Headlines from TheDailyMash.co.uk. It's news to us http://www.thedailymash.co.uk Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:43:00 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/pCfKvvCaDGA/index.php ENORMOUS 1p-a-pint student drink bender clubs should be less haphazard affairs, a judge has warned. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:46:35 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2208&Itemid=81 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/QGu-BN8pFvc/index.php COMPANY bosses have welcomed a new survey showing employees are experiencing exactly the right levels of stress to keeping them... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:22:54 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2207&Itemid=74 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/EGpg2YfKHtY/index.php PARENTS' rights to withdraw their children from sex education will stop once the youngsters are already experienced in Dutch steamboating... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:05:09 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2206&Itemid=77 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/STKYyLJcIF8/index.php Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:59:43 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2205&Itemid= http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/uAHLa6rov80/index.php THE latest stage of the digital TV switch over caused havoc in the North West yesterday as terrified viewers feared... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:28:06 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2204&Itemid=81 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/Y3FR8u7JUSQ/index.php NEWCASTLE United are to change the name of their historic St James's Park Stadium every 30 seconds, in accordance with... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:06:02 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2203&Itemid=26 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/VWHMAJh1bEQ/index.php A JOHN and Edward victory in the X-Factor could herald the End of Days, it emerged last night. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:06:09 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2202&Itemid=75 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/1fbtoH67OCc/index.php PROTESTERS outside a play depicting Jesus as a transsexual, last night insisted the Son of God was a six foot... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:32:06 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2201&Itemid=81 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/EaSW5UxExMs/index.php Dear Holly, I was out with the girls having a few Bacardi Breezers the other night, and I ended... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:58:10 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2200&Itemid=29 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/p9GxDJSqe0k/index.php OVER 50% of mammals need to outsource their core functions to a private contractor or face extinction, according to a... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:22:10 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2199&Itemid=76 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/RY2jHs8aDLw/index.php BRITAIN'S oiks were last night on the brink of surrender. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:32:45 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2198&Itemid=81 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/ZyRkEkeKWqs/index.php AS statistics reveal 50% of teenage girls want cosmetic surgery, a collective of teenage boys has said they'd happily finger... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:43:42 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2197&Itemid=81 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/3SK_sCh5KNQ/index.php (news/society/griffin-could-make-our-electricity-racist%2c-claims-sellafield-200911042196/)BNP lunatic Nick Griffin has been banned from the Sellafield nuclear plant amid fears he could make Britain's electricity... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:24:43 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2196&Itemid=81 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/r0WZz6JMUjI/index.php Psychic BobScorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)Really? You honestly can't hear that? It's your phone, isn't it? I mean, it's on your... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:01:12 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2195&Itemid=71 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/IVcPbRCSP2k/index.php STRIKE action by BA staff may force thousands of passengers to spend Christmas with their unbearable families, it emerged last... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:37:42 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2194&Itemid=81 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/3GI5dmyV3MM/index.php NEW BBC editorial guidelines state that all jokes must be cleared by Jethro, Cornwall's leading comedy exponent and pasty enthusiast.... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:26:44 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2193&Itemid=73 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/CtEAaW7hbaI/index.php BRITAIN'S children are close to reaching their critical mass, according to a new scientific report. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:15:10 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2192&Itemid=77 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/C0Y9pCoGI3o/index.php (politics/politics-headlines/fears-grow-that-brown-may-not-be-very-good-with-money-200911032191/)GORDON Brown's admission that he does not have any money has raised suspicions the prime minister may not be... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:27:23 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2191&Itemid=28 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/-WCiSdAi8x8/index.php ROYAL Bank of Scotland, Lloyds and Northern Rock are to be broken up into lovely little kittens that would not... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:42:27 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2190&Itemid=74 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailymash/~3/_brr99_RetE/index.php ENGLAND cricket captain Andrew Strauss arrived in South Africa yesterday insisting he was 'absolutely raring' to have his arse handed... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:33:07 +0100 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2189&Itemid=26