the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast https://cleancomedypodcast.com A clean-comedy podcast with funny stories from life, making fun of idioms, hilarious conversations about the news, and other humorous tales from hosts Daniel J. Lewis and his wife Jenny, Jeremy Laughlin, and frequent guests. Please send your own funny stuff to feedback@Noodle.mx (audio files welcome) or call (903) 231-2221. Join us live on Wednesdays at 6:00 p.m. (ET) at https://noodle.mx/live. Mon, 31 Jul 2017 13:47:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.4 A clean comedy podcast with funny stories from life, making fun of idioms, hilarious conversations about the news, and other humorous tales from hosts Daniel J. Lewis, Jeremy Laughlin, and frequent guests. All fun and family-friendly.<br /> <br /> Please send your own funny stuff to feedback@Noodle.mx (audio files welcome) or call (903) 231-2221. Join us live on Wednesday nights at 6:00 p.m. (ET/GMT-4) at https://noodle.mx/live. Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians) © 2007–2017 D.Joseph Design LLC Seasoning packets of clean comedy to flavor your day the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast https://cleancomedypodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/powerpress/trn-cover_art_2-144x144.jpg https://cleancomedypodcast.com TV-G Cincinnati, OH Weekly the Ramen Noodle WILL return (after Once Upon a Time)! - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/a7mOHS8UlXE/ Tue, 13 Dec 2016 15:32:56 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4446 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn-will-return-after-once-upon-a-time/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn-will-return-after-once-upon-a-time/feed/ 13 Thank you for subscribing to the Ramen Noodle! We know there are very few family-friendly, clean-comedy podcasts out there. I (Daniel) have decided that I will not let this podcast die and it will return!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/a7mOHS8UlXE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Thank you for subscribing to the Ramen Noodle! We know there are very few family-friendly, clean-comedy podcasts out there. I (Daniel) have decided that I will not let this podcast die and it will return! I have realized that I don’t have the personal margin to host the Ramen Noodle and our Once Upon a Time podcast. So until Once Upon a Time is off the air, I’m putting this podcast on hiatus.
I’m planning to return in summer 2017, but having a fresh baby in my life could delay that (despite also providing all kinds of new stories!).
In the meantime, I switched Patreon to charge “per episode,” so our supporters won’t continue to pay when we haven’t released anything. If you wish to make us more eager to return, then please become our patron on Patreon, and you won’t be charged until we publish an episode.
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Exploding Ants – tRN208 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/oBIHD7WKwCc/ Fri, 27 May 2016 14:41:16 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4179 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/exploding-ants-the-ramen-noodle-208/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/exploding-ants-the-ramen-noodle-208/feed/ 2 Chewing gum, brownie ants, Mother's Day, and more clean comedy for you and the whole family!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/oBIHD7WKwCc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Chewing gum, brownie ants, Mother's Day, and more clean comedy for you and the whole family! Fake sponsor
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Jeremy stores gum for the apocalypse.
Jenny eats eats with brownies.
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A Very Bald Husband – tRN207 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/aZNKSQR6cFY/ Tue, 29 Mar 2016 17:33:03 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4157 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/a-very-bald-husband-the-ramen-noodle-207/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/a-very-bald-husband-the-ramen-noodle-207/feed/ 3 Daniel is bald, Jeremy is back from California, and we're back with the clean-comedy podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/aZNKSQR6cFY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Daniel is bald, Jeremy is back from California, and we're back with the clean-comedy podcast! Daniel is bald, Jeremy is back from California, and we’re back with the clean-comedy podcast!
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Daniel broke a Chick-Fil-A employee! Try it yourself. Instead of saying, “Thank you,” try saying, “It is my pleasure to be served by you.”
Jeremy experienced San Francisco’s finest (and maybe most expensive) breakfast sandwich!

Our Notorious Noodlers!

* Lisa Rutledge (new)
* Chris Cullnane (new)
* Emily Adamson
* Peter Chapman
* Aaron Hughey
* Scott
* Matthew Hinman
* C Gibbons
* John Shaffer

Featured story: Daniel is now bald!
Daniel talked about his shaved-head experience. Plus, Daniel has his “ugly puritan shirt” back!

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Just Going Through the Emoji – tRN206 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/thXXtM0fxGc/ Wed, 02 Mar 2016 18:11:51 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4148 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/just-going-through-the-emoji-the-ramen-noodle-206/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/just-going-through-the-emoji-the-ramen-noodle-206/feed/ 1 Hold your Facebook reactions and grab some friends as you listen to this family friendly, clean-comedy podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/thXXtM0fxGc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hold your Facebook reactions and grab some friends as you listen to this family friendly, clean-comedy podcast! Hold your Facebook reactions and grab some friends as you listen to this family friendly, clean-comedy podcast!
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Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel shares the latest updates on his hair and nail regrowth, since you totally wanted to know.
* Support our podcast and we’ll send you some of Daniel’s hair when he shaves his head!
* We also share an update about Aldi (listen to Aldi’s Logo Has Bellbottoms for more history).

This is what Jeremy imagines Daniel to look like when waking up. But that’s not enough hair in the face!


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Well-Hydrated – tRN205 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/1F_qZngzVHw/ Tue, 16 Feb 2016 20:17:16 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4141 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/well-hydrated-the-ramen-noodle-205/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/well-hydrated-the-ramen-noodle-205/feed/ 2 Hear Daniel's newest, most-embarrassing story that happened at the Consumer Electronic Show (CES).<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/1F_qZngzVHw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hear Daniel's newest, most-embarrassing story that happened at the Consumer Electronic Show (CES). Hear Daniel’s newest, most-embarrassing story that happened at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES).
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This episode is all about Daniel’s visit to Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). He shares stories about staying healthy, staying busy, and staying well-hydrated.

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Being THAT Guy – tRN204 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/cewJa5N6nO8/ Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:26:04 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4131 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/being-that-guy-the-ramen-noodle-204/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/being-that-guy-the-ramen-noodle-204/feed/ 1 We're back with a new TV and a great marriage!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/cewJa5N6nO8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We're back with a new TV and a great marriage! We’re back with a new TV and a great marriage!

Random Noodle Updates
Daniel and Jenny have a great marriage, which is why there haven’t been more episodes and why Jeremy is back. And the marriage is so great, they got a new TV on Christmas Eve.
 

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Great Big Sweater Gods – tRN203 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/3vNW9FBQOx0/ Tue, 01 Dec 2015 03:58:40 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4124 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/great-big-sweater-gods-the-ramen-noodle-203/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/great-big-sweater-gods-the-ramen-noodle-203/feed/ 4 Happy Thanksgiving to all the black nails, black Fridays, long-haired hippies, and other racist-Friday shoppers with their ugly Christmas sweaters!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/3vNW9FBQOx0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Happy Thanksgiving to all the black nails, black Fridays, long-haired hippies, and other racist-Friday shoppers with their ugly Christmas sweaters! Happy Thanksgiving to all the black nails, black Fridays, long-haired hippies, and other racist-Friday shoppers with their ugly Christmas sweaters!
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel gave a hair and nails update.
Jenny shared a special story, inspired by Strongbad’s “Everybody to the Limit“:
Once upon a time, there were two fawns named Moop and Mortimer. Moop was a Parkle fawn, and Mortimer was a Frickle fawn. They were best friends, and both were on a pilgrimage to the shrine of the Great Big Sweater gods where they would offer their sacrifices of fresh peach fuzz.
Equipped with their razors and peaches, Moop and Mortimer set off toward the forest of the song monkeys to get there. They clip-clopped into the shade of the first bubblegum tree armed with a music box and a singing Princess Petunia doll. A squeeze bottle of ketchup was produced from Mortimer’s pack for tracking their way.
Mortimer wound the key on his music box, and Moop readied his finger on Princess Petunia’s belly button. Both were listening for the sound of song monkeys.
As the ketchup sputtered out of the bottle, Mortimer was carefully avoiding the largest and loudest bubblegum wrappers that had fallen off the trees and were now scattered across the forest floor. Moop however was noisily crunching over them, holding Princess Petunia at arm’s length with both his thumbs firmly placed on the doll’s belly button. Crunch-clip crunch-clop. They went deeper into the forest listening cautiously.
As they neared the heart of the forest, the sound of a beating drum grew louder with each crunchy step. At least a dozen song monkeys grinned at the pair of fawns now below them. Moop and Mortimer were straining hard now to listen for the sound of an approach over the bang of the drum. They paused at the distant sound of a wail.
Suddenly there was a shocking sound of screeching from directly behind them. Mortimer startled and spun around. Moop jumped and pressed his thumbs with all his might into Princess Petunia’s belly button, and he threw her in the direction of the screeching, but without much accuracy because his eyes were shut tightly.
Moop stood, covering his ears while Mortimer watched Princess Petunia land. the screeching stopped just in time for Moop and Mortimer to hear the dying sound of Princess Petunia’s batteries die mid-song. the silence lasted for only a moment before the monkeys sprang from the trees. The screeching resumed as Mortimer opened the lid of his music box. the closest monkeys halted to examine the tiny ballerina turn on her little spring. A plunky melody played. Mortimer set the box down. The monkeys listened as the two fawns crept away.
On the edge of the forest now, Mortimer capped his ketchup and put it back into his pack. the two started their ascent up the mountain to shave their peaches before the shrine of their beloved Great Big Sweater gods.
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Sliding Door Horror – tRN202 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/DeDVjzyqJnA/ Fri, 30 Oct 2015 14:20:48 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4106 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/sliding-door-horror-the-ramen-noodle-202/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/sliding-door-horror-the-ramen-noodle-202/feed/ 9 You might not want to listen to this bone-crushing clean-comedy if you have a weak constitution, weak declaration of independence, or weak healthcare.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/DeDVjzyqJnA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> You might not want to listen to this bone-crushing clean-comedy if you have a weak constitution, weak declaration of independence, or weak healthcare. You might not want to listen to this bone-crushing clean-comedy if you have a weak constitution,  weak declaration of independence, or weak healthcare.
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Random Noodle Updates

* Jenny eats squash bread (and squashes bread), but when the crumbs fall, our dog obeys.
* Daniel was invited to host a podcast for a veterinary conference. What kinds of questions would he ask the speakers?
* Jenny was the lead actress in “Returning Redbox,” a dramatic story of a beautiful young woman who barely returns her DVD in time.
* Daniel moved into his new office studio but blackened his thumbnail in a door. Very similar to an episode of Lost where someone’s leg was crushed and was about to be amputated by a sliding airplane door. This inspired us to talk a lot about smashing our fingers in doors.

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DELICIOUS! – tRN201 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/mGVKgZTDCi0/ Wed, 30 Sep 2015 17:08:44 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4071 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/delicious-the-ramen-noodle-201/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/delicious-the-ramen-noodle-201/feed/ 8 We're back! We share some short stories from when Jenny went on a vacation without Daniel.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/mGVKgZTDCi0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We're back! We share some short stories from when Jenny went on a vacation without Daniel. ## Thanks for the iTunes reviews!
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When will the Ramen Noodle clean comedy return? - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/I-QA4WLn3fM/ Fri, 21 Aug 2015 18:32:42 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=4055 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/when-will-the-ramen-noodle-clean-comedy-return/#comments https://cleancomedypodcast.com/when-will-the-ramen-noodle-clean-comedy-return/feed/ 6 Yes, the Ramen Noodle can come back, but only with your support!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/I-QA4WLn3fM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Yes, the Ramen Noodle can come back, but only with your support! Visit https://www.patreon.com/theramennoodle to support the Ramen Noodle and bring back our clean-comedy podcast! Daniel J. Lewis, clean comedian clean 7:12 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/when-will-the-ramen-noodle-clean-comedy-return/ The End … of Season 3 – tRN200 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/rYBXJLijZXE/ Thu, 29 Jan 2015 21:11:49 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3999 Big news about the future of the Ramen Noodle podcast and videos! Plus, live calls to celebrate our 200th clean-comedy episode!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/rYBXJLijZXE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Big news about the future of the Ramen Noodle podcast and videos! Plus, live calls to celebrate our 200th clean-comedy episode! Big news about the future of the Ramen Noodle podcast and videos! Plus, live calls to celebrate our 200th clean-comedy episode!
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel, “I cooked some extra bacon for you, do you mind?” When will anyone ever mind a sentence with the phrase, “bacon for you”?
Live calls!
We received many great calls from our wonderful live listeners! Surprisingly, no one asked for Sgt. Packet.
What’s coming in season 4
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Hugging Makes Me Goofy – tRN199 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/2VBNwLJTTzI/ Thu, 22 Jan 2015 18:45:49 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3985 Ramen noodles do strange things in your stomach and to interstates. Grab your spam and enjoy this clean-comedy!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/2VBNwLJTTzI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Ramen noodles do strange things in your stomach and to interstates. Grab your spam and enjoy this clean-comedy! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel is spamming the spammers.
Noodles in the News
Scientists Reveal Ramen Noodles Cause Heart Disease, Stroke & Metabolic Syndrome

Here’s the boring source video, with fun music!

Ramen Noodle Truck Crash Blocks I-95. What would you do with a truckload of ramen noodles?
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The Alarm Is Loud – tRN198 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/URFxOzSNxHY/ Thu, 15 Jan 2015 14:56:42 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3977 Close your flue, bandage your fingers, and explode your urinals as you join us for this clean-comedy podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/URFxOzSNxHY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Close your flue, bandage your fingers, and explode your urinals as you join us for this clean-comedy podcast! Visit Lynda.com/noodle for a free trial and learn something new today!
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s fingers get mysteriously cut. SEO recording: changing wardrobes, focus, ring, Carbon monoxide alarm.
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 Once the main water pressure regulator in the industrial building in which I work failed. The first thing in line in the building was the first urinal in the men’s bathroom. The aforementioned appliance exploded, spraying water and bits of porcelain liberally around the room.
It took almost two weeks to get the replacement, all the while sporting a sign I had manufactured for the occasion. It said, “You too can have results like this! Try ‘POWER PEE’ herbal supplements!!”
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Release Mommy Duck – tRN197 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/TFEOXcVNeOU/ Fri, 09 Jan 2015 19:36:01 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3969 Tragedy at Goasis, tragedy at home, hot-pepper orchestra, Natalie Portman, and Feliz Navidad! Enjoy our latest clean-comedy podcast after Christmas!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/TFEOXcVNeOU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Tragedy at Goasis, tragedy at home, hot-pepper orchestra, Natalie Portman, and Feliz Navidad! Enjoy our latest clean-comedy podcast after Christmas! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s new job is The Butler, and he done it.
Jeremy loses things in amazing public restrooms, like Goasis.
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 Hey guys, I have a funny story you guys would probably like. I have two birds, dinkleman the parakeet, and Nigel the cockatiel. They are both really weird. I’ll start with Nigel. You see, he really likes feet. Like a lot. It’s actually really creepy. He’ll come up to my feet and start talking and singing, all the while twirling in circles. So just picture a bird rubbing its head on a foot while twirling in circles and whistling the drunken sailor tune. Pretty weird. Anyway, dinkleman is not only weird, but really creepy. He has this cage with a clear base, and it has a ladder that goes all the way up his cage. Whatever level I’m at, like laying on my bed, sitting, or standing, he is at my eye level, staring at me. He will even move when I do, and will just stare at me. It’s really stalkerish. … Thanks for the podcasts!
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Noodles in the News

The Danish National Chamber Orchestra was crying while playing a piece by Jacobe Gade.  The article states that “classical music is known to move listeners and bring them to tears, members of the orchestra were tearing up for a reason that you wouldn’t expect.”  Online video maker Chili Klaus films people eating hot peppers, so he brought some to the concert.  Before each movement, each player would pop a chili into their mouths.  “The musicians kept on playing while trying to keep their composure, with a few of them grimacing, tearing up, and coughing. Despite the discomfort brought by the chili peppers, the orchestra continued to play and finished “Tango Jalousie” up to the last note.” Their performance was on fire.
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What do you think “Feliz Navidad” sounds like they’re singing?

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Smell My Pancakes – tRN196 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/pkXFkEtQMBU/ Thu, 11 Dec 2014 19:22:24 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3954 Get ready for Christmas with our last clean-comedy podcast of the year!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/pkXFkEtQMBU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Get ready for Christmas with our last clean-comedy podcast of the year! Get ready for Christmas with our last clean-comedy podcast of the year!
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s hair is making him look forward to baldness. How to make hot cocoa more manly. Pre-washed pancakes (remember the washed chicken from episode 13?). The taste of Egg nog of dog.
Jeremy was reminded of Creepy Crawlers:

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I thought I heard a song about Jesus on a TV commercial. I got excited and looked up.
They weren’t singing about Jesus. It was a commercial for Chuck E CHEESE’S.
—Kyra
 
My Dad owns a restaurant, and I help there sometimes when I’m off of school. One of the things I help with is passing out flyers, or putting them on the windshields of cars.
One day, I was walking downtown putting flyers on car windshields, I had already leaned over and had my hand on the windshield when I noticed that there was a guy sitting in the car! I was so scared!
The first rule of putting flyers on windshields is not to make direct contact with the person who owns the car. But then I saw that he was on his phone and didn’t notice me. Then, feeling like a stalker, I snuck around to the other side of the car to see what he was doing, HE WAS PLAYING CANDY CRUSH SAGA! Seriously, this guy was SO engrossed in his phone that he did not notice someone sneaking up and putting a flyer on his windshield, or looking through the window over his shoulder.
—Brooklyn
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Make this your only stock and store

By Edgar on July 8, 2008
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey,

With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore

As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.

‘Bad condensor, that,’ I muttered, ‘vibrating the icebox door –

Only this, and nothing more.’Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,

I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.

Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,

Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore –

Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore –

Purg’ed here for evermore.And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky

Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,

So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,

I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door –

Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door –

I resolved to have some more.
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

‘This,’ said I, ‘requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.’

To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire

How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.

Then I grasped its woodgrain handle – here I opened wide the door; –

Darkness there, and nothing more.
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Thanksgiving Hair – tRN195 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/ThAzwyyGG6o/ Thu, 04 Dec 2014 17:07:50 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3948 Happy Thanksgiving! We share some Thanksgiving stories, a surprising Old Testament instrument resurrected, and our own accidental Frozen parody song.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/ThAzwyyGG6o" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Happy Thanksgiving! We share some Thanksgiving stories, a surprising Old Testament instrument resurrected, and our own accidental Frozen parody song. Fake sponsor
This episode doth be brought to thee by ye olde Authorized King James Version.
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel had four Thanksgivings but no leftovers. Almost got a free hearing test from a guy that was being overly compassionate. A hair almost ruined Thanksgiving. And Daniel maybe have ruined EagleCoach95.
Commercial break
We at Old Testament Music Company, the ones that brought you the high sounding cymbals, have really outdone ourselves.
This time we have gone all the way back to Daniel Chapter 3, In the Authorized King James Version of the Bible and have produced one of the most beloved musical instruments ever played. Thousands bowed the knee when the storied strains of this fabled instrument split the air.
Now, after centuries of silence, we are bringing back for the first time………… that’s right, you guessed it, THE SACKBUT!
This is not your grandmother’s medieval sackbut she used for baroque ballads. Oh no. We are bringing back the ORIGINAL sackbut that King Nebuchadnezzar himself ordered played in Daniel Chapter 3.
What does this ancient miracle of musicality sound like? I thought you’d never ask.
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff! I’d wager nothing like that has ever been heard in modern music.
So, How do you get your own sackbut? Don’t worry, we won’t make you bow before a golden image or throw you into a firey furnace. All you have to do is send us money, LOTS of money. If you send enough, we will manufacture and send to you, COD, your very own sackbut.
You know you’ve always wanted one. You could have the first sackbut in your town. Just think how surprised your friends and coworkers will be when you drag your ancient sackbut to work, or even the gym. Just ease your sackbut right onto the treadmill. It soooo easy to do.
But wait, there’s more. If you order your sackbut in the next undetermined amount of time, we will include a second sackbut absolutely free, just pay the undisclosed shipping and handling. Hey, sorry about the shipping and handling, but sackbuts are HEAVY!
Just think how welcome the extra sackbut would be at Christmas as a gift for your wife or girlfriend. We all know that EVERY woman wants a sackbut!
Order today! We’re on the web at: we sure do hope you send us a bunch of cash so we can retire on your money while you sit on your sackbut….. Dot com!
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We hope you understand that this ad is fake and no sackbuts but the medieval type are available at this time. When you stop laughing, we hope you will read Daniel Chapter 3, and all biblical chapters before and after Daniel Chapter 3. Thank you.
As I child I always found the sackbut references in KJV Daniel chapter 3 hillarious. This week it occurred to me that a fake commercial could be devised on the subject. I have attached my recording. Thanks for considering it.
Jeff Holbrook
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I Can’t Tech No Satisfaction – tRN194 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/CuYQYFklok8/ Thu, 13 Nov 2014 14:27:17 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3941 Jeremy's gone and he must've given our technology a virus! We gripe and have fun, mostly about technology issues.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/CuYQYFklok8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Jeremy's gone and he must've given our technology a virus! We gripe and have fun, mostly about technology issues. Our podcast producer, John Bukenas, fills in for Jeremy.
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel is suffering from repeat computer repair—”YOU HAD ONE JOB, REPAIR CENTER!”
John is stove-topless.
## 6 ways to deal with the technologically challenged

* Tell them to give it 24 hours, and then try rebooting. Repeat until solved.
* Pretend you don’t understand the problem, either.
* LetMeGoogleThatForYou.com
* Give them someone else’s name.
* Take it away
* Just do it for them

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You Got All the Toys I Wanted – tRN193 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/1mlb35ElmJ0/ Thu, 06 Nov 2014 14:49:59 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3932 Take a walk down memory lane and discover your childhood toys are worth a fortune. Grab your Oreos for this clean-comedy podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/1mlb35ElmJ0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Take a walk down memory lane and discover your childhood toys are worth a fortune. Grab your Oreos for this clean-comedy podcast! Fake sponsor
Did you ever dare to wonder, to dream what it would be like to be in control of your stuff? Do long to feel the free from having others dole out your stuff? Isn’t it time you stop letting someone else decide how much stuff you deserve?
Introducing Stuff-It-Yourself Chocolate Sandwich Cookies.
You get 4 sleeves of cookies and a bucket of stuff.
Do you only like a little bit of stuff? Or do you want a pile of stuff?
Have it your way!
Dip the cookies right into the stuff, forget the cookies and eat the stuff right off a spoon, or let stuff fly however you dream.
Your stuff, your way. Stuff-It-Yourself Chocolate Sandwich Cookies.
[Submitted by John Bukenas.]
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s faced a crisis went the heater turned on. He also learned that some alarm clocks inspire weird dreams.
Noodles in the News
32 Of Your Childhood Toys That Are Worth An Absolute Fortune Now
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Wear a Freakin’ Fedora – tRN192 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/nSoCamgG0Hc/ Thu, 09 Oct 2014 14:42:00 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3927 Cool people wear fedoras—Carmen Sandiego, Dick Tracy, and Indiana Jones. If you want to be cool, buy a curved TV and listen to this clean-comedy podcast.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/nSoCamgG0Hc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Cool people wear fedoras—Carmen Sandiego, Dick Tracy, and Indiana Jones. If you want to be cool, buy a curved TV and listen to this clean-comedy podcast. Cool people wear fedoras—Carmen Sandiego,  Dick Tracy, and Indiana Jones. If you want to be cool, buy a curved TV and listen to this clean-comedy podcast.
Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s dealing with broken glasses and looks like a crazy man who talks about nothing, but makes it funny.

## The Amazoning Noodle
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4.0 out of 5 stars Amazing TV. I only give it 4 stars because …, September 1, 2014


By Nick JamesSee all my reviews


Amazing TV. I only give it 4 stars because they didn’t mention the importance of securing it to the wall. My dog was running through the house and bumped the stand causing the device to fall over. Luckily the dog was there to cushion the fall. Not a scratch to the TV so it worked perfect to play our home videos of our dog Sparky at his funeral services. He looks so life like on the tv I hardly notice he’s gone.








5.0 out of 5 stars I have friends now!, October 4, 2014


By DemondSee all my reviews


This TV is great! It looks so much like real life that I almost feel like I have one! Before I bought this I would sit at home all alone wiping my tears with $100 bills and leopard fur for hours on end. Now I can trick myself into thinking that the people on the screen are actually my friends. Thanks Samsung!






Q: Is this Samsung TV water-resistant? I want to have my own backyard drive-in theater with surround speakers. Just sit in my car watch the movies in HD.
A: No, it’s not water resistant but at this price you can afford to leave it outside and replace it if it gets rained on.





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Can u plz read this on air? I need help in school cause people make fun of me for wearing a fedora (a hat) its my favourite hat and they hate it. Can u guys tell me why there is something against fedoras?
William
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INSPIRED, by Logan – tRN191 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/_AzR5M0UVuM/ Thu, 25 Sep 2014 15:28:12 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3916 Parallel-universe moments, a Minecraft promise, symbiotic relationships, and more clean comedy in this podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/_AzR5M0UVuM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Parallel-universe moments, a Minecraft promise, symbiotic relationships, and more clean comedy in this podcast! Fake sponsor
(Inspired by Logan)
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Opad: let your technology imprison embrace you.
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel had a parallel-universe moment with his car. Promised to adventure with Jenny.
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One night, I was in bed, and my stepdad was reading to me. ( not like picture books, I’m not 4 years old, like novels.) I had read this book on my own [unintentional Lés Miserables reference] already, and I remembered most of the story. Well, I fell asleep while he was reading to me, and i didn’t notice it, I could still hear him reading. Then I looked around and saw a tiger sitting on my desk, and my stepdad looked a lot like a rhino, but he was still reading the book! Then I woke up and realized I had been dreaming, and I knew the book so well, I still knew what he was saying. Creepy.
—Creepo crafter

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Bury the Rat – tRN190 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/EoB3TcjqwGA/ Thu, 18 Sep 2014 13:31:59 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3910 We can't say that on a clean-comedy podcast! But we can still talk about pet rats, two-edged swords, and hair—all related?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/EoB3TcjqwGA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We can't say that on a clean-comedy podcast! But we can still talk about pet rats, two-edged swords, and hair—all related? Fake sponsor
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Try Drive-Thru Church™, where we even let you kneel at your car’s own alter…nator (not affiliated with the Terminator).
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel has yet another hair update—now he’s eating his hair! He’s also now a stair connoisseur.
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Brooklyn: My pet rat died today, we’re going to bury her in the old town cemetery.
Daniel: Would “I’m sorry for you loss” be an appropriate response over the loss of a pet rat?
Brooklyn: Yea. now our other rat is lonely

We just finished burying her, sniff. We wrapped her in a towel and put her in a box, sniff. The we buried her and put a small rock as a gravestone, sniff. And we said our last good byes as my friend hummed funeral tunes, sniff.
Me sooooooo sad! :*(
I wouldn’t blame you if you mentioned this in the Ramen Noodle and had a good laugh about it.
As long as you have a moment of silence for her
my rat:

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Insinuating Incineration – tRN189 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/YWctjtT11Dg/ Thu, 28 Aug 2014 14:27:31 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3857 You are amazing, intelligent, and funny if you listen to this clean-comedy podcast.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/YWctjtT11Dg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> You are amazing, intelligent, and funny if you listen to this clean-comedy podcast. Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel caught poison oak again, finally got his hair cut, and his dog missed the opportunity to be SuperDog.
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Missing parts

3 stars by Golidog on 10 Aug 2014 (UK store)
 Theres a cover missing on the exhaust pipe. It’s probably not important but maybe this could be fixed for the next model. Thanks.

 

Shame, Thy Name is Lego Death Star! 🙁

5 stars by G on August 1, 2013
I can’t believe I bought this thing. The buyer’s remorse was instant. I’m 34 years old and bought a Lego Death Star. Is this what my life has come to? Spending hard earned paycheck dollars on plastic bricks? Whatever, dude! This is the BEST. TOY. EVERRRRR!!! I put it in my kitchen as a decoration. I like to crush the **** out of Lego Luke in the Lego trash compactor. Take that, maturity!

 

Associated hazards

4 stars by T. Savage on March 19, 2014
It seems like a great piece, but every time I have it almost finished some punk kids in orange come by and smash it. It’s gettin’ old REAL fast.

 

Please note the choking hazard

4 stars by Lattimore on March 19, 2014
This set includes 1 Darth Vader minifigure: not recommended for children under 3 or those with a disturbing lack of faith in the force.

 
You Rebel Scum

By Jarad Denton on March 19, 2014
I have to admit, suspending a car payment to purchase this “toy” was a debate raging inside me for many moons. But, saner heads prevailed and I received my battlestation just in time to have my car repossessed.
The first thing I noticed was that this particular model is not to scale. It is the actual size of a small moon. It literally took 19 years and a team of unpaid, undocumented teddy bears to construct this engineering marvel. However, once it was finished I had at my command an instrument of unholy terror and enjoyment.
I immediately tested it on my neighbor’s dog.
After the blast reduced the canine, and much of the surrounding area to subatomic debris, I decided that the world needed to enjoy the thrill of my new toy as much as I had.
This is where my cautionary tale hits a snag. You see, there’s this kid. Allegedly, during my world tour I “accidentally” blew up his farm, incinerating his aunt and uncle. Instead of talking it out like a rational human being, this blonde punk decides to blow up my super – awesome Legos.
So now I’m set back 19 years and tens of thousands of dollars in missed wages from all the work I stopped going to. And of course there are no teddy bear slaves in sight.
Fortunately, I saved the instructions. So after a few years, which actually defies all logic to speak of – since my foremen only works one day a week because he is permanently dependent on a ventilator… Thanks Obama, we finally got this thing halfway built and working.
Wouldn’t you know it but five minutes later the farm punk shows up, tells me my foreman is his Dad and the two proceed to gang up on me and throw me down an elevator shaft. Which is quite literally where I am writing this review from.
Seriously, what else can go wrong today?
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Drive-By Black-Lighting – tRN188 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/zs3TstR3fl4/ Thu, 21 Aug 2014 17:42:17 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3851 Back from a podcasting conference, we give you funny stories, massive camera lenses, and cupcakes! Enjoy the clean-comedy podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/zs3TstR3fl4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Back from a podcasting conference, we give you funny stories, massive camera lenses, and cupcakes! Enjoy the clean-comedy podcast! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel spoke at Podcast Movement and retold some of the funny stories.
Jeremy is a struggling jump-roper.
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 By Heyolshan on October 11, 2011
Took this bad boy to the top of the Chrysler building and threw it off. It shattered into a million pieces, exactly as expected. Completely satisfied, would highly recommend.



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Bear Crashes Through Skylight, Eats Cupcakes For Boy’s Birthday Party, submitted by Emily (AKA “emdash”)
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Oompa Loompa Lieutenant – tRN187 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/HlRs9MnSTIM/ Thu, 07 Aug 2014 13:03:11 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3842 For the first time in forever, Daniel is now permanently missing a tooth, but that didn't stop the clean-comedy! This was so awesome, you should go high-five a strange.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/HlRs9MnSTIM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> For the first time in forever, Daniel is now permanently missing a tooth, but that didn't stop the clean-comedy! This was so awesome, you should go high-five a strange. Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Jeremy is so awesome, random guys give him random high fives. Daniel wrote his story, but told it more excitingly.
We record the Ramen Noodle live on Wednesdays nights at 6 Eastern. We had to skip last week because of massive tooth ache. Now that I’m better, let me tell you the rest of the story.
The weekend before this started, Jenny and I went on a date to a grocery store. Before you start thinking, “Wow. Some guy! He takes his wife grocery shopping for a date. HOW ROMANTIC!” It’s not like some girl is going to get all romanced up by going to Walmart. Gasping. Panting. Moaning. Fainting.
But this was your average grocery store. In Cincinnati, we have this place called Jungle Jim’s. It’s an huge international grocery store with all kind of weird, ugly, and interesting foods. It truly is an adventure to shop there. This is the kind of place you can find whole duck heads, pig’s feet, every flavor of Jelly Belly jellybean, and Parakeet livers. This is also the place with port-a-let’s for indoor restrooms. Like I said—it’s romantic!
Whenever we go, we like to get something exotic to try. This usually means something sweet. Jenny and I both picked out some fun things and enjoyed them back at home.
My theory is that some of the super-tough, chewy candy I got was not a good idea for one of my teeth.
In previous episodes, I’ve shared stories of going to the dentist. I now have more root canals than Panama. (Kids, brush and floss! You’ll hear people confess their regret for doing drugs, but you rarely hear people share their dental hygiene failures because they’re far too embarrassing.)
Monday morning, I awoke with some significant tooth pain on one specific tooth—one where that previously had a root canal. Due to other circumstances, I did not feel like recording the Audacity to Podcast on that day. So what did I make the episode about? “What to do when you don’t feel like podcasting”! I mentioned something to my live audience then, but I assumed the pain would go away.
Tuesday morning, the pain was bad enough that I saw a dentist. He said the pain would go away and so should I. That night, the pain was so intense that I couldn’t sleep. By Wednesday, I was literally crying from the pain. The doctor saw me again and gave me some basic antibiotics and scheduled a check with a specialist FOR SIX DAYS LATER!
We canceled the Ramen Noodle for that night, but I was stupid enough to go ahead and host our Once Upon a Time podcast—but I wasn’t going to be the one doing the majority of the talking.
When something bothers you, you have to pull it. This is why people pull weeds—they bother them. This is why people pull up their rears—they bother them. And this is also why people pull out their hair—because some hair is allergic to annoyances.
Thursday morning, we saw the dentist again. This time, to just pull the tooth. Most people dread the numbing needle, but I was looking forward to it! The dentist was highly accurate with his poke, because he hit the nerve perfectly. Unfortunately,]]>
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I Love You Marry Me – tRN186 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/n2ip_W-ghi0/ Thu, 24 Jul 2014 14:05:00 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3829 Save $58,000 on your life, stock up on oxygen, and be more awesome to yourself (despite the head oil), all in our latest clean-comedy podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/n2ip_W-ghi0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Save $58,000 on your life, stock up on oxygen, and be more awesome to yourself (despite the head oil), all in our latest clean-comedy podcast! Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel noticed an old guy with oxygen tank, and also shared a hair update.
Jeremy and Daniel share stories of meeting Phyrelight.
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Jenny told a story (channeled through Daniel) of a French troll in her Minecraft server and how someone smartly got them to shut. You can apply this lesson, too!

 Texting of Jeremy tripping, I tripped too! Lol, Jk, Jk. Ehem, sorry, I got a bit carried away. Anyways, I LOVE your podcast and me and my brother listen to your podcast all the time. 😉
So, you know how your podcast said to hug an arachnid? Well, one of my sisters keeps spiders as pets. So, I decided to take your advise. She happened to be keeping an arachnid at the time, so I opened the jar and let it out. It was so small and fuzzy, it was so–dare I say–cute! So, I held it and hugged it, and it… Purred? It sounded like a cat! It started nudging me with its head, and I was getting creeped out at that point. Then I noticed a little bit of orange growing bigger on it. A color changing arachnid? I dropped it on my bed. Then I noticed it had four legs, and I saw a seam. I was cautious as I started to rip it open, and there, under the arachnid costume, was a tiny, tiny baby kitty. I stared. Then I decided to put it in a box, tell my family, then tell you guys. A spider kitty!
 Lizzy

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Now whenever I see someone with money troubles I tell them to buy this watch and save $58,000. I am considering buying 10 of these watches so I can save $580,000 and buy a house on cash. Retirement saving is also no longer a concern for me, as I plan to buy one every year and live off the $58,000 I save.

 

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A Definite Ponytail – tRN185 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/BQ6y96xskgc/ Thu, 10 Jul 2014 13:43:48 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3818 Pull up your hair, apply some Dumb Blonde Smoothing Stuff, and enjoy our clean-comedy podcast.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/BQ6y96xskgc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Pull up your hair, apply some Dumb Blonde Smoothing Stuff, and enjoy our clean-comedy podcast. Fake sponsor
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Daniel celebrated Independence Day by becoming a redneck while moving a couple tons of concrete around with his dad. His hair is also now getting in the way and requiring a ponytail.
Jeremy suggested we update the theme song with a Rebecca-Black-inspired black man singing a wrap in the middle. Perform something and send it to us!
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Someone called and “made a wrong number.”

I’m a cashier at a grocery store. We sell beer and wine, so I, of course have to card people sometimes. There was a guy in my line a while back that didn’t have his ID. When I asked for it, and he tells me, “Here’s my ID right here!” He then proceeds to lift up his shirt to reveal a tattoo on his stomach that says 1984. I didn’t know what to think, but told him that a stomach tattoo didn’t count as a legal ID. Still the funniest, weirdest thing that’s happened in my checkout line.
Rebecca Hailey

 

 Hello, ramen noodley people! This is I love chess and cheese and dopey hats and ponies and probably something else too. Any ways you were sharing a story of a slightly roundish child who had an issue with his swim trunks staying up and you were worried about weird sunburns. well I went to Disney World with my parents and my brother a few years ago and of course it was then I decided to try out new swim trunks because the others were too tight. We had gone to one of those nice and sunny ice cream places to eat and it was only thanks to a odd sunburn that clued me into the issue I had been having. So by the sunburn I had deduced that I had somewhere between a crescent moon and a half moon. Of course the back of my seat was facing the door so the area where the sun actually did shine that day was welcoming every one who wanted ice cream in Disney World, and of course i got the banana split.
ILoveChessandPonies

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At least 17 Bodies Found In Ohio River Near Henderson, Kentucky via Empire News.

“Kentucky law requires that an attempt be made to resuscitate if possible,” said Joseph Goldsmith, a member of the search and rescue team. “I know it seemed to be a long-shot, given the body was in several different pieces, but they require us to make an attempt.”

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Practically Piranhas – tRN184 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/3-yBaY56B6E/ Thu, 03 Jul 2014 12:11:26 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3805 Grab ready to get pebbly with our clean-comedy podcast! We share our beach stories and yours, which will make your eyes pop out! Brought to you by Tisket Tasket, a new productivity suite that takes your projects from ashes ashes and makes your stress all fall down.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/3-yBaY56B6E" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab ready to get pebbly with our clean-comedy podcast! We share our beach stories and yours, which will make your eyes pop out! - Brought to you by Tisket Tasket, a new productivity suite that takes your projects from ashes ashes and makes your stres... Fake sponsor
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Daniel told a couple sleep-talking stories, including Harry Potter and snakes.
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Several things from your last episode.
First, eyes…I didn’t pop my eyes out with my eye muscles, but: back in the glory days of high school football, twenty odd years ago, I was on the kickoff team, and after the opening kickoff of a home game, I ran down and hit both the guy who received the kickoff and a blocker at the same time. I knocked them both over, and the crowd roared, my team-mates were clapping me on the back and jumping on me, as they do…but I was busy trying to figure out why my eyes were focused on different things, I reached up and pushed on them, and with a “pop” they snapped back into the sockets…because they were OUT. I was really creeped out by that.
Now, if you want someone who can do it on purpose:

-Rhoetus

AKA Mike Withers
Feature: beach stories
Chris Cowan from Pop Mockers told us two first-time kite-on-the-beach-stories.
Jeremy’s trip to Lake Huron wasn’t that great. But he took photos!
My family recently went to Virginia Beach. I am not a beach kind of guy, I mean, like I said earlier I am more than a decade past my prime. There is your set up. Before we left the hotel, my wife and daughter went to the restrooms, and so my son and I were standing in the hallway, when a couple college aged girls came up and asked me to take their picture, with their phones. My son gave me the “you sure that’s a good idea dad?” look, but they were covered and everything, so it wasn’t a big deal…until the other eight of them came out, some of them not wearing quite as much, and they started to joke around a bit, as I am trying to get them all in focus, and I see my wife standing off to the side. Anyway, I clicked and handed off the phones “good luck, gotta go”.
My wife looks at me with …I am not quite sure of the word, but anger, disgust, incredulity… something like that, “WHAT are you doing?” She didn’t even seem to take my excuse that it wasn’t like it was MY phone I was taking pictures with, and the girls probably felt safer with a guy old enough to be their dad taking their picture than the alternatives. …anyway, still married, will pay for it at some time and some place, but I’ll survive.
-Rhoetus

AKA Mike Withers
Daniel shared stories from when he and Jenny recently went on a family vacation to Myrtle Beach, and the comedy that ensued (or was imagined).
Veronica told us about feeding fish with her feet and girl scouts … cookies.
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Daniel shared from his odd experiences traveling to and fro in South Carolina. Jenny found a childhood doll that has become bitter and creepy (see photo above).
Jeremy can almost pop out his own eyeballs with his brain muscles. Can you?
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I recently undertook a grand adventure and decided to go back and listen through the entire archive of The Ramen Noodle in an effort to make my work day more interesting. As there is a full metric ton of Noodles to get through, I have decided to listen to the show using a media player that can increase or decrease the speed of the playback. And the theme song played at 1.4x speed is just about the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard. Simply amazing.
Thanks for the laughs!
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“Buckle Your Pants” from Battleblock Theater (Xbox Arcade and Steam):

In case you’re interested, the game is is a lot of fun! Daniel and Jenny thoroughly enjoyed it. Here’s the trailer.

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Chicken soup for the forensics soul – tRN182 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/6mJLTtYqNnc/ Wed, 18 Jun 2014 22:00:43 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3776 Nyan-attack, bat-attack, and vomit-attack. You'll need a forensics degree to solve this comedy scene!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/6mJLTtYqNnc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Nyan-attack, bat-attack, and vomit-attack. You'll need a forensics degree to solve this comedy scene! Fake sponsor
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Daniel and Jenny had a bat in their house!
Daniel also mentioned Jenny’s recent discovery (and played for Jeremy’s first time) of Nyan cat:

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Daniel and Jenny saw a funeral home being rebuilt and Jenny asked why it was so big.
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One of our many Joshes who listen drew a picture based on a previous episode.

Hey, I drew that pic for you: Guy forced to wear a skirt while getting slapped with wet rags!

Joshua S.

 

Hi guys!
I found you on iHeart Radio and I listened for the first time while at work today. I live in Alaska and we don’t have very many comedians whose shows are clean, so I’m so glad something that I found a show that makes me laugh, and I can’t wait for your next podcast! Stay awesome! 🙂
Kyra M. (It’s pronounced Keer-uh… just so you know :3 )

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Hug an Arachnid – tRN180 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/8uBeT7Xpceg/ Fri, 06 Jun 2014 01:08:40 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3763 Hold on tight, get ready to catch some milk, and give it all you got for all the toilet seats in China!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/8uBeT7Xpceg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hold on tight, get ready to catch some milk, and give it all you got for all the toilet seats in China! Fake sponsor
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Daniel shared stories of customer service, spider hitchhiking, and when he’s going to shave his head.
Jeremy wanted a baby goat brother.

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Glad that I found you guys.

I think you are funny.
I have tried to listen to other clean comedy and christian

podcasts and they just sound too wimpy

and the guys sound like they should be whacked by a wet rag

and given some skirts to wear.
You guys don’t seem like you should be whacked by a wet rag

and given some skirts to wear.
I like that.
Josh

Woodbridge, VA
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Buy this house! – tRN179 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/kN4iJ5RiF20/ Thu, 29 May 2014 21:36:39 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3748 Need a house? Then you need this podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/kN4iJ5RiF20" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Need a house? Then you need this podcast! Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel cohosted episode 50 of the Talking Drupal podcast, even though Daniel now uses only WordPress. Also time to clean-house for photos to sell-house.
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Can a Cow Moo Diabolically? – tRN178 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/lyXs2_zQkEc/ Thu, 22 May 2014 15:24:23 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3745 How to sound like a connoisseur of anything, the "Let It Go" parody to end all Frozen parodies, and "Two guys talking, podcast in audio."<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/lyXs2_zQkEc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> How to sound like a connoisseur of anything, the "Let It Go" parody to end all Frozen parodies, and "Two guys talking, podcast in audio." Fake sponsor
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Daniel: Jenny started cleaning her hears while I was applying lip balm and I realized we could save a step. Received SMS to feedback line, “Help I can’t hear a thing.”
Jeremy “four parallel lines, graphite on paper”
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I Don’t “Answer” the Door – tRN177 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/l_qScUaEJ40/ Thu, 08 May 2014 21:57:56 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3740 Beware of sacrificing to the porcelain goddess!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/l_qScUaEJ40" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Beware of sacrificing to the porcelain goddess! Beware of sacrificing to the porcelain goddess!
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Daniel told stories about Jenny’s black vomit, which is not too dissimilar from door-to-door salespeople.
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Quotation failures (some are a bit “off color”)
How about a NEW COUCH? (See photo above.)
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My Hair Is Now Lick-Length – tRN176 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/dX-u_1TvU0w/ Thu, 01 May 2014 15:37:03 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3715 The perils of long hair, vintage water tastings, cat dissections, and more Frozen parodies. Enjoy the clean-comedy fun in this episode of the Ramen Noodle!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/dX-u_1TvU0w" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> The perils of long hair, vintage water tastings, cat dissections, and more Frozen parodies. Enjoy the clean-comedy fun in this episode of the Ramen Noodle! The perils of long hair, vintage water tastings, cat dissections, and more Frozen parodies. Enjoy the clean-comedy fun in this episode of the Ramen Noodle!
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s continuing saga of long hair—failing in his face while moving stuff, tying up with shaving, blowing in the wind, and it’s now lick length!
Check out the Hamilton tap water! It won an award in the Berkeley Springs International Water Tasting Competition—a real event!

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Janice Marie is frozen, too.
I drew a picture of Jeremy’s first time playing flappy bird!

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It’s all Frozen parodies (we’ll eventually let this go)!
“Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” through Google translate:

On the darker side, “Will You Help Me Hide a Body?”

Animals can be one with the wind and sky, too!

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The Mystery Extends to My Toes – tRN175 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/ve4stl8a4i4/ Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:37:21 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3710 This murder and mayhem will make you sing "Let It Go" in a million Disney and Pixar voices—or at least remind you to clip your nails.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/ve4stl8a4i4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> This murder and mayhem will make you sing "Let It Go" in a million Disney and Pixar voices—or at least remind you to clip your nails. Fake sponsor
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Daniel has funny stories from his recent keynote speaking engagement at the Mad Anthony Writers Conference.

Overheard: “Our morning event was murder and mayhem. It was a big success!” Said in total seriousness.
— Daniel J. Lewis (@theRamenNoodle) April 4, 2014

Jeremy loses memories through his fingernails.
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In response to show 173, Jabberwocky, you Bandersnatch:
I worked at a pizza shop in a college town for a couple years, and our busiest time was after the bars closed on Friday and Saturday nights. To say that the language was inappropriate for a Clean Comedy Podcast, would be an understatement. However, I don’t use foul language, and that was commented on. “You never say bad words, do you?” one of my co-workers asked. Which gave me a great idea.
From then on, whenever it was dramatically appropriate, I would use “bad words” as my bad words.
Part of my job was to escort overly inebriated guests out the front door if they got too excited. It was terrific fun to pull a Neo and dodge a punch from a hammered college kid (so slow a grandma could have dodged it, but I guess it looked impressive). I grabbed the back of his collar, and locked one of his arms up and leaned real close to his ear and growled, “Bad Words!” At which point he stopped struggling and I pushed him through the crowd and out the front door.
So, two take-aways. First, often tone is more important than what is actually said, and second, Daniel, as you are always looking for an excuse to use your karate, I recommend getting a job at an eatery that caters to drunk, hormone filled rowdys, and take the late shift.
-Rhoetus
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Disney and Pixar Sings Let it Go.

* Captain Barbosa and Jack Sparrow, Pirate of the Caribbean
* Roz and Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.
* Lumiere and Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast
* Dug and Alpha from Up
* Kaa from The Jungle Book
* Sebastian and Scuttle from The Little Mermaid
* Scar, Pumbaa, and Timon from The Lion King
* Ray from The Princess and the Frog
* Winnie the Pooh and Tigger from Winnie the Pooh
* Pete. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Goofy—classic Disney characters


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Do I Remember That? – tRN174 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/0DhOqBLLrWg/ Fri, 04 Apr 2014 04:29:04 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3704 We remember some weird old Christian video games, laugh at mashed up bad grammar, and we won't to know whether you're too frozen to someone's boyfriend.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/0DhOqBLLrWg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We remember some weird old Christian video games, laugh at mashed up bad grammar, and we won't to know whether you're too frozen to someone's boyfriend. We remember some weird old Christian video games, laugh at mashed up bad grammar, and we won’t to know whether you’re too frozen to someone’s boyfriend.
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Daniel remembered Spiritual Warfare video game, and other greats from Wisdom Tree.
Jeremy brought yet another “Frozen” parody in the form of “Do You Want to Be My Boyfriend?”

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Jabberwocky, you Bandersnatch! – tRN173 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/fTwqIjKNdmM/ Thu, 27 Mar 2014 21:03:20 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3697 Amid a computer failure that made us friddersnattering late, we share some ways to express your anger without offending.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/fTwqIjKNdmM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Amid a computer failure that made us friddersnattering late, we share some ways to express your anger without offending. Brought to you by Garlic Mints—for when you really don’t want to dance with that person.
6 clean ways to rage
After Daniel recently played some Xbox 360 (friend “SgtPacket”!) with some new players, he came up with profanity-free ways to express your rage.

* Pick a neutral word in another language to call people
* Get lost in a cup of earl grey tea
* Give out praise and blessings
* Quote Jesus’s rebukes on the pharisees
* Exclaim common chores
* Go all Lewis-Carroll on someone

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Just Give Up, John Travolta – tRN172 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/C1ojpxsZBdc/ Thu, 20 Mar 2014 16:14:19 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3689 Let it go, let it go, turn on the podcast and shut the door. We don't care what you're going to think, let the laughter rage on! The humor never bothered us anyway.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/C1ojpxsZBdc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Let it go, let it go, turn on the podcast and shut the door. We don't care what you're going to think, let the laughter rage on! The humor never bothered us anyway. Let it go, let it go, turn on the podcast and shut the door. We don’t care what you’re going to think, let the laughter rage on! The humor never bothered us anyway.
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Jeremy has been Travoltified! See what John Travolta would call you, and share in the comments below!
Now that Jeremy has finally seen Frozen, he is obsessed with letting things go. Check out these parody videos he found.
Google re-re-re-re-re-translated:

Cincinnati-local traffic man pleads with song:

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Eddie Kain predicts that we’ll podcast so much, we’ll turn into stick puppets!

But the story gets sadder:

So Jeremy may need counseling. But Rhoetus has a place!
Hi guys,
I work as a “facilities caretaker” at my local church (read: janitor/handyman…shout out to Cassie!). One of my projects is to soundproof a room so that we can have a professional counselor come in and treat patients. …no, not me. …just saying. As part of this process, I am putting sound dampening insulation on the ceiling tiles. (between the roof and ceiling)
As I read over the insulation packaging, I come across, “If irritation occurs, flush eyes with water and/or drink”. I looked over at my coffee and wondered just how bad this insulation stuff is that if I get it in my eyes, I should rinse my eyes with, apparently, whatever liquid is closest. Luckily, further down, I see the rest of the sentence, “water to clear throat.”
Did either of you ever have that “test” in school, where the teacher gives you a quiz, and at the beginning, it says: “Read and follow all instructions before starting”…and down at the bottom someplace it says “sign and hand in” and it never tells you to answer any questions, and the teacher gets a good laugh at your stupidity for answering all the questions. Well, I did, and I fell for it several times. …well, I guess it actually taught me a lesson, because I did wait until I got to the end of the instructions/warnings before I followed them.
Another thing happened to me, that I thought was mildly humorous. After being terrified of the super-dangerous nature of the insulation, I put on all my protective gear, safety glasses, respirator, gloves, and a long sleeved shirt, that I taped to my gloves so that there wouldn’t be a gap, and a bandana, Aunt Jemima-style for my baldy head.
JEREMY! (because if Daniel reads this, he will yell the all caps and scare Jeremy…although, I bet you didn’t yell all my all-caps “i’s” , so that is kind of inconsistent)
Anyway, I walk out of my office/broom closet, at the same time that our diminutive children’s ministry director came out of her office, and started walking in the same direction I was walking. Apparently, my respirator makes Darth Vader breathing noises, because she turned to see who was behind her, and gave a little “Oh!” and jumped before recognizing me and laughing.
Hope this entertained you a little,

-Rhoetus
PS, I bought the bandana specifically for this job, and did not wash it before using. Now, I have a blue tint to my head.
 
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When Bruce Willis says to hug someone, do it – tRN171 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/H5vrjfUAWcU/ Sun, 23 Feb 2014 03:27:52 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3680 What impossible things do you find comforting? How about the fact that Bruce Willis would rather hug you than shoot you?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/H5vrjfUAWcU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> What impossible things do you find comforting? How about the fact that Bruce Willis would rather hug you than shoot you? Thanks to Rachel for her “Let It Go” parody, written specially for us!
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Daniel made chicken noodle soup, or Cheerios, or pee.
Jeremy was inspired by Merlin Mann and Erik Fisher to be extremely grateful that there will never be a bison in his drawer. What impossible things you grateful for?
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We shared our thoughts on the “funniest” Super Bowl commercials.
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Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Flappy, Bird – tRN170 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/mDIUp4KlKsI/ Thu, 13 Feb 2014 14:51:49 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3668 Tap-tap your grammar, hang with jammin' grandma, and romantically prepare your loved one for their death. Happy Valentine's Day!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/mDIUp4KlKsI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Tap-tap your grammar, hang with jammin' grandma, and romantically prepare your loved one for their death. Happy Valentine's Day! Tap-tap your grammar, hang with jammin’ grandma, and romantically prepare your loved one for their death. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Daniel met Miss America at New Media Expo  and saw grandma in Starbucks.
Jeremy and Daniel played Flappy Bird for the first time.
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Hey, I would love to tell you about my RNX (Ramen Noodle Experience).  I had just finished watching a season of Dr. Who and needed to get up to set my clocks back an hour.  While I was up I decided to make myself a cup of ramen noodles using my toilet bowl dish I bought on Amazon. I finished making my noodles, got a soda and started the new season of Dr. Who, but I also felt like getting a banana. I eat bananas all the time and I would have used a knife to slice it but all of my knives were in my neighbors sink. I decided to use the ceiling fan method to peel and slice it instead, but things did not turn out as they usually do. In fact, peeling this banana was as easy as cake, which we all know is very hard.  As I threw the banana into the air I instantly realized that the ceiling fan was not on.  This required me to run across the living room and hit the switch to turn on the fan. I probably would have gotten there in time had I not stepped on the rake that I had lying on the floor. I figured the handle was curved enough that it would not hit me in the head, but I was wrong.  As I let out a scream my friend Jeremy let out a gasp of surprise.  I ended up eating my ramen noodles and squished banana with a huge bump on my head.
Au revoir (barf sounds),
Eddie Kain
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Noodlism: “drop dead gorgeous”
Let’s have a grammar lesson, first. Names are usually surrounded by commas. For example, “Hello, Jeremy,” or “Jeremy, would you please shut up?” So when you speak, “drop dead gorgeous,” does it have a comma? Are you telling Gorgeous to drop dead?
If someone is so gorgeous that you feel like dropping dead around them, that’s not a potential mate, that’s a plague!
But dead people often look nicer dead than alive, so is that where this came from?
Speaking of grammar, check out Mignon Fogarty’s (better known as Grammar Girl) new grammar-based card game, Peeve Wars!
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Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3658 Get ready to rob the bank of laughter! We talk about Las Vegas, New Media Expo, CES2014, and even Rock Paper Scissors.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/ALTvLE-2jpA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Get ready to rob the bank of laughter! We talk about Las Vegas, New Media Expo, CES2014, and even Rock Paper Scissors.
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Daniel shared a bunch of stories from his recent trip to Las Vegas:

* Bank robber
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* Get-rich-quick hypnotist (author of 
* Cheesecake
* Getting sick
* Running for USPS before live time

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Jenny sent in her story of being locked out while Daniel was away.
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Jeremy found new rules to Rock Paper Scissors:

Daniel found a church bulletin that said, “… County Jail. Needed: Jesus Followers, male, 21 years or older …”
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Crunchy Monkey – tRN168 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/t5Yre3VNy2k/ Thu, 19 Dec 2013 14:51:59 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3627 We wish you a crunchy Christmas and an huge-ship-free New Year!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/t5Yre3VNy2k" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We wish you a crunchy Christmas and an huge-ship-free New Year! Fake sponsor
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Daniel and Jenny now have a Little Caesar’s near the PO Box. Want to treat them to dinner? Send $5.30 to the Ramen Noodle, PO Box 739, Burlington, KY 41005.
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“Real life” version:

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A Different Kind of Clean – tRN167 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/tjYg93sGE6Q/ Thu, 12 Dec 2013 14:35:50 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3618 Grab your cat fish, lay aside your excuses, and get to work! But you can now play our clean-comedy podcast from your $5,000 toilet!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/tjYg93sGE6Q" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab your cat fish, lay aside your excuses, and get to work! But you can now play our clean-comedy podcast from your $5,000 toilet!
Grab your cat fish, lay aside your excuses, and get to work! But you can now play our clean-comedy podcast from your $5,000 toilet!
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel told about when Jenny made a fart noise with her mouth and asked, “What would you have done if that was a real fart?”
Daniel’s new Xbox Live gamertag is “SgtPacket”—congratulations to whoever suggested that. Friend him to play Halo 4, Call of Duty Modern
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Daniel and Jeremy!!!!
I was listening to RadioU and heard the DJ’s talking about a toilet with bluetooth capability, lights and music playback as well as other features but for some reason I immediately thought of you guys!! Why it made me think of you I have no clue 😉 *wink wink* 😉 not like you need any help turning the talk down the drain or anything.
I’m sorry to all the listeners and Jenny if I create any potty talk 😉 but this was too funny not to share!
Keep being AMAZING!

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Unfortunately both my car and my toilet broke down at about the same time and I didn’t have enough money to replace both: the KOHLER Numi was the answer to all my problems.
Why spending 6K on a toilet and another 6K on a ride when you can have both combined? Luckily, the Numi can be verily easily fitted onto the Husqvarna XT722FE (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003CJTWEG, $350) chassis, which comes with a powerful 173 cc engine that delivers a whole 7 pound per foot of torque. For $300 my plumber mounted a converter to turn my organic waste into natural gas that can burned in the small efficient engine to reach speeds in excess of 15 mph. I’ve hooked up the Numi controls to the Husqvarna steering system and now I can do my business on my way to work in style while saving gas money. Bliss! In fact it woud have been a crime to keep this beauty locked up in an apartment, no matter how visible to the outside world. Plus, I can play the complimentary Barry Manilow’s best off compilation at full blast through the integrated audio system.
The only problem I’ve encountered so far has been hooking up the controls, hence the 4-stars rating. The Numi on board control system and touchpad are excessively complicated and I still haven’t figured out how to honk the horn without getting a splash of cold water up my bum!
Opening up this work of art i found my breath taken away at its magnificence. It’s sleek lines and tasteful design rivaled only by its functional architecture is a thing of beauty. I found myself moved in much the same way as when, as a boy, I visited the Sistine Chapel and felt myself in the presence of the Lord himself.
It’s stunning. It’s functional. It’s art.
Then i took a dump in it.
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Amish Vampires in Space – tRN166 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/TjbVAbdpPfs/ Thu, 05 Dec 2013 15:21:37 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3612 Hold your head-coverings and get ready to learn about masculine breakfast, dog casserole, how to feel smarter, and more funny stories from our Thanksgivings.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/TjbVAbdpPfs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hold your head-coverings and get ready to learn about masculine breakfast, dog casserole, how to feel smarter, and more funny stories from our Thanksgivings.
Hold your head-coverings and get ready to learn about masculine breakfast, dog casserole, how to feel smarter, and more funny stories from our Thanksgivings.
Welcome, listeners from The Feed!
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Random Noodle Updates

* Manly crepe vs. girly crepe
* Dan’s emergency gas exit
* What should be Daniel’s new Xbox gamertag? Suggest a name in the comments below (check it’s availability first).
* Dog-flavored casserole

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10 Black Friday Sales that Should Happen – tRN165 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/kyguWcPXyzI/ Thu, 21 Nov 2013 14:51:30 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3604 Get your dukes ready for some serious shopping, in our last clean-comedy podcast episode before Thanksgiving and black friday mayhem.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/kyguWcPXyzI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Get your dukes ready for some serious shopping, in our last clean-comedy podcast episode before Thanksgiving and black friday mayhem. Fake sponsor
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Daniel has a creepy new stalker. Maybe like the Muppets Sequel?
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* Psych evaluation or MRI
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Gummies for Science! – tRN164 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/oQAPzn15piA/ Thu, 14 Nov 2013 14:11:02 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3597 If your family makes you feel gross, your heroes make you feel dopey, your intestines need help, and your bananas are too hard to cut, you need this clean-comedy podcast to cheer you up!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/oQAPzn15piA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> If your family makes you feel gross, your heroes make you feel dopey, your intestines need help, and your bananas are too hard to cut, you need this clean-comedy podcast to cheer you up! Fake sponsor
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Daniel’s long hear is gross and causes girly problems.
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hello Daniel Jeremy and JENNY. I started watching once upon a time season 2 the Friday before season 3 opining. I figured it would be good to refresher in my mind what the show might be like. Then I saw it. One of the dwarfs had my exact hat! I was so excited someone had the same taste in hats, and it was on TV. Then I realized *sigh* it was dopey.
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The Writing on the Ball – tRN163 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/UvjKOAw62kE/ Thu, 07 Nov 2013 17:36:40 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3589 We dig into the archive and pancake around the ball.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/UvjKOAw62kE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We dig into the archive and pancake around the ball.
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Hi Flegon and Daniel,
I was trying to prove to my dad that if I stood on the rake it wouldn’t hit my face because the handle was slightly crooked. I was wrong. brooze number 1.
about 6 months later (last week) I was at a place called infinity. The room I was in had mirrors for the floor, walls and roof. The lights flashed on and off and lasers created a star like effect. After playing for a while I tried to find the exit. I forgot to keep my hands in front of me, and I walked full pelt into a mirror.

Yes, I am either clumsy, or just plain stupid.
Maginnis
PS.I am a 12 year old girl from Australia. (back in 9-30-10)
After Daylight Stupid Time, three years ago, Chuck had a surprise.
I woke up panicking that I was half-an-hour late and wondering why my alarm didn’t go off. Then I remembered and went back to sleep.
-Chuck
There are only so many ways you can spend that hour. I watched a movie and then when the hour started over i had to restart the movie because if i hadnt there would have been some serious time loop problems with me watching two differnt parts of the same movie at the same time
geez wat else would u do?
Alexandra
Maybe married now?
Hey Ramen noodle, this is Ian from Indiana, I’m a big fan and I have a funny story that I would like to share.
ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
Just kidding. So there’s this girl I like named Jenna (but that’s not what the story’s about) so I was hanging out in PE/gym and she’s dribbling a basket ball or something, and I say something probably hitting on her or something and she throws the ball at me. I catch it, but she threw it really hard so it jammed my thumb, anyway, it hurt for a while. That night I decide to pull a prank on her and wrap my thumb in gaws and tell her that she broke it or something. The next day in first period, I put the gaws on my thumb and tell her that I got it X-rayed and the Doctor said it was broken. For a minute, I think she believed me but she didn’t really have any sympathy anyway. a few minutes later I say, “just kidding, it’s not broken”, I can’t remember what she said, but I was saying stuff like, “man, that was a good prank, I mean you’ve gotta admit that was good, I had you for minute there”, I was really proud of myself, then she says, “Ian, your fly’s unzipped.”
Thanks for the laughs!
Ian (11/13/10)
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Literally! – tRN162 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/IjTHh4N4fyI/ Thu, 31 Oct 2013 14:23:24 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3575 We literally don't know why you wouldn't want to listen to this! It has walruses, medication, Civil War lessons, and granny farts.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/IjTHh4N4fyI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We literally don't know why you wouldn't want to listen to this! It has walruses, medication, Civil War lessons, and granny farts.
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Dear Ramen Noodle,
Today during History, my teacher was teaching about the civil war, how it affected the economy.
There were numerous things on the list, such as “Confederate inflation: 9,000%” or, “Federal Debt: 2.7 billion dollars”, but there was one on the list “Some of the South’s crops were ruined.” Now, this was right after we had played a review game of Jeopardy themed on the Civil War, and our teacher wasn’t paying much attention because there were two minutes left in the period.
Therefor, he was distracted and instead of “some of the South’s crop was ruined”, he said: “Some of the South’s crap was ruined.”
Love your show,
Alex (4/25/12)
Weekly Noodlism: “She’s a pill”
Think of all the things we know about pills and apply that to this saying. “She’s a pill—have a glass of water with you.” “She’s a pill—don’t operating heavy machinery after talking to her.”
Feature: inventing some religions
Lostology
It’s a religion. Haha. I was randomly looking up parody religions and this was there. They believe in the curse of the numbers as well as the Island being the ultimate place of healing.
-Alexandra
9/15/10
What wacky religions would you invent?
Noodles in the News
In response to our discussion about “literally” in our Once Upon a Time in Wonderland podcast, Phyre Light sent us “Captain Literally.”




In Daniel’s search for inspiration for the book cover to , Daniel discovered .
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These Pants Don’t Doodle – tRN161 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/eFhAjQdcyeY/ Thu, 17 Oct 2013 13:31:35 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3559 Invite your panda friends over for delicious jalapeños, camping with tractors, and red-neck lawn mowers. Then chow down on this clean-comedy podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/eFhAjQdcyeY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Invite your panda friends over for delicious jalapeños, camping with tractors, and red-neck lawn mowers. Then chow down on this clean-comedy podcast!
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s new nickname is “Red Beard.”
Jeremy was pepper sprayed by his meal.
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Minecrafters3 also sent us some interesting drawings, and chocolate!
We’ve never received feedback from a exhost before!
DANIEL, YOU WILL READ THIS AS IF IT’S A PLAY. PLEASE ASSIGN DIFFERENT VOICES TO EACH PART. THERE ARE 3 PARTS: DANIEL, JENNY, AND NARRATOR. PLEASE FILL THE AUDIENCE IN ON THESE DETAILS BEFORE PROCEEDING.
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NARRATOR: A note from Jenny to the listeners: In all fairness I’ll admit just hours prior to this most entertaining and rare occurrence, I woke Daniel up because of a rather horrifying dream, that felt excessively realistic. It was about a huge spider dangling from a corner of the room nearest my side of the bed. Daniel saved the day (or, rather… the night) as usual. What a guy. However, about an hour or 2 later, THIS happened:
PLAY BEGINS
DANIEL: Pooffff
JENNY: You just said “poof”, did you know? … Why’d you say “poof?”
DANIEL: doors
JENNY: what doors?
DANIEL: someone just showed me the doors.
NARRATOR: Driven by the prospect of revenge, Jenny continues the conversation.
JENNY: What are you looking for?
DANIEL: Pants.
JENNY: Pants? What pants?
DANIEL: The right pants.
NARRATOR: Jenny smirks with glee.
JENNY: Are you *wearing* the right pants?
DANIEL: Yes.
JENNY: What’s so special about these pants?
DANIEL: They don’t doodle every few minutes.
NARRATOR: Jenny starts to wonder if this is really happening or if Daniel had woken up at some point during this bizarre conversation and is now playing along for the sake of having a good story of his own to share on theRamenNoodle. She tries to imagine what he’d say. She wonders if she should go on. She wonders if she should stop. Either way, she is now feeling thoroughly distracted.
JENNY: … Oh. …
NARRATOR: Suddenly she is out of ideas.
JENNY: … Okay…
NARRATOR: Jenny fears forgetting this whole conversation and wonders if Daniel would think it odd if she were to turn on a nearby lamp in order to jot all this down onto a notepad she always keeps in the nightstand drawer. But then, … (PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT) … she remembers her laptop in the dining room!
JENNY: I’ll be right back.
NARRATOR: Jenny leaves the bedroom trying not to seem conspicuous, heads toward the dining room, and enters the kitchen pausing at the sink. She fills a pot with water and begins making stew. Stew is one of her favorite foods after all. She starts collecting veggies for chopping. While pondering what meat to put into the pot, she snaps her fingers with abrupt realization, as if remembering a very important task. She grabs a large slotted spoon and bursts out of the back door, heading straight for the small, white square in the concrete that’s barely visible next to the pool in the dim light of a perfectly round full mo...]]>
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Struggling with Emoticons – tRN160 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/limtalQwdsI/ Thu, 10 Oct 2013 14:27:40 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3554 We have a party pooper among us, so we're not sure whether we should be :) or :(. There may be a Bieber in here, too.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/limtalQwdsI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We have a party pooper among us, so we're not sure whether we should be :) or :(. There may be a Bieber in here, too. Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel isn’t a young man anymore.
Jeremy is perfecting his fox noises.

Jenny has vampire dreams, and she’s leaving us! :'(
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ILoveChessandPonies shared his deep struggle with emoticons. Learn more about emoticons and check your knowledge on this list of emoticons.\
Joseph also sent us BACON!
Hey, Daniel, Jeremy and Jenny,
I was surfing the net and stumbled upon this and immediately thought of you. Why? Because Bacon.
Bacon Wallet
May your comedy be ever clean and your chocolate supply endless.
Joseph
Weekly Noodlism: “party pooper”
Yes, we’ve talked about this before. But Battle Victorious suggested the following video.

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If a Goat Rolls Down a Mountain – tRN159 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/MX2OrIZFdI8/ Thu, 03 Oct 2013 16:22:35 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3549 Recycleate and get ready to find the nut you love.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/MX2OrIZFdI8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Recycleate and get ready to find the nut you love. Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel restored his murdered puppy with Dropbox!
Jeremy is what the fox says.

Jenny’s big-phone fascination:

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Hey Daniel, Jeremy, and Jenny! I just wanted to send in a story about an argument me and a friend had. It was in science class and we were discussing whether both chemical and physical changes give off heat. We were discussing “if a rock rolls down a mountain does it get warm?’ In the heat of the argument my friend yelled “If a goat rolls down a mountain does it get hot!?” Suddenly the room went quiet and everybody looked at us. He looked at the teacher then said “Well does it!?” The teacher just said “Well I guess it would get a little warm…” He then looked at me, nodded, gathered his stuff, and left the classroom. Everyone in our science class now asks us this to tease us.
Love the show,

Ella
Weekly Noodlism: “even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then”
Better yet, imagine a blind geezer leading a blind squirrel to the blind nut in the blind geyser.
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Is that Cat Wearing Lipstick? – tRN158 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/fTlJ6Dd_ll0/ Thu, 19 Sep 2013 19:41:36 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3536 Grab your nozzles and nostrils, because this one has screeching!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/fTlJ6Dd_ll0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab your nozzles and nostrils, because this one has screeching! Fake sponsor

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From EllieActive
Found this on Tumblr. Apparently this is somewhere in Britain (land of my hometown yay) and I thought you might find it amusing!
From Joseph:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I found your podcast online a few days ago, and I’m hooked!
Here’s a little fan propaganda for your site.
Keep up the good work and thanks for the laughs!
Noodles in the News
Frog photo-bombing, screaming:


@theRamenNoodle This HAS to be one for the podcast! Gives a whole new meaning to "pink fluffy unicorns"! http://t.co/NpqkxRS84c @phlegon
— Erin J (@erinjcruz) August 27, 2013

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There Might Be Maggots – tRN157 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/bLyAj6H21Q0/ Thu, 12 Sep 2013 16:48:44 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3532 Dedicated to the memories of those we lost on September 11, 2001, and committed to give you the smile they would have wanted you to have.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/bLyAj6H21Q0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Dedicated to the memories of those we lost on September 11, 2001, and committed to give you the smile they would have wanted you to have. Random Noodle Updates
Daniel met the Titanic Jack and Rose bunnies, and discovered the gift that keeps on giving.
Jeremy wants to swim like a bunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX79yUD0OhQ
This also reminded Daniel of his original episode about EDNA, as well as the retelling on Westside of Mars Podcast.
Jenny and Daniel recently celebrated their anniversary at a castle!
Weekly Noodlism
We discuss the two suggestions from “I love chess and ponies”:

* “Beating a dead horse”
* “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”

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Look Before You Slap – tRN156 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/I6zKiJT8HBE/ Thu, 29 Aug 2013 17:53:03 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3522 Grab your cheese block and get ready to kill some snakes before you get slapped!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/I6zKiJT8HBE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab your cheese block and get ready to kill some snakes before you get slapped! Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates

Noodles in the News
Snake blamed for burning down home
China zoo faces uproar after ‘African lion’ revealed to be a dog
Man arrested in N.J. with $200K in stolen Wisconsin cheese
Cops: Mom Arrested After Slapping Wrong Child
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We enjoyed 4thn0ny’s second cover of our theme song!
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COMPATIBLE! – tRN155 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/N2zqtOeWs4Q/ Thu, 22 Aug 2013 15:24:47 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3513 Keep your tomatoes from falling, your grandmas from fighting crime, and your sandwiches always bloody.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/N2zqtOeWs4Q" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Keep your tomatoes from falling, your grandmas from fighting crime, and your sandwiches always bloody. Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel saw a Knight Rider Grandma.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOVQCoANQeY
Just for comparison, here’s the 2008 version.

Jeremy eats blood sandwiches.
Jenny is so COMPATIBLE!
A local learning center is now accepting children!

Feedback
Actually-British Ellie sent us a postcard from Disney Paris.

 
ErinJ sent us several Canadian gifts.
Hey Daniel,
… the package I sent was sent on behalf of your favourite three canucks (myself, Belle and Maddie!)… We just wanted to send some followup to our previous feedback…
Enclosed, you’ll find: Canadian money (well, not the real kind, but you can see what our bills look like!)… Canadian CANDY (you’re welcome, Jenny!) including chocolate loonies ($1 coins) and toonies ($2 coins)… and MAPLE SUGAR CANDY…
Finally, a sign. A MOOSE crossing sign… cuz ya know, we have moose everywhere here… we just walk ABOOT our HOOSE with our pet MOOSE… 🙂
Enjoy!
— Erin J

Noodles in the News
Get the Insulterator app for creative insults.
Jeremy has a fascination with screaming animals.

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We Have a Pit Here – tRN154 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/AuItkD-0E6Y/ Wed, 07 Aug 2013 15:22:29 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3508 He who digs a pit—has great fun at his brother's hilarious expense! We welcome Chris Cowan from Bible News Network as our guest.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/AuItkD-0E6Y" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> He who digs a pit—has great fun at his brother's hilarious expense! We welcome Chris Cowan from Bible News Network as our guest. Random Noodle Updates
Chris slowly enjoyed a reverse-progressive breakfast for lunch.
Jenny wants to be un-crabby.
Daniel shared Jenny’s marketing dream, and some irony from a recent conference.
Connect with Chris Cowan

* Follow Chris on Twitter
* Subscribe to Bible News Network
* Subscribe to Pop Mockers and more
* Read Chris’s personal blog

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Don’t Eat Your Wife’s Eyeballs – tRN153 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/tEkyF5RQ18U/ Thu, 25 Jul 2013 13:16:11 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3493 Pizza stones, teenage animals, screaming grandpas, and microwavable teddy bears!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/tEkyF5RQ18U" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Pizza stones, teenage animals, screaming grandpas, and microwavable teddy bears! Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel has hands that hold the heat.
Jeremy thinks the daring animals are teenagers.
Feedback
Hi, this is Anthony. I am the homeschooler with the bad grammar and spelling and I have a quick story for you guys. I was staying at my grandma’s house for a day with my siblings. I usually wake up very early in the morning and I am often very out of it. I had just finished reading a pretty scary book and I was kind of freaked out to begin with. I had begun to walk down the stairs to get to my computer and when I neared the bottom of the stairs, my grandpa came around the corner with his hair all in different directions. Worst of all, he was only wearing his underwear. I screamed and he screamed (neither of our screams made us sound very manly at the time) and I tripped down the last few stairs. I then screamed “burglar” which I guess was the first thing that came to mind. My scream sounded more like burger at the time. His scream sounded something like “LAMA” to me and my sister. In addition, all of the paintings and saws (my great grandma was in to the hobby of painting saws at the time) fell off of the wall when my foot hit it. My brother and sisters all woke up and we all helped put what was left of the paintings back on the wall. My grandma and her dogs Oreo and Coco slept through the whole thing. Let’s just say, I had a lot of work to do to pay for the broken picture frames. My brother and sisters still talk about how they were all awakened from their sleep to the sounds of me and my grandpa screaming burger lama.
Thanks for the many laughs,

Anthony (4n1h0ny)
P.S. My sister recently named her slippers Daniel and jenny. She has yet to find something that would be worthy enough to be named Jeremy.
Minecrafters3 told us about their visit to Goasis putting the P in the sign.

Oddly, Minecrafters3 also sent us a picture of their dog.

StylebyHeatherRose sponsored this episode and also sent a late birthday gift for Jenny.

Noodles in the News
Spytec told us about the Thermal-Aid teddy bear:

At least it’s better than snails!

Bonus
The bunny boo boo doll:

Check out James Kennison’s (from Nobody’s Listening) YouTube channel for funny “Surgeon Simulator” videos.
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Have You Ever Heard a Squirrel Scream? – tRN152 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/z1ZQ2cqMj9E/ Thu, 11 Jul 2013 16:28:00 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3481 Minecraft is back, Doxcen is reincarnated, and the birds have a twitter party.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/z1ZQ2cqMj9E" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Minecraft is back, Doxcen is reincarnated, and the birds have a twitter party. Fake sponsor
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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel is back in Minecraft and talking in his sleep about it, and old ladies talk with him.
Jenny host twitter parties with birds in the morning.
Feedback
TheDogKing101 told his a squirrelly story that ended with his embarrassment.
Docxen sent us another package that includes his newest replacement toy for our dog.

Noodles in the News
What American English sounds like to non-English speakers:

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Belgian Love Letter – tRN151 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/UnYYOkqI6vU/ Thu, 27 Jun 2013 13:12:24 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3476 Say it with bacon. Say it with Belgian. Say it with Google Transcription. We welcome back our friend Winnie from Belgium.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/UnYYOkqI6vU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Say it with bacon. Say it with Belgian. Say it with Google Transcription. - We welcome back our friend Winnie from Belgium. We welcome back our friend Winnie from Belgium.
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel rots the chicken again, just like “The Chicken Is Revolting.”
Jeremy had an interesting but courteous bathroom experience.
Winnie was almost arrested at the airport, but bribed the officer with her email address.
Feedback
Edens Peace wanted to send in a love letter for his girlfriend, EmDash.
Hey Noodles,
I just wanted to let you know that my Girlfriend EmDash Got me Hooked on you guys. As a favour, Since she really Likes you guys and are big in her life, Could you read my Love letter to her?
Dear EmDash,
In the 8 Months that i have known you, you have been the most amazing and the bestest friend i could ever ask for. Thanks for being by my side through all the storms we have had. you are the most amazing Girl in the world. God has Blessed me with an amazing girl. I know that the “The Ramen Noodle” is big in your life so i though what greater way to let you know how i feel. But Em, i want you to you to know that you are special to me. Also before you i have never loved or care about anybody as much as i have you. I love you and will always care for you.
P.S. You will always be my Princess.
Love,

John (Edens Peace)
Thanks Guys for reading this and i hope this was an okay request to ask of you guys to do. i have sent her messages and letters before, but this i think would make the best Letter of them all. You Guys are awesome and thank you for being a part of her life. 🙂
P.S. CANADIANS FOR THE WIN!
P.P.S I ride polar bears to the mall and have a pet Penguin!!
I am Canadian and proud of it, i like making fun of being Canadian so i love your humour
But English wasn’t good enough for such a letter, so we asked Winnie to translate it into Belgian.
Liefste EmDash,
In de 8 maanden dat ik je ken ben je de beste vriendin waar ik ooit had op kunnen hopen. Bedankt om aan mijn zij te staan door alle stormen die we hebben meegemaakt. Je bent het meest fantastische meisje in de wereld. God heeft me gezegend met een fantastisch meisje. Ik weet dat The Ramen Noodle belangrijk is in jouw leven dus ik dacht dat dit de beste manier was om je te laten weten wat ik voel. Maar Em, ik wil dat je weet dat je speciaal bent voor mij. Ik heb nooit eerder van iemand gehouden of om iemand gegeven zoals ik van jou hou. Ik hou van jou en zal altijd om je geven.
Ps. Je zal altijd mijn prinses zijn.
Liefs,

John (Edens Peace)
But since you don’t speak Belgian, Daniel read this language to our own voicemail line to have it translated into English.
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PS. J use. I’ll also we can. You Know unit, criticism.
Life the job.

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3 Ways to Make Hygiene Manly – tRN150 [video] - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/9_98R8r8EIc/ Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:08:01 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3470 Celebrating our 150th clean-comedy podcast with a special video episode!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/9_98R8r8EIc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Celebrating our 150th clean-comedy podcast with a special video episode! Celebrating our 150th clean-comedy podcast with a special video episode!
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Men! and Noodles

3 ways to make hygiene manly
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Your microphone can’t wear a tiara – tRN149 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/PxLJ8OTQrUU/ Thu, 23 May 2013 05:33:37 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3462 If you're not floating, then put your flip flops back together and kiss your bald head!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/PxLJ8OTQrUU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> If you're not floating, then put your flip flops back together and kiss your bald head! If you’re not floating, then put your flip flops back together and kiss your bald head!
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel is afraid of pool attacks, so he ignited Cincinnati.
Jeremy was Jeremy again.
Feedback
Dear Daniel, Jeremy, and Jenny,
Thank you for finally playing my voicemail. 🙂 No, I was not bitterly enraged by the long delay, but I have been wondering about it. So thank you. 😀
Concerning the haircut, it turned out pretty great. No mirrors shattered, and I didn’t scream or run away at my reflection or anything. I was, in fact, quite happy with it. 🙂 However, if I ever decide to give myself a haircut, I will keep some bacon handy just in case.
Also, don’t worry about the possibility of me coming to destroy you. 😛 I am a Canadian, for one, and am quite a nice person if I do say so myself. (As a side note, I cringe at Canadian stereotypes if they are applied in earnest, but I do like to joke around with them. Episode 148 left me… not entirely sure how to feel. I, for one, say “eh” on occasion.) Also, I live on the West Coast (the corner of the country where we don’t really get snow), so it would be a pretty long trek for me to come and find you. I would never want to do you guys harm (or anyone at all, for that matter), because you’re too awesome. 🙂
Your podcast is one of a kind, and I’m very thankful for the laughs you guys provide me with. May your bacon be ever crispy!
Regards,
Emily (aka emdash)
P.S. Look what I found in my grandmother’s house last summer. They exist!! Although, they are admittedly more feminine-looking than I had expected.

Doxcen sent a package for Jenny, which she enjoyed quickly without reason.
Hey guys this is I love chess and ponies. I heard Jenny wanted stories about dream going into reality my dad had something like that happen to him once. you see I have brittle bones and so my legs sometimes break and so there not the strongest so I cant climb up the stairs so I have to sleep down stairs so because I’m scared easily my dad sleeps on a pull out bed under mine ( I’m done so-ing now). I like to get up early and watch TV and one day there was a music video on the disney channel I look down at my dad and he is shaking violently I thought he was having a seizure or something. I say “are you ok ” and he says I’m dancing. according to him in the normal people morning he said he was having a dream about a night club.
Thanks for the awesome podcast the the ramen noodle (because your name already has a the)

from I love chess and ponies.
Noodles in the News

Weekly Noodlism: “hands down”
We think this came from the old Russian days, as well as the early gameshow days.
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All the Canadians – tRN148 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/0jjkQ-UgscE/ Thu, 09 May 2013 06:13:14 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3457 With an air of "I-will-hit-you-nees," we jump into our cages to make you crinkle over from comedy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/0jjkQ-UgscE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> With an air of "I-will-hit-you-nees," we jump into our cages to make you crinkle over from comedy. Random Noodle Updates
Daniel shared motherly things from Netflix.
Jeremy had something amazing, I think
Jenny related a series of dreams that were explained my reality
Feedback
How would you end this story?
I have a story to tell you. A few months ago, my family went out to eat for my mom’s birthday. Me and my younger sister got really bored waiting for the food to come. My sister had brought along a plastic finger. The place we went to had a stone wall with lots of room between the stones. My sister promptly stuck the finger in the wall. Just then the food arrived. We decided that we wanted to leave it there. I sometimes still wonder who found it and what happened.
Thanks,

Ella
And three sad Canucks (this apparently means “Canadians”) explained Canadian culture to us.
Weekly Noodlism: “take a stab at it”
We think this could have its roots in the early Roman history of the piñata, when children would take turns stabbing the pinoto for the delicious Roman chocolate.
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Keep Your Grunts in Your Gruntle – tRN147 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/xFASoF6Xi9Q/ Thu, 02 May 2013 04:56:56 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3451 Brought to you in part by constipation awareness month with this simple message: get moving!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/xFASoF6Xi9Q" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Brought to you in part by constipation awareness month with this simple message: get moving! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel shared insights from his church announcements:
For sale: My Brest Friend … nursing pillow. Brand new. $20.
For sale: Queen size “Ultimate Bed” … with regular mattress.
Wanted: … blow up bathtub for baby. Must fit into a regular tub
Matt and Sue will be adding an inpatient [impatiant] program to their alcohol and drug addiction program
Looking for help with 3 kids … or the daily running of the home one day each week
Jeremy has 30 facts that make him happy.
Jenny told of her cone-of-shame dog:

Feedback
Sydnie’s challenge to only say “indeed”
Bud Vander Kaay’s “Noodle Noodle Noodle” song:
Here’s a Noodle

There’s a Noodle

And another little Noodle

Fuzzy Noodle

Funny Noodle

Noodle Noodle

Dan
Noodle Noodle

Cheesecake

Noodle

Gollum

Brick

Screwdriver

Noodle

Noodle Noodle

Bacon

Noodle

Noodle Noodle

Dan
I was once a unicorn

I danced on a rainbow

But I never saw the way

That Jenny slayed the show

I have listened three years now

and I’ve become a nut!

And I also found out Dan

Has an aerodynamic butt.
Did you ever see a Noodle

Kiss a Noodle

On the Noodle
Noodle’s Noodle

Tastes of Noodle

Noodle Noodle

Dan
Half a Noodle

Twice the Noodle

not a Noodle

Jenny

Noodle

Noodle in a car

Alarm a Noodle

Noodle

Dan
Is this how it goes now?

Is the show that old?

Is it made of Beacon juice?

so many

stories

told

Now my song is getting thin

This was not my plan

Time for me to retire now

And become a Dan
MatthewPaul’s “Trouble” video:

Weekly Noodlism: “disgruntled”
We actually discovered that “gruntled” is a real world. But we also decided that your gruntle is an organ that prevents you from grunting.
Bonus “Trouble” video

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Gollum Rhymes with Llama – tRN146 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/lMY0zt1jS1g/ Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:14:40 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3445 Trying to predict the future but failing to pay your bills? Then call Profit for Prophets today and start foreseeing your future financial finesse! Profit for Prophets can help you tomorrow! But you probably already foresaw that.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/lMY0zt1jS1g" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Trying to predict the future but failing to pay your bills? Then call Profit for Prophets today and start foreseeing your future financial finesse! Profit for Prophets can help you tomorrow! But you probably already foresaw that. Random Noodle Updates
Jeremy’s mamma is a llama.
Jenny is a bad potato rock.
Daniel is a creeper cover artist.
Feedback
Mr. B. sent us some toilet paper with the Ramen Noodle all over it!

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Hang On, Let the Monkey Finish – tRN145 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/E1WAuAF0juI/ Thu, 18 Apr 2013 02:47:09 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3435 Grab your cow, floss the mouse turds from your teeth, and get ready to be stamped!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/E1WAuAF0juI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab your cow, floss the mouse turds from your teeth, and get ready to be stamped! Grab your cow, floss the mouse turds from your teeth, and get ready to be stamped!
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s awkward Jillian Michaels photo. What is she saying? Write your own caption in the comments below.

Jeremy taxes the tax code, but it’ll save Kentucky’s future.
Jenny sold the cow!
Feedback
Docxen’s gift to us:

Mr. B
I am going to recall a story* using the worst grammar and most annoying words/phrases according to Daniel. Here I go!
*not a true story
So i was like sitting on a bench with my BFF and i was like “whudda freak!!!!”‘ so I was like lifting my foot up an’ i like saw this nasty stuffs on me shoe! So my freind is like, quote un quote awesomesauce and he was like, no biggy and he said like whatevs and just brushed it off o’ my shoe and i was like dood, ur awesome thanx!!!!!!!!!!! And he was all dats wut fwends r 4!!!!!!! and it turnz out this was like sum girlz storie sinse were all like BFF and WHATEVZ and stuffs so yeah. It didnot make mutch sence, did it? so yeah wutevs and GTG so bubye!!!!!
Zackman called in with a theory about Jeremy playing peekaboo.
Noodles in the News
Have you forgotten how to read a book?
Gollum covers Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble”:

Jeremy’s Living Social offer for tattoo removal.
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* Kari Clark called us “Splendiferously Awesome!”
* Mykka (Mr. Bottoms) gave us his “bottoms up”
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Mr. Bottoms – tRN144 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/UzUyWDUjJMY/ Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:39:17 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3423 Try duct tape, for the morally gray areas of life.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/UzUyWDUjJMY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Try duct tape, for the morally gray areas of life. Random Noodle Updates
Ant trap of doom:
Ellie’s “Jenny Monkey” photo gets all the focus

Feedback
Trevor Bottoms told us about his epic crash with secret handshake.
Dear the Ramen Noodle,
Thank you for this awesome podcast! It is extremely entertaining, and very funny. I found this podcast about a week and a half ago while browsing itunes for new podcasts. Ever since then, I have listened to at least 100 podcasts and have loved every one. It is hard to find quality, clean comedy podcasts on itunes any more. I only have one little suggestion. You may want to start warning listeners about listening to this podcast while going to sleep or while spacing out. It has a strange affect on the brain. I learned this from my experience.
I rarely dream about anything, but while listening to your podcast last night I was having the strangest dreams I have ever had. One of my dreams that I distinctly remember, was about an old lady cooking bacon on a rainbow over a lake that is by my house. The whole time, she was staring at me while flipping the bacon in the pan. I woke up to the podcast playing through my headphones, and realized what was most likely the source of the source of this very odd and random dream. Anyways, thanks for the wierd dreams, and the awesome podcast.
Your new fan,
4n1h0ny (Anthony)
F.Y.I I am 13 years old, homeschooled, and listen from colorado.
Todd Mariot from Battle Victorious casts out parked cars in the name of Jesus
Weekly Noodlism
Instead of saying, “Take with a grain of salt,” we suggest following Mary Poppins’ advice,  “Take with a spoonful of sugar.”
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* WKDWAFFLEMAKER

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Bang Yourself on the Head with a Skillet – tRN143 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/YkMWXA8oNP0/ Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:27:45 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3417 Twist it, lick it, dunk it, eat it!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/YkMWXA8oNP0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Twist it, lick it, dunk it, eat it! Random noodle updates
Daniel was told to go to Texas.
Jeremy helps people sleep with side effects.

Jenny suffers from Daniel’s sleep-talking!
Noodles in the News
Just this title was funny enough: “Tunisian rapper gets jail term for calling police dogs in song
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* Jesse Cantrell

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You’re a Gangster Monkey – tRN142 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/bzlfxLCeUNg/ Thu, 21 Mar 2013 04:59:58 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3408 Grab your bacon tutu, turn the world inside-out, get lost, and have another roll!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/bzlfxLCeUNg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab your bacon tutu, turn the world inside-out, get lost, and have another roll! Random noodle updates
Daniel received many weird looks after a hammer to the face, and he sees the world inside-out.
Jeremy is obsessed with 108.
Jenny discovered that an full stomach should be topped off with another roll.
 
Your funny stuff
Actually British Ellie sent us some wonderful drawings of each of us.
Emily received a bacon-worth haircut.
In relation to the “I Knew You Were Trouble” parody with screaming sheep …

… ErinJ sent this story:
Hey Daniel (&Jenny &Jeremy),
I just got home from work and had to share this with you:
Long story short, I am a nanny to a 3YO, 10YO & 11YO, but every other weekend, I only have the 3YO (modern families…). Every other Sat night when it is just the 3YO & I, we have a giant dance party after dinner so he is nice and tired for bedtime… our first song of choice is ALWAYS “I knew you were trouble”. I decided to show him the “goat” video you showed in the podcast last week before we had our dance party: he was prepped for the real song, confused for a split second, then thought it was hilarious, but had an important question at the end: How DOES the goat make that sound?
Right after this, I ended up sending him to the bathroom for some potty time (potty training has been a nightmare…) and I continued to clean up the dinner dishes, etc. All I heard from the bathroom for the entire time (probably at least 5 minutes) was “AHHHHHHHH (goat sounds – have Jeremy demonstrate), AHHHHHHHHH, trouble… trouble… trouble”. This continued into the rest of the night and after putting him to bed, it could be heard through the baby monitor as his self-made goat sounds lulled him to sleep.
ErinJ
Julie reminded us that there’s never too much bacon with this video:

Noodles in the News
Reasons Kentucky Is The Weirdest State In The Country [unfortunately, not all content at this link is clean]
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Subconscious Artist – tRN141 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/OqgwyMrHjV0/ Thu, 14 Mar 2013 04:21:49 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3403 Check your mood ring for your emotions and prepare your kids to potty with an iPad!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/OqgwyMrHjV0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Check your mood ring for your emotions and prepare your kids to potty with an iPad! Random noodle updates
Jeremy found his new favorite toilet seat for potty-training!

Jeremy told tales of a singing puppy:

Your funny stuff
David: I think I subconsciously drew Sgt Packet…?



We also received some spitboxing, a screaming hi, and a late Lost valentine from Ellie.
Weekly Noodlism: have a beef and pick a bone
These sound like good things for guys to do together for buddy-buddy guy times.
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* legoman410
* Battlevictorious
* musik guy
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I’d gladly smash cake in your face – tRN140 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/XchwFgu5-kw/ Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:32:15 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3397 You knew that we'd be trouble, and this one will really get your goat!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/XchwFgu5-kw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> You knew that we'd be trouble, and this one will really get your goat! Random noodle updates
Daniel is Jenny’s snake-killer.
Jeremy is a screaming goat face:



Jenny saw someone touching her cake, precious.
Your funny stuff
Auston sent us this insanely wrapped chocolate bar:

Bonus
Check out our reviews of Jack the Giant Slayer in Are You Just Watching? and ONCE podcast.




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Scarf It Down and Boogie – tRN139 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/HqXR181F7j4/ Thu, 21 Feb 2013 05:50:02 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3388 Wrap a scarf around your head, lock up your dogs, and don't laugh in church! Brought to you by iHearU.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/HqXR181F7j4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Wrap a scarf around your head, lock up your dogs, and don't laugh in church! Brought to you by iHearU. Random noodle updates
Jeremy’s niece is either deadly with texting, or knows the secrets of the universe:

Daniel and Jenny’s discussion was interrupted by a sick dog.
Jenny panicked over spilled gum.
Your funny stuff
Hello Jenny, Jeremy, and Daniel,

I love the show. It’s really funny. It entertains me.
I clean a church for my job, and although there are other people in the building, I generally am by myself. On days i have a new episode to listen to, i can be seen laughing at what seems to be nothing while cleaning toilets.
Cassie

ps. thanks jenny for posting cool stuff on pinterest. im not a stalker, just a follower.

pps. when jeremy was away i assumed he was going off to marry…
 
Hey The Ramen Noodle!
My name is Anna Lisa van Melle. Yes, it is dutch, and yes, you can make fun of it! 🙂 I go to a boarding school in Arkansas, although I live in West Virginia.
I made Pumpkin Pie for Christmas, and Dad loved it so much that he took some to work to eat, and also brought some homemade whipped cream that I’d made. Or so he thought. At work, he took out the piece of pie, slathered it with cream, and just as he was about to eat it he smelled something strange. He tasted the cream and discovered that it was mayo!
Noodles for now,
Anna Lisa
Weekly Noodlism: “scarf it down”
We think this could be a form of eating with a scarf, or many other things.
It’s also possibly connected to the Scarf-wearing bandit:

Bonus: political episode
Listen back to episode 7, “The True Election Solution,” to discover how ramen noodles can solve every political problem.



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Instead of Pants – tRN138 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/4GEFLVYQ4is/ Thu, 14 Feb 2013 05:07:29 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3382 We share childhood holdovers/leftovers stories from ourselves and our listeners!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/4GEFLVYQ4is" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We share childhood holdovers/leftovers stories from ourselves and our listeners! Featured theme: childhood “leftovers”
Hello earthlies!
On the topic of “childhood leftovers”, boy have I got a list for you!
I grew up in the south where everybody shops at the Piggly Wiggly and uses sarcasm for everything, so this is what my family taught me growing up:
My father, when I asked him what sarcasm was, said “Sarcasm is an animal. It looks like a whale with a horn on it, kind of like a narwhal.” It took me years to figure out that he was being sarcastic.
My grandmother told me that a baby donkey was called a “donklet” and that pizza grew on vines.
My mother likes to tell the story of how I learned to scoot on my stomach across the floor. Long story short, she left a poptar sitting on the table, and I was lying on the floor across the room. When she came back from answering the phone, the poptart was gone.
My brother, who is four years younger than me, also used to wear his clothes in a strange way. He liked to consider himself a grown man (he was three) and plenty capable of dressing himself. So, every single morning, he would wake up and put on a two t-shirts. One where it’s supposed to go, and another on his legs. He would walk around all morning like that, and you could see his Pull-up through the hole wear his head should be. It looked like he had four arms when he laid down.
Those are just the ones that I remembered off the top of my head, so thanks!
-Sammy
 
So I just heard episode 134 (keep in mind late at night) everything was good until you played the voicemail

You have no idea how hard I laughed and cried (trying not to wake anyone up) I laughed even harder when you guys said it was evil Jenny’s Nook (you have no idea how bad my side’s hurt from laughing silently)
I have a confession, it was me that sent it. I had no idea that you would play it (or how to delete it to be honest) gosh I sound stupid
I wanted to send my childhood story through voice mail but had no idea what the heck I was doing so I send it by email instead
I will remember the “what the huhhh huhhh” voicemail forever
Love,

Kimmibear
 
Hello Ramen Noodle podcast people

Its kimmibear5 that usually listens to ONCE podcast but I love the ramen noodle podcast more and more
Anyways,

Something I haven’t grown out of and I am pretty sure other people haven’t either is that I still watch PBS Kids shows. Like Sesame Street, Arthur , Dragon tales, even Barney (the old episodes) plus more!

I love them cause they are cheesy and they just bring good memories
Your faithful listener,

Kimberly Quintero Villegas (try to say that 5 times fast) lol

AKA kimmibear5
 
Daniel, I also had a funny karate story… but I think only someone else in karate would find it funny… so I am just going to tell it to you in this email, not as a feedback or voicemail… I had just listened to your podcast about judging a karate tournament from long ago, and it made me think of this…
So… I was about 14 when this tournament took place… I had just gotten my green belt, which meant I was competing at the intermediate level for the first time. I was at a province wide style-specific (Chito-Ryu) tournie (t’was my first time judging the ankle biters… t’was my first time competing against BLACKBELTS which was very intimidating… and it was my first time coaching, as we move up to “adult” classes when you start high school here… so I was teaching at the kid’s classes then)… I show up at this tournament so excited for all those reasons… also a little shy/nervous… but also SUPER PUMPED bec...]]>
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Love Cheese and Ponies – tRN137 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/UXWYQhDokgk/ Thu, 07 Feb 2013 03:08:27 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3374 Grab some Skittles because this episode will make you unreasonably monkey-happy!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/UXWYQhDokgk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab some Skittles because this episode will make you unreasonably monkey-happy! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s “5 minutes of awkward silence” (from Ignite Cincinnati 8) was his biggest success! He also had a birthday and Gollum came.

Communication lessons from 5 minutes of awkward silence from Daniel J. Lewis
Jeremy was something.
Jenny told the behind-the-scenes details of Daniel’s surprise birthday party.
Your funny stuff


Hello everyone!
After your last episode I just have to say that it pretty much made my day how much air time and discussion ensued because of my iTunes review. Haha! And yes, I am not that much younger than you – 24.. But I can be 88 years old if you want me too be 🙂
Anyway… In case you are all still curious what was in the bag I included a shot of, I did peak. Sorry to say that none of you guessed it. Neither did I for that matter. It was too simple – a small fluffy black dog! I guess we just needed to think like a 5 year old…
Hope you are all doing well!
tlarson



Mr. Bezzantine, from The Laughing Mongoose, sent us his story about a man’s face in the toilet.
EllieActive wished Daniel a British happy birthday.
Bonus pictures
ErinJ’s gift to the Ramen Noodle:


@ellieactive @phlegon @docxen @theramennoodle @jennysnook The timeline (not to scale) and family tree. twitter.com/TheHarasnai/st…
— Ian Thomas (@TheHarasnai) January 24, 2013

Screaming monkey from Woot:


Upcoming theme: childhood leftovers
We want to have a themed episode about the funny child-like things we still do when we should have grown out of them. Or this is a great time to tell the hilarious childhood things you did that you’re now embarrassed about.
Think of things you did, said, believed, wore, and more!



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Upset when my worms die – tRN136 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/pvw533DKv7k/ Thu, 24 Jan 2013 06:40:40 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3365 When nature calls and there's no one there to answer, you need nature's answering machine!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/pvw533DKv7k" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> When nature calls and there's no one there to answer, you need nature's answering machine!
When nature calls and there’s no one there to answer, you need nature’s answering machine!
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s mom is a worm.
Jeremy isn’t man enough to dispense the whipped cream.
Jenny was funny.
Your funny stuff
Tim sent us some coffee-shop giftcards and also these photos:
Mary sent us a the-Ramen-Noodle version of “Call Me Maybe.”
Noodles in the News

Upcoming theme: childhood leftovers
We want to have a themed episode about the funny child-like things we still do when we should have grown out of them. Or this is a great time to tell the hilarious childhood things you did that you’re now embarrassed about.
Think of things you did, said, believed, wore, and more!



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Mr. Vegas Mind – tRN135 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/7QzRwVZWfpA/ Thu, 17 Jan 2013 05:43:07 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3361 Bushy-eyed and bright-tailed from travel!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/7QzRwVZWfpA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Bushy-eyed and bright-tailed from travel! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel and Jenny shared stories from their recent trip to Las Vegas for New Media Expo, the Podcast Awards (Daniel’s The Audacity to Podcast won the award for best technology podcast in 2012!), and the Consumer Electronics Show (see Daniel’s coverage with the TechPodcasts Network).
Check out the miniature Las Vegas tunnel Daniel and Jenny visited.
Here are the THX cows:

Your funny stuff
Dylan from Hong Kong impressed us with his mad plunger skills.
Minecrafters3 sent us a special song for the Ramen Noodle to the tune of “In the Jungle” from The Lion King.
Upcoming theme: childhood leftovers
We want to have a themed episode about the funny child-like things we still do when we should have grown out of them. Or this is a great time to tell the hilarious childhood things you did that you’re now embarrassed about.
Think of things you did, said, believed, wore, and more!



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Sneezes Are Vampires – tRN134 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/yjQ2uhFd_gI/ Thu, 03 Jan 2013 05:28:29 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3352 Go mad-noodle! Eye for eye! Tooth for tooth! "Quote on quote"! And hug your Velcro monkey today.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/yjQ2uhFd_gI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Go mad-noodle! Eye for eye! Tooth for tooth! "Quote on quote"! And hug your Velcro monkey today. Random Noodle Updates
Daniel is not yogurt, but has a buffet dream.
Jenny finds hairball-spiders and they freak Daniel, and maybe even old ladies!
(Jeremy was sick and unable to join us.)
Your funny stuff
Hey Guys.

Sorry I accidently sent that prematurely.
Hey Guys

Fwd:
On Tue, Dec 11, 2012 at [10:45] PM, Spytec wrote:

Sorry I accidently sent that prematurely.
Hey Guys

This happened to me the other morning at about [1:00]. I woke up about [1:00], and thinking it was [7:00] something, went to my sisters room, and tried to wake her up, to get ready for school. And my dad (Who was awake already) Came out into the hall, and told me to go back to bed, and it was only [1:00]. I was still partially asleep, but I still kind of remember it. Thanks Guys. Spytec.

PS: I need to learn how to use gmail without accidently sending it.while im still writing.
 
Hey the Ramen Noodle,
It’s Mr.Bezzantine. I recently decided to try to listen to every single episode of your podcast. I downloaded all of your episodes that I hadn’t listened to. It was a little too late to realize I’d shoved a lot more noodles in my mouth than I could chew! I was surprised to see that iTunes said that the episodes took up 2 gigabytes fo space. Also, you know how iTunes gives you the info on the amount of time the files take up? Well mine said, quote on quote, ” 1.4 days”. By the way, this only included 40 of your episodes. Thats, like, one third of the whole enchilada! That startled me. My eyes widened as my mind gave me a sound effect-that amused whistle that people do-WSHOOOOooooo. Hopefully I can get through all of the episodes without getting mad-noodle disease, or having “Be Your Own Kind Of Noodle” Permanently implanted into the core of my brain-resulting in noodle-brain. Ok, that wasn’t really that funny.
Wish me luck, colonpee, rub some bacon on it, be your own kind of noodle, flavour your day, ETC……..
Mr.Bezzantine
Upcoming theme: childhood leftovers
We want to have a themed episode about the funny child-like things we still do when we should have grown out of them. Or this is a great time to tell the hilarious childhood things you did that you’re now embarrassed about.
Think of things you did, said, believed, wore, and more!
Next live show on January 16
Daniel and Jenny will be in Las Vegas for New Media Expo and Consumer Electronics Show, so the next live show will be on January 16, at the normal time of 6:00 p.m. (EST/GMT-5).
Bonus: Jenny’s Halloween custom
Designed by Mary:

Bonus: Charlie the Unicorn 4




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How to Burn Everything – tRN133 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Xw-0e5W5ACk/ Thu, 06 Dec 2012 08:33:24 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3341 Testimonies 'r' Us: When you've grown up in a Christian home and escaped the bondage of sin before you escaped diapers, and you feel like your testimony is too boring for a Hollywood production, call Testimonies 'r' Us to spice up your salvation! Testimonies 'r' Us will run your testimony through their patent-pending Expounder and Exegetically Enhance your Eternal Effigy. Call Testimonies 'r' Us today and amplify your testimony tomorrow!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Xw-0e5W5ACk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Testimonies 'r' Us: When you've grown up in a Christian home and escaped the bondage of sin before you escaped diapers, and you feel like your testimony is too boring for a Hollywood production, call Testimonies 'r' Us to spice up your salvation!
Testimonies ‘r’ Us: When you’ve grown up in a Christian home and escaped the bondage of sin before you escaped diapers, and you feel like your testimony is too boring for a Hollywood production, call Testimonies ‘r’ Us to spice up your salvation! Testimonies ‘r’ Us will run your testimony through their patent-pending Expounder and Exegetically Enhance your Eternal Effigy. Call Testimonies ‘r’ Us today and amplify your testimony tomorrow!
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel wished a merry Christmas to all the beautiful, old buildings and loans before the bell-world ends in 2012.
Jeremy found a lady’s phone and can’t sign his name on the I-9 employment forms.
Jenny has learned how to cook burn everything (see photo above).
Your funny stuff
Noah/Mr. Bezzantine mailed drawings to us! (You can mail stuff to us, wrapped in $100 bills to the Ramen Noodle, PO Box 739, Burlington, KY 41005.)



Upcoming theme: childhood leftovers
We want to have a themed episode about the funny child-like things we still do when we should have grown out of them. Or this is a great time to tell the hilarious childhood things you did that you’re now embarrassed about.
Think of things you did, said, believed, wore, and more!



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I insulted a bacon-mother – tRN132 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/CsVDNn_u5ec/ Thu, 29 Nov 2012 05:14:43 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3328 Eat an Easter Bunny today, just like Santa Claus does!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/CsVDNn_u5ec" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Eat an Easter Bunny today, just like Santa Claus does! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel has a Titanic microwave oven.
Jeremy sings overheard tweets without knowing it.
Jenny’s two-year old niece is becoming a gangster.
We also mentioned this Love spice:

Your funny stuff
Hi Daniel, Jenny And Jeremy,

Since next week is Thanksgiving, I have a little turkey

Humor!

“Why Can’t Turkeys Go To Church?”

………………………………………………………

Give up yet?

……………………………………………………….

“Because They Use Fowl Language”
I had a good laugh, hope you all enjoyed!

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday! Love

Your Ramen Noodle Podcast and your Once

Upon A Time Podcast too 🙂
—Janice D.
 
By the way its Catriona (Katrina) NOT Catriona
Browsing Amazon for ideas of what to buy my children for Christmas this year, I stumbled across this! !

I notice it comes with a free toy as well! Happy Thanksgiving
Oh and btw we use our hallways to WALK to our bathrooms which have baths, showers and toilets in them, we do not use our hallways!
Cat from Down Under
Noah/Mr. Bezzantine mailed several letters to us! (You can mail stuff to us, wrapped in $100 bills to the Ramen Noodle, PO Box 739, Burlington, KY 41005.)






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Munchkins in the Sleeping Bags – tRN131 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/4kEun1Klsj4/ Thu, 15 Nov 2012 06:05:14 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3323 Life-risking feats, butt-protecting chores, bladder-saving golf clubs, and inconvenient bleeding! Also hear 7 ways to scare your roommate.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/4kEun1Klsj4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Life-risking feats, butt-protecting chores, bladder-saving golf clubs, and inconvenient bleeding! Also hear 7 ways to scare your roommate. Random Noodle Updates
Daniel risked his life for hot water, and he also protected others butts.
Jeremy wants the Uro Club for Christmas:

Jenny was caught red-handed at the laundromat.
Your funny stuff
ZAP!
Hi tRN, Jeremy and Jenny,
Here I am listening to your latest episode while I am working. Since the atmosphere is always very dry, especially in the fall and winter, everything gets quite static. I forgot to bring my good headphones and therefore plugged my ear buds into the computer. As I take paperwork out of the plastic files bags and laughing at all of your stories I get zapped and the cable of the ear buds being a guide I zap my ear.
In other words, next time I should just wait till I am home and download the episode instead of being impatient and hooking up to the computer.
Blessings,
Annemarie
Weird dreams
heyyyyyyy! love the podcast! ive been listening to the podcast from the beginning and one time i was listening at a ridiculously early hour and i kinda fell asleep… but because of that, i had a weird dream… about you guys. i dont remember much of it but basically you 3 were weird robot people taking me round a supermarket that had a garden… so yeah, listening to the podcast at weird hours gives you weird dreams!
from Actual British Fan Ellie (EllieActive in the chatroom)
7 ways to scare your roommate
Found by TJ Dreyfus.


* Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you’re doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, “Soon, soon …”
* Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
* Tell your roommate, “I’ve got an important message for you.” Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can’t remember what the message was. Later on, say, “Oh, yeah, I remember!” Pretend to fain again. Keep this up for several weeks.
* While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
* Make a sandwich. Don’t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, “Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?” Complain loudly that you are hungry.
* Every time your roommate walks in, yell, “Hooray! You’re back!” as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, “Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?”
* Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of the sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor, and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, “No, I want to watch them suffer.”





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Admiring Feelings of a Graceful Lady – tRN130 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/xXGwK8ATAVU/ Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:47:38 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3316 Babycake shakes, the cake that shakes the baby right out of you!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/xXGwK8ATAVU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Babycake shakes, the cake that shakes the baby right out of you! Babycake shakes, the cake that shakes the baby right out of you!
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel nearly self-defensed himself, but this means a longer winter.
Jenny told about the scary broom.
Jeremy was photo harassed at a drive-through.
Your funny stuff
OMG I’M ON THE RAMEN NOODLE!
Hi! I’m Dylan from Hong Kong, Megamind in the chatroom. I just wanted to share something with you guys. In hong kong, there are a lot of knockoff products, and today at the market I found a knockoff grape candy. Apparently, companies like this are to poor to hire a translator, because THIS was the product description, photo included.
“Its translucent color so alluring and taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy Candy.”
Yeah.
BYEEEEE!
We received chocolate and a letter from Noah/Mr. Bezzantine.
Hey Ramenittes,
It’s 3:30 am on Friday morning and I just woke up to a very funny dream and can’t get back to sleep so I thought I would share it with you. You know how when you have to pee in the middle of the night you have a dream about peeing and it’s suppose to wake you up so you can get and go? Well I just had the mother of all pee dreams.
I dreamed that Wanda Sykes was a new recruit on the starship Enterprise. And she just learned something that nobody else knows about Starfleet, that when you are in space, you have to wear a urinary catheter. I bet you didn’t know that all those characters on Star Trek were walking around with pee bags strapped to their legs. Anyway, she was actually pretty excited about the prospect of peeing where ever and when ever. As the dream went on, she was speaking with Captain Picard and she couldn’t stop giggling. Then she would get that shiver you get when you’re done peeing (do women get that?). So Picard would get really annoyed with her, and since she was a red shirt, he pulled a King David with Uriah the Hittite and sent her on an away mission. And that was the end of Wanda Sykes career on Star Trek.
Congrats on the all the nominations for the Podcast Awards. I’m voting for you.
Brian Caruthers

PBandJNetwork.com



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tRN129: The Boogieman Is My Sister - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/LZzxTTMGPc4/ Thu, 01 Nov 2012 05:05:07 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3303 We tell our funny camping stories and share yours, too!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/LZzxTTMGPc4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We tell our funny camping stories and share yours, too! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel made a decision for the sake of his butt, but he made an Android scream
Jenny told something funny
Camping stories!
Daniel and Jenny recount their recent and first camping trip, as well as Daniel’s first-ever camping trip.
Jeremy reminded us of Cloverfield Camping.
Heather told us that she’s the boogieman to her friend’s brother.
Hi the Ramen Noodle crew,
Listening to some of the older episodes (I am almost completely caught up now) reminded me of a story of my childhood.
My parents enjoyed camping so as me and my brothers were growing up we would travel around Europe for our summer vacation. Camping in Europe is not quite the same as in the US I have been told. Our family owned a travel trailer which we would use.
This one holiday we went to Luxemburg for 2 weeks. We had unhooked the travel trailer and put it in its place and set up the tent that is attached to the trailer as well. We as kids were required to set up our own tent and were free to go and roam about after that. Camp grounds in Europe have lots of facilities like a pool, a clubhouse, a minimart etc. My brothers and I were wondering around when we passed this little stall selling waffles in different shapes. I decided to buy in a bee hive shape. When I got back to our trailer I sat down and took a big bite out of it and as I did this my dad pointed out that I was eating a candle. The stall that was selling waffles was also selling candles. Both items were the same color and the texture of both looked the same. I have to tell you that I was quite disappointed with my purchase.
Blessings,

Annemarie
 
The loaded mini-van pulled into a campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters’ father, “That, sir, is some display of teamwork.”
The father replied, “I have a system: no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up.”
Thomas
 
Hey guys!
I heard a funny story from my friend Belinda.
She told me about one time when she and her husband, Steve, went camping here in Florida during the summer. (Which if you know anything about Florida, It’s humid and moist outside 360 days of the year, the other 5 are nice weather.) They had pitched a tent, finished their campfire toasting and songs and had drifted off to slumber-land. well, nature called Belinda in the middle of the night and so she fumbled in the dark for her flashlight. finally finding it, she flipped it on to find the door to the tent and lo and behold, she finds that the ceiling of the tent was covered with slimy green tree frogs. There wasn’t just 5-6 of them. There had to have been 50-60 of those little slimy guys chilling inside that tent. After much panicking and a little freaking out. They decided to sleep in the van that night.
Can’t wait to hear your camping stories.
Keep up the awesome!
~Aslan4king
 
So, one time I was camping all alone. I got there in the late morning, and was ready to TOUGH IT!!! I wanted the full experience, so I didn’t take anything or buy firewood, no cheating. The first thing I decided to do was collect wood for the fire, and stuff like that, but I needed shelter (there had been dangerous animal sightings nearby). I made a little hut with pieces of wood, and went inside. It was dark, but I wanted the whole experience. I went and killed a pig,]]>
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tRN128: Priority Couch - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/nGWzb4xmga8/ Thu, 25 Oct 2012 04:15:31 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3295 Our dyslexics to the apologies, the down-under doll cannibals, the sleeping men, and the subconscious polite people among us.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/nGWzb4xmga8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Our dyslexics to the apologies, the down-under doll cannibals, the sleeping men, and the subconscious polite people among us. Random Noodle Updates
Jenny invented pepper spray from Pinterest.
Daniel invented a bumper sticker for dyslexics.
Feedback
Hi to the Ramen Noodle, Phlegon, and Jenny, from Down Under, Oztralia!

I just wanted to write out my thanks for your podcast, The Ramen Noodle.
I’m really thankful that you produce a Christian comedy podcast. You keep things very clean (except when things get a bit messy with bodily functions), and you make me laugh quite hard a lot.
I like the song that you sing at the start and end. It really hit home to me when I was feeling a bit down with my endeavors. God uses things to cheer me up or remind me of His goodness when I need it. Praise God.
Now, for a funny story for the podcast! My brothers and I share a room to play our computers, and I sit opposite to my middle sibling, Dave. He and I are ‘stirrers’, being a bit silly and getting a reaction is our humour sometimes. Anyway, quite a few years ago, I received a cartoon character plushie with a big head and small body. It somehow found it’s way into another family’s life, and when I finally got it back it was having an “out of body experience”. Only the head was left.
Dave and I throw this plushie’s head to hit each other over our monitors. The trick is to surprise one another with it when we least expect it! I generally try to throw it underarm so he won’t realise I’m throwing it, but I miss him quite often. He just shakes his head and mutters, “Terrible shot.” We also have a hall that opens up in view of our computer area, so when one of us uses that hall for toilet and bathroom use, its another opportunity to throw something. It is never a hard object, but it must throw well. Good fun.
Anyway, for now God bless, and I’ll be hearing you soon on a podcast.
Cheers.

Yours (very) Truly,

Peter the Perth Painter
 
HEY GUYS!
My dad and i saw a kind of funny situation in DI (a thrift store) earlier. They had this boxing/possibly kickboxing dummy, fairly high tech for sale. A little bit later, we saw a group of guys (probably college or high school age) with this thing in a shopping cart, and a cowboy hat,( and I think a sweater came later,)this time. And as they are checking out, I look over, and one of them says “Who’s car is this going in?”, Out in the parking lot a few minutes later, I see them trying to load up this dummy, and it was sticking out of the door, or sunroof of the car.(This may have been a you had to be there moment.)
spytec12
Send your funny camping stories!
We want to hear your funny tales of camping! We’ll use these in episode 129, so you have until October 31 to submit these.



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tRN127: Tent-chaser - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/eqb0qUK10rM/ Thu, 18 Oct 2012 04:21:08 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3289 When life throws you down and you can't get up, just lift your arms and pop in an Attitude Altitude Alternating Armpit Additive! Our revolutionary, remorse remover will rumble your rump to reset your regular routine. Order Attitude Altitude Alternating Armpit Additive today and lift your lousy, Lorelistic life.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/eqb0qUK10rM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> When life throws you down and you can't get up, just lift your arms and pop in an Attitude Altitude Alternating Armpit Additive! Our revolutionary, remorse remover will rumble your rump to reset your regular routine. When life throws you down and you can’t get up, just lift your arms and pop in an Attitude Altitude Alternating Armpit Additive! Our revolutionary, remorse remover will rumble your rump to reset your regular routine. Order Attitude Altitude Alternating Armpit Additive today and lift your lousy, Lorelistic life.
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel injured his ungodly finger
Jeremy slammed the door on himself, and then went tent-chasing.
Jenny eats ice cream two scoops at a time
Feedback
Hey Guys,
I’m a new listener but a huge fan! I thought you might enjoy this:
My sisters have listened to your new podcast as well a few times, and they are OBSESSED with your Ramen Noodle opening and closing song that plays in each episode. Anyways, when I was walking past their bedroom the other day, I looked in and saw them having a stuffed animal karaoke contest, singing “BEEEEE YOUR OWN KIND OF NOOODLE!” at the top of their lungs! It was hilarious, and it seemed like something that might make you and the audience laugh. Thanks for a great podcast! Please keep it up!
Noah (aka Mr.Bezzantine (Bi-zant-een))
Rose’s bacon flowchart:

Send your funny camping stories!
While Daniel and Jenny go on their first camping trip together, we want to hear your funny tales of camping! We’ll use these in episode 129, so you have until October 31 to submit these.
 



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tRN126: Everything Sounds Pretty in French - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/hYQYNidE3Ts/ Thu, 11 Oct 2012 04:22:34 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3282 Brought to you by the Concerned Citizens for the Protection of Capitalization.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/hYQYNidE3Ts" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Brought to you by the Concerned Citizens for the Protection of Capitalization. Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel is a highly sought-after item among the church ladies
* Jeremy is bad luck for black cats
* Jenny gets angry in British

Your funny stuff
Ummm… until receiving this email, I had no recollection of recording anything or sending it to you, I’ve listened to what I recorded, its accurate, I’ll try and get on the donation as soon as I get some time. I’m a known sleep walker and I’ve done some really strange things while asleep, I’m going to assume this is why I don’t remember making the recording. If you find it hard to believe that, here’s something I did while sleep walking (I suppose there wasn’t much walking involved, but that’s really the best word for it). I wake up one morning, and my pillow is damp, I’m not one to drool much and it wasn’t just my pillow that was wet, I had no idea what had happened to make my hair wet, I continue my morning routine and am getting ready to take a shower when I notice that my towel is also wet and there’s water in the shower, indicating that it had been used. I went a head and took my shower, but when I asked my parents if either of them had showered before I was up, the answer was no… Given my history of sleep walking I’m left with one rather odd conclusion… I figure if I can shower asleep, I could probably also send emails.
Hope you find as this amusing as I do,
Some Pyro
(That’s who I’m known as online(Pyro for short (please don’t call me Some (It’s just weird (Yes I know its the first part of my name, so be all formal and use my last name (I don’t require a prefix though (However, if you insisted, King or Mr. will suffice (King Preferred, as I am the self declared King of Pyros))))))))
Ellie called to share of her spill on her teacher’s shoes.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii. Try to say that with that many i’s, guys. It’s Dream_Drop_Distance, the girl who is awesomely strange. So, I hear that you guys like British accents. Well, I have a story regarding those. British listeners feel free to frown upon this email.
***CHALLENGE. DO NOT READ THIS PART UNLESS YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT. I challenge you to read the following email in a British accent, without telling anyone why you are. Don’t stop until you’re done. I will know if you don’t… Okay… GO! ***
I was at a football game with my best friend, both of us trying very hard not to concentrate on the game, when all of the sudden, my cousins and a couple of their friends decide its the perfect time to come and talk to me. Now, my friend and I had been talking about British accents, and my clever friend decided it would be fun to talk to them in a British accent. The even more clever children asked my clever friend if her accent was real. We exchanged looks, and she nodded. “I’m from London, originally.” She said convincingly. That was it. The kids were convinced that she was from England, and proceeded to bring some more friends over to hear my friend’s ‘weird voice’. She patiently talked with a British accent for the rest of the night, and to this day my cousins and their friends are convinced that she comes from England.
Thought I would share that with you, as I thought it was pretty neat on our part.
***Okay, you can stop that terrible accent now. I think I’ve tortured you enough.***
~Your (creeper-ish) faithful listener, DDD
I am a Female.

Fe = Iron

Male = Man

Therefore, I am Iron Man.




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tRN125: You Are Not Boaz - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/GBm1jSCDPlU/ Thu, 04 Oct 2012 05:10:09 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3274 Rub some bacon on those church hands! You'll need help making the ammo for the coming Monkey War.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/GBm1jSCDPlU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Rub some bacon on those church hands! You'll need help making the ammo for the coming Monkey War. Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel rubbed the wrong hand
* Jeremy’s bum was greeted at the ATM
* Jenny dreamed of hugs

Your funny stuff
hey Daniel, jenny, and Jeremy! so the other day in french we were learning new words when suddenly she said this.. ”deux bébés dans ici .. chut!”

so after she told us what she meant and i started laughing my bum off! she opened a drawer right next t me and said Chut! again.

she said to us.. there are two babies in the drawer shh!

she went too toys r us!!!

lol!!!

thought you would enjoy this.. lol thanks for the epic podcast!! BYEEEEE
– Mary
 
I found this and thought you might enjoy this!
Yoda worked for the Jedi for 900 years and got a swamp hut. Vader worked for the Sith for 20 and got a Star Destroyer. It’s good to be bad.
Xoosh
Sure.
I was in Columbus recently and I saw this.

Photoshopped it! I used gimp though, not actual photoshop. I’m not one of those crazy rich guys.
@~~Epowerj~~@

Noodles in the News
Poop-firing tank is guaranteed to gross out the enemy

“America needs an oil change like no other flashlight in the world!”




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tRN124: I Like My Homeschooler - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/HNn1VV4riDc/ Thu, 27 Sep 2012 05:06:54 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3257 Brought to you by Brother Bob’s Bountiful Blessings Bureau.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/HNn1VV4riDc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Brought to you by Brother Bob’s Bountiful Blessings Bureau. Random Noodle Updates
Jenny had a screaming-good time had a church small group.
Jeremy is Jeremy.
Daniel shared a series of recent dental stories.

Your funny stuff
Hi everybody I have some stories, once when I was very young my neighbor had a 3 person water balloon slingshot we found that water balloons didn’t fly that far and exploded in mid air, but apples did. So we got some apple from our neighbors apple tree and fired it a couple times then we decided to scare some birds with it we aimed and fired at a flock of birds and sure enough assassinated a bird with a speeding apple, I felt bad because I’ve never been much of a hunter I guess the angry birds felt the other end of the slingshot. That’s all for now sorry if it was long
Noah (spiderman)
British feedback from Minecrafters3—whom we suspect may not actually be from England. But we liked the accent anyway!
Hey guys!
I absolutely love your podcast and you always make my rides to work and school so much more fun!
The other night and after a long day of teachings youth and preparing for a church block party, I was driving home. I was looking at the car in front of me and I saw a bumper sticker. The bumper sticker said “Godspeed” however the “S” was a similar color as the rest of the sticker …. Needless to say I giggled and who else did I think to share this with but you guys!
Keep up the awesome! Love you guys!
~Aslan4king~
Bonus video: “March of the Rubber Duckies”




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tRN123: Bachelor on Stick - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/rNu8DWWlr00/ Thu, 20 Sep 2012 02:53:12 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3251 Marmalade Mermaids of Maine proudly endorse this humor. Just don't let them spoil your waterbeds or clocks!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/rNu8DWWlr00" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Marmalade Mermaids of Maine proudly endorse this humor. Just don't let them spoil your waterbeds or clocks!
Marmalade Mermaids of Maine proudly endorse this humor. Just don’t let them spoil your waterbeds or clocks!
Random Noodle Updates
Daniel told about Lucy slipping through the cracks
Jeremy spoils water
Noodles in the News
The best version of the “Bacon Pancakes” song from episode 119!




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tRN122: Dufusinator - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/-cQaEImMFqQ/ Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:43:35 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3234 Stick the blue and orange stuff in your mouth and don't leave your buns lying around!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/-cQaEImMFqQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Stick the blue and orange stuff in your mouth and don't leave your buns lying around! Random Noodle Updates
Daniel was the drooling dufus at the dentist:

Jeremy found someone’s bun on his car:

Jenny drives the dog bonkers
Daniel also received this a ransom note on his toilet:

Feedback
Hey! So in an episode can’t remember which one Ian told a story about an adventure a hermit crab took.. One of you guys were like this needs to be a movie. Well thanks to my not so social lifestyle and boring life I made it! Enjoy!!!!!
– Mary

Hullo Ramen Noodle people! It’s little ol’ me, Dream_Drop_Distance! Did you know I was busy for the last THREE WEEKS of your last podcasts? Granted, last week I was lounging by a beautiful lake while everyone else was working. Heh.
Anyway, that’s where my story comes from. It’s tradition that every year we go to our cabin, we take a day to go mini golfing and go-carting. After our mini golfing (three holes in one, thank-you-very-much), my dad and I went go carting on the special ‘high speed’ track, and it was all great until the very end. If you’ve ever been go-carting, you know that at the end, you have to line up with the other carts. Well, that’s what I did. Until I smashed into the cart in front of me, sending it flying a full five yards. From behind me, my dad yells, “Why didn’t you use your breaks?” I yell back in response, “There were BRAKES?!” EVERYONE, including some guy I didn’t know, was laughing at me. I hope you are, too, otherwise… Well, why did you put this on the podcast if you’re not laughing?
Live awesomely, DDD
Weekly Noodlism: gross sales
I ran into this term in class and though it would be an interesting noodalism you could really have fun with.
Noodalism: Gross sales (GS) – income (at invoice values) received for goods and services over some given period of time.
-Rose isDancin4Christ aka. Heather
Bonus video: “I’ll Never Get Naked in Your Shower”
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tRN121: Happy Minecraft Anniversary! - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/99Bni1CZbQ4/ Thu, 06 Sep 2012 02:17:39 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3230 Daniel and Jenny celebrate two years of marriage, diamonds, gold, and a lot of cobblestone.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/99Bni1CZbQ4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Daniel and Jenny celebrate two years of marriage, diamonds, gold, and a lot of cobblestone. Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy insulted a woman for a discount.
* Daniel and Jenny celebrate their anniversary and remember their first anniversary.

Where has Jeremy been?
What happened to Phlegon?
One day, as Jeremy was walking his pet rock, yak and llama, his watch started beeping. He pressed a button and the voice of Sergeant Packet blared out. “Agent Phlegon, we have a situation. Come quickly to HQ.” Jeremy quickly sent his pets home and crawled under a bush to a concealed subterranean slide. He slid down and into a white room with a bunch of gadgets. The letters RNPA were on the wall over a large table.
Sergeant Packet was standing at the head of the table. “Agent Phlegon, the Ramen Noodle Protection Agency needs you. The evil Dr. Bland has been stealing seasoning packets and replacing them with bland crystals that disable taste buds! You must protect the flavors of the world! Go, Agent Phlegon!”
Agent Phlegon grabbed his backpack full of gadgets and hopped onto his hover board. Hours later, he landed in the Himalayas. He crawled through a secret tunnel that led into the secret lair of Dr. Bland. A bald, short man in a lab coat and googles turned and stared at Agent Phlegon.
“Well, well,” he said in a squeaky, high voice. “What have we here?” “I am Agent Phlegon, from the RNPA! Hand over the seasoning!” “Never!” cackled the evil scientist. “People should know what it feels like to never taste anything, as I do! Muahahaha!” Agent Phlegon lunged at Dr. Bland, but a cage fell overtop of him. He blacked out. When he awoke, he was tied up and Dr. Bland was standing over him. “So, Agent Phlegon, are you ready to taste BLAND ramen noodles?” A spoon containing the taste-bud-destroying soup came closer and closer to his mouth and then …….
Agent Phlegon himself will have to finish the story, for no one outside of him and Dr. Bland knows what happened (the video camera’s battery went out in his watch).
Well, I hope my explanation wasn’t too long. And I hope Sgt. Packet and Phlegon weren’t too offended at becoming spies for a little while.
Thanks for the awesome podcast,

Scuba aka KitKatKate
P.S. The RNPA would make a great sponsor 😉
Feedback
Tyler sent a voicemail about his brother’s sleep-victories.
Hi Daniel and crew,
I found your podcasts a while ago and since I am slightly OCD I wanted to listen to all the previous ones first before listening to any of the new ones. Therefore I have no idea if you have grown out of your toilet stories yet, but for some reason I doubt it 🙂
I have a story to share with you that I think you’ll enjoy.
I have been living in Beijing, China for quite some years now and know how things go, but only because I got myself in some interesting situations over time. One of these situations was that I went out for dinner with friends south of Tienanmen square, when the area was still considered a local area. Restaurants were more of a hole in the wall and didn’t come with toilets. After having walked around for a day we were kind of in need of one and after asking the waitress about this she decided to help and took us outside down the alley. You have to realize that these local areas have public toilets, because private ones didn’t exist back in the day (this has since changed). The waitress walks me into an open room for women where on the far wall are a few holes in the ground. There are no walls, no door, no nothing, just one room with a few holes in the ground. have I mentioned that I had only been in the country for less than a week????? Luckily I am the only one in need of using the toilet so I am kinda looking at the waitres...]]>
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tRN120: Bum-Recognition - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/DSCbmg9RbA0/ Thu, 30 Aug 2012 01:58:12 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3223 If you're bored, and have duct tape, then get ready to laugh and kill your boredom in 50 ways!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/DSCbmg9RbA0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> If you're bored, and have duct tape, then get ready to laugh and kill your boredom in 50 ways! Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy has a bumhead brother
* Daniel recounts a story that happened with Dan Flynn (cohost on our Once Upon a Time podcast)

Where has Jeremy been?

@theramennoodle My theory about the absence of Jeremy is that Evil Phlegon finally caught up to him and kidnapped him. @phlegon
— JD Sutter (@jd_sutter) July 12, 2012

Phlegon was on a UFO?
Noah thinks Jeremy was attacked by drive-through ninjas.
Feedback
Daniel
I have been listening to your podcast at work while I put freight away. most of the time I am by myself working independently. I sometimes have to stop because I am laughing so hard at how you and Jeremy play off of each other so well. it might sound weird to other who might here random laughing. the reason my subject line is Mr degree is episode 50, you said you got your “Mr degree.” I just wanted to tell you, I am getting married in a week and a half, and the way you and Jenny keep life funny and worth living, is something I aspire to achieve with my wife. So thank you for your craziness, and looking forward to jeremy coming back. Have you suggested Sargent Packet to search for him? maybe Justin the low-master can send his turtle buddies out to look for him. i don’t know. God bless
—Jesse
 
Hello Daniel,
I tried sending this as a voice mail but apparently, jet-lag is preventing me from speaking properly.
I have a funny story to share. So, I’m back from Las Vegas with my family.  All of us are mildly jet-lag.  We had breakfast then stopped by the store to get some groceries.  My dad was standing in the checkout line and my mom and I were reading magazines. All of the sudden, my dad comes to my mom and says: “there’s a situation with the cheese [we bought.]”
I said aloud: that sounds serious. [I was reading soap opera digest.]
I went to the check out line and the cashier explained that the package was damaged so I went back to the cheese section and got a new one.
on my way back, I happily proclaimed, “the Cheese situation is solved.” oh yeah, and I’m mildly jet-lag.
—obisgirl
Featured story: what to do when you’re bored
We listed Tessa McKnight’s (wife of Chuck McKnight, whom we used to call UpChuck50 Things To Do At Home When You’re Bored


* Try to climb through all the rooms in your home without touching the floor
* Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
* Shave your pets
* Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
* Start a free blog on WordPress or Blogger and tell the world about all your weird secrets
* Email an ex girlfriend or boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie
* Read a book. Use your time to learn something
* Create an upside-down room. Choose a room and take a few photos of it. Then, invert the entire room by sticking all of the things on the floor up on the ceiling and vice versa. Don’t forget to invert any framed pictures. You will need a drill, nails and lots of glue
* Attract lightning
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tRN119: East Stab - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/FxYA0SWnleE/ Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:57:19 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3205 Grab some black-eyed candy (or peas, if you must) and get ready to blame the locals! Jon Estep and a special guest join our comedy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/FxYA0SWnleE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab some black-eyed candy (or peas, if you must) and get ready to blame the locals! Jon Estep and a special guest join our comedy.


Random Noodle Updates
These random funny stories filled our whole episode!

* Daniel hosts several “pottycasts.”
* Jenny received some photos from Mary and Harasnai drinking water from a milk jug:


@jennysnook Okay, so at first, I just did this as a joke for the picture, but I really have been drinking out of it! twitter.com/TheHarasnai/st…
— Ian Thomas (@TheHarasnai) August 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/maryraker2016/status/231477984949833728/

* Jeremy—JEREMY? He’s back with a barf bag.



* Guest Jon shares several hilarious impressions of how many people talk.

We also shared these videos:

(Try the ten-hour version for all-day enjoyment!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExcPGP4Ht0
Minecraft server?
We testing our own Minecraft server and you’re welcome to join it!
minecraft.noodle.mx
Running this long-term will cost, so please consider donating any amount via PayPal.
Please retweet this!

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— Daniel J. Lewis (@theRamenNoodle) August 16, 2012




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tRN118: Bubble Bomb Bobble Head - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/u0TP6xA5Eqo/ Thu, 09 Aug 2012 02:50:28 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3198 Grab a wrench, pickaxe, and noisy puppy as we run from the bubblegum machine! Justin Lowmaster from The Space Turtle joins our comedy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/u0TP6xA5Eqo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab a wrench, pickaxe, and noisy puppy as we run from the bubblegum machine! Justin Lowmaster from The Space Turtle joins our comedy. Justin Lowmaster from The Space Turtle joins our comedy.
Tell us your funny story about why Jeremy is still missing!
Random Noodle Updates

* Jenny found weird things in their deep, dark, scary garage
* Justin sucks up spiders, plays limbo, and jumps into holes
* Daniel shares about their noisy dog with a noisy toy


Your funny stuff
Ever have one of those moments when driving when some cretin does something rather lame causing you to wish there was a cop around ? I have too, many times. Amazingly enough, that wish once came true for me !

On this particular occasion, I’m minding my own business driving down the road, going to where I wanted to go on a rather busy arterial avenue and aforementioned cretin whips by me on his import motorbike, weaving through traffic at least ten miles an hour faster than everyone else. There I am sitting, wishing there was a cop around to take this two wheeled bandit down a notch or three, not actually expecting one to respond. Two shakes of a lambs tail later, ol’ black and blue whizzes by, his bubble gum machine all lit up like a Christmas tree at a Discotheque chasing down our two wheeled cretin friend to the side of the road. Almost lost my jaw and all of my belief !

Ah, Karma !
—Gary
Emily sent us a picture of bacon roses:

Minecraft server?
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minecraft.noodle.mx
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tRN117: You stink, friend! (Sgt. Packet answers questions) - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Vdgmig5bTW4/ Thu, 02 Aug 2012 02:29:35 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3191 Check your deodorant and bring a change of pants to hear Sgt. Packet return and answer your questions!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Vdgmig5bTW4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Check your deodorant and bring a change of pants to hear Sgt. Packet return and answer your questions! Tell us your funny story about why Jeremy is still missing!
Using a milk carton as a water jug! Are you thirsty? Do you drink enough water during the day? Here’s an important question! Would you like to start a really cool trend among your friends? Maybe it’s time for you to consider carrying *your* water around in a plastic milk carton! Once the milk is all gone, don’t throw that jug away! NO! Save it, wash it, and fill it up with water. Carry it where ever you go! They come in 2 sizes for your own convenience: 1/2 gallon for the moderately thirsty, and a whole gallon for “wow I’ve really got to pee!”. Personalize it by writing your name on it! Decorate it with markers and glitter! Stick a colorful straw in it! Soon you’ll be setting a healthy trend that all your friends will love! Using a milk carton as a water jug– Try it today!
Send us your pictures of drinking water from a milk jug!
Random Noodle Updates

* Jenny turned Daniel into the Splinter Cell just before he was almost raptured
* Daniel is turning Jenny into a geek with words like “über,” “meta,” “zombie apocalypse,” and now she wants “RSS”!

Feature: Sgt. Packet answers questions
Sgt. Packet came back from retirement and answers questions from the listeners.
Minecraft server?
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minecraft.noodle.mx
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tRN116: Aerodynamic Butt - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/cWihvwKIyRw/ Thu, 26 Jul 2012 02:34:23 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3180 Jeremy is still missing (tell us why!), so we dive into comedy butt-first to kiss the frogs with our fart lips. Just keep your seat belts fastend and your noodles inside your nose at all times.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/cWihvwKIyRw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Jeremy is still missing (tell us why!), so we dive into comedy butt-first to kiss the frogs with our fart lips. Just keep your seat belts fastend and your noodles inside your nose at all times. Random Noodle Updates
Daniel’s fractured foot
Jenny’s frog rag

Your funny stuff
HELLO GUYS. I just wanted to thank you!
I recetly had to have some small surgery. It wasn’t very serious but it was my first ever so I was extremely nervous. The only thing that calmed me down was listening to your podcast 😀 Thank you guys so much for being so awesome.
(If you find this a little too gross/weird/awesome, you don’t have to share it with anyone)

Something slightly funny did come out of this. The surgery was a skin graph on the front of my bottom gums.
I wasn’t supposed to brush down there so it became covered in bacteria and stuff. I was told to stretch my lip every now and then and when I would do so I realized it smelled bad. After a while I realized that it smelled like farts. From then on I referred to it as The Fart Lip.
—KibbleMuffin
So I was listening to a bunch of your old podcasts and I do in fact play minecraft. I wad wondering what server you played on and what your username is so I can play with you guys. (You can keep out that part if you want to if you IF you read this on the show.) I’m glad I’m not the only person who plays P0rtal2 and who watches Dr who and lost! So anyway, this is my story. While I was listening to the podcadt while eating ramen noodles. and so while I was swallowing a bunch of noodles, Jeremy said something funny (I forget what it was) so I laughed WHILE I was swallowing so the noodles went up my throat and up my nose! So then I was trying to breathe the noodles actually started coming OUT OF MY NOSE and at that moment my mom walked into the room and was like “What is that?” I said “My lunch she said ok and picked up the noodles in my bowl that already came out of my nose and ate them! So I hope you liked my story!
From the #1 noodle,
Tim



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tRN115: Juggle off - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/xeCmJLb06bQ/ Thu, 12 Jul 2012 02:43:49 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3174 Go find a good tree for listening to this podcast in your pink jogging pants. We share several random stories.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/xeCmJLb06bQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Go find a good tree for listening to this podcast in your pink jogging pants. We share several random stories. We’re missing Jeremy for this episode. That’s two now. We want to hear your funny suggestions of where he is and why he couldn’t make it.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel juggles a few stories, including freaking out a janitor.
* Jenny shares some embarrassing moments.




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tRN114: Mangoes ruin my love life - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/K2CySts2wp4/ Thu, 28 Jun 2012 04:19:45 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3161 Spiders, CEOs, ghosts, and zombies. Grab a bowl of chili and enjoy with your babies!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/K2CySts2wp4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Spiders, CEOs, ghosts, and zombies. Grab a bowl of chili and enjoy with your babies! Spiders, CEOs, ghosts, and zombies. Grab a bowl of chili and enjoy with your babies!
We’re happy to have special guest Dan Flynn from our Once Upon a Time podcast. He’s filling in while Jeremy is for a family loss. He and his family would appreciate thoughts and prayers.



PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel discovered he’s allergic to mangoes.
* Jenny see spiders in her sleep … again.
* Dan was almost run over by his CEO.

Feedback
Hello!
This happened today and I just had to tell you guys about this……
My friend Myra has a fancy stereo in her house that makes it so you can play music from your iPod to ALL speakers in the house wirelessly as long as you are hooked up to her houses wifi. I found this out when I was at a party at her house. I was trying to play the song Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in the speakers in her room and accidentally played it for the whole house startling everyone. Ever since then Myra and I have had an inside joke about that. So today I drove past Myra’s house and I was playing with my iPod (Don’t worry I wasn’t the one driving.) and I realized that I was connected to Myra’s wifi, so I played Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in her house. The song is a very interesting version of the classic song and it starts out with a goofy sounding guy going “Hey kids!” It is kind of creepy and I can not imagine what it was like for Myra to all of a sudden hear it when she was trying to have a nice dinner with her family.Later she texted me and said she knew it was me because of the choice of song, she also said that the other people in her house were really confused. I don’t know I just thought that was funny.
-Isabel
“hjbau” has been dubbed “Heather Just Buried a Unicorn” by RoseIsDancin4Christ.
Noodles in the News
Two guys crash Microsoft in Greece.
20% off regular-priced babies at Babies-‘R’-Us/Toys-‘R’-Us:

Considerate zombie notice: [via FailBlog]

Hey neighbor,
Just a friendly reminder that some friends are shooting a short film in our laundry room Saturday from around 12:00 p.m.–3:00 p.m. (ish).
So if you hear or see someone acting like a zombie, please disregard; I swear they’re not on bath salts. Also, it may at some point sound like someone’s getting murdered. Again, please disregard … unless they’re screaming “oh no, I’m actually being murdered—this isn’t part of the movie!” Either way, the laundry will be cleaned and returned to its previous state once they’re done filming.
Finally, please enjoy this “sorry for the inconvenience” beer I’ve left at your door, because I am indeed sorry for any inconvenience filming may cause. If you don’t drink, please return the beer and exchange it for a “oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know you don’t drink” soda IOU.
Thanks (and sorry again),
[Neighbor]—Apartment 1
Weekly Noodlism: “it’s chilly outside”
This is literal chili, probably the waste of zombies.



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tRN113: Little pilots in my stomach - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/XZ2aQ1DUwr0/ Tue, 19 Jun 2012 02:45:38 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3154 Pee first, lock the door, and shout happy birthday! We recount recent travel stories for the sake of humor science.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/XZ2aQ1DUwr0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Pee first, lock the door, and shout happy birthday! We recount recent travel stories for the sake of humor science.
Pee first, lock the door,  and shout happy birthday! We recount recent travel stories for the sake of humor science.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel was on a tiny plane with a tiny pilot. And he also had to pee in his BlogWorld session.
* Jeremy wasn’t occupied when he used the lavatory.
* Jenny has birthday-party withdrawal, but found this video helpful:


In case you haven’t heard it before, here’s the “I Sliced an Avocado” song that we often reference.




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tRN112: Her hair looked like roadkill - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/1Wj0GdNqpQQ/ Thu, 14 Jun 2012 03:10:48 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3148 Get your fingers our of your nose and open a window. This was a prerecorded episode with one of us going west while the other goes east.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/1Wj0GdNqpQQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Get your fingers our of your nose and open a window. This was a prerecorded episode with one of us going west while the other goes east.
Get your fingers our of your nose and open a window. This was a prerecorded episode with one of us going west while the other goes east.
Random Noodle Updates

* Jenny recounts an old story of having gas just before Daniel proposed to her. Remember “fart dust“?
* Daniel accidentally called Jenny’s hair roadkill.

Your funny stuff
Noah tells a story about pewter (similar to another word for “fart”).
Winnie from Belgium was asked, “What do you mean by ‘monkeys’?”
RoseIsDancin4Christ told us about an odd neighbor walking a catdog. The followup conversation was partially inspired by this video from How It Should have Ended.

Noodles in the news
I feel dizzy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dUlY0JpSc
Next live show on Monday, June 18
Due to a scheduling conflict, we have to reschedule our next live clean-comedy podcast to 6:00 p.m. (EDT/GMT-4) on Monday, June 18. After that, we’ll resume our standard weekly Wednesday schedule.



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tRN111: He’s wearing shorts behind the bacon - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/MjbM6Zu3s0I/ Thu, 31 May 2012 04:42:44 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3134 Got a screwdriver in your face? Rub some bacon on it and burn your Pop Tarts.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/MjbM6Zu3s0I" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Got a screwdriver in your face? Rub some bacon on it and burn your Pop Tarts. Get ready for some punishment and explosive underwear.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel jammed a screwdriver into his face


* Jenny tells the screwdriver story from her perspective
* Jeremy’s toast



Rub some bacon on it!

Our conversation also reminded us of some classic Heinz Ketchup commercials:

And here’s a newer remake:

Your funny stuff
We get to hear responses from both Ian and Kristen on their developing love story stalker relationship.
No episode June 6 or live show June 13
Daniel will be presenting at BlogWorld NYC next week, and traveling after that, so the next live the Ramen Noodle will be on June 20. But we prerecorded an episode for your enjoyment in the meantime!



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tRN110: Tickle Me Elbow - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/IK4d_Bhx4DE/ Thu, 24 May 2012 00:26:56 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3130 Get ready for some punishment and explosive underwear.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/IK4d_Bhx4DE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Get ready for some punishment and explosive underwear.
Get ready for some punishment and explosive underwear.
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy met a fellow tester married to science and his car’s twin.
* Daniel sees weird people who don’t trust him.

Your funny stuff
From Alex:
Once upon a time, before I was born,
My uncle and my dad shared a room. One night, my dad couldn’t sleep. He lay there, attempting to fall alseep. About halfway through the night, my uncle randomly sat up.
‘Are you okay?’ my dad asked.
‘Uhhhh….’ my uncle responded.
After a short pause, my uncle looked around and said:  ‘It’s awfully dark in here…’
After he said that, my uncle promptly lay back down and started snoring. The end.
Alex
From Dream_Drop_Distance:
Hello! Remember me? Dream_Drop_Distance here! I don’t have the wrong email, either. I’m normally a ONCEer, but I was listening to your Ramen Noodle podcast about your dream about Lana Parilla, and it made me think about a dream I had last night after watching the season finale of OUaT. I only remember bits and pieces, but here goes:
My friend and I were wondering the hallways of some school I’d never been to, and we heard singing in another room. So we snuck in and hid behind a door, and there was Ginnifer Goodwin (aka Mary Margaret aka Snow White) singing at a piano, and in the background was Finn and Rachel from Glee. They were singing some weird slow sad song. It was über strange also because Ginnifer was all ‘buddy buddy’ with me. My mental health was shaky last night. OUaT can do that to a person. So, <3 from DDD
A bunch of puns from Vince:


* I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
* When chemists die, they barium.
* Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
* A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
* I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
* I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
* I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and I can’t put it down.
* I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
* They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
* Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
* Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz .
* Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
* I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
* Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
* What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* Broken pencils are pointless.
* I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
* What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
* England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
* I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
* I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
* All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
* I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
* Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
* Velcro – what a rip off.
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tRN109: A little talkshow in my head - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/xUxBLHsz0l0/ Thu, 10 May 2012 04:02:50 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3123 Bite the bullet and tell Siri to shut up during church.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/xUxBLHsz0l0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Bite the bullet and tell Siri to shut up during church.
Bite the bullet and tell Siri to shut up during church.
This image was from Heather, and we made it into our fake sponsor.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s iPad spoke up in church
* Jeremy is the offspring of Belle and the Beast

Your funny stuff
Kristen wonders if she knows Ian, but she’s not a stalker because she doesn’t have “a Facebook.” Future date?
@mickey1912 was helping our Once Upon a Time podcast find a fictional timeline tool, and spoke with a programmer:
Programmer: What do you mean fictional??
Me: Like not real … imagine a timeline for Lord of the Rings
Programmer: But you said is was suppose to be fictional??
Weekly Noodlism: “bite the bullet”
Is this an insult or a dental procedure? RoseIsDancin4Christ suggested this.



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tRN108: Skin Beast - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/jdDlC76sqTQ/ Thu, 03 May 2012 03:49:33 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3111 We don't have Smurfs, but we do have skin beasts and TNT!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/jdDlC76sqTQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We don't have Smurfs, but we do have skin beasts and TNT!
We don’t have Smurfs, but we do have skin beasts and TNT!
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Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy woke up next to Siri, who tried to kill him, so Jeremy had a candle urge.
* Jenny has a skin beast, according to a recent doctor visit:



* Daniel and Ian had a “father”/”son” bonding time with some TNT.

Your funny stuff
It’s Colin’s birthday! So he gave us a gift to celebrate, and he suggests we say, “Everything’s nasty.”
This reminded Daniel of teaching in schools and tricking kids into hating their parents.
Tioma also sent us a song through our Christian movie reviews podcast.
Weekly Noodlism: “pull it off”
If you want to do something well, why would you want to pull it off? This makes for awkward conversations, including thoughts of Lady Gaga.
Noodles in the News
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An awesome to-do list.



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tRN107: Friend of Lana Parrilla - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/jVVRp6SOhRY/ Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:42:35 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3107 We make people think we're famous by hanging with famous people, killing them with Speedos, and sending them to Global Mean Witch Time.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/jVVRp6SOhRY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We make people think we're famous by hanging with famous people, killing them with Speedos, and sending them to Global Mean Witch Time.
We make people think we’re famous by hanging with famous people, killing them with Speedos, and sending them to Global Mean Witch Time.
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Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel learned how to raise his hands, which worked great for giving his buddy, Lana Parrilla (from Once Upon a Time), a high-five.
* Jeremy saved the pork-wraps from a deadly spider, but he didn’t save the woman.




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tRN106: Ghetto Homeschooler - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/kd1V_YMepM8/ Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:48:28 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3098 When life gives you lemonade, stick your finger in it, and don't take any pictures unless it's an emergency.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/kd1V_YMepM8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> When life gives you lemonade, stick your finger in it, and don't take any pictures unless it's an emergency.
When life gives you lemonade, stick your finger in it, and don’t take any pictures unless it’s an emergency.
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Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel learned that cameras are awkward in restrooms, but there was a pet apple juice!


* Jeremy saved the world from lemonade

Your funny stuff
Tarrin shared a blonde video with us.

Weekly Noodlism: “powder my nose”
Submitted by Roseisdancin4Christ. Rather than treat this like a normal Noodlism, we help the guys (single or married) to understand what this phrase does not mean and how they should not respond.



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tRN105: Green Body Suit - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/1YrioRAUCPo/ Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:27:14 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3094 Mercury turns people into zombies and gives them tumors, love, and subtitles. We welcome our friend Winnie back to the Ramen Noodle for some more fun.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/1YrioRAUCPo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Mercury turns people into zombies and gives them tumors, love, and subtitles. We welcome our friend Winnie back to the Ramen Noodle for some more fun.
Mercury turns people into zombies and gives them tumors, love, and subtitles.
We welcome our friend Winnie back to the Ramen Noodle for some more fun.
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy is mercury
* Winnie was almost left homeless at the Golden Gate bridge, but some green guy loves her
* Jenny’s dreams in subtitles and tumors
* Daniel tried to be a hero, but didn’t consider the cost … or the oven

Your funny stuff
Tarrin sent this funny photo, the reminded Daniel and Jeremy of a recent Draw Something round.

Winnie mentioned Improv Everywhere: Spinning Beach Ball of Death:




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tRN104: Where is my rocket launcher? - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/I1VhpGTiC3o/ Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:14:01 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3087 Just keep waddling on with your British accent and everything will be okay. But that begs the question, what are moose chickens?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/I1VhpGTiC3o" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Just keep waddling on with your British accent and everything will be okay. But that begs the question, what are moose chickens?
Just keep waddling on with your British accent and everything will be okay. But that begs the question, what are moose chickens?
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel saw a Jehovah’s Witness Stress Test.
* Jeremy can’t find an important tool for his job.
* Daniel also lost a couple important friends:


Your funny stuff
Dayna sent us a Ramen infographic:


Created by: HackCollege.com
(You still here after that gigantic image?)
Katie wrote to us:
Hi Ramen Noodle crew! I Love (with a capital L) your podcast! I wanted to tell you a funny story about a funny nickname I have given my (sometimes) funny friends. My friend (who I am not going to name because she might listen to this . . . ) sits next to me in science and I have a habit of poking her with my pencil. Last week we were at the computer lab, and I poked her for the umpteenth time. She was mad and whispered, “What am I, roast chicken?!” (No clue where that came from . . . ). I nodded, and then her boyfriend, who was sitting across from us, wrote a note (because our teacher was walking by) and held it up. It said, “Now she’s a MOOSE CHICKEN?” He needs new ears. Or maybe we should talk louder. Anyways, guess what my friends’ new nickname is? That’s right (or wrong, depending on what you said) —— Moose Chicken.
Goodbye and Adios (insert THAT’S REDUNDANT! sound clip) Moose Chickens of the world.
KitKatKate AKA Moose Chicken AKA Whatever I Feel Like Being Called Today
P.S I just reread my email and realized I made a mistake I know you’ll probably make fun of on the show. I put: “I said nooded” which makes absolutely no sense. I meant: “I nodded”. Please insert that there. Please! *insert either puppy dog or bambi eyes* Thanks!
And we received some jokes from Bill and Beckie.
Weekly Noodlism: “begs the question”
Next time someone improperly uses the phrase, “begs the question” (most people misuse it), drop down on your knees and beg them with the question!



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tRN103: He Wore Vests - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/WyKinCcGnTk/ Thu, 22 Mar 2012 04:51:46 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3082 Dress up nice for when the new iPad explodes.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/WyKinCcGnTk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Dress up nice for when the new iPad explodes.
Dress up nice for when the new iPad explodes.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel got a new iPad and received some strange emails offering “70% off doctor-assisted …” and “50% off weed ….”
* Jeremy and a coworker go the extra mile to jointly deliver to drive-through customers.

Noodles in the News
A blond tries to explain miles per hour (MPH)

Your funny stuff
SlashRacer shared several of the funniest headlines to ever be written in the entire universe.



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Foot Diapers – tRN102 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/xlQ0QPF3XyQ/ Thu, 08 Mar 2012 04:34:29 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3069 You'll need some extra protection from this comedy episode.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/xlQ0QPF3XyQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> You'll need some extra protection from this comedy episode.
You’ll need some extra protection from this comedy episode.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel received text messages from an iGhost on a dead iPhone.
* Jeremy saw someone who wanted to touch Jeremy’s first 3D movie.
* Jenny was reminded of the “boo boo bunny.”

Please watch and like Daniel’s video for an iPad contest:

Your funny stuff
Roseisdancin4christ sent us this mind-blowing picture:

She also told us about Japan’s speech-jamming gun [via Fox News].
Justin Lowmaster called in some funny things, and emailed this T-shirt design [via Threadless]:

MudStuffin suggest that Jeremy be punished. But he also suggested:
I invented this awesome comeback that goes like this: “That’s what your mom said when you were born.” It takes mom jokes to a whole new level – try it out, see what happens.
Noodles in the News
We reviewed several news stories, just by their titles.
Dragon vs. Unicorns, Not As Cuddly As You May Think
Necklace flushed down toilet returned months later
NYC sewage plant to offer Valentine’s Day tours
‘Immense Pressure’ Leads to Cancellation of Steve Jobs Figurine



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tRN101: The Death Toll of Pizzas - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/fMeenNtFCyI/ Thu, 01 Mar 2012 04:33:25 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3060 Get your angle meter out and measure the comedy in this pizza of a podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/fMeenNtFCyI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Get your angle meter out and measure the comedy in this pizza of a podcast!
Get your angle meter out and measure the comedy in this pizza of a podcast!
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel recounts a round of stories of cheese and sauce.
* Jeremy found “twue wuv”:

Awesome license plate. 😀 twitter.com/phlegon/status…
— Jeremy Laughlin (@phlegon) February 20, 2012
 

Your funny stuff
Harasnai and Jadeth30 both sent in voicemail.
SlashRacer shared a MadLib with us. Here was his.

HOW TO ENJOY YOURSELF ON THE BEACH
When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos bottle full of acid, lots of suntan sneeze, and a couple of folding love seat. Then you put on your socks so you can get a beautiful maroon  to last you all summer. You also should have a big hat to keep the sun off your ear lobe. If you want exercise, you can find some cheese to play volleyball with. Volleyball is America’s favorite sleepy game. You can also bring a/an explosive lunch, such as hard-boiled gorillas, a few parrot sandwiches with mustard, and some bottles of moron cola. If you remember all of the above and get a place near a/an slow lifeguard, you can sunbathe slyly all day.
Noodles in the News
10 weird and awesome things about Leap Day
“Happiness Is Very Happy” song written by a 3-year-old:

Weekly Noodlism: “face the music”
Think “face palm” on an orchestral level.



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Golden Asterisk – tRN100 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/XRcRLo8zol4/ Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:11:46 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3057 Celebrating 100 episodes, we welcome several live call ins from our listeners and ponder the great moments of the past 99 clean-comedy episodes.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/XRcRLo8zol4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Celebrating 100 episodes, we welcome several live call ins from our listeners and ponder the great moments of the past 99 clean-comedy episodes.
Celebrating 100 episodes, we welcome several live call ins from our listeners and ponder the great moments of the past 99 clean-comedy episodes.
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy throws his iPhone around, and yet Siri still loves him, but won’t marry him.
* Jenny was reminded of an old romance she witnessed between a tractor and picnic table.

100th-episode celebration!
Thank you so much to Brian, Winnie, RoseIsDancin4Christ, Docxen, Harasnai, SlashRacer, Justin, and others who made this 100th episode special by being a part of it!
Listen to episode 1 from October 10, 2007 and realize how far we’ve come (or fallen?).
Jeremy’s birthday!
Please send birthday greetings, songs, or stories by February 15 for our 99th episode, which will contain some birthday festivities for Jeremy.



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You’re Such a Good Boy – tRN099 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/TCTwq6w86Ec/ Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:05:57 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3050 Happy birthday to Jeremy, a message from an old friend, and and chicken nuggets all make for a great Valentine's Day.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/TCTwq6w86Ec" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Happy birthday to Jeremy, a message from an old friend, and and chicken nuggets all make for a great Valentine's Day.
Happy birthday to Jeremy, a message from an old friend, and and chicken nuggets all make for a great Valentine’s Day.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel turned the batter into clay and messed up Valentine’s day.
* Jeremy serves chicken nuggets to strange people.
* Jenny decorates her formal attire with dog hair.

Your feedback
It’s all funny birthday wishes for Jeremy!
Upcoming 100th episode
Mark your calendars for February 22 for our 100th episode of the Ramen Noodle™! We’ll have our voicemail line, (903) 231-2221, and Skype, Noodle.mx, open for live calls and will involve the chat room a whole lot more in that episode. You won’t want to miss it!



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You Don’t Know “Pattycake” – tRN098 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/OipIKS4oOA4/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:09:06 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3041 Get your cinnamon ready, because it's time to knock some people down to Studio C!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/OipIKS4oOA4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Get your cinnamon ready, because it's time to knock some people down to Studio C! Get your cinnamon ready, because it’s time to knock some people down to Studio C!
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel was a crusader for his marriage, and he’s also watched too much time
* Jeremy sees sparks, and he’s smarter than a high-schooler



* Jenny solved the great potty mystery, and her sister doesn’t know patty cake

Noodles in the News
Alyssa talking backwards [via Stud]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O0ubiIYYYY
The Cinnamon Challenge [via Jesse (“She was only supposed to take the little spoon by the way!”)]

The Bark Side: 2012 Volkswagen Game Day Commercial Teaser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w#!
Your funny stuff
Docxen wrote a great review for us in iTunes. Go check it out and leave a 5-star rating and written review, too!

Weekly Noodlism: “off the wagon”
If you fell off the wagon, blame Rose. She’s known for letting people go, despite her promises.
Upcoming 100th episode
Mark your calendars for February 22 for our 100th episode of the Ramen Noodle™! We’ll have our voicemail line, (903) 231-2221, and Skype, Noodle.mx, open for live calls and will involve the chat room a whole lot more in that episode. You won’t want to miss it!
Jeremy’s birthday!
Please send birthday greetings, songs, or stories by February 15 for our 99th episode, which will contain some birthday festivities for Jeremy.



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Paper or Plastic? – tRN097 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/GABOa_jv0ck/ Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:29:29 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3030 Don't let the milk out of the bag for this episode! But just remember to look white if you don't feel like playing along.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/GABOa_jv0ck" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Don't let the milk out of the bag for this episode! But just remember to look white if you don't feel like playing along.
Don’t let the milk out of the bag for this episode! But just remember to look white if you don’t feel like playing along.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s glasses died and decomposed
* Jeremy’s nugget and a message from cockroach-lady Kathleen
* Jenny’s milk broke

Your funny stuff
Ian is growing up and might soon be getting married, but he took time to send us a message about something.
Noodles in the News
Jury Duty Doesn’t Sit Right With Some People
Wyoming 19-year-old fined $200 for doughnut theft
Survey shows Android users more likely to use their devices on the toilet
SUPER WEDDING: Couple takes their love to the next level with plans for a unique walk down the aisle [via @Docxen]

Weekly Noodlism: “hanging out,” “going out,” and “going steady”
Perhaps “hanging out” came from the days of recreational self-hanging among the rebellious youths of the shire.
Upcoming 100th episode
Mark your calendars for (probably) February 22 for our 100th episode of the Ramen Noodle™! We’ll have our voicemail line, (903) 231-2221, and Skype, Noodle.mx, open for live calls and will involve the chat room a whole lot more in that episode. You don’t want to miss it!
Jeremy’s birthday!
Please send birthday greetings, songs, or stories by February 15 for our 99th episode, which will contain some birthday festivities for Jeremy.



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Eavesdropping on the Wall – tRN096 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/NNDtD9YxPyI/ Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:29:37 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3025 Your milkshake may explode from the surprises in this funny episode! Just make sure you don't fall onto the fences.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/NNDtD9YxPyI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Your milkshake may explode from the surprises in this funny episode! Just make sure you don't fall onto the fences.
You milkshake may explode from the surprises in this funny episode! Just make sure you don’t fall onto the fences.
Thanks to @Docxen for sponsoring this episode (for real)!
Random Noodle Updates

* A milkshake bomb exploded on Jeremy when he doesn’t give ice cream to crying kids.
* Daniel’s surprised by Dan, Jeremy, and Jenny (cohosts of our Once Upon a Time podcast) for his birthday.

Your funny stuff
Justin Lowmaster shared a weird song about a baby.
Heather and Winnie both called in happy birthdays to Daniel.
Noodles in the News
Nokia ringtone during concert of classical music:

Ticklish grown man squeals like little girl at Hoxworth Blood Drive [via @DanielJohnsonJr]

Weekly Noodlism: “on the fly,” “fly on the wall,” and “eavesdropping”
Zippers!
Featured stories
Daniel used to be afraid of heights, but now he’s just uncomfortably not exchanging words with them. He retells stories of climbing trees, being almost empaled at King’s Island, and the deadly high dive of doom.
Upcoming 100th episode
Mark your calendars for February 20 or 22 for our 100th episode of the Ramen Noodle™! We’ll have our voicemail line, (903) 231-2221, and Skype, Noodle.mx, open for live calls and will involve the chat room a whole lot more in that episode. You don’t want to miss it!



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Kitten Kaboodle – tRN095 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/h5zWSpjFyQs/ Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:14:38 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3016 Hide your kittens and hide your puns, because Indiana may just outlaw this podcast for not doing comedy right.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/h5zWSpjFyQs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hide your kittens and hide your puns, because Indiana may just outlaw this podcast for not doing comedy right.
Hide your kittens and hide your puns, because Indiana may just outlaw this podcast for not doing comedy right.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel recounts a dream of receiving a special-edition Amazon Kindle Fire for makeup for not delivering sooner.
* Jeremy is haunted by Honda CRVs.
* Jenny shares someone else’s story about

Your funny stuff
Ron shared this video of drunken animals staggering around.

Noodles in the News
Hospital rooms may be nearly as noisy as chainsaws: study. We think this is why:

17 Best Pun Store Names (PHOTOS)
Starbucks Bans Blonde Jokes
Singing the anthem: Are you doing it ‘right’?
Weekly Noodlism: “kit and caboodle”
No, this shouldn’t mean, “all one’s property and possessions.” That’s not how Daniel heard it growing up!
Upcoming 100th episode
Mark your calendars for February 20 for our 100th episode of the Ramen Noodle™! We’ll have our voicemail line, (903) 231-2221, and Skype, Noodle.mx, open for live calls and will involve the chat room a whole lot more in that episode. You don’t want to miss it!



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Whatever – tRN094 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/cgDQLh8G1zs/ Tue, 10 Jan 2012 03:54:24 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3010 Do a Darth-Vader-swan-dive into the funny stories and news we share! For extra flavor, add some parmesan cheese.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/cgDQLh8G1zs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Do a Darth-Vader-swan-dive into the funny stories and news we share! For extra flavor, add some parmesan cheese. Do a Darth-Vader-swan-dive into the funny stories and news we share! For extra flavor, add some parmesan cheese.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel recounts the microwave incident of 2012.
* Jeremy broke up with a gym and got back together, despite her failings—just imagine “girl” instead of “gym.”
* Jenny asked her grandma about a mysterious Christmas gift (pictured above).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVEe7TrUabg
Noodles in the News
Whatever, Still Most Annoying Word, You Know. Like, Seriously? Just Sayin’
Vermin Supreme running for president in 2008 New Hampshire primaries:

Florida Mom Accused of Trying to Sell 8-Month-Old Son for $7,000
Pie area:

Upcoming 100th episode
Mark your calendars for February 20 for our 100th episode of the Ramen Noodle™! We’ll have an open phone line and will involve the chat room a whole lot more in that episode. You don’t want to miss it!



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Eye of the Teddy Bear – tRN093 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/63AZWB1Bsb4/ Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:12:03 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=3001 We're eye-popping, teddy-bear-revolting, manly smelling, and here with more laughs!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/63AZWB1Bsb4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We're eye-popping, teddy-bear-revolting, manly smelling, and here with more laughs! We’re eye-popping, teddy-bear-revolting, manly smelling, and here with more laughs!
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s family fellowshipped around smartphones.
* Jeremy’s niece extended the Hand of Poo.
* Jenny was concerned about Christmas lights in the middle of the night. BONUS: Sleep-Talking Man (some content may not be clean)

Your funny stuff
Ian (Harasnai) found an antique keyboard-to-paper device and used it to mail a letter to us, and give us some Christmas gifts!
You can mail anything nice and valuable to us at the Ramen Noodle™, PO Box 739, Burlington, KY 41005. We recommend an estimated retail value of $100 or more.
Noodles in the News
Build-A-Bear recalls nearly 300,000 teddy bears
Mandles: Candles for Men, Manly Men [from SlashRacer5/Noah]

Black Friday Shopping Prank




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Always Have the Ketchup Ready – tRN092 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/wLzJfFKNIJs/ Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:15:57 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2994 Merry Christmas! Santa and The Grinch both join us in stories of Facebook, spiders, other funny stories, and even a tale of true love (via Ketchup).<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/wLzJfFKNIJs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Merry Christmas! Santa and The Grinch both join us in stories of Facebook, spiders, other funny stories, and even a tale of true love (via Ketchup).
Merry Christmas! Santa and The Grinch both join us in stories of Facebook, spiders, other funny stories, and even a tale of true love (via Ketchup).
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel received a Christmas mooning.
* Jeremy shares a Facebook post from a clever taxi driver.



This reminded Daniel of a phone he found in a Walmart parking lot.
* Jenny dreamed of a spider.
* Daniel got to sit on Santa’s lap for the first time ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlFjR2vUy3M
Your funny stuff
Nathan (@Jadeth30) responded to episode 91 and gave another suggestion for giving a guy tickets to a sports game.
Docxen (not a girl) sent an email to Daniel for Jenny that Jeremy read. Dizzy?
Drew from Westside of Mars podcast called through to Daniel’s personal voicemail. He also said something about
Dayna (BlackOutGirl) shared a first impression gone wrong. This gave us the idea to someday have a “first impressions” theme episode.
Ian (Harasnai) found the girl of his dreams by throwing ketchup at her.
Noodles in the News
Mom’s laugh scares baby (and us):

EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration
New podcast Once Upon a Time podcast!
We just launched our new Once Upon a Time podcast! Check it out and please leave five-star reviews on our iTunes page.



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Wrapped in Bacon – tRN091 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/BjLQZrpbbEg/ Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:16:02 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2980 Comedy that hugs you with happy rainbows.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/BjLQZrpbbEg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Comedy that hugs you with happy rainbows.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel gave the most-awesome gift-giving advice ever
* Jeremy got unnecessary prayers from listener Ian
* Jenny makes sick people mad

Your funny stuff
Winnie (@nevrothwen) shared an out-of-context quotation from her nephew.
Nathan (@Jadeth30) called in an emergency message.
Noodles in the News
Man fined $303 for planking
Glu Mobile releases Cut The Cheese: Fudge Dragon game. Basically Fruit Ninja with farts:

BONUS: Diggy Diggy Hole (from Minecraft)

Featured stories
Jeremy tells of an awkward moment at work.
Daniel and Jeremy also tell how Jeremy got Minecraft and an awkward situation that recently arose.

Coming soon: a Once Upon a Time podcast!
We’re launching an exciting new podcast to talk about ABC’s TV show Once Upon a Time. We’re still in initial production, but watch for future announcements.



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Justin Bieber Barbie – tRN090 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/JoN-bG4DHiE/ Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:15:57 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2969 If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it could be Jeremy's niece, or this podcast. Listen now to find out!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/JoN-bG4DHiE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it could be Jeremy's niece, or this podcast. Listen now to find out!
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it could be Jeremy’s niece, or this podcast. Listen now to find out!
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy wants a Justin Bieber action figure [via Joel Leineweber], Jeremy’s niece is a duck, and Jeremy recounts our visit to Jungle Jim’s
* Jenny sheds fart dust in the backyard
* Daniel was so convincingly wrong about church

Your funny stuff
Linda’s son can see all the constipations in the world. Constipatiavision? Nathan (@Jadeth30) is getting married, and he likes our psychological wedgies. Wait—what?
Noodles in the News
Yoda unleashes The Force in epic Japanese noodle commercial [via Dvice]:

Leftovers Dating Site: Swedish Online Service Pairs Up Suitors With Last Night’s Cuisine (we don’t endorse their ideas of relationships)
Coming soon: a Once Upon a Time podcast!
We’re launching an exciting new podcast to talk about ABC’s TV show Once Upon a Time. We’re still in initial production, but watch for future announcements.



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tRN089: I’d Like an Order of Wedgies - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/dtYmQfZKuTQ/ Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:01:17 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2963 Hold on to your underwear and close your coffins! It's time for another clean-comedy podcast with Daniel and Jeremy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/dtYmQfZKuTQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hold on to your underwear and close your coffins! It's time for another clean-comedy podcast with Daniel and Jeremy.
Hold on to your underwear and close your coffins!
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel saw the weirdest thing being thrown away with the garbage.
* Jeremy was asked to serve a very odd item.

Noodles in the News
 7 Weirdest World Records Set This Week [via Huffington Post]
Strapped county sacks Santa to save $660 [via Reuters]
Executioner says job not “complicated” [via Reuters]

Your funny stuff
Mitch Canter shared this “Wrapping Station” video from his church

Hear Daniel on RetroTech Podcast
If you enjoy conversations about “the old days” of technology with floppy disks, gigantic computers, cassette tapes, dial-up Internet, and more, listen to Daniel’s guest-appearance in RetroTech Podcast.
No show on Monday, November 21
Enjoy your Thanksgiving and remember to tell us about anything funny that happens!
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy: 

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* Christian worldview.

Get high-quality custom podcast cover art designed by Daniel J. Lewis.



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tRN088: You Sneaky Mom - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/UwkKWtLbuyU/ Tue, 08 Nov 2011 04:32:04 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2952 We're climbing in your windows, snatching your candy up and leaving giant Lego men behind. We have a collection of weird funny stories.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/UwkKWtLbuyU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We're climbing in your windows, snatching your candy up and leaving giant Lego men behind. We have a collection of weird funny stories.
We’re climbing in your windows, snatching your candy up and leaving giant Lego men behind. We have a collection of weird funny stories.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel relayed a funny story from his cable guy
* Jeremy smacked a masked friend in the head

Your funny stuff

* FayeJ proclaimed herself to not be a prune or something
* ChooseyBeggar sent a weird story that didn’t make sense, but gave Daniel a chance to play with voices

Noodles in the News
I told my kids I ate all their Halloween Candy” [via Jimmy Kimmel]—best part starts at [2:42]

Giant Lego Man washes ashore in Florida [via BoingBoing]

Kid delivers bad news as a cute kid or a zombie for $5[via Fiverr]
Hear Daniel soon on Retro Tech Podcast
Check out the RetroTech podcast to enjoy memories of technology from not so long ago. Daniel will appear in an upcoming episode.
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy: 
* Jenny:

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* Christian worldview.

Get high-quality custom podcast cover art designed by Daniel J. Lewis.



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tRN087: Are We Still Friends? - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/5sIRYTCUKgQ/ Tue, 01 Nov 2011 01:21:34 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2942 After brief run-ins with the dentist, we take the show on the road—or at least tell stories from the road.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/5sIRYTCUKgQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> After brief run-ins with the dentist, we take the show on the road—or at least tell stories from the road.
After brief run-ins with the dentist, we take the show on the road—or at least tell stories from the road.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel formed an awkward friendship with his dentist
* Jeremy makes Panera awkward
* Jenny’s popcorn gave the impression of sticking around

Your funny stuff

* Catherine’s son is Mickey Mouse
* Jesse told us where to get the flu and get shot
* Faye, of all people, told us about cowboy-shaped toilets and water buffalos

More funny travel stories

* Speaking French at western toilets
* Emergency cooling of Swiss Cake Rolls
* Scaring a pianist while traveling



Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy: 
* Jenny:

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* Christian worldview.

Get high-quality custom podcast cover art designed by Daniel J. Lewis.



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I Could Listen to Her Say Pooh All Day – tRN086 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/An8z7crJOB4/ Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:39:26 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2935 We're pooped from PoohCamp Cincinnati, or something like that, and tell our funny stories.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/An8z7crJOB4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We're pooped from PoohCamp Cincinnati, or something like that, and tell our funny stories.
We’re pooped from PoohCamp Cincinnati, or something like that, and tell our funny stories.
Random Noodle Updates
 
We share a bunch of funny stuff surrounding PodCamp Cincinnati.

Feedback
Winnie talks Pooh.
Noodles in the News
Rate everything in life with a new Android app [via Phandroid].

Upcoming theme: travel humor
Tell us your funny travel stories, or things you saw while “driving on the Internet.” These will be for our next episode on October 31.




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The Best of the Most Popular – tRN085 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/fhI6YI389WU/ Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:40:46 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2925 A beautiful monster and the personification of dreams—that is this clean-comedy podcast episode. Don't forget to pick up your man from Manland!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/fhI6YI389WU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> A beautiful monster and the personification of dreams—that is this clean-comedy podcast episode. Don't forget to pick up your man from Manland!
A beautiful monster and the personification of dreams—that is this clean-comedy podcast episode. Don’t forget to pick up your man from Manland!
Welcome, Christian Comedy Podcast listeners!
We’re happy to have you listening to us and hope that you’ll stick around.
Random Noodle Updates


* Jeremy finds dead people in trunks, and suitcases full of money.
* Daniel made a shady tow-truck-driver very rich, but that’s okay because Daniel’s phone reads minds (via ).

Feedback
We hear from the Stud Puffin about how he marks his territory with coffee.
Noodles in the News
Manland, via Dvice:

Little girl loves Disneyland:

Ramen Reviews
“Jesus loves U so much” reviewed us in iTunes. So we took a little look at the person behind the review.

Leave a review for us in iTunes so we can review your review.
Upcoming theme: travel humor
Tell us your funny travel stories, or things you saw while “driving on the Internet.” We’ll have a theme show in early November.




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Aldi’s Logo Has Bellbottoms – tRN084 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/IB4FJHzmX1w/ Tue, 04 Oct 2011 04:21:45 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2912 Roll in the mud like Winnie the Pooh if you want the honey of this podcast! By honey, we mean laughter. By rolling in mud, we mean listening.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/IB4FJHzmX1w" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Roll in the mud like Winnie the Pooh if you want the honey of this podcast! By honey, we mean laughter. By rolling in mud, we mean listening.
Roll in the mud like Winnie the Pooh if you want the honey of this podcast! By honey, we mean laughter. By rolling in mud, we mean listening.
Welcome, Christian Comedy Podcast listeners!
We’re happy to have you listening to us and hope that you’ll stick around.
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy went rolling in the deep mud.
* Daniel was greeted at his old office with armed security.

Feedback
Scott Sterba tells us about the mind-reading fun site of The Akinator.
Noodles in the News

Weekly Noodlism: “the game is afoot”
Jenny brings our Noodlism this week. The phrase, “the game is afoot,” should not be associated with Sherlock Holmes. Instead, imagine hunting for game—but it’s a giant foot!




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I Blame It on the Strike – tRN083 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/3moFH2XAt_I/ Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:48:03 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2897 Hide your kids, hide your heads, and bite your snakes as you enjoy this episode! Welcome to Christian Comedy Podcast listeners!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/3moFH2XAt_I" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hide your kids, hide your heads, and bite your snakes as you enjoy this episode! Welcome to Christian Comedy Podcast listeners!
Hide your kids, hide your heads, and bite your snakes as you enjoy this clean-comedy episode!
Welcome, Christian Comedy Podcast listeners!
We’re happy to have you listening to us and hope that you’ll stick around.
Podcast Awards
Please nominate the Noodle.mx Network podcasts in the 2011 Podcast Awards.

* Comedy: the Ramen Noodle™ https://cleancomedypodcast.com
* Movies/Films: Are You Just Watching?™ https://areyoujustwatching.com
* Religion inspiration: Christian Meets World™ http://christianmeetsworld.com
* Technology: The Audacity to Podcast™ https://theaudacitytopodcast.com

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel and his wife talk in their sleep—usually not making any sense.
* Jeremy met a real-life creeper that didn’t blow up.

Feedback
John Wilkerson warns us to hide our heads.
Noodles in the News

* Smartphones Do Not Cure Acne Problems [The FTC Has Ruled That iPhone Apps Claiming To Cure Acne Are Not Effective]
* Man arrested for biting live python in “unprovoked attack”
* Hear a retelling of the story of Edna in Daniel’s guest appearance in Westside of Mars podcast episode 21.




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Welcome, Christian Comedy Podcast Listeners! - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/zqBH5IFZqGA/ Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:43:11 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2900 We extend a warm welcome to all of our new listeners from Christian Comedy Podcast! We hope that you'll stick around and share your funny stuff with us.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/zqBH5IFZqGA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We extend a warm welcome to all of our new listeners from Christian Comedy Podcast! We hope that you'll stick around and share your funny stuff with us.
We extend a warm welcome to all of our new listeners from Christian Comedy Podcast! We hope that you’ll stick around and share your funny stuff with us.
You may also like two of our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* Christian worldview
* Once Upon a Time podcast




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 3:54 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/welcome-christian-comedy-podcast-listeners/
Do I have a Creeper’s Head? (with @nevrothwen) – tRN082 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/K-jH0Z99Wbo/ Tue, 20 Sep 2011 01:12:18 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2882 Warm your heart with laughter as you get lost in a cold, dark forest. Something there is symbolic. It may be the laughter. We were happy to have Winnie with us from Belgium.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/K-jH0Z99Wbo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Warm your heart with laughter as you get lost in a cold, dark forest. Something there is symbolic. It may be the laughter. We were happy to have Winnie with us from Belgium.
Warm your heart with laughter as you get lost in a cold, dark forest. Something there is symbolic. It may be the laughter. We were happy to have Winnie with us from Belgium.
Random noodle updates

* Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
* Jeremy is a creep who blows up people’s houses
* Winnie ate a nutritional, American dinner—Pop Tarts

Horse-manning—seriously?
Justin Lowmaster enjoys seeing people decapitate themselves like a headless horseman.

Featured story: it was a dark, cold night
Winnie is single and enjoys long walks in dark, sub-freezing forests.
Bachelor Bootcamp
Sgt. Packet came back to teach us a lesson about being pirates.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn082-do-i-have-a-creepers-head-with-nevrothwen/
It’s All Indians Mixed Up (with @ItsJustUsCast) – tRN081 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/L4gbcwu6B2A/ Tue, 13 Sep 2011 02:30:01 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2867 We have a sawdust-sleeping time with Robert from It's Just Us Podcast. Watch out for exploding horses.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/L4gbcwu6B2A" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We have a sawdust-sleeping time with Robert from It's Just Us Podcast. Watch out for exploding horses.
We have a sawdust-sleeping time with Robert from It’s Just Us Podcast and The Super Secret Podcast for Young Husbands. Watch out for exploding horses.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel heard sick people in Contagion
* Jeremy receive awkward hand gestures from a Kroger sample-man
* Robert killed his brother, I mean modem
* Jenny talks in her sleep, but Daniel does, too

Your funny stuff
John Wilkerson asked whether Jenny washed the chicken she previously served us.
Lord Justin Lowmaster said something about Indians.
Stuff from the episode
“Wagon of Pancakes Montage” from Homestar Runner
Featured story from Robert
What man doesn’t enjoy a shop vac? Robert didn’t, because his experience with it sucked, and he sawdust everywhere.
Thanks to Robert for joining us! Get more of him at the following links.

*
* It’s Just Us Podcast
* The Super Secret Podcast for Young Husbands (with Mike Prince)
* The Adventure Sandwich podcast




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn081-its-all-indians-mixed-up-with-itsjustuscast/
My Knuckles Have Voices – tRN080 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Hp49nj8OCAE/ Tue, 30 Aug 2011 02:14:53 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2863 Brought to you by FayeJ's generous donation of a Minecraft gift code. At Faye's request, this episode will not be sponsored by potty, poop, pee pee, vomit, expectorant, or any other bodily function or byproduct, including—much to John Steinklauber's dismay—farts. If you would like future episodes to be similarly poop-free, then donate to the "Help Us Get Minecraft" fund today!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Hp49nj8OCAE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Brought to you by FayeJ's generous donation of a Minecraft gift code. At Faye's request, this episode will not be sponsored by potty, poop, pee pee, vomit, expectorant, or any other bodily function or byproduct,
Episode 80 of the Ramen Noodle™ is brought to you by FayeJ’s generous donation of a Minecraft gift code. At Faye’s request, this episode will not be sponsored by potty, poop, pee pee, vomit, expectorant, or any other bodily function or byproduct, including—much to John Steinklauber’s dismay—farts.
If you would like future episodes to be similarly poop-free, then donate to the “Help Us Get Minecraft” fund today! PayPal any amount to mail@djosephdesign.com.
Random Noodle Updates

* Ducks haunting Daniel’s former employer
* Jeremy sees Jenny’s tweet about Minecraft
* There was a fried-chicken emergency
* Jeremy had an awkward moment about your mom
* Daniel found a ghost rest area

Noodles in the news

* Android game for planking
* Leisure diving is the new planking
* Lucky Charms lawsuit




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That’s Too Personal – tRN079 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/71UiS7yWgSs/ Tue, 23 Aug 2011 02:02:43 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2856 This is a yappin' fun comedy podcast episode. Listen or we'll cut off your Star Trek.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/71UiS7yWgSs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> This is a yappin' fun comedy podcast episode. Listen or we'll cut off your Star Trek. This is a yappin’ fun comedy podcast episode. Listen or we’ll cut off your Star Trek.
“Pre-Blessed Food” by Julian Smith

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s face got eye-linered by his wife.
* Jeremy can’t serve a customer because “that’s too personal.”

Noodles in the news
Yapping, lack of coins lead thief to return kids, poodle, car
Jail for drunk doughnut thief
Nerdy marriage proposal in front of Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: The Next Generation):

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wi-Fi: Mashable’s Favorite Wi-Fi Names



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Kiddie Pools – tRN078 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/S1mbH1HcTro/ Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:49:49 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2848 Watch out for old ladies by the side of the road just trying to wii wii wii all the way home to their NES games.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/S1mbH1HcTro" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Watch out for old ladies by the side of the road just trying to wii wii wii all the way home to their NES games.
Watch out for old ladies by the side of the road just trying to wii wii wii all the way home to their NES games.
Check out our new website!
If you haven’t seen it already, we totally redesigned theRamenNoodle.com which is now CleanComedyPodcast.com! Please visit the site and click all the buttons (especially the Tweet, Like, and +1 buttons).
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel tells a story about Jenny that was less embarrassing than his stalled experience.
* Jeremy smeared Daniel’s face across his windshield.
* Jenny yelled at an old lady with an orange sticker on her back who was broken down on the side of the Internet (not quite).

Noodles in the news
Curiosity seekers in U.S. pay to spend night in jail
Slap-crazy girl:

Harry Potter as a teen movie, by Thewlis Rox:

Englishman Arrested for Planning Water Gun Fight on Facebook & BBM
99-year-old grandma plays NES to fend off senile decay
Weekly Noodlism: “kiddie pool”
Is this a pool for kids, or a pool for kittens? Or is it a pool of kittens? Something that “Debbie” might like?

Special guest Robert coming up … someday!
On a future episode, we’ll welcome Robert from It’s Just Us Podcast and The Super-Secret Podcast for Young Husbands.



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Davy Crockett Was a Horror Movie – tRN077 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/9Fmic0vb0ok/ Wed, 10 Aug 2011 02:19:42 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2831 Crazy story game, Jeremy's pixie dust, funny stories from the Web, Lost, and celebrity fears.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/9Fmic0vb0ok" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Crazy story game, Jeremy's pixie dust, funny stories from the Web, Lost, and celebrity fears. Check out our new website!
If you haven’t seen it already, we totally redesigned theRamenNoodle.com which is now CleanComedyPodcast.com! Please visit the site and click all the buttons (especially the Tweet, Like, and +1 buttons).
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy gets covered in pixie dust at his restaurant
* Jenny is uncatchable in Marco Polo (good thing it wasn’t a dating game with Daniel!)

The Story Game
We had fun sharing some “written” stories from a recent party and got our chatroom to make its own. Should we do this again?
Your funny stuff
Ian shared this Portal 2 trailer mashup song.

Erik J. Fisher share the real name of “The Man in Black” from Lost (contains spoilers).

Noodles in the news

* Ruffled: Feathers Rising let’s you poop on people … wait, what?
* Stop wearing bunny suit, police tell Idaho man
* Craigslist Dinosaur Ad Proposes Weirdest Living Arrangement Ever
* 16 Strange Celebrity Phobias

Special guest Robert coming up!
On the next episode, #77 on August 15, we’ll welcome Robert from It’s Just Us Podcast and The Super-Secret Podcast for Young Husbands.
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:


* Jeremy:
* Jenny:

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* http://cleancomedypodcast.com/?p=2824 Grab your deodorant, a fresh pair of underwear, feed your hermit hermit crabs, and let's go roll in the mud!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/dPOQ9q6NqOM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab your deodorant, a fresh pair of underwear, feed your hermit hermit crabs, and let's go roll in the mud!
Grab your deodorant, a fresh pair of underwear, feed your hermit hermit crabs, and let’s go roll in the mud!
Check out our new website!
If you haven’t seen it already, we totally redesigned theRamenNoodle.com which is now CleanComedyPodcast.com! Please visit the site and click all the buttons (especially the Tweet, Like, and +1 buttons).
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel needs money for deodorant and underwear, since his mouth is so loud.
* Jeremy was a main dish at a little high school

Your funny stuff

* Drew from the West Side of Mars wants to know how to listen to old episodes. Simply enter theramennoodle.com/# where “#” is the episode number you want to hear.
* Ian shares a story about his screaming, crabby sister, or something like that.
* Jesse tells us how much he likes pretending to be a pig.

Noodles in the news

* Wrongulator
* The Gmail man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrkAuwaoFGg
* McDonald’s replaces some fries with some apples in happy meals
* Wisconsin Republicans Tell Unemployed To Stay On the Ramen Noodle™, Cat Food Diet (we do not necessarily endorse anything political)




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Wee Wee So Excited – tRN075 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/MDXdVbA6ZZk/ Tue, 26 Jul 2011 02:54:14 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2671 Random crazy stuff from the last week, including Rebecca Black as a bonus.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/MDXdVbA6ZZk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Random crazy stuff from the last week, including Rebecca Black as a bonus.
Random crazy stuff from the last week, including Rebecca Black as a bonus.
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy got a little too excited when he arrived tonight.
* Daniel’s bottles were quaked.

 

Your funny stuff

* Some people from the PB&J show briefly take over.

Noodles in the news

* “I love cats” debunked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgkc5LLEZao
* 10 Classic Bumper Sticker Parodies
* Huge marijuana field discovered in Mexican desert
* Literal drug commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffZUHWG66EA
* Fling cow poo at unicorns!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AShjl55RlLk

Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy:

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* Christian worldview.

BONUS: Rebecca Black’s “My Moment”




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 48:15 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn075-wee-wee-so-excited/
Mutant Jellyfish – tRN074 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Njnze7KuWyM/ Tue, 19 Jul 2011 02:09:38 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2655 Grab your traffic cones, guard your nuclear power plants, and cue the music (including our new theme song).<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Njnze7KuWyM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grab your traffic cones, guard your nuclear power plants, and cue the music (including our new theme song).


Grab your traffic cones, guard your nuclear power plants, and cue the music (including our new theme song).
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel shared stories from vacation Bible school.
* Jeremy is funnier on a weekly basis.

Your funny stuff

* Justin Lowmaster shared his experienced with eHarmony. It was nothing at all like this:



* Jesse reminded us of the “have you passed …” Noodlism and added his own recent experience.

Weekly Noodlism: “speedometer”
It’s not to tell you how fast you’re driving, but to rate the Speedos!
Noodles in the news

* Study Shows Women Half As Likely To Fake Soccer Injuries As Men
* Millions killed in jellyfish anti-nuke protests
* Interstate 71/75 sign warns of zombies



Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy:

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* Christian worldview.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 57:03 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn074-mutant-jellyfish/
Ladyfingers (featuring John Steinklauber) – tRN073 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/9ke-reNNUyU/ Tue, 05 Jul 2011 00:00:34 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2620 Colonel Sanders, Minnie Mouse, the Queen of England, back hair, and even John Steinklauber are kicking in the funny seat and blowing up firecrackers in the back seat. Random Noodle Updates Daniel had an alien-crop-circle sunburn (or maybe a PodCamp Cincinnati logo?). John freezes people at work, Daniel suspect John actually works at his former employer. Your […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/9ke-reNNUyU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Colonel Sanders, Minnie Mouse, the Queen of England, back hair, and even John Steinklauber are kicking in the funny seat and blowing up firecrackers in the back seat. Random Noodle Updates Daniel had an alien-crop-circle sunburn (or maybe a PodCamp Cin... Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel had an alien-crop-circle sunburn (or maybe a PodCamp Cincinnati logo?).


* John freezes people at work, Daniel suspect John actually works at his former employer.

Your funny stuff

* A science experiment on monkeys

John enjoys firecrackers

Noodles in the news

* Jeremy overmedicated and got married!


* A local grocery, Meijer, had an ad that was terrible if spoken and not read.



Upcoming changes
the Ramen Noodle™ will finally start season three on July 18. There will be a new theme song and the return to weekly episodes! There may even be a new website.
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

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* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy:
* Jenny:
* John Steinklauber: and listen to Nobody’s Listening

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* Christian worldview.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 54:02 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn073-ladyfingers-featuring-jsteinklauber/
I Want to Hug Them – tRN072 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/j6Sx7mILYbs/ Tue, 21 Jun 2011 03:18:45 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2614 Cute nieces, sleeping stories, eHarmony, cats, Lady Gaga, and blessings!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/j6Sx7mILYbs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Cute nieces, sleeping stories, eHarmony, cats, Lady Gaga, and blessings! “I Perform this Way” by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy has a smart niece.
* Daniel and Jenny recount a late-night fight.

Debbie’s eHarmony video

Lady Gaga in a Mexican restaurant

Upcoming changes
the Ramen Noodle™ will finally start season three on July 18. There will be a new theme song and the return to weekly episodes! There may even be a new website.
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy:
* Jenny:

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts:

* Christian movie reviews with critical thinking
* how to podcast and use Audacity, and
* Christian worldview.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 48:48 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn072-i-want-to-hug-them/
I Liked His Belly Button – tRN071 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/e2dtx4Ff7o8/ Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:57:14 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2607 You'll need a brown paper bag to accompany this clean-comedy podcast episode.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/e2dtx4Ff7o8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> You'll need a brown paper bag to accompany this clean-comedy podcast episode. “I’m Readin’ a Book” by Julian Smith

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel saw a guy stealing oxygen in a tank.
* Jeremy saw a baby dusting.
* Jenny was numbed by the dentist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMWBqfVW1xY
Noodles in the news

Money-Shredding Alarm Clock Is Completely Unforgiving [via Mashable]
Why Flip Video’s Inventor Is Starting a High-Tech Grilled Cheese Empire [via Mashable]
Your funny stories

* Heather’s homeopathic doctor gave her a brown paper bag.
* Winnie broke her arm and was casually rushed to the hospital.
* Drew sent a couple doctor jokes.
* Anna went to a navel hospital.

Jeremy gets Portal 2!
Thanks to your support through our affiliate links, Jeremy will now get Portal 2!
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Daniel:
* Jeremy:
* Jenny:

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™The Audacity to Podcast™, and Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 1:13:55 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn071-i-liked-his-belly-button/
Evil Baby – tRN070 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/h8gYPMIIh-I/ Tue, 24 May 2011 00:58:48 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2598 Pomplamoose, Angry Birds, planking, Klout, and evil babies.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/h8gYPMIIh-I" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Pomplamoose, Angry Birds, planking, Klout, and evil babies.
Pomplamoose does Angry Birds theme song

“Gotta Share” by Improv Everywhere

Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy throws AOL discs at real-life Angry Birds for messing up his Klout.


* Daniel spit on his bed (but not on his wife Jenny) after seeing an evil baby at a Walmart with a shirtless guy.



Planking

Darwin Awards nominee?

Help Jeremy get Portal 2!

Daniel and Jenny have Portal 2, so we want to get it for Jeremy! You can send a PayPal donation to mail@DJosephDesign.com or visit our support page. Or buy Portal 2 from Amazon.com through our affiliate link, and the profits will go toward Portal 2 for Jeremy.
The following video contains spoilers.

Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
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Please connect with us

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* Join our Facebook Page
* Follow Daniel on Twitter
* Follow Jeremy on Twitter
* Follow Jenny on Twitter

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™The Audacity to Podcast™, and Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 47:48 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn070-evil-baby/
You Wouldn’t Expect a Dog to Have Logic – tRN069 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/jNLxRnKm3jQ/ Tue, 10 May 2011 03:20:54 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2515 Funny pet stories, more portal jokes, chocolate ducks and bacon, weird bank Captchas, and your funny stuff.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/jNLxRnKm3jQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Funny pet stories, more portal jokes, chocolate ducks and bacon, weird bank Captchas, and your funny stuff.
Smallville‘s theme song
Imagine these same words with different inflection.

“Friday” literal lyrics

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel “f4rts” and caught a blue bird. He’ll also finally eat the years-old chocolate rubber ducky.


* Jeremy hosted an Iranian-home-shopping conference.
* Jenny wants to ride the pony.

Your funny stuff

* Zackmann reminds you to buy something for your mom
* John Wilkerson broke down on the Internet
* Cloe got in trouble in a prayer meeting
* Daniel Johnson Jr. suggested that Daniel needed a “Portal Potty”
* Chuck McKnight gave us some CABWADIC (cherries and bacon wrapped and dipped in chocolate)



Funny pet stories
Daniel, Jeremy, and Jenny share funny stories about the pets they’ve had in their lives: hamsters, hermit crabs, dogs, and cats.
Help Jeremy get Portal 2!

Daniel and Jenny have Portal 2, so we want to get it for Jeremy! You can send a PayPal donation to mail@DJosephDesign.com or visit our support page. Or buy Portal 2 from Amazon.com through our affiliate link, and the profits will go toward Portal 2 for Jeremy.
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Follow Daniel on Twitter
* Follow Jeremy on Twitter
* Follow Jenny on Twitter

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™The Audacity to Podcast™, and Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 1:18:56 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn069-you-wouldnt-expect-a-dog-to-have-logic/
Still Alive (Portal) – tRN068 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/DZ_PyYQEZ08/ Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:20:31 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2500 We’ve had Portal on our minds and Daniel’s wife Jenny joins in the fun (and has been playing). “Still Alive” (from Portal) Random Noodle Updates Daniel had another toilet story, that he didn’t finish, but did tell about other stuff. Jeremy discovered Daniel’s Secret (via Erik J. Fisher). Jenny was happy to have her car […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/DZ_PyYQEZ08" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We’ve had Portal on our minds and Daniel’s wife Jenny joins in the fun (and has been playing). “Still Alive” (from Portal) Random Noodle Updates Daniel had another toilet story, that he didn’t finish, but did tell about other stuff.
“Still Alive” (from Portal)

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel had another toilet story, that he didn’t finish, but did tell about other stuff.
* Jeremy discovered Daniel’s Secret (via Erik J. Fisher).
* Jenny was happy to have her car revived, only to see Daniel kill it again.

Stuff from this episode

* Weighted Companion Cube Plush Toy
* Cake from Portal (a real recipe)
* Portal-themed Valentine’s Day cards

Bonus Portal video

Please give us money for Portal 2!
No, seriously! We need it for “research purposes.” PayPal money to mail@DJosephDesign.com or visit our support page. Portal donations will be evenly split between Daniel and Jeremy.
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Follow Daniel on Twitter
* Follow Jeremy on Twitter
* Follow Jenny on Twitter

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™The Audacity to Podcast™, and Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 52:41 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn068-still-alive-portal/
Dirty Socks – tRN067 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/hbWMzvzVlLI/ Tue, 12 Apr 2011 01:31:10 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2465 What would you do if you found an unclaimed unflushed toilet? Also hear funny stories from the news, and more of Rebecca Black. “Badgers” Random Noodle Updates Daniel suspects a mystery pooper. Jeremy foot his foot down. Noodles in the News Why you don’t steal a laptop from a geek Man arrested for stealing doughnut […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/hbWMzvzVlLI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> What would you do if you found an unclaimed unflushed toilet? Also hear funny stories from the news, and more of Rebecca Black. “Badgers” Random Noodle Updates Daniel suspects a mystery pooper. Jeremy foot his foot down.
“Badgers”

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel suspects a mystery pooper.
* Jeremy foot his foot down.

Noodles in the News


* Why you don’t steal a laptop from a geek
* Man arrested for stealing doughnut truck
* Home Invasion Suspect Leaves T-Shirt With His Picture On It
* Man arrested for stealing doughnut truck
* Rebecca Black makes fun of her own “Friday”

Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Follow Daniel on Twitter
* Follow Jeremy on Twitter

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™The Audacity to Podcast™, and Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 56:12 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn067-dirty-socks/
Blue Gloves – tRN066 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/c-uI2p1KOU8/ Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:16:24 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2445 Two by two, hands of blue. Jeremy calls in from a “telephone,” but we keep the laughter with funny songs, videos, and stories. This week’s great sponsors Comedy World has been making people laugh for more than 10 years giving comedy fans around the world exclusive access to information on the best comedy shows and […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/c-uI2p1KOU8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Two by two, hands of blue. Jeremy calls in from a “telephone,” but we keep the laughter with funny songs, videos, and stories. This week’s great sponsors Comedy World has been making people laugh for more than 10 years giving comedy fans around the wor...
This week’s great sponsors

* Comedy World has been making people laugh for more than 10 years giving comedy fans around the world exclusive access to information on the best comedy shows and comedy tickets. Follow Comedy World on Twitter for exclusive discounts.
* Addiction and Subtraction—The card game designed to banish bad habits and eliminate addictions.

“Friday” by Rebecca Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
The better version: “Gang Fight”

Random Noodle Updates


* Jeremy witnessed someone get caught blue-handed
* Daniel visited a creepy place, looking for a location for PodCamp Cincinnati.


Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
We received funny emails from Heather, Robert, and Ian.
Share your funny stories with us! feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com | (903) 231-2221
Angry Birds, the movie

Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Follow Daniel on Twitter
* Follow Jeremy on Twitter

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™The Audacity to Podcast™, and Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 49:32 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn066-blue-gloves/
Inappropriately Strong Coffee – tRN065 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/IiHIFkcGvDU/ Tue, 15 Mar 2011 12:32:23 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2433 Pranks, birthday wishes for Jeremy, wireless phones, and dating and getting married. Another clean-comedy podcast episode for your enjoyment! Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s Valentine’s Day date was closed, his wife Jenny played a prank, and screaming little girls. Jeremy tried too hard to compliment a client. Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience Birthday wishes for Jeremy […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/IiHIFkcGvDU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Pranks, birthday wishes for Jeremy, wireless phones, and dating and getting married. Another clean-comedy podcast episode for your enjoyment! Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s Valentine’s Day date was closed, his wife Jenny played a prank,
Random Noodle Updates


* Daniel’s Valentine’s Day date was closed, his wife Jenny played a prank, and screaming little girls.
* Jeremy tried too hard to compliment a client.


Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
Birthday wishes for Jeremy from Justin LowmasterZackmann, Jeff Roney, Winnie, and Stud.
Share your funny stories with us! feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com | (903) 231-2221
Is getting a wireless phone like dating and getting married?
We have a silly conversation that was spurned from Daniel’s indecision and patience in selecting his new smartphone.
There’s Nothing Worse Than Choosing a Cellphone Plan” (video from Portlandia) via Gizmodo.
Tell us something funny!
Whether you have a funny life story, you saw something funny, or you have a joke, please share your funny stuff with us:

* Comment on the shownotes
* Call (903) 231-2221 to leave a voicemail
* Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com (audio files welcome)

Please connect with us

* Subscribe, rate, and review in iTunes
* Join our Facebook Page
* Follow Daniel on Twitter
* Follow Jeremy on Twitter

If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™The Audacity to Podcast™, and Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 47:45 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn065-inappropriately-strong-coffee/
Put an Orange Sticker on It (featuring @rattface) – tRN064 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/PmWNvuVCfpU/ Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:20:44 +0000 http://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn064-put-an-orange-sticker-on-it-featuring-rattface/ Library incidents, communication with orange stickers, Valentine's Day, stupidest men's inventions, and your funny stories. We welcome Trevor Cameron from iRacing Today and Nobody's Listening.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/PmWNvuVCfpU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Library incidents, communication with orange stickers, Valentine's Day, stupidest men's inventions, and your funny stories. We welcome Trevor Cameron from iRacing Today and Nobody's Listening.
“Hallelujah Chorus” Fail

Random Noodle Updates


* Jeremy found silence in the library just before clothes
* Daniel had a party for the sheriffs
* Trevor surprised his wife for Valentine’s Day, and then was surprised


Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
Wayne Henderson loves us.
Justin Lowmaster (not Zackmann) was hit by a bus full of Japanese exchange students.
You still have until March 14 to share your funny birthday wishes or made-up stories for Jeremy!
feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com | (903) 231-2221
Noodles in the News
This is our new segment where we share funny things from or funny perspectives on the news.

* The Stupidest Men’s Products Ever Invented from The Huffington Post

If you see funny news stories, please share them with us!
Switching to biweekly
In order to keep up with our lives, we’ll be switching the Ramen Noodle™ to be a biweekly podcast, with The Audacity to Podcast™ in between. So the next the Ramen Noodle™ will be on March 14, then March 28, and so on.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 54:25 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn064-put-an-orange-sticker-on-it-featuring-rattface/
The Brown Socks Just Keep Coming – tRN063 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/vQy57VgeuW8/ Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:19:26 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2331 Backsliding in the church parking lot, heat-sucking parasites, marriage adjustments, and more laughs for your enjoyment. “Ramensong” Random Noodle Updates Jeremy had a near-death experience in a church parking lot Daniel heard about foster grandchildren, and a conversation about dying in childbirth Weekly Noodlism: “hit the nail on the head” Imagine the idiom, “hit the […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/vQy57VgeuW8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Backsliding in the church parking lot, heat-sucking parasites, marriage adjustments, and more laughs for your enjoyment. “Ramensong” Random Noodle Updates Jeremy had a near-death experience in a church parking lot Daniel heard about foster grandchildre...
“Ramensong”

Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy had a near-death experience in a church parking lot
* Daniel heard about foster grandchildren, and a conversation about dying in childbirth

Weekly Noodlism: “hit the nail on the head
Imagine the idiom, “hit the nail on the head,” without the construction connotations. Or twist the words around, as we are fans of doing.
Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
Please send us your funny dating / Valentine’s Day stories, or make up some advice.
Jeremy’s birthday is coming up, so please send funny birthday wishes.
feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com | (903) 231-2221
Featured story: adjusting to marriage
Daniel recounts several funny tales of adjusting to marriage: heat-sucking parasite, dirty clothes, sleeping space, and more.






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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 1:01:29 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn063-the-brown-socks-just-keep-coming/
Is My Name Victoria? – tRN062 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/nc6is0DnFzI/ Tue, 25 Jan 2011 23:09:35 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=2280 Birthday stories because it was recently Daniel’s birthday. Jeremy’s birthday is coming up, so send your birthday wishes and funny birthday stories (or fictional if they involve Jeremy). Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s name isn’t Victoria Jeremy has something’s bugging him (photos courtesy of Jeremy’s Photos 365 project) Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience Lots of happy-birthday […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/nc6is0DnFzI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Birthday stories because it was recently Daniel’s birthday. Jeremy’s birthday is coming up, so send your birthday wishes and funny birthday stories (or fictional if they involve Jeremy). Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s name isn’t Victoria Jeremy has som...
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s name isn’t Victoria
* Jeremy has something’s bugging him (photos courtesy of Jeremy’s Photos 365 project)

Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
Lots of happy-birthday greetings from listeners and people who should be listeners.
Weekly Noodlism: “nip it in the bud
You already hear it, so just go ahead and “nip it in the butt” when someone says this.
Featured story: surprise birthday party
Daniel always wished for a surprise birthday party and finally got it when he commanded a team of volunteers.

New podcast: Christian Meets World™
We’re happy to have Jason Rennie join Noodle.mx Network with his podcast that connects the Christian worldview to the everyday. Subscribe to Christian Meets World™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 41:21 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn062-is-my-name-victoria/
Soliciting Illegal Feedback – tRN061 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/AkJhsTILcf4/ Tue, 11 Jan 2011 03:10:33 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1960 Our and our listeners' funny Christmas and Thanksgiving stories.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/AkJhsTILcf4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Our and our listeners' funny Christmas and Thanksgiving stories.
The Facebook Song by Lynnea Malley

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel locked his wife out of the house
* Jeremy was reverse stalked and he took this photo:



Send us stories for our February 21 episode
There will be no episode on February 14, but after that, we want to share funny Valentine’s Day or romantic-themed stories, or your suggestions for funny dates.
Weekly Noodlism: bashful
Instead of meaning shy, why not let this mean an attitude of bashing?
Featured stories: funny holidays
The egg nog is far from fresh, but we share funny holiday stories and hear from listeners Scott, Justin, Ms. Wright, and Ian.
Bachelor Bootcamp: holiday memories
Forget ponies! Sgt. Packet got full-size tanks for Christmas!





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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 47:43 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn061-soliciting-illegal-feedback/
Somebody’s Unzipping Things – tRN060 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/kjtYIoGwT9g/ Tue, 04 Jan 2011 04:10:40 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1941 Share your funny holiday stories with us! We respond to various feedback, talk about weird people, unzipped pants, new year’s resolutions, and iPhone alarms. Ramen Noodle song by Ryan Enk Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/kjtYIoGwT9g" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Share your funny holiday stories with us! We respond to various feedback, talk about weird people, unzipped pants, new year’s resolutions, and iPhone alarms. Ramen Noodle song by Ryan Enk Hire Daniel to design stuff for you!
Ramen Noodle song by Ryan Enk

Hire Daniel to design stuff for you!
Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate.
If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping at Amazon.com, and we’ll get a portion of your purchase total.
This week’s sponsor
Visit RantRace.com to vent and rant away your opinions, troubles, peeves, and frustrations. Vote on and share your favorite rants.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel was like a robot that died
* Jeremy runs into weird people at meals in restaurants

Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience

* Alexandra shares some thankful thoughts from Thanksgiving
* Ian likes to boil our podcast
* Scott asked for suggested excuses for having one’s fly unzipped
* Zackmann questions Apple’s world-domination plans related to iPhone alarms

Weekly Noodlism: “eat your heart out”
Who invented this phrase and what were they thinking? Is this a Chuck Norrisism, or a reference to ?
Bachelor Bootcamp: new year’s resolutions
Sgt. Packet suggests some new year’s resolutions for bachelors and bachelorette’s.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 46:35 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn060-somebody%e2%80%99s-unzipping-things/
Unicorn Blender – tRN059 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/ST8dNnU2WDU/ Wed, 22 Dec 2010 01:16:07 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1876 Merry Mother’s Day, despite the black bean soup. We had a blue Christmas that keeps on giving, and Sgt. Packet shares advice on Christmas. Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/ST8dNnU2WDU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Merry Mother’s Day, despite the black bean soup. We had a blue Christmas that keeps on giving, and Sgt. Packet shares advice on Christmas. Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your webs...
Hire Daniel to design stuff for you!
Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate.
If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping at Amazon.com, and we’ll get a portion of your purchase total.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel had a blue Christmas party
* Jeremy was there with his babycakes

Also enjoy this video of the party.
“You said you’d bake us a cake”!
Watch Marzipan’s Answering Machine 12.2 toon. #2 is relevant to the quotation, “you said you’d bake us a cake!” But you may want to listen to the whole thing, to catch some of our other jokes we’ve made before.
Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience

* Winnie from Belgium Chocolates
* Ian Thomas with a story that didn’t make sense or make us laugh (perhaps we’re getting Nobody’s Listening’s middle-school dramas)

Weekly Noodlism: “let sleeping dogs lie”
This phrase is supposed to be a way to back out of a debate or argument. But why would you really want sleeping dogs to tell lies?
Featured Story: mud soup for Mother’s Day
In the spirit of gratefulness for his mom, Daniel made exploding black bean soup. Although neither a prank nor intentional, the experience was similar to this:

Bachelor Bootcamp: visit your mom for Christmas
Sgt. Packet’s mother highly influenced his life (imagine what he’d be like without her!), so he visits her every Christmas, and you should visit your mom, too. Otherwise, Sgt. Packet will not be so merry.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 38:50 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn059-unicorn-blender/
Overflowing John (featuring @JSteinklauber) – tRN058 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/HSKohkhzF5w/ Wed, 15 Dec 2010 03:08:30 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1856 John Steinklauber joins us as we laugh over toilets, horse shirts, Christmas for newlyweds, and, in other words, have a great time! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/HSKohkhzF5w" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> John Steinklauber joins us as we laugh over toilets, horse shirts, Christmas for newlyweds, and, in other words, have a great time! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Hire Daniel to design stuff for you!

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows

Hire Daniel to design stuff for you!
Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate.
If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping at Amazon.com, and we’ll get a portion of your purchase total.
This week’s sponsors
Visit gotomeeting.com, click the try it free button and use promo code: Podcast.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel is “da man,” as testified by third-party witnesses
* Jeremy talks about toilets (what else?)
* John and horse shirts

Weekly Noodlism: “in other words”
The phrase “in other words” may actually mean to use other words that have nothing to do with what you just said, thus changing the subject; the phrase could also mean to use other words from a different language to say the same thing.
Featured Story: Christmas gift fails
“Insanity” is doing the same thing and expecting different results. Incidentally, this also clearly describes John Steinklauber’s first few Christmases with his wife.
Big thanks to John Steinklauber for joining us! Follow John on Twitter, visit his new blog, and listen to Broke Ya!, CHOP!, and the late Nobody’s Listening podcasts he cohosts on NLCast.com.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 38:43 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn058-overflowing-john-featuring-jsteinklauber/
Old Men Wearing Euro-Thongs (featuring @jwilkers) – tRN057 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/3dl9mi7ai8I/ Wed, 01 Dec 2010 03:56:51 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1774 John Wilkerson joins to share stories of his almost-fame-in-a-towel, we talk about “add insult to injury,” broken high-school romance, and stories that may make you scream just like the intro! Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/3dl9mi7ai8I" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> John Wilkerson joins to share stories of his almost-fame-in-a-towel, we talk about “add insult to injury,” broken high-school romance, and stories that may make you scream just like the intro! Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! John Wilkerson joins to share stories of his almost-fame-in-a-towel, we talk about “add insult to injury,” broken high-school romance, and stories that may make you scream just like the intro!

Hire Daniel to design stuff for you!
Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate.
If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping at Amazon.com, and we’ll get a portion of your purchase total.
This week’s sponsors
Visit gotomeeting.com, click the try it free button and use promo code: Podcast.
Where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel compares his facial hair with his new inlaws
* John‘s got nothing because he leads a boring life, but he’ll talk about how frustrating hanging Christmas lights can be

Weekly Noodlism: “add insult to injury”
A better progression would be to insult a person before you injure them. That escalates better. If some says something added “insult to injury,” but there is no injury, perhaps you should provide one.
Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
Ian, from Indiana, shared his romantic story of luring the girl he loved by injuring himself.
Rhett and Link backwards video



Featured Story
John tells a story about when he was on a school trip that involves singing in the shower and near-nudity.
Thanks to John Wilkerson for joining us! Follow John on Twitter; subscribe to his podcasts, The Wired Homeschool, Survivor in 60 Seconds, and Compassion365; and read his blog at Jesus Geek.
Bachelor Bootcamp
Unfortunately, Sgt. Packet caught some of Daniel’s cold, so there’s no Bachelor Bootcamp this time, but there’s plenty of story to hear someday!
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 40:18 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn057-old-men-wearing-euro-thongs/
Happy Gratesgiving – tRN056 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/eSP3wmVBISc/ Tue, 23 Nov 2010 03:12:28 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1745 What are you grateful—er, thankful—for? We also talk about GetAddicted (think something sticky), police, cast iron, and more. Where’s the new theme song? We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/eSP3wmVBISc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> What are you grateful—er, thankful—for? We also talk about GetAddicted (think something sticky), police, cast iron, and more. Where’s the new theme song? We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help!
Where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel didn’t finish being a gentleman to his wife and left her hanging.
* Jeremy got pulled over again, this time without his pants.

Weekly Noodlism: “cast iron”
Although you’ve probably heard the term “cast iron” refer to cooking items or other objects, you should, instead, take it as a command to cast iron at something or someone.
Featured theme and feedback: what are you thankful for?
We share a whole lot of things we’re thankful for and thankful to not have, including feedback from David, Patty, Zackmann, and John Wilkerson.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 48:49 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn056-happy-gratesgiving/
Plop on the Pitter-Patterer – tRN055 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/x2pnoTwZKAA/ Tue, 16 Nov 2010 03:48:40 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1717 Humane mousetraps, familiar midgets, airplane traveling confusion, and more. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate. If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/x2pnoTwZKAA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Humane mousetraps, familiar midgets, airplane traveling confusion, and more. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.
Hire me to design stuff for you!
Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate.
If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping at Amazon.com, and we’ll get a portion of your purchase total.

Where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel played Mousetrap with a mouse.

* Jeremy had nothing funny happen in his life. Someone should stalk him and make something funny happen.

Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
We get a few more stories about what people did with their extra hour from Daylight Saving Time, but nothing tops @ChooseyBeggar‘s hilarious (and long) story. Can you interpret it for us?
For our next episode (the Thanksgiving episode), we want to know the funny things you’re thankful for, or the things you’re thankful for but can tell us in a funny way. If you’re from an alternate reality, then you can tell us the things you’re thankful to not have. Send those to use at feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, (903) 231-2221, or comment here in the shownotes.
Featured Story: You Fly, We’ll Drive
Jeremy takes the featured story by making us flight-sick in his tales of back and forth.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 57:19 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn055-plop-on-the-pitter-patterer/
Civically Naked – tRN054 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/OgL7TbSjeXo/ Tue, 09 Nov 2010 14:35:08 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1461 It's after Election Day in the United States and we gained an extra hour. We look back at a TRON: Legacy preview and poster giveaway. Then we theorize about the extra hour and what could have been done in it after Daylight Saving Time left us.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/OgL7TbSjeXo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> It's after Election Day in the United States and we gained an extra hour. We look back at a TRON: Legacy preview and poster giveaway. Then we theorize about the extra hour and what could have been done in it after Daylight Saving Time left us.

Where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel and Jenny saw a TRON: Legacy preview
* Daniel and Jeremy scary stories from Election Day

Weekly Noodlism: “text message”
“Text” could refer to anything as small as an SMS through a phone to a whole book. Perhaps “text messages” should be interpreted as books. Or maybe it’s from the similar phrase “text massage,” in which case the words smoothly massage your neck and shoulders.
Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
Zackmann suggests a nasty way for Daniel to remember his wedding anniversary.
Featured Story: what did you or could you have done with the extra hour?
With the passing of our unbeloved Daylight Saving Time, we were blessed with an extra hour. How did you use that extra hour, or how could you use it in the future?
Our friend “UpChuck” said, “I woke up panicking that I was half-an-hour late and wondering why my alarm didn’t go off. Then I remembered and went back to sleep.”

@theRamenNoodle fell from a toilet, hit my head and designed the flux capacitor #whatididwithmydsthour
— DJ Collier (@djragamuffin) November 8, 2010


@theRamenNoodle with the last 5 minutes I made a grilled cheese that looked like Boba Fett #whatididwithmydsthour
— DJ Collier (@djragamuffin) November 8, 2010

We don’t have to tell you what Daniel and Jenny did with the extra hour …

No, they didn’t make donuts. They magically watched all of the Harry Potter movies.
Additional ideas were rearrange your music by album instead of artist, shave peaches, watch Groundhog Day or do a whole myriad of things twice, and more.
Bachelor Bootcamp: text messaging!
Sgt. Packet doesn’t like how distracting text messaging is, and it shows.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 52:40 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn054-civically-naked/
Zombie Politicians – tRN053 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/7er5TkdDvmM/ Tue, 02 Nov 2010 02:20:08 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1396 RAWR! It’s a scary episode when we mix comedy, politics, and poop (usually only two of those are mixed). Don’t pass this episode! Where’s the new theme song? We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/7er5TkdDvmM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> RAWR! It’s a scary episode when we mix comedy, politics, and poop (usually only two of those are mixed). Don’t pass this episode! Where’s the new theme song? We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help!
Where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel and Jenny were heathens last Sunday
* Jeremy shares [beep] his dad says
* “Hello, gorbeshaw!”

Weekly Noodlism: “did you pass … ?”
People will ask if you passed a test, passed the Walmart, but why isn’t it as common for them to ask if you passed a kidney stone? Instead, let “pass” mean to “poop.” “Did you poop the test?” and so on.
Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience
I … wanted to thank you for doing such a wonderful, clean, and genuinely funny podcast. I tried many podcasts after my favorite podcast, the late Nobody’s Listening (a podcast that won’t soon be forgotten!), died… err… I mean ended. the Ramen Noodle™ was, and still is, the funniest recurring podcast on my iPod. I always anticipate each episode y’all put out! I think that the best episodes are “The Chicken is Revolting” (I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time! Now I am really careful about refrigerating food.) “Of Fleas and Phlegon”, “2 Dish 2 Wash”(Yes, one of the old ones!), “Colon Pee”, and the latest about the wedding and all of the episodes with Mrs. Wife-Jenny. I cannot express just how thankful I am for your podcast! Y’all certainly do have a “leg up” on the competition!
Thanks so much and sorry for the “incontinence” 😉 ,

Sara
P.S. Congratulations on getting married! Y’all are so sweet together!
Please tell us:
What do you plan to do, or what did you do with your extra hour from Daylight Saving Time?
Featured Story: Halloween and Election Day
Whoever put Halloween and Election Day so close together was either oblivious or a genius!
Bachelor Bootcamp: vote!
Sgt. Packet is a true patriot and he encourages you to not let our country pass you by, but to get out there and vote, lest we get some zombies in office.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 53:23 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn053-zombie-politicians/
The Pants Were … Irrelevant? – tRN052 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/m_ZulLJ-S5U/ Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:22:44 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1364 Are you cool enough to wave to motorcyclists while you’re on a horse? We remember more stories from Daniel’s wedding, Sgt. Packet’s brother is upset, and more. Where’s the new theme song? We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/m_ZulLJ-S5U" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Are you cool enough to wave to motorcyclists while you’re on a horse? We remember more stories from Daniel’s wedding, Sgt. Packet’s brother is upset, and more. Where’s the new theme song? We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your ...
Where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel closed his pool by hooking the pool cover to toddlers
* Jeremy and the giant nerd:


* Jeremy also shared a bonus drive-through sighting:



Ramen Noodle Experiences (feedback)

* Evil Phlegon is apparently a pretty girl

This week’s fantastic sponsors

* Read a compilation of funny stories by the author of My Morning Joe in his new book The Intellectual Bean.

If you’d like to sponsor an episode, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com.
Weekly Noodlism: “bullet point”
Use bullet points with extreme caution, especially in presentations, because every time you use one, some gets shot with it.
Special thanks to John Wilkerson Booth for the segue audio!
Featured story: pants and motorcyclists
Daniel and Jeremy remember more stories from Daniel and Jenny’s wedding.
Sesame Street’s Old Spice Parody

Bachelor Bootcamp: clean your grill, pay your taxes!
Clean your grill, pay your taxes, save the world, ditch the cheerleader.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 47:51 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn052-the-pants-were-irrelevant/
tRN051: Funnymoon - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/dNSMwbXHaSM/ Tue, 19 Oct 2010 02:26:23 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1336 We raise the gorgeousness factor by welcoming Daniel’s wife into the podcast while Daniel, Jeremy, and Jenny tell funny stories of the night before and day of Daniel and Jenny’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/dNSMwbXHaSM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We raise the gorgeousness factor by welcoming Daniel’s wife into the podcast while Daniel, Jeremy, and Jenny tell funny stories of the night before and day of Daniel and Jenny’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you!
Hire me to design stuff for you!
Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate.
If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping at Amazon.com, and we’ll get a portion of your purchase total.
Where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel discovered the secret ingredient in his own secret burger recipe
* Jenny (Mrs. the Ramen Noodle™) has given up coffee
* Jeremy will soon be hauled off by the government for being a minute late

This week’s fantastic sponsors

* Check out the hilarious Pick an Excuse website, iPhone (and soon Android) app! We loved having them as a sponsor and would be happy to welcome them as a regular sponsor.
* Catch the wave in your social networking by joining the new Beach Out and be in total control of what you want to do!

Huge thanks to PickanExcuse.com and BeachOut.com for sponsoring this week’s episode. If you’d like to sponsor an episode, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com.
Ramen Noodle Experiences (feedback)

* SP confusedly called to congratulate Daniel and Jenny
* Maginnas shares her experience with mirrors—and tries to figure out whether she’s clumsy or stupid (that’s what she said—really!)

“Avocado Butt” / “I Sliced an Avocado”
Woot.com has long been a hilarious inspiration to the Ramen Noodle™. Their podcasted song from August 25 is priceless (scroll to the bottom to find the player).
Featured story: the wedding with many hitches
Daniel and Jenny recount their tale of their recent wedding and how beautifully hilarious certain events were—even the car’s breaking down.
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email http://noodle.mx/?p=1305 Daniel is back from his wedding and honeymoon, Jeremy is also back but not so honeymooned. We share several of the funny events leading up to Daniel’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/47omSbI4HLw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Daniel is back from his wedding and honeymoon, Jeremy is also back but not so honeymooned. We share several of the funny events leading up to Daniel’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally...
Hire me to design stuff for you!
Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! 
Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate.
If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping at Amazon.com, and we’ll get a portion of your purchase total.
50th episode—where’s the new theme song?
We have a new theme song for the Ramen Noodle™ and we want your help! We plan to record it in a fashion similar to our old theme—a cappella. But we want more voices this time. Can you help?
We don’t need great vocal talent. Singing “doo” or “bum bum bum” or “chchchchch” is perfectly acceptable—in fact, that’s what I want! We’ll sing the only lyrical section.
Please email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com if you can help and we’ll send some PDF sheet music, a synthesized recording of your part, and a MIDI file in case you want to import it into GarageBand or a similar program. Let us know if you prefer hard or simple.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel got married and overheard strange things in the restroom (a different restroom from where he was married)
* Jeremy = null.

Featured story: last days as a bachelor
Daniel and Jeremy recount the epic tales of bus trips, beaches, bachelor party, Walmart, and more! Come back next time to hear Daniel and Jenny tell about their wedding.
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 51:00 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn050-whos-been-smoking-pot/
tRN049: SchizoFlipperrhea - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/US36JYmHndc/ Tue, 21 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1222 We welcome Mike from Too Much Information Podcast and hear him tell funny stories about his honeymoon. We see dolphins. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/US36JYmHndc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We welcome Mike from Too Much Information Podcast and hear him tell funny stories about his honeymoon. We see dolphins. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting ... Mike from Too Much Information Podcast and hear him tell funny stories about his honeymoon. We see dolphins.

Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
* Hold your meetings online for just $49 a month Try GoToMeeting free.
* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel plays Team Fortress 2 (add “MaverickHawk” on Steam!) and it gave his pet dolphin crack.
* Mike’s BMW moment of glory didn’t turn over well.
* Jeremy had nothing to share.

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
No feedback! We exhausted everything we could before Daniel left for his wedding. This means you have lots of time to email or call in your funny stories!
Featured story: hairy-tongued honeymoon
Mike shares several funny stories from his honeymoon.
If you enjoyed the show, please check out Mike’s Too Much Information Podcast.
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 42:41 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn049-schizoflipperrhea/
tRN048: Just Add Hydrogen - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/UJWzBA4QdpM/ Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:00:58 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1220 The man with the voice, Wayne Henderson of FringeCasting with Wayne and Dan, LostCasting, and more from MediaVoiceovers.com is our guest and he makes us laugh with funny, and dangerous, stories from his childhood in southern California. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/UJWzBA4QdpM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> The man with the voice, Wayne Henderson of FringeCasting with Wayne and Dan, LostCasting, and more from MediaVoiceovers.com is our guest and he makes us laugh with funny, and dangerous, stories from his childhood in southern California. Wayne Henderson of FringeCasting with Wayne and Dan, LostCasting, and more from MediaVoiceovers.com is our guest and he makes us laugh with funny, and dangerous, stories from his childhood in southern California.

Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
* Hold your meetings online for just $49 a month Try GoToMeeting free.
* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel is still on his honeymoon, but a couple weeks ago, he was almost stopped by security for some strange purchases.
* Jeremy has either no future, or has no idea when he is anymore.
* Wayne’s dog meets his neighbors.

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
James believes in Spontaneous Jeremy Cohostestation (SJC). We disprove his theory by referring him to “tRN020: Of Fleas and Phlegon.”
Featured story: Enrique is a fireworks
Wayne and his childhood friend Enrique (fake name?) tried risky things with hydrogen and fireworks. That’s ‘nough said.
Follow Wayne on Twitter and check out his several great podcasts!
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences or if you’re Amish! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 36:03 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn048-just-add-hydrogen/
tRN047: Moontime - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/bfGvtiiX2lk/ Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:27 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1218 Erik Fisher tells funny failed relationship stories while Daniel is recording from his honeymoon (not really). Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/bfGvtiiX2lk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Erik Fisher tells funny failed relationship stories while Daniel is recording from his honeymoon (not really). Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our spons... Erik Fisher tells funny failed relationship stories while Daniel is recording from his honeymoon (not really).

Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
* Hold your meetings online for just $49 a month Try GoToMeeting free.
* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel got married. Funny stuff probably happened at the wedding. But before that, he heard a woman come out of a museum’s restroom and say, “That was cool. I enjoyed that.”
* Jeremy hasn’t had anything happen that isn’t funny yet.
* Erik is trying to teach his daughter “your mom” jokes. Awkward?

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
John tells about the stupid drivers around him during his commute.
Featured story: bus-ride dating
Erik was quite the girl’s boy when he was little, but those relationships didn’t always go well.
Read more of Erik’s personality on his blog.
Weekly Noodlisms: “home-sick” and “IP address”
Daniel questions how someone can be “home-sick” and what that actually means. Erik suggests that “IP address” is the speech you give before, during, or after you … go.
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 48:24 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn047-moontime/
tRN046: A Desecrated Noodle and UpChuck - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/SR6NhymMwZQ/ Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:51 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1206 Our food-experimenting friend Chuck McKnight joins us and tells interesting stories about his weird food. Daniel is getting married this week, so this is a prerecorded episode. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/SR6NhymMwZQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Our food-experimenting friend Chuck McKnight joins us and tells interesting stories about his weird food. Daniel is getting married this week, so this is a prerecorded episode. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts.
Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
* Hold your meetings online for just $49 a month Try GoToMeeting free.
* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel saw someone using double umbrellas, maybe to protect himself from a double rainbow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6DyLTEbOAw

* Jeremy shares that our listener Jennifer thinks our “pants on the ground” jokes should bet let to lie.
* Chuck needs paradox insurance.

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
Rus from Cleveland calls to vent his frustration about people who misuse the left lane on highways.
Featured stories: UpChuck
Chuck shares more engrossing stories about food. Strengthen your constitutions before listening. “Tomatoes and chocolate” should be warning enough.
For more of Chuck’s nonsense, check out his blog!
Weekly Noodlism: “gorgeous”
Usually, calling someone “gorgeous” is a compliment—they are beautiful. But why is the word “gorge” in there?
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 48:05 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn046-a-desecrated-noodle-and-upchuck/
tRN045: Bees up Your Bonnet - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/fc27bGRrNro/ Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:34:44 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1214 Single bees don’t buy houses, buy they can cause a single person to have trouble buying a house! This is our last live episode before Daniel’s wedding. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/fc27bGRrNro" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Single bees don’t buy houses, buy they can cause a single person to have trouble buying a house! This is our last live episode before Daniel’s wedding. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts.
Please support our content
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Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s teeth-whitening is turning into mouth-burninating.
* Jeremy was called “Babe” by a lady at the mall. Do we hear wedding bells?

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
John Wilkerson serenades us with a song about meatloaf.
Featured story: bees and buying a house
Daniel’s first home-buying experience revealed a bee graveyard, and his realtors rubbed in the fact that he was “a single person.”
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 50:49 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn045-bees-up-your-bonnet/
tRN044: The Immortal Noodle - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/OfnCfq-IZ7E/ Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:24:00 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1188 Evil Phlegon blesses one of us with immortality, the codeword is meatloaf, and a wedding video came down to the wire and failed. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/OfnCfq-IZ7E" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Evil Phlegon blesses one of us with immortality, the codeword is meatloaf, and a wedding video came down to the wire and failed. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by su...
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2001: A Space FAIL

Random Noodle Updates

* One of Daniel’s coworkers gets loud, so a “meatloaf” codeword was implemented
* Jeremy meets a trio of five-year-olds, and they are “aggravated” by him.

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
Evil Phlegon declared the Ramen Noodle™ to be immortal.
Weekly Noodlism: “down to the wire”
“Down to the wire” could mean many things: London bridges falling down, exposing the wire; landmines with tripwires on the ground; and my fair lady.
Featured story: wedding video fail
Daniel once produced a video for a friend’s wedding. The only part that played smoothly was his logo. The father of the groom blames himself for stepping on a wire.
Bachelor Bootcamp: “Should a friend get married before he’s ready”?
Concerned Person is concerned about the concerning situation with a friend of a friend, whom this tale concerns.
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 40:08 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn044-the-immortal-noodle/
tRN043: Boom! - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Vy1S9KWFEXw/ Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:33:01 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1166 We’re running out of IP addresses, so the world is ending! Hear what else will happen as a result. Also, Sgt. Packet’s cousin had a nice TV spot! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Vy1S9KWFEXw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We’re running out of IP addresses, so the world is ending! Hear what else will happen as a result. Also, Sgt. Packet’s cousin had a nice TV spot! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts.
Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
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* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s awkward urinal experience (are they ever not awkward?)
* Jeremy tried camping again. This time, the monsters had loud music and fireworks

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
Some gnarly dude from the ’60s called to shed more light on “rehearse.”
Upcoming themes
Please share stories about the silly things you believed as a kid for an upcoming episode! Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call (903) 231-2221.
Weekly Noodlism: “plant an idea” and “it grows on you”
Where did these sayings come from? Why would you want to plan something in someone and see stuff grow on people? Some may call it Inception, we call it a Noodlism.
Featured story: the world is ending
IP addresses are running out. This could mean the end of the world or, worse, rationed bandwidth! Hear some of our theories.
Bachelor Bootcamp: a proud cousin
Sgt. Packet’s cousin has a new job, and was featured in a commercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlWddAXSRA
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your silly childhood beliefs and Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 50:34 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn043-boom/
tRN042: I Sound Like I’m Old … or a Dog - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/fv1Ac4WA7Es/ Tue, 03 Aug 2010 03:56:40 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1155 WARNING: use the restroom before listening to this episode, especially if you have a long commute! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/fv1Ac4WA7Es" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> WARNING: use the restroom before listening to this episode, especially if you have a long commute! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outr...
Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
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* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s house had an accident again
* Jeremy almost faints from the ammonia

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)

* Evil Phlegon asks about our TV-show obsessions before Lost
* John Wilkerson has visions of tassels falling on the ground when he podcasts from The Jesus Geek

Upcoming themes
Please share stories about the silly things you believed as a kid for an upcoming episode! Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call (903) 231-2221.
Weekly Noodlism: “precursor”
Jeremy encourages us to curse before something happens, and Daniel mentions archaeological evidence of only stone tablets that were primitive mice, called Precursors.
Featured story: cookies and icing
Before he was the Ramen Noodle™ and a graphic designer, young Daniel made a short-lived living by sitting on dogs for money and cookies. He also has a thing for cake icing—particularly the decorating kind from grocery stores.
Bachelor Bootcamp: man-purses
Stop looking like a sissy-pants by carrying a man-purse (or murse). That’s what pockets—and in emergency circumstances, mouths—are made to do: hold stuff!
Please share your stories!
We would love to hear from you, especially your silly childhood beliefs and Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 56:27 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn042-i-sound-like-im-old-or-a-dog/
tRN041: It’s Just Like Refried Beans - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/lLzW0y70FUk/ Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:50:26 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1136 Jeremy brings the Weekly Noodlism and Daniel gets revenge. Warning: this episode may cause grossing-out between laughter. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/lLzW0y70FUk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Jeremy brings the Weekly Noodlism and Daniel gets revenge. Warning: this episode may cause grossing-out between laughter. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supportin...
Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

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Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy struggles with clean your-mom jokes, or maybe he’s struggling with clean-your-mom jokes. [“In Mother Russia, your mom makes jokes about you!”]
* Daniel read about Phlegon in the Bible (Romans 16) with his Disco for Jesus group (several of whom are podcast-listeners).
* Jeremy heard someone say, “If a booger falls in the forest and no one is there to see it, it doesn’t exist.”

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)

* Evil Phlegon shares about his busy, TV-watching life and wonders if Daniel will change his Twitter name from @theRamenNoodle to @Noodlemx (which he does own). What are the two origin/inspirations for the Ramen Noodle™ theme song?
* “Bill” (probably fake name) calls in with a cough, and we don’t know much else about what else he said.

We’re begging you for your life-amateur stories and feedback! Anything! Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call (903) 231-2221.
Weekly Noodlism: “rehearse”
This week, Jeremy brings the Weekly Noodlism! How does one “hearse” something again? If they already did it, would they have been “hurst”? How does this tie into Daniel’s upcoming wedding rehearsal?
Featured story: handprints in the—WHAT?
When a child, the Ramen Noodle™ loved playing with the new playset even before it was setup. But one day, this had catastrophic consequences!
Jeremy adds to the story by telling how he paralyzed a pet many, many years before it was apparent.
Bachelor Bootcamp
The world is full of a lot of stuff. A true elite bachelor knows how to press through it and continue on!
Please share your stories!
I’d love to hear from you, especially your driving stores and Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 51:50 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn041-its-just-like-refried-beans/
tRN040: It Sounded Clean in My Head - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/RP1te9fZxjk/ Tue, 20 Jul 2010 04:07:24 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1032 Apparently, words sound different in my mind than when they are spoken. Daniel is brought to tears describing his graduation ceremony. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/RP1te9fZxjk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Apparently, words sound different in my mind than when they are spoken. Daniel is brought to tears describing his graduation ceremony. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us...
Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
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* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel saw signs around Cincinnati, “Smog alert in effect. Combine trips.”
* Jeremy witnessed a legal carjacking with a fly-swatter (or a “flice-water”), which returned to its first love of swatting flies and lived happily ever after.

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
We’re begging you for your life-amateur stories and feedback! Anything! Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call (903) 231-2221.
Featured story: Daniel’s homeschool graduation ceremony
When homeschooled people graduate, they do it with style and often high-end production. Daniel’s graduation ceremony was filled with embarrassment!
Please share your stories!
I’d love to hear from you, especially your driving stores and Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 48:49 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn040-it-sounded-clean-in-my-head/
tRN039: Lookin’ Like a Fool While You’re Drivin’ on the Road - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/V4s5ri-odNY/ Thu, 15 Jul 2010 04:23:50 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=1001 We release some pressure by laughing about others’ (or maybe our own?) road rage, especially on other Cincinnati drivers. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/V4s5ri-odNY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We release some pressure by laughing about others’ (or maybe our own?) road rage, especially on other Cincinnati drivers. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supportin...
Please support our content
We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me).

* Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view my portfolio and request an estimate.
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* Save money by shopping at Amazon.com.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel keeps getting distracted by shiny new things in the studio.
* Daniel and Fiancée Jenny enjoyed a wedding shower.
* Jeremy witnessed a messy pee competition in a Barnes & Noble.

Ramen Noodle Experience (feedback)
Winnie, from Belgium, shared a funny story from one of her classes.
Featured story: Cincinnati drivers suck
The truth hurts, doesn’t it? And we tell you why that statement is totally true, and Daniel shares an invention idea.
Bachelor Bootcamp: a forgotten, but important feature in every car
Jeremy actually agrees with Sgt. Packet on something. It’s worth enduring this segment just to know!
Please share your stories!
I’d love to hear from you, especially your driving stores and Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following Daniel and Jeremy on Twitter.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please subscribe to our other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 53:02 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn039-lookin%e2%80%99-like-a-fool-while-you%e2%80%99re-drivin%e2%80%99-on-the-road/
tRN038: Which Is Me - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/u8DkMrUCx-c/ Tue, 29 Jun 2010 04:00:45 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=900 We talk about my new network, taking over other networks, taking over stories, and taking a potty break before swimming. Listen to our fun! Noodle.mx Network Our shows are now networked! If you subscribe to only the Ramen Noodle™, please check out my other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™. Random […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/u8DkMrUCx-c" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We talk about my new network, taking over other networks, taking over stories, and taking a potty break before swimming. Listen to our fun! Noodle.mx Network Our shows are now networked! If you subscribe to only the Ramen Noodle™,
Noodle.mx Network
Our shows are now networked! If you subscribe to only the Ramen Noodle™, please check out my other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™.
Random Noodle Updates

* Jeremy’s ear is blocked, so now is the time to yell insults into his asploding left ear. We think he should put a banana in his ear:

* Jeremy has lost weight, so he’s struggling to keep his pants off the ground. Pants off the ground. Lookin’—you get the idea.
* Daniel’s favorite podcasts, Nobody’s Listening, Boagworld, and GeekBrief are all retiring, so we have purchased their assets and will soon assimilate their technology.

Featured stories: the Sentence Game
A fun group game with hilarious results. We read some from our recent pool story.
Learn the game from our stories, play it with your friends, and then send us the results! feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call (903) 231-2221.
Bachelor Bootcamp
Timely advice for the summer, Sgt. Packet encourages bachelors with some important reminders about swimming.
Sponsors

* D.Joseph Design—You have a message that deserves to look great! Get a new website design, web hosting, presentation design, or new media production and consultation. Save 10% on your first project when you mention the podcast.
* You! If you shop through my Amazon.com affiliate link
* Jeremy’s “Photos 365” project

Closing
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, come to the Facebook Page, or leave sanity by following me and Jeremy on Twitter. You can also help support the show by shopping through my Amazon.com affiliate link.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 35:42 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn038-which-is-me/
Live from PodCamp Ohio – tRN037 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/J-HECr3g1jI/ Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:46:58 +0000 http://noodle.mx/?p=808 Once a year, in Columbus, Ohio, geeks and geek-wannabes congregate for a sacred gathering: PodCamp Ohio (blended with WordCamp Columbus). This was recorded in front of a live audience. We were happy to also have Erik J. Fisher join us, too.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/J-HECr3g1jI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Once a year, in Columbus, Ohio, geeks and geek-wannabes congregate for a sacred gathering: PodCamp Ohio (blended with WordCamp Columbus). This was recorded in front of a live audience. We were happy to also have Erik J. Fisher join us, too. Erik J. Fisher join us, too.
Random Noodle Update

* Daniel sang in a church and was not only not kicked out, but asked to join the choir.
* Jeremy looked like a fool with espresso on his pants.
* Erik was amazed at a Kroger Convenience Center, which is a giant vending machine.
* Bonus: Jeremy’s bed at Red Roof Inn had a surprise.


Featured stories: Father’s-Day themed
We tell stories about our dads and Erik tells stories about being a dad.
Bachelor Bootcamp
Sgt. Packet not only shares some important reminders about Father’s Day, but also reveals that he is also a father! Who knew?



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 29:27 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn037-live-from-podcamp-ohio/
Another One Rides the Bus – tRN036 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/QrrFdE7HASU/ Tue, 08 Jun 2010 01:34:36 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=312 iPhone 4 is fresh on our minds and in our hearts, but we still come to tell tales of onions, bus stations, Bluetooth, Lost, and more!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/QrrFdE7HASU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> iPhone 4 is fresh on our minds and in our hearts, but we still come to tell tales of onions, bus stations, Bluetooth, Lost, and more! Random Noodle Update

* Daniel got locked on a bus in a scary bus station
* Jeremy had a boring week with nothing funny

Feedback!

* UpChuck couldn’t fit good will in his car, so he tried to get a dresser with a preacher instead
* John Wilkerson (from Jesus Geek) suggests why people didn’t ask us for relationship advice.

Featured story: eating wild food
Daniel grew up eating wild food like clovers. But he’ll never forget the “Green Onion” Incident!
Bachelor Bootcamp: Bluetooth headsets
Bluetooth in your ear. Bluetooth in your ear. Soundin’ like a fool with a Bluetooth in your ear.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 58:08 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn036-another-one-rides-the-bus/
Enchilada Time Loop – tRN035 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/fj1vcpqe8XM/ Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:28:57 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=307 After eating Chick-Fil-A's Spicy Chicken sandwich (very tasty, but they're not a sponsor), we spice up the podcast by welcoming Daniel's fiancée Jenny and we hear them tell the funny highlights of their romance.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/fj1vcpqe8XM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> After eating Chick-Fil-A's Spicy Chicken sandwich (very tasty, but they're not a sponsor), we spice up the podcast by welcoming Daniel's fiancée Jenny and we hear them tell the funny highlights of their romance. Random Noodle Update

* Daniel meets a gas-station addict
* Jeremy found “hands on the wheel” in FlashForward
* Fiancée Jenny met two little girls climbing over bathroom stalls

Upcoming: life after Lost
In episode 36, we’ll talk about life after Lost, and what Lost has done for our lives. Send your ideas to feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or (903) 231-2221.
Feedback!

* Our weird-food friend Chuck shares his latest concoction: ramen noodle tacos (he gets lots of points for this!)

Featured story: it started with enchiladas
Daniel and Jenny share some funny highlights from their relationship: meeting, dating, and engagement.
Bachelor Bootcamp: communal space
If you have a housemate or roommate, you need some important tips for how to share communal space.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 1:12:06 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn035-enchilada-time-loop/
I’m So Sorry About Lost – tRN034 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/mPI5YFkIZTc/ Tue, 25 May 2010 01:06:55 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=299 Lost is over so Jeremy is binge-drinking again and I'm sorry that I apologize in this episode.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/mPI5YFkIZTc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Lost is over so Jeremy is binge-drinking again and I'm sorry that I apologize in this episode. Lost is over so Jeremy is binge-drinking again and I’m sorry that I apologize in this episode.
Random Noodle Update

* My thumbs hurt after trying to fix my pool … with these thumbs!


Upcoming: relationships and more Lost
We have two things coming up! For episode 35 for Memorial Day, my Fiancée will join us as we tell the funny parts of our relationship story and comically answer your relationship questions!
In episode 36, on June 7, we’ll talk about life after Lost, and what Lost has done for our lives.
Send your questions, stories, and ideas to feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or (903) 231-2221.

Feedback!

* Justin Lowmaster accidentally ate some chocolate on his pizza.

Noodlism: “when the rubber meets the road”
Imagine them to be two characters, Rubber and Road, who have only known each other through the Internet and they finally meet in person.
Featured story: my lost apologies
All right, I was wrong on some things.
Bachelor Bootcamp: spiders
Spiders both prove bravery and give you an opportunity to be a hero and win a lady.




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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 35:22 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn034-im-so-sorry-about-lost/
Tabasco Pizza Smoothie – tRN033 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/BxPfcbbBX3w/ Tue, 18 May 2010 02:34:26 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=287 Oozing yardsales, satellites, jury duty, cooking, body spray, and more as we welcome Erik J. Fisher from WBR Show as our special guest.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/BxPfcbbBX3w" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Oozing yardsales, satellites, jury duty, cooking, body spray, and more as we welcome Erik J. Fisher from WBR Show as our special guest. Erik J. Fisher from WBR Show as our special guest.
Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s yard sale and sunburn
* Jeremy’s tweet was turned into a comic with a large navel
* Erik is serving in jury duty—no tweets allowed

Feedback!

* Someone wanted to eat us for dinner at PodCamp Cleveland!
* Evil Phlegon asks “should I stay or should I go?”

Noodlism: “at the end of the day”
Isn’t the only logical ending to “at the end of the day … we go to sleep”?
Featured story: cooking with Erik J. Fisher
Erik shares three stories of cooking gone bad, and gives us some marriage advice.
Bachelor Bootcamp: body spray
Body spray for men—really?
Evil Phlegon revealed!
All this time, Jeremy’s flashsideways future enemy is … well, you have to list to the whole episode to find out!
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 55:02 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn033-tabasco-pizza-smoothie/
Plot Holes – tRN032 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/-RvE4pFO9Kg/ Tue, 11 May 2010 03:11:25 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=262 We apologize in advance for whatever issues and episodes this episode causes you. You've been warned, now go listen!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/-RvE4pFO9Kg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We apologize in advance for whatever issues and episodes this episode causes you. You've been warned, now go listen! Random Noodle Update

* Daniel’s little sister saw his cordless mouse and said, “Maybe the farmer’s wife did cut off the tail with a butcher’s knife.”
* Jeremy spits phlegm in his arm

Feedback!

* Evil Phlegon reviews Iron Man 2.0
* Jennifer shares a business email that went bad all over the place
* A black man reads his evening menu

Noodlism: “out of town” and “to town”
Don’t we always go “out of town” whenever we go almost anywhere? Unless you live where you work, shop, and socialize, then you’re always going out of town for everything. So tell everyone, “I have to go out of town.”
Featured story: not sharing Sega
What happens when I refuse to stop playing Sonic the Hedgehog? It wasn’t good.
Bachelor Bootcamp: washing similarly colored clothes together
Wash your darks with your darks, lights with your lights, whites with your whites. To avoid confusion, destroy anything that is gray.
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 59:35 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn032-plot-holes/
Unweekly Lost Podcast, Episode 2 – tRN031 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/bWiWuasBtqQ/ Wed, 05 May 2010 02:30:01 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=256 It has been just over a year since we had our last annual, Unweekly Lost Podcast, so we decided to talk about Lost again before the series finale.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/bWiWuasBtqQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> It has been just over a year since we had our last annual, Unweekly Lost Podcast, so we decided to talk about Lost again before the series finale. last annual, Unweekly Lost Podcast, so we decided to talk about Lost again before the series finale.
Random Noodle Updates

* Loopy drive to PodCamp Cleveland
* More obnoxious “Pants on the Ground”
* Jeremy wants to kill me, but he can’t until he finds a loophole

Feedback and Ramen Noodle Experiences

* Evil Phlegon shares that Lost is season twelve, and had an entire season devoted to Nikki & Paulo!

Featured: our crazy Lost theories
We talked about these videos:


And I share my LSD explanation of lost.
Bachelor Bootcamp: nonperishables in the fridge
“Nonperishables in the fridge. Nonperishables in the fridge. Lookin’ like a fool with your nonperishables in the fridge!” If it’s not opened and isn’t suppose to be refrigerated, then don’t stick it in the fridge!
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 51:21 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn031-unweekly-lost-podcast-episode-2/
Stuff a Sock in It – tRN030 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/diKMucNlQHo/ Tue, 27 Apr 2010 02:17:47 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=234 Sips and Chalsa, more news from the flashsideways future, weird food, bringing balance to the universe, saving small towns with socks, and more rants about dishwashers.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/diKMucNlQHo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Sips and Chalsa, more news from the flashsideways future, weird food, bringing balance to the universe, saving small towns with socks, and more rants about dishwashers. Random Noodle Updates

* Middle-of-nowhere church
* Sips and Chalsa for a my wedding registry
* My Mtn-Dew-powered YouTube video:


Feedback and Ramen Noodle Experiences

* Email from nont-TV-Chuck about a peanut-butter-and-Jell-O sandwich
* Evil Phlegon says that Steve Jobs never came back to Apple in his flashsideways future

Weekly Noodlism: “the Large Hadron Colider will collapse” “stuff a sock in it”
Imagine “stuffing a sock in it” means that you’re saving a whole town of people from a breaching dam.
Featured story: things that bring balance to the universe

* Socks can stuff the holes of our time and space that let people like Evil Phlegon through.
* Bun-length hot dogs solve two of the world’s greatest (hot-dog-related) problems.
* And other junk we made up.

Bachelor Bootcamp: proper placement in a dishwasher
It’s not enough to just load your dishes in the dishwasher, you have to load them correctly!
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 56:01 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn030-stuff-a-sock-in-it/
Marvin Died – tRN029 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/TvqVS-8hDVU/ Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:54:18 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=229 Karate tournament, car repairs, MacBooks, Charlie the Unicorn, a church with a USB port, and frozen-pizza leftovers.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/TvqVS-8hDVU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Karate tournament, car repairs, MacBooks, Charlie the Unicorn, a church with a USB port, and frozen-pizza leftovers. Random Noodle Updates

* Little boy in karate tournament says, “He broke my rib!”
* Jeremy had to pay big bucks to have his car fixed

Feedback
We finally have a segment theme or bumper!

* Justin calls in to do nothing but pimp The Space Turtle. I won’t let him do that!
* I was right about new MacBooks coming out! But Evil Phlegon (who likes the WBR Show) already knew I would be right, and he has his own theme!

The new bumper is from Charlie the Unicorn. Watch these videos in order, if you dare.



Featured story: Church with a USB port
I was in a church that had a power outlet and USB port at my pew. I plugged in a keyboard I had with me, and the results got me in big trouble!
Bachelor Bootcamp: proper handling of leftover pizza
Frozen-pizza leftovers go in the fridge, but can stay in there forever because of all their preservatives.
Formula for hit, viral song
[single-syllable noun] [single-syllable preposition] [single-syllable article] [another single-syllable noun]. [repeat formula]. Lookin’ like a fool with your [repeat formula].

* “Cats in the bag”
* “Fish on the grill”
* “Pants on the ground”

 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 44:41 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn029-marvin-died/
Cloverfield Camping LAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH – tRN028 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/j7VqvKSzUfs/ Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:06:45 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=224 Baking a computer in the oven, Trololololo, camping horror story, bathroom towels, and the cat is still escaping from the bag! You should listen to this episode now!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/j7VqvKSzUfs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Baking a computer in the oven, Trololololo, camping horror story, bathroom towels, and the cat is still escaping from the bag! You should listen to this episode now! Random Noodle Updates

* I baked my Sager/Alienware notebook’s video card, but freeze your dying hard drive
* Jeremy had nothing interesting to say

Feedback

* Wayne Henderson (from MediaVoiceOvers.com) explains the Green Bay Nose-Pickers
* Zackmann says Google Voice makes him interesting
* John Wilkerson (from The Jesus Geek) Trolololololoed us
* A confused Evil Phlegon (who likes the WBR Show) from the future doesn’t know what he’s doing

Featured Story: Jeremy’s camping adventure
Jeremy likes camping so much that he was committed to going camping even if no one else would go with him. This story is a mixture of cheesy horror-movie-like effects, typical male directions-handling, starvation, pants on the ground, and the little monsters from .
Bachelor Bootcamp: towels
There is no logic behind needing a new towel every time you shower because you should be getting clean in the shower, using a clean towel to dry off, so a single towel should last months!
Explanation of recent Weekly Noodlism
Brad paid us back for hijacking his show, The Thin Ice Podcast, by explaining to us the origin of “letting the cat out of the bag”:
In the Days of Yore, when a person went to market to purchase a piglet, the piglet vendor would have all the piglets prepackaged in burlap sacks. (Otherwise, the vendor would have piglets running all over the marketplace.) Some unscrupulous vendors whom were taking large piglet orders would replace one or two pigs with………..wait for it……….wait for it…………..cats. (Stray cats are apparently cheaper than piglets).
The customer would return home to the family farm and in the process of unbagging his piglets, would “let the cat out of the bag” thus revealing the truth about the transaction.
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 1:00:06 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn028-cloverfield-camping-laghlaghlaghlaghlagh/
Texas-Fried Nerf – tRN027 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/8jQdE62Iodc/ Wed, 07 Apr 2010 11:27:27 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=219 We talk about awkward and embarrassing stories (including a bathroom mistake and tech support blunder), Nerf guns, and April Fools' day.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/8jQdE62Iodc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We talk about awkward and embarrassing stories (including a bathroom mistake and tech support blunder), Nerf guns, and April Fools' day. Although not a normal episode of the Ramen Noodle™, Jeremy and I hijacked The Thin Ice Podcast as part of an April-Fools’-Day prank among the members of the Christian New Media Group.
Don’t worry; this won’t become a normal event. You can expect the regular show to be back with episode 28.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 57:29 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn027-texas-fried-nerf/
Mac and Cheese with a Side of Children – tRN026 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/4Y0U0RVY1Dg/ Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:56:06 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=207 In honor of April Fools' Day, Justin from The Space Turtle and Charley from Cross Driven Radio sneaked into the Ramen Noodle™'s studio and—between  short-sheeting his bed and installing DOS and Windows 3.1 on his studio PCs—they recorded a mock version of the Ramen Noodle™.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/4Y0U0RVY1Dg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> In honor of April Fools' Day, Justin from The Space Turtle and Charley from Cross Driven Radio sneaked into the Ramen Noodle™'s studio and—between  short-sheeting his bed and installing DOS and Windows 3.1 on his studio PCs—they recorded a mock version... Justin from The Space Turtle and Charley from Cross Driven Radio sneaked into the Ramen Noodle™’s studio and—between  short-sheeting his bed and installing DOS and Windows 3.1 on his studio PCs—they recorded a mock version of the Ramen Noodle™.
The madness starts with

* Being invaded by a 20-month-old
* Suggesting some names for the Ramen Noodle’s baby

Random Noodle Updates

* Launching new website, which was skinned by himself, which will put D.Joseph Design out of business [editor’s note: not likely]
* Hanging up on the Ramen Noodle when he realized that we had taken over his studio
* Kung Fu Ninja Mutant Noodle

Weekly Noodlism: “liar, liar, pants on fire”

* Someone’s pants need to be set on fire! “Pants on fire. Pants on fire. Liar, liar, liar with your pants on fire!”
* Scottish “Pants on the Ground”
* Wet ramen noodles mold in the sink

Featured stuff

* That stupid “Fillet O’ Fish”
* And some clever April-Fools’ pranks to play on your coworkers

Closing
Thanks to the Ramen Noodle™ for leaving his house unlocked so we could prank him, and no thanks to the lazy guard dog who almost got us killed when the Ramen Noodle™ was going to go all Hong-Kong-Phooey on us.  Special thanks to the Ramen Noodle™’s black belt, otherwise we would all be singing “GI on the ground. GI on the ground. Come on, the Ramen Noodle™, get your GI off the ground …”
Happy April Fools’ Day!
This brilliant idea for podcast hijacking came from John Wilkerson of The Jesus Geek and collaborated with the members of the Christian New Media Group. We hijacked someone else’s show, too, but we’ll share that later.

In honor of April Fools Day, Justin from The Space Turtle and Charley from Cross Driven Radio sneak into the Ramen Noodle™’s studio and in the between  short sheeting his bed and installing DOS and Windows 3.1 on his studio PC’s they recorded a mock version of the Ramen Noodle™.
Highlights from the show include:

* Being invaded by a 20 month old
* Suggesting some names for The Ramen Noodle’s baby
* the Ramen Noodle™ Update
* Hanging up on The Ramen Noodle when he realized that we had taken over his studio
* Random Noodle Update: Liar Liar, Pants On Fire
* Scottish Pants On The Ground
* That stupid Filet O Fish
* And some clever April Fools pranks to play on your co-workers

Thanks to the Ramen Noodle™ for leaving his house unlocked so we could prank him, and no thanks to the lazy guard dog who almost got us killed when tRN was going to go all Hong Kong Phooey on us.  Special thanks to tRN’s black belt, otherwise we would all be singing GI on the ground, GI on the ground come on tRN get your GI of the ground…...]]>
Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 32:26 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn026-mac-and-cheese-with-a-side-of-children/
Colon Pee – tRN025 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/0EkXTJSMyWI/ Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:46:51 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=188 Hilarity ensues as I welcome special guest Kathleen (a long-time friend and the roach lady from episode 10) and we ramble about a bunch of funny stuff, including letting the cat out of the bag, a previous Weekly Noodlism, the Slow-Food Movement, and a very special announcement.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/0EkXTJSMyWI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Hilarity ensues as I welcome special guest Kathleen (a long-time friend and the roach lady from episode 10) and we ramble about a bunch of funny stuff, including letting the cat out of the bag, a previous Weekly Noodlism, the Slow-Food Movement, Kathleen (a long-time friend and the roach lady from episode 10) and we ramble about a bunch of funny stuff, including letting the cat out of the bag, a previous Weekly Noodlism, the Slow-Food Movement, and a very special announcement.
Random Noodle Updates

* Designing a “march specials” banner for a Christian organization
* Accidentally writing the right paper for the wrong thing

Weekly Noodlism: “Letting the cat out of the bag”
Is it really a good thing to “let the cat out of the bag”? What is it doing in there, anyway? Aren’t unwanted puppies usually put in bags and thrown into a river? So if it’s a good thing, should the saying be, “let the puppy out of the bag”?
After the previous episode’s Weekly Noodlism, I share about “colon pee.”
Ramen Noodle Experience
Zackman’s feedback about Google Buzz and a question about the Slow-Food Movement:
Hi. This is a black man and I saw you were really loving buzz and then you know if it’s like name earliest it and they’re going to fix it. Later angle and I was trying to thinking about when June is because I’ve been waiting for the blackBerry at to see if that would make it more font and every time I check it says coming soon.
Hi. This is command and I had a question about the Slow Food movement because I found out I could cook Macaroni and i cracked, but, and we can get through 4 all really good idea. I’ve been. I want to work and came back in advance so I was just wondering how how long you could. Ramen noodles in the crock pot.
Special announcement
No, I won’t tell you in the show notes. You’ll just have to listen and find out!
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 51:34 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn025-colon-pee/
8 Tech Blunders – tRN024 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/gpTLbaI6U6A/ Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:01:17 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=191 Jack Bauer was not involved in this episode, but I do fly solo to tell you about my neighbor's pool, a new look on Internet initialisms, eight of my tech blunders, and the importance of going outside.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/gpTLbaI6U6A" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Jack Bauer was not involved in this episode, but I do fly solo to tell you about my neighbor's pool, a new look on Internet initialisms, eight of my tech blunders, and the importance of going outside. Random Noodle Updates
My neighbors finally got a cover for their fourth-generate pool and closed it—now that winter is almost over.
Weekly Noodlism
Instead of typing initialisms (like “LOL,” “BTW,” and such) in your texts and IMs, try spelling the letters that you type!

* “LOL” becomes “el oh el”
* “BTW” becomes “bee tee double-you”
* “IMHO” becomes “eye em aytch oh”
* “AFAIK” becomes “ay eff ay eye kay”
* “ASAP” becomes “ay es ay pee.”

Feature: 8 Tech Blunders
Even though I’m a geek, I make mistakes, too. Here are eight times when technology misbehaved for me.

* Expires Windows 7 RC1 causing a hard reboot every two hours
* Poorly chosen time to upgrade to Windows 7 Home Premium
* Wireless Internet setup just after moving into my first house
* 6-minute, 46-second Internet connection at a condo
* I bricked my router
* A notebook PC that can’t go anywhere
* My housemate’s DVD player
* Burning my notebook PC’s power supply in an airport

Bachelor Bootcamp: go outside!
Instead of staying inside on Facebook all day or letting the hours pass through the TV, go outside and get some of that high-resolution sunshine!
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 37:24 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn024-8-tech-blunders/
Frog Legs (My War with Water, Part 2) – tRN023 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/kfnkuCGnPSY/ Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:15:41 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=180 Sunday school plagued with frogs, "locusts," and kids; frog legs; pool plumbing gone terribly complicated;  She Ra, Princess of Power; and bathroom noise.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/kfnkuCGnPSY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Sunday school plagued with frogs, "locusts," and kids; frog legs; pool plumbing gone terribly complicated;  She Ra, Princess of Power; and bathroom noise. Ramen Noodle Updates
Teaching Sunday school with frog and crickets
Weekly Noodlism
Frog legs? Nah, this one really fell apart. That’s why we need your help!
Feature: pool plumbing nightmare
Or “My War with Water, Part 2” as a continuation of the never-before continued episode 6, “My War with Water, Part 1.” This time, I had to redo most of the PVC work to replace my filter with another that would “fit exactly like the old one did.” Someone lied!
Ramen Noodle Experience / feedback
She Ra, Princess of Power, called in to recap a Twitter conversation between Jeremy and me.
Bachelor Bootcamp: bathroom noise
When taking care of business in the restroom, use the vent for obvious reasons, but also to mask the noise.
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 42:25 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn023-frog-legs-my-war-with-water-part-2/
Guys Have Split-Ends, Too! – tRN022 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/7qszKpzfgZI/ Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:48:54 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=167 Don't buzz off. Run. Run to this podcast and listen to us celebrate Google Buzz with ideas for telling someone to "buzz off" and more.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/7qszKpzfgZI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Don't buzz off. Run. Run to this podcast and listen to us celebrate Google Buzz with ideas for telling someone to "buzz off" and more. Random Noodle Updates

* Man snorts in church
* Lost dog poster with phone number on it

Noodlism: “dumbfounded”
Dictionary.com definition: “to make speechless with amazement; astonish.”
Should mean “found dumb.”
Feature: Buzz Off!
In honor of Google Buzz, we have several suggestions for how to tell the annoyances in your life to buzz off.

* “Make like a tree and get out of here”—Back to the Future
* “Make like a church and split”
* “Make like my bowels and move”
* Throw mud on them, but only if they’re the right age
* And more!

Bachelor Bootcamp: folding clean clothes
If you don’t properly fold your clothes, then disaster could ensue!



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 35:57 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn022-guys-have-split-ends-too/
The Zombie Noodle – trn021 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/lZRQGieTxB0/ Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:09:17 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=164 Not many undead noodles here, but we do have some feedback, several recent holidays, ideas for future Valentine's Days, and tips for how to eat snow.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/lZRQGieTxB0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Not many undead noodles here, but we do have some feedback, several recent holidays, ideas for future Valentine's Days, and tips for how to eat snow. Random Noodle Update

* Returning a big Nerf gun to the store, lady asks, “Is there only one?” Would I have the other one in my pocket?
* Charles Darwin day—February 12
* Level-2 snow emergency and Wayne Henderson‘s crappy Southern-California weather
* Google and The Wheel of Fortune just merged. You’ll now need Google Credits to buy vowels for your searches.

Feedback & Ramen Noodle Experience

* Voicemails from Zackmann … or someone with an indentity crisis?

Yes this is a black man and I had some questions about the last from, and it’ll show first of, we gotta work as well as Atlantic in front line and then when you were pressing a button to open your car extension press red button with the picture of the person screaming or the little picture of a padlock opening and.
Yeah, this is like that again. And if you’re gonna shop in stores that have more words like bargains outlived sent dollar and them you really going to massad on the good bargains. If you don’t know the difference between the, so my day at the exploration date you know that I could really say, And now I don’t know of a what you said about the leftovers. I have been pizza. Does Boyle and wanna A but some nice mushrooms and I’ll from the package in there was a find. A. Smith. In addition, the mushrooms in it and I thought it was time for the malls following address, Rina.

* Voicemail from John Wilkerson

Hey this is john. Wilkerson from the cheesecake podcast overachievers get that info and I needed to call and just congratulate Jeremy for becoming a permanent fixture there on the And Will, I’m so excited about that. It is so cool that Jeremy is on there and hello hey hey Dan installed along with but i bye t any. Just well yesterday. I’m glad investors. God bless you. Yeah dude, yeah bye and there are living room.
Weekly Noodlism: “Re-skin”
If “skinning” something means to rip of skin, then how does “skinning a website” mean to add skin? And how is it possible to re-skin a website?
Featured story: Ten nonromatic things you should have done on Valentine’s Day

* Memorize the presidents
* Have a movie or TV-show marathon
* Try to evolve
* Eat at Taco Bell
* Reorganize your shirts
* Experiment with herbs to see what gives you the worst bad breath
* Drink lots of soda and try to burp loud enough to shake the water in a glass
* Try different flavors of seasoning packets in ramen noodles
* Organize your Facebook friends into lists
* Go play in the snow with action figures

Bachelor Bootcamp
Avoid snow of any color other than pure white (red, yellow, brown, gray, etc.) and how to make snowcream.
 





Yeah, this is like that again. And if you’re gonna shop in stores that have more words like bargains outlived sent dollar and them you really going to massad on the good bargains. If you don’t know the difference between the, so my day at the exploration date you know that I could really say, And now I don’t know of a what you said about the leftovers. I have been pizza. Does Boyle and wanna A but some nice mushrooms and I’ll from the package in there was a find. A. Smith. In addition, the mushrooms in it and I thought it was time for the malls following address, Rina.








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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 42:58 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn021-the-zombie-noodle/
Of Fleas and Phlegon – tRN020 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/NlBzjkU2a-c/ Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:08:39 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=142 Lost predictions came true, locked out of my car, French feedback, flea infestation, and leftovers and expiration dates. Come join the ceremonial twentieth episode, now with an indefinitely permanent cohost!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/NlBzjkU2a-c" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Lost predictions came true, locked out of my car, French feedback, flea infestation, and leftovers and expiration dates. Come join the ceremonial twentieth episode, now with an indefinitely permanent cohost! Welcome, Jeremy (AKA “Phlegon”)!
I’m pleased to announce that Jeremy has joined to now be my indefinitely permanent cohost! Please welcome him!
Random Noodle Update

* Lost predictions came true! We just haven’t seen them yet. And there won’t be six more seasons of Lost.
* Locked out of my running car!
* Should we do a podcast after 36 hours of no sleep?

Ramen Noodle Experience

* “If you like ramen, then you’ll love this: Ramen Decision” (YouTube video)
* Voicemail from Pierre (is he really French and calling from France?)

Hello miss the Ramen Noodle™ Lewis, This is Pierre and you have insult me, seeing my language that language of love sounds like the Comment, Hi, just things sound better in French like the English weird smorgasbord phones much better has buffet. I’m almost tempted to make fun of your home, Cincinnati, but I just, you know. Mike Venus fly trap and Johnny fever too much for that.


Weekly Noodlism: “the LHC will collapse”
Remember “ATM Machine” from episode 19? Watch the ending of “Where U Goin’ 2?” from Homestar Runner.
Featured story

* Flea infestation
* MacGyver episode that makes me itch!

Bachelor Bootcamp
Leftovers and expiration dates.
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 50:18 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn020-of-fleas-and-phlegon/
Life, the Universe, and Lost – tRN019 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/rp-m29MCuoU/ Tue, 02 Feb 2010 03:38:40 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=134 Having a “Michael Jackson moment,” karate airline pilots, a caffeinless Jeremy, Alvin Chipmunk joins us, we discuss Lost theories, five uses for the Apple iPad, and the importance of shoelaces. Join the comedy! Here are the crickets I wanted Watch the Twilight: Modern Warfare 2 trailer: Please suggest a joke with the punchline of “There […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/rp-m29MCuoU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Having a “Michael Jackson moment,” karate airline pilots, a caffeinless Jeremy, Alvin Chipmunk joins us, we discuss Lost theories, five uses for the Apple iPad, and the importance of shoelaces. Join the comedy! Jeremy, Alvin Chipmunk joins us, we discuss Lost theories, five uses for the Apple iPad, and the importance of shoelaces. Join the comedy!

Here are the crickets I wanted
Watch the Twilight: Modern Warfare 2 trailer:
Please suggest a joke with the punchline of “There were sixty cows!”
Weekly Noodlism
To make fun of those signs that redundantly say, “ATM machine” or “Adobe AIR,” I suggest “for your FYI,” “too much TMI,” “estimated ETA,” and “as ASAP as possible.” What else can we corrupt?
Lost season-six theories

* Walt will return to fall in love with Juliet’s baby
* Sawyer will pursue his calling in children’s ministry
* Juliet Burke’s name is close enough to the initials J.C., so she may reincarnate as the savior of the island
* Juliet is pregnant with Jack Bauer
* Since Juliet’s initials are J.B., she will reincarnate as the Jack Bauer with whom she is pregnant

Five uses for the new Apple iPad


* The new Bachelor iPad for learning how to cook
* Nose-blowing device for measuring your spray factor, which is how I theorize the event logo was created.
* A color Etch-a-sketch with one button!
* The heating iPad to keep you warm when you’re both in sleep mode
* The iPad will replace the Wii Fit/Balance Board so that you can Wii on the iPad (and its multitouch capabilities will allow multiplayer, so it can bring families uncomfortably close together to Wii on the iPad together)

 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 39:09 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn019-life-the-universe-and-lost/
The One with All the Singing – tRN018 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Bz9eZaW77UU/ Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:03:27 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=128 My little sister sings from the restroom, a singing man gave me a ride after my car’s engine stopped singing, the sponge is for making your dishes sing, and we sing along to WBR Show‘s “Don’t Stop Your Tweeting.” Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again. Ramen Noodle Experience From Kory: I think I mentioned […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Bz9eZaW77UU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> My little sister sings from the restroom, a singing man gave me a ride after my car’s engine stopped singing, the sponge is for making your dishes sing, and we sing along to WBR Show‘s “Don’t Stop Your Tweeting.” Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again. WBR Show‘s “Don’t Stop Your Tweeting.” Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again.

Ramen Noodle Experience
From Kory:
I think I mentioned this before but I ruined my first Teflon pan because when the directions said season the pan, I did not know that meant to heat oil the pan until oil sets in the pan and remember to turn it off before it the oil burns.
I started using a cast iron pan and that you need to season it every time you wash it.
Kids these days have it easy crock pots come with removable pots and you can put them in the dishwasher just not the part with the electrical cord.
So when your food starts on fire remember you can throw salt on the fire to put it out but flour is not a good idea.
Kory
PS Do you agree with the melon smashing comedian who said something like men should learn how to cook because women like a guy who understands the concept of simmer?
Weekly Noodlism
Change “Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today” to “Don’t put off today what you can do tomorrow” to feel better about your procrastinating.
Feedback
Google Voice message from John Wilkerson of The Jesus Geek:
There is the good luck with the to show up. Anyway, this is john. Wilkerson, Yes, the Jesus geek which you can find more information about that podcast over Jesus keep that info and Daniel. I. I have a challenge here for you. Thanks, have a challenge for you when I have done is. I have called might, on the voicemail line and left a message and I’m gonna use the cool translated transcript, and I’m going to read that to you and my thinking is that by reading this to you. You’ll get the actual real words instead of the global translation so let’s try to stop all. By the way, you may have to believe about one of these words I don’t know how you feel about this particular work but It refers to adopt the. So fair warning. Okay, here come pick up the transcript, hey deal with this is Johnny Wilkerson Jesus geek. Yeah. Bye Bye Black [—censored for your enjoyment—]. Feel free to use his gate dot info and if you need efforts to fool Doug will translate her. I’m actually leaving a voicemail on my old voicemail lines and then what I’m gonna do is i love the pull up the transcription and call your number and see if it actually works to strange prided correctly. Hi speak in the words of the transcription you probably have no idea what I’m talking about right now and what to do here at the actual message to you really won’t know what I’m talking about. Okay thanks bye. So let’s see if that makes any sense. I’ve read the translation of the transcription from the cools. I gave it back to you. So I figure that should resolved the whole translation issue, but it probably will. That’s it. Bye.
Voice memo from Wayne Henderson of Media Voiceovers, FringeCasting with Wayne & Dan podcast, Lost Podcast, and a ton of others. Wayne brings his parallel-universe knowledge and experience to help Jeremy’s Jim Locker problem.
 



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Sour Milk, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny? – tRN017 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/zUh6rPMt3WI/ Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:41:20 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=123 <p>I locked myself in my room with hand lotion, <a href="http://twitter.com/phlegon">Jeremy</a> about locked himself out of his locker, and Mike washing the butter with the dishes after dinner all told in the Random Noodle Update. My featured story is about my recent "sour" events in children's church. WARNING: milk was involved, and children under 21 shouldn't listen because we spoil Santa Claus. Speaking of spoilers, I also share about my new trend on Twitter that I call <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BibleSpoilers">#BibleSpoilers</a>. Check it out and join the fun!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/zUh6rPMt3WI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> I locked myself in my room with hand lotion, Jeremy about locked himself out of his locker, and Mike washing the butter with the dishes after dinner all told in the Random Noodle Update. My featured story is about my recent "sour" events in children's... Jeremy about locked himself out of his locker, and Mike washing the butter with the dishes after dinner all told in the Random Noodle Update. My featured story is about my recent “sour” events in children’s church. WARNING: milk was involved, and children under 21 shouldn’t listen because we spoil Santa Claus. Speaking of spoilers, I also share about my new trend on Twitter that I call #BibleSpoilers. Check it out

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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 45:26 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn017-sour-milk-santa-claus-and-the-easter-bunny/
The Movie Sequels and Prequels of 2010 – tRN016 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/d-fCj1TQbjI/ Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:21:13 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=115 We talk about what we expect to dread seeing in the theaters in 2010.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/d-fCj1TQbjI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> We talk about what we expect to dread seeing in the theaters in 2010. Jeremy, my housemate Mike, and I talk about what we expect to dread seeing in the theaters in 2010.
The Seasoning packets



* Back from Christmas and a happy new year!
* Is 2010 pronounced “twenty-ten” or “two-thousand ten”? Perhaps TwentyNot2000.com knows!
* Expected movie sequels and prequels in 2010:

* District 10
* 10
* Ten
* Oceans 10
* The Whole Ten Yards


* Google Voice transciption (hey, NLcast! I did it first!) of Wayne Henderson‘s voicemail (including French!):



Hey Daniel, This is Wayne Henderson over at media voice overs, dot, com and of course you can call me on Twitter at. T. W. W. H, which is sharper tuning in with Wayne Anderson. I’ve enjoyed last few episodes of the Roman noodle actually enjoyed almost all of them and in fact they’ve been moved to. If I don’t wanna learn some French because of your experience with French and taking your advice on how to properly squeak French and let me preface all this by saying I can’t wait to find out how your google voice translation service State transcribes does for you. But basically, that I speak French. In a way that makes it sound like you’re about the apartment. I guess I’m taking. At the heart information of a from you as I try to ask politely for a cheese on that. Here we go. I got him off. Hi Jim cost.
 



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 30:40 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn016-the-movie-sequels-and-prequels-of-2010/
Tofurkey Poop – tRN015 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/CkK2fOAjXGo/ Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:16:49 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=111 Erik Fisher from WBR Show joined me for a fun conversation about life, the universe, and tofurkey poop.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/CkK2fOAjXGo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Erik Fisher from WBR Show joined me for a fun conversation about life, the universe, and tofurkey poop. Erik Fisher from WBR Show joined me for a fun conversation about life, the universe, and tofurkey poop.
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Closing
Thanks to Erik for joining me again! I’ll be offlive until the Eleventieth of 2010 (which I think means January 11, 2010), but the show will still go on!
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, or leave sanity by following me on Twitter. You can also help support the show by doing your Christmas shopping through my

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Praying Over Doggy Vomit – tRN014 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/MdRKbADdYUU/ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:35:46 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=107 Don't feed your dog any <a href="http://www.theramennoodle.com/2009/013/">soap-washed chicken</a>, or it may just vomit all over the place!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/MdRKbADdYUU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Don't feed your dog any soap-washed chicken, or it may just vomit all over the place! soap-washed chicken, or it may just vomit all over the place!
The seasoning packets:

* Ramen Noodle Experience (RNX): No submitted stories, and no voicemails. Send me something!
* Featured store: “Praying Over Doggy Vomit”

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Closing
Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again! I’ll be offlive until the Eleventieth of 2010 (which I think means January 11, 2010), but the show will still go on! Join me for Episode 15 and hear an epic dual of podcasting proportions

with WBR Show‘s Erik Fisher.
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, or leave sanity by following me on Twitter. You can also help support the show by doing your Christmas shopping through my

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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 10:10 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn014-praying-over-doggy-vomit/
The Chicken Is Revolting – tRN013 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/g3sO8b3pH44/ Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:06:09 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=104 Have you ever knowingly cooked bad chicken?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/g3sO8b3pH44" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Have you ever knowingly cooked bad chicken? The seasoning packets:

* Ramen Noodle Experience (RNX): No submitted stories, and no voicemails. Send me something!
* Featured store: “The Chicken Is Revolting”

Closing
Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again! I’ll be offlive until the Eleventieth of 2010 (which I think means January 11, 2010), but the show will still go on! Join me for Episode 15 and hear an epic dual of podcasting proportions with WBR Show‘s Erik Fisher.
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, or leave sanity by following me on Twitter. You can also help support the show by doing your Christmas shopping through my

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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 15:39 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn013-the-chicken-is-revolting/
Things to Be Thankful For (at Thanksgiving) – tRN012 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/MMFqGo8LFzg/ Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:34:53 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=100 Just before Thanksgiving, Jeremy joins me to talk about a Mac that sees dead people, a "piece of cake," "things to be thankful for," and what elite bachelor/ettes should avoid at Thanksgiving.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/MMFqGo8LFzg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Just before Thanksgiving, Jeremy joins me to talk about a Mac that sees dead people, a "piece of cake," "things to be thankful for," and what elite bachelor/ettes should avoid at Thanksgiving.
* Ramen Noodle Experience (RNX): No submitted stories, and no voicemails. Send me something!
* Random Noodle Update: offlive until the Eleventieth of 2010, and my Mac sees dead people (thanks

to Dropbox!)
* Weekly Noodlism (thanks, Chuck!): “easy as pie” / “piece of cake”
* Featured store: “What to Be Thankful For”
* Bachelor Bootcamp: what elite bachelor/ettes should avoid eating at Thanksgiving

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Featured story: “What to Be Thankful For”

* Microwave ovens
* “Just add water” meals in Styrofoam cups
* Restaurants open on Thanksgiving
* Large sinks that hold lots of dirty dishes
* Opportunities to get lots of free food
* YouTube

Bachelor Bootcamp
Wrong things for an elite bachelor/ette to eat at Thanksgiving (unless they taste incredibly good):

* Sweet potato casserole
* Fruit salad
* Ramen noodles

Closing
Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again! I’ll be offlive until the Eleventieth of 2010 (which I think

means January 11, 2010), but the show will still go on! Join me for Episode 15 and hear an epic dual of podcasting proportions with WBR Show‘s Erik Fisher.
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you, especially your Ramen Noodle Experiences! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, or leave sanity by following me on Twitter. You can also help support the show by doing your Christmas shopping through my

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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 30:52 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn012-things-to-be-thankful-for-at-thanksgiving/
The Google Noodle – tRN011 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/heCxsISS0HQ/ Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:25:24 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=99 Crazy Google Voice transcriptions, parachutes at work, "persona non grata," "The Google Noodle," basic exercises, and "Don't Stop Your Tweeting" song.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/heCxsISS0HQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Crazy Google Voice transcriptions, parachutes at work, "persona non grata," "The Google Noodle," basic exercises, and "Don't Stop Your Tweeting" song.
* Ramen Noodle Experience (RNX): No submitted stories, but I share voicemails from Wayne Henderson and John Wilkerson
* Random Noodle Update: parachutes at work and a self-confessed, sugar-high kid
* Weekly Noodlism: “persona non grata“
* Featured store: “The Google Noodle”
* Bachelor Bootcamp: basic exercises

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RNX: Fun with Google Voice transcriptions
Google Voice doesn’t do the best job of transcribing voicemail. Here is exactly what I received as the transcriptions of my two voicemails.
Voicemail from Wayne Henderson
but i thought that ohh hey jeff neil this is wayne anderson from the french casting with we need anton can wildcats even when again on saturday next few others as well listen i did most recent roman noodle project regarding about

the postal workers
and not being able to set the know what to do or among other things and even though i know you’re in southern california i think i might actually live close to your area cincinnati and some sort of like alternate universe because i think i have some of the same issues that doesn’t sound like postal workers i never got a lot to do but there’s a sign so i might i don’t think so but anyway i just want to call let you know enjoying the podcast once we’ve you could just drop by there and the robin empire i guess is living on this is way we will talk to you later daniel so yeah bye
Voicemail from John Wilkerson
Hey Daniel, This is John. Wilkerson from the cheesecake, podcasts, and I’m commenting on your latest Rama knew who want to talk about your

You’re boldly bagels
. It sounds like to me what happen is they have been in experience bagel maker. They’re putting the bagels in the bag while they’re still warm and what that does is it the more you know generates more sure and the mold and fees on the more sure in the warmth and they mould earlier. So what you do is when you get your bagels you get home. The open the bag up for about 5 minutes close it back up and put it in the fridge and then that should take care of that that molding problem, it’s you know whoever baked that base they were probably in a Hurry, ends, dot, com in in the back to you soon. I don’t know. I’m just speculating in again. Walmart could just be trying to poison you too. So that’s all I have to say thanks bye.
Featured story: “The Google Noodle”
Sixteen weird ways that people have come to my site via a Google search.

* “improve ramen noodles”
* “Is ramen noodles 1 long noodle?”
* “Can I feed ramen to my dog?”
* “peanut butter ramen noodles”
* “eating ramen noodles every day”
* “smack ramen noodles”
* “How long do ramen noodles last?”
* “Do ramen noodles mold?”
* “Weighing garage door
* “did what I did if I”
* “does ramen make your face bloat”
* “security awareness for bathrooms”
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 34:19 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn011-the-google-noodle/
tRN010: Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/cmyyzMHiMi0/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:48:22 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=97 "Romancing the Roaches," Walmart's moldy bagels and a song about them, "a shot in the arm," which direction to wash dishes, and "Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette."<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/cmyyzMHiMi0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> "Romancing the Roaches," Walmart's moldy bagels and a song about them, "a shot in the arm," which direction to wash dishes, and "Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette." @Phlegon.
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This episode contains the following seasoning packets:

* Ramen Noodle Experience (RNX): “Romancing the Roaches” from Kathleen
* Random Noodle Update: Walmart’s moldy bagels and parody song to the tune of “This Is the Day”
* Weekly Noodlism: “A shot in the arm”
* Bachelor Bootcamp: Which direction to wash dishes

Featured story: Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette
10. Starbucks is closed

9. Running out of toilet paper or paper towels

8. TV or Internet stops working

7. Restaurants without “all you can eat”

6. “Singles'” groups and websites

5. Someone knocking on the front door

4. A broken microwave oven

3. The price of ramen noodles jumps by 2 cents

2. Running out of the secret pizza stash under the bed

1. Out of ramen noodles (popcorn, macaroni and cheese, or similar bachelor food)
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, or leave sanity by following me on Twitter.
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 43:09 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn010-top-ten-scariest-things-for-a-bachelorette/
tRN009: Ramen Noodle Experiences (RNX) - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/FCexyATK-cc/ Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:50:55 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=95 What is a "Ramen Noodle Experience"? "Gives a leg up," rotten potatoes, cooking and dirty dishes, and more. All in this first weekly, live episode!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/FCexyATK-cc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> What is a "Ramen Noodle Experience"? "Gives a leg up," rotten potatoes, cooking and dirty dishes, and more. All in this first weekly, live episode! Sponsors

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What is a “Ramen Noodle Experience”? Please submit your own story to feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or (903) 231-2221
Weekly Noodlism: “gives a leg up”
Featured story: rotten potatoes
Bachelor Bootcamp—Cooking and dirty dishes
Thanks for listening! I’d love to hear from you! Leave a comment on this episode, leave a rating and review in iTunes, leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221, email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, or leave sanity by following me on Twitter.
Also check out my new podcast Are You Just Watching to learn “critical thinking for the entertained Christian.”
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Special Announcement: Unscripted, Scheduled, and Live - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/qhavlG_m8cE/ Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:45:18 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=91 I've had it with the ridiculously huge amount of time it takes to produce a real the Ramen Noodle™ episode! Rather than give up or just keep putting it off, I'm throwing away the script, putting myself on a schedule, and inviting you to join me live!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/qhavlG_m8cE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> I've had it with the ridiculously huge amount of time it takes to produce a real the Ramen Noodle™ episode! Rather than give up or just keep putting it off, I'm throwing away the script, putting myself on a schedule, and inviting you to join me live! theRamenNoodle.com/live.
I’m completely changing my format and would love to feature your own “Ramen Noodle moments.” You can email those in written or audio form to feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call (903) 231-2221. I reserve the right to edit for brevity, clarity, or just to make you funnier.
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Parkour vs. Park Bench—OUCH! (Random Noodle Update) - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/IV5a1BTV5DE/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:30:30 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=87 <p>While at <a href="http://www.PodCampOhio.com">PodCamp Ohio 2</a>, I decided to practice some <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour">Parkour</a> at the Ohio State University Campus. This didn't go as well as I had hoped.</p> <p>And please help promote the Ramen Noodle™ by clicking this button:</p> <p><a href="http://cleancasts.com/in.php?id=76" target="_blank"><img src="http://cleancasts.com/rank/?id=76" border="0" alt="Clean Casts" /></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/IV5a1BTV5DE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> While at PodCamp Ohio 2, I decided to practice some Parkour at the Ohio State University Campus. This didn't go as well as I had hoped. And please help promote the Ramen Noodle™ by clicking this button: PodCamp Ohio 2, I decided to practice some Parkour at the Ohio State University Campus. This didn’t go as well as I had hoped. And my friends Jeremy, Cliff Ravenscraft (from GSPN.tv and Podcast Answer Man, and Daniel Johnson Jr. (from How I Got My Job) were my uncompassionate witnesses.
Please help promote this podcast by telling someone about it, and especially by clicking (and getting your friends to click) the new Clean Casts button:

I plan to do a future episode with my housebuddies about our funny pet peeve or the funny trademarks we each have. If you’d like to share your own roommate/housemate/whatever pet peeves or funny stories for our show, please leave a voicemail on my listener line (903) 231-2221, or email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 11:42 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu090704/
RNU: Stand-Up Comedy at B3 Show - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/_aDIqCiuYP4/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:10:59 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=85 I should start Podcasters Anonymous for podcasters who need help not podfading. But I refuse to podfade, especially after speaking three times at PodCamp Ohio 2! In this update, I share my recording from a recent stand-up comedy performance at a local church.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/_aDIqCiuYP4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> I should start Podcasters Anonymous for podcasters who need help not podfading. But I refuse to podfade, especially after speaking three times at PodCamp Ohio 2! In this update, I share my recording from a recent stand-up comedy performance at a local ... PodCamp Ohio 2! In this update, I share my recording from a recent stand-up comedy performance at a local church.

* What I do during and after the hand-shaking time of church services.
* How I feel about and answer “How are you?” questions.
* How people in the Midwest, West Virginia, California, and Texas might react to hitting a deer with their cars.
* I switched from a $230 Braun shaver to an edged razor, with no instructions!

If you’d like to help me find more outlets for some stand-up comedy performances, you have tips for helping me improve my voice acting, or you want to respond to this episode, do it here in the comments, call the listener line at (903) 231-2221, or email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 18:09 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-stand-up-comedy-at-b3-show/
Unweekly Lost Podcast 1 (maybe the only one!) - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/rVMDlj_kvKc/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:39:50 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=82 Since Cliff and Stephanie of <a href="http://www.gspn.tv">GSPN.tv</a> didn't do their <a href="http://www.weeklylostpodcast.com">Weekly Lost Podcast</a> this week, my friend Jeremy and I decided to fill in for them.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/rVMDlj_kvKc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Since Cliff and Stephanie of GSPN.tv didn't do their Weekly Lost Podcast this week, my friend Jeremy and I decided to fill in for them. GSPN.tv didn’t do their Weekly Lost Podcast this week, my friend Jeremy and I decided to fill in for them. In this episode, we discussed the following clips:
We also speculated on what might be in the final episodes of season five, as well as the story arcs of season six.
The music that many of us are familiar hearing before Cliff’s live shows is from Captain and the Kings.
We were also honored to have Smokey with us to answer some questions in a brief interview.
Please don’t expect anything serious!



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Random Noodle Update: I’m Wondering Who Has the Best Cream Soda - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/7X_b13pXB8o/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:01:29 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=81 Just me and my housebuddy comparing Natural Brew Vanilla Cream Soda with the incumbent A&W Sparkling Vanilla Cream Soda, and a challenge with a reward!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/7X_b13pXB8o" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Just me and my housebuddy comparing Natural Brew Vanilla Cream Soda with the incumbent A&W Sparkling Vanilla Cream Soda, and a challenge with a reward!


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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 12:53 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu090419/
RNU: Call Me the Lord of the Rent - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/1gQUAwePG3w/ Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:41:19 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=80 Proper titles for me and the guy renting a room from me, an "on-a-whim" trip from Cincinnati to somewhere in New York, and why you shouldn't dive into toilets.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/1gQUAwePG3w" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Proper titles for me and the guy renting a room from me, an "on-a-whim" trip from Cincinnati to somewhere in New York, and why you shouldn't dive into toilets.
* I introduce you to my housebuddy Mike and we discuss my proper title, “Lord of the Ren”; as well as why we call him the “housebuddy.” (Yes, I registered LordoftheRent.com.)
* We talk about Mike’s “on-a-whim” trip from Cincinnati to somewhere in New York and beyond.
* Why you shouldn’t dive into toilets.

Like I say each time, please leave a comment or email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com, or leave a voicemail at (903) 231-2221. You can also follow me on Twitter. Mike had a Twitter account once—he got it on a whim—but he never updates it and doesn’t remember what it was.
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 12:12 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-call-me-the-lord-of-the-rent/
The Puny Postal People – tRN008 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/n2wD_kBRzBU/ Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:43:29 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=74 Despite our country being "under new management," I've noticed no improvements to my daily life, so I'm calling for an impeachment … of the local post office people! I have three reasons.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/n2wD_kBRzBU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Despite our country being "under new management," I've noticed no improvements to my daily life, so I'm calling for an impeachment … of the local post office people! I have three reasons. As the word sounds, and mostly true to the dictionary.com definition, “hiatus” is a disease that creates fissures in the bones of broadcasters and their productions. This results in awkward gaps in the broadcast schedule. Professional medical, psychological, and astrophysical expertise is sought in attempts to fill these gaps with Silly Putty, random mumblings, single-episode-appearing invented characters that only end up buried alive, and the toasted wood shavings from the nearest Motel 8’s doorposts. Obviously, such attempts are not met with acceptance by the general following, and so, most people just pretend that nothing else was released during that time, and instead call it by its proper medical title: hiatus.
the Ramen Noodle™ (um, the show, that is. Not me.) has recovered from one such hiatus as well (apparently, I’m still undergoing treatment for something). These consequential gaps in this hiatus were filled with such attempts as earning my karate black belt, getting a housebuddy, upgrading my studio equipment, and, oh yeah, a new government administration change. Truly, this hiatus has been quite a mixup rather unlike the coffee-less taste of heaven that Starbucks made for me last week when I requested a caramel Frappuccino without espresso. It was good (even though it was really just an expensive, glorified milkshake). Everything that I ever believed tasted bad about a Frappuccino (sometimes called a “frap” by those in the nose) was suddenly gone when the coffee was removed. Hence proving my point that coffee tastes terrible.
So, okay, the United S of A is “under new management,” but I have yet to see policy changes that positively affect my daily life! You know exactly what I’m talking about, and I think there may be no recourse but to call for impeachment. That’s right! I want to impeach … my local post office workers.
I think I’m fully justified in calling for such action based on three grounds—well, four, if you count the ground they trample under their black-shoed feet, but this fact is already obvious, so I need not address it. (Ha ha. Get it? “Address it”? Nevermind.)
Grievance #1: Weak Leadership
Being official government representatives to me through my mailbox, I would expect strong leaders, people who can stand up for what’s right, lift the packages that aren’t light, and close my mailbox tight.
I think my post office has employed a bunch of weaklings. Almost every day that I get my mail (which works out to be split into three divisions each week: Monday and Thursday, Friday and Wednesday, and Tuesday and Saturday—I don’t check my mail any day between those), the mailbox door is left open. Come on! It really doesn’t take that much strength to close a mailbox, does it? Yes, I know that I’m a black belt and have fine-tuned my deadly mailbox-closing skills so that I can close a thousand mailboxes with just a single running-jumping-flying-spinning-roundhouse kick (which is actually easier to do than it is to say). I remember my days before karate in which closing a mailbox really took little to no effort. But for my local fence-post-office officials, this must be too much to ask.
The problems this creates are innumerable (mostly because there aren’t enough to actually number), but annoying nonetheless.
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 16:58 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn008-the-puny-postal-people/
RNU: I’m Geeking Out to Bring It Back In - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/tImWOLjnzAg/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:41:28 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=71 My return from hiatus, upcoming test for karate black belt, and the unboxing of my new audio equipment.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/tImWOLjnzAg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> My return from hiatus, upcoming test for karate black belt, and the unboxing of my new audio equipment. To show my commitment to this podcast and the new podcast I’m about to launch, I purchased some new equipment from Cliff Ravenscraft of GSPN and Podcast Answer Man (he’s not paying me to say that, I’m just doing it out of genuine gratefulness), and I give a live unboxing in the show!
And like I always say, please comment on the website or email me, rate the show in iTunes, follow me on Twitter, produced and sponsored by D.Joseph Design, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I want to get this thing posted!



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 16:41 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-im-geeking-out-to-bring-it-back-in/
RNU: The Tea to Make Colds Worse - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/y_8HN6ReVRE/ Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:30:54 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=69 A cup of tea during my cold that didn't go so well.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/y_8HN6ReVRE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> A cup of tea during my cold that didn't go so well. CAUTION: If cold-based noises gross you out, then you probably don’t want to listen to this episode.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please leave a comment on the website, leave a rating and review in iTunes, or email me your questions or comments. And you can leave all sanity behind by following me on Twitter.
the Ramen Noodle™ is produced and sponsored by D.Joseph Design.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 4:58 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-the-tea-to-make-colds-worse/
RNU: The Show Must Go On - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Z6Gq8ts4B-8/ Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:06:13 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=65 I have my third cold in two months, but because I'm insanely dedicated to my insanity, I decided that the show must go on! You may regret hearing how bad I sound when I have a cold.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Z6Gq8ts4B-8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> I have my third cold in two months, but because I'm insanely dedicated to my insanity, I decided that the show must go on! You may regret hearing how bad I sound when I have a cold. If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please leave a comment on the website, a rating and review in iTunes, or email me your questions to be answered in a future episode (like Kory did!). You can also stalk me on Twitter.
the Ramen Noodle™ is produced and sponsored by D.Joseph Design.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 3:14 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-the-show-must-go-on/
RNU: A Moment of Silence for the Moment of Silence - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/u8_csB3yiTY/ Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:28:36 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=63 Join me as I celebrate and honor the potentially last moment of silence before my housemate arrives.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/u8_csB3yiTY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Join me as I celebrate and honor the potentially last moment of silence before my housemate arrives. No, it really won’t be bad. You know I’m just having fun. He’ll laugh, too, when he hears it.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 2:33 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-a-moment-of-silence-for-the-moment-of-silence/
RNU: I’ll Have a Hamburger with My Grease, Please - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Qg608OQNKpM/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:49:13 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=60 Grilling burgers on a skillet and answers for what to do with undesired ramen noodles seasoning packets.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Qg608OQNKpM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Grilling burgers on a skillet and answers for what to do with undesired ramen noodles seasoning packets. Kory, from Antioch, California, wrote in to ask:
Dear Ramen Noodle,
I have had a noodle problem, when I buy at Costco it is 40% less for a big case of Ramen Noodles but half are beef favored and everyone in the house like chicken flavor more so what do I do with the beef flavored? I haven’t tried bullion yet.
Kory
Listen to the episode to hear my response to Kory’s problem.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please leave a comment on the website, a rating and review in iTunes, or email me your questions to be answered in a future episode (like Kory did!). You can also stalk me on Twitter.
the Ramen Noodle™ is produced and sponsored by D.Joseph Design.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 11:03 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-ill-have-a-hamburger-with-my-grease-please/
RNU: They’re Not Charging Me for That! - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/Yra49f5mLjM/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:09:30 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=58 I was offered basic cable TV for free … but was it really free? This may be a little bit of a rant on a nonexistent soapbox, but maybe you'll enjoy it.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/Yra49f5mLjM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> I was offered basic cable TV for free … but was it really free? This may be a little bit of a rant on a nonexistent soapbox, but maybe you'll enjoy it. If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please leave a comment on the website, a rating and review in iTunes, or email me your questions to be answered in a future episode (like one person did!). You can also stalk me on Twitter.
the Ramen Noodle™ is produced and sponsored by D.Joseph Design—with a brand new website!



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 7:09 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-theyre-not-charging-me-for-that/
RNU: The Stuff I Do for Free Stuff - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/1SpXuhDmquA/ Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:02:26 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=57 I love freebies! But often, these freebies come at the price of a good story. Listen to a couple of my fun freebie experiences.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/1SpXuhDmquA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> I love freebies! But often, these freebies come at the price of a good story. Listen to a couple of my fun freebie experiences. Do you want to get free DVD rentals from RedBox? Then subscribe to Inside Redbox.
If you enjoy the Ramen Noodle™, please comment on the website, email me, or leave a comment in iTunes. You can also stalk me on Twitter.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 6:13 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-the-stuff-i-do-for-free-stuff/
RNU: Sell-by Dates Need Much Better Names - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/LYHQsl7e8Qo/ Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:50:27 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=55 Sell-by dates, a secret just between you and me, and my peanut butter predicts the end of the world. Listen or download now!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/LYHQsl7e8Qo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Sell-by dates, a secret just between you and me, and my peanut butter predicts the end of the world. Listen or download now!
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 3:53 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-sell-by-dates-need-much-better-names/
The True Election Solution – tRN007 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/P5Ppsvd_Il8/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:08:30 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=31 With the elections at hand, I present the true solution for our nation's issues.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/P5Ppsvd_Il8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> With the elections at hand, I present the true solution for our nation's issues. My fellow Americans, I come to you out of the deepness of my heart (because God knows if I came to you out of the deepness of my pockets—well, you’d get quite a shallow show—and if you’re reading this, you missed me having fun with “shallow show”). In the pit of my stomach, not only do I have leftovers of some chicken that I’m not sure that I had thoroughly cooked, but I also have a real concern about the elections this Tuesday.
A lot of people are saying that America’s future hangs in the balance with the 2008 presidential race. First of all, let’s consider the deeper meaning of that statement: “hangs in the balance.” Honestly, I just can’t see how this can be possible in any situation. Is “the balance” a place like Weight Watchers or Zune’s nebulous “the social”? If so, is this really a bad thing? America, after all, could stand to lose a few pounds.
Or is this somehow a visual metaphor? Even then, balance is not even a slight fear for a hanging item. Do people go to the circus to see a tightrope hanger? NO! Big deal. There’s nothing special or even remotely exciting about hanging in the balance. Even ye olde pirates who was hanged would agree that balance is the least of their worries. Arrgh! Perhaps we should, instead, say that America’s future stands in the balance. But then again, if it’s standing in the balance, then I’d say things are going pretty well. But I digress (do you really ever know me not to digress?).
There are a lot of important issues to be decided in this election, and both major candidates, Obama and Pali—I mean McCain, have their unique and mostly mutually exclusive solutions. My friends, I have discovered the one and only solution to all of our problems. This solution extends across party lines and into the core of the issues like an arrow strikes into the heart of its victim.
My solution … is ramen noodles.
Yeah, yeah, laugh if you want. But I just can’t believe how silent all of the candidates have been on this! We need a reformed campaign to push the Ramen Noodle™ platform! What? You don’t believe ramen noodles are the solution? Then allow me to prove it to you by outlining my simple plan.
The Economic Crisis
Despite President W’s failed attempts at keeping the gas prices high and instead being responsible for the unbelievable drop in the value of gasoline, we do truly find ourselves in a crisis of dollar-bill proportions!
How did we get in this mess? It’s not like we were crawling across the playset slide before our dad was done putting it together and we stuck our hands in some dog mess and then ran to our mom with hand outstretched saying, “Look it!” Ugh! That was a traumatic event in my childhood. But the real reality is simple: we defied the laws of gravity and threw up more credit cards and loans than money that would fall from the sky into our purses and wallets.
Anybody with a mind for a brain would recognize that we need to reduce spending. But it takes someone with a really bright noodle to know how we can do that. My friends, I have that solution. We need to stop eating—you thought I was going to stop there, didn’t you?—extravagant meals and instead drop down to the Ramen Noodle™ diet. Consider that the average home meal costs $2.00–$2.50 per person, while fast-food is often twice that, and sit-down meals at restaurants are at least three times the cost or closer to the price of a small car! How much do ramen noodles cost? Only 15–25 cents—those are pennies, baby!—and even better if you buy them in bulk. (That is, from the right places! I’ve discovered that Meijer’s bulk price for a box of ramen noodles is more expensive than buying the same number of individual packages.)
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 13:43 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn007-the-true-election-solution/
RNU: Six Money-Saving Summer Cooling Tips - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/r0QkN2bYv44/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:45:27 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/?p=22 It's summer time and we all like to stay cool and yet save money. Listen to my friend Jeremy and me discuss six money-saving tips for keeping your home and yourself cool in the hot weather.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/r0QkN2bYv44" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> It's summer time and we all like to stay cool and yet save money. Listen to my friend Jeremy and me discuss six money-saving tips for keeping your home and yourself cool in the hot weather. Jeremy and me discuss six money-saving tips for keeping your home and yourself cool in the hot weather.

* Leave the refrigerator open
* Turn on the oven and leave it open
* Place ice cubes around the house—I rewrote my note on this one! You have to listen to understand why
* Upgrade CRTs and old TVs to flat-panels
* Install mist-makers or leave the showers running on cold water instead
* Buy a pool

Special thanks to those who hung out in the Ustream chatroom as we tried to broadcast live:

* D.G. Hollums from The Guys Podcast, Generally Speaking About the Church, and on Twitter
* My new friend from Podcamp Ohio, Doctor Anonymous, also on Twitter
* And some others who gave up when we were having problems, or who stayed and may not want to be named

You can follow me on Twitter, theRamenNoodle; and follow Jeremy, Phlegon.
This episode of Random Noodle Update was sponsored by D.Joseph Design.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 20:28 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-six-money-saving-summer-cooling-tips/
RNU: Who Doesn’t Like MacGyver? - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/x600JeZnsQ4/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:14:08 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2008/rnu080419/ To make ironing more masculine,and after considering a TV show question from the Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast, I started watching MacGyver for free through CBS’s website, and then Adobe Media Player. Join the fun: I referenced the garage-door incident of Episode 3 Need to review “elite bachelornessity“? MacGyver streaming on CBS.com Get Adobe Media Player […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/x600JeZnsQ4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> To make ironing more masculine,and after considering a TV show question from the Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast, I started watching MacGyver for free through CBS’s website, and then Adobe Media Player. Join the fun: I referenced the garage-door incid... Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast, I started watching MacGyver for free through CBS’s website, and then Adobe Media Player. Join the fun:

* I referenced the garage-door incident of Episode 3
* Need to review “elite bachelornessity“?
* MacGyver streaming on CBS.com
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 5:48 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-who-doesnt-like-macgyver/
RNU: April 12, 2008 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/_2v8roBChag/ Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:09:58 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2008/rnu2008-04-12/ Introduction to the new show.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/_2v8roBChag" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Introduction to the new show.
* Introduction to the new show.
* I’m purchasing varieties of chicken-flavored ramen noodles for a future smack-down. Do you have suggestions?
* Please leave comments on this site or give me ratings and comments in iTunes. You may be eligible for future giveaways if you leave comments in iTunes.
* I purchased a new microphone and Behringer 1204 mixer that should drastically improve recording quality. What do you think?
* Please check the nonpodcasted entries on the website:

* Pizza-Box Tower (Garfield comic)
* Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant
* Five Rejected Names for a Single-Serving Meal Product






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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 3:34 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/rnu-april-12-2008/
Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/rRi9qUjzLFQ/ Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:30:08 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2008/bachelor-pad-theme-restaurant/ Here’s a great idea from the daily Woot.com podcast: the Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant (or direct link)! Brilliant and so perfect for the average bachelor out there.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/rRi9qUjzLFQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Here’s a great idea from the daily Woot.com podcast: the Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant (or direct link)! Brilliant and so perfect for the average bachelor out there. the Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant (or direct link)! Brilliant and so perfect for the average bachelor out there.



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tRN006: My War with Water, Part 1 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/yuWis3khlJ4/ Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:21:15 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2008/trn006/ The first in a three-part series chronicling the desperate power struggle between me and the water in my life.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/yuWis3khlJ4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> The first in a three-part series chronicling the desperate power struggle between me and the water in my life. I, however, get my hydration from a healthier source: A&W’s Sparkling Vanilla Cream S—um, I mean water … yeah. I get my humor from the soda—or “pop” as some of you call it—but my hydration really comes from water. Mmm! I love water! I dream about water. I cleanse my clothes in water. I capture water and collect it in little bottles, even carrying some of these wherever I go, sometimes even taking water on beautiful walks in the park. I decorate water with little rocks and fish in big, glass display cases in my house and connect little filters to keep it pristine under a fluorescent light. I even bathe in water!
I love water so much that I have a special system just to keep water comfortably warm. I have a huge hole in my backyard where I collect as much water as I can, and then feed it special vitamins and minerals to keep it healthy and then I … I … swim in it … and I … jump into it with reckless abandon. And my cares of this world float away on water’s back. When weather gets cold, I cover water with a giant blanket and tuck it in with love until the next season.
But alas! Ours is a wishy-washy relationship. More on the wishy side than the washy. At times, I fear that water does not love me in return. These are the chronicles of my war with water.
Part One
Ever since the local mayor told me that I could no longer live and conduct my graphic design business under the interstate bridge, I have moved from cardboard box to cardboard box, struggling to find somewhere that suited my needs. Although I found many cardboard boxes wired for electricity and even indoor plumbing, the broadband monsters must’ve deemed the cardboard box market too small to extend their high-speed services to me, despite my offering to move onto company property.
Thus, I was left with no choice but to buy my own house. I had familiarized myself with the housing market (which mostly involved ensuring my ability to distinguish between houses and public parks), I interviewed several realtors (they needed to indentify a house, too!), and I began shopping. (Oh! That reminds me. I need to go grocery shopping again soon. I’m out of chicken-flavored ramen noodles; I have only the more-exotic flavors left in my pantry.)
I eventually found a great house. Not only did this house have high-speed internet available, but in the backyard was a modest-sized, in-ground swimming pool! I knew this would give me extra points in my struggle to achieve “elite bachelornessity,” so I bought the house. (Listen to episode 4 to learn about “elite bachelornessity.”)
The former tenet did not take good care of the pool at all—he was probably some Mountain-Dew drinking loser who thought the pool was a meteor impact crater from a martian rock. Not only was this evident from the drained pool and resulting destroyed liner, but there was something dead in what little water existed in the pool. It was very hard to tell what this creature had once been—all I could see was soaked hair and a bloated body.
(It’s at this time that I’d like to remind my listeners (or those slackos who read my podcasts rather than listen to them—you guys are missing cool audio features like this: __[really cool audio feature]__) that this portion of the podcast is best enjoyed on an empty stomach. If your stomach isn’t empty now, it may be within a few minutes.)
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 13:48 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn006-my-war-with-water-part-1/
Elite Bachelornessity – tRN004 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/qvFrcVRsLvc/ Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:50:00 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2007/trn004/ There are many levels of bachelorhood. Let me explain one of them to you.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/qvFrcVRsLvc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> There are many levels of bachelorhood. Let me explain one of them to you. I hope that you don’t listen to this podcast just because you have a boring life. If so, the following may make your life even worse. Let’s consider some etymology. (Psst! That means “word history.”)
The word “bachelor” is originally from the Old French bacheler (say it like you’re throwing up, and it’ll sound French—“bacheler—gag”), which meant “knight bachelor.” The word was stolen by the English, who cleaned up the French vomit, and was used in reference to one belonging to the lowest stage of knighthood. (The word was used in such reference, not the vomit. I don’t know what they did with the vomit.) These lowly knights were either too poor or too young to achieve anything that great. Basically, these were the bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking slime of what was otherwise an esteemed ’hood o’ da k-night.
Although the word has been bounced around between cultures for hundreds of years, like a giant game of vocabularic volleyball, I think we can all agree that the meaning has not changed much.
Bachelors commonly can’t afford life, are too young to retire (despite their feelings that they deserve such pension), don’t know the difference between the oven and the dishwasher, tend to be messy, have a wardrobe consisting of usually only one basic color (resulting from washing everything together), and often congregate like rats with fellow bachelors in a cheap apartment (call a “bachelor pad”).
The average bachelor diet usually consists of 20% pizza, 20% fast food, 10% chips, 40% Mountain Dew, and the remaining 10% is usually indistinguishable, extraterrestrial, or something you would rather not know about and is probably not intended for human consumption. About 97.3% of most common bachelors are not married or at all involved with a girl. Maybe they resort to bachelorhood because they can’t get a girl. As if those five boxes of moldy pizza under the bed provide some comfort in their solace. But my personal theory is that they often can’t get a girl because there exists a quantum barrier between bachelorhood and marriage. Very few bachelors survive the crossing over. … Think about it.
I thank my lucky rubber duckies that I’ve made it through Bachelor Boot Camp. I properly separate my clothes for washing, which means no pink underwear; I shop for groceries based on price, not caffeine content or ability to double as a weapon; my couch doesn’t crunch from Doritos chips (who, by the way, do not sponsor this podcast, so don’t buy anything from them until they do sponsor me!); there is no pizza monster culturing under my bed; I can cook without using a microwave, a drive-through, or a phone to call the local pizza joint; and I have my own house, which contains more than bean bag furniture and scattered dirty laundry. This combination has earned me the irrelevant title of “Elite Bachelor.”
But as things go, Elite Bachelor is still at least one rank below Most-Eligible Bachelor. Sigh. I think it’s obvious that I’m quite hopeless when it’s the office astrophysicist who gets introduced as our company’s “Most-Eligible Bachelor.”
I wonder how hard it would be to try for another promotion. What would it take? Millions of dollars in the bank? Unrecognizably dressing up like a pirate? Highlighting my hair?
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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 8:25 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn004-elite-bachelornessity/
Garage Door vs. Bathroom Scale – tRN003 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/VJgvev5i9zg/ Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:37:14 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2007/trn003/ A great idea, but poor execution.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/VJgvev5i9zg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> A great idea, but poor execution. Yesterday, I sat in an a “home security” class in which the speaker told us how we can make our homes more dangerous to would-be burglars (we also learned the family tree of “burglars,” “robbers,” and “thieves”—fascinating stuff!). Inspired by this class, I took a fresh scent look at my home to see where I could diminish its curb appeal to those who want to get closer than the curb. I found a few things here and there that I could consider. But really, my home was quite secure!
That night, as I lay just almost asleep in bed, with the rain gently pattering upon the moist ground outside, I slowly drifted into a mindless state of—BOOM! I was startled with what sounded and felt like lightning striking my house. But it couldn’t have been lightning because there was no thunder.
Having just learned about burglaries and home security, I suspected the worst—I had a door-busting uninvited guest intending to rob me of my collection of rare seasoning packets and noodle sculptures! Alert and now fully awake, I grabbed my wireless phone and predialed 911. Now that I look back, I don’t really know how this would have helped me when I faced the burglar. Was I going to press Send and hand the phone to him saying, “Here, this is for you”? Would I have called the emergency services once I had collected enough personal information from my visiting criminal to properly ID him? Or was I planning to use my phone’s theft-deterrent system like in that super bowl commercial? Oh wait. I didn’t include that in my phone plan. Grr.
I cautiously stepped out of my room while still in my yellow rubber ducky PJs with complimentary red slippers. I had the thought to grab a weapon—a knife, a metal hanger, a belt—but then hoped that my mere presence could be enough to scare off any attacker. Hey! It works on other people during the day when I look presentable, so the effect has got to be multiplied at night!
A quick sweep through my house revealed no broken windows, no busted-down doors, and nothing overly suspicious outside my window—not even some flying kid waiting to see if I cut off my toe. (That’s a reference to the popular Heroes TV show, in case you didn’t get it. I know. I know. That’s okay. Yes, I’m also wondering why Mr. Muggles didn’t go eat the toe. And no, I don’t know where it is anymore. Maybe Clair kept it in a little box like some kids keep their baby teeth?)
So if I wasn’t burglarized, then my next suspicion was that something had blown up. All of my PCs were turned off, my HVAC wasn’t set, the refrigerator looked fine (albeit somewhat tempting at this late hour), and I didn’t smell smoke. Then I remembered that I had something going in the dryer downstairs. I rushed down to see what was wrong, but nothing turned up. In last hopes of finding some criminal to beat up on this fine evening, I checked the garage.
There it was, clasping to what looked like iron rope, ready to strangle me! We starred each other down for what seemed like a short eternity of less than a minute. We had come to an impasse. Either I would die, or I’d have a very hard time opening my garage door in the morning. Yeah, that’s right. One of the springs had popped.
Now, I have to give kudos to my friend who conducted the home inspection before I bought my house. He warned me about my garage door springs and suggested that I install safety cables, which I only got around to doing about two months ago. Thankfully, this safety cable saved my beautiful car from losing its beauty.]]>
Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 11:47 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn003-garage-door-vs-bathroom-scale/
Keys Are for Sissies – tRN002 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/zlYN8fFaUew/ Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:13:15 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2007/keys-are-for-sissies/ Have you every been locked out of your house?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/zlYN8fFaUew" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> Have you every been locked out of your house? One evening, I decided to try these new technologies in my own home. Having my vast array of culinary skills, I threw a frozen pizza in the oven for dinner. Instead of staring into the oven window gazing longingly at my food—which, by the way, does not harm your eyes like staring into a microwave does because an oven is much slower than a microwave, so your eyesight dies much slower—I went outside to open my pool for the upcoming summer.
I have to admit here that I’m a geek. But you could probably already tell. I almost always have at least two items with LCD screens and wireless capabilities at all time. Perhaps my electronics give me a sense of security. And it’s that sense of security that makes me dislike traditional keys. So this particular evening, my technical arrogance prompted me to walk outside and proclaim to the world my independence from old-fashioned things like keys … by forgetting to unlock my door handle and leaving my key inside, and all of those cool, high-tech ways of unlocking stuff back at their respective retailers.
Yes, I was locked out.
I once read in one of those cute “life’s lessons” booklets something like this, “Give a house key to three of your friends. If you can’t trust them with a house key, get new friends.” So that is exactly what I did. I ditched all of my friends and got a great deal on some preowned models down at Goodwill—oh wait. Wrong thing. No, I really did give a key to a couple friends. (If I didn’t give one to you, then, well, maybe I was out of keys, or maybe I’m still carrying it in my pocket like I did for four months to give to another of my friends, or maybe I have some other good reason, which a real friend really would not ask about anyway.)
I called one of these friends who drives past my neighborhood on his way home from work. He said he could certainly help, and that he was fifteen minutes away. Perfect. I thought, because my pizza had about seventeen minutes to go. I’d get into the house just in time to pull the hot cheese pizza out of the oven.
Unfortunately, my friend was asked to “briefly” help someone else. That took ten minutes. By the time he did get to my house, my pizza was a charcoal-flavored chip.
Since that event, I have never locked myself out of the house again. But I still secure my house well enough that I can’t get in without a key, which was recently tested by a former housemate who locked himself out and had to wait until I got back home at [11:30] PM to get back in and go to bed.
Thus, old-fashioned means call for old-fashion techniques. I now have some keys hidden in convenient places that I can access. Go ahead and try to find it.
Um … no. That wasn’t it. Yes, that is real doggy poo. And ancient Chinese proverb say, “Man with doggy poo on hands not worthy of trust.” So no house key for you!



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 5:08 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn002-keys-are-for-sissies/
2 Dish 2 Wash – tRN001 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theramennoodle/~3/4EiNecJQ2uc/ Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:50:24 +0000 http://www.theramennoodle.com/2007/2-dish-2-wash/ This is so classic of a story. Who hasn't made this mistake?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theramennoodle/~4/4EiNecJQ2uc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/> This is so classic of a story. Who hasn't made this mistake? I found several flavors of the dish goop, so I took my time to decide which one smelled the least feminine. This is important to a bachelor. There can be nothing worse than watching a 100%-guy movie with lots of explosions, and then one of the guys asks out loud, “Who smells like … lavender?” So I picked a flavor that would avoid such awkwardness, bought a bottle, and brought it home; satisfied that it was, in fact, on sale too!
My dishes were already rinsed and waiting in the dishwasher for the holy goop to wash them of their uncleanness. I filled both compartments with the appropriate amount of the apple-flavored stuff, set the washer to the appropriate settings, and retired to my computer desk with a celebratory can of soda. I had accomplished much—I had proven my worth to this house, and my dominance over the lower intelligence known as dishwasher.
After about half an hour, I went upstairs to grab a snack from the kitchen, or maybe I was going to gloat over my success to the emptiness of the dining room. Whatever the case, I stepped into the kitchen, and immediately experienced a wonderful tingling sensation that made me swell up with pride—that is, until I realized that it was actually my socks that were swelling up with water. I looked down and saw a beautiful atmosphere of fluffy, white suds-clouds blanketing my floor. I mentally cataloged the different cloud types—mostly stratus and cumulus formations.
As enjoyable as this experience was, I knew that my dishwasher had no “clean my whole kitchen for me” setting. So I made another call to my personal expert.
In her very gracious and compassionate manner, she laughed at me and set me straight. My mistake? I had purchased dish soap rather than dishwasher detergent. Apparently, there is a difference. Those companies really should make the difference more obvious for people like me—bachelors, that is. In order to prevent future confusion, I recommended that the company relabel their dishwasher detergent as “stick this in your dishwasher” and their dish soap products as “This is not dishwasher detergent.” I’m still waiting for a reply. Maybe I would have heard back sooner if I hadn’t folded the letter up as a paper airplane and flown it through the clouds of my floor, which resulted in a unfortunate crash and several paper airplane men missing in action. Their paper families have been contacted.



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Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians clean 4:49 https://cleancomedypodcast.com/trn001-2-dish-2-wash/