蛋黃打点滴

How to determine the SEX of a mouse?

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:00:00 +0000

So what's the gender of your mouse?

Story by: Egg

Comic by: Yolk

Happy Chinese New Year 2012 - Dragon in da Wadaa!

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 10:25:00 +0000

*Dragon in da Wadaa!*

Let's usher the year of the Water Dragon in 2012!

Huat ah!!

Master of Disguise

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:20:00 +0000

Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne

Yolk as Clark Kent, Egg as Lois Lane in "Superman - The Master of Disguise" - Coming soon in cinemas

You want a piece of me?

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:28:00 +0000

We've been getting a lot of spams in our chatbox recently and I have no idea what causes this. Are they really that desperate!!??

I even got Maria Ozawa leaving her message in our chatbox in BM! For god sake! ~~I never knew she can speak BM even she did shoot an Indonesian drama recently.~~ Not sure who is this Maria Ozawa? Just google it then you'll know!

We have been ignoring these nonsense all the while but today I really feel like slapping the spammer so hard that he'll fly all the way to Mars!

Spam = Stupid People and Maniac

So, don't spam!

To ~~who the hell~~ John is, I'm working very fine and I do not need any Premature Ejaculation Treatment!

The Rice of Yok Man

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:00:00 +0000

Chinese New Year is just weeks away and I bet all of you are eager to celebrate this wonderful new year ~~by collecting a lot of ang pao~~. So, what is the most anticipated food for you during Chinese New Year?

Keropok (prawn cracker) with acar?

Spicy dried cuttlefish?

Homemade cookies?

As for me, I'll be looking for Barbecue Meat Slices (肉乾 - Bak Kua / Bak Poh)

There are many good brand of meat slices in Malaysia and the CNY season is always their peak seasons of sales. As their strategies to increase their sales, these meat slices processing company will promote their products by all means.

Recently I come across this meat slice brand which uses "Yok Man" (similar to the Kung Fu master, Ip Man) as their business's mascot. They even created 2 very creative animations with Yok Man!

Yok Man 1st Video (2011)

Yok Man 2nd Video (2012)

I really enjoyed both the animation and I really hope I'll be able to do something similar in the future.

Anyway, in conjunction of their promotions this CNY, they will be giving away free 500g meat slices to those who participate in their "Legend of Wing Heong"'s MV.

Here's what you need to do,

Take a photo/artwork (preferably landscape/horizontal) or create a video clip (less than 5 sec) which is related to the lyrics of the "Legend of Wing Heong"'s MV .
Email your creations to yokman2@wingheong.com
30 of the most creative submissions will be edit & compile into the song's MV and win a 500g packet of Dried Meat.

Here's our version of Yok Man's fury!

Visit their website for more details on their products

wingheong.com

For details on the FREE 500g meat slices, visit their Facebook Page

Wing Heong FB

Hopefully I'll be one of the lucky 30! :D

Fortune of Dogs in 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:35:00 +0000

If you practices feng shui in your daily life, I'm sure you know who is Lilian Too, the best-selling author, television personality and Feng Shui practitioner from Malaysia!

As for this coming Chinese New Year (2012), she had launched her "Feng Shui" handy book for each and every zodiac of our Chinese Calender.

Anyway, I'm not here to promote her books but both Egg and I were quite a believer of Feng Shui. After flipping through Lilian Too's books and other reliable resources on the fortune in 2012, we found that those who was born in the year of dog (1946、1958、1970、1982、1994、2006) will be facing a hard year this year. For the details, please read it at 属狗的人2012年运程. (Sorry guys, I can't seem to find the English version, so you just have to use Google Translate =_=")

According to the Feng Shui masters, those who fall into the group (born in the year of Dog) shall bring a 黄水晶貔貅 (literally translated as Yellow Jade Brave Troops) with them so that bad luck will not bestow upon them.

A mythical animal that brings luck and wards off evil, having head of a dragon and lion's body, often with hoofs, wings and tail

Since these Yellow Jade are quite pricey, I decided to draw a 黄貔貅 to replace the jade! Haha! I know I'm lame but I do hope this will work (or at least it'll give us some confident). So, for those of you who believe in Feng Shui and are born in the year of Dog, do put this piece of art as your wallpaper during this new year to ward off all the bad lucks.

I also did a Facebook timeline version for egg,

Last but not least,

MAY THE ~~FORCE~~ LUCK BE WITH YOU!

Who stole our DOG food?

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:15:00 +0000

Since everyone is talking about customizing their Facebook timeline, I decided to do one for myself with the "He stole our DOG food" theme!

Anyway, for the side note, Kiki and Lala had been growing perfectly and at the same time, they are getting smarter or you can say "cunning"! Just look at the following picture then you'll know what I meant =_="

*swt*

What's your story?

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 13:49:00 +0000

The other day I worked night and day just to complete the animation entry for this competition, "What's your story" video contest by Bank Islam. Here's the final version for the entry.

Here's how you can help me!

Like Bank Islam FB

then

Click the Banks Islam Facebook Application

Click the "View Videos" button

Then click "Vote" for the video "by Egg"

I need to get at least 25 votes to be shortlisted to win the competition. Please spare me your votes *showing glittering eyes*

Massive Collaborations II - Art War 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:00:00 +0000

After years of preparations...

The WAR finally comes.....

We've gotten ourselves ready for this battle with our mighty MOBILE SUIT

Let the battle BEGINS!!!!!

Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?

The Doom Bringers (Left Side)

1. Ernest Ng (http://dontlikethatbro.blogspot.com) - Shadow Ninjas

2. Aujinz (http://aujinz.blogspot.com/)

3. syuthekitteh (http://syuthekitteh.tumblr.com/)

4. Miss Morbids (http://missmorbids.net)

5. Miao&WafuPafu (http://akiraceo.com) - DragonMaster

6. UTAR Boy ( http://utarboy.blogspot.com )

7. Pauline Low (http://iknowyoudontgiveadamnaboutmylife.blogspot.com)

8. Robin (http://burungrobin.blogspot.com)

9.The Sharkox (http://www.thesharkox.com/)

The Protector of Earth (Right Side)

1. Amin Aizuddin (http://amin-aizuddin.blogspot.com) - Zorro Malaya

2. Egg & Yolk (http://theeggyolks.blogspot.com) - Eggatron

3. Munyamunya (http://charchillies.blogspot.com/)

4. Kendy's life a.k.a house88kend (http://kendylife.blogspot.com)- Flower Goddess

5. A Medical Student Life Told in Comics (http://www.mistersimpleton.blogspot.com)

6. cheeChingy (http://cheechingy.com) - PokemonMaster

7. Bolehland (http://bolehland.net)

8. SE ( http://syafeikaedora.blogspot.com)

9. Dorky Guy (http://dorkyguy.blogspot.com)

10. Kyoru (http://koudamainframe.blogspot.com)

11. SayaDoodle (http://sayadoodle.com)

12. Pek Chek Kia (http://pekchekkia.com)

*updated*

Video courtesy from Kyo

This the second Massive collaborations among the Comic and Doodle Bloggers (MY).

Looking for our first collaborations? Click ----> Malaysia Day

Anyway, Happy New Year 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*If you like this collab-art, do download the wallpaper version HERE!

When 2011 comes to an end

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:58:00 +0000

Stay tuned!

Katakan Tak Nak!

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 14:17:00 +0000

There were times during your teenage life when peers tends to pressure you to be become one of them by forcing you to smoke. Somehow, when you started to take one, you will start to smoke the second one and the number will continue to rise without your realization.

After years of smoking, your health starts to deteriorate. You will feel as if you can't live without cigarettes. You can't concentrate in your work without smoking, you don't have appetite without smoking and you can't sleep without smoking. Before you knew it, all parts of your body stopped working as perfectly as it should.

You are not just ruining your own body but you are also putting the health of those around you into risk even though you know smoking kills.

Why regret only when you or you loves one are lying in the hospital? Learn to say "#taknak" and you might just change the destiny of you and everyone around you.

The distance for a second hand smoker's lung to turn into a smoker's lung is just inches away

Do help to share the "Tak Nak" message around by joining the "Katakan Tak Nak" photo contest organized by Nuffnang and the Ministry of Health. Not only that you can share the awareness around, you might just walk away with an awesome sum of duit free.

For more information, visit gayahidupsihat.my

Merry Christmas 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:01:00 +0000

Dong Dong Chiang!! *ops! =_="

Merry Christmas 2011~~

Freeze @ Resorts World Genting

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:41:00 +0000

It's been a while since our last visited Genting, so Egg and I decided to revisit Genting last weekend (also to collect our prize from Resorts World Genting Blogging contest).

What we did in Genting in our previous visits were just the theme parks and also the casinos. Therefore, this time we decided to try something different. We went to watch the one and only Ice Skating show in Malaysia, FREEZE. Courtesy of Mei from Resorts World Malaysia.

To be honest, we have no idea what the show was about and we thought it was just some skating performance with skaters skating and turning around. However, the show turned out to be something very different from what we expect!

It's not just about skaters doing some stunning actions but it comes with a sense of humor and illusions too! Too bad photos and videos are not allowed during the show so I'd just have to draw what I remember during the show itself.

However, we managed to snap few photos before the show without being noticed by the staff. hehe!

The show began with this funny English man with red running nose (fake of course) doing the Charlie Chaplin's acts. He even had few moments of the show interacting with the audience. He also insisted that he is David Copperfield. A magician wannabe I guess >_<

There was one part where he wear a penguin costume and act as a mommy penguin then he brought one audience to follow his act! They were trying to hatch eggs while making all the funny voices and acts. That part was hillarious!

Then comes a bunch of skaters doing amazing performances and dance.

Photo from Groupon.my

My favourite part was when the illusionist appear then disappear through her illusion tricks . Most of her illusions involves huge machinery. There was one part where she got herself drilled in the stomach! (illusion of course!)

Photo from Groupon.my

There're also these acrobatic teams doing stuns on ice. Seriously, everyone of us was thrilled when they were throwing their partners up and down without much safety features. One word, AMAZING!

Here's the photo of the whole crew after the show!

Photo from Groupon.my

If you're bored with gambling and themeparks, this show might just be something for you during your visit to Resorts World Genting. The tickets are sold with a very reasonable price.

I would recommend you to take the package instead of buying the ticket just for the show. Not only you can enjoy the wonderful buffet dinner at Coffee Terrace, you can save as much as RM66.00!

We actually had our dinner at Coffee Terrace and I can assure you, the food are FABULOUS! We've tried quite a lot of buffet lunch in our local hotel but none can compare to Coffee Terrace! They have all types of food from local dishes to famous international dishes!

For your information, the buffet dinner is RM 61.00++ (Adult)

Have a great weekend ahead @ Resorts World Genting!

Happy Winter Solstice

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 02:23:00 +0000

Happy Winter Solstice to all EggYolk's friends and readers!! :D

Merry Christmas and a Happy Chinese New Year

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:28:00 +0000

Recently the Chinese New Year mood has been felt through out Malaysia. Even when you go to coffee shops, You'll be hearing people playing Chinese New Year songs!

Even my 2 puppies starts to do their version of lion dance!

Even the Mr. Santa Claus is doing the clown dancing!

While Mrs. Claus is preparing to give away $$!

So what happen to the presents this year? Well, we still have Rudolph!!

Why am I sending all these alone!!!!

So kids, you'll be seeing Rudolph in you chimney this christmas! (if you have one of course =_=")

Hope you guys like our new theme!

By the way, we've just registered ourselves and got our own domain!

!!!WWW.THEEGGYOLKS.COM!!!

FABULA PROCENTA

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:39:00 +0000

Ever heard of the product that goes by the name of Procenta by Fabula? I bet you have since it was one of the "most wanted" beauty drink in the market.

Unlike any other beauty drink, Procenta is pratically made of Horse Placenta extract and Royal Jelly. You heard me right!! HORSE PLACENTA!

Ok, it might sound gross for some of you but it does only goods no bads! Practically, it cause no harm to consumers at all because it is something "all natural". Placenta is an organ that connects the developing fetus to the mother and where all the nutrients are channeled to the fetus . For more detail, ask Mr Wiki.

As one of the main ingredient in Procenta, horse placenta extract are so beneficial that it is even known as the "elixir of youth". It has an excellent source of good quality proteins, vitamins, minerals and amino acids, necessary for beautiful skin. It also helps in cell growth, rebuild aged skin cells, tone fine texture and promote a transparent fresh impression.

Just think about it - if Horse Placenta is rich enough to nourish the growth of a developing embryo, imagine the beneficial effects it will have on your skin!

Some of you might ask why consume placenta while it was used to eliminate waste by fetus. For your information, Procenta by Fabula only uses the extract of horse placenta which was purified.

Horse's body is naturally sensitive, it's body cannot accept additives and hormones. Therefore, horse meat and organs are extremely clean. The horse placenta are unlikely to cause allergic reactions thus it guarantees the highest quality of placenta.

So rest assure, they are clean and 100% consumable!

Horse placenta contains 6 essential amino acids which are able to improve the immune system, promote metabolism, stimulate growth hormone, promote sleep, regulate our sugar and energy levels and help to improve physical fitness.It can also moisturize skin, burn body fat, strengthen body and improve liver function.

Compared to the general use of sheep placenta, horse placenta are more receptive by human body. Each mother horse give birth to one pony at a time. It's pregnancy is 11 months, which makes the horse placenta more concentrated and high in nutritious value.

Royal jelly is a honey bee secretion that is used in the nutrition of larvae, as well as adult queens. It contains a great amount of natural nutritional supplements such as vitamin B5, vitamin B6, fatty acids, minerals, enzymes and vitamin C.

Consuming royal jelly can cure wrinkles, improve immune system, improve bones structure, cure arthritic pain and moderates cholesterol level.

With these two excellent ingredient concentrated into a small bottle of Procenta, what else do you need?

Procenta are suitable for both male and female as it doesn't only helps you to look young but also strengthen your health!

Each bottle of Procenta contain 500mg of horse placenta extract, 500mg of royal jelly and a variety of active ingredients. Most importantly, no additive and preservative are added.

Many others said that placenta drinks in the market doesn't taste good at all. Procenta in the other hand is added with honey and lemon extract to enhance the flavor of the drink. It taste sweet with a tinge of sourness and it certainly taste good!

Drink a bottle of Procenta once every 2 days and you'll be on your way to better health and vibrant skin.

3rd anniversary

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 07:59:00 +0000

We're celebrating our 3rd Anniversary on 13th December 2011!! We're going to be 3 years old!! haha!!

FABULA Bio Fiber Nano-cellulose Mask

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:38:00 +0000

While everyone are flooding into the local beauty saloon and spending their ~~husband's~~ money to make themselves look young and beautiful, Egg and I are doing our own facial treatment at home!

Now that we're talking about facial treatment, we're talking about the Mask! I mean the Facial Mask.

Facial mask had been existed ever since the ancient Egypt 5000 years ago and guess what they use to make the facial mask? Egg Yolk!! *scream!!

http://health-care.eu/egg-yolk-facial-mask-of-ancient-egypt

Anyway, facial masked had evolved from time to time due to our ever-improving technology and also the demands of the ladies (some men too!)

The first generation facial mask was our typical "rinse off" mask where you spread a thick cream/clay onto your face and rinse it off after a period of time.

Due to the stickiness, the non woven mask was then invented. It solved the stickiness issue but it doesn't cover the face completely and it doesn't stick properly to the face. Therefore, those who uses the non woven mask will have to avoid moving around while applying the mask.

Then come the next generation of mask, the gel facial mask. Not only that it can moisturize the facial skins, it also remove dead cells on the skins. However, gel facial mask doesn't absorb the body oily on the skin.

After all the issues risen by consumers, we now have the latest facial mask - the Bio Fiber Nano-cellulose Mask! The Bio Fiber Nano-cellulose Mask is composed of nano-fibers formed by fermented microbes which contains various face essence with the function to bleach, tranquilize the skin and eliminate wrinkles.

Now that we have so many brands of bio fiber nano cellulose mask in the market, why do I recommend Fabula's?

Simple because it is made from Organic cellulose material+ Highly effective essence formula which regulates skin condition instantly, undoes signs of aging and it gives you translucent fair skin in just 20 minutes!

This mask not only insulates bacteria, it is also breathable which provides the best protection to injured skin.

It's diameter = 20nm, at least a hundred times smaller than the fiber of nonwoven fabric. These tiny and soft fiber can deeply penetrate to skin’s pore, grasp every inches skin, moisture and not drop off when using it. It fits perfectly on your face as if it's part of your skin.

You can even jog when you apply the mask!

Because of it's nano size fiber, it can infuse 50% more nutrition essence more than traditional non woven fabrics.It has extra tiny aperture, breathe freely and moisture holding, essence will evaporate slowly. It's 3D tidy structure can evenly penetrate deeply to skin’s pore.

Fabula Cellulose mask also retain 200 times more moisture than typical non woven mask.

The Fabula Cellulose mask does perform Occlusive Dressing Treatment (ODT) which will raise skin surface's temperature, thus leading to skin-pore opening and finally making liquid formula penetrate into skin easily.

In recent clinical tests, Fabulla Cellulose Mask manage to remove 49% of sebum (skin's natural oil) after applying the mask for 20 minutes.

With all the natural ingredients without additives, fragrance and colouring, Fabulla Cellulose Mask does no harm human body and it is suitable for sensitive skin.

Basically, Fabulla offered 3 types of Cellulose Mask,

Unlike any other facial mask, you only need to use Fabulla Cellulose Mask once to twice a week anytime after cleansing. Here's the directions for using the mask

Each mask is composed of three layers of which the middle layer is the Bio-Cellulose Mask.

Remove the (white) outer layer
Place the essence-layer (semi-transparent part) on to your face
Remove the (blue) netted layer and leave only the essence-layer on your face for 20-30 minutes. No need to rinse off after peeling off the mask.

Before and after using FABULA Bio Fiber Nano-cellulose Facial Mask - Egg

Before and after using FABULA Bio Fiber Nano-cellulose Eye Mask - Yolk

Isn't it easy? Go to your local pharmacy and start papering you skin with FABULA Bio Fiber Nano-cellulose Mask!

Ah..I almost forgot, all FABULA Cellulose Mask series products are covered by Allianz Product Liability Insurance worth MYR 500,000!!

We're Back from Formosa!

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:49:00 +0000

We're are back from our Taiwan trip!! Darn cold at Taipei!! Anyway. we'll update once we've settled our luggage, ~~dirty yet smelly~~ clothes. gifts, cookies, chocolates. bla...bla...bla... *ehem..

Breakdance by Kiki

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 17:18:00 +0000

At first I had no idea what Kiki was doing when he started to slide around as if he was doing the "crab" break dancing move! When I look closer then only i realized that there were some sh*t sticking on his b*tt! He was trying very hard to remove the sh*t by sliding on the floor!! @_@"

I ended up cleaning the whole floor and of course, his B*TT! Wait a second.......... I forgot to wash the mop!!! =_="

*kiki! stop giving me that innocent look!

How I wake up

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:13:00 +0000

Now that we have our 2 "built-in alarm" puppies, we never find ourselves being late at work because these two furry kids will give us "morning call" sharp at 6 a.m. every morning! I can't put my blame on them for ruining my dreams since yolk trained them to wake up at the time. It has become a routine that yolk feed them every morning before he go off to work.

How I wished that I can sleep a little bit later =_="

written by: Yolk (on behalf of Egg)

comic: Yolk

The Grand Master of Wing Chun - Master Kiki

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:17:00 +0000

In recent years, the "Wing Chun" style martial art had taken the kung fu world by storm after the release of hong Kong action film "Ip Man" and "Ip Man 2". Ever since the gain of popularity of this style of martial art, people tends to proclaim themselves as the master of Wing Chun (trying to gain more students to join their martial art school)

Even kids in my school are showing off their Wing Chun moves which they learnt from the local "so-called" Wing Chun Master in Arena Sukan, Simpang Tiga.

Since there are so many "masters" out there calling themselves as the best Wing Chun practitioner, who is actually the grand master of this art?

Let me introduce to you the Grand Master of Wing Chun, Master Kiki!!

Don't believe that our Kiki actually knows Wing Chun? He can actually perform the famous "combo punches" which was made famous by Donny Yen in his starring film, Ip Man!

Here's the evidence!

let me know if the video is working for your browser >_<

Who dares to challenge our KiKi?? Ho! Ho! Ho!!! *evil grin

By the way, one of our member of the "Comic&Doodle Bloggers (MY)" was nominated as the finalist for Most Original Blog Design in the Nuffnang Asia Pacific Blog Awards 2011. Do visit her blog and vote for her!: D

Why am I in Kuching?

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:11:00 +0000

Kuching, the city of cats, is no longer a remote area which can only be visited by 4WD or speed boats. It has become one of the major city in the whole Borneo in recent years.

You can see great developments in terms of infrastructures and socials where huge buildings were built, major player in the entertainment and food industries are moving into the city, more locals are speaking fluent English rather than our local bahasa Sarawak.

Kuching is such a nice place to stay where Kuchingnites were blessed with all the extremely delicious Sarawak Laksa, Kolok Mee, Tomato Kueh Tiaw, Belacan Bee hoon, and tonnes of great food!

We have very clean environments with very low index of polluted air. The city is considered one of the cleanest cities in Malaysia and was voted as one of the world's healthiest cities, recognised and awarded by both United Nations (UN) and World Health Organisation (WHO)[18] and by the Alliance for Healthy Cities (AFHC) in Suzhou, China

People here are so friendly that it makes you feel as if you are one of the Kuchingnites (even if you're a foreigner). We tend to smile even at strangers and we never hesitate to give you a helping hand if you got yourself lost in the city.

Kuching is probably one of the safest places in the world. Crime rate is very low and there are few animals or plants in the rainforest that may be harmful to people. And because Sarawak is politically stable, kidnapping, terrorism or religious/ethnic internal strife are unheard of.

State Police Commissioner DCP Datuk Mortadza Nazarene said the police had been quite successful in reducing crime in the state. Mortadza said overall, the state registered 9,264 crime cases last year and 8,559 this year, a reduction of 705 cases.He also underlined that the city had the second lowest crime rate in the country. (quoted from the Borneo Post, October 12, 2011, Wednesday)

Now that Kuching is such a perfect place, why events are always organised in Kl instead of Kuching!! This has become one of biggest frustration for bloggers in Kuching!! (me! me!)

Recently, there were few events which I was invited were all held in KL!

Last week, I was announced as the winner of the Genting bloggers contest and the prize-giving ceremony is held in Genting on the 17th November! (can't attend).

I just received a call from an event organizer that they are inviting me to be the caricaturist for their upcoming events. After agreeing on almost all the terms and condition, they then told me that the events will be in One Utama! My "happiness brick" were crumbled on the spot! (can't attend)

The coming Nuffnang Blog Awards are also held in KL! How am I suppose to go if I'm in Kuching!!!??

Please tell me!! Why am I in Kuching!!

How I wish there is actually a chrono-shifting machine where I can reach KL in seconds =_=

Typical Malaysian Police

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:08:00 +0000

I always thinks that policemen were cool when I was still a kid. My parents used to tell me that policemen were actually superman, especially the traffic polices. They can stop all the cars just by lifting their hand.

*showing face with pure astonishment.

They even have very stylish-fancy looking bikes which was similar my old time favourite super hero, "Baja Hitam"

Anyway, things had change as I grew older and I realize that policemen were not as noble and I thought. You do heard about many news and gossips related to our typical Malaysian policemen right?

In fact, my impression towards them dropped down to zero since the incident few weeks ago. I WAS SUMMONED!

I was actually riding my bike around the parking area in King Centre when I turned the wrong way to the route which was in the opposite directions. Before I get to turn around, I was stopped by a policemen surrounded with 6 RELA who were sitting at the pathway of the shop lots. Without given chances to explain, I was SUMMONED for driving in the opposite direction. gosh! This was not the worst part yet.

When I took the summon ticket to the Police station to make my payment (expecting to pay RM50 or so), the counter lady (speaking while eating fried banana) told me that the summon cost RM150! OMG!(*$&$*#(@!

Then I told her that I just went the wrong way accidentally and that road was just a small parking alley where not much cars were around. Then she said, RM100 "lah!"

I was thinking, isn't that the summons were supposed to be fixed? She then showed me the price list of all the summons and it was indeed RM100! If it was not paid within 1 month time, it'll increase to RM300!!

Without much thought, I paid and left. %$^%$#@#$!

My conclusion: Our traffic police need to meet their targeted "number of summons" so they had to trap even the poor civilians like me =_="

"Effectiveness" dilemma

noreply@blogger.com (Theeggyolks) — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 14:16:00 +0000

What do you think? Is this cream effective??