The Diligent Slacker

Julia

2011-11-06T05:34:49-08:00

Note: I've been workin on this one for a while, now. The plot revolves around a rather bizarre theme, which some of you might not find very...tasteful. Now that you've been warned, enjoy the story! «------•}I||I{•------» All I was looking for, was a quiet place, to have a drink. It had been a long, hard, frustrating day, and I was tired and disenchanted with the world, at large. The public

I Is Tagged With A Vengeance

2010-04-25T06:22:34-07:00

Aww, crap! Tagged again? Dipti, you're a real pain in the ass, you know that? Ok now, this small talk isn't working out...lets get down to brass tacks. I've been asked 8 stupid questions, all of which, i have to answer. Once i've done that, i get to pass the buck on to someone else. Wow, i feel so completely useful, right now! Anyway, these are the questions (in her own words)... I want you

I Is Tagged!

2010-04-18T06:45:55-07:00

Raveena tagged me. *yawn* I sure hope i get this done with,...before i punch myself out or something! Well anyway, here's how it works:- 1.Players start by posting 8 random facts about themselves. 2.Those who have been tagged, must post these rules, along with their 8 random facts. 3.Players should tag 8 other people and notify them, that they've been tagged. Ze Facts... 1) I secretly used to

The Man In The Black Suit

2010-04-18T09:50:29-07:00

Note: Since everybody's been writing stories lately, i decided to give it a little try, myself. The plot might be a little thin, but y'all must understand, this is my first attempt. Constructive criticizm is much appreciated. So lemme know what you think. «------•}I||I{•------» "Do you know exactly where you're going?" asked her brother as she leaned over her seat to look for her I.D. "I'm

Operation: Mountain Seige

2010-04-18T08:08:42-07:00

Well, now that you've started reading this post, i'm sorry to say, that there is no actual mountain and there is no actual seige. It's more like a small hill and my holiday in it, last week. Reason for title? I couldn't think of anything else and...it sort of tends to draw people's attention. Having dispensed that tiny bit of general knowledge, i'd like to get back to whatever it is, that i'm

Chuck Norris Facts

2010-04-18T08:21:40-07:00

Chuck Norris Facts are satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris, which have become an internet phenomenon and as a result are widespread in popular culture. The "facts", tend to involve jokes and plays on claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, strength, alpha-male status, sophistication and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone. The "facts" typically claim that Chuck

Gym-NASTY-ics

2010-04-18T09:49:50-07:00

It is a well known fact, that all mothers in general, take infinite pleasure in waking their sons up, early in the morning. My mum's not really an exception to the rule. You see, i made this big mistake of telling her yesterday, that i was planning on going to the gym in the morning. So, come 5AM and her voice was literally booming into my room "VISHAAAAAL...GET UP, YOU LAZY ASS!!". What, Me? Get

Me...Kid...Draw!

2010-04-18T09:47:16-07:00

Rummaging through an old unused closet can uncover the most unexpected of things. Case in point: I found my long lost book of drawings in a dingy corner of the room. An insight into the Picasso that was... 1)Popeye - My very first drawing of a cartoon character. I drew it from the cover of a video casette. That's all i can remember, now. 2)Nameless Super Dude - Sudden burst of inspiration. My

Kommander Klutz

2010-04-18T09:44:44-07:00

If there is one word in the english language, that can describe me best, it has got to be "CLUMSY"! I'm absolutely serious, trust me. No matter how hard i try, i just cannot seem to get rid of it. I'm like a drunk bull in a china shop. Either it's, stepping on someone's shoes or knocking down a plate or spilling change or, if i'm having a VERY bad day, tripping over and landing on my face! It is

Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (The Misheard Lyrics)

2009-12-13T10:25:54-08:00

The song makes me want to throw up,...but the video's just so hi-fuckin-larious!!!

Zimbly!

2010-04-18T09:57:37-07:00

What is it, with Malayalis and their accent? Is it something, they do on purpose or were they all born with marbles in their mouth? In my entire life, i haven't met one single mallu, who could talk without completely raping the English language. Irrespective of where they were born or where they live, their accent almost always remains the same. It has become some kind of universal truth, that

Junk Food Is Hunk Food

2010-04-18T10:06:09-07:00

It's the simplest of pleasures in life and probably, the cheapest - Welcome to the gritty world of Roadside Junk Food! Now, it's not that i have anything against regular, hygienic, home cooked meals. But, i just feel that, 15 screaming men standing around a stall are far more interesting than 2 sober adults sitting around the dinner table. And I, of all people, need a'least some kind of

D-Day & The Aftermath

2010-04-18T10:06:43-07:00

AISSCE Physics(01/03/2007):- For once, i went for a Physics exam, fully prepared. Never had i ever been so nervous, as i was today. My head was just one whole truckload full of formulas and constants. The paper didn't turn out to be as bad as i expected, but it was pretty long. Even though i was unable to complete it, i'm pretty sure i did well. I just hope that the examiner doesn't think

St. Valentine Meets The King

2010-04-18T10:14:11-07:00

I never really had any big expectations for today. Woke up at around seven, to a phone call from one of my friends, asking me to come to school. The Reason?? Some nitwit in the administration had decided that the students wouldn't be handed their Board Hall Tickets, unless all their debts to the staff had been repaid. So i spent the entire afternoon, running behind those retards, to get their

Why I Wanna Kill My Neighbour

2010-04-18T10:19:09-07:00

Alright, so when was the last time any of you have had this irresistible urge to hurt someone, REAL bad?? Not in a while i'm sure? Well, my killer instinct happened to surface yesterday...and...here's why:- See, it all started like a normal day - Getting screamed at by mom, getting screamed at by the teachers, football game, getting screamed at by the lady with the broken window (i wonder how the

Greasemonkey Kicks Ass

2010-04-25T06:27:59-07:00

If all you worthless souls out there, are still taking ages to do even the most simplest tasks on your browser, well, i got some good news for you - GREASEMONKEY! Made exclusively for Firefox, this plugin is bound to speed up your web browsing, considerably. It's also got a few good scripts for orkut and shit! For a list of all of them, checkout Userscripts.Org. PS - If you're too dumb to

Damn, Why Did I Do That?

2010-04-18T10:42:39-07:00

Useful tips and pointers, for everyday survival:- 1) Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school. 2) Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple. 3) Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up. 4) When in doubt, DUCK. When certain, don't bother, cuz you're already screwed. 5) While driving your car through a gate, always, ALWAYS

Martial Arts Break Dance

2009-12-11T07:23:31-08:00

Woah...check this shit out!

James Bombed!

2011-11-06T05:50:02-08:00

Just when you thought that Martin Campbell had enough brains, roping in Pierce Brosnan, he decides to screw it all up, all too soon! Yeah, i'm talkin bout Daniel Craig, the moron who is going to step into Bond's shoes. A'mean, how does Campbell expect us to believe, that this dull, uncharismatic, and vaguely constipated looking guy, is actually an infamous spy saving the world?? I have no idea as