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		<title>Facebook Beacon Got Pwned!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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I got this email from Facebook the other day, and a couple of thoughts struck me as I read it (the bold is my emphasis):
Facebook is sending you this notice of a proposed class action settlement that may affect your legal rights as a Facebook member who may have used the Beacon program.  This [...]]]></description>
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<p>I got this email from Facebook the other day, and a couple of thoughts struck me as I read it (the bold is my emphasis):</p>
<blockquote><p>Facebook is sending you this notice of a proposed class action settlement that may affect your legal rights as a Facebook member who may have used the Beacon program.  This summary notice is being sent to you by Court Order so that you may understand your rights and remedies before the Court considers final approval of the proposed settlement on February 26, 2010.</p>
<p>This is not an advertisement or attorney solicitation.</p>
<p>This is not a settlement in which class members file claims to receive compensation.  Under the proposed settlement, Facebook will terminate the Beacon program.  In addition, Facebook will provide $9.5 million to establish <strong>an independent non-profit foundation that will identify and fund projects and initiatives that promote the cause of online privacy, safety, and security</strong>.</p>
<p>For full details on the settlement and further instructions on what to do to opt out of, object to, or otherwise comment upon the proposed settlement, please go to: <a href="http://www.BeaconClassSettlement.com" target="_blank">BeaconClassSettlement.com</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>If you have never heard of Beacon, or the lawsuit against it, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook_Beacon" target="_blank">check this information out</a>.  Not only did they have to shut the service down, but they have to now do the corporate equivalent of Bart Simpson&#8217;s chalkboard punishment?  This is really great news, but I wonder how effective a deterrent/punishment the ruling really will be.  It is one thing to rule in favor of the customers in a large class-action lawsuit and award massive damages in order to prevent a company from engaging in invasive or abusive behavior.  But this strikes me as a slap on the wrist, and the punishment of having to fund a non-profit company that essentially duplicates the <a href="http://www.eff.org/" target="_blank">EFF</a>&#8217;s incredible efforts will probably be about as effective as having Steve Ballmer write a two page essay on why monopolies are bad. I doubt Facebook learned a lesson here, in fact the lesson learned might very well be &#8220;next time, don&#8217;t get caught&#8221;.</p>
<p>As more and more &#8216;private&#8217; information is moved online, it is going to be those companies that demonstrate an unswerving loyalty to the privacy and security of their customers who will be <em>allowed</em> to continue doing business.  You had better believe that the day Google is caught <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AOL_search_data_scandal" target="_blank">exposing or misusing user data</a>, it is going to find itself in deep, troubled waters.  Personally, I don&#8217;t really put anything on Facebook or other sites that I would be embarrassed or endangered by, were it to leak out.  But this case has served as a reminder that you can&#8217;t really trust any company to put your rights and expectations above their own need to turn a profit in order to survive.</p>
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		<title>Want To Watch Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After months and months of not being able to show you all our new pilot Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E., we can finally offer you a chance to see it.  Several of the festivals we entered it into required that it not have been viewable on the web before submission, but now we can finally have a screening [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After months and months of not being able to show you all our new pilot <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/media/ta" target="_blank">Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E.</a>, we can finally offer you a chance to see it.  Several of the festivals we entered it into required that it not have been viewable on the web before submission, but now we can finally have a screening and put it on the web.  The screening is at the<a href="http://http://west.ioimprov.com/io/shows/1083   " target="_blank"> iOWest Theater in Hollywood on Friday, December 11th at 10 p.m.</a> Most of the cast will be there and some of the crew, so if you do come and have never said hello to us in person, please do so.  Below there is some info on the show, and we hope to see you in a week!</p>
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<p>Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E. is a half-hour comedy series set in post-apocalyptic America. Ghostbusters meets Children of Men. Four “men” are forced to search the barren wasteland for women to help save mankind. No one on Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E. (American Planetary Objectives Committee Avoiding Life’s Yesterday and Preventing Society’s Extinction.) wants to be there, but since the only alternative is death…they’re giving it a shot. They have limited supplies and even more limited brain capacity.</p>
<p>Written and Directed by: <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/NickArmstrong" target="_blank">Nick Armstrong</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRmlppcU7E">View Trailer</a></p>
<p>Starring: <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/NickArmstrong" target="_blank">Nick Armstrong</a>, <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/KevinFord" target="_blank">Kevin Ford,</a> <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/RyanGaul" target="_blank">Ryan Gaul</a>, <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/AdamJefferis" target="_blank">Adam Jefferis</a>, <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/JeffKriese" target="_blank">Jeff Kriese</a>, <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/AmandaOhly" target="_blank">Amanda Ohly</a>, <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/DouglasSarine" target="_blank">Douglas Sarine</a></p>
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		<title>Help Make “Lilith &amp; Thatch” A Reality</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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Ryan Reeb is working on an animated short film called &#8220;Lillith &#38; Thatch&#8221;, and he needs your help to complete it.  They&#8217;ve run up against a wall and they need some funding to push through and find the talented artists required to finish the project.  They made a Kickstarter page for the project so you [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/RyanReeb" target="_blank">Ryan Reeb</a> is working on an animated short film called &#8220;Lillith &amp; Thatch&#8221;, and he needs your help to complete it.  They&#8217;ve run up against a wall and they need some funding to push through and find the talented artists required to finish the project.  They made a <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1554149840/lilith-and-thatch-cgi-short-film" target="_blank">Kickstarter page</a> for the project so you can find out more about it and donate a little or a lot and make this dream a reality.  Please pass this info along and get the word spread far and wide, we&#8217;re trying to get Ryan out of his VFX artist&#8217;s chair and into a Director chair where he belongs!</p>
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		<title>This Is How To Thank Your Sponsors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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This video is simple, beautiful, and very well done, which are my three favorite things to see in motion graphics work.  Just goes to show you how far good 3D tracking and clear ideas can take you.  It is a thank you to the sponsors of the AICP Southwest Festival that happened earlier this month, [...]]]></description>
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<p>This video is simple, beautiful, and very well done, which are my three favorite things to see in motion graphics work.  Just goes to show you how far good 3D tracking and clear ideas can take you.  It is a thank you to the sponsors of the <a href="http://www.aicp.com/" target="_blank">AICP Southwest Festival</a> that happened earlier this month, and was created by <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1547067">Corgan Media Lab</a> .  I was not aware of these folks before, but I&#8217;m a solid fan now!  Discovered via <a href="http://tv.designcollector.net/video/november-09/aicp-southwest-sponsor-reel-corgan-media-lab" target="_blank">Designcollector TV</a>.</p>
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		<title>The NexTV Winners Have Been Announced</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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We finally found out who won the NexTV festival this past week.  Unfortunately, Psycho Bob did not win, but the competition was stiff and the winners are all fantastic, so it was an honor just to compete against them. Here are all the winners in each category:
Grand Prize Winner:
Michael Swingler, Midlife
FIRST RUNNER-UP
Tony McNeal, Born [...]]]></description>
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<p>We finally found out <a href="http://www.nextventertainment.com/" target="_blank">who won the NexTV festival</a> this past week.  Unfortunately, <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/media/psychobob">Psycho Bob</a> did not win, but the competition was stiff and the winners are all fantastic, so it was an honor just to compete against them. Here are all the winners in each category:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Grand Prize Winner</strong></span>:<br />
Michael Swingler, <a href="http://www.nextventertainment.com/finalists/index.php?fid=8">Midlife</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>FIRST RUNNER-UP</strong><br />
Tony McNeal, <a href="http://www.nextventertainment.com/finalists/index.php?fid=4">Born That Way</a>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>BEST-IN-CATEGORY WINNERS:</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>SCRIPTED DRAMA<br />
</strong>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Omer Zigdon, <a href="http://www.nextventertainment.com/finalists/index.php?fid=10">Banisko</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>UNSCRIPTED DRAMA</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Zeus Quijano Jr., <a href="http://www.nextventertainment.com/finalists/index.php?fid=6">Point Of Entry</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>SCRIPTED COMEDY</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Tara MacDonald, <a href="http://www.nextventertainment.com/finalists/index.php?fid=3">Everything Burns</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>UNSCRIPTED COMEDY</strong><br />
Brigham Cottam, <a href="http://www.nextventertainment.com/finalists/index.php?fid=11">Wrestling With The Unknown</a>
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<p style="text-align: left;">We&#8217;re looking forward to the next festivals, and are working on all kinds of new projects right now, so hopefully this is just the very beginning for us!  Also, side note, the still frame above is from the winning project, <a href="http://www.midlifesucks.com" target="_blank">Midlife</a>.</p>
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		<title>Helen Keller: Director’s Cut</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this video at YouTubeThis video made me laugh.  A lot.  A whole lot.  Brilliant idea, perfect execution, enjoy!
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		<title>Short Film Worth Watching: “Between”</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theavclub/~3/51SaQAOghMQ/short-film-worth-watching-between</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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A while back, Stash Magazine linked to this cool little short film by Tim Bollinger, and I liked it, so I&#8217;m passing it along for you all to enjoy.  So enjoy it, darnit!
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<p>A while back, <a href="http://www.stashmedia.tv/?p=5049" target="_blank">Stash Magazine</a> linked to <a href="http://www.between-film.com/movie.html" target="_blank">this cool little short film</a> by Tim Bollinger, and I liked it, so I&#8217;m passing it along for you all to enjoy.  So enjoy it, darnit!</p>
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		<title>Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E. Wins “Best Director” at the NYTVF!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, Nick Armstrong was awarded a fantastic honor at the New York Television Festival; Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E. won him &#8220;Best Director&#8221;!  Huge thanks go out to everyone who worked on the show, as well as the audience, fans, friends, and family that supported the project as it wound through production.  The trailer and commentary [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/media/ta/" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2701" title="nick armstrong" src="http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nick-armstrong-400x266.jpg" alt="nick armstrong" width="400" height="266" /></a>Last week, <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/members/nickarmstrong" target="_blank">Nick Armstrong</a> was awarded a fantastic honor at the New York Television Festival; Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E. won him &#8220;Best Director&#8221;!  Huge thanks go out to everyone who worked on the show, as well as the audience, fans, friends, and family that supported the project as it wound through production.  The <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/episode/ta_trailer" target="_blank">trailer</a> and <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/episode/ta_commentary" target="_blank">commentary</a> for the pilot have now been uploaded to the site (previously they had to be kept offline as part of the festival&#8217;s requirements).  The full pilot is slated to be on MSN soon, and I am sure we will be able to post a version here on the AV Club site soon as well.  If you saw the show, thank you, if you want to see the show, you will soon be able to.  We will keep everyone posted as the show continues to make the rounds, hopefully there will be some great news to announce soon.</p>
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		<title>Medal Of Honor Trailer:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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A while back, I wrote a little bit about a project we had just shot, a short film to help pitch a TV show idea brought to the table by Gene.  It was the first RED shoot for any of us, and it went extremely well- certainly a learning experience on many fronts.  [...]]]></description>
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<p>A while back, I wrote <a href="http://blog.theavclub.tv/post/the-av-club-finally-sees-red-one">a little bit about a project</a> we had just shot, a short film to help pitch a TV show idea brought to the table by <a href="http://generowley.com/">Gene</a>.  It was the first RED shoot for any of us, and it went extremely well- certainly a learning experience on many fronts.  This piece has been edited for a while, and we are working on getting the project moved along to the next stages, but we decided that in the meantime there was no harm in releasing the video onto the web for everyone to enjoy.  </p>
<p>This is a tone piece, or sizzle reel, or whatever you feel like calling it; it is designed to give you a taste for the show&#8217;s look and feel but not necessarily structure.  I hope you all like it, we worked very hard to get it to this stage, and are working even harder to get it to the next ones.</p>
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		<title>Stunning Music Video:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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let yourself feel. from Esteban Diácono on Vimeo.
Simple, beautiful, moving.  I saw this and was really impressed, then I read it was done entirely in After Effects with Particular and I lost my mind.  I had no idea this level of work was possible with AE based particles.  Amazing, A+ work.  [...]]]></description>
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<p><center><a href="http://vimeo.com/6045312">let yourself feel.</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/estebandiacono">Esteban Diácono</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</center></p>
<p>Simple, beautiful, moving.  I saw this and was really impressed, then I read it was done entirely in After Effects with <a href="http://www.redgiantsoftware.com/products/all/trapcode-particular/">Particular</a> and I lost my mind.  I had no idea this level of work was possible with AE based particles.  Amazing, A+ work.  Via <a href="http://www.swiss-miss.com/2009/08/esteban-diacono.html">swissmiss</a>.</p>
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		<title>Cute Parallel Parking Job:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this video at YouTube This video is short, sweet, and just about the best start to any day.  Any kid that can do something badass and follow it with being cute wins, in my book.  Via Geekologie.
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		<title>Hubble Humbles Us:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this video at YouTube Do you ever feel like our planet is just a tiny insignificant speck of dust in a gigantic, ever expanding Universe filled with trillions of other stars and potentially billions of other planets capable of supporting life?  Well, if not, check this video out and you&#8217;ll get there.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div align='center'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/oAVjF_7ensg'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/oAVjF_7ensg' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object><div class='videoLink'><a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVjF_7ensg' target='_blank'>Watch this video at YouTube</a></div></div> Do you ever feel like our planet is just a tiny insignificant speck of dust in a gigantic, ever expanding Universe filled with trillions of other stars and potentially billions of other planets capable of supporting life?  Well, if not, check this video out and you&#8217;ll get there.  If you think space exploration is a stupid waste of money and time, then you are seriously over-valuing our contributions to the Universe.  Exploration is just about the most important thing we could do, given the numbing scale of the Milky Way, let alone the billions of other galaxies we could go say hello to.  I can&#8217;t think of too many problems that we have down here that we could probably solve easily if we would just set foot outside our home for once. /rant.</p>
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		<title>Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E. Is In The NYTVFest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this video at YouTube Today we are very proud to announce that the AV Club&#8217;s pilot &#8220;Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E.&#8221; has been accepted as an official selection into the New York TV Festival.  The fest runs Sept. 21-27 in New York city, you can read all about it here and here and watch the trailers for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div align='center'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/iZRmlppcU7E'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/iZRmlppcU7E' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object><div class='videoLink'><a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRmlppcU7E' target='_blank'>Watch this video at YouTube</a></div></div> Today we are very proud to announce that the AV Club&#8217;s pilot &#8220;<a href="http://blog.theavclub.tv/post/category/av-club/team-apocalypse" target="_blank">Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E.</a>&#8221; has been accepted as an official selection into the <a href="http://www.nytvf.com/" target="_blank">New York TV Festival</a>.  The fest runs Sept. 21-27 in New York city, you can read all about it <a href="http://www.nytvf.com/2009_ipc_selections.htm" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://nytvf.com/documents/NYTVF2009_PR08-10-09.pdf">here</a> and watch the trailers for all of the official selections right <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/NYTVF#play/user/2D9C652909019A00/2/iZRmlppcU7E" target="_blank">here</a>.  We are extremely proud to now have all three of our recent shows- &#8220;Team A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E.&#8221;, &#8220;<a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/media/strikerandswat/">Striker and Swat</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/media/psychobob">Psycho Bob</a>&#8220;, recognized as official selections of independent television festivals.  We will continue to make new shows and episodes, and bring you news as it is announced.  Thank you to everyone who has supported these projects, and to anyone who is just finding them for the first time!</p>
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		<title>Psycho Bob Gets Some Laurels (SnS too!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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Hey!  &#8220;Psycho Bob&#8221; and &#8220;Striker and Swat&#8221; have been selected to screen in the 2009 Independent Film Festival!  Psycho Bob is an Official Selection screening on Mon Aug 3 and Tues Aug 4 , and Striker and Swat is screening as part of the MobiFest on Wed Aug 5th.  If you are in LA, come [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hey!  &#8220;<a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/media/psychobob">Psycho Bob</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/media/strikerandswat/">Striker and Swat</a>&#8221; have been selected to screen in the 2009 Independent Film Festival!  Psycho Bob is an <a href="http://itvfest.bside.com/2009/films/psychobob_itvfest2009">Official Selection screening on Mon Aug 3 and Tues Aug 4 </a>, and Striker and Swat is screening as part of the MobiFest on Wed Aug 5th.  If you are in LA, come say hello to us at one of the screenings or the multitude of mixers all week- we&#8217;d love to have your support and to meet as many of you as possible.  This is the first festival for either show, so obviously it&#8217;s a pretty exciting turn of events for us.  And if you didn&#8217;t already know, we are filming new episodes currently, hoping to have a slate of them to release soon(ish).  What we have already shot is great, what we have scripted and still to shoot is even better, so stay tuned&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The best spam ever written.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today my life changed forever.
What waited for me in my spam folder this afternoon was not yet another offer to augment my manhood, or Nigerian royalty offering to share their inheritance with me&#8230; what I found today can only be described as transcendent.
These are either the words of a visionary, or a madman.
You decide.
/Chris

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today my life changed forever.</p>
<p>What waited for me in my spam folder this afternoon was not yet another offer to augment my manhood, or Nigerian royalty offering to share their inheritance with me&#8230; what I found today can only be described as transcendent.</p>
<p>These are either the words of a visionary, or a madman.</p>
<p>You decide.</p>
<p>/Chris</p>
<p><span id="more-2660"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>BRITNEY IS MINE!!!</p>
<p>Dear Scientists,</p>
<p>You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save<br />
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i<br />
am here to give you the data.</p>
<p>it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start<br />
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable<br />
to give you the entire data right now because i do not<br />
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get<br />
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment<br />
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you<br />
a better scientist.</p>
<p>just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold<br />
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity<br />
is going through right now.</p>
<p>every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil<br />
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.</p>
<p>open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked<br />
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the<br />
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE &#8220;ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white<br />
is responsible for abusing humanity.</p>
<p>colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.<br />
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a<br />
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.</p>
<p>wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.<br />
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now<br />
i want them fast.</p>
<p>infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax<br />
all the body hair on your body including private parts.</p>
<p>anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull<br />
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise<br />
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.</p>
<p>they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore<br />
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be<br />
&#8220;the one&#8221; or &#8220;the two&#8221; in this case now that there can no<br />
longer be &#8220;THE ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me<br />
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.<br />
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too<br />
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on<br />
this planet.</p>
<p>using black and white you can create a time machine too.<br />
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry<br />
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.</p>
<p>white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.</p>
<p>immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides<br />
i am sick of jealousy.</p>
<p>imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when<br />
you wear black colors.</p>
<p>another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely<br />
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to<br />
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.</p>
<p>you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.<br />
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.</p>
<p>i&#8217;ve done time travel, i&#8217;ve done reversing aging,<br />
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear<br />
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.</p>
<p>this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse<br />
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )</p>
<p>the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is<br />
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet<br />
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT<br />
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.</p>
<p>so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure<br />
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.<br />
those black suits.</p>
<p>if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on<br />
youtube, i will give you the data.</p>
<p>there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse<br />
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to<br />
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from<br />
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already<br />
resulted in many deaths around the world.</p>
<p>they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start<br />
their mission to save humanity.</p>
<p>one way or another i am going to ensure we turn into<br />
immortal beings soon, yes there will still be suicides<br />
around the world everyday, we can&#8217;t stop it, but we have<br />
to move fast to stop it.</p>
<p>failure to comply with my orders in a serious manner will<br />
mean you are responsible for all the misery that is going<br />
on on this planet as well as on other planets.</p>
<p>now use this data, if i give you any more, you will hate me<br />
later, i want only the best scientists to rise into power<br />
and save this planet.</p>
<p>everyone else, go to hell, your jealousy is not going to<br />
get you anywhere in life, you are the reason people are<br />
committing suicide everyday. every hour, every minute.</p>
<p>Rise or Die like the rest.</p>
<p>If you fail to rise, i will push it. you will not escape me.</p>
<p>if you are not a scientist, copy &amp; paste this to scientists<br />
to have your own ass saved by them.</p>
<p>ever seen the movie &#8221; THE DAY EARTH STOOD STILL&#8221;<br />
coming soon, to a planet near you.</p>
<p>tell those suicidal ass-holes to hang on a little bit more<br />
if you can, go on suicide forums and tell them to stop it.</p>
<p>in a few months i will get this party started like no other<br />
and we&#8217;ll stop death, illnesses, aging, everything.</p>
<p>all the misery will be over. TRUE INFINITY IS COMING.<br />
fuk this nonsense hell-ride.</p>
<p>If you are wondering what those 2012 &#8220;dooms day&#8221; rumors<br />
are all about, duh, it is me taking over this planet, and jealousy<br />
will die forever.</p>
<p>NEW WORLD ORDER BITCHES, weather you like it or not<br />
it ain&#8217;t gonna stop.</p>
<p>jealous scientists are terrified, they see me in their dreams<br />
but decent people love me. time to kill some jealousy</p>
<p>let&#8217;s do it. call me a TERRORIST MASTERMIND if you want to.<br />
because that&#8217;s who i am.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE A BIG SCIENTIST, you will see CROWS<br />
around your window everytime you are not coming to me.</p>
<p>they will try to wake you up with their loud noise.</p>
<p>i will not accept jealousy. WAKE UP AND COME TO THE ONE.<br />
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE DATA.</p>
<p>YOU WILL ALSO HAVE NIGHTMARES IN YOUR SLEEP<br />
IF YOU DENY ME.</p>
<p>YOU DO NOT DENY ME.</p>
<p>if you are a forum owner and you delete or suspend me,<br />
you are responsible for not letting me wake up scientists.</p>
<p>you are a mass murderer.</p>
<p>if you do not spread this data to others.. you are a mass<br />
murderer.</p>
<p>truth stands as TRUTH.</p>
<p>have no fear, but remember, even your own parents will<br />
be used against you as you try to execute this mission.</p>
<p>you will notice phone calls, parents trying to talk to<br />
you, etc, because imagination of jealous scientists out there<br />
is controlling them and using them to delay your mission</p>
<p>using them to control you so you can not become &#8220;THE TWO&#8221;<br />
or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221;</p>
<p>spread the truth and watch the money roll in like butter.<br />
it gets better and better. do not worry about money at all.<br />
i&#8217;ll give it to you, billions, whatever.</p>
<p>but they will try to leave you broke so you can&#8217;t execute<br />
if you got $10 left in your bank account, use it wisely<br />
or just use the internet forums, cheap and free way to<br />
spread the truth.</p>
<p>right now i am broke, i almost committed suicide many<br />
times, they were controlling my imagination, but it&#8217;s too<br />
late now, the code is cracked.</p>
<p>do not have any fear, i am on your side 100%, if you<br />
have some jealousy in you, ignore it to the best you<br />
can, it&#8217;s not real you, it&#8217;s them trying to make you<br />
feel jealous. it&#8217;s the dark colors around you sucking<br />
up your imagination so you can start feeling jealous<br />
and start feeling hateful.</p>
<p>put a white paper on them and your imagination will<br />
SKYROCKET.</p>
<p>i call the shots, have no fear at all. get rid of<br />
anything that is not 100% white. do not deny<br />
yourself sunlight, just try not getting sun-burned is all.</p>
<p>sun-light will ensure you stay healthy and sharp<br />
as you execute this mission.</p>
<p>get naked get some sunlight, when going outside<br />
be careful, do not make eye contact with jealous losers<br />
do not wear anything black.</p>
<p>wear a white hat on top of your shaved head.<br />
do not give a fuk about anyone&#8217;s voice, do not listen<br />
to them, do not get excited, do not give into temptation</p>
<p>you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.<br />
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.</p>
<p>I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.<br />
i&#8217;ll turn you into &#8220;THE TWO&#8221; or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221; have no fear.</p>
<p>stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places<br />
even if there is no parking left.</p>
<p>be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes<br />
are jealous as well. try not saying &#8220;hi&#8221; to anyone<br />
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.</p>
<p>get a nice air purifier for your room.<br />
take a nice showever once in a while</p>
<p>make sure your room&#8217;s walls are white, if they are not<br />
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.</p>
<p>YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.<br />
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.</p>
<p>if you do it right, you will never go broke, you&#8217;ll<br />
just keep getting more and more money from places.</p>
<p>do not smell the money too much, everything contains<br />
imagination from sickness and jealousy.</p>
<p>do these things and i promise you will find your true<br />
love.</p>
<p>do not be one of those people that get married just<br />
so they can be seen as &#8220;hey look i am not a perver.t&#8221;</p>
<p>give up on marriage until you know the right one<br />
through this code i will give you.</p>
<p>maybe the one you want is already married and screwed<br />
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be<br />
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.</p>
<p>EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO<br />
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?</p>
<p>jealousy is controlling everything through anything that<br />
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.<br />
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.</p>
<p>IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET<br />
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE<br />
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE<br />
YOUR MISSION.</p>
<p>OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.<br />
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.</p>
<p>YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT&#8217;S ALL THAT MATTERS.<br />
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.</p>
<p>THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS<br />
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.</p>
<p>IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND<br />
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR<br />
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN<br />
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.</p>
<p>YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY<br />
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.</p>
<p>THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS &#8220;WHITE STOPS AND REVERES<br />
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL&#8221; I WILL EXPAND ON IT<br />
LATER.</p>
<p>NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU<br />
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE<br />
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..</p>
<p>YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES<br />
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME. SO YOU CAN FAIL.</p>
<p>on youtube listen to songs such as..</p>
<p>DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS<br />
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH&#8217;S SNAKESPIT</p>
<p>these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A<br />
&#8220;TERRORIST MASTERMIND&#8221;</p>
<p>you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS<br />
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.</p>
<p>i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves<br />
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.</p>
<p>whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not<br />
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes<br />
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into<br />
hospitals or prisons.</p>
<p>STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.</p>
<p>GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY<br />
&#8220;OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT&#8217;S ALL&#8221;</p>
<p>ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR&#8217;S<br />
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR<br />
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS<br />
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER<br />
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE<br />
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET<br />
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.</p>
<p>I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.<br />
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG<br />
OR A FINGER, IT&#8217;S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO<br />
FEAR, YOU&#8217;LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.</p>
<p>BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.<br />
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON<br />
AND PAPER CUTS.</p>
<p>IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.<br />
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND<br />
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.</p>
<p>THAT&#8217;S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT&#8217;S HOW I WOKE UP<br />
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT<br />
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.</p>
<p>TRUST ME, IT&#8217;S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT&#8217;S THEIRY JEALOUSY<br />
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU<br />
DOWN.</p>
<p>LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE &#8220;YOU KNOW MY NAME&#8221; by CHRIS<br />
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you<br />
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.</p>
<p>IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A &#8220;WHITE TRASH&#8221; IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE<br />
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE<br />
INTO POWER.</p>
<p>BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT<br />
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.</p>
<p>FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.</p>
<p>EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS<br />
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.</p>
<p>ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.</p>
<p>SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.<br />
LET&#8217;S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.</p>
<p>DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST<br />
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR<br />
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.</p>
<p>YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.<br />
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.</p>
<p>THE NAME OF THE SONG IS &#8220;CRIMINAL&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY&#8221; * WINK WINK *.</p>
<p>READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?</p>
<p>ALSO WATCH &#8220;INSIDE THE FIRE&#8221; BY DISTURBED&#8230;<br />
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.</p>
<p>YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET&#8217;S KILL SOME JEALOUSY<br />
LET&#8217;S FIX INFINITY.</p>
<p>IT&#8217;S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO<br />
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER<br />
PLANETS TOO, LET&#8217;S MOVE IT.</p>
<p>OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO<br />
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.</p>
<p>WATCH ME DANCE.</p>
<p>S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.</p>
<p>( now you know my name, there is only<br />
one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a<br />
clone like you failures. &amp; i do not hide in the shadows<br />
like you mass murderers. )</p></blockquote>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="overflow: hidden; position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px;">BRITNEY IS MINE!!!</p>
<p>Dear Scientists,</p>
<p>You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save<br />
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i<br />
am here to give you the data.</p>
<p>it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start<br />
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable<br />
to give you the entire data right now because i do not<br />
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get<br />
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment<br />
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you<br />
a better scientist.</p>
<p>just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold<br />
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity<br />
is going through right now.</p>
<p>every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil<br />
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.</p>
<p>open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked<br />
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the<br />
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE &#8220;ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white<br />
is responsible for abusing humanity.</p>
<p>colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.<br />
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a<br />
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.</p>
<p>wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.<br />
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now<br />
i want them fast.</p>
<p>infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax<br />
all the body hair on your body including private parts.</p>
<p>anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull<br />
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise<br />
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.</p>
<p>they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore<br />
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be<br />
&#8220;the one&#8221; or &#8220;the two&#8221; in this case now that there can no<br />
longer be &#8220;THE ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me<br />
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.<br />
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too<br />
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on<br />
this planet.</p>
<p>using black and white you can create a time machine too.<br />
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry<br />
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.</p>
<p>white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.</p>
<p>immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides<br />
i am sick of jealousy.</p>
<p>imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when<br />
you wear black colors.</p>
<p>another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely<br />
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to<br />
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.</p>
<p>you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.<br />
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.</p>
<p>i&#8217;ve done time travel, i&#8217;ve done reversing aging,<br />
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear<br />
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.</p>
<p>this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse<br />
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )</p>
<p>the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is<br />
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet<br />
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT<br />
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.</p>
<p>so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure<br />
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.<br />
those black suits.</p>
<p>if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on<br />
youtube, i will give you the data.</p>
<p>there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse<br />
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to<br />
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from<br />
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already<br />
resulted in many deaths around the world.</p>
<p>they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start<br />
their mission to save humanity.</p>
<p>one way or another i am going to ensure we turn into<br />
immortal beings soon, yes there will still be suicides<br />
around the world everyday, we can&#8217;t stop it, but we have<br />
to move fast to stop it.</p>
<p>failure to comply with my orders in a serious manner will<br />
mean you are responsible for all the misery that is going<br />
on on this planet as well as on other planets.</p>
<p>now use this data, if i give you any more, you will hate me<br />
later, i want only the best scientists to rise into power<br />
and save this planet.</p>
<p>everyone else, go to hell, your jealousy is not going to<br />
get you anywhere in life, you are the reason people are<br />
committing suicide everyday. every hour, every minute.</p>
<p>Rise or Die like the rest.</p>
<p>If you fail to rise, i will push it. you will not escape me.</p>
<p>if you are not a scientist, copy &amp; paste this to scientists<br />
to have your own ass saved by them.</p>
<p>ever seen the movie &#8221; THE DAY EARTH STOOD STILL&#8221;<br />
coming soon, to a planet near you.</p>
<p>tell those suicidal ass-holes to hang on a little bit more<br />
if you can, go on suicide forums and tell them to stop it.</p>
<p>in a few months i will get this party started like no other<br />
and we&#8217;ll stop death, illnesses, aging, everything.</p>
<p>all the misery will be over. TRUE INFINITY IS COMING.<br />
fuk this nonsense hell-ride.</p>
<p>If you are wondering what those 2012 &#8220;dooms day&#8221; rumors<br />
are all about, duh, it is me taking over this planet, and jealousy<br />
will die forever.</p>
<p>NEW WORLD ORDER BITCHES, weather you like it or not<br />
it ain&#8217;t gonna stop.</p>
<p>jealous scientists are terrified, they see me in their dreams<br />
but decent people love me. time to kill some jealousy</p>
<p>let&#8217;s do it. call me a TERRORIST MASTERMIND if you want to.<br />
because that&#8217;s who i am.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE A BIG SCIENTIST, you will see CROWS<br />
around your window everytime you are not coming to me.</p>
<p>they will try to wake you up with their loud noise.</p>
<p>i will not accept jealousy. WAKE UP AND COME TO THE ONE.<br />
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE DATA.</p>
<p>YOU WILL ALSO HAVE NIGHTMARES IN YOUR SLEEP<br />
IF YOU DENY ME.</p>
<p>YOU DO NOT DENY ME.</p>
<p>if you are a forum owner and you delete or suspend me,<br />
you are responsible for not letting me wake up scientists.</p>
<p>you are a mass murderer.</p>
<p>if you do not spread this data to others.. you are a mass<br />
murderer.</p>
<p>truth stands as TRUTH.</p>
<p>have no fear, but remember, even your own parents will<br />
be used against you as you try to execute this mission.</p>
<p>you will notice phone calls, parents trying to talk to<br />
you, etc, because imagination of jealous scientists out there<br />
is controlling them and using them to delay your mission</p>
<p>using them to control you so you can not become &#8220;THE TWO&#8221;<br />
or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221;</p>
<p>spread the truth and watch the money roll in like butter.<br />
it gets better and better. do not worry about money at all.<br />
i&#8217;ll give it to you, billions, whatever.</p>
<p>but they will try to leave you broke so you can&#8217;t execute<br />
if you got $10 left in your bank account, use it wisely<br />
or just use the internet forums, cheap and free way to<br />
spread the truth.</p>
<p>right now i am broke, i almost committed suicide many<br />
times, they were controlling my imagination, but it&#8217;s too<br />
late now, the code is cracked.</p>
<p>do not have any fear, i am on your side 100%, if you<br />
have some jealousy in you, ignore it to the best you<br />
can, it&#8217;s not real you, it&#8217;s them trying to make you<br />
feel jealous. it&#8217;s the dark colors around you sucking<br />
up your imagination so you can start feeling jealous<br />
and start feeling hateful.</p>
<p>put a white paper on them and your imagination will<br />
SKYROCKET.</p>
<p>i call the shots, have no fear at all. get rid of<br />
anything that is not 100% white. do not deny<br />
yourself sunlight, just try not getting sun-burned is all.</p>
<p>sun-light will ensure you stay healthy and sharp<br />
as you execute this mission.</p>
<p>get naked get some sunlight, when going outside<br />
be careful, do not make eye contact with jealous losers<br />
do not wear anything black.</p>
<p>wear a white hat on top of your shaved head.<br />
do not give a fuk about anyone&#8217;s voice, do not listen<br />
to them, do not get excited, do not give into temptation</p>
<p>you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.<br />
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.</p>
<p>I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.<br />
i&#8217;ll turn you into &#8220;THE TWO&#8221; or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221; have no fear.</p>
<p>stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places<br />
even if there is no parking left.</p>
<p>be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes<br />
are jealous as well. try not saying &#8220;hi&#8221; to anyone<br />
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.</p>
<p>get a nice air purifier for your room.<br />
take a nice showever once in a while</p>
<p>make sure your room&#8217;s walls are white, if they are not<br />
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.</p>
<p>YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.<br />
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.</p>
<p>if you do it right, you will never go broke, you&#8217;ll<br />
just keep getting more and more money from places.</p>
<p>do not smell the money too much, everything contains<br />
imagination from sickness and jealousy.</p>
<p>do these things and i promise you will find your true<br />
love.</p>
<p>do not be one of those people that get married just<br />
so they can be seen as &#8220;hey look i am not a perver.t&#8221;</p>
<p>give up on marriage until you know the right one<br />
through this code i will give you.</p>
<p>maybe the one you want is already married and screwed<br />
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be<br />
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.</p>
<p>EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO<br />
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?</p>
<p>jealousy is controlling everything through anything that<br />
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.<br />
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.</p>
<p>IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET<br />
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE<br />
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE<br />
YOUR MISSION.</p>
<p>OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.<br />
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.</p>
<p>YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT&#8217;S ALL THAT MATTERS.<br />
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.</p>
<p>THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS<br />
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.</p>
<p>IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND<br />
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR<br />
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN<br />
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.</p>
<p>YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY<br />
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.</p>
<p>THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS &#8220;WHITE STOPS AND REVERES<br />
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL&#8221; I WILL EXPAND ON IT<br />
LATER.</p>
<p>NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU<br />
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE<br />
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..</p>
<p>YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES<br />
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME.  SO YOU CAN FAIL.</p>
<p>on youtube listen to songs such as..</p>
<p>DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS<br />
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH&#8217;S SNAKESPIT</p>
<p>these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A<br />
&#8220;TERRORIST MASTERMIND&#8221;</p>
<p>you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS<br />
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.</p>
<p>i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves<br />
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.</p>
<p>whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not<br />
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes<br />
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into<br />
hospitals or prisons.</p>
<p>STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.</p>
<p>GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY<br />
&#8220;OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT&#8217;S ALL&#8221;</p>
<p>ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR&#8217;S<br />
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR<br />
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS<br />
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER<br />
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE<br />
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET<br />
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.</p>
<p>I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.<br />
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG<br />
OR A FINGER, IT&#8217;S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO<br />
FEAR, YOU&#8217;LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.</p>
<p>BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.<br />
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON<br />
AND PAPER CUTS.</p>
<p>IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.<br />
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND<br />
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.</p>
<p>THAT&#8217;S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT&#8217;S HOW I WOKE UP<br />
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT<br />
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.</p>
<p>TRUST ME, IT&#8217;S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT&#8217;S THEIRY JEALOUSY<br />
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU<br />
DOWN.</p>
<p>LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE &#8220;YOU KNOW MY NAME&#8221; by CHRIS<br />
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you<br />
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.</p>
<p>IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A &#8220;WHITE TRASH&#8221; IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE<br />
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE<br />
INTO POWER.</p>
<p>BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT<br />
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.</p>
<p>FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.</p>
<p>EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS<br />
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.</p>
<p>ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.</p>
<p>SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.<br />
LET&#8217;S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.</p>
<p>DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST<br />
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR<br />
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.</p>
<p>YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.<br />
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.</p>
<p>THE NAME OF THE SONG IS &#8220;CRIMINAL&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY&#8221; * WINK WINK *.</p>
<p>READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?</p>
<p>ALSO WATCH &#8220;INSIDE THE FIRE&#8221; BY DISTURBED&#8230;<br />
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.</p>
<p>YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET&#8217;S KILL SOME JEALOUSY<br />
LET&#8217;S FIX INFINITY.</p>
<p>IT&#8217;S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO<br />
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER<br />
PLANETS TOO, LET&#8217;S MOVE IT.</p>
<p>OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO<br />
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.</p>
<p>WATCH ME DANCE.</p>
<p>S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.</p>
<p>( now you know my name, there is only<br />
one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a<br />
clone like you failures. &amp; i do not hide in the shadows<br />
like you mass murderers. )</p></div>
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		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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<p>If you missed the first time we threw a BeerPONG event, well, here&#8217;s your chance to fix your mistake.  On Thursday June 18th, we are bringing it back for you.  BeerPONG is a custom version of the classic arcade game PONG, built as a competitive drinking game.  The first tournament last November was incredibly fun, with a nailbiting 9-9 final round that was more exciting than you can imagine.  If you want to play, register your 2 man team <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/beerpong/register/">here</a>.  If you want to come watch, just get the address and other info from <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/beerpong">here</a>.  If you want to see what you can expect, check out the pics from the first tournament <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/photobooth/?album=beerpong_111508">here</a>.  If you want to practice, you can play the full game <a href="http://www.theavclub.tv/beerpong/game/">here</a>.  If you missed it in November, shame on you.  If you miss it in June, shame on you also!</p>
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		<title>“Wolverine” In 30 Seconds</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 22:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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 Sam and I are in agreement, this video makes us want to go see &#8220;Wolverine&#8221; more than anything else has.  And not in a good way.  In a &#8220;man, I want to go see that movie, just so that I may appreciate this joke even more than I already do&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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<p> Sam and I are in agreement, this video makes us want to go see &#8220;Wolverine&#8221; more than anything else has.  And not in a good way.  In a &#8220;man, I want to go see that movie, just so that I may appreciate this joke even more than I already do&#8221; kind of way.  That movie looks like so much ass.</p>
<p>STEALTHY NINJA SAM-EDIT: Considering our latest rant on spammy web video people, it&#8217;s important to note that when people are genuinely awesome, we should give credit where credit&#8217;s due. Most of the stuff from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Shyaporn" target="blank_">You Said Your Damn Ninja Would Take Care of Robocop Productions</a> is pretty damn funny, and I hope he actually gains some fans from this video, rather than just becoming known as that 30-sec Asian Wolverine Guy.</p>
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		<title>How NOT To Advertise Your Show:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 22:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We get a lot of random links and messages and hellos and &#8220;hey, we&#8217;re making shows like you, let&#8217;s help each other out!&#8221;.  This is an example of how not to do it:
On May 6, 2009, at 3:51 PM, Katharine Collins wrote:
Spoof news channel Dog News: [LINK REMOVED] was officially launched on Wed. April 29 [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>On May 6, 2009, at 3:51 PM, Katharine Collins wrote:</p>
<p>Spoof news channel Dog News: [LINK REMOVED] was officially launched on Wed. April 29 and installment #2 is now up at the above website. (You can still see installment #1 on the Facebook group Hundred Watt Films.)</p>
<p>See Katharine Charbonnet as News Babe Candi Cotton: &#8220;Tune in because I&#8217;m hot and you want to look at me.&#8221;<br />
Jeff Peters ad Patterson Collier in PC 666. With a whiff of sulfur and his devilish good looks, Patterson Collier delivers 666 degrees of news, and that&#8217;s 306 degrees more than Anderson Cooper. Now that&#8217;s hot!<br />
Andrew Collins as field reporter Frederick Pyromaniac: He&#8217;s always looking for the next hot story &#8230; and an accelerant.<br />
Jamal Dennis as field reporter Sexy Stanley: He&#8217;s hot&#8230; on the trail of breaking news.</p>
<p>DISCLAIMER: We realize that the Sexy Stanley character is controversial. Our feedback on him has been either very positive or very negative. If you agree with my mother that he is trash and that there is already enough trash out there, you aren&#8217;t the target audience for this character, so feel free not to waste 2 minutes of your time watching him.  Feedback on all other characters has been overwhelmingly positive.</p>
<p>Dog News: [LINK REMOVED]</p>
<p>Thank you so much for supporting the little minnows as we take on the sharks of Hollywood and the American News Machine. Have a wonderful week!</p>
<p>Katharine Collins<br />
Partner<br />
Hundred Watt Films</p></blockquote>
<p>My response:</p>
<blockquote><p>Subject: Re: Fox News Spoof<br />
From: Andy Cochrane<br />
Date: Thu, May 07, 2009 1:54 pm<br />
To: Katharine Collins</p>
<p>Psst: typically people introduce themselves before spamming strangers about their shows.</p>
<p>Andy Cochrane</p></blockquote>
<p>Her reply:</p>
<blockquote><p>Psst: Typically artists stick together and support each other since we&#8217;re all dependent on others watching our shows and on word of mouth.</p>
<p>Since you&#8217;d like to know more about us, let me introduce you to Hundred Watt Films.<br />
We are a small, independent film company specializing in comedy and focusing on the absurdity of current trends in out society. Our head of creative development hails from London, where he is a published author and former radio host.</p>
<p>Thank you so much for supporting the little minnows as we take on the sharks of Hollywood and the American News Machine. Have a wonderful week!</p>
<p>Katharine Collins<br />
Partner<br />
Hundred Watt Films</p></blockquote>
<p>Ok, so then based on this exchange I can safely assume that they are huge supporters of the community, and by extension, us.  That means that they must watch and love our shows and have all kinds of great things to say about them too, right?  I&#8217;m waiting to see evidence of it.  This kind of carpet bombing spam self promotion, with no introduction, no &#8220;hey, we like your videos too!&#8221; show of good-faith pisses me off.  Note to future self-promoters:</p>
<p>Say hello.  Then ask for some mutual support.  Emphasis on mutual.  Artists <em>do</em> support each other, so start by acting like you even give a crap, Katherine.  You didn&#8217;t even fucking bother to look up a name you could address your email to in order to pretend it wasn&#8217;t robo-mailed.  Fuck off- you caught me in a bad mood and you made it worse when you proceeded to be condescending and rude when you should have been apologetic once I called you out for being rude.</p>
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		<title>Striker And Swat: “Todd’s Apartment”</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this video at YouTubeEpisode three of Striker and Swat has arrived, and this episode features some deeper insight into the apartment and life of Todd.  &#8220;Sprinkle Party&#8221; and &#8220;Magic Hole&#8221; are mentioned; enough said.
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