Normally pictures are not posted but this might possibly be the cutest costume ever.  Mr. Fredrickson from “Up”.

Category:  Kids

Son(4), “Mommy, there are 169 days until the end.”

Mom, “The end of what?”

Son, “Until the end of all days.”

YIKES!

Hi all,

Sorry for the delay on the website.  My home computer got a virus so I haven’t had a chance to post much.  I have a temporary solution for now so please do post your bleeping hilarious stories!.

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My husband and I were debating what to do this evening.  I said, “I just want to do something really low stress.”

My son(4) came over to me and said, “Mommy, I want to whisper something in your ear.”

Me, “Ok”.

Son, whispers, “Don’t stress the little stuff Mommy.”

So wise!

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Son(3) wakes up in the the middle of the night screaming. I went in there to see what was wrong.  He had his hands in his mouth and was yelling, “Help me!  The cavities, they are attacking my teeth!”

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Mommy: I think I will be a clown for halloween.

Son(4):  Then you can make up your own clown song Mommy. It will go, “I am a clown, I have a big red nose, but it isn’t really a nose, it is a big bleeding thing.  I was driving in my race car, really really fast, when bees flew…all over my bleedy nose.  I landed in a ditch then and I tractor came to me…and helped my bleedy bee nose.”

(Said in a singing tone.)

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We recently had to put one of our two cats down (he was 15 years old).

Mom: “Are you sad about Willy? Do you miss him?”

Son(4): “No….but…are you sad?”

Mom: “Yeah, I miss him.”

Son: “Don’t worry Mommy, we have still have another one.  But she doesn’t really like people much.”

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A “Yeah Right” Moment

Son(4): “Mom, come play with me.” Mom: “Ok but it may be a while.” Son: “That’s ok, I can just sit and wait a whole hour.”

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Son(4): “Mommy, because you want to be a clown for halloween I wrote you a song.

-Hi, I am a clown with a big red nose.  But, it isn’t really a nose, it is a bleeding thing.  I went driving in my bleeding nose one day in my race car. I got bees stuck all over it and ran into a ditch.  Then I saw a tractor and lost my nose on the farm.-

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3Yo: mum, you look so pretty with your jeans and jumper and high heels and fat tummy!

Um…thanks?