The Fireside Post

Catholic Priest Jokes

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:50:52 +0000

By covering the horrendous crimes against children by Priests – the Roman Catholic Church has invited a legitimate comparison to slimy lawyers. If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a Catholic Priest, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? Shoot the [...]

The Problem Really is the Heterosexuals in the Military

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:28:16 +0000

There is a culture which surrounds all Military bases - both from the nature of a military and from the parasites that promote wanton behavior. The Department of Defense has let our soldiers down. Preparing a soldier for combat is not the only responsibility of the DOD - preparing the soldier for all aspects of life seems appropriate.

Children of War – The 20th Century Bleeds into the 21st.

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:23:59 +0000

The sins punished for generations are War, Poverty, Hunger, Ignorance, Physical Illness, and a general disregard of others by society. These sins compound daily - the accruing interest to be paid by succeeding generations.

Toyota Should Hire A Redneck

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:52:28 +0000

Toyota should hire a Redneck – that is the advice from the General Store in Punkin Center, Missouri. We were talking the other day about fixing old cars when Billy Ray said straight out that someone needs to do some fixin on new cars. Billy Ray claims that just about any old Redneck could have [...]

Funny Obama WEB Pictures

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:39:14 +0000

Let me be perfectly clear – I am a big fan of President Obama. So there. Last week some Republican used some pictures he found on the WWW in a PowerPoint presentation to some Republican cash donors. The goofy liberal media jumped up and down with protest. The idea of the pictures was to instill [...]

The First Family – Obama’s are Marital Inspiration

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:10:58 +0000

President Obama and First Lady Michelle are celebrating Women’s History Month. The kicked off the month with a White House gathering of women from the Girl Scouts to local Georgetown groups. We find their intriguing presentation more than the typical political theater – the Obama’s are an inspiration to harmony in marriage. Check this out: How [...]

Dick Cheney’s Pre-Existing Condition

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:11:54 +0000

To say that a snow storm in Washington D. C. proves there is no global warming is like saying that Dick Cheney received good health care proves there is no need for health care reform. Cheney has had five heart attacks – the first when he was in his late thirties. He has changed jobs [...]

Colbert With Shaun White

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:07:38 +0000

Not only is Shaun White almost the best snowboarder in history – he is one of a few people who can match wits with Steven Colbert. Even President Obama, a witty fellow himself, will not even attempt an interview with Colbert. Check out Shaun White – he steals the show from Colbert. The Colbert Report Mon – [...]

Canadians Have ‘Canadian Style’ Health System

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:51:53 +0000

What does it mean to have a Canadian Style Health System. Steven Colbert has managed to qualify the distinct differences between health care in the United States and health care in Canada. Republican House leader John Boehner would have us believe the Canadians are a bunch of socialists who deny their children their basic human needs. [...]

Glen Beck is the Disease in America

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:58:14 +0000

Glen Beck has topped himself. He somehow has managed to equate evolution with progressive politics. His comparison of revolution to evolution is totally insane – but the real fear is the platform given to him by the ‘conservative movement’ in America. These folks think they are carrying out Ronald Reagan’s vision – [...]

Gospel Kitsch – or Kitsch Gospel

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:42:41 +0000

My son (who writes this magazine with me) has both a greater appreciation of Art and of the Gospels. He can point out yard art in rural America that qualifies for kitsch. I’m talking about those pink flamingos and beer can sculptures found regularly in northwest Missouri. The same folks who have beer can art [...]

Huckabee with Michelle Obama

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:22:54 +0000

Governor Mike Huckabee is a real gentleman – too bad he is also a wacky fundamentalist Christian and works with the yellow journalists at FOX News. His interview with the First Lady was enduring. It seems Huckabee understands that Michell Obama is the First Lady – she is not the President. Huckabee correctly follows a [...]

Letterman Defines Difference Between Himself and Leno

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:55:54 +0000

Dave Letterman is a classic comic. His timing is near perfect – but his willingness to take on controversial topics nears courageous – even at the expense of his own reputation. Dave tackles the topic of the difference between himself and Jay Leno. Listen for the joke on Dick Cheney: Book Mark it-> del.icio.us | [...]

Brainwashing Tiger Woods – Failures of Addiction Therapy

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:06:26 +0000

Future psychologists will look back on this era of addiction treatment in much the same manner that they presently look back on 19th century mental asylums. The real sadness is that progressives in the present mental health community already recognize the deplorably foolish tactics of many addiction treatment centers.

Tiger Woods Statement (Video)

bpc621@gmail.com (bryan clark www.thefiresidepost.com) — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:19:46 +0000

Tiger has spoken – now the analysis begins. What did he say? What did he mean? Is he in denial? Is Tiger covering something? Has Tiger been completely honest? We have our own thoughts on these matters – but we will wait for an opportunity to speak responsibly on [...]