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      <title>I can't afford to love NY</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:11:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;C'mon. Help Clinton &lt;a href="http://www.icantaffordtoloveny.com/"&gt;get back&lt;/a&gt; to New York City!&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>No Pants 2k9</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Last Saturday, I was on the 6, heading to Home Depot in Midtown. When we came to a stop in Astor Place, 3 people boarded. Sans pants. It was &lt;a href="http://improveverywhere.com/2009/01/14/no-pants-2k9/"&gt;Improv Everywhere&lt;/a&gt;, in the flesh... so to speak.&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>8:15AM</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;For you &lt;strong&gt;LOST&lt;/strong&gt; fan(atic)s out there, &lt;a href="http://www.thetailsection.com/lost-news/lost-season-5-premiere-hint-1.php"&gt;The Tail Section&lt;/a&gt; was lucky enough to be part of an early screening of the first two episodes of Season 5. For the past two weeks, they've been posting 'hints' about the premier next week. These are NOT spoilers; only juicy morsels to help you pass the hours until Jan 21.  If you choose, start at &lt;a href="http://www.thetailsection.com/lost-news/lost-season-5-premiere-hint-1.php"&gt;Hint 1&lt;/a&gt;, then find the rest under Recent Headlines in the left column. I leave you with this quote about the first 5 minutes of the premier:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;"The first image we see is a clock going from 8:14am to 8:15AM. What follows are five of the most mind-blowing minutes Lost has ever produced... If you want a comparison, I strongly urge you to rewatch the premiere of season 2 with Desmond in the Hatch.  It looks and feels a lot like that, only the end is even more shocking."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>Happy Noob Year</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;It's a new year, and The Noob is ringing it in with the fine folks o'er at &lt;a href="http://authenticjobs.com"&gt;Authentic Jobs&lt;/a&gt;. From now until January 31st, get 125 bones off any full-time job listing. Simply use &lt;strong&gt;NOOB09&lt;/strong&gt; when asked for the promo code. Use it as many times as ya like. Happy noob year! Now, &lt;a href="http://authenticjobs.com/post/"&gt;go forth and hire&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>Diaroogle</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://diaroogle.com/"&gt;premier toilet search engine&lt;/a&gt;, now with an iPhone App. &lt;em&gt;[via Aram &amp;amp; Paul at &lt;a href="http://www.lostoctober.com/"&gt;Lost October&lt;/a&gt; NYC]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>Outsourced</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://moonmicrosystem.co.in/portfolio2.html"&gt;the portfolio&lt;/a&gt;, this "company" designed The Big Noob. Either he's a moron or, unbeknownst to me, Simmy has been outsourcing to India. Here's an &lt;a href="http://thebignoob.com/_filez/noob-in-india.jpg"&gt;archived screenshot&lt;/a&gt; in case they take it down. Amazing.&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>A New Year, A New Virb</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;An &lt;a href="http://new.virb.com"&gt;image-based explanation&lt;/a&gt; as to why we've been hiding under a rock for the past year.&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>The MacBook Wheel</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Damn. Looks like The Onion spilled the beans on &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary"&gt;Apple's Macworld debut.&lt;/a&gt; "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away." Amazing. &lt;em&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5124083/onion-news-network-apples-macbook-wheel"&gt;Gizmodo&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>The Wire: The Complete Series</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I've heard many great things about HBO's &lt;strong&gt;The Wire&lt;/strong&gt;, but haven't taken the time to experience it for myself... yet. &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001FA1P1W/thbino-20"&gt;Amazon is running all 5 seasons (60 episodes) for 90 bones&lt;/a&gt;. Yeah, that's like $160 off the sticker price. With 4 more weeks to LOST's return, now just might the the perfect time for me to dive in to a new show.&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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      <title>Denis Leary Remembers</title>
      <author>Brad</author>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;When I grow up, I want to be Denis Leary... or at least harness his &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6fc5cf60e3/denis-leary-remembers-denis-leary-movies-from-fod-team?from=player"&gt;art of self deprecation&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;<p><em>Brad</em></p></description>
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