The Boy's Club for Men

10 Reasons Professional Sports Drafts Embodies Slave Trade

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:29:53 +0000

The NFL draft is right around the corner. And while many football fans anticipate their team’s success in the lottery, I can’t help but wonder what’s actually going on. On the face of it, sports drafts look like one big elementary school kickball game: 32 captains picking up the very best collegiate athletes giving their

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10 Reasons They Call It April

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 19:47:04 +0000

We can all agree that April, as a month, exists. Factually speaking, April has been around since just after the beginning of time (3 months and some change after to be exact). The meaning of its name couldn’t pair any better with its arrival. April connotes feelings of freshness and renewal just like spring time

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Clean Comedy Contest Results

wolsamnoraa — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:59:05 +0000

I came. I spoke. I joke. My time at the Clean Comedy Contest at the Comedy Works South was a hoot. I didn’t advance and, therefore, can’t win the contest. I contend that I tried my best. I’ll tell you what, though, next time I get in front of anyone for comedic purposes, I’m

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10 Reasons Procrastination Is A Good Thing

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:35:46 +0000

What did you f*cking expect, dude? I can’t do EVERYTHING. In fact, looking back at my track record, I can’t do much of anything. It’s not that I’m not ambitious. I’ve got all sorts of dreams and aspirations. I want to be a movie star and a rock legend and an elite athlete and

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Comedy Works Clean Comedy Contest

wolsamnoraa — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:24:00 +0000

I am competing in a clean stand-up comedy contest at Comedy Works South (at the Landmark) near Belleview and Quebec on Wednesday, March 28th at 7:30pm. This means all the f-bombs and references to masturbating while tying off a tourniquet for heroin (now you know why I jerk lefty) that you’re used to will fall

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10 Reasons Not To Mix

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:50:24 +0000

Today’s post is dedicated to my brother, Milhouse. Keep it out of your mouth, man. Mixing it up is human nature. The monotony of life can only be broken by challenging ourselves with the unfamiliar. But adding the wrong elements to your daily mix can be detrimental. Every once and awhile, for example, I decide

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10 Reasons You Might Be Gay But You’re Not

wolsamnoraa — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:01:35 +0000

There’s always been a little voice in the back of your head that screams “Fabulous” every time Lady Gaga puts on her meat suit. Your high school year book is riddled with graphic references to elephant walks and games of grab-ass you orchestrated in the locker room with the debate team. You don’t like to

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10 Reasons Two First Names Makes You An @sshole

wolsamnoraa — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 01:10:58 +0000

“It even sucks just looking like this @sshole.” - A little boy who looks like Raul Julia No one ever kicked the leg off a stool like Mark Antony did in 33BC. At a time when years regressed yet everyone got older, this double first-named sonuvabitch had a total blowout with his best buds (the Second Triumvirate)

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BroJob Podcast 2

wolsamnoraa — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:49:07 +0000

Tyler, Aaron and Brandon are back again! February has been a roller coaster of emotion. Ty’s drinking habits have led him to a rocky hangover. Brandon reflects on when Alf and quiche were the height of luxury. Aaron remembers a simpler time when getting drunk with his brother, Milhouse, meant force feeding him cough

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10 Reasons My Grandma Was The Greatest

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:47:22 +0000

She did it right until it all went wrong. My grandmother was murdered last week. She was struck in the head by a stroke. Maybe murder is too strong a word. She died because she lived for 90 years. Of all the people to die, old ones do more frequently. It’s a beautiful thing for

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Colorado’s Most Wanted Comedy Showcase

wolsamnoraa — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:55:33 +0000

Colorado’s Most Wanted Comedy Showcase Chris Carlton is producing the Colorado’s Most Wanted Comedy Showcase at the Toad Tavern. That’s right…comedy. Your’s truly is going to be on. I’ll tell a few jokes, doff my hat and collect roses from eager fans. Then I’ll wake up and realize they’re booing me and hurling beer bottles at

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10 Reasons Fat People Stay Fat

wolsamnoraa — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:55:49 +0000

With buns made out of pizza, you’ll never again fit in an airplane seat. Nothing elicits Pavlov’s doggie-style mouth watering like when fat people sense food. Give a gastropod a hoagie and he’ll mouth f*ck it into submission. All he needs to choke down each baby-head-sized-bite of meat and cheese is a dipping concoction of

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Quip & Quote

wolsamnoraa — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:36:03 +0000

Good business starts by wielding a big knife. To run a good business only takes a little capital, a little know how, a little gumption, a good business sense, a background in management, a strong understanding of people, a knowledge of the markets, a little bookkeeping experience, a smidgen of SEO and marketing skill, a lackluster personal

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10 Reasons Cats Are Like Homeless People

wolsamnoraa — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:06:43 +0000

I haz brainz!! Dogs are boys and cats are girls. That’s what five-year-olds think. Then again, five-year-olds are stupid. “Call me when you’re six, I’ll show you a solid goal line package.” – Jerry Sandusky. If anything, cats are men with bold dreams and powerful claws. It is the opinion of several hoarders that the world’s

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BroJob Podcast 1

wolsamnoraa — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:40:53 +0000

This is the first episode of the BroJob Podcast. Aaron, Ty and Brandon bring their ridiculously inventive humor in this episode while discussing sports, video games, Ty’s attempt to buy a Ferrari and TJ Venn’s uncontrollable sphincter. The content of this podcast is wildly amusing and somewhat crass. It’ll have you laughing off your ass. Enjoy!

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