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<title>The FuMP</title>
<link>http://www.thefump.com</link>
<description>The Funny Music Project!</description>
<lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 01:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate>
<language>en-us</language>
<copyright>All songs are the copyright of the original artist and are released under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License.</copyright>
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<itunes:category text="Comedy" />
<itunes:category text="Music" />
<itunes:keywords>Devo Spice, Worm Quartet, Luke Ski, Tom Smith, Power Salad, Raymond and Scum, Steve Goodie, TV's Kyle, Insane Ian, fump, comedy, Dr. Demento, dementia, funny music, parody, funny songs, funny, weird, music</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:subtitle>Free funny songs twice a week!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new songs twice a week by talented musicians who also happen to be very funny people.  These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at comedy clubs, music clubs, science fiction conventions, and other places around the country.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:image href="http://www.thefump.com/logo.jpg" />
<itunes:author>FIDIM Interactive, LLC</itunes:author>
<itunes:owner>
<itunes:name>Tom Rockwell</itunes:name>
<itunes:email>support@fidim.com</itunes:email>
</itunes:owner>

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<itunes:author>The Boobles</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>2:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>I Wanna See Your Cans! by The Boobles</title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefump/all/~3/wWMOWp5HxvU/tb128_i-wanna-see-your-cans.mp3</link>
<description>The Titular Two-Pair are back on The FuMP with another raucous rack-rocker in SUPER-STACKED STEREO SOUND!!!Gringo Tarrt takes the lead as The Boobles unabashedly let you know exactly what's on their minds!The proceeds from every 0.99 cent download of the high-qual 320kbps mp3 is donated to breast cancer research, just like their smash deboob album, "The Pink Album" which is still available at www.theboobles.org !!Next album, "Boobey Road", coming soon!&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/wWMOWp5HxvU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Steve Goodie</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>So Weird by Steve Goodie</title>
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<description>This is about weirdness.  From "Pardon My French" which you should definitely buy.

Words, music, instruments, production: SG&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/dUxTavnC5uc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Chris Waffle Experience</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>M:SS</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>The Funniest Guy In The Office by The Chris Waffle Experience</title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefump/all/~3/pm4Dvo35hy0/cw128_funniestguy128.mp3</link>
<description>Chris Waffle, in association with music mastermind and Possible Oscar guitar god, John Mapes, is pleased to present to the public for the first time, songs from their musical, Now Casting!.  It's the story of a group of people auditioning for a reality show and the love and loss therein.  In this song, our protagonist, Alex, has been selected to fly to Los Angeles to audition for the show and he is so overcome with excitement on the airplane that he  bursts into song.  All of the passengers join in and the pilot of the plane plays the shredding guitar solo! 

Chris Waffle - Music, Lyrics and Vocals with music arranged and performed by John Mapes&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/pm4Dvo35hy0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Scooter Picnic</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>I Noticed You Noticing Me by Scooter Picnic</title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefump/all/~3/a0TSQiYL5Z0/sp128_INoticedYouNoticingMe_smaw.mp3</link>
<description>This here is the last track from the upcoming Scooter Picnic full length album "Headliners". It's about people.
Also, be sure and download our Free EP, aptly titled "FreEp", NOW!&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/a0TSQiYL5Z0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Consortium Of Genius</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>They Said I Was Mad by Consortium Of Genius</title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefump/all/~3/3yQkRNNEDrY/cog128_mad128.mp3</link>
<description>Mad?  MAD?!!  ME?!  'THEY' don't know what THEY are talking about!

We hope you all enjoy our expert perspective on the very benchmark of the condition we refer to as dementia: the collective mind of the Consortium of Genius!

Lead vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III / Lab Tech Remy Dee
Background vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, Lab Tech Remy Dee, Prof. S. Chronotis
Special Guest Vocals: Benjamin Bruinooge, Gil Jagot, Cory Callender
Guitar: Experiment F13
2nd Guitar: Dr. Lester McLummox
Bass: Dr. Z
Keyboards, Kaoss-pad: Dr. Ivan Stroganoff
Trumpet: Professor S. Chronotis
Trombone: Piper Chordata
Theremin: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Drums: drumbot

Recorded and mixed by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan LA

P.S.: A video for this song is here.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/3yQkRNNEDrY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Insane Ian</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>8:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Ultimate Epic Video Game Medley 3rd Strike: Revenge of the Return of the Rise of the Remake of the New Challengers by Insane Ian</title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefump/all/~3/BVQgrVVyqA0/ii128_Ultimate_Epic_Video_Game_Medley_3rd_Strike_LO.mp3</link>
<description>You know the deal by now: Parody current pop hits and classic rock tunes with tracks about recent and classic video games, and throw them all together for an Epic Video Game Medley. These are ideas that wouldn't really work as full songs, as once the joke is established, it's done.
Some people may feel the same way about these medleys, actually, but whatever.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/BVQgrVVyqA0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Possible Oscar</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>2:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Underboob by Possible Oscar</title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefump/all/~3/No1D8R5cg_g/po128_underboob_lo.mp3</link>
<description>Food. Shelter. Fire. Man requires these things for life. But man also craves another thing that, while not essential for survival, certainly makes the whole struggle a bit easier to endure. We're talking about boobs. Jugs. Sweater stretchers. There are at least 99 words for them. And all it takes is a little tease to set our imagination in motion.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/No1D8R5cg_g" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Tom Smith</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>2:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Quit Freaking Out Over Boobs by Tom Smith</title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefump/all/~3/wSzcDf4U2qk/ts128_QuitFreakingOutOverBoobs_lo.mp3</link>
<description>The world is going to heck in a handbasket, but all the news seems to be able to report about is the shocking, brazen amounts of skin shown by female celebrities wearing... bathing suits.  Stage costumes.  Actual normal clothes.  It's like the entire news industry has been co-opted by the Temperance League or somethin'.  So, this song is about that.  If you can't handle the title of the song, you can't handle the song; conversely, if you CAN handle the title of the song, nothing here should offend your delicate sensibilities any further.  Probably.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thefump/all/~4/wSzcDf4U2qk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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