Terminally alienated site syndication http://terminalalienation.com Sun, 12 Oct 2008 03:41:25 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://terminalalienation.com/content/view/25/27/ LUST. Just typing the word gives me half a chubby.Sadly, the new millennium has found this sleaziest of sins to be in serious decline. Believe it or not, the average 18-34 year-old man is 38% less lusty than he was only ten years ago*. The unlikely culprit? Porn. In their noble effort to keep selling their wares, pornographers have increasingly tried to break taboos—from anal sex, to double penetration, to something involving the nasal passages.Now while there is nothing inherently wrong with nose-fucking, it becomes increasingly apparent that the gonzo porn of today is less about LUST, and more about humiliation. Call me old-fashioned, but I simply do not LUST for a semen-drenched woman performing analingus on a musk ox. Instead, I feel LUST when my incredibly hot co-worker's cleavage brushes up against me in the elevator, or when I watch the opening of Lost in Translation and see Scarlett Johansson in those pink panties. The basic distinction is that I truly want to fuck both Scarlett Johansson and my incredibly hot co-worker, but I'm decidedly less interested in fucking a cum-soaked musk ox-rimming junky. Essays - Sin Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:41:35 +0100 http://terminalalienation.com/content/view/22/27/ Just the fact that you're actually reading this page suggests you have a long way to go when it comes to SLOTH. Fear not, though, by skimming through the admittedly contradictory advice in this essay and ignoring the pointless exercises at the end, I guarantee1 you'll be doing nothing in no time. Essays - Sin Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:53:56 +0100 http://terminalalienation.com/content/view/26/27/ It can happen in an instant. You accidentally nod to a co-worker, let a classmate sit down at your otherwise empty table in the cafeteria, or neglect to shiv your new cellmate. All of a sudden, you have a friend. And once made, friendships can last a lifetime--violating your precious alone time with frivolous phone calls, destroying your weekend solitude with plans, and worst of all, ruining your chances to drink alone (essays/misanthropy/how-to-drink-alone.html). Essays - Misanthropy Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:35:10 +0100 http://terminalalienation.com/content/view/23/27/ (Please see Legal (legal.html), if you haven't already.) People are always asking me, Blade, I've recently come to loathe humanity, how can I learn to drink alone? Well, fortunately, drinking alone (or liver punching as us Oregonians call it) is an easily acquired skill with the potential to profoundly enrich your life. Essays - Misanthropy Wed, 07 Feb 2007 13:06:08 +0100