The Farce Side

Nicole Eggerts still got it

2011-06-29T10:25:00.000-07:00

Nicole Eggerts still got it I feel like taking a shower looking at the before and after photos for all the times I chaffed myself to her pristine beauty, only to have her soil our relationship by getting pregnant, fat, and old. She's going to need fishing line to repair the damage that the baby and years of pounding producers has done. DAMN YOU NICOLE!!!! DAMN YOU!

Shia LaBeouf claims he banged Megan Fox

2011-06-29T08:49:00.000-07:00

In the latest issue of Deatils Magaizine(Whatever the fuck that is) Transformers star Shia LaBeouf Claims he had intimate moments with Meghan Fox.

Here is what he had to Say: Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry on-screen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”

Megan Fox is hot, and she doesn't want to be hot. She dates Brian Austin...guy from 90210, thats bad enough. At least he is manly looking, Shia looks prepubescent. His name is Shia. He is a penis with movie deals, and I will never understand Spielberg's obsession with him. I dont even think he is jewish.

Leoni and Duchovny Split

2011-06-29T08:03:00.000-07:00

Tea Leoni and Fox Mulder have apparently split. They were married since 1999 and have two children. When Leoni was asked about her strained relationship with David Duchovny, She replied "Who the fuck is David Duchovny?". The truth is out there.

Monday May 23rd, 12:54 PM

2011-05-23T10:32:00.000-07:00

Its now Monday, two days after the end of the world, and I am actually shocked at how well its going. Its almost like its business as usual. I got up, showered, went to work, spent time at working on this useless blog that no one will ever really read. I'm surprisingly disappointed Mr Camping was wrong. But whats the best thing for disappointment???? You guessed it, a motivational poster!!!!

Besides, How can we trust the creepy old man from the Poltergeist movies??

Royal wedding

2011-04-27T08:06:00.000-07:00

Kate Middleton's Prince

As the Royal wedding approaches the Web is abuzz. An over privileged youth marry's a commoner who to be frank, stepped in shit. Prince William is set to Marry Kate Middleton, for the most part the girl next door if you live in super wealthy areas.. She will now be in the royal family who have been serving zero purpose in Great Britain for a half a century now. What does this mean for the rest of us? Absolutely nothing, yet Millions plan on watching the spectacle on TV. Some are even camping out on the streets of London. We call these people Dipshits. To be Honest, Kate could do better.

NBC's The Voice Recap

2011-04-27T07:23:00.000-07:00

I am not actually going to recap anything. These shows are all the same. Famous people who got a break in life telling other people whether or not they are worthy. Very pretentious. Why cant we go back to the days where human creativity spawned well written entertaining shows. Seems like Reality TV is for dim wits. But thats just my opinion. Lets not argue, lets stare at the image below of one of the shows stars.

NBC released these photos prior to the new show "The Voice" because they knew it would suck but wanted ratings.

Steve Jobs Frozen in Carbonite for new Iphone cover and the White Iphone 4! Holy Sh*t!

2011-04-27T06:35:00.000-07:00

Well, all of you geeks, freaks and Star Wars fans can rejoice, the headline of the day is that there is a new Iphone cover that depicts Steve Jobs following in the steps of Han Solo and frozen in Carbonite and they are releasing the famed White Iphone 4.. Seems to be a lot of buzz and excitement over this. I had a chance to speak with an apple consumer and huge Star Wars fan Clark Reynolds, When I asked about his level of excitement he said "Its Cool and all, I just cant wait until Apple adds a vagina to their products".

Well Said Clark, Well Said.

Clark Reynolds

Marisa Miller Hosting X-Factor?

2011-04-26T10:23:00.000-07:00

Just Jared Says: Marisa Miller is in talks to host the U.S. version of Simon Cowell’s X Factor!

The 32-year-old model has had multiple meetings with the producers about possibly hosting the show, sources tellJustJared.com.

“She is a big contender in the running,” adds our source about Marisa, who’s currently the face of Harley Davidson, the NFL, and Captain Morgan.

The singing competition, which premieres later this fall, has already locked in music mogul L.A. Reid, who’ll be joining Simon at the judges table.

WOULD YOU LIKE to see Marisa hostThe X Factor?

Well, My thoughts are that all of these shows suck. Idol went down after Simon left because everyone loves watching an asshole be an asshole. So his show was looking up, until he decided to recruit Former/Current pill popping pop icon Paula Abdul to once again join him and entertain the world with her vivacious slurring synopsis of talentless singers. So My thoughts on Marisa Miller?

Oh Yes, I likey.

Kristin Cavallari gets engaged

2011-04-26T09:42:00.000-07:00

Kristin Cavallari went to Los Cabos this weekend and got engaged to less than stellar Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. I've never understood why gorgeous rich young women went for Athletes. Athletes have a shelf life no matter how good they are. Then there is Jay cutler who expired prior to the day he was drafted. It looks like Kristen will be the only one getting a ring in this relationship. Oh Damn you Kristen.