the Ramen Noodle - clean-comedy podcast

All the Canadians – tRN148

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 09 May 2013 06:13:14 +0000

With an air of "I-will-hit-you-nees," we jump into our cages to make you crinkle over from comedy.

Keep Your Grunts in Your Gruntle – tRN147

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 02 May 2013 04:56:56 +0000

Brought to you in part by constipation awareness month with this simple message: get moving!

Gollum Rhymes with Llama – tRN146

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:14:40 +0000

Trying to predict the future but failing to pay your bills? Then call Profit for Prophets today and start foreseeing your future financial finesse! Profit for Prophets can help you tomorrow! But you probably already foresaw that.

Hang On, Let the Monkey Finish – tRN145

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 02:47:09 +0000

Grab your cow, floss the mouse turds from your teeth, and get ready to be stamped!

Mr. Bottoms – tRN144

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:39:17 +0000

Try duct tape, for the morally gray areas of life.

Bang Yourself on the Head with a Skillet – tRN143

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:27:45 +0000

Twist it, lick it, dunk it, eat it!

You’re a Gangster Monkey – tRN142

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 04:59:58 +0000

Grab your bacon tutu, turn the world inside-out, get lost, and have another roll!

Subconscious Artist – tRN141

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 04:21:49 +0000

Check your mood ring for your emotions and prepare your kids to potty with an iPad!

I’d gladly smash cake in your face – tRN140

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:32:15 +0000

You knew that we'd be trouble, and this one will really get your goat!

Scarf It Down and Boogie – tRN139

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 05:50:02 +0000

Wrap a scarf around your head, lock up your dogs, and don't laugh in church! Brought to you by iHearU.

Instead of Pants – tRN138

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 05:07:29 +0000

We share childhood holdovers/leftovers stories from ourselves and our listeners!

Love Cheese and Ponies – tRN137

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 03:08:27 +0000

Grab some Skittles because this episode will make you unreasonably monkey-happy!

Upset when my worms die – tRN136

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 06:40:40 +0000

When nature calls and there's no one there to answer, you need nature's answering machine!

Mr. Vegas Mind – tRN135

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 05:43:07 +0000

Bushy-eyed and bright-tailed from travel!

Sneezes Are Vampires – tRN134

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 05:28:29 +0000

Go mad-noodle! Eye for eye! Tooth for tooth! "Quote on quote"! And hug your Velcro monkey today.

tRN133: How to Burn Everything

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 08:33:24 +0000

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tRN132: I insulted a bacon-mother

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 05:14:43 +0000

Eat an Easter Bunny today, just like Santa Claus does!

tRN131: Munchkins in the Sleeping Bags

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 06:05:14 +0000

Life-risking feats, butt-protecting chores, bladder-saving golf clubs, and inconvenient bleeding! Also hear 7 ways to scare your roommate.

tRN130: Admiring Feelings of a Graceful Lady

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:47:38 +0000

Babycake shakes, the cake that shakes the baby right out of you!

Please vote for us in the Podcast Awards!

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 21:50:39 +0000

Thank you for nominating our podcasts in the Podcast Awards! Please vote for our three podcasts every day, November 1–15.

tRN129: The Boogieman Is My Sister

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 05:05:07 +0000

We tell our funny camping stories and share yours, too!

tRN128: Priority Couch

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 04:15:31 +0000

Our dyslexics to the apologies, the down-under doll cannibals, the sleeping men, and the subconscious polite people among us.

tRN127: Tent-chaser

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 04:21:08 +0000

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tRN126: Everything Sounds Pretty in French

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 04:22:34 +0000

Brought to you by the Concerned Citizens for the Protection of Capitalization.

tRN125: You Are Not Boaz

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 05:10:09 +0000

Rub some bacon on those church hands! You'll need help making the ammo for the coming Monkey War.

Please nominate us in the Podcast Awards

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 15:42:38 +0000

If you enjoy our Noodle.mx Network podcasts to make you think, laugh, and succeed, please nominate us in the 8th annual Podcast Awards!

tRN124: I Like My Homeschooler

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 05:06:54 +0000

Brought to you by Brother Bob’s Bountiful Blessings Bureau.

tRN123: Bachelor on Stick

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 02:53:12 +0000

Marmalade Mermaids of Maine proudly endorse this humor. Just don't let them spoil your waterbeds or clocks!

tRN122: Dufusinator

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:43:35 +0000

Stick the blue and orange stuff in your mouth and don't leave your buns lying around!

tRN121: Happy Minecraft Anniversary!

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 02:17:39 +0000

Daniel and Jenny celebrate two years of marriage, diamonds, gold, and a lot of cobblestone.

tRN120: Bum-Recognition

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 01:58:12 +0000

If you're bored, and have duct tape, then get ready to laugh and kill your boredom in 50 ways!

tRN119: East Stab

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:57:19 +0000

Grab some black-eyed candy (or peas, if you must) and get ready to blame the locals! Jon Estep and a special guest join our comedy.

tRN118: Bubble Bomb Bobble Head

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 02:50:28 +0000

Grab a wrench, pickaxe, and noisy puppy as we run from the bubblegum machine! Justin Lowmaster from The Space Turtle joins our comedy.

tRN117: You stink, friend! (Sgt. Packet answers questions)

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 02:29:35 +0000

Check your deodorant and bring a change of pants to hear Sgt. Packet return and answer your questions!

tRN116: Aerodynamic Butt

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 02:34:23 +0000

Jeremy is still missing (tell us why!), so we dive into comedy butt-first to kiss the frogs with our fart lips. Just keep your seat belts fastend and your noodles inside your nose at all times.

tRN115: Juggle off

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 02:43:49 +0000

Go find a good tree for listening to this podcast in your pink jogging pants. We share several random stories.

tRN114: Mangoes ruin my love life

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 04:19:45 +0000

Spiders, CEOs, ghosts, and zombies. Grab a bowl of chili and enjoy with your babies!

tRN113: Little pilots in my stomach

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 02:45:38 +0000

Pee first, lock the door, and shout happy birthday! We recount recent travel stories for the sake of humor science.

tRN112: Her hair looked like roadkill

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 03:10:48 +0000

Get your fingers our of your nose and open a window. This was a prerecorded episode with one of us going west while the other goes east.

tRN111: He’s wearing shorts behind the bacon

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 31 May 2012 04:42:44 +0000

Got a screwdriver in your face? Rub some bacon on it and burn your Pop Tarts.

tRN110: Tickle Me Elbow

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 24 May 2012 00:26:56 +0000

Get ready for some punishment and explosive underwear.

tRN109: A little talkshow in my head

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 10 May 2012 04:02:50 +0000

Bite the bullet and tell Siri to shut up during church.

tRN108: Skin Beast

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 03 May 2012 03:49:33 +0000

We don't have Smurfs, but we do have skin beasts and TNT!

tRN107: Friend of Lana Parrilla

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:42:35 +0000

We make people think we're famous by hanging with famous people, killing them with Speedos, and sending them to Global Mean Witch Time.

tRN106: Ghetto Homeschooler

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:48:28 +0000

When life gives you lemonade, stick your finger in it, and don't take any pictures unless it's an emergency.

tRN105: Green Body Suit

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:27:14 +0000

Mercury turns people into zombies and gives them tumors, love, and subtitles. We welcome our friend Winnie back to the Ramen Noodle for some more fun.

tRN104: Where is my rocket launcher?

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:14:01 +0000

Just keep waddling on with your British accent and everything will be okay. But that begs the question, what are moose chickens?

tRN103: He Wore Vests

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 04:51:46 +0000

Dress up nice for when the new iPad explodes.

tRN102: Foot Diapers

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 04:34:29 +0000

You'll need some extra protection from this comedy episode.

tRN101: The Death Toll of Pizzas

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 04:33:25 +0000

Get your angle meter out and measure the comedy in this pizza of a podcast!

tRN0100: Golden Asterisk

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:11:46 +0000

Celebrating 100 episodes, we welcome several live call ins from our listeners and ponder the great moments of the past 99 clean-comedy episodes.

tRN099: You’re Such a Good Boy

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:05:57 +0000

Happy birthday to Jeremy, a message from an old friend, and and chicken nuggets all make for a great Valentine's Day.

tRN098: You Don’t Know “Pattycake”

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:09:06 +0000

Get your cinnamon ready, because it's time to knock some people down to Studio C!

New Live-Show Schedule for 2012

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:24:45 +0000

We have four announcements about the Ramen Noodle clean-comedy podcast.

tRN097: Paper or Plastic?

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:29:29 +0000

Don't let the milk out of the bag for this episode! But just remember to look white if you don't feel like playing along.

tRN096: Eavesdropping on the Wall

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:29:37 +0000

Your milkshake may explode from the surprises in this funny episode! Just make sure you don't fall onto the fences.

tRN095: Kitten Kaboodle

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:14:38 +0000

Hide your kittens and hide your puns, because Indiana may just outlaw this podcast for not doing comedy right.

tRN094: Whatever

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 03:54:24 +0000

Do a Darth-Vader-swan-dive into the funny stories and news we share! For extra flavor, add some parmesan cheese.

tRN093: Eye of the Teddy Bear

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:12:03 +0000

We're eye-popping, teddy-bear-revolting, manly smelling, and here with more laughs!

tRN092: Always Have the Ketchup Ready

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:15:57 +0000

Merry Christmas! Santa and The Grinch both join us in stories of Facebook, spiders, other funny stories, and even a tale of true love (via Ketchup).

tRN091: Wrapped in Bacon

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:16:02 +0000

Comedy that hugs you with happy rainbows.

tRN090: Justin Bieber Barbie

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:15:57 +0000

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it could be Jeremy's niece, or this podcast. Listen now to find out!

tRN089: I’d Like an Order of Wedgies

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:01:17 +0000

Hold on to your underwear and close your coffins! It's time for another clean-comedy podcast with Daniel and Jeremy.

tRN088: You Sneaky Mom

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 04:32:04 +0000

We're climbing in your windows, snatching your candy up and leaving giant Lego men behind. We have a collection of weird funny stories.

tRN087: Are We Still Friends?

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 01:21:34 +0000

After brief run-ins with the dentist, we take the show on the road—or at least tell stories from the road.

tRN086: “I Could Listen to Her Say Pooh All Day”

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:39:26 +0000

We're pooped from PoohCamp Cincinnati, or something like that, and tell our funny stories.

tRN085: The Best of the Most Popular

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:40:46 +0000

A beautiful monster and the personification of dreams—that is this clean-comedy podcast episode. Don't forget to pick up your man from Manland!

tRN084: Aldi’s Logo Has Bellbottoms

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 04:21:45 +0000

Roll in the mud like Winnie the Pooh if you want the honey of this podcast! By honey, we mean laughter. By rolling in mud, we mean listening.

tRN083: I Blame It on the Strike

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:48:03 +0000

Hide your kids, hide your heads, and bite your snakes as you enjoy this episode! Welcome to Christian Comedy Podcast listeners!

Welcome, Christian Comedy Podcast Listeners!

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:43:11 +0000

We extend a warm welcome to all of our new listeners from Christian Comedy Podcast! We hope that you'll stick around and share your funny stuff with us.

Hear the Funny Story of Edna in Westside of Mars (@WSOMcast)

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 16:02:23 +0000

I had a great time with Drew from the Westside of Mars podcast. Drew invited me onto his comedy podcast to share a funny story. I retold the story of Edna. “Best story ever,” were Drew’s words. Listen to the Westside of Mars episode 21 to laugh yourself! But I warn you to listen with an [...]

tRN082: Do I have a Creeper’s Head? (with @nevrothwen)

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 01:12:18 +0000

Warm your heart with laughter as you get lost in a cold, dark forest. Something there is symbolic. It may be the laughter. We were happy to have Winnie with us from Belgium.

Please Nominate the Ramen Noodle™ for Comedy in the Podcast Awards

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 15:55:53 +0000

The annual Podcast Awards are upon us! Would you please nominate the Ramen Noodle™ and the rest of the Noodle.mx Network podcasts for awards?

tRN081: It’s All Indians Mixed Up (with @ItsJustUsCast)

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 02:30:01 +0000

We have a sawdust-sleeping time with Robert from It's Just Us Podcast. Watch out for exploding horses.

tRN080: My Knuckles Have Voices

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 02:14:53 +0000

Brought to you by FayeJ's generous donation of a Minecraft gift code. At Faye's request, this episode will not be sponsored by potty, poop, pee pee, vomit, expectorant, or any other bodily function or byproduct, including—much to John Steinklauber's dismay—farts. If you would like future episodes to be similarly poop-free, then donate to the "Help Us Get Minecraft" fund today!

tRN079: That’s Too Personal

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 02:02:43 +0000

This is a yappin' fun comedy podcast episode. Listen or we'll cut off your Star Trek.

tRN078: Kiddie Pools

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:49:49 +0000

Watch out for old ladies by the side of the road just trying to wii wii wii all the way home to their NES games.

tRN077: Davy Crockett Was a Horror Movie

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 02:19:42 +0000

Crazy story game, Jeremy's pixie dust, funny stories from the Web, Lost, and celebrity fears.

tRN076: Rolling in the Deep Mud

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 01:50:14 +0000

Grab your deodorant, a fresh pair of underwear, feed your hermit hermit crabs, and let's go roll in the mud!

tRN075: Wee Wee So Excited

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 02:54:14 +0000

Random crazy stuff from the last week, including Rebecca Black as a bonus.

tRN074: Mutant Jellyfish

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 02:09:38 +0000

Grab your traffic cones, guard your nuclear power plants, and cue the music (including our new theme song).

tRN073: Ladyfingers (featuring @JSteinklauber)

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 00:00:34 +0000

Colonel Sanders, Minnie Mouse, the Queen of England, back hair, and even John Steinklauber are kicking in the funny seat and blowing up firecrackers in the back seat. Random Noodle Updates Daniel had an alien-crop-circle sunburn (or maybe a PodCamp Cincinnati logo?). John freezes people at work, Daniel suspect John actually works at his former employer. Your [...]

tRN072: I Want to Hug Them

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 03:18:45 +0000

Cute nieces, sleeping stories, eHarmony, cats, Lady Gaga, and blessings!

tRN071: I Liked His Belly Button

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:57:14 +0000

You'll need a brown paper bag to accompany this clean-comedy podcast episode.

tRN070: Evil Baby

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 24 May 2011 00:58:48 +0000

Pomplamoose, Angry Birds, planking, Klout, and evil babies.

tRN069: You Wouldn’t Expect a Dog to Have Logic

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 10 May 2011 03:20:54 +0000

Funny pet stories, more portal jokes, chocolate ducks and bacon, weird bank Captchas, and your funny stuff.

tRN068: Still Alive (Portal)

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:20:31 +0000

We’ve had Portal on our minds and Daniel’s wife Jenny joins in the fun (and has been playing). “Still Alive” (from Portal) Random Noodle Updates Daniel had another toilet story, that he didn’t finish, but did tell about other stuff. Jeremy discovered Daniel’s Secret (via Erik J. Fisher). Jenny was happy to have her car [...]

tRN067: Dirty Socks

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 01:31:10 +0000

What would you do if you found an unclaimed unflushed toilet? Also hear funny stories from the news, and more of Rebecca Black. “Badgers” Random Noodle Updates Daniel suspects a mystery pooper. Jeremy foot his foot down. Noodles in the News Why you don’t steal a laptop from a geek Man arrested for stealing doughnut [...]

tRN066: Blue Gloves

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:16:24 +0000

Two by two, hands of blue. Jeremy calls in from a “telephone,” but we keep the laughter with funny songs, videos, and stories. This week’s great sponsors Comedy World has been making people laugh for more than 10 years giving comedy fans around the world exclusive access to information on the best comedy shows and [...]

tRN065: Inappropriately Strong Coffee

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 12:32:23 +0000

Pranks, birthday wishes for Jeremy, wireless phones, and dating and getting married. Another clean-comedy podcast episode for your enjoyment! Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s Valentine’s Day date was closed, his wife Jenny played a prank, and screaming little girls. Jeremy tried too hard to compliment a client. Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience Birthday wishes for Jeremy [...]

tRN064: Put an Orange Sticker on It (featuring @rattface)

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:20:44 +0000

Library incidents, communication with orange stickers, Valentine's Day, stupidest men's inventions, and your funny stories. We welcome Trevor Cameron from iRacing Today and Nobody's Listening.

Social-Media Fast February 13–19

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 03:26:58 +0000

As a practice and to let me focus on some plans, ideas, and priorities, I will be taking a fast from social media starting Sunday, February 13 through Saturday, February 19. This means no Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, LinkedIn, or other social media. I’ll still read news and probably listen to podcasts. But I’ll stay off [...]

No Podcast Episodes Until February 21

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 02:37:49 +0000

We just couldn’t make things work to record any podcasts this week and we already planned to take a break for Valentine’s Day. At this point, we plan to return on February 21. Please remember to send in your funny stuff for our clean-comedy podcast, especially funny birthday wishes to Jeremy. feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or (903) 231-2221.

tRN063: The Brown Socks Just Keep Coming

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:19:26 +0000

Backsliding in the church parking lot, heat-sucking parasites, marriage adjustments, and more laughs for your enjoyment. “Ramensong” Random Noodle Updates Jeremy had a near-death experience in a church parking lot Daniel heard about foster grandchildren, and a conversation about dying in childbirth Weekly Noodlism: “hit the nail on the head” Imagine the idiom, “hit the [...]

tRN062: Is My Name Victoria?

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 23:09:35 +0000

Birthday stories because it was recently Daniel’s birthday. Jeremy’s birthday is coming up, so send your birthday wishes and funny birthday stories (or fictional if they involve Jeremy). Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s name isn’t Victoria Jeremy has something’s bugging him (photos courtesy of Jeremy’s Photos 365 project) Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience Lots of happy-birthday [...]

tRN061: Soliciting Illegal Feedback

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 03:10:33 +0000

Our and our listeners' funny Christmas and Thanksgiving stories.

tRN060: Somebody’s Unzipping Things

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 04:10:40 +0000

Share your funny holiday stories with us! We respond to various feedback, talk about weird people, unzipped pants, new year’s resolutions, and iPhone alarms. Ramen Noodle song by Ryan Enk Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph [...]

Happy New Year! No Episodes This Week

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 17:26:14 +0000

We’re all taking time off for Christmas and New Year’s Day, so there will be no new episodes this week for Are You Just Watching?™, The Audacity to Podcast™, or the Ramen Noodle™. We’ll resume our regular live schedule on Monday, January 3. If you have any funny holiday (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Day) stories, [...]

tRN059: Unicorn Blender

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 01:16:07 +0000

Merry Mother’s Day, despite the black bean soup. We had a blue Christmas that keeps on giving, and Sgt. Packet shares advice on Christmas. Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and [...]

tRN058: Overflowing John (featuring @JSteinklauber)

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 03:08:30 +0000

John Steinklauber joins us as we laugh over toilets, horse shirts, Christmas for newlyweds, and, in other words, have a great time! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to [...]

Interviewed by Andrew Johnstone on Podcast Squared (@podcastsquared)

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 20:12:00 +0000

Andrew Johnstone, from Podcast Squared, interviewed me just before my wedding and posted it the week of my wedding. I had forgotten to share this with you until recently. I sit down with Daniel Lewis from the Noodle.mx suite of podcasts to talk about God and how you should be thinking about him when you [...]

tRN057: Old Men Wearing Euro-Thongs (featuring @jwilkers)

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 03:56:51 +0000

John Wilkerson joins to share stories of his almost-fame-in-a-towel, we talk about “add insult to injury,” broken high-school romance, and stories that may make you scream just like the intro! Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph [...]

Stitcher Now Streams Noodle.mx Network Podcasts

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 01:49:31 +0000

I’m very pleased to announce that Stitcher, a program to stream audio content to your smartphone (iPhone, Android, BlackBerry, and even Palm), has welcomed the Noodle.mx Network podcasts into their directory! Are You Just Watching?™ is under “Movie Talk” and “Christianity” channels. The Audacity to Podcast™ is under “Media Industry” channel. the Ramen Noodle™ is [...]

tRN056: Happy Gratesgiving

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 03:12:28 +0000

What are you grateful—er, thankful—for? We also talk about GetAddicted (think something sticky), police, cast iron, and more. Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate. If you aren’t [...]

CONTEST: Win a Free Tron: Legacy Poster

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:04:44 +0000

Subscribe to the Noodle.mx Network email newsletter to be entered to win a free promotional poster for the upcoming Tron: Legacy.

tRN055: Plop on the Pitter-Patterer

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 03:48:40 +0000

Humane mousetraps, familiar midgets, airplane traveling confusion, and more. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate. If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping [...]

tRN054: Civically Naked

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 14:35:08 +0000

It's after Election Day in the United States and we gained an extra hour. We look back at a TRON: Legacy preview and poster giveaway. Then we theorize about the extra hour and what could have been done in it after Daylight Saving Time left us.

Please Nominate the Noodle.mx Network Podcasts in the 2010 Podcast Awards #pca10

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 01:26:46 +0000

Your support of the Noodle.mx Network has been fantastic! We’re very happy to see from all of the positive feedback that you appreciate what we’re doing by providing critical thinking, podcasting and software skills, and making you laugh. You have also given us many suggestions and stories, too. Now, we come to you requesting a [...]

tRN053: Zombie Politicians

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 02:20:08 +0000

RAWR! It’s a scary episode when we mix comedy, politics, and poop (usually only two of those are mixed). Don’t pass this episode! Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request [...]

tRN052: The Pants Were … Irrelevant?

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:22:44 +0000

Are you cool enough to wave to motorcyclists while you’re on a horse? We remember more stories from Daniel’s wedding, Sgt. Packet’s brother is upset, and more. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio [...]

tRN051: Funnymoon

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 02:26:23 +0000

We raise the gorgeousness factor by welcoming Daniel’s wife into the podcast while Daniel, Jeremy, and Jenny tell funny stories of the night before and day of Daniel and Jenny’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit [...]

tRN050: Who’s Been Smoking Pot?

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 12:12:47 +0000

Daniel is back from his wedding and honeymoon, Jeremy is also back but not so honeymooned. We share several of the funny events leading up to Daniel’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to [...]

tRN049: SchizoFlipperrhea

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000

We welcome Mike from Too Much Information Podcast and hear him tell funny stories about his honeymoon. We see dolphins. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by [...]

tRN048: Just Add Hydrogen

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:00:58 +0000

The man with the voice, Wayne Henderson of FringeCasting with Wayne and Dan, LostCasting, and more from MediaVoiceovers.com is our guest and he makes us laugh with funny, and dangerous, stories from his childhood in southern California. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you [...]

tRN047: Moontime

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:27 +0000

Erik Fisher tells funny failed relationship stories while Daniel is recording from his honeymoon (not really). Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your [...]

tRN046: A Desecrated Noodle and UpChuck

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:51 +0000

Our food-experimenting friend Chuck McKnight joins us and tells interesting stories about his weird food. Daniel is getting married this week, so this is a prerecorded episode. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring [...]

tRN045: Bees up Your Bonnet

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:34:44 +0000

Single bees don’t buy houses, buy they can cause a single person to have trouble buying a house! This is our last live episode before Daniel’s wedding. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring [...]

tRN044: The Immortal Noodle

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:24:00 +0000

Evil Phlegon blesses one of us with immortality, the codeword is meatloaf, and a wedding video came down to the wire and failed. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message [...]

tRN043: Boom!

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:33:01 +0000

We’re running out of IP addresses, so the world is ending! Hear what else will happen as a result. Also, Sgt. Packet’s cousin had a nice TV spot! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright [...]

tRN042: I Sound Like I’m Old … or a Dog

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 03:56:40 +0000

WARNING: use the restroom before listening to this episode, especially if you have a long commute! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your [...]

tRN041: It’s Just Like Refried Beans

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:50:26 +0000

Jeremy brings the Weekly Noodlism and Daniel gets revenge. Warning: this episode may cause grossing-out between laughter. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design [...]

tRN040: It Sounded Clean in My Head

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 04:07:24 +0000

Apparently, words sound different in my mind than when they are spoken. Daniel is brought to tears describing his graduation ceremony. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great [...]

tRN039: Lookin’ Like a Fool While You’re Drivin’ on the Road

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 04:23:50 +0000

We release some pressure by laughing about others’ (or maybe our own?) road rage, especially on other Cincinnati drivers. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring [...]

tRN038: Which Is Me

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 04:00:45 +0000

We talk about my new network, taking over other networks, taking over stories, and taking a potty break before swimming. Listen to our fun! Noodle.mx Network Our shows are now networked! If you subscribe to only the Ramen Noodle™, please check out my other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™. Random [...]

Live-Show Schedule (June 2010)

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:30:31 +0000

For now, here’s what I have decided for the schedule of our live shows: the Ramen Noodle™ live on Mondays at 8:00 p.m. (ET) The Audacity to Podcast™ live on Wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. (ET) Are You Just Watching?™ has yet to go on a live schedule, but we usually record our episodes on a [...]

tRN037: Live from PodCamp Ohio

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:46:58 +0000

Once a year, in Columbus, Ohio, geeks and geek-wannabes congregate for a sacred gathering: PodCamp Ohio (blended with WordCamp Columbus). This was recorded in front of a live audience. We were happy to also have Erik J. Fisher join us, too. Random Noodle Update Daniel sang in a church and was not only not kicked [...]

Welcome!

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:43:45 +0000

This site is still very much in beta. We all already know what “beta” means—I want your feedback! Email me at feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com. In the meantime, I will continue to progressively enhance the site as I also launch The Audacity to Podcast™.

No Live Show Tonight, June 14 or June 21

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:45:02 +0000

With Pod3Word2Camp OhioColumbus this weekend, launching my new network, and launching a new podcast about podcast (The Audacity to Podcast™), I need extra to make sure everything is working—and existing. Instead of our regular live show next Monday night at 8:00 (ET), we’ll host a live show from PodCampWord Ohio32Columbus sometime on Saturday. As soon [...]

tRN036: Another One Rides the Bus

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 01:34:36 +0000

iPhone 4 is fresh on our minds and in our hearts, but we still come to tell tales of onions, bus stations, bluetooth, Lost, and more! Random Noodle Update Daniel got locked on a bus in a scary bus station Jeremy had a boring week with nothing funny Upcoming: life after Lost In episode 36 sometime, we’ll [...]

tRN035: Enchilada Time Loop

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:28:57 +0000

After eating Chick-Fil-A’s Spicy Chicken sandwich (very tasty, but they’re not a sponsor), we spice up the podcast by welcoming Daniel’s fiancée Jenny and we hear them tell the funny highlights of their romance. Random Noodle Update Daniel meets a gas-station addict Jeremy found “hands on the wheel” in FlashForward Fiancée Jenny met two little [...]

Relationship Advice live show moved to Tuesday, June 1

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 31 May 2010 11:58:17 +0000

In honor of Memorial Day, our live show will not be Monday, May 31, but Tuesday, June 1 at 8:00 p.m. Please remember to send in your relationship questions or advice to contribute to the fun as Daniel's fiancée will be in the show. Send them to feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call the listener voicemail line (903) 231-2221.

tRN034: I’m So Sorry About Lost

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:06:55 +0000

Lost is over so Jeremy is binge-drinking again and I’m sorry that I apologize in this episode. Random Noodle Update My thumbs hurt after trying to fix my pool … with these thumbs! Upcoming: relationships and more Lost We have two things coming up! For episode 35 for Memorial Day, my Fiancée will join us [...]

Guys, Ever Wonder Why You Don’t Have a Lady?

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 19 May 2010 15:16:51 +0000

Here’s one man’s hilariously thorough approach to explaining why he doesn’t have a girlfriend. Why don’t I have a girlfriend? This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many men try to [...]

tRN033: Tabasco Pizza Smoothie

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 18 May 2010 02:34:26 +0000

Oozing yardsales, satellites, jury duty, cooking, body spray, and more as we welcome Erik J. Fisher from WBR Show as our special guest. Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s yard sale and sunburn Jeremy’s tweet was turned into a comic with a large navel Erik is serving in jury duty—no tweets allowed Feedback! Someone wanted to eat [...]

Woot’s Hilarious Description of Lost TV Series

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 17 May 2010 19:22:22 +0000

Woot.com’s T-shirt site offered this hilarious, but oddly accurate, description of <em>Lost</em>. Scared survivors of a plane crash. First they all fought each other. Then they had to organize against the mysterious forces of nature outside. Then they all fought each other. Then the Others showed up from outside. Then they all fought each other. [...]

How to Tick-Off People (or Appear Stupid)

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 14 May 2010 17:55:26 +0000

Here’s a hilarious list of thirty-two ways to tick off people, or just seem stupid. If any of these are regular habits, then perhaps it’s time for you to re-evaluate some things. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing [...]

Come Hear Erik Fisher on Monday, May 17!

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 14 May 2010 00:16:03 +0000

It’s not often that Erik Fisher gets asked back onto a podcast, but we’re part of a worldwide intenational galactic universally local campaign (WIGULC) to change that! “Join us back” live at 8:00 p.m. (Eastern) on Monday, May 17, as we turn the tides of humanity and welcome back Erik Fisher, whom you may know [...]

6 Classic Dishes Everyone Should Know How to Make

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 13 May 2010 01:04:42 +0000

This is what everyone bachelor/ette needs! Six basic dishes to impress or survive beyond ramen noodles. Chicken noodle soup Meat lasagna Beef stew—I proposed to my now-fiancée after a homemade beef stew! Roast chicken Chili—not necessarily something to try to win a lady. But ladies, this may be a good one to win a guy! [...]

tRN032: Plot Holes

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 11 May 2010 03:11:25 +0000

We apologize in advance for whatever issues and episodes this episode causes you. You’ve been warned, now go listen! Random Noodle Update Daniel’s little sister saw his cordless mouse and said, “Maybe the farmer’s wife did cut off the tail with a butcher’s knife.” Jeremy spits phlegm in his arm Feedback! Evil Phlegon reviews Iron [...]

tRN031: Unweekly Lost Podcast, Episode 2

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 05 May 2010 02:30:01 +0000

It has been just over a year since we had our last annual, Unweekly Lost Podcast, so we decided to talk about Lost again before the series finale. Random Noodle Updates Loopy drive to PodCamp Cleveland More obnoxious “Pants on the Ground” Jeremy wants to kill me, but he can’t until he finds a loophole [...]

Welcome from PodCamp Cleveland!

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 01 May 2010 17:04:25 +0000

Thanks for coming to my site! I hope that you’ll decide to connect with me and subscribe to my podcasts. If you visit that other, secret site I mentioned, subscribe there, too! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then ask and I’ll let you in on the secret.

Welcome from Nobody’s Listening!

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:54:53 +0000

Thanks for jumping over hear to check out my podcast! You probably subscribe to Nobody’s Listening because you enjoy funny stories. So I hope that you’ll also subscribe to the Ramen Noodle™ for the same reason! Not having as much “life-experience” as James, Trevor, and John (meaning that we’re not grumpy old men, like they [...]

tRN030: Stuff a Sock in It

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 02:17:47 +0000

Sips and Chalsa, more news from the flashsideways future, weird food, bringing balance to the universe, saving small towns with socks, and more rants about dishwashers. Random Noodle Updates Middle-of-nowhere church Sips and Chalsa for a my wedding registry My Mtn-Dew-powered YouTube video: Feedback and Ramen Noodle Experiences Email from nont-TV-Chuck about a peanut-butter-and-Jell-O sandwich [...]

tRN029: Marvin Died

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:54:18 +0000

Karate tournament, car repairs, MacBooks, Charlie the Unicorn, a church with a USB port, and frozen-pizza leftovers. Random Noodle Updates Little boy in karate tournament says, “He broke my rib!” Jeremy had to pay big bucks to have his car fixed Feedback We finally have a segment theme or bumper! Justin calls in to do [...]

tRN028: Cloverfield Camping LAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:06:45 +0000

Baking a computer in the oven, Trololololo, camping horror story, bathroom towels, and the cat is still escaping from the bag! You should listen to this episode now! Random Noodle Updates I baked my Sager/Alienware notebook’s video card, but freeze your dying hard drive Jeremy had nothing interesting to say Feedback Wayne Henderson (from MediaVoiceOvers.com) [...]

tRN027: Texas-Fried Nerf

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 11:27:27 +0000

We talk about awkward and embarrassing stories (including a bathroom mistake and tech support blunder), Nerf guns, and April Fools’ day. Although not a normal episode of the Ramen Noodle™, Jeremy and I hijacked The Thin Ice Podcast as part of an April-Fools’-Day prank among the members of the Christian New Media Group. Don’t worry; [...]

No Live Show Tonight

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:30:20 +0000

My computer video card died. So I don’t have a decent production PC anymore in my studio. Thus, there will be no live show tonight. However, we’ll still post an episode this week from our hijacking of the Thin Ice Podcast that we did for April Fools’ Day.

tRN026: Mac and Cheese with a Side of Children

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:56:06 +0000

We have a super-special episode for you today! So listen now, or die later! In honor of April Fools’ Day, Justin from The Space Turtle and Charley from Cross Driven Radio sneaked into the Ramen Noodle™’s studio and—between short-sheeting his bed and installing DOS and Windows 3.1 on his studio PCs—they recorded a mock version [...]

tRN025: Colon Pee

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:46:51 +0000

Hilarity ensues as I welcome special guest Kathleen (a long-time friend and the roach lady from episode 10) and we ramble about a bunch of funny stuff, including letting the cat out of the bag, a previous Weekly Noodlism, the Slow-Food Movement, and a very special announcement. Random Noodle Updates Designing a “march specials” banner for [...]

No Live Show on March 15

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:02:04 +0000

There will be no live show on Monday, March 15. It won’t be delayed that week, it will just be skipped. It won’t be made up for, it will just be passed over. It won’t be mourned, it will be rejoiced. Believe me when I say that it’s not you, it’s me.

tRN024: 8 Tech Blunders

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:01:17 +0000

Jack Bauer was not involved in this episode, but I do fly solo to tell you about my neighbor’s pool, a new look on Internet initialisms, eight of my tech blunders, and the important of going outside. Random Noodle Updates My neighbors finally got a cover for their fourth-generate pool and closed it—now that winter [...]

tRN023: Frog Legs (My War with Water, Part 2)

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:15:41 +0000

Sunday school plagued with frogs, “locusts,” and kids; frog legs; pool plumbing gone terribly complicated; She Ra, Princess of Power; and bathroom noise. Ramen Noodle Updates Teaching Sunday school with frog and crickets Weekly Noodlism Frog legs? Nah, this one really fell apart. That’s why we need your help! Feature: pool plumbing nightmare Or “My [...]

tRN022: Guys Have Split-Ends, Too!

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:48:54 +0000

Don’t buzz off. Run. Run to this podcast and listen to us celebrate Google Buzz with ideas for telling someone to “buzz off” and more. Random Noodle Updates Man snorts in church Lost dog poster with phone number on it Noodlism: “dumbfounded” Dictionary.com definition: “to make speechless with amazement; astonish.” Should mean “found dumb.” Feature: [...]

tRN021: The Zombie Noodle

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:09:17 +0000

Not many undead noodle here, but we do have some feedback, several recent holidays, ideas for future Valentine’s Days, and tips for how to eat snow. Random Noodle Update Returning a big Nerf gun to the store, lady asks, “Is there only one?” Would I have the other one in my pocket? Charles Darwin day—February [...]

tRN020: Of Fleas and Phlegon

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:08:39 +0000

Lost predictions came true, locked out of my car, French feedback, flea infestation, and leftovers and expiration dates. Come join the ceremonial twentieth episode, now with an indefinitely permanent cohost! Welcome, Jeremy (AKA “Phlegon”)! I’m pleased to announce that Jeremy has joined to now be my indefinitely permanent cohost! Please welcome him! Random Noodle Update [...]

Searching for the Right Social-Media Client, Part 1: What I Want

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:41:38 +0000

The Internet is full of sites, services, and desktop clients for Twitter, Facebook, and other social networks. But which is the right client to integrate these networks? I chose the word “right” for very specific reasons. Primarily, there is no perfect client, nor will there ever be. My search for the right client is a [...]

tRN019: Life, the Universe, and Lost

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 03:38:40 +0000

Having a “Michael Jackson moment,” karate airline pilots, a caffeinless Jeremy, Alvin Chipmunk joins us, we discuss Lost theories, five uses for the Apple iPad, and the importance of shoelaces. Join the comedy! Here are the crickets I wanted Watch the Twilight: Modern Warfare 2 trailer: Please suggest a joke with the punchline of “There [...]

tRN018: The One with All the Singing

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:03:27 +0000

My little sister sings from the restroom, a singing man gave me a ride after my car’s engine stopped singing, the sponge is for making your dishes sing, and we sing along to WBR Show‘s “Don’t Stop Your Tweeting.” Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again. Ramen Noodle Experience From Kory: I think I mentioned [...]

tRN017: Sour Milk, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny?

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:41:20 +0000

I locked myself in my room with hand lotion, Jeremy about locked himself out of his locker, and Mike washing the butter with the dishes after dinner all told in the Random Noodle Update. My featured story is about my recent "sour" events in children's church. WARNING: milk was involved, and children under 21 shouldn't listen because we spoil Santa Claus. Speaking of spoilers, I also share about my new trend on Twitter that I call #BibleSpoilers. Check it out and join the fun!

tRN016: The Movie Sequels and Prequels of 2010

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:21:13 +0000

We talk about what we expect to dread seeing in the theaters in 2010.

tRN015: Tofurkey Poop

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:16:49 +0000

Erik Fisher from WBR Show joined me for a fun conversation about life, the universe, and tofurkey poop.

tRN014: Praying Over Doggy Vomit

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:35:46 +0000

Don't feed your dog any soap-washed chicken, or it may just vomit all over the place!

tRN013: The Chicken Is Revolting

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:06:09 +0000

Have you ever knowingly cooked bad chicken?

tRN012: Things to Be Thankful For (at Thanksgiving)

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:34:53 +0000

Just before Thanksgiving, Jeremy joins me to talk about a Mac that sees dead people, a "piece of cake," "things to be thankful for," and what elite bachelor/ettes should avoid at Thanksgiving.

tRN011: The Google Noodle

Daniel J. Lewis — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:25:24 +0000

Crazy Google Voice transcriptions, parachutes at work, "persona non grata," "The Google Noodle," basic exercises, and "Don't Stop Your Tweeting" song.

tRN010: Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:48:22 +0000

"Romancing the Roaches," Walmart's moldy bagels and a song about them, "a shot in the arm," which direction to wash dishes, and "Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette."

tRN009: Ramen Noodle Experiences (RNX)

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:50:55 +0000

What is a "Ramen Noodle Experience"? "Gives a leg up," rotten potatoes, cooking and dirty dishes, and more. All in this first weekly, live episode!

Special Announcement: Unscripted, Scheduled, and Live

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:45:18 +0000

I've had it with the ridiculously huge amount of time it takes to produce a real the Ramen Noodle™ episode! Rather than give up or just keep putting it off, I'm throwing away the script, putting myself on a schedule, and inviting you to join me live!

Ramen Noodle T-shirt on Woot.com

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:10:53 +0000

This is priceless! Yes, it does also look a little like Japanese vomit. Almost Too Complicated Posted using ShareThis

Help Promote Us in CleanCasts.com

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:47:44 +0000

Are You Just Watching?™ is listed in the CleanCasts.com directory, which is a great place for more clean podcasts covering a variety of topics. Can you help us make the top-ten list? All you have to do is click the Clean Casts button below, and then clicking something that links back to our site would also be great.

Thanks for your help!

Parkour vs. Park Bench—OUCH! (Random Noodle Update)

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:30:30 +0000

While at PodCamp Ohio 2, I decided to practice some Parkour at the Ohio State University Campus. This didn't go as well as I had hoped.

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RNU: Stand-Up Comedy at B3 Show

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:10:59 +0000

I should start Podcasters Anonymous for podcasters who need help not podfading. But I refuse to podfade, especially after speaking three times at PodCamp Ohio 2! In this update, I share my recording from a recent stand-up comedy performance at a local church.

Unweekly Lost Podcast 1 (maybe the only one!)

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:39:50 +0000

Since Cliff and Stephanie of GSPN.tv didn't do their Weekly Lost Podcast this week, my friend Jeremy and I decided to fill in for them.

Random Noodle Update: I’m Wondering Who Has the Best Cream Soda

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:01:29 +0000

Just me and my housebuddy comparing Natural Brew Vanilla Cream Soda with the incumbent A&W Sparkling Vanilla Cream Soda, and a challenge with a reward!

RNU: Call Me the Lord of the Rent

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:41:19 +0000

Proper titles for me and the guy renting a room from me, an "on-a-whim" trip from Cincinnati to somewhere in New York, and why you shouldn't dive into toilets.

tRN008: The Puny Postal People

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:43:29 +0000

Despite our country being "under new management," I've noticed no improvements to my daily life, so I'm calling for an impeachment … of the local post office people! I have three reasons.

RNU: Black Is Back—No, Wait! I’m Black! I Got My Black Belt!

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:34:07 +0000

I hate to borrow a phrase from Digg, but it really applies here: "Title says it all." I passed my black belt test and I've included the recording that I had played while I performed a kata at the graduation ceremony.

RNU: I’m Geeking Out to Bring It Back In

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:41:28 +0000

My return from hiatus, upcoming test for karate black belt, and the unboxing of my new audio equipment.

RNU: The Tea to Make Colds Worse

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:30:54 +0000

A cup of tea during my cold that didn't go so well.

Upcoming: The Google Noodle

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:04:19 +0000

What's coming soon!

RNU: The Show Must Go On

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:06:13 +0000

I have my third cold in two months, but because I'm insanely dedicated to my insanity, I decided that the show must go on! You may regret hearing how bad I sound when I have a cold.

RNU: A Moment of Silence for the Moment of Silence

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:28:36 +0000

Join me as I celebrate and honor the potentially last moment of silence before my housemate arrives.

RNU: I’ll Have a Hamburger with My Grease, Please

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:49:13 +0000

Grilling burgers on a skillet and answers for what to do with undesired ramen noodles seasoning packets.

RNU: They’re Not Charging Me for That!

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:09:30 +0000

I was offered basic cable TV for free … but was it really free? This may be a little bit of a rant on a nonexistent soapbox, but maybe you'll enjoy it.

RNU: The Stuff I Do for Free Stuff

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:02:26 +0000

I love freebies! But often, these freebies come at the price of a good story. Listen to a couple of my fun freebie experiences.

RNU: Sell-by Dates Need Much Better Names

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:50:27 +0000

Sell-by dates, a secret just between you and me, and my peanut butter predicts the end of the world. Listen or download now!

tRN007: The True Election Solution

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:08:30 +0000

With the elections at hand, I present the true solution for our nation's issues.

Today (a poem)

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:49:07 +0000

I know that you come to the Ramen Noodle™ looking for a laugh, and you can expect the return of that soon. But on this day, I want to post something a lot more personal and hopefully encouraging to you.

RNU: Six Money-Saving Summer Cooling Tips

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:45:27 +0000

It's summer time and we all like to stay cool and yet save money. Listen to my friend Jeremy and me discuss six money-saving tips for keeping your home and yourself cool in the hot weather.

Welcome, Podcamp Ohio people!

Daniel J. Lewis — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:09:52 +0000

Hey, everybody! Thanks for actually checking out my website. If you’re here from Podcamp Ohio, I hope that I got to meet you. In case you haven’t figured it out already, I’m on Twitter: twitter.com/theRamenNoodle. I’ll be back in the podcasting saddle this week.

RNU: Who Doesn’t Like MacGyver?

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:14:08 +0000

To make ironing more masculine,and after considering a TV show question from the Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast, I started watching MacGyver for free through CBS’s website, and then Adobe Media Player. Join the fun: I referenced the garage-door incident of Episode 3 Need to review “elite bachelornessity“? MacGyver streaming on CBS.com Get Adobe Media Player [...]

RNU: April 12, 2008

Daniel J. Lewis — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:09:58 +0000

Introduction to the new show.

Five Rejected Names for a Single-Serving Meal Product

Daniel J. Lewis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:40:35 +0000

I love this list from 5ives.com: Quiet Evenings Me & the Kitties Lonesome Bites Monomunches Singles…for Life!

Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:30:08 +0000

Here’s a great idea from the daily Woot.com podcast: the Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant (or direct link)! Brilliant and so perfect for the average bachelor out there.

Pizza-Box Tower (Garfield comic)

Daniel J. Lewis — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:20:45 +0000

Sorry, I don’t have a pizza-box tower myself, but Jon did! From Garfield on GoComics.

tRN006: My War with Water, Part 1

Daniel J. Lewis — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:21:15 +0000

The first in a three-part series chronicling the desperate power struggle between me and the water in my life.

tRN004: Elite Bachelornessity

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:50:00 +0000

There are many levels of bachelorhood. Let me explain one of them to you.

tRN003: Garage Door vs. Bathroom Scale

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:37:14 +0000

A great idea, but poor execution.

tRN002: Keys Are for Sissies

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:13:15 +0000

Have you every been locked out of your house?

tRN001: 2 Dish 2 Wash

Daniel J. Lewis — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:50:24 +0000

This is so classic of a story. Who hasn't made this mistake?