Stone says this podcast is episode 98. This episode is really not that good. I never recommend that people don’t listen to the podcast, but seriously don’t listen to this episode.

In the newest episode (which is most likely Episode 14), we talk about our recent travels – Stone went to Toy Fair, while I spend two lovely days in the Philadelphia airport. I also talk about Sleeping Dogs and give Stone a million reasons to fire me.

Along with that, we discuss spooky games and what we’ve recently been watching. I’m super serious. Don’t listen to this episode.

If you’re wanting to hear more from us, follow us on Twitter:

• Stone Chin – @GreatWallofChin
• Alex Monney – @alexmonney

The podcast is back! After a crazy ride that was the Assassin’s Creed III campaign, Stone and I have restarted the podcast. We’re back with a vengeance. Like we’re not vengeful about anything. More so I was just trying to find something that sounded cool and not dull… like our podcast.

This episode tries to take in all the things that happened since we did our last episode in March. We did a terrible job. You should listen to it anyways because our moms think we are cool.

If you’re wanting to hear more from us, follow us on Twitter:

• Stone Chin – @GreatWallofChin
• Alex Monney – @alexmonney

I blame jet lag for not getting this episode up. True fact: I fell asleep with my computer on my lap as this episode exported on the final day of our trip in Montpellier. Why two more day passed before I posted it? I DON’T KNOW GIVE ME A BREAK OK!

In the second part of our France podcast, Stone and I discuss more interesting facts from France and the food that we ate. We also talk about our first impressions of each other, which is probably a terrible terrible thing. But hey… now we’re best friends. THE BEST OF FRIENDS. Stone fully approves of that message.

PAX East is next week and I’m sure we’ll have something ridiculous prepared. Be sure to stop by the Ubisoft booth and say hello. Stone says that I’m going to get him hot dogs all throughout the conference. Unlikely for him, I think hot dogs are delicious and will most likely eat them all.

You’ve been hearing us yapping on and on for ten episodes now (eleven if you count our episode with official Australian correspondent, @NellyMorel). Well now it’s our turn to teach you something. Teach you about France to be exact.

If you didn’t know, Stone and I have been to Montpellier twice. Twice meaning that we are now experts. I think the third trip qualifies us as super experts, but we’ll get to that and adding our expertise to our LinkedIn profiles during our next trip. What you will be listening to now is a short segment about the six most important lessons that we learned in Montpellier.

Be sure to take notes. There will be a quiz.

The podcast is back! I know you all missed us! No… wait you mumbled. Did you mean to say yes? I’m going to guess you said yes. Thanks for thinking of us! You all are the best. A ROUND OF HIGH FIVES FOR ALL!

Ok I’m getting distracted. In episode ten, Stone welcomes me back with mediocre praise (he missed me, but doesn’t want to admit it in audio form). We discuss my wedding, which Stone attended and tweeted the entire time, and some recent activity from work – *cough* Assassin’s Creed III *cough*. Along with that, we pose a question. What would you expect to nerds to do in France – specifically Montpellier? Both Stone and I are planning to have cameras attached to our hips to send suggestions here.

Enjoy and be sure that you let us know what you think. We’re always open to criticism. Please send positive comments to me and yell at Stone… who will then yell at me. Actually, scratch that. Only say nice things.

PEACE OUT GANGSTAS!

Stone has posted the last couple of things on the blog, which is the reason why there isn’t colorful and vivid words attached to pictures of me eating cake. Everyone loves words, Stone. EVERYONE!

My next words for you are… EPISODE 8!

In the newest episode of The Assassin and The Ass, Stone and I unbox some special presents from Jeff Rubenstein over at PlayStation (yes, I know you have seen my amazing Lumines Electronic Symphony score and yes this happened a while ago). We also talk about the return of The Walking Dead and answer the gajillion questions that you all had.

By gajillion, I honestly mean like 15, but we ramble so it took forever. Also, we haven’t forgotten about sending out a copy of Mass Effect 2. We’ll choose a winner once Stone gets back. Maybe we’ll even announce it on the next podcast, which will take a gajillion years to edit and post.

Anyways, enjoy the new episode and as always you can find both Stone and I on the Twittersphere at @GreatWallofChin and @alexmonney.

For the last seven episodes, Stone and I have given you blackmail material entertained you. But, one can only get so much entertainment from two well-mannered and intelligent gentlemen. With that said, we decided to spice up the episode with our old-coworker turned drop-bear, Renelly (Nelly) Morel.

Nelly traveled across the globe – approximately 7416 miles according to the internet – to Australia. She’s now kicking ass at Limelight Digital and cooking things on plastic dolls (you’ll understand once you listen to the podcast… please listen to the podcast…)

As always you can follow all three of us on Twitter: Nelly (@UbiNelly), Stone (@GreatWallofChin) and Alex (@alexmonney).

It’s been a couple weeks since Stone and I have been able to sit down and record our nerdy banter. FEAR NOT LISTENERS! We have heard your cries for a new episode of The Assassin and The Ass! I’m titling this new episode “The Poontang Episode” (you’ll know why soon).

In the 35-minute-long shenanigan fest, Stone and I discuss recent travel expeditions, games that we have been playing and answer some of the most awkward questions that I have received in my life.

Speaking of questions, we are doing a giveaway during the next episode. For those that want to enter, please submit a question here and make sure that you don’t submit anonymously (we need to be able to choose a winner).

As always, follow both Stone (@GreatWallofChin) and I (@alexmonney) on Twitter to hear our daily banter. Enjoy and let us know what you think!

EPISODE SIX. (This is as creative a title as I could come up with)

Hey folks, while Alex is off enjoying himself at the Thunder from Down Under in Las Vegas for his bachelor party, I hacked into his computer and grabbed our latest podcast. Episode six!

This episode, we finally explain who we are (nobodies), we talk about watching Red Tails, I catch up on Hero Academy and convey my general dislike of Alex.

Actually, while I have this forum, I’m announcing a new contest: REPLACE ALEX 2012. Basically, I’ve decided to replace Alex – you can have his desk at the office and his place on the podcast. Go ahead and send in your applications. It’s a low bar.