That's Just Ugly

Science Fiction Museum and Hall of Fame

Years of design school, decades of experience, and then you think to yourself "Hey, why don't I just make something completely whack?! I'll just ignore everything and anything I learned about design and just use my pure imagination. No! Even better! I'll just close my eyes, draw lines, and then ...

Ugly and Awkward Shoes

Not sure what's going on here but these things are excessively unappealing. They look remotely like some type of upside-down animal antlers. Probably not too comfortable to walk in either. And how did the person designing this ever think that they are worthy of being brought from paper into reality? ...

Gold Plated Bling Bling Headphones

The mere concept here is just ridiculous. For one, hot chicks rarely walk around with headphones. It's usually the non-hot-ones. Also, if a chick were to actually have these on, then the chick probably cares enough about her appearance that she also wears earrings - in which case, everything would ...

Military BulletProof Wheels

So these are only for military use, but with the civilian love for military items (such as camouflage clothing) it's certainly possible that these wheels will eventually make it onto roads. Either way, these things are largely unappealing. They've got some legit street-cred by being bullet proof and apparently bomb ...

The Bubble Gum Blob Car

Not sure what the deal is here - but it certainly doesn't look pretty. The only excuse is if this was made for some type of movie or as a prop. Otherwise, there is no reason that a car should look like it's a collection of chewed bubble gum melted ...

iPod Shuffle Wire Headphones

There are very few things that can make you look too-cool-for-school immediately as you use them. Well, this is clearly one of them. No doubt that you will be the center of attention when you wear this thing around town. And just wait until you have to switch to the ...

Jim Carrey’s Halloween Costume

Jim Carrey is the man! As would be expected from him, his Halloween face-disfiguration is certainly slightly less than pleasurable. I guess you can get such real-life results when you have a personal team of make-up artists at your disposal. While entertaining people who know him, I'm sure he scared ...

The crazy-scary-looking Pygmy Tarsier

I'm not even going to try to lie on this one: not many things scare me, but if I were to see one of these things in the wild, with just me there and this freak staring at me like that, I would run away - screaming like a little ...

Bald & Toothless Peruvian Dog

If Obama decides to go with this dog as the "White House Puppy" or "First Dog" then the Peruvians will have pulled one of the funniest pranks ever on America. Supposedly this non-warmth-retaining and no-chewing-equipment creature is being considered by Obama since one of his daughters is allergic. This scary-looking ...

Tokyoflash Shinshoku Weirdo Watch

What time is it? Oh, wait, that's right! You have no idea! This would be more useful as a dog collar (clearly for nothing more than a Paris Hilton chihuahua) than a watch. Sure, I guess it can count as just a metal wrist accessory with random blinking lights - ...

The Shoe Purse Hybrid

Ladies, do you want to make sure that you catch the attention of that special guy walking down the street? This is your purse! Do you want to attract positive attention and have him notice you instead of just stare awestruck at your purse? Well then this one is NOT ...

Hairless Canadian Sphynx

That is one utterly unattractive feline. The size of those eyes is just freaky, and the lack of hair certainly doesn't add any bonus points. And don't tell me that it's actually a cute kitty! Sure, if you look at it for maybe 2 hours or more then you'll get ...

The Neon Green Hummer Tank

There is just no acceptable reason for this. Why would you make an already-ugly car even more repulsive? Why would you make something that already calls attention to itself even more ridiculous by painting it neon green? Why would you waste money on a pointless and impractical project? Why would ...

The Freaky Japanese Bite-O-Meter

This is incredibly unnecessary and just completely messed up. I can just imagine a new Japanese game show already: ChewMaster! Or even playgroups of children where they'll be competing on who can chew a slice of pizza longer. And then they can spit it out and drink it with a ...

The bluDangle Earpiece Cord

As if wearing a Bluetooth headset is not dorky and ridiculously unnecessary enough, now you can proudly accessorize your ear technology with a great indestructible retainer cord. Didn't think you drew enough attention to yourself already? Well, here is your chance to make sure everyone sees you and feels envious ...