tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97545162024-02-03T03:52:35.185-06:00...or regard for the consequences!the autophobehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04352722866684335961noreply@blogger.comBlogger255125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9754516.post-42344670236638617762008-04-01T04:19:00.002-05:002008-04-01T04:19:51.537-05:00

"There ain't no gold in California, and there ain't no Jesse James."-bum outside Jack in the Box

the autophobehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04352722866684335961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9754516.post-19993764403833136672008-02-14T21:04:00.001-06:002008-02-14T21:05:55.466-06:00

i celebrated today by building a concrete block wall between my house and the street.

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we do what we must, because we can.thank you for helping us help you help us all.

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strange looking into someone's face and trying to imagine living together, wondering how it's possible that not long ago you shared a house with this stranger for years. strange thinking that this normal and unexciting face once shared your pillow, and looked completely different, glowing with the light of a different world seen through different eyes. strange seeing it replaced with something

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....coz i seem to spend alot of time waiting for stuff.i'd do better if i owned some warmer clothes, but i'm sure as fuck not going out in the cold to get some.

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...i have a blog. heh.

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why do i just want to sleep?

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today i was told i resemble Bon Jovi. not exactly what i was going for when i cut my hair, but still cool.

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went there today. ungodly boring. couldn't stay awake. fucking useless.upside: for the first time since 2nd grade, i didn't get that depressing 'first day of school' feeling. i dunno if it's cause the weather's so weird, or if it's cause school really ended for me last semester (with booze and singing!) and this is just filling in the last 6 hours so i can graduate or what, but i didn't walk to

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something i like:molds and stencils and stamps and kilns. they're all very simple objects that, by virtue of being shaped funny, have awesome powers. for example, take a boring block of plaster, lumpy and unfinished, with an oddly-shaped hollow space inside. pour in some liquid, shake it a little and ignore it for an hour. come back later and pull out a perfectly formed rubber bonsai tree. neat!

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looking for volunteers who would like to fill in for me so i can quit being me. no qualifications necessary.

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they love me in Canada.

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...coz i get bored when all you squares go to bed.

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here's something.

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stories that end with '...and they laughed really hard' are not ever funny.

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i tried adding 'TX' to my info to get rid of that superfluous comma after 'Austin.' although i succeeded in making the existing comma sensical, it added a new superfluous comma after TX, presumably to entice me to clarify that i do, in fact, live in the Texas that's in the U.S.fuck it.

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if i could play the harmonica, i'd play it for you.

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if i ever meet this Yahweh guy, i'm gonna challenge him to armwrestle. if he wins, he can damn me to hell for eternity, but if i win, he has to stop being such a dick.

the autophobehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04352722866684335961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9754516.post-66807267855239104092007-05-30T02:01:00.000-05:002007-06-12T04:27:34.440-05:00

i was looking at my music folder, apparently it contains 9,989 files in 833 folders.my first thought was, 'cool, i can max it out to 9,999 before i fight the next boss.'it's fun being a dork.update: 10,647 files and counting. guess i'll have to shoot for 999,999. Knights of the Round-style mp3 collection.

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it's that.

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hot and rainy

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also this, which is the same but bigger, and this, which is just for masochists who want to print me out and hang me on their wall.

the autophobehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04352722866684335961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9754516.post-69942142360687587052007-04-26T04:32:00.000-05:002007-04-26T04:44:58.066-05:00

very soon it will be my last summer ever. i've got a chemistry test next week, and a history exam and a philosophy paper the week after, but first i have to create some sort of video of something for performance art. also, karaoke next thursday instead of class.so am i teaching myself the chemistry from all the lectures i skipped? am i reading the two fucking novels i'm supposed to have read for

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i've learned more from the internet than from 17 years of school, my parents, the church, the government, TV, movies, girls and drugs combined. that's saying alot, since i know some stuff about some things, if i may say so myself, which i am logically unqualified to do. anyway, i wanted to share the most disturbing thing the internet has taught me since i was probably 13 or so.I'm the victim of

the autophobehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04352722866684335961noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9754516.post-63423423253991844222007-04-19T06:35:00.000-05:002007-04-19T06:55:37.611-05:00

i was exhaling a cloud of smoke and listening to Clapton play "Tears in Heaven" when i started wondering. so i hit next on winamp (it's got 48.6 gigs on shuffle right now) cause i was tired of how slow that song is and decided to wonder my wondering to the teeny tiny audience which is the internet. i'm referring, of course, to that portion of the internet which pays attention to me.so what i was

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