TamilNet would like to bring to the attention of our devout readers, the pure-bred peoples of Eelam (greater, lower, actual, global and virtual) and most importantly the association of European origin white masters (i.e. the “international community” who love to stick their fingers into issues not concerning them) one of the hidden GENOCIDES™ perpetrated by the Government of Sorry Lanka, a crime which has remained unspoken of for far too long: HOMOPHOBIA.

While other crimes of the Sinhaloids have been well documented by the international community, including but not limited to:

• The never ended GENOCIDE™ of the Tamil people: culturally, structurally, financially, genetically, cosmetically and astronomically
• denying land and police powers to Tamils
• Allowing Sinhala encroachment and contamination of said Tamil lands by various triumphantalistic holiday tour groups
• carrying out a war on THE TRUTH®
• carrying out a war on journalists dedicated to THE TRUTH®, such as those working hard at Sirasa TV, Sunday Leader
• carrying out a war on punakku outlets
• carrying out a war on pornography and porn sites
• giving the finger to our white masters
• entertaining Chinky people of the People’s Republic of China – well known Tamil haters
• playing hardball with India – also filled with Tamil haters
• promising the 13^th amendment but not fulfilling it

It is saddening to note that the greatest crime of them all has been the secret war on homosexuality which also coalesces into the ongoing pogrom of Tamil GENOCIDE™.  According to homosexual circles, the fact little attention has been given to this crime is much like the situation facing white van abduction victims. Sufferers of this crime are too afraid to speak out, even when they abduct themselves to the safety of Western countries and the social benefit gravy train.

Homosexuality is one of the pillars of Tamil Eelam and it is a long-running cultural tradition of Eelamists, originating from the time the first Eelamish species crawled out of a gutter in Madras (genus: Homodravidian Tamulius) in the 1880s. Sinhalams, who are the very anti-thesis of We Thamizh, naturally engorged themselves with deep seated sentiments of homophobia due to their equally deep seated hatred of We Thamizh that eventually led to GENOCIDAL™ proportions.

Thus it is not surprising that the current Sinhaloid Government composed of the most vicious of the vicious village godayas from Ruhunam lead by war criminal Rajakuksya (a self-confessed ultraorthodox godaya) has engaged in ultra-homophobic policies which has had no bounds. Targeting not just Tamils, but like-minded gay and lesbian Sinhaloids from Colombo going so deep as to even punish paedophilia (another past time shared between the Colombo sinhaloids and Tamils) SHOCKINGLY  involving the arrest and expulsion of many a white master “tourist” too.

A report by our special correspondent- The Universal Tamil (TUT)

Speaking to his devout followers within and out of Sorry Lanka, the Reverend Bishop Rayappu welcomed the second coming of TamilNet as a rapturous event at the start of the year.

The true man of the frock heralded 2012 as the year of new beginning and hope for the world’s stateless. He boasted that the ability of the world’s first, foremost and primary online TRUTH® portal to beat the vicious cyber GENOCIDE™ of the Sinhaloid Government (one of many forms of relentless GENOCIDES™ practised by the Sinhaloids) is a heartening moment for all proud Tamilians and like-minded punnaku outlets. It shows that not just Eelam, but the LTTE itself, can also be resurrected in a similar manner and that the Rajafuksya junta can be thwarted.

Further addressing his congregation at the Church of Miller he told the loyal citizens of Eelam, who were not so fortunate as their brethren elsewhere to catch a boat ride or plane trip to the land of their white masters, to no longer fear their entrapment in Sinhalaistan,

“for there are now ominous signs that the good Lord Prabha with his 40,000 warriors is looking down from Eelam in the sky ready to bring us our pure homOland soon. Just as he brought us back our beloved TamilNet from cyber oblivion, it is merely a matter for our people to Wait And See™ for Eelam and the child brigades to be returned to us.”

He encouraged more credit cards scams, visa rackets and petrol station robberies plus social benefit fraud to fill the LTTEs coffers as done brilliantly before the final war back in 2002-2006 when preparing for said final war.

“We shall bring promise and fulfillment to the rallying calls of our proud youth who screeched from the roof tops, yelled from the streets, beat their chests from the dole queues and defecated on the lawns and sidewalks while ecstatically telling all how rivers of Sinhala blood shall drench the island and cleanse it anew, making the soil rich and pure for a bright new Tamil future at their gatherings, charity events and rallies held throughout the West from Toronto to London to Paris to Oslo to Sydney, back when times were good with the final war upon us; a rallying call that truly brought fear into the souls of those treacherous lazy Sinhaloids! Denial of this to us by the Sinhaloids is a deep injustice where from Geneva to New York we shall seek redress and vengeance”,

the good Bishop proclaimed in evangelical ecstasy.

We here at Tamilnet are proud to be back despite the machinations of the Sinhaloids and we echo the good Bishop’s words, for indeed it was a biblical struggle in the cyber-wilderness but one in which we have succeeded. So can Eelam. So can you.

A report by Dr. Watson Ponnapillai and the TamilNet editorial staff

Recently the UNP working committee has issued a press release denying vicious rumours of the existence of a deep and irreparable rift within the party.

Certain Sinhaloid media outlets reported a state of disturbance in Sirikotha after Ponil won yet another (internal) election within the UNP to remain as party leader, defeating Karu Jayasuriya by 48 votes. However, the UNP has unequivocally denied that their headquarters was attacked by a mob of frustrated pro-reformist UNP supporters who want fresh faces in the party leadership.

“We flatly deny those nonsensical media reports which said there was a disturbance in Sirikotha earlier this week”, said the press release. “On the contrary, every single UNP supporter in the country is very happy with Ponil’s leadership, as demonstrated by him being party leader since 1994. Those reports of a disturbance are completely fabricated. If there was a riot, it was obviously caused by SLFP supporters because they’re a vulgar, uneducated and rowdy lot!”

Going further into the state of unity within the party, the press release said that the UNP has never been more united.

“There is complete and 100% total unity within the UNP”, they said, “As anyone can see, we are all working together to keep Mahinda Rajapakse in power for as long as humanly possible!”

Celebrated movie director and leader of the totally non-racist Naam Thamizhar Iyakkam (We Thamizh Movement), Sebastian Seeman, has been most rudely kicked out of New York airport on health grounds.

Immigration officers at JFK airport in New York stated that Seeman was deported due to health reasons. “We received reports from an incoming passenger aircraft about something smelling extremely foul and stateless aboard. We scrambled fighter jets to escort the aircraft concerned and carried out a thorough investigation for biohazards upon its landing.

This resulted in one passenger from Chennai being taken in for questioning, a much needed shower and a vigorous rubber glove session. Several other passengers also had to be taken to hospital for inhaling toxic fumes”, stated an immigration official who was still wearing a gas mask and hazmat suit.

TamilNet would like to clarify that the official reason given by our American white masters for denying him entry is because he has LTTE links. Tamil political circles reject this entirely because the LTTE is a glorious liberation movement that would never even hurt a fly.

This is also not the first time Seeman has been emitted from the lands of our white masters. Two years ago, Seeman was inhospitably spurted out of Canada for being too stinky. Tamil political triangles surmise that Seeman still has not taken a shower since and that is becoming a major hindrance to his travel arrangements.

Representatives of the peace-loving French and Norwegian factions of the invincible® LTTE have had a cordial exchange of gifts to mark the upcoming Maveerar Naal and Christmas festive season.

This amicable transaction was carried out on the front steps of the Tamil Coordinating Committee’s office in Paris. Leader of the TCC, Nadarajah Matheenthiran alias Parithy aka Regan, was just about to leave for a romantic night on the Champs-Élysées with his two buff bodyguards when their evening stroll was suddenly interrupted by six fellow Tamils.

Those fine gents had come all the way from Oslo just to give Matheenthiran a very friendly Christmas gift in the form of a jolly good bashing. They were so generous that even his two bodyguards received a generous portion of the gifts. After this warm little episode, the humble We Thamizh from Norway followed their own trail of thalathel fumes back to Oslo.

Matheethiran is from the Nediyavan faction (whose leader Nediyavan is currently singing well in a Norwegian jail cell, in anticipation of being extradited to Sri Lanka to take part in Eelam Idol 2012) while the gangstas from Oslo are from the Vinayagam faction.

Speaking about this incident to TamilNet’s geo-political analyst for the Arctic Circle, Vinayagam denied any long-standing rift between the two factions for the diASSpora’s toilet-cleaning remittances and said, “Oh this was conducted within a totally friendly atmosphere! My boys didn’t even ask him for anything in return, only to give me overall financial control of the donations given to us by our ever loving diASSpora, and also to let me organize the Pongu Thamizh in Europe. There is no impending intra-LTTE diASSpora war at all! HEE HAW!”

NATO has decided to send its fighter jets on bombing runs against strategic targets in the United States of America to support the growing Occupy Wall Street rebel movement against the oppressive American authorities.

“We have decided to commence bombing runs in New York, Washington DC and other major American cities. Our jets will target major government infrastructure and military assets”, NATO spokesman Colonel Roland Lavoie told reporters at a press conference.

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While stopping short of putting troops on the ground, these air strikes will aid the rebels who are fighting hard to get their voices heard amidst brutal government suppression. Western news networks (aka the free media®) largely ignored the protests until well into their third week. Facebook keeps frantically deleting fan pages, photos and videos about it and Twitter has blocked #OccupyWallStreet from its trending lists. Such are the highly democratic values of The Land of the Free™!

In fact, the free media® blackout of Occupy Wall Street is such that even Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama initially mistook the movement for a pro-democracy struggle in the Middle East and told reporters,

“Yes, I will ensure that these rebels get our fullest support for their noble cause.I have instructed my freedom-loving military to explore all possible paths to affect a regime change in this country and show them the wonders of American-flavoured democracy.”

Immediately afterwards, a panic-stricken Hillary Clinton whispered to him that this was actually taking place on the streets of the United States and that those ‘rebels’ were in fact terrorists hell-bent on anarchy against the sacred American corporatocracy, much to Obama’s surprise.

Starting as a small student protest in New York City, it has grown into a popular movement that has spread to most major cities of the USA and even Canada, much to the chagrin of the White House. Sources close to Wall Street revealed that a similar movement will start in the UK shortly. Unrest is threatening to put a stop to the seven-figure pay packets of corporate executives and the police have stepped in with 100% non-brutal tactics to stop such a catastrophe from befalling their paymasters.

However, the imminent NATO action might put an end to their attempts. The Occupy Wall Street rebels hope to set up a National Transitional Council in the wake of a successful regime change, but there seems no end in sight to the civil unrest in the USA.

Australia’s ruling Labor party and the opposition Liberals have shockingly voted together and downed a motion to suspend GENOCIDAL™ Sri Lanka from the Stolenwealth Commonwealth.

This much-needed motion was brought forward by Mrs. Lee Rhiannon, a totally neutral Greens senator and famed muff-diver in Sydney’s fabulous Oxford Street circuit. Earlier, Senator Rhiannon had convened a closed door round table discussion to beg her fellow white masters to carry out a WAR CRIMES® tribunal on Sri Lanka.

Participants in this 100% unbiased discussion included the spokeswoman for the Australian Tamil Congress, Sam Pari, white master Gordon Weiss (who is trying very hard to sell his book t no one has noticed is in print) and a few other friends of Eelam.

In fact, only the nine Greens senators even voted in favour of the motion while everyone else in the Senate rejected it. A landslide of such embarrassing proportions could only have been orchestrated by the Sinhaloids. Tamil political circles suspect the new Sri Lankan High Commissioner to Australia, Admiral Thisara Samarasinghe, along with certain Sinhaloid lobby groups, to have a hand behind this apparent Senate jilmart©. Representatives from the Transsexual Government of Tamil Eelam are busy ringing up our 2000 international friends and allies to express our outrage at the result and call for international sanctions on Australia.

The fact that the Greens are vital partners of the Labor party’s shaky government is another cause of concern, since Labor still voted against the Greens’ perfectly sensible motion to suspend Sri Lanka from the Stolenwealth Commonwealth of nations. On the bright side, the Greens and the stateless LTTE lobby in Australia deserve to be congratulated for getting the Labor and Liberal parties to finally agree on something.

These two parties usually can’t even agree on what to have for lunch at parliamentary recess, so to get them to unite on none other than our own Eelam issue is a fabulous achievement indeed by the Greens and We Thamizh, further highlighting Tamil ingenuity.

In an obviously doctored poll by the Gallup Organization, more than 90% of Sri Lankans approve of the evil Sinhala Overlord Mahinda Rajapakse.

Given the absolutely wretched state of the Sri Lankan economy and the impending glorious victory of Eelam, there is no doubt that the Sinhala Overlord has managed to somehow carry out a Computer Jilmart© of the Gallup Poll to convince them that the Sri Lankan people almost unanimously support him.

Alarmingly, you can see that he has had soaring approval ratings since 2008. This is another sign that all is not well with this Gallup Poll, because the only one who can command such super-high ratings from his people over such a long period of time is not even a man, but a god, a Sun God, our very own Thalaivar! That a mere mortal like the Sinhala Overlord could even dream of emulating our Nai Thevan is pure blasphemy. In fact, it amounts to RELIGIOUS GENOCIDE™ of Tamils.

Tamil political circles, squares and rectangles urge the Gallup Organization to urgently carry out a fresh poll among Sri Lankans to more accurately reflect the real situation. With this in mind, they are encouraged to poll Sri Lankans in places such as Sirikotha, Barefoot and Welikada Prison for best results.

Cabinet minister and reincarnation of Dutugemunu, Dr. Mervyn Silva, has committed an outrageous act of CULTURAL GENOCIDE™ at the Shri Bhadra Kali Amma kovil in Munneswaram.

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The much loved minister brazenly invaded the hallowed Tamil Only™ precincts of the kovil and forcibly took away hundreds of cows, goats and chickens. These animals had the privilege of having been chosen to be sacrificed on the altar of the goddess Kali, in what is a highly civilized and completely non-barbaric pagan religious activity.

Animal sacrifice, though prohibited by Swami Vivekananda, is a vital tradition of We Thamizh spirituality. Thalaivar himself, though not a Hindu, was so spiritual that he used to perform several poojas before each battle with the Sinhaloid army. In the end, he was carrying out so many poojas that he didn’t even have time to fight those pesky Sinhaoid soldiers knocking on his bunker. That none of the 330 million gods he was praying to even raised a finger to save the Sun God can be explained by the obvious fact that they were all deeply engrossed in listening to his fervent prayers for salvation and trying to agree on a plan to grant him deliverance.

Human rights groups and Tamil political circles are extremely alarmed at this development. The fact that the Chillaw Additional District Judge also ordered a suspension of this much needed sacrifice points to a concerted effort by Sinhaloid authorities to perpetrate more GENOCIDE™ in the Traditional Tamil Homeland©.

Minister Silva also won himself some new Sinhaloid fans with this act of GENOCIDE™.  Tamil political rectangles query as to why these Sinhala Buddhist chauvinists© are so worried about a few goats and chickens while having no qualms in Ethnically Cleansing© whole regiments of 100% innocent We Thamizh. The fact that those animals will never become suicide bombers, unlike certain terrorists rebels civilians, may go a long way towards explaining that.

The Canadian branch of the Tamil Youth Organization (TYO) has hosted the inaugural Ki’liththaddu tournament in the land of our favourite white masters.

Ki’liththaddu is recognized around the world as one of the national sports of Tamil Eelam. This gives Ki’liththaddu the unique distinction of being the only game which is globally recognized as the national sport of a country whose existence itself is not recognized by anybody.

Members of many We Thamizh teams from all over Canada took a day off their regular toilet cleaning jobs to converge on Toronto for the tournament and vie for the Tamil Eelam Heritage Trophy. The tournament was organized by the TYO to promote and preserve We Thamizh identity, and therefore the trophy featured a parrot brandishing a glorious toilet scrub. A parrot was chosen because they are well known for their free-thinking behaviour, similar to We Thamizh all over the world who worshipped one man as our one true Sun God and parroted his punakku without question.

“The tournament brought hundreds of wannabe gangsta refugee youth who have never played the game together to learn something that is part of Eelam’s identity. Through this tournament we have taught and educated our youth a small piece of our totally non-imaginary heritage”, said Priyanth Nallaratnam, one of the youth organizers.

In keeping with Tamil Eelam rules, the game was played under the Thalaivar Wins principle. The team names also reflected Eelamish culture:

• Marathon Runners Forever
• Tactical Withdrawal Syndrome
• Ditch Diggers United
• Eelam 69ers
• Credit Card Caretakers
• Toilet Brushtips
• Blue Ammudeys
• Stateless Refugees Union
• Seeman Stains
• Wailing Beggars Confederation
• Cyanide Chain
• Miller Boom Boom
• Child Soldier Enthusiasts
• Human Shield Pushers
• KP and the Millionaires
• Adele and the Billionaires

The event was generously sponsored by Human Smugglers (Pvt) Ltd (Canadian branch) and it was a great success. In keeping with true Tamil culture, the teams were strictly divided into several groups according to caste, with the highest caste Vellalah teams being given top ranking, while the other castes were put in other groups far far away from the superior tobacco pluckers. The Eelam 69ers emerged champions for being the highest caste team playing the best game.

Organizers are planning on expanding the event next year to include more national games of Tamil Eelam such as ditch digging, marathon running, tactically withdrawing, commode scrubbing, cyanide munching and a host of others.

“Preserving our identity is extremely important”, the victorious team leader of Eelam 69ers said to TamilNet. “We appreciate and encourage initiatives like Ki’liththaddu to cherish our GENOCIDED™ identity. It is great that we have a platform to let our Canadian white masters know that we will always be Canadians of convenience, always taking advantage of their liberal welfare payments while hoping to return to Eelam one fine day when it is achieved very Soon™. Hee haw.”