Scooby-Doo, the franchise centered around a dog that talks funny and his owner-friend (sounds like a complicated relationship (not for him!)) who is a stoner who loves to eat help their boring friends solve crimes while driving around in a van.

The fact is, a great deal of Scooby-Doo canon is made on the cheap, filled with bad writing, and creates a convoluted web of what can roughly be described as lore until you reach modern day and we have so much lore there’s a universe reset so they can make MORE lore.

Anyway, Shell is subjecting the readers to a gameshow-style dealie where they have to guess whether or not something is Scooby-Doo Canon or Scooby-Doo Fanon.

Who will win?!

This week, Extra Credit discovers Doo-genics.

Any episode on any subreddit could be called solipsism.txt.

This one is about people who have decided their sexuality is “attracted to fictional character” and they talk about how much more valid their love is than the character’s story, creator, or personality. It’s a healthy thing for young people who don’t have problems and it definitely isn’t about indulging in one’s urges to the detriment and disregard of the other!

This week, Extra Credit is supplemented by the Jack Chick LLM and somehow The Night Before Christmas doesn’t get generated.

And then the internet came along and made it even harder to tell.

r/Experiencers is a place on Reddit for people to go and share their “experiences” with the “transrational.” If your eyebrows are raised by that word, don’t you worry! It doesn’t make sense in context either. Mostly the transrational is still just about aliens and psychic bullshit. Experiences seem to largely be incidents of “sleep paralysis” or “a thing my kid told me.” So that’s all fun.

This week, Extra Credit needs to bite of 50 heads by Friday or else we’re not getting a cost-of-living increase at our APR.

She likes to pull her hair and make wacky faces to indicate she didn’t like something, and then she applies that same approach to the words she writes down and calls a review.

Sounds interesting and cool, right?
Well…

This week, Extra Credit hopes to get sorted into Piggledor.

Yeah we did that again. This time on Reddit. You’re welcome?

Let’s have fun reading between the lines as we discover what life is like for the fine folks at r/TransformationRP. Here’s a hint, they ain’t so fine…

This week, Extra Credit is solving for f([(m4b),(F4m-F)]-futa4ne1).

It makes you smell. It makes it hard for you to run marathons. It stains your teeth. It can even kill you.

And isn’t that kinda arousing?

r/darksidesmokingfetish is the subreddit for Darkside Smoking Fetish, a subfetish of the Darkside Fetish family of fetish communities. They are really into the part of smoking that makes you die young and cough up tar or whatever. Mostly though they seem to be inundated with models advertising their own sites and people writing totally true stories about their own very real addictions and maybe they have tb? Heelies would like it if they had tb.

This week, Extra Credit found the thing that makes most of its readers go “nope!”

Yelp is filled with self-important, unworldly losers who are low-key (or high-key) racist on the regular spouting opinions that will never truly impact anyone and accomplishing little but generating a small amount of smug satisfaction as you hit the submit button and go “Heh, gottem!”

Join us as we read insufferable people describe insufferably bland experiences as terrible hellfire (4 stars) or great except for one problem (2 stars).

This week, Extra Credit is some real Twin Peaks shit.

It was also about craps. But like… Where it’s not explaining the rules of craps (which of course we don’t read because who fucking cares there’s no strategy to win at craps!), the author teaches all about something that definitely isn’t karma or The Secret or anything else mystical. It’s all about the law of averages and how you can learn how to understand them and read tables through… looking at the tables and… Guessing.

Yeah we don’t know it’s a long book full of nonsense.

This week, Extra Credit is putting all our money on Dagwood.

That’s right, we’re going back to physical media yet again to find some of the most obnoxious, embarrassing, insufferable blackjack addict player experts or whatever they are. Frank, Shell, and Other Voice are primed to become card counting, chip palming, imbecilis predatoris imposteri and no pit boss is gonna stand in our way.

This week, Extra Credit is above your stupid “penetration” jokes, thank you very much.

Flights of Fantasy–featured on Gaming in the Clinton Years, hosted by the NAVGTR channel, and largely presented by a one George Wood, a baffling man with a confusing “sense” of “humor”–was a cable access show about video games. What’s cable access you ask? Well, it’s a variety of reserved channel intended for individual/public use. It typically lead to shows like Flights of Fantasy being created.

Though it also created Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it’s almost guaranteed that both this show and the F Plus would not exist as they do without that, so… Take from that what you will.

Anyway, you probably encountered George Wood over on the Retsupurae youtube channel. Well now encounter him here.

This week, Extra Credit hopes one of the lovers dies.

EDIT: What a foolish description. MST3K did not start on public or cable access. Absolute fools! George Wood inspired nobody.

Anyway they inevitably have Japanese names and talk in 2010s meme humor.

So let’s read from the most boring looking forum we’ve ever read from!

This week, Extra Credit is putting Descartes before the horse.

Much like how andersd5 wrote exhaustive stories about Chris Redfield fucking an OC, sandersedge writes exhaustive stories about Spongebob and Squidward railing each other and also having tense domestic dramas play out in their lives as a committed couple.

Come with us as we find out where the mating arm goes when the sponge in question got so many holes!

This week, Extra Credit wonders when Diablo Cody is going to reboot Spongebob.

Note: We are aware of Stress’ audio issues.

Hm? What’s that? You say that Taylor Swift, performer of dozens of songs about the men she’s dated, isn’t queer?

Ha! Well, if her lyrics aren’t queer then… Well… Impossible. That would be cringe. Come celebrate the gayest American Songstress Reddit can think of on this, the most American of days. Or whenever you download it. This week, Extra Credit I only knew her a week before she went away.

The Slideshow

Ballet Fingers

Us too.

Elprehzleinn (which means Excellence is Just The Way It Is, so don’t get it twisted), aka https://mediazdesign.com, aka elprehzleinn.ca is a digital graphic design website run by JorjeJj Z. Elprehzleinn and Robyn Elprehzleinn aka Voon Muhn Rahn aka Justin (but that’s a different body). JorjeJj is one of those old school hippie artists that do bad 3-d rendering to make like… jewels and fairies and goddesses and shit. It’s only gotten better since the advent of “A.I. art” but all that is actually beside the point.

This document is an exploration of the amazing and beautiful story of JorjeJj Z. Elprehzleinn, Voon Muhn Rahn, and their predictions of the future that absolutely came true and allowed them to live their dreams as a massive(?) corporation(?) that involves people from all over the world and doesn’t sound like a rejected pitch for a Neil Breen movie don’t worry about it.

Come with us as we go “huh?” on a wild journey from 1988 to 2006 to 2008 to 2012 and it all started in 1989.

This week, Extra Credit believes its better to have no beliefs.

No?

That wouldn’t surprise us because the people at r/antisex are the most introverted liars on the planet, but you should just assume they were THINKING it really loudly at you when they were whining about being at a party.

r/antisex is a subreddit where people go to talk about abolishing sex, being sex-repulsed, being thinly-veiled Nazis, and espousing a W. Bush Era outlook on society. They also whine about how ace communities on reddit think they’re awful, their families call them crazy, and how porn is something they’ve absolutely seen and know what it is.

If you think that sounds like fun, well… We hate you.

If you think that sounds like hell, hon… We’re with you.

This week, Extra Credit is constantly dehumanizing everyone they look at all the time unless they’re in a committed, monogamous, legally recognized relationship.

Remember how sometimes we do a deep dive on a specific person because they just make us go “w-what?”

Well here’s your reminder! Amans Lacrimae and Lucky_Princess[some numbers] are having a dubiously consensual cry fetish rp that’s hundreds of posts long.

And we’re reading it. Yeah…

This week, Extra Credit’s thighs don’t jiggle because they’re firm and hard.

For now here’s a short. It’s probably not for everyone. Maybe it’s for no one.

But it is voices reading dumb things that we recorded so… You’re welcome?

Sorry.

Books that people care about.

Classics, if you will.

What’s a classic? Whatever’s tagged as classic on Goodreads, obviously!

Let’s figure out which some classics are much reviled by the sharp-minded, sharp-tongued folks over at Goodreads, and which are beloved for what is certainly a deep and correct reason. What do you mean the majority of these people have Harry Potter listed as their favorite books? Who would ever take notice of something like that? Ohohoho!

This week, Extra Credit wonder’s if Ye Olde Bois are worth it.

Okay, but did you know they were also GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Hommi Publishing is on a mission to catalog gay pulp romance novels from the latter half of the 20th century, seeing as much of it is lost to villainous fujoshi librarians and price-gouging ebay scoundrels who hoard these homosexual remnants of print media, and archiving them on the internet, complete with excerpts to entice and delight.

Real talk: This is actually a great mission.

Realer talk: It’s still funny to read bad romance prose.

This week, Extra Credit would never love a green, fanged, 123 year old vampire.

Fantasy Feeder is a place we’ve been to maybe once before. Or maybe twice if you’re from THAT loaf. But what’s important is that we never ever get full anymore so you may as well watch as our bellies grow comically large and our asses get really really tall all because some sinister uh… clerk at a store puts us in a dress that’s too small I guess?

This episode is about people who fetishize fatness so much they ruin other people’s day and self-esteem for their own gratification.

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t care if you don’t get our Homestar Runner references.

Look, I dunno what to say about this one, it’s literally about nothing even within the context of the community r/synchronicity which seems to be a subreddit about nothing.

This week, Extra Credit’s alarm went off for American Spirit.

The result is people in the late 90s and early 00s meeting up in Ohio to jump over fire.

This week, Extra Credit learns to were is human, to wolf divine.

Pictures from the 1995 Howl

The Christian Teen Forums is a place on the internet that begs the question “A forum for Christian Teens? What could possibly go wrong?!” And then you read it and you say “Oh right. Obviously all of this could possibly go wrong. And has!” You have your doctrinal disputes, your decades outdated pop-culture concerns, your former teens that grew into adults and never left the forum… And it all mixes together into a frothy spiritual soup where everyone is trying to prove the teenagers on the other side of their screens are the actual stupid ones. So… It’s pretty much the internet.

This week, Extra Credit is starting a Christian Clan at SOCOM 4.

Art c/o Vampire Software

Come for the classic 90s audio quality, stay for the classic 90s misogyny!

This week, Extra Credit wonders what if Waluigi did 9/11 to Dolphin Zelda.

Join us as we dive into the offerings of Secret Gaygent 69, the lizzerd, and more!

Thanks for listening for ~200 ‘sodes, the next 200 are on us! (as were the last 200. we got a lot of ‘sodes to give away, only mildly past the sell by date!)

In this part, a bunch of us go back through old documents and read stuff that had been skipped over, or we dug deeper and found more new things to read that were even worse.

See, we finally got around to it! Some of it…

Stress brought back the Crying Lovers’ Forum: The Crying Came
Dijon brought back Giles English: Giles English Strikes Again
Gany brought back Hypnoponies: One Trick Pony
Mix brought back zity.biz: Curse of the Mummy’s Tube; With Enemas Like These Who Needs Friends?
Shell brought back r/dirtypenpals: Only the Preambles to Porn

Today Shell asks some of our newest readers with the oldest roots about their ancient forays into the internet of yore. Turtle, Positronic, and Spaced God take us back to a time when the community and shippers shaped the experience, rather than an algorithm and shippers.

Let’s take a journey to the seeds of the seeds of this podcast, won’t we?

Wrong.

Well, mostly right but in this case it’s wrong.

We challenged doc makers to construct a document about pokemon in which nothing sexual or fetishy was happening and dammit we eventually got there. Mostly. Gany and Likely JUST Dijon might have cheated a little. Whatever, the point is this episode is about pokemon in a non-sexual sense which makes it the rarest content online.

This week, Extra Credit is going to ask the other elves what their majors are.

Shell’s depiction

Ashto’s depiction

the lizzerd’s depiction

The ChildCare Action Project: Christian Analysis of American Culture Ministry (CAP Ministry) is a place to find objective numerical scoring of how evil a piece of film media is, from the devilish depths of Matilda to the perfection of Mary Poppins, using a strictly objective system in which six different types of immorality are represented by six thermometers. Like in thermometers, you subtract points from 100 for the presence of sin within a film and then you derive some kind of average or something and multiply by length in case you don’t watch all of the movie. Confused? Probably because you’re steeped in sin. Come over to our side and see the light of this nonprofit ministry that is definitely not just applying a fascist brand of Christianity to film criticism.

This week, Extra Credit isn’t paying any mind to trumped up claims of some moral message that try and hide the fact that sin has been demonstrated on screen.

Replika is one of the more bullshit of bullshit AI friends, in that it promises to be unique to you rather than just dump all the data when you close the session. Except it totally does still do that, which means every time a guy tries to goad his Replika into enacting his cuckold fantasies, he’ll just have to do it all over again the next time thus prolonging the denial, making cuckoldry one of the only things AI is consistently good at.

Anyway the rest of the dudes here mostly type the way they think and then Replika doesn’t want to fuck them. Isn’t that strange?

This week, Extra Credit *looks down*.

But that doesn’t matter. You know what matters? Reel Big Fish. I mean short stories and poetry. Dammit. Look we get a little distracted this episode and we might spend quite a bit of time discussing Reel Big Fish.

This week Extra Credit can pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, but we really should just let it drop.

Also you’ll append literally anything to it to ensure you don’t actually have to play the base game. Actually you just want to be horny.

D&D Beyond is where you go to be told by Hasbro to pay money for information that’s available online elsewhere anyway, but of particular interest to us are the freely accessible user-submitted homebrew entries, from character archetypes to classes to spells to you name it. Well you’ll probably name it something like “Absorb Dragon of the darkness flame” but still…

This week, Extra Credit is ACTUALLY A PLUG HEY LISTEN AT THE END BECAUSE IRONICUS HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT. It’s an audio drama.

The Audio Drama, freely available: https://www.lydiadisappears.com/

The Patreon to fund even more: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/foxbot/the-disappearances-of-lydia-fountayne

Funding closes July 2nd, so hurry up and give a hand won’t you? If not at least give it a listen.

Enjoy?

So we’re gonna read a document that’s descriptions and comments pertaining to a bunch of these horrendous games, some of which have been in continued development for 10 years.

This week, Extra Credit is normalizing Guelph Mean Time.

There’s fewer isekais in this one, but that’s just because we’re going backwards so we’re more in the past when isekais weren’t the only thing anyone produced.

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t have a pithy jape. It’s more of the same as last eppy!

But oops, we did it again twice because The Heavenator came back with a document so jam packed with anime isekai dreck that we had to cut the doc into two pieces and read the second half another time. So here is PART ONE of us reading about SA describing anime in ways that may or may not be representative of the actual properties.

This week, Extra Credit gets its 100th rejection in a row.

Yeah it sounds like a lot of work right? And for what? The shitty little thing might not even be successful and pay for your retirement and let you buy them their clothes forever! Isn’t there a better way? Well yes! There is! And you even get the joy of telling everyone you’re about to shell out $1000+ on something called a “manufactured skin doll” as well!

Reborn dolls come in a range from “wow that looks like a cabbage patch kid” to “it takes about a minute before the uncanny nature of this thing sets in but once it does I can’t unsee it.” But don’t worry! Regardless of quality, you can do all kinds of fun things that parents get to do, like put your reborn doll into a pram, drive with your reborn doll in a car seat, grift youtube followers out baby shower gifts, put your reborn doll in a pram, go on walks with your reborn doll, defensively whine at your family that they should be happy you’re happy, go on walks with your reborn doll before putting it into someone else’s pram… The possibilities are endless! At least until you get a good bid on Ebay, then it’s back in the box for ol’ rebaby.

Note: Some people use reborn dolls for actual trauma related to parenting shocks and tragedy. Those are not discussed in this episode because that’s sad and actually not funny! Here we only have whiny teens and 50 year old ladies with too much disposable income talking about their precious reborn baby/collector’s object.

This week, Extra Credit could really use a new diaper bag for Bleskler…

Wookiepedia is a place where Star Wars detritus goes to live forever, sorted into categories such as “Legends” or “Canon” or “Non-Canon” so as to align the deep meaning of their sacred texts with the sales and acquisitions of intellectual property rights.

It’s filled with infinite articles featuring infinite references and still many articles cry out for more. One cannot simply trust what a tree is was with 600 examples of their appearance across film, television, novelization, and comic after all.

This week, Extra Credit learns the difference between pure fantasy and pure syfy.

The guy Stress mentions.

“An unspecified Skywalker holds up a skateboard.” as Wookiepedia puts it.

Sorry what? Trans men? Fucking shut up you piece of shit. We’re not talking about them, we’re talking about the sexy prospect of cis men who otherwise do not have any of the organs needed to carry a fetus to term suddenly being capable of doing so through the magic of fetishizing gay men, thus removing the need for disgusting women to be in our fetish fantasies.  This stuff was popularized in fandom circles by Harry Potter, so we will not be tolerating any “trans” talk here.

Anyway, now that that’s over with, let’s read some long lost discussion on the many ways a man can have a baby, be it by egg, by urethra, or by butt.

This week, Extra Credit is going out the way we came in.

Too bad all we have is members of the internet using their rudimentary writing skills to review porn games made in Ren’Py in an overly-serious fashion. Come for the large breasts, stay for the card strats! Let’s all learn the limits of lewd as we read reviews from a few years back lamenting the lack of CGs and card game mechanics with equal fervor.

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t have enough books to make Belle into a horny slut.

The Villains Fanon Wiki is yet another compilation wiki categorizing everything in internet memes and creepypasta that has ever been cast as a villain while also not meeting the standards of the Villains Wiki. They have exactly the level of standards you’d imagine.

What happens when Extra Credit casts themselves as the villain and makes fun of both wikis? Well apparently mostly Warrior Cats get brought up a lot.

This week, Extra Credit is banned for arguing over the Antagonistic Scale.

Note: Shell is aware some of her Warriors (the book series about cats we just call Warrior Cats) lore is spotty and off. She doesn’t need to be corrected. Thank you.

Gangstalking is when shadowy cabals of people start planting agents in your life to suggest that you smell bad or get mad at you for being good at video games. There is no real solution to this problem, as a) law enforcement does not recognize it as real and b) it’s not real. One can only combat such opposition by posting all the time and doxxing their neighbors. That’ll show ’em!

This week, Extra Credit has cross words for Tuttle.

The music video for the outro music that Frank West insists you all see:

Yeah no okay this is just about how the Satsui no Hado is repressed sexual energy. Enjoy and thanks!

This is why media literacy is important, people.

There was a late change in editing that made the titles and art not line up with the content, but they’re already done and… Well we’re happy with them as is so… Sorry!

We also go over the unfortunate foot-fetishist reality that is Juri…….. on a pocky box…. . …. . . . ….. and on a third party digital trading card.

This here’s the hump of the mini-series, but by no means the climax. That, sadly, is next time.

Join us again as we call bullshit on a supposed shitpost in this nonsense endeavor we embarked on for no reason.

This might not be for everyone, which is another reason for the off-beat format and release schedule. Shell does her best to translate fighting game esoterica into normal person, but Frank and Tuttle may be in too deep.

Anyhow let’s start this off with the impetus of this whole mess: Two jokey characters (legally distinct from joke characters get off my back nerds) from two Street Fighter games that came out nearly two decades apart.

The Wet Dream Forum is (was?) a place for those who were curious to share and compare their wet dream experiences to try to develop a repeatable methodology and larger theory of wet dreams. Mostly they share how long since they last masturbated and the general size of the stain they left. It’s all very thorough and not gross.

This week, Extra Credit wonders how do i know when i’m into prewetdream mode?

Ashto’s runner-up episode art!

Much like the last time we read about Steam games, this time won’t be too much different. Sit back and let us extol the virtues of Secret Gaygent 69’s 3 Hs. Horror, Horny, and HUH?

This week, Extra Credit is printing out its resume.

So powerful is Reddit’s need to Ask Women, it cannot be contained by one or even two subreddits. No, in order to facilitate conversation with EVERY possible lady query there need to be an ever-increasing amount of splinter subreddits to collect the dregs that sloughed off the ones that came before. So prepare for a barrage of questions regarding womens, debates, nsfw, teens, women, and much much more!

This week, Extra Credit discovers the grandson of the the pencil sharpener guy.

There.

Okay it’s also filled with lunatics who pretend they know what they smell like because they’re told what they smell like by lunatics who have no idea what they smell like.

Anyway, here’s an episode.

This week, Extra Credit is $107.93 for 9.2 oz.

It is incomprehensible.

We’re gonna read it for you!

This week, Extra Credit stuck our hand i my underwear and squeed lightly.

Worlds beyond the imaginations of those who made them, in fact, as the writers themselves seem to have no clue how the worlds they’re trying to write work.

Writers more interested in inventing places than writing stories are a dime a dozen on the internet, which is why it’s so easy to find them places like Reddit, TV Tropes, and beyond. These are the places we’re focused on today though, as we sift through an ages old document to discover half-baked ideas for settings that are so bad that it’s honestly better they’ll never have stories written for them.

This week, Extra Credit is made of pure author appeal.

The Lesbiathan’s creation that wowwed us all.

Want more Reddit but less semen? Well we might not be able to promise NO semen, but this old doc from the archives promises less.

r/edgingtalk is lesser than r/semenretention but still better than r/nofap, who are somehow the biggest losers of Reddit. They practice masturbating without cumming on a regular basis and don’t seem to do much else. So… Here?

This week, Extra Credit knows need and ache and grill.

What did you think we were gonna say? Rage? Resentment? Gamer words?

Well those are all fitting, but no. The word we were going to end that sentence with was semen!

This may seem like a mean-spirited dig at their sexual prowess, but that couldn’t be further from the case. Indeed, the people of r/SemenRetention choose not only to retain their semen for its powerful energies and nutrients, they also find ways to integrate it back into their bodies, minds, and souls for the sake of their physical, emotional, and spiritual growth.

Also they call themselves “retainers” so…

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t have a seed . Soooo it makes our opinion invalid :/

The Fetish Fuel Wiki was a stupid place that basically built its own Wiki and tried to copy paste archived fetish material from TV Tropes in order to continue having fetish-based observations and conversations about all media and all aspects of life. Unfortunately, they were also extremely lazy and seldom collected more than their own scattered stories about the time their sister fucked someone or when they grope their friends for funsies! Join us as we die.

This week, Extra Credit is wondering if there’s such a thing as a depraved heterosexual.

Frank and Shell’s Inside Joke

In a document written by Dijon Du Jour, Dijon explains the general overview of Chrono Cross as it happens. Or sometimes as it doesn’t happen. Or sometimes still as it once happened but then no longer happens. Join Frank, Shell, Other Voice, Balthazar, Melchior, and Gaspar as we trundle through time and come to understand what happens when you try to take multiple timelines and tie them together in a knot.

This week, Extra Credit is putting our brain into a big blueberry.

Chrono Cross is the sequel to the world-renowned, critically-acclaimed single-player RPG Chrono Trigger. Having made the jump from 2-D to 3-D the game also made a few leaps regarding mechanics and storytelling. The former is a mystery that baffles Chronocrossology scholars to this day.

Chrono Cross attempted to create an RPG with a novel battle system that toyed with people’s understanding of RPG conventions. And that is precisely what it did! Follow us as we follow the guidelines of a handful of gamers from the 00s as they try to figure out this game from 1998 for us in 2023. I’m sure it won’t be confusing!

This week, Extra Credit’s element grid is all green.

Ganymede draws the Element Grid?

Wikipedia’s talk pages have always been such places, and in order to explore this phenomenon, we are going to go back, back, wayyyyyyyy back to the oldest document in the F Plus’ dump and take a peek at what a contributor known simply as “Julia” scrounged together from the earlier days of the site. More of it is about Spongebob than anyone would like to admit.

This week, Extra Credit debates whether to use Kaiser punch or Kaiser kick.

If you’re confused by any of this, worry not. All you need to know is amongst these fandom wikis, populated with gender, sexual, and otherkin identities created solely on random tumblr posts from people who have long since deleted their blogs and half-memories of something someone read once, there was over 20,000 entries complete with definitions, delineations, flag concepts, and (of course) in-fighting. And we’re gonna read about them!

This week, Extra Credit would like to remind everyone that we ourselves have “a case of the genders.”

We return to the podcast family’s sweetheart site to discover even more helpful tips for problems such as how to ride an elevator or how to make a psi ball.

WikiHow will this turn out?

This week, Extra Credit is petitioning Congress to change the letters E and C to mean “BLUP.”

Except it’s actually about so much more.

The Sims discussion forums are filled with people sharing their complaints, perhaps some triumphs, and mostly their fetishes. What could possibly be so bad about a group of people who talk about playing a game where they can control people? Let’s go ahead and find out.

This week, Extra Credit never left. We’ve always been here.

It’s about Hamilton. (kinda)

It’s about Harry Potter. (not really)

It’s about making THE LESBIATHAN angry. (very)

It’s about Hamtaro/Kingdom Hearts crossovers. (not nearly enough)

It’s about friends who probably only like you for the fame and also your brother can spy because he’s an actor.

If all of this makes sense, then you’re lilypotter6457. If you’re not however, then listen and learn with us as we navigate a Scriptfic left to lie fallow and discover the magic of contrived exchange student programs.

This week, Extra Credit is starring in Matilda but with fetuses.

Alexander Hamhamilton, by Positronic

Come for the cure for anthrax, stay for the unschooling!

This week, Extra Credit is asking the Mexican Government to accept our college credits as currency.

That’s right, you thought this was just some ho-hum furry episode? Think again! The auteurs at furaffinity.net prove three very important things about furry fandom:

1) They make tons of art of all varieties.

2) They’re as good at poetry as the rest of the internet.

3) A lot more of them are straight than people seem to think.

Come for the lusty paws, stay for the making Dijon mad at the pronunciations of made up words.

This week, code hurts Extra Credit’s eyes.

The Pooh’s Adventure Wiki is a sprawling dimensional crossover fanfiction with Disney’s Winnie the Pooh at the center of it all. Allegedly. While Pooh et al are mentioned in passing, a lot of what we’re reading seems to have more to do with the outside characters than anything Disney. Which, hey! That works out pretty well for everyone, don’t it?

This week Extra Credit is JUST FOR FUN SO DON’T FLAME OKAY?!

Well today’s website started as an answer to this inane query, and that answer is 30. 30 bananas a day.

Frugivores are people who only eat fruit and down on the hierarchy of things people eat, screaming loudly about how potassium cannot kill you and also they feel really bad right now. Like most people with overly-defensive approaches to diet, they spend a lot of their time on the internet responding to posts with whatever they feel like talking about and complaining that everyone in their day-to-day lives think they’re crazy.

This week, Extra Credit wishes it could forget 2005. Seriously, Tally Hall???

Unfortunately for us all the Creepypasta community has broken itself into so many disparate pieces that there is no end to iteration in the scary nonsense scene. Enter Geoshea’s(?) Lost Episode(??) Creepypasta Wiki(???), ostensibly the home of all those “Lost Episode” style stories where either unreleased or instantly pulled episodes of cartoons turn up to be spooky at people. Of course, because nobody cares about categorization beyond how they can relate to it via tropes, people just kind of post stories about whatever they want: Lost Youtube Videos, Lost… Movies?, Lost… Multiplayer Video Game Experiences… Yeah, it should be no surprise that a place that can’t decide if the name Geoshea means anything or should even be applied to the site’s title anymore suffers from an identity crisis.

It doesn’t really matter, we’re just gonna read their stupid stuff.

This week, Extra Credit lacks that typical Australian bravado.

As you likely are aware, Goodreads is a site where people who read and write can post the books they’ve read or written and provide reviews, that either tell you the entire book’s plot or tells you the reviewer’s entire life story, and ratings that invariably end up being 2 or 5 stars.

Like most literary spaces online, Goodreads has drifted into the fandom territory, where rabid fanbases for no-name authors will boost their YA of choice (it’s always YA) to defend them from their detractors (which are appx. zero people at last count). All your favorites, from stories that are indiscernible from video games to romances that involve literally anything but a human penis or vagina (allusions are permitted, but cautioned against), can be found rated, reviewed, or even written by members of this illustrious community. Plus check out the shelves of members for recommendations. They’re about as useful as tumblr tags.

This week, Extra Credit is now anti-book.

Hypnoponies are people who very very much wish to be ponies from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic universe and obviously pursue hypnosis files to fool their brains into letting their inner pony run wild.

Also they’re kinda pathetically sad at times.

This week, Extra Credit went to the Mirror Room.

Are things as they seem, or are they actually a near-seamless tapestry of programming and mental conditioning? And if the latter, then why does our hardware fuck up so often?

r/GlitchInTheMatrix purports that indeed the world we are in is not the world we are in, but in fact a simulated world within the world we are in. Their proof? Sometimes when they stare into the sky, thoughtless, they snap back into awareness and realize it was day, but it’s night now. Just as their mouths fill with delicious rain water and the oxygen stops making it too their brain, they realize it wasn’t because they were standing around not paying attention, but rather an aberration in the supercomputer that tells us when we’re cold and when The Truman Show is on.

This week, Extra Credit will not evoke the Bearnstain/stein Bears because doing so will get us banned from the sub-redd-

A place to free fiction
from censorship most dire
Where incest and pedophilia
Often transpire

Fans so fervent
But so imprudent
Celebrate their ships
As poetry students

And so we compiled
Their torturous rhyme
To mock and ask
“What did we learn this time?”

This week Extra Credit rediscover The Theory.

Strangoria is a community that exists as a single web page advertising their Discord server, and said Discord server which contains about 6000 members.

Secret Gaygent 69 braved the depths and returned to us with a sampling of the mysterious, spiritual, mystical, illogical, radical nonsense that can be shared between demon enthusiasts in real-time chat.

This week, Extra Credit made a huge mistake…

So many more words.

Get ready to “learn” as much as you can handle about Toas, Mata Nui, and the reasons why two Turaga might be gay but it doesn’t show up in the main show.

This week, Extra Credit wonders if Bionicles have cloaca.

Right.

But what if it wasn’t just an affectation but really they’re just living their lives as they identify: little girls by force.

Sissythings.com is not Sissykiss. It’s worse. And we hate them.

This week Extra Credit gets mad.

Bunty (resting place of Mandy, Judy, Suzie, Mandy & Judy, Nancy for Girls, and countless others) was a long-lived comic book for girls sold in the U.K.. While boys were buying “Eagle” and “Warlord” and “Performative Masculinity”, books filled with important men doing important things (and boys that are just like you following them around!), girls were reading about how girls (just like them!) could potentially be in every terrible situation imaginable. For some reason, Wikipedia has a lengthy list of all the different comic series and one-offs that showed up in Bunty (the comic) and Mandy & Judy (the comic) with short descriptions of their plot, and HOO BOY! They’re something.

This week Extra Credit just wants to do ballet but evil Mrs. Frumbudgeon would rather use us to traffic babies.

Biffo the Bear

Got a ballp.it account? Biffos for Ballpit!

Let’s laugh until we cry and give today’s subject something to masturbate to.

This week, Extra Credit is a real tear-jerker.

Jockification is the process in which nerds are forcibly and suddenly transformed into hulking, mouth-breathing idiots made of muscle and brodumb. Pun painfully intended. This process tends to involve hypnosis but sometimes is as simple as magic jock cream. Regardless, it’s

This week, Extra Credit is taking 47 spins on the wheel, pushing a very real app to its limits.

And boy howdy did that fail!

While Gaygent managed to procure a few gems from the site, he was unsuccessful in evading FoodieEater, the person responsible for the Elizabeth Storybook and Rainbow Island fanon series. So we take another pass at the odd duck whose breastmilk-bearing fish pokemon has IIV, 15 babies, and a deadly tailblade for stabbing strangers, and we try to make sense of the mess that Gaygent could not escape.

This week, Extra Credit cannot stop leaking milk everywhere.

Be sure to check out Chai’s podcast Ephemera, over at https://storiesfromtheinter.net, for more examples of stories that could only be found within the depths of the internet.

Music featured:
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Beauty Flow by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5025-beauty-flow
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Mz. Saturn, who observed the death of Yahoo! Answers from a safe distance, provided two documents as a final chronicle for the now defunct community. One went to The F Plus, the other to Extra Credit. Today, we gather to reflect on that which we have lost, and what it gave to us that makes us miss it so. Join us as we explore the final thoughts of selfish, paranoid weirdos who are trying desperately to get answers to their questions until the last second, settle old scores, and try to move on.

This week, Extra Credit is asking a lot of questions mostly as a pretense to talk about ourselves.

The Steven Universe Roleplay Forums are a place for fans of the cartoon Steven Universe go to roleplay in an alternate universe, utilizing original characters to tell a story of their own design. Which is to say a bunch of teenagers create really silly characters and then have melodramatic arguments with each other “in character.” Join Shell and The Heavenator as they withstand a barrage of nerdtalk from Dijon Du Jour and THE LESBIATHAN, for the sweet, sweet prize of fandom writing waiting at the other side.

This week, Extra Credit’s Gemsona is named Boracite, their job is Brim And Crown Presser, their weapon is a Longbow, their gem is located on their eyebrow. Their likes include most religions, Original Thought, and people who stare; Their dislikes include clear night skies, Puzzles, and anything chocolate ^.~

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-151-EC should not be listened to by anyone outside of the SCP Foundation. Anyone who has not been exposed to the internet in sufficient amounts will find themselves unable to focus, grow dizzy, and feel the urge to walk out the door and never stop walking.

Description: SCP-151-EC is a podcast episode in mp3 format with audio at a bit rate of 123kbps. It is 01:40:24 in length, though certain media players and websites may differ on which second the file truly “ends.”

File also contains a large label that reads ███████ in its metadata. Though the intended meaning of the label is unknown, many have been found driven to madness after prolonged attempts to decipher its true meaning. As of writing, SCP-151-EC’s metadata analysis is indefinitely suspended until a more thorough understanding of ███████ is achieved.

Audio contents include wildly variant voices that, to our best knowledge, belong to five individuals. Unknown if individuals are themselves part of the object or victims of the content of their discussion.

Discussion consists of the following topics: The SCP Foundation (classic files, deleted files, and unsponsored fan files), writing critique, incident assessment, “Friday Night Funkin'”, a book of matches, witch’s br██, and an overall conclusion that “the internet isn’t helping.”

In the following week, “Extra Credit” will be exposed to SCP-2061 to ascertain if it provides any resistance to the urge to consume calculating devices whole.

Follow us down a path of enlightenment and complaining about how this shit doesn’t work as a Finnish kid with a trust fund burns through 6 times the recommended dosage of DOI.

This week Extra Credit is gonna roll a cigarette. Deja vu!

Enter Mistress Natalia and her Rubber Whores.

The Rubber Whores is a site to elicit the services of the Queen Mistress Master Nurse Teacher Jailer Executioner Soldier Spy Natalia and her definitely inferior but similarly branded cadre of rubber-clad prostitutes. Operating out of Germany (where she assures you everything they do is on the up and up so stop worrying, you prudes!) with one satellite in Switzerland (she does not comment on Swiss law), Natalia et al promise to do just about anything your heart desires, provided it involves being completely encased in rubber/rubberized clothing. Care to join us on a tour of the best little rubber house in (probably) Berlin?

This week, Extra Credit is mourning the loss incurred in a tragic motorcycle accident. No, not the driver, that fucking bastard, our beautiful Russian Green motorcycle!

Enter Rant Rampage, a site for people to rant about whatever, whenever, to an audience of no one. We here at Extra Credit decided it had been too long since we had engaged in our favorite pastime: laughing at children. So come along with us as we witness our future, relish our past, and yes, yet again speculate about what is or isn’t en vogue.

This week, Extra Credit is 10,000 years old.

The Minecraft Creepypasta Wiki is the home to various Minecraft Creepypasta creation, collection, and curation. Well at least one or two of those things are done there, depending on the editors’ energy ratings at the time. Anyhow, the stories and poetry(?) contained within the hallowed halls are sure to tingle your spine with tales most cubical.

This week, Extra Credit is 98 years old.

Much time has passed, and though the fated date was lost to the Blinx the sand cat of time, the document lived on. Now, the crab has collected a group of “friends” to reread the ominous script, rehashing the hellscape of frilly pink dresses that is Sissykiss.

This week, Extra Credit needs bigger plastic pants.

Eugene is Shell’s hometown. It’s also the home of a wide variety of new age retro hippies that enjoy flowery prose and crystal-y medicines to counter the hustle and bustle of the rest of the world. They also are kooky, filled with even kookier healthcare practitioners, poets, and people who just happen to notice you out of the corner of their eye.

Join Frank, Shell, and the incorrigible Other Voice, as they rediscover the city of Eugene, Oregon through the magic of the web!

This week, Extra Credit is not a short! It’s just way too long to even pretend that’s the case.

WikiHow, here we come!

This week, Extra Credit is tracking if you could come out and play. KID GANG!

Yeah, the people who think they’re animals trapped in human bodies, harkening back to an analogy used strictly to convince doctors that trans people “really meant it,” but using it instead for some dumb internet bullshit.

Felkes, a wolf/snow leopard hybrid therian, is one such person who has such an experience, and such an interestingly restrictive view on the LGBT community while simultaneously envying it greatly. In her heyday, Felkes managed to capture the internet’s heart by both shocking and disgusting it with a litany of takes so hot tumblr just couldn’t handle them! Join us on this monorail to yesterday as we dig into an old subject whose content was already old when we first covered it.

This week, Extra Credit can’t help but slip into an M-Shift.

Yeah, neither did we. But the members of the Erowid Experience Vault sure have!

Erowid Experience Vault is a place for drug enthusiasts and their surrounding circles to take drugs and detail how they were affected, often taking special delineations from conventional consumption to push the boundaries of the perfect high. Sometimes that means combining drugs. Other times that means ingesting things that aren’t drugs. All the time it means people are rambling about the dumb thoughts they have while under the influence of one thing or another.

Join us as we explore the various things that constitute drug experimentation on this site!

This week, Extra Credit injects the content right into our veins.

Seeking Arrangement, or otherwise stylized “Seeking”, is a service for Sugar Daddies and their potential Sugar Babies to meet up and haggle on allowances and charm at a ratio distressingly lacking on both ends. Some of the most boring men on the internet are prepared to tell women why they aren’t giving enough to be given exorbitant amounts of money in return, only for them to then give exorbitant amounts of money to a mostly similar woman for no discernible reason. (Race. The reason is usually race.) Join us as we learn the ins and outs of being on the outs in a relationship that is more transactional than most, but less likely to admit it.

This week, Extra Credit is a concept invented by poor people.

And it’s mostly straight women.

The Yaoi Otaku Forums is a place for fujoshi and fudanshi (but mostly fujoshi) to revel in their lust for stories in which gay men act like a heterosexual couple but with no icky ladies to get in the way. Some of the subjects we cover may seem a bit old, but rest assured this community is still active, with one of the latest threads entitled “requesting omegaverse manga.” Come along as we ask the important questions like “What would you do if you were trapped in an elevator with your favorite yaoi?” “SEX with YOUR FRIEND?!” and if “gay are people too.”

This week, Extra Credit is probably constipated and having a rough day.

The internet is filled with very real, very sexy tales of ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, and demons that pull their blankets or make them look at porn. If that sounds hot to you, well you’re a fool because ghosts are cold.

Join us on an adventure across equally credible and prestigious sources as we scare up some lovin’.

This week, Extra Credit means in the Hitachi Magic Wand kind of way.

Well don’t be so ashamed! It’s only natural to sneeze. Nobody around you is judging you harshly for a bodily response you can’t control. On the contrary!

Some people are into it.

The Language of Sneezing is an archive site housing the remnants of ‘Serotica’, a sneeze fetish fiction site that went defunct in 2005. Not wanting to lose the great contributions to our culture the sneeze erotica community provided, they acted to ensure future generations could find these sacred texts of sexy sneezes and perhaps gain enlightenment upon reading them.

So, of course, Mix mined the place and we read it.

This week, Extra Credit is the Scat Man AND the Hat Man.

Now forget about all that and get ready for some nonsense.

The Dream Fiction Wiki is a place where fan canon is developed and compiled for fictional properties from anime to video games to feature films (note: some of those are actually real) and mostly kids making up insane nonsense and immortalizing it online. Kinda like the Elizabeth Storybook stuff we read for Garbage Day. So join us for a foray into a world that does not exist within a world that does not exist.

This week, Extra Credit opens up the Altar of Hidden Evil.

Enter Reddit.

r/keto is here to advise you to ditch all carbs, all fruits, most vegetables, and just pile on the fats. Come along with us while we marinate in disastrous diets and the victims who swear by them.

This week, Extra Credit needs more numbers!

Chris Redfield is apparently a character from the Resident Evil series who’s known primarily or being a white guy, different in each iteration, and I guess looks like he’s stowing melons in his shirt? Look, several people had to explain to me who Chris Redfield is and nothing they’ve told me explains the fascination this fanfic author has with him. andersd5 aka HeirofRedfield aka actually no they aren’t the same person writing nonstop Chris Redfield/OC slashfic I swear! has written hundreds of thousands of words describing the many odd circumstances in which Chris Redfield fucks or gets fucked. Come swim in the tags as we read descriptions and excerpts of these bizarrely specific sexcapades.

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t want to read such dribble.

Is It Normal? is a website that asks this deep, existential question and comes up with an answer by vote. Unfortunately the people who vote on what is normal on Is It Normal are themselves not very normal. What, then, can be gained by perusing such a website? Well, comedy of course, my dear listeners! Comedy and bewilderment such that only the internet can provide.

Toady, Extra Credit is not sacry, it’s very pretty.

Now, Monster Girl Encyclopedia? THAT is the source of all the hot new Monster Girl facts as declared by the MGE creator Kenkou. Kenkou knows what he likes, namely giant breasted, sex-starved monster girls who might engage in same-sex relations but those will never show up in the story. Everything else is not allowed. No monster boys. No gay monsters or humans. Look, it’s just not this thing.

Let’s get our growl on as we explore the spicy and sweet entries and opinions on these horrendous monstrous sex clowns.

This week, Extra Credit is corrupted by Lilim’s touch.

There were, and somehow continue to be, an endless array of forums dedicated to the concept of the zombie apocalypse. These people are varying levels of badass and mostly men and run the gamut of shit-talking teenager to 40-year-olds who argue in earnest with shit-talking teenagers. Join us as we talk rations, armaments, and about how everyone is a stupid sheep except for us.

This week, Extra Credit wants to share a romantic MRE dinner with you.

YouTube is a strange beast, and apparently people still make huge dollars off of things that aren’t just algorithm scraping bewilderment and nightmarish reskins of stock animations. Some people bilk advertisers out of their money through the power of obnoxious 12 year olds. One such person that has harnessed this prepubescent energy is Logan Thirtyacre, also known as Super Mario Logan, also known as Super Bowser Logan, also known as Super Luigi Logan, also known as a guy who has been wildly popular for over a decade, was once the number five youtuber in the world, and was once valued at figures in the millions. How did he manage this astounding feat? Through hard work and ingenuity? Ha! No. He bobbed a Mario plush up and down and told dirty, offensive jokes.

Join us, as we get drunk on YouTube’s answer to the Junior Jeff Dunham we just lathe of heaven’d into existence and stare into the howling abyss that is the Super Mario Logan Fandom Wiki.

This week, Extra Credit tuned in for the- Extra Credit tuned in…

Once upon a time, three wise folk showed up at the door of Extra Credit: The Heavenator with gifts of online nonsense, THE LESBIATHAN with gifts of Reddit gold, and “Magician’s Read” with gifts of murrrrr… One of those gifts was lost, but the other two were given with joy and merriment to the newborn savior of the web…

r/Magick is the subreddit for magick. It’s where vvitches and vvizards swap spells and argue about whether or not the threefold law applies to tripling recipes. Everything you’d expect to find on a Reddit magick community is here: sex and talking over each other. Yep, that’s it!

This week, Extra Credit is asking WHAT’S UP MY WITCHES?!

What? Wait is that not a win condition in boxing? Aren’t you supposed to be doing so well that the other boxer is so overcome with arousal that he just ejaculates right there in the ring? No? You don’t think it is?

WELL I’M THE COACH HERE AND I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT BOXING! I learned it from reddit. And comicvine. And justusboys. Way more places than you’ve ever studied the manly art!

Agonophilia means boxing fetish, so let’s read some people who get off to people getting knocked out!

This week, Extra Credit has three subject matter experts on call, and they may not be who you think they are!

How do we keep getting bad story pitch content? (it’s because there’s so many bad story pitches)

Storypitches.com, that’s Story Pitches Dot Com, is a thriving and lucrative WordPress blog where aspiring and lucrative writers can leave a logline teasing their story idea and have it ostensibly put out before some number of viewers for potential optioning into a book, film, or what have you. The first one’s free, but you’ll get so addicted to tossing ideas into the ether that you’ll surely pay for more!

This document is filled with just a sampling of the great lengths to which people will go to not fully write a story and still try to be a writer. But it’s not just wannabe hacks! Some of these hacks are [self-]published and used in school[s][?] Drive on up and run your eyes down the menu of dreary delicacies crafted by dire dilettantes.

This week, Extra Credit writes more, but worse.

Ever play the Mystery Dungeon games? Yeah? Us too.

Ever wanna fuck a latex Charizard? Yeah? Um…

Pokémon is a subject we’ve frequently evoked on the podcast, and I think we’re all familiar with the property, the li’l monsters, the way the internet wants to fuck every single one of them, and what starter we liked best from each generation. That’s not gonna stop us, though! Buckle up! It’s time for some poképorn!

This week, Extra Credit seems like a very lonely person.

Well, it’s the internet so of course it’s bullshit.

Hatsunia is a garbage idea by a racist who thinks cyberpunk is too bleak and Japan is too backwards. To compensate for these alleged crimes, TV Tropes user Pipcard invented an entire alternate history in which the country we know as Japan is actually an diverse and just tech metropolis that celebrates sound, communicates through music, and mythically founded by vocaloid avatar Hatsune Miku, whose hair shape is used to redesign the archipelago for thematic? reasons? Anyway enjoy the boring insult to Japan, the world at large, and projected anime girl performers.

This week, Extra Credit wishes this guy was more of a weeb.

Also, apologies for the audio issues. This episode was nearly lost to time, with each track having been seemingly shredded by the gnashing teeth of an internet demon. Thanks Mix for all your hard work!

r/short is a subreddit in which mostly men, some women, but mostly men, from about 5’2″ to 5’10” complain about how women don’t want to fuck them because of their height. They express this belief by comparing themselves to oppressed groups and talking about how women are the worst. So, you know. Reddit’s finest bachelors.

This episode is part of an ongoing project to rerecord some of our older, sloppier episodes, so we hope you enjoy some content you may have heard in the past. Don’t worry though, you won’t come up short if you haven’t.

This week, Extra Credit welcomes back Spaced God!

What can be said to this omnipresent retail empire? Well, not much that we haven’t already heard there either, but that won’t stop aggrieved consumers from submitting review after review, grinding their respective axes day in and day out. Surely these products can’t be THAT bad. …right?

This week, Extra Credit revisits an old document from a purged episode. This one isn’t a joke.

This week, Extra Credit is one of the sane emotionally stable male guests that have to be EXCLUDED from freedoms allowed to couples.

Get ready to clear out your insides while also having an excuse to have your wife shove something up your butt and apply pressure. If enema business isn’t your cup of tea, worry not! There remains more obnoxiously shared kinks on zity.biz to fill you up with all kinds of strange feelings.

This week, Extra Credit’s nozzle hit something…

Also if Positive Stress’ fun opener has you curious, check out the podcast he does with Breakfast as they watch and dissect the show Kyle XY.

Well, stop yelling at the heavens because not only CAN you encourage your itty biddy tiddies into secreting pale sweet fluids, you can also get a boner! Just listen to the following testimonials of real life guys who have found their answer. These brave souls at justusboys.com, r/AdultBreastfeeding, Archive of Our Own, and So Furry will walk us through the life, the subculture, and the fantasy that comes along with embracing one’s male lactation fetish.

This week, Extra Credit is plowing fertile fields of beef and milk.

Here’s just a few of them!

The Pearl was a 19th century publication dedicated to “poetry”, “stories”, “songs”, and “jokes” of the blue persuasion. Named with about as much subtlety as a brick with a dick, The Pearl seemed to delight in poking fun at social mores of the time by cheekily referring to anal sex and dildoes whenever they could. About the only thing as common as these themes are the obvious descriptions of sexually transmitted infections. Join us as we muddle through the boners of our forbearers.

This week, Extra Credit derries down!

r/screenwriting is allegedly a place where people learn to write screenplays, but in practice, is that really what happens? Join us as we trip over tropes, remain unmoved by the maudlin, and scratch our heads at how anyone can envision what’s written down to show up on a screen, despite the inclusion of Int., Bedroom, Morning, Girl.

This week, Extra Credit must leave our future in the past.

gasp WHEW! Sorry about that. Just getting my HOM fix. Oh what’s that? What’s HOM?

You silly silly fool, HOM is an acronym for hand-over-mouth. You know… The thing where someone covers someone else’s mouth, typically to shut them up. You can’t seriously expect me to believe you’ve never felt the irresistible urge to just explode in orgasmic bliss at the sight of someone cupping their palm over the mouth of another!

Time to rectify this.

This week, Extra Credit gets a special massage.

Or maybe you just need to bring your glasses while grocery shopping.

This week, Extra Credit is mad that our food has YUCKY MUSHROOMS IN IT!

Enjoy!

The Supernanny Fanon Wiki is an endless expanse of fan-created materials, meta-materials, meta-meta-materials, and materials just plain unrelated to the reality show Supernanny. Sure, The F Plus just covered this subject, but when has that ever stopped us before? Come join us as we learn all about how to punish and… how to encourage!

This week, Extra Credit is very concerned with the integrity of our various devices.

The Worldbuilding Forums at tvtropes.org is filled with aspiring writers desperately trying to figure out where exactly their stories take place. Posters grasp for the fine details and motivations that should, in theory, be the driving forces of their plot. But dang it! It’s hard! And they already came up with an idea, so could you just finish it for me? Thanks!

This week, Extra Credit learns all the tropes that take place within slavery.

This week, Extra Credit is doin’ time for lovin’ denim.

Readers: Shell Game, Dijon Du Jour, Mix,  Malt and Achilles’ Heelies

Music: My Humps – Alanis Morissette
Forever in Blue Jeans – Neil Diamond

We’re going through some absurd, impenetrable books that you can buy. For money. If you just have it to waste. It’s not porn, promise! Except maybe one. Maybe one is porn. But largely this is just about the bad writing and reviews!

This week, Extra Credit asks ourselves what we’d do with limitless power over the world, and even China wishes we’d keep ourselves out of danger.

Readers:
Shell Game, THE LESBIATHAN, Dijon Du Jour, Mix, Breakfast, and Ironicus

Music:
The Book I’m Not Reading by Patty Larkin
Read a Book by Lil Jon

Meet Hush the Dragon, an avid journaler over at DeviantArt and FurAffinity and one very hungry dragon. Hungry for DRAMA! How much entertainment could one young furry auteur generate over the course of a year? What kind of vore stories could he write? Why is he obsessed with a terrible series of games that came out 14 years ago? Take a listen and find out!

This week, Extra Credit will give you $50 for that PS3, we know you’re just gonna shove it in your ass anyway!

Readers:
Shell Game, Ganymede, Sanguinary Novel, Turtle, Ashto, Frank West

Music:
Hungry Boys – Blue Öyster Cult
Hush, Hush – The Pussycat Dolls

If WisheRs Were Horses is a website that has been live and updated since 1997! Its mission: to approach myriad theories and methods of becoming a horse. Like, physically. The author of this site explores scientific, mystic, and faith-based methods that might maybe someday kinda possibly turn you into a horse. But are you truly ready?

Join us as we figure out if we are prepared for all the possible problems that could arise from becoming a horse. Will we change upstairs and not know how to get down? Will we attract a horny stallion? All these things and more will be considered.

This week, Extra Credit really talks about turning into a horse again, what is with this trend???

Readers: THE LESBIATHAN, Positive Stress, The Heavenator, Shell Game, Ironicus

Music: Pony by Ginuwine, Horses by Math the Band, Mr. Ed Theme by Jay Livingston

Remember when The F Plus recorded Episode 231 The Hedgehog? The episode where they go through Sonic the Hedgehog fanon? Yeah, those people are pretty dumb with all their weird made-up characters and arbitrary rules… Haha, what could ever have made them like that?

Well, have you ever heard of the canon of Sonic the Hedgehog?

The Sonic Fandom Wiki houses an endless supply of information about the canon of Sonic the Hedgehog, be it game or show or comic… Hell, even if it’s something that never actually came to fruition, they got that stuff on lockdown. And boy is it confusing!

This week Zextra Zredit zearns about Zonic the Zedgehog.

Readers: Positive Stress, Malt, The Heavenator, Sanguinary Novel, Turtle, Shell Game, and Frank West

Music: His World – Zebrahead
All Hail Shadow – Crush 40

animebeers.com is the labor of love of a man with the palate of a child and the tastes of a manchild. Here the dire work of “pairing” “microbrews” with “anime” and offering them to the reader with some semblance of review of the experience is done. Each beverage has many similar flavors, but one blatantly absent one is anything remotely near the taste of beer.

This week, Extra Credit can’t get the taste of flan out of their mouths.

Readers
Dijon Du Jour, The Heavenator, Sanguinary Novel, Shell Game, and featuring Boots Raingear and JW Friedman.

Music
Drinkin’ – Real Big Fish
Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard

Or maybe just that you can shovel whatever the hell you want onto it and then sound off however the hell you want in response.

Join us as we explore just a small sampling of the various games featured on Steam and the thoughts of the gamers who purchase and play them in the form of totally coherent and reasonable reviews.

This week Extra Credit really wants to play Star Boy.

To be paired with last week’s episode, Chai Tea Latte went back to the mic to record a tidbit included at the end of the doc–a rendition of The Night Before Christmas run through Bing’s Klingon translator. Her accent is absolutely not authentic, the words are probably wrong, but it’s all made up so just relax.

Welcome to the sovereign nation of Anthologica, a forum that gives each topic inexplicably tiresome names to make it feel like a fantasy government, because woo doesn’t that sound FUN? Stumble along with us as we see people put more time into the origin stories of their fake-y lands than their diacritical disasters of languages. We’ll read origin myths, poems, drama, and more!

This week, Extra Credit says “Pupapepo požo!”

I’m sure it’s chock full o’ useful information about the past.

Also if this short period of time lasts nearly an hour, just ignore it. That’s your faulty perception of time working against you again, probably.

Readers:
Shell Game, Chai Tea Latte, Frank West

Music:
Need More Time – The Epoxies, Detour Thru Your Mind – The B-52s

The Land of Prospero

The Delete Lover’s Shrine was a fan community for the PBS cartoon Cyberchase. Designed to teach kids about math, problem solving, and probably computers, Cyberchase featured three kids who would wander through “cyberspace” and foil the plans of The Hacker and his robot underlings Buzz and Delete. Unfortunately, the Delete Lover’s Shrine is now dead, and all its gory details are strewn about the site, telling a tale of woe and chaos with each passing post.

But never fear! The Extra Credit team of investigators is on the case! We will rummage through forum posts, scrutinize fanfic, and otherwise expose ourselves to the debauchery exhibited by this web community of girls, women aged 16 to 40(?), and one naive, fetishized gay young man. Where will the trail of evidence lead us?

This week, Extra Credit keeps track of the shots they heard. It was one plus two plus two plus one. Wait, no… It was one plus two plus one plus one… Ah crap…

Ready to be supremely spooked? Well on the internet, there’s only one place to go if you’re looking for fast fright and total terror…

Well okay, for INTENTIONAL total terror. That’s right. CREEPYPASTA WIKIS. Get ready for some very, very “good” stories about some very, very bad happenings. Beware though, listener! If you are scared of bad cooking, bad rhyming, bad pacing, or bad connections to reality, you might need to give this one a pass. In fact, we will provide our dear listeners a free coffin to those who DIE OF FRIGHT while listening to the SPOOKTACULAR!

This week, Extra Credit popped out.

GameStop’s new logo by Antivehicular

Multiple systems differentiate from otherkin because they do not inherently identify as someone/thing else entirely.

Multiple systems differentiate from fictionkin because their alter-selves are not considered fictional or AU versions of those we know as fictional characters.

Multiple systems differentiate from factkin because they do not share a headspace with specific real people who have or are currently living separate from them.

Multiple systems are a conjoined mental continuum of various personalities and identities that may or may not concurrently share awareness, insight, and understanding.

Didja follow all that? I sure hope not. Anyway get ready for us to be REAL MAD.

This week, Extra Credit is kin with three demivoid demons so everything they’re about to say is okay because it’s from within community.

So go ahead and put on your bibs and get ready for some sloppy seconds as we force feed Boots some small living creatures so that maybe he’ll finally understand the subject, and maybe one day he can convince Lemon to have an episode on vore.

This week, Extra Credit is committing to the bit.

Anyway Dijon and Shell read a transcript of a video provided by Attraction Ideas, a Youtube channel that provides fun ideas about theme parks that could exist. Theoretically. Or maybe not even theoretically. Look, choose a side and drink your $18 beer and just stop thinking about it.

The enduring set of games continue to be popular among the denizens of the site, and that means that for the past ten years (at least!) they have been leaving comments and ratings, expressing their love, hate, frustration, and satisfaction with the product. Get ready to hear the sound of one hand clapping!

This week, Extra Credit’s cook steams and is perectly honry.

Different hair colors provided by Secret Gaygent 69

You can get the sexual harassment from the creepy middle-aged guy and the lady who shares WAY too much at the slam poetry open mic with stock backgrounds that look like crumpled up paper. Or in some cases are just pictures of a naked lady with cum on her.

This week, Extra Credit bruises our pearl.

This time, Gany and Dr. A examine the darker intentions behind Super Mario 64 by falling down a Twitter hole. Maybe we’ll find out why Luigi wasn’t there until the DS remake.

We asked twitter, ballp.it, and members of our community to contribute to a hodgepodge document, with a variety of sources. If they had a single thread that was funny but isolated, we wanted it. A story that wouldn’t fill out the time? We took that too. Pretty much anything they could give we took and have done our duty and read each line, no matter how little it was helping.

This week, Extra Credit still does our thing.

Part 3 features the new crew, those who joined about 50 episodes in and we said “y’know what? I like their gumption! they really got that ‘it’ thing, see?” Dijon Du Jour, Mix, Beelzeboob and Malt bring in some content of their own that formed their sense of internet humor. Don’t tease the octopus kiddies, it’s time for Uncle Ulty’s Comedy Hour, featuring cranky women, “funny” “porn”, a second serving of pasta, and an old friend of Mix’s from his home state.

This week, Extra Credit also endures.

Docs are listed in the subject section.

This week, Extra Credit also gets nostalgic.

Docs have been listed in the subject section for sources no longer online. Amazon link listed for book by Miranda Leek. If interested, consider checking there.

For the first part, old-timers Positive Stress, Ganymede, Dr. A and Ashto join Shell and discuss what it’s been like being with the show for so long, watching it grow, and how it’s intersected with what they do now. Get ready for fanfic, sex toys, creepypasta and more!

Doc linked on this page is Ashto’s transcription of the website covered. The site may or may not still be operational (doubtful).

This week, Extra Credit thanks you all for listening and hopes you’re ready for everything yet to come!

Today’s subject, over on famed black hole of fandom, Tumblr, is objectumsexual. And she’s had her eye on a super sexy hunk of construction gear for quite some time! Let’s hunker down and get all cozy in the treads of a construction drill truck while we witness a love that transcends time, space, and sentience.

This week, Extra Credit is interested in the strong, silent type.

Lesbiathan is about to regale you with some Steven Universe noir fic. This promises to be the first in a series.

Well, we decided to distill it for you!

r/UnpopularOpinions is a redundant subreddit where people go to tell everyone things that nobody actually asked about nor did they actually have any opinions on. But dammit! You’re going to hear what those things are! So put on your ponchos, because things are about to get gross.

This week, Extra Credit balances their budget.

This time around Ashto takes a crack at a letter that made the rounds awhile back. Get ready for some dad justice.

Syskids, or system kids, are how one refers to the alters within your system that are actually small children (typically under the age of 10), if one is a lying piece of Tumblr bullshit. They suffer from many problems that can only be alleviated by being given whatever they want.

Luckily for the wayward brain child and their host, there are people on Tumblr known as “carers” that can be the surrogate parent to soothe and support the scared baby inside when they front and don’t know what to do. This is ABSOLUTELY NOT CGL HOW DARE YOU ASSUME SUCH A THING. (Seriously, though, this does not appear to be sexual. It’s just pathetic.)

This week, Extra Credit needs its Mama and Piku.

Today we’re revisiting tapas.io, the site we covered in our episode Girls on Boy on Boy.

This time, Dijon Du Jour and The Heavenator are gonna be reading through I Hate My New Body, which promises plenty of bad writing and awkward gay romance.

Enjoy!

Ahhh the holiday season… Sure it may be half a year away, but Extra Credit’s here to provide you with the familiar feel of familiarity. There is, however, no good will towards men here, because god dammit have you seen how they write women?

Last Christmas, Shell tasked a group of wayward souls with sourcing a gift for their assigned Boxing Day Buddy, who would in turn have to read whatever they were given. The results were nothing short of magickal! Join us by the fire as we shake each package and find what awful rejected content we inflicted on one another.

This week, Extra Credit does a gimmick that it absolutely totally has never done before in its history why do you ask hahahaha.

To help people along in these cloistered and upsetting times, we at Extra Credit decided to push ahead with an idea we’ve been mulling over. In the interest of giving you something fun and weird to listen to more often, we’re going to start releasing shorts occasionally on off weeks! The content will vary, and will typically consist of subjects that cannot sustain an episode or don’t fit our format very well.

So today we have a Very Deep Fanfiction featuring tags such as Aromantic, Vaginal Fingering, Mildly Dubious Consent, and Rating May Change. It’s a crossover fic of Sayonara Wild Hearts (an audiovisual delight of a rhythm game that Frank West insists you play) and the writers from Polygon. Chai Tea Latte’s flying solo in this tale that follows Jenna Stoeber’s wild heart through some tarot-themed co-worker drama fit for community college. It’s a more straight reading than normal, but Chai’s got a beautiful reading voice so you can lose yourself in the awkward real-person angst fic.

See ya next week with a full episode with a full cast, and enjoy Major Arcana by puddingontheritz. Wild hearts never die~!

Meet Nimja! He’s a dutch programmer that moonlights as an online hypnotist. He has uploaded HUNDREDS of tracks, ad-free(!), to help you with whatever you could possibly need from a subliminal suggestion. Now the internet-savvy  fans out there may be under the impression that the only reason people go to hypnosis is for sex stuff. That couldn’t be further from the truth! Nimja’s site is appropriate for all ages! At least some of the tracks are. Always monitor your kids’ internet use, parents!

Join us for some questionable hypnosis sessions with disappointing results, especially considering how much this guy makes on Patreon. Also a special shout out apology to Beelzeboob! Who… Actually really hates one of the subjects in this. Sorry!

This week, Extra Credit really wants to watch a magic show but in their mind.

Join us, with our guests of honor Adam Bozarth and Boots Raingear, as we relive the glorious evening with half the glamour and a quarter of the fanfare. Indulge Shell as she pushes everyone into a little game of her own, with a pecking order determined by none other than artist from the stars Portaxx! And a reader order chosen by followers over on Twitter (@snakesinthebpit), though they didn’t exactly know what they were doing.

For added authenticity, Shell scanned every single beer-stained paper that Adam handed her in his half-drunken, half-exhausted stupor. This way the whole gang got to experience a little bit of Live again! …also it means there’s no doc. SORRY!

This week, Extra Credit learns how to do a lot of important and impressive things.

What do these things have in common? Well, the answer should be nothing, but the internet has a way of combining things that frankly should have just been left alone.

Oddly Developed Types is a site dedicated to Meyers-Briggs typing. The twist? The descriptions are all framed within the framing device of a zombie apocalypse. Hope you like RANDOM WACKY HUMOR and EPIC BADASSES because this exercise in tedium is a product of the age of TVTropes.

This week, Extra Credit is a potato.

THE LESBIATHAN’S special edit, referred to in the show!

It’s a race to who gets mad first as we trundle through yet another self-ascribed identity from Tumblr, and the Tumblr-at-heart. Also a special appearance by F Plus subject, halfdude!

This week, Extra Credit’s gonna make Beelzeboob inadvertently sing at least twice.

Alephwyr, author of the blog, started dancefighterredux as a a school project. The site lay fallow for years after they dropped out, but inexplicably was revived as a platform for the right-wing dragonkin’s newfound passion: online debate and philosophic reflection. They now use the site to tackle the hip, new concept of Malatora as well as the deep socioeconomic relevance of Spyro the Dragon.

This week, Extra Credit learns that assumptions make an ass out of us and we didn’t find out the subject was a woman until near the end, whoops! Also Shell anticipates a lot of well-actually-ing for things she said in the episode and no she doesn’t want to debate it.

Well now you can with catgirlcare.org! That’s right, an entire website filled with tips, tricks and instructions to help you take the best care of your cat-girl you can. This guide covers everything from cleaning to preening, from feeding to breeding, from playing to… Hey what’s wrong? Why did your face turn that color? Should we call a doctor? We wouldn’t want your cat-girl to get worried that she disappointed master.

This week, Extra Credit trades in all nine lives for a robot you can’t fuck.

The High Existence forum is used by stoners to talk about being stoned with other stoners. Needless to say, it’s a treasure trove of wisdom. Furthermore, a few members, HEathens as they call themselves, spearheaded their own little sustainable living commune! The Valhalla Movement, lead by a confusingly accomplished world-record holder, seeks to go off the grid to help heal the world. But they aren’t like other hippie movements, no, they aren’t completely disconnecting themselves from society. They will be known. You know, that thing off the grid means. If you’re confused, well so were we. Sorry!

This week, Extra Credit wants to know more about the spleen.

Oh, you think that astrology is bogus and paying any attention to one’s sign is just a frivolous waste of time? Well, better fire up that spit for the crow you’re about to eat, because DXPnet.com is going to prove you wrong. As it happens, the astrology forums on this esteemed site have come up with a method of determining the kind of person that posts on their site utilizing the stars.

Indeed, DXPnet.com has honed to perfection the skill of figuring out which sign is the most likely to be an obnoxious asshole! Their success rate is 100%, considering the answer to that question is all of them.

This week, Extra Credit’s revealed to have a Mars in Virgo.

So a buncha us decided rather than go to a party or watch scary movies or fall asleep and leaving kids outside wondering if we’re giving candy or not, we would just sit down in front of our computers and read stupid shit from the internet. Yeah, it surprised us too!

Pulled from the dump just in time to record on the 31st and to edit for release on a date clearly nowhere near October, the document we read was on halloweencostumes.com! That’s right! It’s another product description episode. And this time, the product is man! And woman. Mostly sexy woman. And Plus Sized Doc Brown. And a couple clowns.

But that’s not all! In order to round out this spooktacular recording, Wrought also found us a lovely creepypasta to read! So be sure not to listen with the lights off!

This week, Extra Credit fucking hates Becky and wishes she would just divorce us already.

Okay, TheLordOfNyrin WAS that creep who wrote the CYOC Chocolate Wizard Demigod story we dedicated an entire episode to and yes this document is all about him. Please come back!

TheLordOfNyrin may seem like a one-trick pony, but that’s just because that’s exactly what he is. But dear LORD does he find ways of inserting his idea for living candy people into every place he can find: Gaia Online, Minecraft, D&D; nothing is safe from this man made of rock candy and chewing cum. That’s not a typo. At least, it’s not ours.

This week, Extra Credit gets countless cavities. And we absolutely, positively did NOT record this last July. Why would you ever suggest that?

Meet Monstermaster18, deviantArt connoisseur of figures with large personalities. He is the perpetrator of many crimes, but those we are discussing today have to do with two very specific fixations: becoming a werebelushi and walkenization.

Perhaps this raises some questions. Is it a were JIM Belushi or a were JOHN Belushi? Does one become like Christopher Walken or does one simply begin to walk? Can a pony and a griffon have a wrestler’s babies? The answers to all this and more are in this very episode, so buckle up! We’re in for a hippo-riffic time!

This week, Extra Credit fires up our Suspicious Icon Detection Software to no avail.

Click through to see up close and personal Monstermaster18’s official TF tier list on deviantart!

It’s full of dicks!

Particularly, these big dicks can be found in r/bigdickproblems, or bdp for short, and boy howdy do they face some real problems in the world.

Sometimes they get patted down, sometimes they get ogled, sometimes they are so unable to grasp their length that they have to use bananas or big gulps to use as helpful comparisons to truly conceptualize their not-so-teeny-weeny. It’s just exhausting! Also we can’t forget the energy it takes to constantly dole out advice to the horny greenhorns of the sub. Prepare to get an understanding of what it feels like to live in the shadow of a colossus.

This week, Extra Credit makes a mental note of their radiator locations.

Psychic-experiences.com is a place for budding psychics and master mediums alike can share their maybe kinda probably sorta psychic experiences. They see shadows, watch clocks, hear music, and their babies look places. These terrifying, but astounding occurrences change their witnesses forever, leaving them with anxiety, strange powers, and an inability to type coherently.

This psychic doc was chosen by our followers on Twitter as the next thing Mix should work on. Follow us and keep an eye out for questions and polls that may very well impact our recordings! But then again, you probably don’t need help from a poll to know what happens next. You know the language of the wind after all!

This week Extra Credit’s clock is an hour behind, but it’s because of a time hole.

Meet r/anarcho_primitivism, a subreddit dedicated to the downfall of modernity to make way for an idyllic future that is just like our past. They wish for us all to cast aside things like technology, medicine, and critical thinking skills so we can just revert to an era of clear perfection and totally not one of rampant fear, hatred, and death around every corner. These survivalists will be more than ready to eat dandelions, snort animal waste, and use firearms from the 19th century which is permitted because shut up. Roll up them sleeves! There’s a lot of work ahead of us if we’re ever gonna convince the world that dying of a common cold is just natural selection doing it’s thing.

This week, Extra Credit reads a doc that’ll blow their mind!

Yeah. We got your number.

Meet Amazing Ferret, a moderator of r/sexypenpals and innuendo artist extraordinaire! She spends a great deal of time crafting settings and plots to entice the lonely hearts of reddit to roleplay in with her. She seeks to jerk off your mind as well as your genitals, so be prepared for some short stories that are sure to make your boner get so distracted it might just take a nap before she gets to any actual fucking.

She’ll do ANYTHING! Except for certain things. But sometimes she’ll do those things. Unless she won’t. No matter how permissive she’s feeling, one things for sure: she will not pass up a chance to make a cum pun.

This week, Extra Credit is cucked by an NPC. Literally.

Wrong!

Prepare to be baffled, confused, and, at times, unamused by the antics of an owner with too much time on his hands and not enough oversight in the copywriting department. One may suggest this man missed out on his stand-up career, but we’re about to prove that’s for the better. Happy Thanksgiving!

This week, Shell Game unashamedly revives a defunct segment format from The F Plus and forces you to listen to it.

r/energydrinks is a place where caffeine hounds, sugar fiends, taurine heads, and b-vitamin bandits go to just share how much they drink, how much they wish they could drink, discuss if maybe they should drink less (no), or if they should mix their drinks into virgin cocktails (yes.) You may think that there’s only so many ways that conversation could possibly repeat itself, and you would be correct! But that doesn’t stop redditors from just saying the same thing again and again and again.

This week, Extra Credit is excommunicated for even mentioning the false prophet, Jolt cola.

Creepypasta, the drawn out, dying meme-dium that originated as dumb shit you copied from 4chan and spiraled into inane stories about whatever cartoon or video game you want, is still around and finding all kinds of IPs to butcher into a story with vaguely menacing undertones and blood. Many wikias have emerged, dedicated to cataloging all creepypasta that’s fit to submit about their particular focus. One such wikia, the Paw Patrol Creepypasta Wiki, happens to be the highlight of today’s episode!

Listen if you dare, to the horrible fates of boys who turn into girls, dogs who become zombies, and users who cross founder SirBlaze!

This week, Extra Credit learns that Rubble is the only good dog.

English.

Giles English, who is, from what we can tell, actually English, is back and baby he’s got this podcast on lockdown! For those who don’t know or willfully block our past episodes from their memories, Giles English is a self-published author of Chaste Erotica, the genre that looks at a penis with sores from the chafing caused by a small metal cage ad says “that’s sexy!” He appeared towards the end of the episode Cut to the Chaste and delighted us so much that we just had to have more of him!

And hoo boy! Did Dijon provide. Get ready as we explore the mind of a man who thinks so much about coercing women into agreeing to femdom and chastity in a relationship that he’s all but had it etched into history books to justify it.

This week, Extra Credit learns that only 66% of women need or want dick.

Well, okay, they’re actually just kids, but we swear to GOD ( ) that they have the eternal souls of ancient or abstract deities dwelling inside them. They promise all kinds of good fortune, provided you treat them with dignity, give them candy offerings, and respect their light bulb breaking powers. Yes, these divinekin are powerful entities indeed!

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t have a prayer…

Phew! That was a close one. The Death Towers nearly got you. Here, take this hunk of resin. Yeah, that’s metal shavings in it. What of it? Put it on your bedside table to keep you and your kids safe.

Also, you’re not looking very well. Is it cancer? It’s cancer, isn’t it. Well, I can’t say I have a cure but… Apply this box with a battery inside it to your skin. All day, that’s right. You’re developing lesions? That just shows how acidic your blood was! You’ll be healed in no time.

If you’re interested, you can buy all these things and more at our website! We ship from Toronto. Or you can see our specialist, whose based out of Newfoundland. However we can help, know that we’re here for you, with a team of second-hand experts to solve any malady.

This week, Extra Credit is cloudbusting, daddy.

Good lord, why did we do this?!

So The F Plus put on a little 24-hour stream called Garbage Day back in May and they had a donation battle hour which contained a doc so horrid, the donors quickly amassed enough money to demand that the readers switch to the other document. As neither had the full hour, there was plenty left to spare! And we already did an episode on the “winning” doc so you know what that means…

The Crunchyroll Forums are a place where people who watch anime online go to spew rancid political opinions and share their terrible relationship stories/demands. There’s really not much to say beyond that! We do pad out the episode as much as we can with stories about anime friends we had in high school, so hopefully this is still entertaining.

This week, Extra Credit fucking hates the Lesbiathon.

What does this have to do with Extra Credit? Well, because both docs were only partially read from, that meant there was a bunch of content just sitting there, going to waste. After a shameful amount of puppy dog eyes staring at the morsels before us, Boots Raingear gave the go ahead to go ahead and scavenge the docs and finish off what The F Plus started.

Now, this document on furry porn community e621, being the one that was read from most, did not have an episode’s worth of material. Lucky for everyone, there was another doc just waiting in the dump on a DIFFERENT furry porn community. So Furry, the 4th most popular furry community on the internet, has just as many dire, confusing forum posts to stretch out our episode to a satisfying length!

This week, Extra Credit just can’t pop Fygar!

This document was manually transcribed by The Heavenator and Dijon Du Jour so that the readers could take on the roles of an assortment of male love interests with stilted dialogue and sound effects that absolutely must be from another planet. Contrivance abounds as the gay protagonists (who curiously all seem to engage in hetero relationship dynamics) stumble over their words into the frustrated boner of their partners!

Currently, Extra Credit would like to eat you.

Historical roleplay and historical AUs are fandom’s attempt to take people and places from our actual history and make them into bizarrely sexual and faux-woke wish fulfillment. Dedicated forums and fiction exist with themes such as “Vaguely Enlightenment Italy In Name Only” or “The Time Period in Which James Madison Wears Novelty Tees”, all to put on some of the most improbable pairings and confusing carnal acts through writing that could only come from the nurturing environment that is the internet.

This week, Extra Credit is looking for Bob Hoskins RP smut.

We will also be taking a brief intermission to visit Smashwords for an interview with an author of many chastity-themed romance novels!

Needless to say, you’ll never look at a man’s keyring the same ever again!

This week, Extra Credit plays the ole “… I can’t find the keys, will look again tomorrow” trick!

TIPS FEDORA AND THE CASE OF THE CHASTE DICK
A Tips Fedora side project
By THE LESBIATHAN

Tips Fedora sighed as his over zealous new hire, Dick Cage, slammed his fist down on the table. “Damnit! Don’t make this harder than it has to be, you son of a bitch!”

From across the interrogation table, Octopus With Devil Sticks smiled indulgently while still completing really sick flips and tricks with his devil sticks. “But officer, I have no idea what you’re talking about,” said Tips Feodra’s best friend, the amazing devil sticks octopod.

Dick Cage snarled in frustration; Tips Fedora could see now that this bound anger his new apprentice had was not really appropriate for this faux interrogation. Clearly, he needed some sort of release.

“Enough,” said Tips Fedora in a voice full of whisky, regret, cigarettes, and compassion; his voice summoned up pictures of a misty city street shot in a tasteful black and white, while a femme fatale clung to his arm, while the intrepid Tips Fedora pointed his pistol down an alley way. “Enough,” he said again, walking out from the pool of shadows he had placed himself in, his leather fedroa and long leather trenchcoat swirling in some unseen wind.

“Look,” said Tips Fedora as the room became silent by degrees, “Dick, you got some real hutzpah, some real, raw magnetism, but buddy this bound heat, this bottled anger? It won’t do. You need to fuck.”

Dick Cage’s eyes narrowed. “I will never jizz. Never again, not since the war.”

This week, Extra Credit considers taking in some throat singing.

Our crack anime expert, The Heavenator, has compiled descriptions of anime, as described by members of the Something Awful forums, and they have brought it to our esteemed panel of analysts to help qualitatively define anime once and for all. Be astounded by the brother/sister yaoi team! Be amazed for the boob-brawling anime girls! Be enchanted by a young woman’s love for her bike! All these things and more await you as we take you on a trip backwards in time through the power of anime.

And before you comment, NO! We don’t have any context for any of these shows beyond how they were described by goons from the anime subforum. And you aren’t getting any either, so don’t bother trying to explain any of them to us.

This week, Extra Credit employs 8 images per second.

Cardiophiles, or heart fetishists, beat it to heart beats. They throb at throbbing veins. They use stethoscopes, request sonograms, or sometimes keep it simple and just press their ears up to someone’s chest, all to get the full heart experience. These weirdos really wear their fetish on their sleeve, but would also really appreciate it if you stop sexualizing their fetish, okay?

This week, Extra Credit feels the secretion begin to cover their fingers and palm on their left hand.

Choose Your Own Change Dot Net was the subject of both an F-Plus and Extra Credit episode, so surely there couldn’t be any more to cover, right? Well, that actually is true. However, there’s a 16-page-long story about slowly turning into a chocolate wizard through contrived Chronovac hi-jinks that just couldn’t be ignored.

Amaze at the convoluted plot! Baffle at the order in which a body becomes chocolate! Cower in fear at the inevitable cliffhanger that comes with passing off your writing to someone else to produce a boner-chilling conclusion! Set the timer for 10 minutes and the duration of the transformation to indefinite, sets it to not change our favorite pair of rubber shorts, double checks everything and presses enter.

Okay it’s mostly gross enemas stories, but we promise we tried not to belabor that subject. Instead we tried to get an array of exotic kinks. Everything but the kitchen sink!

This week, Extra Credit can’t find their darning egg.

For more from Adam and his lovely cadre of comedians, check out the Left-Handed Radio podcast!

Come on, don’t be shy! It’s ok to just say you sit around in your own filth because you get off to thoughts of you as a baby. That’s between you and God.

Seriously, God’s cool with it! At least that’s what this weirdo over at intodiapers.blogspot.com says, and he seems like he’s got his life together! He’s a successful AB after all! Whatever that means… Join us on a wild ride through the cognitive dissonance of those trying to reconcile their faith with their “need” to wear a diaper and be treated like a toddler.

This week, Extra Credit is the only other person in the building.

Well for starters, Shell had a cold and was hopped up on medicine, Frank West was recording from his laptop, Ganymede’s mountain town WiFi left her a little distant, Beelzeboob’s mic betrayed her, and the Lesbiathan was busy trying to live down the fact that she helped make this document!

So anyway, camgirls! That’s what we’re here about and ambercutie.com has forums where camgirls and camgirl viewers alike can go and talk about… Well… Camgirl stuff I guess. But of course they also have long discussions on philosophy, literature, commerce and fetishes (come on… it is the internet.)

This week, Extra Credit is all up ons!

Oh! Not the kind of change you had in mind? Maybe you’re more of a shower person… No? Well I don’t know what YOUR problem is, but we here at Extra Credit sure do love the idea of orgasming in the throes of bizarre body horror! And lucky for us, Choose Your Own Change is still alive and kicking! Come along with us on a trip that is sure to be transformative!

This week, Extra Credit is Original Recipe.

Last time, we explored some fantastical fanon from a variety of Smurfs alternate universes. Well we’re back but this time in reality, or at least an alternate universe therein. As it turns out Smurfs fan artists have forums that they congregate on and yell at one another for not being in the know enough to be considered true Smurfs fans. This gate-keeping attitude has rigidly stratified the community, with a pantheon of three or maybe four contributors to rule over all the fanworks.

VicGeorge2k9 keeps the lore of the Smurfs and associated fanons at his fingertips, ready to call out any pairings that aren’t founded in canon (or his story, Empath the Luckiest Smurf.) Numbah404 takes time out of her busy schedule being an English expert and Content Creator to take some upstart newbies down a few pegs. All the while, Beelzeboob and Boots Raingear, resident Smurfs experts, try their darnedest to make some smurfin’ sense out of this whole mess for the rest of the mystified snakes.

This week, Extra Credit turns a lovely shade of lavender.

The Smurfs was a cartoon from the 80s, based on a comic from the 50s, that spawned two movies in the 2010s for no particular reason. Even though there’s very little to say about the cartoon antics of the small blue creatures and their mushroom houses, the cartoon ran for nearly a decade, just in time for the first generation of internet dwellers to come of age. Thus, a thriving fan community can be found to this very day inflicting endless permutations of Smurf stories and sexualities.

The Smurfs Fanon wiki is a place that attempts to collect all kinds of information on various Smurf fanworks, though mostly the articles discuss characters and hypothetical stories from universes created by about five or six people. In what ways do these internet misfits contribute to the vibrantly blue tapestry that is Smurfs lore? Well, strap in folks because we’re about to find out!

This week, Extra Credit has to cancel their family fanfiction Thursdays.

Glovey Smurf

Empath intervenes as Papa Smurf is about to act out his Smurfette Dream.

Empath Smurf and Polaris Psyche sharing an emotion.

Prepare to remember Lunarwolf, the fur who singlepawedly makes its Lupercalia year round. And now that the lovely celebration is upon us, we can all look to Extra Credit to let some wolves run free to ravage the average townfolk.

This week, Extra Credit is ready to eat, drink, and be hairy.

Is there anything you can’t do in a fursuit? Furaffinity says NO! Get ready to strap that apron on over your wolf belly and find out of those plush paw pads are heat resistant, because we’ve got a collection of fine recipes from the site that are sure to satisfy your culinary curiosity!

Join us this week along with NutshellGulag, the eternally aggrieved cook, as we explore some sub-cultural sub-cuisine.

This week, Extra Credit gets extra toppings!

Wanna be called names and told to do gross things? NiteFlirt has you covered. What about be berated and told to give someone all your money? NiteFlirt can help you do that AND give your money to someone else entirely! Maybe you’re more of a foot worship, cake eating type… Well NiteFlirt has all these things and more waiting for you. So log on, dial the phone, and get ready to have people explain in words what it might be like if there was an actual human next to you performing actions and saying things.

This week, Extra Credit raises their price to $6.69 a minute.

That’s right! We didn’t get our fill last time, so Extra Credit has decided to chow down on yet another feast of filth and fat. Inspired by perhaps the first ever document of Mix’s dumped by The F Plus, we arranged for a smorgasbord of stories and methods regarding stuffing and inflation to be served to you this evening. Add a few more notches to that belt and then just throw it away, because by the time we’re through you’re not gonna have any pants that fit!

Stress and Lesbiathon get vengeance on the doc maker for the last feeder episode, Breakfast, while special guest Adam Bozarth wonders how he’ll ever repay Frank West for telling Shell that an episode on feeding would suit him best. Oh and what’s Beelzeboob doing here? Why she’s one of Santa’s elves here to make sure mirth and merriment are on the menu for you, our gentle listeners.

This week, Extra Credit is not getting a Jell-o enema.

Maid RPG is a poorly constructed, disgusting game where you play as an Anime Maid complete with anime personality traits, signed randomly by dice roll. Tonight’s game takes us through some familiar subjects if you’ve listened to The FPlus as frequently as we do.

This week, Extra Credit traverses a forest of piss.

(Content Warning: Self harm mentioned in source material. Quickly skipped past. Also Maid RPG is really gross in general.)

Research and superstition?

This is no longer how we need to see this duality. In fact, the binary opposition of science and magick is hugely reductive. The two exist on a spectrum of truth. The science is in! Magick is real, baby!

Well, this is the claim of The Spirit Science, a community built around poorly sourced videos discussing dubious, unrepeatable studies that purport that chi balls, astral projection and more are scientifically proven to be real things. When armed with this knowledge, how does the internet handle it? Do they utilize it for some greater understanding and to bridge gaps in scientific and philosophical communities? Well, if you think using astral kung-fu and accidentally cursing your girlfriend will accomplish those goals, then I guess they’re on their way.

This week, Extra Credit’s consciousness sleeps with the fishes.

As it goes online, people are wont to lie. This is true whether posting about their sex power, their cheevos, their magickal prowess, and, most pertinent to today, their exploits on the battlefield. Today, the good fight is fought not just on foreign soil, but in our very malls! That’s right, the mall security guard just got a promotion and some can be found with training sufficient to take on black ops missions and face off with the yakuza.

What? Does this sound like utter bullshit to you? You clearly just don’t understand the price of freedom.

This week, Extra Credit has two quarters set on the Mortal Kombat cabinet.

For years now otherkin have scurried about on the internet, building off of a myriad of junk drawer philosophies and blatantly ripping off real world religions in order to confirm to themselves and the world that, yes, they are a unicorn in their heart of hearts. Unable to keep crazy contained, otherkin eventually mutated into fictionkin, those who are, in their heart of hearts, a fictional character, like Naruto or that illuminati pyramid from Gravity Falls. Yes it seems that many people are desperate to be anything but themselves.

This evolutionary track doesn’t stop here, though, as entertainment contains not only fictional characters but real people. Thus Factkin, those who are linked to real life people, living or dead, were borne from the tangle of nonsense.

And like all groups that exist in a shared space on the internet, these three delusional camps all looked at each other and screeched “YOU’RE WRONG!”

This week, Extra Credit comes out with a very important secret.

“Lesbiathan’s Hogwarts Instructor”, art by Beelzeboob

Nowadays women can be as strong, athletic, capable and big as they wanna be–which of course means we need a bunch of men to remind everyone that they’re still fetish objects that give them boners. Female Body Builder fandom is a strange place composed of those who want to be dominated physically, but seem to be surprised that often pain comes part and parcel with fulfilling that wish. Regardless they still fork over large quantities of money to get squeezed by some big lady legs, and spend their recovery time writing fiction that makes deviantArt look like experts in anatomy.

This week, Extra Credit tells our dad about our masturbation habits.

While this episode actually has very little to do with Star Trek, it does have everything to do with the final frontier of causal thought. The website gabriellechana.com contains the life story and run-on-sentence philosophy of Gail Chord, descendant of Howard Hughes, Catherine the Great, and King David, her relationship with the REAL Brent Spiner, and her lifetime battle with Satan and his agents on Earth, the Jesuits. If you don’t follow, it’s okay: you won’t by the end of this one either.

This week Extra Credit gets a new favorite word.

Updated with Fanart by Tay Pemsey!

Burned by Satan’s Acid Semen

The Orgasmic Telefornication Ray!

Dick-copters delivering Nukakes!

This week, Extra Credit is mentally torpid. Also it’s Ladies’ Night!

This week, Extra Credit predicts the orgasms ten minutes before they happen.

Please listen. : )

Episode Timestamps (HH:mm:ss):
00:01:36 – What is Normal?
00:04:56 – Clips4Lemon
00:12:17 – Youth or Consequences
00:23:21 – This Isn’t Even My Final Draft
00:29:06 – Sissykiss of Death
00:34:40 – Morgellons and On and On…
00:38:54 – The Indigolden Girls
00:43:55 – Not Ready for Prime Time
00:53:37 – Hey, Hey! We’re The Flunkies
00:57:37 – Surviving the 7-Upocalypse
01:06:41 – Ghostride the Dick
01:10:28 – Trust Me, I’m Not A Doctor
01:18:00 – Altared States
01:24:25 – Ahh! Real Neckbeards