THE BITER

KANYE WEST "FLASHING LIGHTS PT3"

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:12:00 +0000

WE SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS!!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:49:00 +0000

On Friday, Sen. Hillary Clinton explained to the editorial board of South Dakota’s Sioux Falls Argus-Leader why she remains in the race for the Democratic nomination: “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it.”

The New York Times called it one of Clinton’s worst days. Bill Burton, campaign spokesman for Sen. Barack Obama, said “Senator Clinton’s statement before the Argus Leader editorial board was unfortunate and has no place in this campaign.”

The Clinton campaign countered that “she was simply referencing her husband in 1992 and Bobby Kennedy in 1968 as historic examples of the nominating process going well into the summer. Any reading into beyond that would be inaccurate and outrageous.”

Clinton also issued the following, a departure from her campaign’s initial response:

“Earlier today I was discussing the Democratic primary history and in the course of that discussion mentioned the campaigns that both my husband and Senator Kennedy waged in California in June 1992 and 1968 and I was referencing those to make the point that we have had nomination primary contests that go into June. That’s a historic fact.

The Kennedys have been much on my mind the last days because of Senator Kennedy and I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation, and particularly for the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that, whatsoever. My view is that we have to look to the past and to our leaders who have inspired us and give us a lot to live up to, and I’m honored to hold Senator Kennedy’s seat in the United States Senate from the state of New York and have the highest regard for the entire Kennedy family.”

Regarding what they call Clinton’s “inexcusable outburst,” the New York Times editorial board said “she could, at least, have apologized. Instead, she issued one of those tedious non-apology apologies in which it sounds like the person who is being offended is somehow at fault: ‘I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation, and particularly for the Kennedy family was in any way offensive.’”

PROPS CONTRETELOOP

USHER: HERE I STAND

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Mon, 26 May 2008 20:10:00 +0000

01 - Intro
02 - Love In This Club (ft. Young Jeezy)
03 - This Ain't Sex
04 - Trading Places
05 - Moving Mountains
06 - What's Your Name (ft. Will.I.Am)
07 - Prayer For Your Interlude
08 - Something Special
09 - Love You Gently
10 - Best Thing (ft. Jay-Z)
11 - Before I Met You
12 - His Mistakes
13 - Appetite (Prod. By Danja & The Clutch)
14 - What's A Man To Do (Prod. By Stargate)
15 - Lifetime
16 - Love In This Club (Part II)(ft. Beyonce and Lil Wayne)
17 - Here I Stand
18 - Will Work For Love

DOWNLOAD HERE

WTF OF THE WEEK: KOBE JUMPS POOL WITH THE JACKASS GANG

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Sat, 24 May 2008 17:46:00 +0000

VIDEO PREMIERE: KANYE "FLASHING LIGHTS PT 2"

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Sat, 24 May 2008 17:24:00 +0000

When you thought he was done, he comes back with yet another abstract version of his hit "Flashing Lights"; He has one more version coming out so look out for that.

SO WHAT IS BITCHASSNESS?

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Thu, 22 May 2008 08:27:00 +0000

So I bet you are wondering what is bitchassness? As you can see that the first member of the severe bitchassness club is Adam Bernstein, but you ask what landed him there?

DONT LET BITCHASSNESS GET A HOLD OF YOU!!!And here is the rest of it.

VIDEO PREMIERE: USHER "MOVING MOUNTAINS"

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:41:00 +0000

RACISM IS STILL ALIVE PEOPLE, GO OUT AND VOTE FOR A CHANGE!

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:19:00 +0000

In case you have been living under a rock, it looks like Obama is going to win the Democratic Nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election. Now the question is whether or not he has a what it takes to win against McCain. The problem he faces which is still sad we face, is the fact he's a black man running to be the leader of the free world. Go out and vote people whether it may be McCain or Obama but please don't come up with the excuses that these people did to not vote for Obama. VOTE FOR A CHANGE!

Couldn't have said it better myself....well actually...lol....nelly speaks on the election:

MID WEEK JOINT: N.E.R.D FT CRS, PUSHA T "EVERYONE NOSE (REMIX)"

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:13:00 +0000

N.E.R.D. ft CRS & Pusha T - Everyone Nose (remix)
FIRE!

HONORABLE MENTION: "LOLLIPOP REMIX" FT KANYE WEST

Lil Wayne ft Kanye West "Lollipop (Official Remix)"

RANDOM NEWS OF THE DAY!!!

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:33:00 +0000

Some of us have been wondering where has Mr. Marshall Mathers aka Slim Shady been these past few years, well I think we found a Mathers. It's his little brother Nate Kane.....LMAO.....but anyway....here's his performance in Arizona. (propz to thedirty)

(Nate Kane "Slide on Over")

WTF OF THE WEEK (THE RE-UP!): DANCE LIKE A WHITE BOY

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Wed, 14 May 2008 03:48:00 +0000

An artist by of Question? came up with this joint. I usually try to post only one whack video a week but I couldn't help it. ENJOY

BET YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:29:00 +0000

Try to bet some of your friends that they can't do this. I tried to do this finger trick but its virtually impossible.

Some trippy Kanye esk ish..... check it out!

WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:33:00 +0000

In a teaser for the 11pm news during the season finale of "Medium" Monday night, viewers of New York's WNBC were treated to the following outburst from local news anchor Sue Simmons: "At eleven, paying more at the grocer but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most. What the fuck are you doing?"

Watch below (biten from the Huffington Post):

Sue Simmons apologized for cursing on air in a web post after her broadcast:

We need to acknowledge an unfortunate mistake that I made in one of the teases we bring to you before this program.

While we were live just after 10 p.m., I said a word that many people find offensive.

I am truly sorry. It was a mistake on my part and I sincerely apologize.

NEW MUSIC MONDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:08:00 +0000

(courtesy of Miss Info)

Ludacris- You Don't Wanna

Lil Wayne- Stacks On Deck (ft. Tyga & Gata)

Chris Brown- Last 2 Know

Lil Wayne- Flow So Sick (ft. Lil Boosie)

Usher- This Ain't Sex

Usher- Echo

Usher- Trading Places

Usher- The Best Thing

(David Banner ft Chris Brown, Yung Joc "GET LIKE ME")

DJ Khaled- Out Here Grindin' (ft. Akon, Rick Ross, Plies, Trick Daddy, Lil Boosie, Lil Wayne & Ace Hood)(Prod. By The Runners)(DIRTY)

Papoose- Love

Busta Rhymes- Fuckin Wit Yall

2 Pistols- She Got It (Official Remix)(ft. T-Pain, Twista, & Lil Kim)

Lil Wayne- Me And My Drank (ft. Short Dawg)

Glasses Malone- Haters (ft. Lil Wayne & Baby)(YAAAAAAAAW)

WTF OF THE WEEK: GUYS FLIPPIN INTO JEANS

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Sun, 11 May 2008 05:47:00 +0000

NOTORIOUS INTERVIEW WITH DIDDY

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:43:00 +0000

In case you have been living under a rock few the past few months they have been shooting a movie on Biggie's life and it looks like its gonna be good. Here's Diddy input on the cast.

KIDS DO THE DARDNEST THINGS!

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:34:00 +0000

The Kids aren’t Alright.

I didnt bother to watch this when Fresh posted it a few days ago, because I’ve seen enough folks actin’ a fool on the subway (race wars, inexcusable pda, masturbators). But I should have watched it. And I finally did when The Hustlaz sent it…

My emotional rollercoaster:

-This chick is about to make a movie!

-Wait, is that Ms. Cherry?

-Oh, this isn’t as funny as I thought it would be.

-Stop the car? Is…that…and old lady she’s screaming on?

-Oh hell no! Someone kick this bitch in the back!

-Wait….rapist?

-uh oh…there is something darker going on here.

-oh man….she’s very sick. she needs help. she’s badly damaged.

-sigh. There she goes. Alone.

(propz to miss info)

CORY GUNZ FREESTYLE ON GREEN LANTERN

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:27:00 +0000

Okay this freestyle starts off slow, but Mr. Gunz kills it after the first minute.

STRAIGHT FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

NEW LIL WAYNE!

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:11:00 +0000

Lil Wayne feat. Tyga - California Love

Your mother was a professional chef. What’s the best meal she ever made you?

My favorite was pototoes and smoked sausage. By the time she came home from work, she done cooked 30 meals, so it was the quickest thing she could make. But she cooked it better than it could ever taste in the world.

What drug will you never do again?

I don’t do too many; I just smoke weed and drink sip. But I’ll never fcuk with no more coke. It’s not about a bad high, it’s just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out, and I’m a pretty boy.

50 Cent has called you a “whore” repeatedly. Where is your comeback rhyme already?

Man, I have to call him and say thank you. He’s catapulted me. Nigga, white people know me now! Thank you! Diss rhme? Fcuk no? That nigga thrives off that. I am not feeding that tiger. I’m smart. Do you see his size? I’m small. I saw a YouTube video of this dude playing a concert; somebody threw water on im–he took off his hat, went in the crowd, grabbed the nigga and boom! I was like, This nigga’s the hardest nigga on planet Earth. So no, I’m not dissing 50. And I’m not throwing water on him, neither.

Between the hundreds of rhymes you’ve recorded in the past few years, how do you remember them all?

I don’t. Before I play a show, I need to sit with a CD player and remind myself.

You’ve been linked to Karrine “Superhead” Steffans and Trina. What is it about you and bad girls?

[Sings.] Bad girls, bad girls whatcha gon’ do/Whatcha gon’ do when they come for you. Seriously, what you gonna do? I like to live on the edge.

Your daughter, Reginae, is 10 now. What’s a day like when you’re on dad duty?

That’s it: I’m on duty. I gotta do whatever the little general tells me to do. She wake up super earlier than me, so all kinds of shit will have happened by the time I get up: Something might be burning on the stove, because she thinks she can cook. So then I take her out to eat. She likes steaks. I usually have studio time, but she has her own little area at the studio where she can sit on a computer. She plays a game called The Millsberry–it’s like The Sims. Then she’ll..........disappear, and we’ll hit the call button. She’ll be way over in studio E with Celine Dion or Shakira, walking around with no shoes on. I’m like, You don’t know them people! And then we have to go the mall. She’s always in the phone store, looking for the new case with, like, diamonds on it. I always gotta go to the bank before I go to the mall with her. Ain’t no thousand dollars in the pocket gonna cut it.

You’ve been arrested three times in the last six months. What’s the secret to surviving a weekend in jail?
It’s just like you living in a bad apartment. That’s how I look at it: Here we go. Fcuk. Somebody gon’ fcuk with you, but ignoring a nigga is cool. You getting out of there in afew days. That nigga just trying to make your stay longer. One tip is: If you only gonna be in there a few days, even if it’s a whole week, don’t eat. Who wanna shit in front of anyone? Everyone gonna smell you. Some niggas in there don’t care, but me I’m a hygenical nigga. You gotta hold that in.

Who do you want to take the White House?
Barack, I guess, but I can’t make a real opinion. I ain’t watching no debates. I just want my people to understand that Hillary and Barack are not running for president–they running to be able to run for president. There’s a Republican party, too–we ain’t about to win, fool! A woman or a black man versus an old white dude? Fcuk no! They gonna be like, This black-ass nigga trying to come in my Oval Office? Fcuuuuuk no. The world about to end in 2012 anyway. ‘Cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is gonna end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn’t exist: There’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings–and not just the Twin Towers, but dudes who play baseball are flying planes into buildings. Mosquitoes bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president!

Your friend Pimp C died from a codeine-cough-syrup overdose. Are you afraid that stuff is going to kill you too?
I’m never afraid to die, ’cause I could walk out this b*tch and a lamp could fall on my head. A mosquito could bite me! I was shot when I was 12, and I had to get a blood transfusions, so I have to get tiested for HIV every six months ’cause I got different blood in me. I could die that way. I get migraines real bad on the left side of my head. When I blow my snot, my doctor was like, “What color’s the mucus?” I checked, and the mucus came out red from the left nostril. They said I needed an MRI, but I can’t get into a magnetic field, because I have metal fragments in my chest from when I got shot. We can never figure out what’s wrong with me. So I don’t be tripping. I be pouring it up.

NEW MARIAH "BYE BYE" I MIGHT PUKE WATCHIN IT

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:00:00 +0000

HOLY TACO

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:40:00 +0000

Random Stuff I Found On The Web

This is what happens when network and ad executives do a LOT of cocaine.

Why do I imagine the dude taking these pictures is laughing?

John Daly is just plain awesome

This is a really great list with videos of the 50 funniest movie scenes.

I love it when really stoned people end up in the news.

I love Hulk Hogan and I love Japanese commercials. Hence, I LOVE this.

Link Friends

Pretty awesome old fox sports commercial (I-Am-Bored)

This is how NOT to score a soccer goal (college humor)

Did someone say ASU undie run? (busted Coverage)

Carmen Electra still has IT (camel tap)

A ridiculously hot picture of Angelina Jolie (coedmagazine)

Girl FAILS at singing Gwen Stefani’s rich girl (double viking)

Yoko Matsugane plays nice for the camera (hornyoyster)

Teacher wears bikinis and gets fired (tastybooze)

Was Kimbo Slice knocked out?

The art of faking a hostile take over

KARDINALL FT AKON "DANGEROUS"

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:44:00 +0000

BEAR DOWN AND COLT IN TROUBLE?

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:52:00 +0000

(courtesy of busted coverage)

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

More depressing: Eight Belles dying or humans leaving 2-month-old in car while they go into OTB parlor for 20 minutes.
Cedric Benson on path to throwing away NFL career. He was arrested yesterday for Boating While Intoxicated. He was also pepper sprayed in the incident. Loser!

If you had Marvin Harrison bet with 15-1 odds of being arrested this off-season, you could possibly be in for some money.
An Iowa State football coach really wanted his impounded car back after getting DUI.
This former college football player really didn’t like his coach.

NEW DONNIE KLANG "ROLLING STONE"

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:13:00 +0000

For the Making the Band fans out there; most of you remember the episode when Donnie met his "Timbaland to his J Timberlake" Se7en and he fell in love with ROLLING STONE. Many have been searching for this track since so... ENJOY!

Lunch ft Ray J "Get Em Girl"

noreply@blogger.com (D Real) — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:35:00 +0000