The Digital Basement

Goonies' Chunk confesses to Game of Thrones' Lysa Arryn

2011-05-24T17:05:00.000-07:00

I was inspired by this week's episode of HBO's outstanding Game of Thrones to mash up Tyrion's confession scene with Chunk's scene from The Goonies. Not to pat myself on the back, but I deserve a golden crown for my efforts!

I can't embed it because the universe sucks. Watch it here.

Every post lately is about someone dead. RIP John Hughes.

2009-08-07T09:23:00.000-07:00

Shamone

2009-07-22T11:02:00.001-07:00

Waiter, there's a squirrel in my yogurt

2009-07-15T18:02:00.001-07:00

[via Pajiba]

First post in five months: a link about poop

2009-07-09T11:28:00.000-07:00

Cuz why not.

[Chronicles of a Whorish Mouth: How to Poo at Work via Pajiba]

Wil Wheaton: "WATCHMEN is fucking awesome"

2009-02-20T10:59:00.000-08:00

What's good enough for Wesley Crusher is good enough for me:

I got to see a special advance screening of Watchmen yesterday, at a taping of MTV Spoilers. They showed us the whole movie, and then ran some clips from the new Harry Potter, the Land of the Lost, and the new Star Trek movie, followed by a Q&A with Zack Snyder.

I know a lot of people want to know about Watchmen, so I'll just cut to the chase right away: It's the best movie inspired by a graphic novel that I've ever seen. It could have gone wrong in a thousand different places, and it didn't. I've wanted to see this movie for twenty years, and it was entirely worth the wait. Hear me now, my fellow geeks: you have nothing to worry about. Watchmen is fucking awesome.

Now, the entire story...

[WWdN: In Exile via Gizmodo]

The Official Anti-Benjamin Button Club

2009-02-03T15:17:00.000-08:00

This site is relevant to my interests.

(Those interests being holding the opinion that The Curious Case of Benjamin Boring sucks mad dick.)

[Official Anti-Benjamin Button Club via Stop Ben Lyons!]

The Periodic Table of Awesoments

2008-12-22T21:25:00.000-08:00

[Dapperstache via io9]

Bolt's mouth probably shouldn't look like this

2008-12-19T23:49:00.000-08:00

Unless Disney is going for the single adult male demographic.

Between Two Ferns: Zach Galifianakis interviews Jon Hamm

2008-12-17T10:15:00.000-08:00

Best laugh I've had all day. It's only 10:15 a.m., but still, credit where credit is due...

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis by Between Two Ferns

[Funny or Die via Pajiba]

God of War III and Uncharted 2 Trailers

2008-12-16T15:26:00.000-08:00

Holy Jeebus!

God of War 3 'Debut' trailer

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves 'Train Crash' trailer

Anything that begins with "Step 1: Weave Bacon" has to be good

2008-12-12T09:30:00.000-08:00

[Holy Taco: If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I'd Like It To Be Because Of This]

Important Culinary News: The Italian Chicken Sandwich is back at Burger King!

2008-11-19T10:50:00.000-08:00

Burger King only brings its Italian Chicken Sandwich around for a limited time every year or two, and it's available RIGHT NOW!

Marinara sauce, provolone cheese and delicious processed breaded "chicken"! Huzzah!

Get your chicken on!

Vote... Don't vote... Spielberg ad

2008-10-29T14:31:00.000-07:00

Waaaaaaaasuuuuuup: 8 Years Later

2008-10-27T11:01:00.001-07:00

A Headline Regarding Mass Awareness of a Certain Avian Variety

2008-10-06T15:15:00.000-07:00

The 20 Best TV Seasons of the Last 20 Years

2008-08-26T16:33:00.000-07:00

Over the past six months, Pajiba has been reviewing their "20 Best (TV) Seasons of the Last 20 Years" one at a time.

Their work is complete, and with shows like Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, South Park, The Simpsons and Friday Night Lights on the list, I find it difficult to disagree with their choices.

[Pajiba: 20 Best Seasons of the Last 20 Years]

LOLPOPE!

2008-07-18T15:46:00.000-07:00

[Best Week Ever]

Thanks, Amazon Recommendations!

2008-07-16T10:28:00.000-07:00

Got this in my e-mail today from Amazon:

We've noticed that customers who have purchased or rated Mercenaries or other games in the PlayStation 2 > Adventure category have also purchased Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour. For this reason, you might like to know that Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour will be released on August 12, 2008. You can pre-order yours by following the link below.

So because I purchased Mercenaries - a game in which you wreak heavily-armed havoc and rain total destruction down upon North Korea - I might enjoy Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour.

Awesome.

I was rooting for Gorgon

2008-07-03T15:15:00.000-07:00

[via Best Week Ever]

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog's Non-Sing-Along Trailer

2008-06-25T14:40:00.001-07:00

Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.

[Via Webster's Is My Bitch]

Where the hell is Matt?

2008-06-23T18:14:00.000-07:00

[Where the Hell is Matt via Best Week Ever]

Ferris Bueller's Requiem for a Dream

2008-06-19T17:52:00.000-07:00

Between grief and nothing, I'll take this epic mash-up.

Reporter in "country-ass" town swallows bug, goes on profane tirade

2008-06-16T10:40:00.000-07:00

Who wouldn't?

Office/Off

2008-06-11T10:57:00.000-07:00

I could eat a peach for hours.