The FuMP

I Fancy The Pants by Steve Goodie

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500

Life really is like a box of chocolates... Who would have thought that, after a really tumultuous and painful time a couple years back, I would find myself in love with a brilliant Scottish lass... and one who loves me back, no less? I am one lucky son of a gun, I tell you what. So here's a little song I wrote for her while she was away in the Bonnie Land, and I was left here in the States, a-pinin'. Please excuse the shameful stereotyping in the second bridge. I'm just really fond of Scotland.

The Tale of King Arthur As Told By A Redneck by Danny Birt

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Fri, 17 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500

It's rather alarming how neatly the archetypes of the Redneck and King Arthur parallel one another. This song darn near wrote itself.

The Road! by Tony Goldmark

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Tue, 14 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, The Road! Truly, if there's any greater road than The Road! I have yet to road on it. In many ways a road of any other road would road as road. Road road road roady road road, road road road road. Road the road in the other road... [An unknown source bashes Tony with a shovel] Hi! I'm Tony Goldmark and this is a song about the road. Baffled as I am that no one in the history of songwriting has ever attempted a song on the topic of The Road!, it thrills me to be the very first. Maybe next time I'll write the first-ever love song, that'll be fun. Anyway "The Road!" is from my upcoming yes, STILL album GOLDMARK AFTER DARK. Featuring Gary Potterton on guitar, Paul Olguin on bass, Paul Revelli on drums, Henry Salvia on keyboards, Joe Goldmark on pedal steel guitar, and Garth Webber on harmony vocals.

Don't Sing This Song by Max DeGroot

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Fri, 10 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500

Ever run into a song that the only good part of it are the funny sounds that are used? Well, you have now.

Y'Gotta Try by TV's Kyle

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Tue, 07 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500

Ever have someone try pushing their weird personal preferences on you? Yeah, I'm usually that guy. Enjoy my self-skewering. Lindsay helped!

The No No Facebook App App Song Song by Power Salad

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Fri, 03 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500

So yeah, Craig wrote this after I got really pissed off on Facebook after receiving a multitude of unsolicited game and app requests. I mean, what's wrong with people??? Doesn't anyone think before posting anymore? Common decency would suggest that....Oh OK, never mind....here's a parody of "The No No Song" from Ringo Starr. Craig - lyrics. Chris - vocals, keyboards, guitar, bass, melodica.

Virtual Road Trip by Grottomatic

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:00:00 -0500

Can't afford a nice vacation? Then just get on Google Earth and drag yourself along the open highway at ground view and have a ball!

Soup Beans and Cornbread by Bonecage

support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC) — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:00:00 -0500

Everyone had a food they despised when they were a kid. You'd come home from school, and it would be cooking on the stove, the smell causing horror to well up inside your tiny little brain... this was mine.