The Boy's Club for Men

Quip & Quote

wolsamnoraa — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:36:03 +0000

To run a good business only takes a little capital, a little know how, a little gumption, a good business sense, a background in management, a strong understanding of people, a knowledge of the markets, a little bookkeeping experience, a smidgen of SEO and marketing skill, a lackluster personal life, a tad bit of grit in governmental [...]

10 Reasons Cats Are Like Homeless People

wolsamnoraa — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:06:43 +0000

Dogs are boys and cats are girls. That’s what five-year-olds think. Then again, five-year-olds are stupid. “Call me when you’re six, I’ll show you a solid goal line package.” – Jerry Sandusky. If anything, cats are men with bold dreams and powerful claws. It is the opinion of several hoarders that the world’s most adorable [...]

BroJob Podcast 1

wolsamnoraa — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:40:53 +0000

This is the first episode of the BroJob Podcast. Aaron, Ty and Brandon bring their ridiculously inventive humor in this episode while discussing sports, video games, Ty’s attempt to buy a Ferrari and TJ Venn’s uncontrollable sphincter. The content of this podcast is wildly amusing and somewhat crass. It’ll have you laughing off your ass. Enjoy! [...]

Vic G At Kingas

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:51:59 +0000

I went to the open mic at Kinga’s Lounge in Denver the other night. I signed up late and had to go up next to last. Unfortunately, I had to bare witness to the comedic “talents” of Vic G. If falling asleep at a bar is talent, this guy has it. If wearing a sparkly [...]

10 Reasons The Men’s Bathroom Is A Tough Place To Pee

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:43:42 +0000

Fewer places are more daunting than a public men’s restroom. There are too many variables to adjust for when dudes get together with their wieners out. Add booze to the equation (like at your favorite sports venue), and what was once a quiet place to poop and check email, quickly becomes a one-eyed surprise staring [...]

Joke Of The Intermittent Time Period

wolsamnoraa — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:08:49 +0000

Two lesbians walk into a movie theater and start going down on each other. This upsets some patrons who get the theater manager’s attention. The theater manager confronts the women and says, “Ladies, please. This theater does not allow outside food or drink.”

Red Rocket Productions On The Comedy Buffet

wolsamnoraa — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:23:09 +0000

I’m part of a group called Red Rocket Productions with Andrew Raschke and Derrick Rush. We’re new, you guys. We plan on producing comedy videos and other creative content designed to make people laugh. In general, we’re hilarious. You just wouldn’t know it. As a group, Red [...]

10 Reasons I Miss Planned Parenthood

wolsamnoraa — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:49:06 +0000

I’ve worked at a lot of sleazy operations (a liquor store, for my father-in-law, Target), but none as controversial as Planned Parenthood. To some, Planned Parenthood represents all that is evil in the world; a place that touts lust and sexual deviance as appropriate behavior. A place where the consequences of such sinful conduct results [...]

10 Reasons You’re A Dead Beat

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:45:18 +0000

Some parents are blessed with children and some are blessed with alimony payments. If you’re like my dad, you’d be dead. That’s because raising another human is extremely difficult. So much so that some parents have a hard time coming to grips with it. They run or die trying. And why not? There is a [...]

P Dizzle’s Life Choice

wolsamnoraa — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:00:50 +0000

What happens when you forget to log off your email on my work computer after checking your flight itinerary for your upcoming trip to Michigan? Just ask my coworker Patrick and his list of 279 closest email contacts. Apparently, he’s got a big secret that’s going to change his life forever. I wonder what his [...]

10 Reasons That Sounds Wildly Racist

wolsamnoraa — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:23:11 +0000

Did you ever stop a conversation just by downplaying the plights of Mexicans or Jews? Of course you have. You’re socially awkward. More than that, you’re a north of the border racist. When you’re not at one of your dignified kleetings (Klan meeting/beating), you’re busy postulating the extinction of the white male. And why shouldn’t you be [...]

10 Reasons Internet Piracy Is Great

wolsamnoraa — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:51:49 +0000

Back before pirates ruled the skies in their all too common Somali air ships, they dominated the seven C’s: computers, coding, credit card stealing, communicating, clavier, cracking and, who could forget, chat room conversation. Mastery of these disciplines have allowed pirates to swashbuckle passed secure server logins right into the Paypal and eharmony accounts [...]

10 Reasons Tim Tebow Is The Messiah

wolsamnoraa — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:23:07 +0000

Like the Virgin Mary, Josh McDaniels existed for one reason: Bring the Messiah to the Denver Broncos. Despite what the players on the defensive side of the ball say, Tim Tebow is the second coming of the Lord and the sole proprietor of continued victory in the Mile High City. After starting the 2011 season [...]

10 Reasons I’ve Ever Been Scared

wolsamnoraa — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 00:09:49 +0000

There are a lot of things out there that keep me indoors and away from windows. My life revolves around avoiding things that scare me and wearing hair nets. As much as I’ve tried to overcome some of my most basic fears, I always find ways to reinforce them. The following is a compilation of the 10 worst [...]

No Fun

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 02:54:32 +0000

Do you remember when writing a blog was fun? I do. I used to look forward to it chomping at the proverbial bit until some earth shattering idea crossed my feeble brain and I could begin stroking the keys in a way that would make Chopin jealous. Then came day two. Ideas were few and [...]