Tasty Booze

Train Almost Runs Over Drunk Woman

Baba Ganoush — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:38 +0000

On Friday in Boston, a 26-year-old woman was drunk and smoking while waiting for the train, when she looked down the tunnel, lost her balance and fell onto the subway tracks. It looks as though she passes out or just takes a quick nap when she falls on the tracks. Luckily, the crowd waiting for the train is able to flag it down and stop it just in time. Being drunk and public transportation is never a good mix.

My Favorite Local Establishment

J Diggles — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:00:29 +0000

Suddenly men are flocking to get their nails done.

The Hottest Cheerleaders in College Basketball

Baba Ganoush — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:31 +0000

Sure, the college football season is heating up for the stretch run… but we all know it’s going to be Florida vs. Texas in the BCS Championship, so we should just go ahead and fast forward two months and just watch them play. Now, the real excitement is that college basketball will soon be center stage. Pre-season tournaments start in the next couple of weeks and non-conference schedules will keep us entertained through the rest of the calendar year.

Also keeping us entertained will be the cheerleaders at said basketball games. The Bleacher Report has put together a top 25 ranking of the Hottest Cheerleaders in College Basketball. Unfortunately, the list is not image-heavy, but it’s a good start. There might be a little bias to the West coast (for once), as three of the top four cheerleading squads come from the Pac-10. I can’t complain, since those are the schools I watch play the most!

For the whole list, check out The Bleacher Report.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pole Dancing On TV

Baba Ganoush — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:27 +0000

I don’t watch “The Ghost Whisperer”, but if Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be playing a stripper on the show more often, I will have to start tuning in. Luckily YouTube has managed to capture the best minute in the entire show’s history and make it available online. People have been giving JLH a hard time about her weight recently, but she’s looking pretty good in this clip.

Katy Perry Might Be Naked

Baba Ganoush — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:15:54 +0000

Thumbnail images get me every time. This image above specifically, I though Katy Perry might be naked when seeing this as a thumbnail-sized image. But at normal size, Katy Perry is obviously just wearing a ridiculous flesh-colored top lined with fake diamonds. I feel like I’m doing people a favor by posting this at a normal size, and keeping guys less (or maybe more) sexually frustrated. This was just one of many outfits that Perry wore as host of the European MTV Music Awards last week. If you would like to see move of those images, check out The Superficial.

Floridians Are Crazy #57

Mitch Martin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:23 +0000

God, the Floridians have been on fire lately. This is my fourth “Floridians Are Crazy” story in the last week.

I think Ms. Amacenda-Velona, pictured to the right, was actually going for a two-fer. I think she was attempting to add a “Mother of the Year” title to the “Floridians Are Crazy” status that she had already locked down.

Deputies pulled Ms. Amacenda-Velona over for having a headlight out but when they got to the car they found that Amacenda-Velona had a bottle of Cuervo next to her and limes in the console. What is this amateur hour? Everyone knows that if you’re going to drink tequila in the car you spring for something decent that doesn’t require limes. Citrus juice does nothing but create a sticky mess that is a bitch to clean up later. Plus, have you tried cutting limes on your dashboard while driving? Take my word, it’s a real motherfucker.

The deputies also couldn’t help but notice that Amacenda-Velona had two children in the back seat of the car with her. The kids were wearing seat belts which is good but that just means they were safely buckled in while they watched Mom fail a field sobriety test and blow a .233 on the breathalyzer machine.

via tampabay.com

Penny Mathis - Monday Morning Pick Me Up

Mitch Martin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:00:21 +0000

I’m definitely feeling effects of drinking before noon on both Saturday and Sunday. Going to an NFL game has to be the second best excuse to drink excessively on a Sunday. Church being the first best excuse of course.

On a housekeeping note you might notice things slow down around here just a little bit. Baba, J Diggles and myself are all finding that our real jobs that actually pay the bills have started to expect more from us lately. That means instead of seeing 6 to 8 posts a day things will probably fall back to something like 3 to 5. If the economy bounces back and we can all start doing nothing again we will definitely ramp things back up. Enjoy your Monday.

The End Of The Week Links

Mitch Martin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:00:04 +0000

Pedro Martinez Can Now Go Back To Being Fat, Drunken Jheri Curled Future Hall Of Famer (Sports)
The Timeless Wisdom of George W. Bush (Politics)
Kelly Brook Is A Savage (Pics)
The Dutch Smoke Less Than People Think (Drugs)
A Small Collection of “After Party” Shots (Pics)
Britney Spears And Gets Nipplitis From Mr. Freeze (Pics)
Only in Bammeroid Country (Video)
Woman Suffers Unfortunate Normality of Being Addicted to Masturbation (Video)
Pete Rose On Mexicans. Literally. (Video)
Happy Guy Fawkes Day! (Pics)
15 Fascinating World War II Vintage Ads & Posters (Pics)
Badass Picture of the Week: Twin Slave Leias Under Twin Suns (Pic)

Dick Towel Is Now Available

Mitch Martin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:00:39 +0000

If last night’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia left you wondering what an uncensored dick towel looks like and where you could get one, I’ve got some good news. Looks like Mac and Dennis put together a little infomercial to advertise their new product.

Nude It: An iPhone App Worth Paying For

Baba Ganoush — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:56 +0000

Unfortunately, I doubt it works very well. Maybe they’ll release a free version that only takes off one layer of clothing…