http://www.thefump.com The Funny Music Project! Fri, 30 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 en-us All songs are the copyright of the original artist and are released under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. support@fidim.com (Tom Rockwell) 60 Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Free funny songs twice a week! The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country. FIDIM Interactive, LLC yessupport@fidim.comFIDIM Interactive, LLC Consortium Of Genius 4:47 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/cog128_dont-go-in-the-room.mp3 In nearly every mad scientist's lab, there is that ONE door you should not open under any circumstances. Dr. Frankenstein had one, Dr. Jeckyll had one, and here in New Orleans, our local legend Dr. Morgus had a really dangerous one... This song is dead-icated to mad scientists with forbidden Secret Rooms everywhere. Happy Halloween, from the C.O.G.! PRODUCTION CREDITS: lead vocals - Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III backing vocals - Dr. Dylan W. Winchester, Bad Beth lead guitar - Prof. Glitch rhythm guitar - Filbert Snodgrass, (Jr. Scientist in Training) bass - Dr. Z theremin - Dr. Pinkerton drums and percussion - Drumbot mad science cameos by Dr. Anton Griffin, Dr. Gangrene, Dr. Sarcofiguy, Bad Beth, and E.R.I.C. the skull music and lyrics by the Consortium of Genius recorded, mixed and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA Fri, 30 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/cog128_dont-go-in-the-room.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)In nearly every mad scientist's lab, there is that ONE door you should not open under any circumstances. Dr. Frankenstein had one, Dr. Jeckyll had one, and here in New Orleans, our local legend Dr. Morgus had a really dangerous one... This song is dead-icated to mad scientists with forbidden Secret Rooms everywhere. Happy Halloween, from the C.O.G.! PRODUCTION CREDITS: lead vocals - Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III backing vocals - Dr. Dylan W. Winchester, Bad Beth lead guitar - Prof. Glitch rhythm guitar - Filbert Snodgrass, (Jr. Scientist in Training) bass - Dr. Z theremin - Dr. Pinkerton drums and percussion - Drumbot mad science cameos by Dr. Anton Griffin, Dr. Gangrene, Dr. Sarcofiguy, Bad Beth, and E.R.I.C. the skull music and lyrics by the Consortium of Genius recorded, mixed and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LAIn nearly every mad scientist's lab, there is that ONE door you should not open under any circumstances. Dr. Frankenstein had one, Dr. Jeckyll had one, and here in New Orleans, our local legend Dr. Morgus had a really dangerous one... This song is dead-icated to mad scientists with forbidden Secret Rooms everywhere. Happy Halloween, from the C.O.G.! PRODUCTION CREDITS: lead vocals - Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III backing vocals - Dr. Dylan W. Winchester, Bad Beth lead guitar - Prof. Glitch rhythm guitar - Filbert Snodgrass, (Jr. Scientist in Training) bass - Dr. Z theremin - Dr. Pinkerton drums and percussion - Drumbot mad science cameos by Dr. Anton Griffin, Dr. Gangrene, Dr. Sarcofiguy, Bad Beth, and E.R.I.C. the skull music and lyrics by the Consortium of Genius recorded, mixed and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LASudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Drew Jacobs 04:22 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/dj128_jailhouse-halloween.mp3 Prison reform left to the ghosts that inhabit the Jail. If Johnny Cash were still alive, he'd probably punch me in the nose for ripping off his sound. Tue, 27 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/dj128_jailhouse-halloween.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Prison reform left to the ghosts that inhabit the Jail. If Johnny Cash were still alive, he'd probably punch me in the nose for ripping off his sound.Prison reform left to the ghosts that inhabit the Jail. If Johnny Cash were still alive, he'd probably punch me in the nose for ripping off his sound.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Steve Goodie 2:37 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_waymo-medley.mp3 All hail Waymo, for bringing us together in our hatred of automomous cars. YAY! Music: Paul McCartney, Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith, Tracy Chapman, Elton John Words: SG, Sulu, Niamh Bagnell, Burpo Guitars, bass, drums, percussion, piano, keyboards, dobro, banjo, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocal, tuba: Timothy J Weber Fri, 23 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_waymo-medley.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)All hail Waymo, for bringing us together in our hatred of automomous cars. YAY! Music: Paul McCartney, Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith, Tracy Chapman, Elton John Words: SG, Sulu, Niamh Bagnell, Burpo Guitars, bass, drums, percussion, piano, keyboards, dobro, banjo, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocal, tuba: Timothy J WeberAll hail Waymo, for bringing us together in our hatred of automomous cars. YAY! Music: Paul McCartney, Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith, Tracy Chapman, Elton John Words: SG, Sulu, Niamh Bagnell, Burpo Guitars, bass, drums, percussion, piano, keyboards, dobro, banjo, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocal, tuba: Timothy J WeberSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Art Paul Schlosser 1:36 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/aps128_is-there-a-spider-in-your-hair-.mp3 It's a happy song about spiders Tue, 20 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/aps128_is-there-a-spider-in-your-hair-.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)It's a happy song about spidersIt's a happy song about spidersSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Dead by 28 3:25 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/DX28128_creepy--goth-club-mix.mp3 Every club has at least one weird creepy old guy prowling around. This song is a warning to all the young ladies about what is lurking in your local goth club. Additional Vocals by: Lily Starr Fri, 16 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/DX28128_creepy--goth-club-mix.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Every club has at least one weird creepy old guy prowling around. This song is a warning to all the young ladies about what is lurking in your local goth club. Additional Vocals by: Lily StarrEvery club has at least one weird creepy old guy prowling around. This song is a warning to all the young ladies about what is lurking in your local goth club. Additional Vocals by: Lily StarrSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Ethan Mawyer 2:33 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/em128_this-isnt-burnout-im-just-old.mp3 Parody of Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants about some of the challenges that come with the passage of time. Tue, 13 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/em128_this-isnt-burnout-im-just-old.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Parody of Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants about some of the challenges that come with the passage of time.Parody of Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants about some of the challenges that come with the passage of time.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Skip Briggs 3:52 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sb128_wifi-connection.mp3 WiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could probably tell Kermit that. Him and Jim are besties) It's all about technology. An overabundance of technology and our absolute obsession with it. Written by Matthias Performed by Skip Briggs Fri, 09 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sb128_wifi-connection.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)WiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could probably tell Kermit that. Him and Jim are besties) It's all about technology. An overabundance of technology and our absolute obsession with it. Written by Matthias Performed by Skip BriggsWiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could probably tell Kermit that. Him and Jim are besties) It's all about technology. An overabundance of technology and our absolute obsession with it. Written by Matthias Performed by Skip BriggsSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Perky Pete and The Mechanics 02:55 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ppm128_all-he-wants-to-do-is-play-games.mp3 Tue, 06 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ppm128_all-he-wants-to-do-is-play-games.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music