The Fucking Word

Paladin

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000

My wife, the paladin of whoring around, is out with one of her students.

Sat, 26 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000

She had the visage of a common whore, but the gums of an angel.

Fri, 25 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Let's elevate this confabulation to medium talk: do you take it in the pooper?

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000

My roommate caught me fapping to youporn, and let me tell you...there was a frisson from the idea of being caught meat-handed.

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000

The secret to connubial happiness is open discourse on all your disgusting sexual needs.

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000

I'm always impressed by The Situation's degage attitude towards sleeping with broads and then promptly asking them to leave.

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Williamsburg, Brooklyn has become overrun with the kith of several fucking hipster demographics.