The Blemish http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:37:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 theblemishhttp://feedburner.google.com Mmm… cake http://theblemish.com/2010/03/mmm-cake/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/mmm-cake/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:37:06 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61440

Britney Spears and Kirstie Alley would have put a lot more effort into this. The only problem with them is they’ll keep asking you about the cake and you have to keep explaining that there is no cake, that it’s made up and then they’ll say with tears in their eyes, “No… cake?”

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/mmm-cake/feed/ 0 Gary Dourdan’s girlfriend was arrested http://theblemish.com/2010/03/gary-dourdans-girlfriend-was-arrested/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/gary-dourdans-girlfriend-was-arrested/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:45:18 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61430 Gary Dourdan’s girlfriend beat his ass so he had her hauled off to jail. Maria Asis del Alamo was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery after police discovered the 43-year-old ex-CSI star covered in scratches.

Wait, scratches? What a pansy. I would be too embarrassed to call the cops for that. I’d tell them it was nothing and that she only gets like that when she drinks and that I don’t want to talk about it.

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/gary-dourdans-girlfriend-was-arrested/feed/ 0 Afternoon time wasters http://theblemish.com/2010/03/afternoon-time-wasters-308/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/afternoon-time-wasters-308/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:29:46 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=60581

  • Corey Feldman gets an honor tattoo. [Popeater]
  • Nadine Cole is jealous of Cheryl Cole. [Holy Moly]
  • What the hell is Diddy doing? [Bossip]
  • Audrina Patridge’s legs look better photoshopped. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • This TV games sounds awesome. [Asylum]
  • Crazy tits calls the kettle jealous. [LitelySalted]
  • Kat Von D shows off her tats. [MoeJackson]
  • Anne Hathaway doesn’t look half bad without makeup. [Popoholic]

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/afternoon-time-wasters-308/feed/ 0 Ahhhh! http://theblemish.com/2010/03/ahhhh/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/ahhhh/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:58:14 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61401 Photogs patiently waited outside of Pamela Anderson’s home to get these shots. Although I don’t know why they would. This is like waiting for the Yeti to appear or that witch from Hansel and Gretel to come out of her gingerbread house. Actually, more like the last one, really.

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/ahhhh/feed/ 0 Nicholas Brendon was tased http://theblemish.com/2010/03/nicholas-brendon-was-tased/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/nicholas-brendon-was-tased/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:11:22 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61396 Today in “I think I saw him on tv before. Holy crap, he’s still alive?” news, Nicholas Brendon, Xander on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was tased and arrested for defacing property and trying to flee the scene. Police responded to a call at around 12:30 a.m. and came upon Nicholas who was disturbing the peace. Cops said they needed to use their stun gun to bring down Brendon who tried to run.

Brendon was booked at 6:15 a.m. and is being held on $20,000 bail. Surprisingly he has a rep, but they were unavailable for comment. “Nicholas who?” the receptionist said.

Any guess as to what defacing property means? I have $50 on him peeing on a kid’s head. That’s what I would do if I was Nicholas Brendon. I’d pee on kids’ heads all the time. Then when the they turn around and start crying once they realize what that liquid was, I’d say to them, “I’m Nicholas Brendon, bitch!”

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/nicholas-brendon-was-tased/feed/ 0 Sandra Bullock may have been cheated on. It’s the curse http://theblemish.com/2010/03/sandra-bullock-may-have-been-cheated-on-its-the-curse/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/sandra-bullock-may-have-been-cheated-on-its-the-curse/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:33:10 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61372 Apparently there’s an Oscar Best Actress curse. Everyone who has won the award has suffered a breakdown in their marriage. Not even the latest winner Sandra Bullock is safe.

Plans for a UK premiere of The Blind Side were scrapped for “unforeseen circumstances”. No further information was given by Warner Bros. The film will still be screened and tickets will still be accepted.

In Touch implies that this may be because Bullock’s husband Jesse James was cheating on her with a chick nicknamed Bombshell while she was filming The Blind Side in Atlanta.

When Sandra Bullock thanked her bad-boy husband, Jesse James, as she accepted her best actress Oscar for The Blind Side, she may not have known that while she was away shooting the film, Jesse was carrying on a steamy affair with a tattoo model. While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”

Michelle looks like a poor man’s Kat Von D and that’s not saying much since Kat Von D is a poor man’s Suicide Girl. What’s with the nicknames anyway. Does everyone get a nickname? I want a god damn nickname. I feel so left out. This is like 6th grade all over again.

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/sandra-bullock-may-have-been-cheated-on-its-the-curse/feed/ 0 Stephanie Seymour is in St. Barts http://theblemish.com/2010/03/stephanie-seymour-is-in-st-barts/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/stephanie-seymour-is-in-st-barts/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:05:28 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61307 Stephanie Seymour was a big supermodel back in the day and this must be the theme of the day because she’s still not bad looking as evident the other day when she was frolicking in the water at St. Barts with her kids.

One thing I don’t get is why she took her daughter’s top off. Well, not really. Who cares? It’s a little kid. She probably didn’t need one anyway. What actually bothers me is why her brother is carrying it around like a trophy. It looks like he’s doing the Hulk Hogan “I can’t hear you motion”. If that kid starts tearing it in half and “I am a real American” starts playing in the background, we may have a problem because Hulkamania may start running wild.

[Images: Fame, INF]

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/stephanie-seymour-is-in-st-barts/feed/ 0 Heidi Klum naked in Allure http://theblemish.com/2010/03/heidi-klum-naked-in-allure/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/heidi-klum-naked-in-allure/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:52:22 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61300 Heidi Klum is 36 but it seems like she’s been around much longer than that. It almost feels like she should be 50 with the amount of time she’s spent as one of the greatest models ever. Which is why it’s confusing that she still looks so good. Tara Reid and Carmen Electra are around the same age but they look nothing like Heidi. If Heidi was a fresh cut bagel, those two would be a bagel that fell under the bed and molded over in the two months people spent ignoring them.

What I’m trying to say is: Tits! Specifically in the April 2010 issue of Allure. Heidi looks amazing. And in one picture she’s covered in whip cream or cream cheese. Not only will your penis be satisfied but so will your stomach. Images might be NSFW.

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/heidi-klum-naked-in-allure/feed/ 0 Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up http://theblemish.com/2010/03/britney-spears-and-jason-trawick-broke-up/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/britney-spears-and-jason-trawick-broke-up/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:41:23 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61282 Britney Spears has been leading a relatively quiet life ever since she and Jason Trawick started dating. Now, a year later, they’ve broken up so watch out buffet lines. Fatty a comin’ through.

The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News.

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says.

William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, where Trawick plies his trade, confirmed Tuesday that the 38-year-old agent is still representing Spears. A rep for the blond-again Circus star has not yet responded to a request for comment.

Hopefully Britney finds someone to occupy her time real soon. It seems like whenever she’s not with someone she’s stuffing her face with a 10×10 from In-N-Out. Britney calls that comfort food.

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/britney-spears-and-jason-trawick-broke-up/feed/ 1 Michael Lohan had a heart attack http://theblemish.com/2010/03/michael-lohan-had-a-heart-attack/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/michael-lohan-had-a-heart-attack/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:27:31 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61278 Even Michael Lohan’s arteries can’t stand him. Michael and his mesh shirt were taken to St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset after they hardened up on him causing Michael chest paints that radiated throughout his arms. His girlfriend Kate Major said the EKG showed evidence of a heart attack.

Kate alluded to Michael going under some sort of procedure in the next few days. Most likely one that will replace the lump of coal in his chest with a real heart. That or he’ll draw out his stay in the hospital long enough to get the cover of Star magazine.

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]]> http://theblemish.com/2010/03/michael-lohan-had-a-heart-attack/feed/ 0 Web finds http://theblemish.com/2010/03/web-finds-86/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/web-finds-86/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:19:22 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61276
  • Everyone’s bullying Jay Leno. [Popeater]
  • Heidi Montag’s breasts can multi-task. [The Superficial]
  • I have some issues with these hottest redheads. [Wonderwall]
  • How does Dakota Fanning channel Cherie Currie? [PopSugar]
  • Shia LaBeouf is still a perv. [Lainey]
  • Terry Richardson makes his models give him handjobs. [Dlisted]
  • Jennifer Aniston doesn’t even know who David Schwimmer got engaged to. [Huffington Post]

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    ]]>     http://theblemish.com/2010/03/helena-bonham-carter-is-a-good-dresser/feed/ 2     Corey Haim laid to rest http://theblemish.com/2010/03/corey-haim-laid-to-rest/ http://theblemish.com/2010/03/corey-haim-laid-to-rest/#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:27:01 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=61233 Corey Haim was laid to rest on Tuesday in Toronto. Notably absent was Corey Feldman who did not attend out of respect for Haim’s mother and her wishes to minimize the media attention. Feldman posted on his site:

    “This is for you on the day of your funeral. First off I am so sorry I am not there with you today. By that I mean my physical body is not with your physical body. However you know that my heart is right at your side. You also know the only reason I am truly not there is out of respect for your mother and her wishes to minimize the media attention as much as possible.” (read)

    Guess what? It worked! The service had “more than 200 mourners” including some girl who drove 8 hours from Philadelphia. Wait. Feldman said he wanted to maximize the media attention, right?

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