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<title>The FuMP</title>
<link>http://www.thefump.com</link>
<description>The Funny Music Project!</description>
<lastBuildDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate>
<language>en-us</language>
<copyright>All songs are the copyright of the original artist and are released under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License.</copyright>
<webMaster>support@fidim.com (Tom Rockwell)</webMaster>
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<itunes:subtitle>Free funny songs twice a week!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:author>Jefferson DeLeone</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>1:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>TOFU by Jefferson DeLeone</title>
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<description>Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip.
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Kamikaze Snowmen</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>2</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>WMV by The Kamikaze Snowmen</title>
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<description>TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next!</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)</author><itunes:subtitle>TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>The Right Reverend Jarvis T. Hornswoggle</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>02:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Honkies! by The Right Reverend Jarvis T. Hornswoggle</title>
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<description>You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!).

(C)2026 Box Office Poison Records

Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH
Donkey Hotay Music (BMI)
Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC
Art by Rochelle Carr Studios</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)</author><itunes:subtitle>You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!). (C)2026 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr Studios</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!). (C)2026 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr Studios</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>The Belle Isle Rats</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Running Out of Kennedys by The Belle Isle Rats</title>
<link>https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/bir128_running-out-of-kennedys.mp3</link>
<description>The Kennedy Curse set to music.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)</author><itunes:subtitle>The Kennedy Curse set to music.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The Kennedy Curse set to music.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>Marian Rosin</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>0:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>I Wish I Were Amish by Marian Rosin</title>
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<description>If you ever had a bad roommate situation...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)</author><itunes:subtitle>If you ever had a bad roommate situation...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>If you ever had a bad roommate situation...</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>Green Foot</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>1min 39sec</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Left Over Pizza by Green Foot</title>
<link>https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/gf128_left-over-pizza.mp3</link>
<description>A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)</author><itunes:subtitle>A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>Via Bella</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Let's Not Fight (About Star Trek) by Via Bella</title>
<link>https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/vb128_lets-not-fight-about-star-trek.mp3</link>
<description>We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!"

Via Bella is:

Erin Bellavia: vocals
Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals
Mike Brunacini: piano
Mike Mallory: bass
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<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)</author><itunes:subtitle>We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!" Via Bella is: Erin Bellavia: vocals Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals Mike Brunacini: piano Mike Mallory: bass</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!" Via Bella is: Erin Bellavia: vocals Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals Mike Brunacini: piano Mike Mallory: bass</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>Moneyshot Cosmonauts</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>4:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Die 'Cause of ICE by Moneyshot Cosmonauts</title>
<link>https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ms128_die-cause-of-ice.mp3</link>
<description>The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past. 

Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice.

Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.)

So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic. 

M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics
Mr. E. and Anna Nimmiti: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)</author><itunes:subtitle>The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past. Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice. Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.) So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic. M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Mr. E. and Anna Nimmiti: Vocals Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past. Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice. Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.) So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic. M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Mr. E. and Anna Nimmiti: Vocals Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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