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C’mere Hand Hook

2012-02-07T02:22:20Z

Need a hand? Sorry…couldn’t resist a perfectly good hand pun for this “C’mere Hand Hook” by Areaware. Areaware C’mere Hand Hook, $75 at Amazon

Kitty Cat Headphones

2012-02-07T02:17:33Z

Why wear regular boooorrrrrring earbuds when you can wear kitty cat headphones? You can’t think of a single good reason, can you? I know…me either. Black Cat Headphones, $40 at Amazon

They Still Make Paper Straws?

2012-02-07T02:15:35Z

Yes, they do and they are certain to impress your hipster guests with their retro obscurity-ness and impress your green friends with their biodegradable-ness. Box of 144 paper straws, $7.50 at Kikkerland

Journaling for Lazy People

2011-11-21T02:03:43Z

You know why I never kept a journal or diary for more than a week or two? Because I got tired of writing all the pesky details of my days and my feelings and all that crap. And that? Is why the little One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book is so awesome—you’re only...

Retro POP Phone Handset

2011-11-23T07:29:37Z

A handset for your iPhone, iPad and all other mobile devices and laptops. Looks cool, frees up your hands to use other features on your phone and helps divert cell phone radiation away from your noggin—a veritable trifecta of winningness! Retro POP Phone Handset, $29.99 at Amazon

Here Cubby, Cubby, Cubby

2011-06-21T16:18:32Z

Because you can never have enough places for your crap… Cubby Organizer, $129 from Pottery Barn

Say Cheese!

2011-08-03T03:00:58Z

If I could own only one piece of cheap, junk jewelry, it would be this faaaaaabulous camera ring. Hot Shot Camera Ring, $12 from Fred Flare

Machine-Age Men Bookends

2011-05-19T05:12:20Z

Turns out book displays aren’t just for showing off how smartypants you thought you were in college. Who knew??? Pair of Men Pushing bookends, $40 from Kikkerland

The Red(ish) Shoes

2011-04-12T13:30:27Z

At the risk of having my Girl Club membership revoked, I confess to being totally un-obsessed with shoes. Nonetheless, I’d probably cut you for this particular pair—not badly, of course—just a good, swift poke with my Swiss Army knife. Audry Quarter Strap Woven, $140 from Rockport

Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag

2011-04-04T05:13:31Z

Trick your guests! Fool your friends! Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag, $20 at Uncommon Goods (UPDATE: Item on backorder, also available at Amazon)