The Basketball Jones

Ep. 462: Yacht Rock

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:56:00 -0500

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas lift anchor and set sail for the uncharted waters of TNT’s Thursday night schedule. Can Shaq and Big Z co-exist in Cleveland? Are the Jazz already playing must-win games? Was LeBron robbed of a late-game foul call? All that, plus Yacht Rock Crossfire, the case for Anthony Randolph and Wanker of the Week.

Keep it nautical, basketball brethren, and have a smooth weekend.

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Ep. 461: Act Like You Know

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:11:00 -0500

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas discuss how far the Rockets can go with Ariza as their go-to scorer. Tas heads to the ACC to clap for Oak while Skeets instructs Tyler Hansbrough on the finer points of acting. All that, plus Detroit trade rumors, killer Kobe and CP3’s stat sheet domination.

All the world is a stage; and all the men and women merely players.

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TBJ: Digital Babysitters

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:21:00 -0500

Hey, what can we say? Kids love a good NBA podcast.

(Thanks, Dr. F)

Ep. 460: LP Potpourri

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:48:00 -0500

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas bask in the glory of an action-packed Tuesday night schedule. Do the Cavaliers and Wizards have a rivalry? What was with KD’s crunch time shot selection? Can Skeets keep his Nash-chub under wraps? All that, plus an examination of the Brandon Jennings trend.

Step right up for the Dirkus Circus, folks. It’s the Greatest Show on Earth.

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Ep. 459: Try The Veal

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:09:00 -0500

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas face their toughest challenge yet — getting Stan Van Gundy to smile. They also mourn the lack of defense between the Cats and Nets, applaud the gritty Rockets, and tell Hornets fans to start worrying. All that, plus Skeets advocates sports bigamy and Tas calls out Allen Iverson.

Remember to tip your waitress. They’ll be here all week.

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Ep. 458: Sphinx Surprise

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:50:00 -0500

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas discuss the early surprises of the NBA season. Which teams are gelling sooner than expected? Which players took a step backwards? Who is rolling with swagger? All that, plus shocking NBA costumes, the riddle of the sphinx and F-bombs galore.

A Bloody Mary for your Halloween hangover.

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Ep. 457: King and Captain?

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:47:00 -0400

On today’s show, Evil Waldo and Joakim Melas tackle a few questions. Is Stephen Jackson a good fit in Cleveland? Can Artest replace Ariza’s L.A. production? And is Aaron Afflalo the new Dahntay Jones? All that, and some talk about this regurgitated “Play-In Tournament” idea.

Happy trick-or-treating, kids.

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Life Is Capricious

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:46:00 -0400

Hopefully, we’ll be back tomorrow. Hang tight.

Ep. 456: The Return

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:45:00 -0400

On today’s inaugural show, Skeets and Tas reunite to kickoff the NBA season. How did Shaq fare in his transition from cactus to Cav? Has Boston returned to championship form? How many Boyz II Men concerts did Tas attend this summer? All that, plus slowly unfurling banners, awkward high fives and the settling of an old bet.

Welcome back, NBA. You coy bastard.

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Anticipate Drama

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:56:16 -0400

Biscottie Pippen

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:15:21 -0400

via Food’lebrities

Ron Artest plays 'Beach Monopoly'

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:15:02 -0400

Cheers, JS!

Monstars

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:08:34 -0400

Catch Up, Part 2

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:01:00 -0400

Ball Don’t Lie team previews, baby.

Simmons on Hedo

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:21:00 -0400

“New team, different offense, overpaid, can’t be hidden as well on defense because he doesn’t have a shot-blocker behind him, signs of decline last season, high expectations, bad karma from boning over the Blazers after a verbal agreement, the day-to-day frazzles of living in a Canadian city … my shit detector is going off. Sorry, Raptor Truthers. I always trust the shit detector. Just last week, it went off even as Balloon Boy’s balloon was still floating through Colorado. Never fails me. I predict a surprisingly disappointing first season for him. And maybe even a goofy injury like plantar fasciitis or a partially torn hip labrum. Always gotta trust the shit detector.” — Simba

Catch Up

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:22:39 -0400

BDL team previews: Raptors, Mavericks, Rockets, Grizzlies, Hornets, Spurs, Bulls, Cavaliers, Pistons and Pacers. Huzzah!

BDL Sixers Preview

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:35:41 -0400

Cheese!

Nick 'At Night'

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:25:00 -0400

April 11, 1996: Lakers guard Nick Van Exel wipes his brow during a news conference in Inglewood, Calif., while apologizing for his conduct during a game against the Denver Nuggets. Van Exel was punished for pushing referee after receiving two technical fouls. He was fined $25,000 and received a seven-game suspension. I (Skeets) owned his jersey.

The Basketball Jones '08-09 Montage

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:23:00 -0400

The hours approaching, just give it your best / You’ve got to reach your prime
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test / And show us a passage of time
We’re gonna need a montage (MONTAGE!) / Oooh it takes a montage (MONTAGE!)

Pizzas for pennants

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:29:44 -0400

Seattle Craigslist, via Supersonicsoul