing Up Foals (Hopefully not Fools)

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:54:52 PDT

In this episode the asses discuss the frightful world of parenting, while admitting that their wives are the real experts. Plus some culture talk (What were the 00's all about anyway?), and some epic parenting from Heathcliff Huxtable.

Episode 14: An Ass By Any Other Name...

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 19:45:47 PDT

The Donkeys examine some potty talk this time, so careful with this one around little ears (It's not that bad, but still... :)
We also read our first feedback mail and wonder why CVS Pharmacy keeps calling the Asinine Hotline.

Episode 13: A Time To Kill?

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 21:28:54 PDT

John's on vacation for a week, so we're releasing an episode from last month that we just finished editing. Skype audio problems are still abundant here, but hopefully the levels are listenable. We'll return next week with a new recording setup and our first mailbag!

Episode 12: Brays About Gays

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 03:58:07 PDT

This episode, the donkeys tackle gaydom and what the Bible says about it. Tracy Morgan's kid-stabbing starts us off with a lisp, and then we examine what kind of Christian response is the most truthful.

Episode 11: Roe-ing And Wading

talkinddonkeyspodcast@gmail.com (John McConda and Chris Schwab) — Sat, 28 May 2011 11:19:12 PDT

The asses are up for some controversial topics, and this week they come kicking into the abortion debate. Also, living in a post-rapture world according to Harold Camping, and a slight smidgen of some sundown anger.