I haven’t been keeping track of Aimee Teegarden ever since Friday Night Lights went off the air for the second time but apparently a lot has changed in a few years. Up top on the left is Aimee Teegarden, who played Julie Taylor in the show, in 2008. On the right is Aimee Teegarden at an event last month. She’s lost so much weight that she’s pretty much unrecognizable.

She told Us at the CW Upfront the other day, ”I do weights, I do plyometrics, I do cardio, I surf in California. I just went on a surf trip last week with my girlfriend in San Diego. It was so epic but it was definitely a lot colder in the water than I expected.”

Teegarden is currently starring in the upcoming CW show Star-Crossed, about a teen girl who falls in love with an alien boy. I almost sprouted an ovary reading that.

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Cindy Crawford showed up at the premiere of The Great Gatsby at Cannes the other day looking like some sort of immortal. Either she’s wearing 5 lbs worth of makeup or the rumors are true and she’s slowing down the aging process by grinding up newborn pandas with baby elephant tusks into a paste to use as a nightly face mask. That beautiful monster!

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Multiple sources are confirming to E! that Beyoncé is pregnant with her second kid and will soon endure another 8 months of fake pregnancy rumors.

Rumors first began churning that the Grammy winner was with child when, earlier this month, she walked the red carpet at the Met Gala wearing a custom-made Givenchy gown that deftly concealed her stomach, its bodice cinched high above the waist just as its intricate pattern made it difficult to discern any change in her silhouette.

Speculation then went into overdrive Tuesday after Beyoncé was forced to cancel her Mrs. Carter Show performance in Antwerp, Belgium, after doctors advised her to rest “as a result of dehydration and exhaustion.”

Now that baby number 2 is 70% confirmed, let’s start thinking of names. Red Dandelion, Pink Sunflower or could she go in an entirely different direction and name them… Green Popsiscle. Gasp!

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Up top is Mr. T in Beverly Hills. I’m just going to assume he’s wearing all his gold chains underneath that sweatshirt.

• Carina & Tony Leung in Cannes [Lainey]
• Pharrell Williams Is Joining Rihanna-Produced Reality TV Show [AllHipHop]
• Juno Calypso as Joyce [OMGBlog]
• Jessica Alba Spandex Toe [GCeleb]
• So, Remember That Time Daft Punk and Juliette Lewis Starred In a 2001 Gap Ad? [HyperVocal]
• 11 Strange Movie Job Titles—Explained! [MentalFloss]
• Macaulay Culkin Moved In With Pete Doherty And Is Smoking 60 Cigarettes Per Day [EvilBeet]
• Miley Cyrus wears Valentino jumpsuit, engagement ring at Maxim event: cute? [Celebitchy]
• Model at Midnight: Gabriela Salvado [Celebslam]
• Natalie Portman Naked For ‘Thor 2′ Movie Poster (Site NSFW) [CelebJihad]
• Poop Found in Most Swimming Pools [Newser]
• Kim Kardashian Gets The Maternity Outfit Right, But Her Swollen Feet Need A Break..Or Better Fitting Sandals! [RealityTea]
• Nicki Minaj is Leaving American Idol [DailyStab]
• Lindsay Lohan Remembers How Delicious Food Is Now Her Adderall’s Been Taken Away [AmyGrindhouse]
• Zendaya Coleman Cheating On Dancing With the Stars – Voter Fraud With Her Fans [CDL]
• Rihanna Goes IN On JR Smith’s Baller Skills “His Thirsty Azz Can’t Play Because He’s Always Hungover!” [Bossip]
• Is American Apparel sexist? Latest “unisex” campaign adds fuel to the fire [Starcasm]
• 50 Love Quotes We Adore  [YourTango]
• If You Don’t Have Kids, You Must Follow DINK Code [GuyCodeBlog]

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Your favorite hatchet-wielding hitchhiker Kai has been arrested. Hours after police began searching for Kai on suspicion of murder, they found him at a Greyhound Bus stop at 6:30 pm on Thursday.

A Starbucks employee recognized Kai when he came in for a drink. Employees called the cops after he left.

No word on if his Facebook post about him being sexually assaulted was directly tied to the 73-year-old lawyer’s murder. Would an old dude even be able to do that? Drugging him, sure, but finishing on his face? I’d expect the only thing to come out would be a puff of smoke and a couple of moths like an empty sarcophagus.

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Emma Watson told W magazine that she’s in no rush to be seen as a woman and isn’t interested in being viewed as a sex icon. Well Emma was at Cannes for the premiere of The Bling Ring and her outfit didn’t help. She looked hot. The only way I can non-sexualize her now is if in my mind, I replace her head with Mickey Rourke’s. Yep, that did it. Maybe a little too well.

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Not one to be left out of the celebrity sex tape news, Courtney Stodden tells E! that she too has a sex tape she made shortly after she turned 18. The only caveat is hers is a solo tape. Mainly because no one wants to see Doug Hutchinson pop up in front of the camera before the climax and demand, “To continue, you must answer these questions three.”

As for what’s on the tape, it’s “just me,” she claims, adding that it wasn’t shot too long ago. “I turned 18 in August, so you do the math.”

The buxom blonde declined to give any more details—”I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind; I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want”—but insisted she has no plans to release it.

“No, this is personal,” she says.

Courtney says the video isn’t on her computer and neither is she selling it. Warns Courtney, “Hackers, don’t even go there cause you’ll find nothing.”

Nice try, Courtney Stodden, but no one is going to fall for your reverse psychology trap. Everyone knows you just changed your password to “CourtneyStodden1234″ and put all your nude pics in a folder called “These are not Courtney Stodden nude pics.”

Below is Courtney at the Sizzling Sexy Summer Event at Shekhar Rahate Haute Couture in West Hollywood. Also in attendance, Buzz Aldrin…

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After attending the Met Ball, Gwyneth Paltrow said she probably wouldn’t ever go back because of how hot, crowded and boring it was this time around. She also said she and others were “all a bit old to dress punk.” Gwyneth Paltrow must be really fun at parties.

At least she liked the fashion. She wrote on Goop, “The Met Ball, at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art, is always the year’s most elaborate display of incredible fashion and this year was no different.” So she hated everything about the experience, but the people were cool.

That’s how you hate on something without offending your peers. Golf clap for Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Apparently Calvin Harris and Rita Ora are dating now. The two made it official at a Daft Punk Album listening party earlier this week and last night they were at Proud Camden in London together. Sources say the two were openly kissing. *Faints with shock*

Calvin Harris definitely seems like a step up from Rob Kardashian. He can barely even see his penis after gaining so much weight. Suffice to say, the bar has been set really low.

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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi were parting at The Gotha Club in Cannes last night. Well, not so much partying as much as making everyone throw up in their mouths a little. It probably took 10 passes before whatever was on that seat stopped eating through the antibacterial wipes.

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