..The Mush Room........

2012-01-24T20:28:00.000-08:00

I trust in you God ,,,,!!!!

The Tale of the Wish Hair ,,,

2011-12-04T13:26:00.000-08:00

the view to the eye tat seeks peace amid all the restlessness should be like cold water in a warm desert...but unfortunately its not
world is beautiful ,,,,,every inch of it ... even the filth ...but you can't see it .. not just yet
the sound of the buzzing traffic some where far away in the background plays like as if some new cheasy Himesh Reshamiya song
(which reminds me i have to sing this song for u guys ill sing it at the end of the post watch out for it ,,,!! )
the warm dry wind across your face oozes you bringing back subtle memory of a hard blow job where in the end she bites ,,inducing just the perfect amount of pain so as to it retains its ability to manifest itself in the form of pleasure ,,,!!

and among all this a tiny rub on the eye ..and the hero of our story enters...
Mr eye lash...!! u don't even notice it lying on your cheek untill suddenly it stands on its feet on your cheek ...
Both his fists closed and placed on his waist having the how did you not notice me expression on his face ...he shouts ...
oooooo asshole you have a wish ...!!

and that's when you notice him..
the first thought that runs through your head is .. there's gotta be something wrong
no ... not cause a wish hair is talking to you ...that's normal .,, the insane world that we live in wired things come easy,,, but cause life's just being so good to me suddenly ,,that is definately abnormal,,,!! so you ask him "me,,,??you are talking to me ? a wish ?? really ?? y ?? y me ?? what do you want?? what do you want reallly ??" and even if i do have a wish what can you small litlle peice of shit do about it ...?

"hey faggot don push it "says the wish hair
with one finger you collect him of your cheeks and place him in your palm .

The wish hair : "look i have had a shitty morning .ok ..i m in no mood to foreplay you,,,,i don know y god grants wishes to dumb asses like you .. if it wer upto me id be shoving my foot up your ass but unfortunately i m bound my his will and so ill ask you this just one more time
do you or do you not have any wish for me to grant ?"

so while you eye him suspiciously in your mind you know God doesn't really grants wishes like that,,,
and you know wishes never really come true,,,atleast not by just wishing them..
but that does mean they won't ever ,,,?
i mean wat's the harm ..
you know ...i mean so well
lets see ...!!
what do you want ?
do you want more money ?
no ... not realli ...!!
do you want be famous ,,,?? do you want to be powerful ,,,?
do you want her ?
yes .
but do you wanna waste a whole wish for her i mean you can ask for any thing ? for money for power for immortality for any thing
and you are confused so you close your eyes
and then you see her face ,,, those chubby cheeks ,,,, and vibrant brown eyes ,,,,and then as if lightnng struck ,,,she gently smiles oh that smile ,,,,

"hey dumb ass , what .....? have you decided yet .... are we going to do get this over with today or not ? " the wish hair reacts to your moreon emotions
you are back to reality opening your eyes
you see the sound blue clouds ...the sunrays emerging from them the filth that shone like sparkles .its as if some one just turned a black and white movie into a coloured one
and you feel happy ,,,.
you finally feel at peace with yourself ,,,,
eyes no longer restless,,,
mind a lot clearer ,,,!! a smile on your face ,,,,,

you tell him .!!1
"dude ,,u don have to be such a bitch about it .. i know what i want now , but i don think i can have her ,,i don think even you can do this but what the hell .. lets see how much fire power your tiny lil ass has and so "
you close your fist place the wish hair on your fist and blow him away ,,,,!!

which brings me to the end of story but not before i sing the song to you that i had promised in between the story ...!!
(,,,, zara nazre milaoo umraon jaan zara paaas tho aooo umraoo jaan ,,,!!! tujhe dekhe tho jale armaan ,,,!!1 no touching no touching onli seeing onli seein no kisssing ,,,, no kisssing onli seeing . onli seeing ,,,,!! cause u jus have to sing it ..when eva himesh reshamiyas name comes loll besides i had to pis you guys off as well ,,,!! ha ha ha ah a...)

I KNOW WISHES ARNT GRANTED LIKE THAT ..... AND I KNOW THAT WISHING ON SEEING A EYE LASH IS FOR SMALL LIL GALS....BUT THE WHOLE POINT IS IT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT .. IT CLEARS YOUR MIND REGARDING THAT CAUSE YOU RARELY GIVE THAT A TOUGHT

Y onli kolaveri di ???

2011-11-26T01:19:00.000-08:00

music aaa ,,,!!1

i write a post ,,,
a flop post a
a soup post a

y dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ? ?
haaan y dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

grammar correct a

ha a ha ah

The mushroom wants a say a
no body wants a hear a
if somebody wants a hear a hear a , nobody wants la comment a
y dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ,,!!?

:))))))
haan y dis kolaveri kolaveri aaaaaa diii

you watch youtube evryday everyday ,,, every video u don share aaa,,,
even if u share a video .......video ......not everyone cares, aaa,,
some video everyone cares aa ,, everyone shares a further aa,,,,
some content equally good no body under stood,,,aa,,!!!
y onli kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ,,,!!!

i m not saying the song is not good
i m not saying song is not catchy
i m not saying song is just ok
the song is amazing
the song makes u smile
the song makes u sing
the song makes u want to dance like a monkey ,,,
but wat i m askin is is y onli kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ??

a few days back .. there was post a from this girl to a delhi boy ,,
everybody saw it everybody read it everybody even commented on it ,,,
and as if this was not enough ,,took it a notch even further ,, everybody even shared it
but wat i m asking is y this envious , political, social partiality

i mean you so often come across amazing content , that moves you ,,,and even though you are moved by it not every time do you share it on your fb page ,,,
and if by some idiocric miracle you happen to have taken the effort to actually go ahead and share the content on your fb page with your friends ,more than half of them dont see it and more then half of those who see don appreciate it and from those lill few who appreciate onli a mere one person might in a probability of once in 5 times share it again on his page ,,,,!!

and then there are these contents on the web ,,, that dont neccasirily even convey n e meaning of some sort but for some Godforsaken reason manage to not onli get even those people who wudn even read a text book for thier exam next day leave aside a story novel or a blog to read a whole letter to a delhi boy written by some bitchy girl on a nobody blog but also comment on it and to take it a step further , go ahead and share it on thier fb pages too ,,,,!!

so thats y i m intimidated by these contents ..cause these are not just contents , these are lietrellay work of art .. that creates a dent in your universe so intense that you are consumed by it ,,,!!!1 and you will have this undying urge to view that work of art over and over again ,,,,
like kolaveri , like the open letter to a delhi boy like for tat instance even an ipod ,,,!!1
thers a similiarity between these things ..

and when eva i sit to write a blog ,, they consume me too ,,,!1
i m by my on unfortunate nature find my self struggling to cope up with the self created pressure to create a content of that level ,,,!
nd so they indimidate me and for that reason onli when i first heard bout this song on the net that was spreading like wild fire instant reaction was one of repulsive nature , it wasn out of the hatred of the song no but out of jealousy ..!!1
but no mateer how much you try to repluse it the song will get to you ,,,!! the post will get to you
i found myself smilling nd moving with the song and dancing on it . it makes u wan to be silly ..!!
it was funn,,
i cudn get though wat was shurti hassan doin in the recording chamber ,,,lol she didnt have n e line to sing ,,,she jus came n these ppl r sayin she has a blak heart ...i don know wat was tat all bout n e wayz

i realised one thing though . u cant set out with the state of mind to create a content like tat and end up with that kind of an amazin content no no .. if one thing that is comman among all these things take for sholay or kolaveri di or an open letter to a delhi boy it is that these things when produced wer all surely produced with the intention at heart to make it big ,(sure that is the dream of every art to reach out to everyone on this planet) but, thier main focus was the point,, .. to jus say what eva they wanted to say with thier whole heart ...!!1 so tats wat i m gonna do ,,,,!!1

i m goin to smile... looking at you ha ah ah alook at you and tell u this ,,,!!1 live life
have a beer ,,,, grow a mustache ,,,!!1 go to the beach ,,,,
wear a boxer ,,,!!1 ask a girl out ,,,,
and dance ,,,1!1
dance like a monkey ,,,!!
shake ur head pae pae ,, pae pae .!!
spend some money ,,,, throw it in the air ,,,!! shout out loud ,,,!!
smileee !! ha ah aha ha ah aha ha
and comment on my blogg ..!!!1 u bastardss ... ha ha ah ah aha ha a

Lets Laugh guys ...!!!

2011-11-05T02:02:00.000-07:00

as much as i despise havin wasted 4 years of my life doin engineerin ...i don regret it ..coz of lot o reasons the most important bein i did this coz this is wat i wanted to do.. ...i have always done wat i wanted to do .... those wer beautiful days from times when we still remembered how to laugh .....-
we'd jus sit there everyday after the coll on n e one of the huge balconies on every floor in our college that overlooked the beach ..havin our beers watchin the sun set color the sky orangish purple with dusty white clouds jUst teasin ur sense of vision forcin u to think that gods an artist .(which he definately is ..n somewher deep beneath all us ..we all r too ..u jus have to let urself loose to bring tat guy out ) ..and we'd watch till the sun finally disappears behind the horizon and the moon takes over.
pullin each others leg ..makin silly jokes...hittin on gals copyin in the exams ....mimicing our teachers..life was more than jus bout competition and salary packages....
jus a year has passed
i recieved a call jus 2 days back from K.P .(..loll fun group.believe it or not i miss u guys) he is goin to africa to help his dad in business ..so he wanted to meet us all for one last time before we go ...
i was game coz well...loll i m in between switchin jobs now ( or tats wat i tell people ..coz tats the language they understand..ya ... ) so i m free..
so we get together..(which was thanks to the diwali vaccation )
I was realli excited at first .. untill i found out these weren the guys i went to college with ..these are totally diff people ...ya sure they look like my frns from college they even walk n talk like them but these rnt the same people i knew ..people have changed ...
When we sat the across the table there were jokes...sure .. but they wer reduced to a very few
ya sure there were funny comments but ....but they wer on google and steve jobs not how funnily the next door neighbours walked the other night .There wer price tags .everywher....on every idea u have ..on every food u ate on every word u spoke...
this company sells this idea
tat company came to tat college with this package bla bla bla bla package ,,bla bla bla package ,, bla bla salary bla bla bla bla
Wat package
which package ..
when package
i was like aaaaaaa shut the fukin package up.....

thier eyes r not contempt ...n tats a good thing ..the problem with tat is all the passion in thier eyes is for craving of more money n probably just to make a name for them selves ..its not for actually doin something meaningfull..and tats wher i laughed

i mean these r the guys who have goten good grades ,,gotten placements, they have earned enough money ...
n look at the irony of all these people out here on tat table ;;iIm the one whoes not at all insecure ...i who has worked for 4000 buks a month for 6 months n then quit my job this july n have been sittin idle ever since workin on a small lil project of an android app..cause tat is wat i want to do ...with no money ,,,no girlfirend and no encouragement from anywher ...

and the real reason y i laughed at this was cause its not thier falt tat they have become like this ...the ever so competitive society tat we live in demands and perhaps needs for us to to crave for money otherwise you are just a liability .....
so i laughed ..
i laughed sittin there thinkin of how times have changed once again .. and if i don break the code soon .. how even i will have to get bent ..n tat scared me ...!!1 but i laughed at it .. ha ha ha ha ha ha
y ??/ coz tats wat i do best ..!!! i still rememebr how to laugh guys...i m still smillin .!!!:))))....
i m goin to laugh ...
i m goin to die laughin ...!1 tats wat i wanna do
lets laugh guys ,,,,cause knok kncok ...
i have knocked the package down ... ha ah aha ha ha ahaha i jus made tat up ..
lets laugh .. lets create a new society ,...
a society wher people can laugh ..
and a society wher people can. live ...!

and a society wher people can.. breathe.........

"I"and "me" aaoww ,,!!

2011-08-29T03:46:00.000-07:00

Today as i sat ,,yet again,,reviewing the events unfolded onto me by time ; I happen to have strolled across an amazin Amazin stream of thots tat when put together mAde up for a confusingly beautiful but horrifying realistaion .
n the closest way to explain it to u guys in laymens terms so that everyone understands n appreciates its beauty.. ..and..but ..at the same time ..crticise it for what it is ,,,!! is this way

take myself to be not one but 2 persons
for instance let the two persons be "i" and "me"
(yes i m made of 2 persons they r i and me )
and the relation between i and me is pretty similar to the relation that exists between our governments and us

"i" keeps lyin to "me" ..
and still me keeps listenin to and keeps doin wateva i asks it to do ...
not beacuse me doesn knows tat i is lyin to him. he knows it very well .. he can tell the right from wrong.. but he still chooses to shut his eyes and keep doin wat eva i asks him to do..

u wanna know y ...??
the reason is that me doesn wants to go against i .. i is very pushy ,,,!!
if u piss off i .. i will nag u
i will nag u with uter determination.
.i knows a lot o dirty triks and blak magic out ther
i knows me's weaknesses ,, he usses it to keep me in control ,,!!

to go against i ,me will have to show a lot of charecter .. me will have to show courage ...n me will have to show strenght
but me is weak .. it doesn have charecter ,, has lost its strenght and never knew wher to find courage from ..!1 so it chooses to pretend to not know tat wat i is askin it to do will lead to a path of destruction of me ..
me chooses convenience
me is doomed ,,,!!
me is pathetic .. it should be called meaaooww u puss ...!!

gandhi said be the change u want to see in this world ...!!
its time..... me ......u woke up ...u dumb ass

Shit happens ,,,!!!

2011-05-31T23:16:00.000-07:00

How long can u take it before u break ..!!?
failure is like a disease its thier in the air ,..!1 u catch it once it refuses to leave ur side ...
even before u know it people around u change ,,..their eyes taunt u with the loser tag ,,!
ther was a time when u were fearless ,,,.. there was nothin in ur mind that read i cant do ..
but with consistent persistence of the failure tat is determined to stik by u.. u come to develope a kind of a self doubt ...its the worst kind of a coma u can ever get urself in ..!!
what do they think of me ,??,,wat will they think of me if i screw it up again ....?/
i don think i can face my self again ...!1

misreable u ,,.
it happens
shit happens ..!!!!!\
in fact
shitting is of utmost importance............ cause ....
unless u shit ...
u will jus simply keep on farting,,,,
lol...

thers nothin u can do about wat happened ...!! its all in the past .. dont keep that alive .. dont keep ur failures alive ...
the best way to deal with failure is to not think about what all hanpened in the past ....carryin that heavy burden of failure around is like going to a race carrying a a gas cylinder on ur shoulder..
not onli r all the racers trying to take u out but u r urself pushing urself down carrying around that huge burden .. i say throw it away lets run this race fair n give it a chance to win....
dont think about the future... it will scare u ..
will u win the race ?? will u loose the race ??? it doesn matter its once again another form of the manifestation of the fear tat failure has installed in u ...!!
the onli way to deal with failure is to shrug it off ,,,like a dog lets do it ,,\
stand staright n do the brrrrr

the brrr move ur body ... shake ur face till it vibrates on its own n cry out loud brrr
then jus feel it ,, be alive .. be here.. be present ...
we can do it ,\
yes we can ...!!!
:))

FUK U .....!!!

2011-03-18T13:47:00.000-07:00

Anger so DEEP it burns every fuking drop of blood inside ur veins n feeds upon every lil frustration in ur life ..which is exactly the reason y it surges from within n drives u mad ,,,!!1
a point of frustration wher ur eyes r so blinded by ur wrath tht even the figment of the darkest possible act seems justified. all u want to do is destroy ,break, hurt, kill wat eva or who ever is infront of u ........
fed up of all the sacrifices n all the losses tht u suffered against life u say no more m i goin to take n e bull shit ...
u know the feeling when a kidd keeps irritatin u ..by hittin u or somethin n u keep on takin.it. cause u know its jus a kid n he willl get bored of it in sometime but then he constantly nags u with utter determination to such extent wher u have to get up n teach tat guy a lesson
ya tat feeling multiplied by a hundered thousand times is wat i felt today....
i was so frustrated with everything n everyone .

u wanna push me to my limits ,... okie then bring it on ..,...!!!! lets c how much u can take ....!!!
cause i don care if i m goin down ... i tho m as it is goin down .. i m takin u with me ..u wanna mess with me life al right go ahead ..................................................................................................................

soulochna aunty rocksss ...!!!

2011-02-06T12:08:00.001-08:00

i was lying down on the bed yesterday not because i had nothin to do ,,,1!
i could have as usual played fifa or watched yet another already seen it 10 times episodes of friends or msgd juhi but i choose to drop dead n lie on the bed lifeless ..n .ud think tat would have relaxed my already frustrated not satisfied with himself brain ... but instead a million thots rushed past my head every sec mocking me pinching me laughin at me ....suddenly a tiny lil memory of the night i was most drunk came about from some wher like a ray of light admist all darkness n i grabed it with both my hands tight as if this was my onli oppurtunity to escape my minds horrible phase but it seemed to slip away with newer thots pourin in so i tightened my grip even more tried real hard to focus suddenly

i was back at lonavala .....................!!!!
haldiya drivin his amazin snatro on the express highway with elphants travellin in trucks n we all swingin to infity .......
vyas unusally clean shaved !!
rohan n his cousin drinkin beer in the car n me sliddin off for peein from the window on the santro when the door wudn open ...
all along the way we wer mocking our cars wheels n how they wer so unalignd tht we wer definately goin to crash out n also about the name of the bunglow we were lookin for
we finally reached the bunglow ..(which btw even aftr tryin real hard i cudn recollect the exact name of the bunglow i think it was something with punch .. punchmukhi or pumchmatti or something like tat )
sulochna aunty .... haldiya's bua 's bunglow ...!!..but the gate waas closed with no watchman

some how after jumping over the gate ......handling the dogs inside.... findin the gate keeper we all managed to get inside the bunglow ... n ud think the nigth uptilll now was crazy right well..nothin could have ever prepared me for the wildest night tat followed

i had stopped drinkin some 3and half years bak but recently i had been to goa ..
. goa oh goa ...
wher obviously u have to drink ... what happens in goa stays in goa .. what happens in goa does count .. ne wayz
so i had gotten bak to drinkin but i had said to my self tat tats it .. goa was goa but from now on i won touch alcohol
how ever the night was slowly gettin so wild tat i let my self go n went on drinkin ...!!!
imperial blue .. first i took a sip wher vyas had one whole pek neat with water i don know if u call tat neat but tat must have been strong .. rohan ne tho khaba uthaya aur seedha ulta maa ki ..!!mein bhi mood mein agaya .. le ghapa ghap ...!!ek baad ek sip ..(yaah sip onli tats all i can take haan ) then we danced on . n on ,,,!!!we danced on /.... ON N ON ..jhaha ha ha .!!!!!!!

suddenly vyas comes in jumps n lands down with his one hand out right shoutin
SULOCHNA AUNTY ROCKS ,,.,!!!!!
we all flollwed his act.......... sulochana aunty roks ,.,,!!!
sulochna aunty rockssssssssss
ha ha ah ah aha ha ha ah..!
suddenly the song changd to tera hi jalwa
the nigth went on n on with us callin maalpani at 4 am in the nigth
vyas abusin rohans dads with his pure sacche dil se gaali di
n a dozen crazy stuff which i cant write here for obvuios reasons
n obviously the night ended with us all puking our asses away
n the hang overs on the next day n t the trip ended with us listenin to onli low songs on the next day like soniyoo ...!!
i found foto of abdullah khan on pune times which i kept with my self for special purpose lol..!1
but before trip ends ther was yet another thing comin for us
we had some 500 buks left
so we sit to eat at mac donalds but before we buy n e thing we do a chk
250 rs mein petrol aa jayega tho lets eat for the rest of 250 buks
we fukin didnt account for the toll tat wud come while goin bak nn not onli till we spend all our money on food n wer on our way bak home on the highway did we realise we don have enough money to even pay for the tol how r we ever goin to make it bak to home
humari gaadi toll pe khadi hai n we don have money to pay n we r all lughin like hell n these guuys the toll guys r thinkin tat we r jookin or somethin .....
vyas got down went to the car tht was behind n borrowed n got us the money oh fuk scene tha yeh tho ..!! right there hum ne decide kiya tht this trip deserves a blog post
it just took me so long coz ther was so much to write
this post is dedicated to sulocha aunty
who jo bhi ho but
su lochna auuuunty roookssssssssssssss!!!!

I REFUSE TO GROW UP ..!!

2010-12-21T14:49:00.000-08:00

Life's just taken theee most Bizzare turn all of a sudden,,even before u can esimilate stuff,, in a spilt second things change and u wake up one fine morning just to the realise that you have turned into something u never wanted to be ,..and now thers no way bak .. its a trap ..

A trap tat life sets slowly and carefully around u making sure all that is asleep remain sound asleep till the plan is executed and then once it has been executed it will wake u up with a slap on ur face
we r all victims of it
and if u haven realised it yet then u r probably still asleep snoaring ur way into the heavenly dream ,,while life out there is literally fukin u ..in ur arse lol....(tat got a lil too harsh din it .. okie may be not in the arse n e wayz)
wake up people ..
wake up before its too late
before everything tat is u ..is lost !!

u have been brought here ...in this world to stand the test of time
the world is here to kill u ,,,!! it is plce where people learn to live like dead ...but the trik is to stay alive ..
u see there is a spark in all of us ..!! something tat is totally and purely a 100% completely u .
tats wat defines u ...
its who u r .. its y people hate u or like u ..!!
and this world is after it ,. it will mock u .. hit u ....even flatter u .whatever it takes..and if nothing works it will trap u . like i have been fooled .. !1 it will try all that it can to kil u not from the out .. that is still fine but from the inside ..
but i m not givin up ...!1 not just yet ..!!!i have a lot of fight left in me .. infact i have been saving it all this time for this onli ...
no i m not scared of u life !! i will not change .for future i live in the present... i will not give up on my dreams my dreams r me ...i will not give up on myself ........ and if tats wat u mean by growin up world .. then ............!!!!!.... i REFUSE TO GROW UP ..!!

my surprise b day party ,!! u have got to be kidding me

2010-07-12T11:47:00.001-07:00

ok one of my close friend is trying to give me a surprise b day,,party
she has the best intentions at heart i m sure but well if u know me u'll know its the worst thing u can do to me ,,,i m serious ..!!!

the funny thing is she is trying so hard not let me know bout it ... tat she convinced even my brother to lie to me when i asked them wa they wer doing together ..;a lie i caught instantaneously

the thing is i knew she was trying to throw me a surprise party even before anuj lol..!!!ther was first sarika who told me bout it .. then my mother ...and now last of her allies to fail was anuj who tried i think his best but cudn go on n e further n he surrendred to the lie that i cuaght instanteously..
the one funny thing i noticed was well they r so aware of the fact that it is such a lame idea that they finally come up to me n tell it to me .with .a i know its a lame idea i don know y m i even bieng a part of it nd helping her kinda expresion on thier faces .,,loll...

mom , dad wats this " sex "...??/

2010-07-12T11:41:00.000-07:00

All the parents out there ,,!! who have thier kids in todays date as old as 5 or 6 ...and restrain from talkin bout or having public display of affection especially infront of kids should know kids now a days r movin way too fast for thier age and they probably have tried stuff that even u cant think of ,.
u think i m exagerattin ..??/ believe me .. ther r things ; horrifying things that i hear these days that not just move even me to the core (imagine something movin ,,,,,,,;meeeee....!!1 lol yes stop thinkin dirty u perverts i m talkin serious shit here ...).

at 5 or 6 i didnt even knew wat the diff b/w a gal n a guy was ...i used to think the parents have a mutual agreement as to if they want a boy or a girl and then they grow him up as agreed
u know if they agrred upon a boy its fine but if they agreed upon a gal they wud just choose to make him wear diff clothes grow his hair hair and all .. i used to think poor lil gals they didn get to choose thier sex ,,,

it was not untill i saw a doctor deliver a baby to his mom n declaring him a boy in one of the 80's bollywood movie that i realised its not the parents who decide the sex of the baby its the doctor .. i distinctly rememebr askin dad one day bout all the unanswered queries in my head ...(i knew even at tat time it was not a thing to be asked to mom.. kids r not as stupid as u think they r )

now lookin bak at them .. these were questions no parent in the world wants to be asked ..!1
wats the diff b/w a boy and a girl ?
y is it that onli after marriage a child comes ?
and the worst of all ...
wats sex ,,,??
my dads face had gone all red he looked from over the table to the sofa placed at the faar off corner wher mom was sittin with the kind of expression ...
i don know wat to say ... u din train me to answer these questions ....!!! s he big anough to know bout it !1 shouls i tell him ??
i remember feelin all stupid bout askin my dad those questions when i finally came to know wat sex is in 7 th std ,,
vikram told me .,.. i begged him to tell me bout it ,, he wudn believe i din already kknew bout it..
i rmemeber the exact words ,,,
he had said .!! just like u have tat thing inplace of tat gals have _____(not writtin the exact words u know wat i mena ) n u have to place ur thing in the____ .!! the amazing thing is if its the right girl it fits properly and this part i m not jokin or makin it up i distincly remember he said roatate the fx by 30 degrees ,,,!! u will pop out and thats how the miracle of birth takes place,,!!1 lol...,.,,lol...!!! if u r wonderin wat did my dad say
well he didnt tel me what sex was... he went like i will tell u bout it when u get a lil more older
he tried his best to answer my qewstions as politely and as patienly as n e one possibly can

n e wayz ....!! and listenin to these kids now a days and bout thier kaarnamaeys in the school and stuff mhan.. i just feel something is definately very wrong out ther in world,,!1
the younger generations have to deal with much more pressure at thier age then what we had to deal with ,,,!!
so in a jist wat i m tryin to say is if ur kid hasn realli asked mom dad what is sex .?.. it doesn mean he is oblivioust it .or he is in good company .. infact it means total opposite of it ..it mostly means he knows bout it ,,, he probably has had it ,, and may be evene much more ,,,
so its better tat he comes to know bout wat sex is from proper source like u then from some wher else.......

Loll.......!!!

2010-07-10T18:40:00.001-07:00

Arab Sheikh's Son (Nasser) studying in Germany e-mailed his
Dad saying:

Dear Dad-Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like
it here. But Dad, I am bit ashamed 2 arrive 2 my college with my Gold
Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.
...Your Nasser...

Sheikh Replies his son "Loving son, Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop
embarrassing us, go and get urself a train too"

tv in the bathroom ...!!

2010-06-27T02:18:00.000-07:00

i recently stumbled upon this video on one of my frns juhi 's fb wall that gave a delightful insight as to how mens n womens brain work ,..
the way he put it was that men have a part of the brain called the nothing part ,,,this part has nothing in it .. n we just love to go to our nothing part in the brain n just hang out there ,,,u know in peace ,,
n womens brain is so filled with all the cheeeeszzz and jaaazzzz of the heavy electrical activity going on in thier brain that they cant even imagine doing nothing at all ,,,,!!!
infact nothing in the world can probably iiritate a women more than to see a man just sitting out ther n doing simply nothing . it irritates her more than rakhi sawant ..or himesh reshamiya ,,it irrritates them to the core ,,,!!
and on the other hand the onli thing men might love more than retreating in thier nothing box is well no points for guessing sex..loll
so i don know bout u guys in particular but i agree to this completely ,,
my mom is exactly like that ,,
she sees someone in peace with himself n she just cant stand it..
n then she has to make up some work or find some other way to destroy ur peace so that she finds her peace (which is basically when u r not at peace ),,,!!!
i use to hate this when i was small ,,,
i used to just love watching the tv .. but i cud never do tat in peace
if it was after noon she would give me some work ,,
if it was evening she wud give me a lecture that at evenings go out side and play ..
if it was night u cant eat food with watching tv ,,
n the lamest of all her excuses wud be
koi subha subha uth kar tv on karta hai kya band kar .. iss ghar mein no tv in the morning
wtf ,,?? tat is not even a valid reason ..!!!

n e wayz the onli place wher she could do nothing to destroy my peace of mind was when i was in the bath room ...
bathroom suddenlly became the most sacred place in the house for me ...!!
i would spend hours in the bathroom even though my daily bathroom chores were over just so that i can enjoy some me time ...
n i would think man it would be amazing if we had a tv in here.
i would never get out ther ever ,.,,lol...!!
so thought when i grow up i will put a tv in the bathroom...!!

however recently i happened to go to itc maratha ...!!!
n this what happened
okie i m out ther n i have to pee so i go to the bathroom...
it so happens they had my dream come true bathroom out ther
u know just wher u pee thers this lcd right in front of u ,,!!
n for all those gals out ther who neva been to a guys bathroom .well u just will have to imagine it .
u know have u seen munna bhai lage raho in that they have shown mens room ,,yaa just like tat but with a lcd at each ,,pee spot should i call it

n e wayz i take the position ,i unzip n look up n well see the guy who is reading the news in the lcd ..suddenly i realise he was looking at me n it freaked me out ,,,!!
okie i know he is in the tv but still ...!!i felt like i was being watched ,,!!
infact it freaked me out so much that
i put the package back in the zip ..n just went out o ther without even relieving myself .!!1
it was creapy man ;llol,,,,
so moral of the story ...
tv in the bathroom not such a good idea afterall ,,,,
i have had a lot o good ideas this was just not one o them ..!!

advice to girls ..!!!

2010-06-21T15:32:00.000-07:00

here is a shock fact for u ladies ,,,!!1 ((i know ther r not many gals who read my blog but well actually if u go to see ther r not many people in general (over loookin gender bias) who read my blog .and i wudn blame them actually the content of my posts is welll a lil how should i put it in a good way ; lets just say a lil un conventional .okie so i have decided today to be lil more cautious with words i use even though the topic of the subject will make it a lil difficult to use what they say un appropriate words )) my onli request to u gals just dont judge me by this post .i m just tryin gto help u guys

so n e wayz a lot of gals think of thier long hair as an assest to attract guys ,,!!!1
okie well eureka time ding ding ding ...!!1 they arent
u don believe me ..??.!!
okie then heres the fact .." for attracting guys the only asset u need is well do i need to mention it............... its ur inner beauty ......n by that i mean the beauty that lies beneath ur clothes ,,,!!!lol..!!! u got the point "

okie on a serious note ,,,
the thing with us guys is !!!,,,,we r attracted to all women ...!!1
ur hairstyle doesn realli matter untill ofcourse ur bald then tats a completely diff thing .lol..
but other wise we are okie with it

a lot o guys like long hair on gals or atleast thats wat they think but seriously guys i don think u would be n e less atrracted to gals with short hair who have bigger how should i say it "heart " or "area around the heart " or oh "lips" and and 'hips ' oh i m just going to drop it this is just lame
i cant keep up with this not using un appropriate word so..im just going to go with the flow .
wat i mean is well bigger boobs n big ass ...
u got the point .dont get me wrong i m just trying to help

infact studies suggest that men find women with shorter hair more hot ...!!!
okie i just made tat up
.but tats cause i like gals with shorter hair ,!!! i find them hot
even though they may not posses the required assests i still seem to cant get my mind off them for a more longer time than it happens with gals with longer hair ..!!

may be its cause u rearely find a gal with short hair.. its like out o the bush or some thing diff for the eyes.i don kno wat it is but they seem to blow my mind .away..!!!

so i wud suugest u all to get a shorter haircut .n by short i don neccesarrily mean halley berry boycut hair ,,
hair to the shoulder lenght is also called short like scarlet jhoanson in match point whooa ..!!
for an indian exmple take preity zinta in koi mil gay or twinkle khanna in baad shah
besides isnt it a big truoble for u gals to maintain tat hair
so
next time u r thinkin of chopping of ur hair cause of the heat but then end up keeping long hair to attract guys well dont ..we dont deserve it as it is just go n get those babbies chopped ,,

the worlds biggest penis

2010-06-19T11:59:00.000-07:00

the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 2,4 m (8 feet)
Accurate measurements are difficult to be made because the whale's erect length can only be observed during mating. +4

I M not BAck //....!!!

2010-06-02T11:21:00.000-07:00

ok i m not going to appologise for having not written n e thing in so long ,,,
this is my fucking blog .n. i can do wat eva i want out here ,,!1 so dont u dare make me feel guilty bout it ...!!

ahhh this feels good ...!!
today is wat 3 rd of june .. n i have an exam tomoro ...!!
i shit cant get my self to study ,.,
i have done all the stuff i cud possibly have done ..
i saw big bang theory ,,,friends ,,, californification ..
i chatted on facebook all day loong actually all week long ,,
i finished of yet another game.. god i m running out o games ,,,
i guess i will have to find a girl now (wat else m i goin to do when all the games in the world end ,)

n still when i sit with the book in my hand it repels me ..like its not time yet.
so here i m bloggin ...
i have been very consumed with californification these dayz ,, mostly because the main female lead looks astonishingly similar to this one gal i have a huge crush on (man she is amazin . her name is kintu ..she can get ur heart beat racing just by lookin at u ...)
but also hugely because basically the show is all bout sex ,.,,!1

my exams will be over by 10 th n with it so will my engineering end hopefullly . fingers crossed ,,touch wood ,
n e wayz ,,,i have no clue wat to do with my life after tat ,,,
i wud like go sky diving in california
bunjee jumping in new zealand ,,
sucba diving in maldives ,,,
rock climbimg in the himalayas
n camping in brazil ,,,
but i dont have the money for all that kinda thing .. so please donate ...!!!
i wud like to go to japan n bring thier fast internet technology to india i hate it when we cant stream youutbe in one go
i wud like to buil a device tat makes oxygen from water so tat u can then stay inside the water for as long as u like ,,,
i wud like to go make porn leagal in india (wats the use of making it illeagal everyone has it at thier homes as it is actually u should even make prostitution legal to reduce the no of rapes this can make up for a whole new topic ,,)
i wud like to change the judicial system in india ...build the infrastructure out here ,,,
but i m pretty sure i m goin to end up in a dead end job ..working for pityful money ..!!!!
leading just a normal life
don ask me y ...!!??
i m not going to answer tat now ..
n with that i m going end out here ,,,!!
this is it for now
i m not back yet
i don know when i will be back ,,!!
i do want to write ,. its just not falling in place
i want to write bout sex bout boobs (oops i meant books but yaah sure bout boobs too )bout dreams bout cell phones n ipads ..n bout this mean bad world . n the beauty that is hatred ,,!!!
but sometimes i just feel its falling on deaf ears ..!!1
so might even tear this place down .. there might be no more mushroom ,,,
but i will be back... n u will see more of .. may be out here or may be not ,,
but somewhere i m sure u will hear of me...!!1

the worst online chat eva ...!!!

2010-05-12T08:18:00.000-07:00

okie i had some of my friends come over to my place for project work n all ,...in between the brakes(well actually we use to take more brakes than what we workd but wateva ) we wud go online n all ..
so this frn of mine starts talkin to one o the gals online in my frn list ..
i stoppd him at first but then it just got so out o hand n hillarious that i just let it be
now i swear this is the actual convi of thier talk on fb
i just altered the convi as in erased the time n wrote boy instead of my name(well my name wud have appeared cause he was talkin thru my fb account ) n gal instead of the gals actual name n added the comments in the bracket but the rest of the convi is as it is

boy: HEY

gal: hey!

boy: how r u
??
wher have u been
!!!

gal:
m good
wat abt u?
i was here only
just didnt cum online...:P:P

boy:
m good ,,,
~~~~
so wats up ...??

gal:
nothin...
just the usual
u sy

boy:
wat u doin rite now??
xcept for chattin on fb

gal:
well,
time pass!
:P:P

boy:
ha....safe answer

gal:
nothin like tht ya
uploaded some photos
n now checkin out my frnds bday pics

boy:
hmmm......good

gal:
:):)

boy: hey nice dp ,,,

gal:
thanx..

guy:
u like wearing huge glares or wat
???
thias one is lookin good on u though

gal:
i was anticipatin tht
??
gal:
how cum u didnt comment on my glares1

boy:
lolll...!!!!

gal:
:P:P

boy:
loll... arrre u don like it wqhen i comment bout ur glares kya ??

gal:
nothin like tht
was just kiddin

boy:
no its ok....i also dont lyk someone commentin on my glares

gal:
its absolutely fine wid me

boy:
by the way glares kitne
ka
liya??

gal:
kyun?

boy:
just wanna know if its original

gal:
well
its not

boy:
nice....anyways original glares are overrated

gal:
hmm...
i prefer takin originals
but this one was gifted to me by one of my cousins
n i know its not original

boy:
arre....i sais overrated ....not overpriced.....why u not replyin

gal:
wat u mean by overrated?

boy:
loll
mujhe bhi nai maaloom....ek hollywood movie se uthaya (lol this is the point wher we started laughin ,,,, laughin like hell!!.. n it has just started )

gal:
wat?

boy: (now knowing that he has screwed up he is trying to damage control .. but he just keeps falling more n more into the pit he created for himself)
exactly wat
i get drunk sometimes (at this point i shout at him (we wer taking his case )dude u cant tell her tat i drink wtd have u done so he goes )
no no....i take that last sentence back

gal:
r u drunk?

boy;
no.......i wasa just kiddin
u werent replyn na....so (we r laughing like hell ha haha ha )

gal;
u hav gone crazy!
anywat i gotta go...
anyway*
will catch u sometime later

boy:
thanks a lot!!!!!!!!!!!

gal:
cya
tc

boy:
mission accomplished

gal:
wat mission?

boy:
by the way i was just typin wat my frnds were tellin me to type
wat??? (he tries another escape route out to make things right .cause now he thinks itshis fault that tat gal will never speak to me again...but is not sure if it was the right thing to do....)
i'm still kiddin

gal: (loll....gal gets freaked out i guess )
good
now
cya..

boy;
were rite
i've gone crazy
shit......amn's back ....i gotta go.....bye!!!!

then ther was no reply but the gal didnt go off line so

boy:
wats goin on?
(pause for a while still no reply)
the song frm salaam namaste??

gal:
bye.

boy:
ruko ruko....saade barah nahi baje ab tak
sorry.....its paune barah baje
sorry slip of tongue....no no fingers

gal:
lissen i thnk u hav gone crazy
so ill ttyl

boy:
yeah u rite.....bye
was wonderful talkin to you....
i'll leave now

..................................................end .....................................................
ha ha ha h aha ha ah ah
loll...!!! i thought i shud share it with u guys
wat i actually want to show u gals is ... how hard it can be for some guys to talk to u ,,,!!!
n tats all because u guys r so scary to them ...!!
these r not uncool ppl ...they just get a lil awkward around u ppl ...!!!
so please cut them some slack ...loll

the gir whoes car i banged ..!!!!

2010-04-10T12:00:00.000-07:00

usually when u bump or scratch ur car or some one elses car its a bad thing right ...??
okie imagine this
i scartch my car with this red swift ..which turns out ,belongs to this chick ...~~~
wud u still think banging or scrathing ur car was such a bad thing tat happened to u ..??

lolll ther she is standing at my window saying all nice things .. or wait wer those abuses ..??
ahh doesn matter every word she says is so sweet..
it took me a while to absorb the situation cause this kinda a thing neva happens to me .. neva !!
i always go the theatre or travel by train hoping n praying to god that the seat next to me wud atleast someday be allocated to a gal .. it neva comes ture .. n now when i give up hope .n when i least expect it ..GOD listened ,, or did he made a mistake cause m pretty sure purposely he wud neva want me to meet women m sure he does all he can to keep me away from them...
may be my rahu n khetu wer in the right direction today lolll what eva might be the reason nonetheless the truth stood ther at my window.. i suddenly came to my senses ...

r u blind
dikhayee nahi deta ...??
khadi gaadi ko bhi thok diya ..
gaadi chalne nahi aati tho chalata kyon hai ...??

she was a bit angry ,,(or may be more than a bit )
she looked so cute even when she was so angry ...!!
suddenly she noticed the omg what have i done expression on my face n stopped for a while (or may be she noticed that i was dumb struck by her )
the wierd guy that i m ... i smiled may be on her cuteness or probably on the situation tat i was in
not knowing wat to say..i did the peculiar aman arre arre arre m realli sorry .. n then touched my hiar ...!!
tat worked like a charm ..
it calmed her down a bit ..she was still saying ki dude this is not done n all but she was also at the same time now smillin a bit here n ther...
n e wayz we talkd it out ...!!!
i told her tat i will contact her n fix her car up .!!! n by the end of it all we came to good terms with each other ..!!
infact it all went so nice tat now i m thinkin of doing this on regular basis u know when eva u want to tlk to some new chick .. jus go n bang her car n tats it ..!!1 a whole new way of hitting on gals ,,,,loll hai ki nahi good idea ??? haan GOD works in mysterious ways doesn he ;))

the most intresting scratch on my car ..

2010-04-06T07:49:00.001-07:00

its 5 pm ...
i m done with my coll n m on my way bak home .
my dad who usuallly refuses to believe that his 10 year old maruti 800 is a garbage suddenly wakes up this month n within 4 weeks buys a 'new second hand swift' loll..
so i land up with the old white but familar ; so easy to drive maruti ,.which is totally fine by me ..in fact i cudn have asked for n e thing more .(actually on 2 nd thoughts may be a pulsar 220 or 180 atleast or even 150 wud do .. but still even this is fine )

yeah so i get in my car ...!!1
my heads still filled with all the assignments that i have to submit ,,
a lady crosses by so i have to slow down then i race the poor old engine of my maruti yet again .
but before i cud catch speed i hit traffic n i had put on brakes ,,,
i hate traffic .,.its maddening these days ...however to my advantage maruti is a small car n can be zip zapped around the traffic . n especially when its in my hands i like to push the boundarys of my car n see how far can i take it n how efficiently i can command it ...
which can be wrongly intrepeted by others who sit in my car as rash driving .. but i wud like to differ
i have been driving since the past4 years now ,,n besides the initial learning days i haven crashed or bumped or got my car scratched ever..irrespective of whatu guys call as my rash driving

n e wayz moving on ..so in my attempt to see how far can i take my small little car .. i somehow took it a lil too far i guess ,,....
ther was this red swift . exactly like the one my dad bought standing ther . the rear of the swift and the head of the bus had what i thought just enough space for my lil maruti to swoop in or atleast tatss wat i thought ..!!!!!
next thing i know .. we experience a thud n i hear a screathing sound from the left door ..but i was too in to to back out now the bus had started to move so i carried on
it turns out the rear end of the swift the one that buldges out a lil n my left door wer literally rubbing against each other each other ...

(result was a big fat red line all across my whole left side as if it was some kind of a crazy car tatto ,,!!!)

now i pull over my car n before i can get out of my car i see in the side view mirror some one getting out of the swift..i checked my pockets n i had onli 20 buks left with me n right ther i knew i was in deep shit
so i kept to my seat n didnt get out of car ...this person comes over all angry n in order to have a go at me the person bends a lil at my window
it turns out she is this realli realli realli cute chick ....!!!

ps:i will finish the story in the other part .. soorry gtg now

wat to do ..??

2010-03-09T08:17:00.001-08:00

the problem of the world is that thier heartless minds govern thier mindless hearts..
with me though its the other way round my mindless heart prevails over the heartless mind .. wat to do ..???

THE MAN AND THE GEESE

2010-02-26T07:27:00.000-08:00

THE MAN AND THE GEESE

There was once a man who didn’t believe in God, and he didn’t hesitate to let others know how he felt about religion and religious holidays. His wife, however, did believe, and she raised their children to also have faith in God and Jesus, despite his disparaging comments.

One snowy Eve, his wife was taking their children to service in the farm community in which they lived. They were to talk about Jesus’ birth. She asked him to come, but he refused ‘That story is nonsense!’ he said. ‘Why would God lower Himself to come to Earth as a man? That’s ridiculous!’

So she and the children left, and he stayed home.

A while later, the winds grew stronger and the snow turned into a blizzard. As the man looked out the window, all he saw was a blinding snowstorm. He sat down to relax before the fire for the evening. Then he heard a loud thump. Something had hit the window.

He looked out, but couldn’t see more than a few feet.

When the snow let up a little, he ventured outside to see what could have been beating on his window.

In the field near his house he saw a flock of wild geese. Apparently they had been flying south for the winter when they got caught in the snowstorm and couldn’t go on. They were lost and stranded on his farm, with no food or shelter. They just flapped their wings and flew around the field in low circles, blindly and aimlessly. A couple of them had flown into his window, it seemed.

The man felt sorry for the geese and wanted to help them. The barn would be a great place for them to stay, he thought. It’s warm and safe; surely they could spend the night and wait out the storm. So he walked over to the barn and opened the doors wide, then watched and waited, hoping they would notice the open barn and go inside. But the geese just fluttered around aimlessly and didn’t seem to notice the barn or realize what it could mean for them.

The man tried to get their attention, but that just seemed to scare them, and they moved further away. He went into the house and came with some bread, broke it up, and made a bread crumb trail leading to the barn. They still didn’t catch on.

Now he was getting frustrated. He got behind them and tried to shoo them toward the barn, but they only got more scared and scattered in every direction except toward the barn. Nothing he did could get them to go into the barn where they would be warm and safe. ‘Why don’t they follow me?!’ he exclaimed. ‘Can’t they see this is the only place where they can survive the storm?’

He thought for a moment and realized that they just wouldn’t follow a human ‘If only I were a goose, then I could save them,’ he said out loud.

(the following content has been taken from a site ...unfortuantely i have lost the url to the site .. so m unable to to give the due credit that they deserve ... but i m helping them spread the message so i sope they wont mind ,,,)

The fucking dead lines.......////

2010-02-20T13:35:00.000-08:00

u r just bout to cross the road ... when u hear the horn n sunddenly life frezzes...!!

u get up every morning...just to rush to get to the deadline of the lecture thats going to start in an hour ..
in the lecture u rush to complete the deadline of the assignments in the last bench not even listening to what the professors saying who is not even bothered that u r not listening ...!! u r so engrossed in this mindless job that u r .. not even aware of what u r copying .. u r just copyin .. or just trying to cope ,,up with this insane world ...!! wher everything sane doesnt makes sense n everything insane does .. it sometimes makes u wonder if its the world or is it just me who has gone all upside down ....but m just trying to be me
n then when u rush after the lecture to catch the movie u might miss or the buss u might not catch ...thats when the horn freezes u .....

the truck's coming right towards u ...its still pretty far away but the adrelin in ur body rushes to ur brain.. n for thaat one sec u r ther ...!!
u r finally ther ,,,the world finally got u ..even though if it was for that just one sec ..u actually lived not in some future deadline but in the present ,,,in this sec .. in the heat of the moment
after this one sec . the present lost u again..

y should i do it ,,
i don realli care of waht happens .. what would have happened if i had been under the truck instead of being away from it .. would the fucking deadline still matter ..??? would the fact that i have got 2 kts bother n e one ...?would it bother mother.. my mom .or . my dad ,,??
is this all u guys care bout in the world??
n suddenly u realise
tat ....
u r on the busride to the theatre by now . u see dirt .. u see filth... u smell stress ...people cursing each other .some out loud some in thier minds .. i can hear it all .. y can i hear it all ?? is ther something worng with me ?? . u ridicule it but u enjoy it ..!!

n then u see her ...gleaming eyes n those..... bornish black hair n that frown that she is trying to make up cause i m late n i cudn meet the fucking deadline (she is not realli angry with me.. this i know ..u girls cant realli fake stuff ...u think we don know it but we know it .. we know it when u r faking it up ,,,,!!1 if u know what i mean)

n then u see her eyes yeah those gleaming ones full of water with the biggest smile on her face n the movie screen running the THE END part ... n u say .. thats y i live ...!!
thats my prupose ,,,??
n then u hold her in ur arms ... n u dont want to let go of her ..... ever
..but then u remember OH MY GOD TINA ..
ahh shit another fucking deadline ...

.lollll...m just kidding ...spoiled it for u din i ,,,,soory cudn resisit it .
i could read ur mind to seriously is ther something wrong with me ....??
(this is a fiction post btw ,,,,!!)

MR n Mrs Smith ...

2010-02-07T21:56:00.000-08:00

mr smith : wow ..when was the last time u dressed like tat for me ...?
mrs smith: yeah right ;like when i m with u ,u want me to dress ,....!! u tear off everything .!!!. i thought u hated clothes on me ...

mr smith : no seriously who u going out with today ..??
mrs smith : brad ... u know the guy u introduced me to ...at the bar last weekend ...!!
mr smith : so u two r hitting off well then...!!!
mrs smith : yeah he is kinda cute ...!! i m hoping today will be the day ...!!! oh how did ur date go last night ....!!!
mr smith : it wasn bad ..but she is not as good as u in bed .u know ;;no wild experients no crazy stuff just plain boring old fashioned ....we should probably keep our voices low she is still in the bedroom ...i want to be gone before she wakes up ...
mrs smith : don worry i will take care of it .. i will tell her tat u r not a good guy .. n then open her to the "already married" suspense ....!!!
mr smith : no i have already told her bout our marriage ....!!!
mrs smith : n she still went out with u ...!!! she must be a bitch .. ahh she desrves it ...!!!
mr smith : loll... what ever i like her so take it easy on her ..!!1..
mrs smith : u like her even more than me ,,,,?
mr smith : may be ..!!!
mrs smith : u son of a bitch ...
mr smith : loll i was just hoarsing around ......u know thers not a chance in the world...
i love u sweety ..
n then he catches her by both his hands around her shoulder looks her straight in her eyes ..
she says she loves him too
n they kiss ....
thier tounges meet she grabs him by his hairs n starts pulling on them
n then the phone rings ... !! the mouths r not willing to leave each other ... but she tears them apart with a hard push to his chest n then grabs the phone ...answers the ring ...!!
hey brad ..... how u doing ,,,,, then looks at mr smith : whoes lips r still locked in the exact same position as they wer when he was kissing her...
n then she winks ,,,,,
n he smiles ....

do love n sex have to be related together ...??
cant it be that u love someone with all ur herat n stilll keep having strong physical feelings for others....?
i mean y is it such a big deal in a relationship if u sleep with someone else ....??
see mr n mrs smith r doing fine ...rnt they ...!!??
(thats another thing that they r a figment of my immagination..;p produced strictly to bring forth one point ....
do love n sex have to be connected ??!! )

SAve TIGERS ?? realli ?? okie ..!!!

2010-01-30T03:09:00.000-08:00

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just wanted to shout ..!!1
shout out loud ...!!!

ajj kal ki dunia mein chilana gunha hai..
lathi charge karke jail mein daal detein hai ..
par dheerse bolo tho kisi ko sunayee kahan deta hai ...!!!!1
(meaning to make urself heard be loud n clear )
strange world we live in ...!!!

ne wayz mein isliye chila raha hoon .. ki
i saw this add on tv by aircell the telecom service company in india..!!bout save tigers ..!!!
awaaz utaaahoo .... sirf 1411 tigers bach gaye hai in india ...!!tho is liye mein awaaz utha raha hoon

i have neva realli understood .when these guys say ki don go against mother nature save tigers ..
mein hamesha soochta tha ..
ki tigers extinct ho rahe hai ,,,, yeh tho acchi baat hai naa.. less chance of me being eaten by one ... u know

now i know all the evolution n the balance of equillibrium n all ki if tigers wont be ther deerrs n the rabits n all thier poppulation will grow ..n the equilliribum will be lost..
but then again how is tat a problem ,,,!!???
better than having tigers y not have more of rabbits n deers n goats .. n whateva else the tigers eat ...!!
besides going acrooss the line to make sure the tigers remain safe when mother nature is trying to make them extinct isnt that going against nature .....!! what an irony

besides in one of the stories that i heard bout tigers ..the tiger eats up the guy who saves him from the cage ..
so y do they want to save them ...!!again ..??

u know what i think .. this is just a gimmic by aircell to gain a good image among the people
all they care bout is makking a mollah from the smses n blogs
n e ways ,, probably the onli reason y i m blogging this is because ...

1) recently i have been bloggin bout all crazy stuffs u know .. so y not do somthing more meaningful

2) besides wheneva as a child i wud go to a zoo or a circus it wud mainly be to see my fav animal tiger,,,

i used to love hearing stories bout tigers ..
now if they get extinct which stories will i tell to my grand child ...!!!

so even though aircell took this campaign up just so that people sms n
blog through its aircell n genrate some revenue for them . n even
though i m doing this for a stupid reason n even though thers a prettty
good chance that the tiger u save might eat u one day .. n even though
u don have time for ur own problems leave aside mr tiger's problems
nonetheless atleast for the sake of all our grandchildren n thier
bedtime stories ...!!! do all that u guys can to promote this
...!!!!!!!!!

thank u for bearing with me ...........................................urs faithfully .....amn ..!!!

ahem ,, uhhmm .. thank u ...!!

2010-01-21T21:15:00.000-08:00

okie here goes ,,,!!
i m bout come out in open with my issue ...
everyone has one...
ya for one i have a lot actually ...
but we will be focusing on the one which i m criticsed most bout ..
u know thier thing .. like in love ajj kal .. saif ali khan always drinks black teaa
yaah similarly ,, i have a problem with wishing ...!!!

i like to call it the wishing woes ..
ever since childhood i have found the tradition of whishing people realli stupid ,,,,
u know ilike on birthdays .. on new years ,,,, on diwali.. especially on diwallis it gets worse ,
people come up to u with a broad smile n wish u ...!! ya most people like it ,,
i on the other hand hate it ..
not just because its mentally tiring n repeptively irritating to acknowledge every wish tat u get (which i m bad at .. ) but also because its just so plane fake most of the times ...!!( not always .. most of the times )

wishes r supposed to be warm . they r supposed to make u feel good ,,,
but honestly ther r a very few geuniene wishes tat i have recieved in my life ..
almost all of them feel cold ,,,n i don like being cold ,, i get real awkward around cold people ...!!

i have observed tat most people wish just because everyone wishes ,,, u know .like a ritual we follow without thinkin or meaning it ,,,tats so plane dumb ..
wake up guys ..atleast be aware of wat u r doing
but my prob is even with a genuine wish .. i m the worst wish acceptor ,,,

it so happened once tat it was my b day ..n this guy amod called me .. i preassumed it was for wishin me ..it went like this
amod : hey man ...!!
aman : hey u din have to call ,,,!!
he is lyk wat ?:?
aman : oh no nothing ,,
n then ther was this secs silence
it was such a long sec i cudn take it ,,
i said "happy b day .."
n it waas my b day n i m wishin him
amod : wat :??
n i went like
oh soorry i was supposed to say thanku
wait u haven even wished yet ,,,o fuk ... sorry dude ,,i suk at this i got ur point .. keeep the fuking fone....!!!

u seee ,.. n e ways ...so the whole point of this post is . uknow if itsmy b day or n e other day n u feel obligated to wish me.. well dont ..!!
save me the horror ,,
n if i don wish u.. tat means i care bout u ...
n m saving u the horror of the most awkward cold wish....!!!!:a