1. Afternoon Links
2. The End Of The Week Links
3. Afternoon Links

Bacon, good. Beer, good. This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. I either need a place to purchase this or instructions on how to make one ASAP.

via This is Freaking Ridiculous

1. Bacon Will Cure Your Hangover, It’s Science
2. WTF Is “Beer Taste”?
3. Bacon + Booze = Crazy Delicious

You could made a convincing argument that Google is already everywhere but I think this entry into the shit ticket market pretty much seals the case. I’ve got to figure out how to get a case of this stuff. I have no idea what “100% virgin pulp” feels like on the ass but I bet it makes Cottonelle feel like 80 grit sandpaper.

via Gizmodo

1. Let Me Google That For You
2. Google Street View - Drunken Passout
3. Even Google Is Afraid Of The Legend That Is Chuck Norris

The members of TastyBooze have many different alliances to colleges in the Northwest, mostly between UW and WSU, and even recently J Diggles has adopted the University of Oregon. And, I know, that both UW and WSU are having rough seasons, so it’s hard for me to make fun of or mock the Oregon Ducks, but this video, “I Love My Ducks” is making it a lot easier. I think every UO friend of mine on Facebook has posted this video too. Sure, Oregon is in the driver’s seat for the Rose Bowl this year, but they have two tough games to close out the season - against Arizona and the Civil War against Oregon State.  Personally, I think it’s a little early to start “smelling roses.” Honestly, the song is kind of catchy…I wonder if they wrote it before or after the Ducks got stomped out by Stanford? (Sorry, couldn’t help myself.)

1. Oregon Woman Puts All Drinkers To Shame With BAC of .72
2. Oregon Allows Beer & Wine Deliveries
3. David Thorne: “The Ducks Are Not Mine.”

Here’s Bar Refaeli in some new Passionata lingerie. Bar was also your cover model on this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and she’ll likely be a top contender again next year. I’m not sure if Bar is still dating Leonardo DiCaprio, but I really don’t care. I mean, she’s wearing lingerie and on a swing, nothing else matters.

There’s a some more pictures at The Superficial via The Lingerie Post.

1. Bar Refaeli Covers Sports Illustrated
2. 2010 Swimsuit Issue Preview with Bar Refaeli
3. Who Is Hotter? - SI Swimsuit Cover Edition

This is a very impressive goal, so it deserves an equally impressive celebration. It’s like the Lambeau Leap of hockey.

1. Now That’s A Sick Goal
2. Knockout Goal Celebration
3. Drunk Hockey Streaker Faceplant

I was listening to the B.S. Report with Bill Simmons on the way in this morning and he was talking to Bob Einstein. They kept talking about this character Morty Funkhouser that Einstein plays on Curb Your Enthusiasm and a joke that Funkhouser told in a recent episode. Einstein said on the podcast he had to tell Larry David the joke six times so that David would be able to keep a straight face when they shot the scene.

I tracked it down on YouTube and the joke is a doozy. Supposedly a little later in the show you can still see Jerry laughing in the background. Be warned that’ll you need your headphones for the punchline and try not to have any liquid in your mouth. I’m still trying to clean coffee off my laptop.

1. Golf Joke
2. Mitch Hedburgh Random Joke Generator
3. Everyone Loves A Good Fart Joke, Even The Sumerians

If you’ve still failed to convince your significant other that a kegerator is a worthwhile and worthy investment than the BrewTender might be the next best thing.

Nobody wants to have to walk to the fridge for reinforcements every 12 ounces. With the BrewTender you’ll have 80 ounces of ice cold beer right at your finger tips. The best part is that this 80 ounce beer chiller is extremely portable and less than $100. That means every one of your buddies in the football watching circle can buy their own. That way everyone takes their own BrewTender from house to house each week and everyone only has to refill once per game. Four or five games later everyone will be pretty well smashed and pretty well rested due to the minimal number of times they had to leave their seat. Really it’s a win-win for everybody.

Product Page: BrewTender

1. XL Beer Glass - 5 Beers In One Convenient Container
2. Awesome Hopside Down Beer Mug
3. Russian Roulette Except With Beer Instead Of Death

To get you through the middle of the week we have a Jets-Raiders chick fight, the best girl-on-girl knockouts in MMA, 13 of the hottest celebrity mother-daughter combos and fish sticks are a good alternative.

The 9 most fatal flaws of beloved movie characters (List)
Jets-Raiders Chick Fight Because Of The Face Kick (Video)
Happy Birthday Sophie Marceau (Pics)
Lourdes Lopez Could Get It (Pics)
Some Classic Photo Highlights of Oktoberfest (Pics)
Fish Sticks Seem Like A Good Alternative (Video)
Vols Kick Richardson, Edwards Off Team (Video)
Will Arnett Joining ‘Parks and Rec’ Cast (TV)
13 Of The Hottest Celebrity Mother-Daughter Combos (Pics)
Kanye Torture Fun (Video)
Lasses Kicking Asses: The Best Girl-on-Girl Knockouts in MMA (Video)
Times, They are a Changin’ (TV)
8 Strangest Genetic Scientific Experiments (List)

1. The Hump Day Links
2. Afternoon Links
3. Afternoon Links

Parody Rapper Seanie Mic is back with a literal version of Color Me Badd’s I Wanna Sex You Up. I don’t think I ever saw the video for this song until now and it’s fucking ridiculous. How did anyone ever take these four chuckleheads seriously?

1. Ridiculous Modern Warfare 2 Knife Toss
2. Just A Friend: The Literal Video Version
3. Rat Tail - The Literal Version