http://www.thefump.com The Funny Music Project! Fri, 09 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 en-us All songs are the copyright of the original artist and are released under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. support@fidim.com (Tom Rockwell) 60 Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Free funny songs twice a week! The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country. FIDIM Interactive, LLC yessupport@fidim.comFIDIM Interactive, LLC Skip Briggs 3:52 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sb128_wifi-connection.mp3 WiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could probably tell Kermit that. Him and Jim are besties) It's all about technology. An overabundance of technology and our absolute obsession with it. Written by Matthias Performed by Skip Briggs Fri, 09 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sb128_wifi-connection.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)WiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could probably tell Kermit that. Him and Jim are besties) It's all about technology. An overabundance of technology and our absolute obsession with it. Written by Matthias Performed by Skip BriggsWiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could probably tell Kermit that. Him and Jim are besties) It's all about technology. An overabundance of technology and our absolute obsession with it. Written by Matthias Performed by Skip BriggsSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Perky Pete and The Mechanics 02:55 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ppm128_all-he-wants-to-do-is-play-games.mp3 Tue, 06 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ppm128_all-he-wants-to-do-is-play-games.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Steve Goodie 3:40 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_blackburn.mp3 Elections are coming up... and good lord, look who it is! It's Tennessee's most disgusting and embarrassing export, US senator Marsha Blackburn! She's a trump devotee, she's the enemy of all things civil and reasonable... and now she's running to be Tennessee's next governor. Gross! Barf! Naturally, this calls for a medley of Beatle songs, all of which happen to be Paul's compositions. Music: Paul McCartney Lyrics and production: SG and John Trentes Guitars, bass, drums, piano, keyboards, kazoo, percussion, vocals, arrangement: SG Kazoo, vocals, bicycle horn: John Trentes Violins: Tim Lorsch Voice-overs: Brad Tassell, Sulu, Jace McLain, Caitlin Evanson, Bill Warrington, Patti Vasqez, Bethany Hill, Patricia Taber, Dan Brewer, Tim Lorsch, Tom Rockwell, John Trentes, SG I sort of dedicate this medley to Robert Lund, whose ability to recreate the sound of the Beatles has always impressed and sort of annoyed me. Fri, 02 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_blackburn.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Elections are coming up... and good lord, look who it is! It's Tennessee's most disgusting and embarrassing export, US senator Marsha Blackburn! She's a trump devotee, she's the enemy of all things civil and reasonable... and now she's running to be Tennessee's next governor. Gross! Barf! Naturally, this calls for a medley of Beatle songs, all of which happen to be Paul's compositions. Music: Paul McCartney Lyrics and production: SG and John Trentes Guitars, bass, drums, piano, keyboards, kazoo, percussion, vocals, arrangement: SG Kazoo, vocals, bicycle horn: John Trentes Violins: Tim Lorsch Voice-overs: Brad Tassell, Sulu, Jace McLain, Caitlin Evanson, Bill Warrington, Patti Vasqez, Bethany Hill, Patricia Taber, Dan Brewer, Tim Lorsch, Tom Rockwell, John Trentes, SG I sort of dedicate this medley to Robert Lund, whose ability to recreate the sound of the Beatles has always impressed and sort of annoyed me.Elections are coming up... and good lord, look who it is! It's Tennessee's most disgusting and embarrassing export, US senator Marsha Blackburn! She's a trump devotee, she's the enemy of all things civil and reasonable... and now she's running to be Tennessee's next governor. Gross! Barf! Naturally, this calls for a medley of Beatle songs, all of which happen to be Paul's compositions. Music: Paul McCartney Lyrics and production: SG and John Trentes Guitars, bass, drums, piano, keyboards, kazoo, percussion, vocals, arrangement: SG Kazoo, vocals, bicycle horn: John Trentes Violins: Tim Lorsch Voice-overs: Brad Tassell, Sulu, Jace McLain, Caitlin Evanson, Bill Warrington, Patti Vasqez, Bethany Hill, Patricia Taber, Dan Brewer, Tim Lorsch, Tom Rockwell, John Trentes, SG I sort of dedicate this medley to Robert Lund, whose ability to recreate the sound of the Beatles has always impressed and sort of annoyed me.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Regdar and the Fighters 5:45 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/RF128_girl-with-the-service-job.mp3 Many a young man has found himself infatuated with a young woman he encountered at her work and then became inspired to write a song for her: Parry Gripp wrote "Girl At the Video Game Store," Caustic Notions wrote "Coffee Girl," Computer Class wrote both "Checkout Girl" and "Med Study Girl." (It's always a "girl" and never a "woman") But what these young men often fail to notice is that someone being nice to him because it is literally her job is not an indication that she returns his affection. "Girl With the Service Job" takes the long tradition of songs about falling in love with someone just trying to get through her workday and staples it to the long comedy tradition of love songs taken just a liiiitle too far until the cross the line into stalking. Tue, 29 Sep 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/RF128_girl-with-the-service-job.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Many a young man has found himself infatuated with a young woman he encountered at her work and then became inspired to write a song for her: Parry Gripp wrote "Girl At the Video Game Store," Caustic Notions wrote "Coffee Girl," Computer Class wrote both "Checkout Girl" and "Med Study Girl." (It's always a "girl" and never a "woman") But what these young men often fail to notice is that someone being nice to him because it is literally her job is not an indication that she returns his affection. "Girl With the Service Job" takes the long tradition of songs about falling in love with someone just trying to get through her workday and staples it to the long comedy tradition of love songs taken just a liiiitle too far until the cross the line into stalking.Many a young man has found himself infatuated with a young woman he encountered at her work and then became inspired to write a song for her: Parry Gripp wrote "Girl At the Video Game Store," Caustic Notions wrote "Coffee Girl," Computer Class wrote both "Checkout Girl" and "Med Study Girl." (It's always a "girl" and never a "woman") But what these young men often fail to notice is that someone being nice to him because it is literally her job is not an indication that she returns his affection. "Girl With the Service Job" takes the long tradition of songs about falling in love with someone just trying to get through her workday and staples it to the long comedy tradition of love songs taken just a liiiitle too far until the cross the line into stalking.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Green Foot 1min 53sec no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/gf128_jessie-the-crypto-trader.mp3 Real story about a guy called Jessie who is chasing the dream Fri, 25 Sep 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/gf128_jessie-the-crypto-trader.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Real story about a guy called Jessie who is chasing the dreamReal story about a guy called Jessie who is chasing the dreamSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Robert Lund and Spaff 2:52 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/rl128_sixty.mp3 Based on a true story. And also on Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)." Ensure drinking buddies: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, Lyrica o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, Allegra There's hope. At age 60: o Jeff Bridges won his first Oscar, for Crazy Heart o Bob Dylan released his classic Love and Theft o Mahatma Gandhi led the Salt March for Indian independence o Penelope Fitzgerald published her first novel, The Golden Child o Alfred Hitchcock released Psycho (in '60) o Thomas Jefferson presided over the Louisiana Purchase o Elton John played his 60th sold-out Madison Square Garden concert o Paul McCartney began his massive New World Tour o Frances McDormand won her second Best Actress Oscar o Kailash Satyarthi won the Nobel Peace Prize o Bruce Springsteen received the Kennedy Center Honors o John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize in Literature o Oscar Swahn won two Olympic gold medals o George Washington unanimously won the electoral vote for reelection o Michelle Yeoh became the first Asian to win the Best Actress Oscar No doubt we forgot your favorite. Scold us in the comments. Tue, 22 Sep 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/rl128_sixty.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Based on a true story. And also on Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)." Ensure drinking buddies: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, Lyrica o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, Allegra There's hope. At age 60: o Jeff Bridges won his first Oscar, for Crazy Heart o Bob Dylan released his classic Love and Theft o Mahatma Gandhi led the Salt March for Indian independence o Penelope Fitzgerald published her first novel, The Golden Child o Alfred Hitchcock released Psycho (in '60) o Thomas Jefferson presided over the Louisiana Purchase o Elton John played his 60th sold-out Madison Square Garden concert o Paul McCartney began his massive New World Tour o Frances McDormand won her second Best Actress Oscar o Kailash Satyarthi won the Nobel Peace Prize o Bruce Springsteen received the Kennedy Center Honors o John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize in Literature o Oscar Swahn won two Olympic gold medals o George Washington unanimously won the electoral vote for reelection o Michelle Yeoh became the first Asian to win the Best Actress Oscar No doubt we forgot your favorite. Scold us in the comments.Based on a true story. And also on Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)." Ensure drinking buddies: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, Lyrica o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, Allegra There's hope. At age 60: o Jeff Bridges won his first Oscar, for Crazy Heart o Bob Dylan released his classic Love and Theft o Mahatma Gandhi led the Salt March for Indian independence o Penelope Fitzgerald published her first novel, The Golden Child o Alfred Hitchcock released Psycho (in '60) o Thomas Jefferson presided over the Louisiana Purchase o Elton John played his 60th sold-out Madison Square Garden concert o Paul McCartney began his massive New World Tour o Frances McDormand won her second Best Actress Oscar o Kailash Satyarthi won the Nobel Peace Prize o Bruce Springsteen received the Kennedy Center Honors o John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize in Literature o Oscar Swahn won two Olympic gold medals o George Washington unanimously won the electoral vote for reelection o Michelle Yeoh became the first Asian to win the Best Actress Oscar No doubt we forgot your favorite. Scold us in the comments.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music The Belle Isle Rats 3:45 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/bir128_helium.mp3 Would you like ranch or garden herb on that word salad you just served? Fri, 18 Sep 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/bir128_helium.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Would you like ranch or garden herb on that word salad you just served?Would you like ranch or garden herb on that word salad you just served?Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Steve Goodie 3:28 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_fine-fine-everything-is-fine.mp3 "Gosh Steve, why haven't you put out a song about trump in so long? Could it be that you've come around and realized that he's the second coming of Jeebus?" Yeah, that's pretty much it. He's fine. Music: Les Emmerson Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Guitars, drums, bass, keys, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocals: Hollie Brogunier Cameo: Dolly Parton Tue, 15 Sep 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_fine-fine-everything-is-fine.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)"Gosh Steve, why haven't you put out a song about trump in so long? Could it be that you've come around and realized that he's the second coming of Jeebus?" Yeah, that's pretty much it. He's fine. Music: Les Emmerson Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Guitars, drums, bass, keys, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocals: Hollie Brogunier Cameo: Dolly Parton"Gosh Steve, why haven't you put out a song about trump in so long? Could it be that you've come around and realized that he's the second coming of Jeebus?" Yeah, that's pretty much it. He's fine. Music: Les Emmerson Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Guitars, drums, bass, keys, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocals: Hollie Brogunier Cameo: Dolly PartonSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music