http://www.thefump.com The Funny Music Project! Fri, 17 Apr 2026 01:00:00 -0500 en-us All songs are the copyright of the original artist and are released under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. support@fidim.com (Tom Rockwell) 60 Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Free funny songs twice a week! The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country. FIDIM Interactive, LLC yessupport@fidim.comFIDIM Interactive, LLC Worm Quartet 2:19 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/wq128_whole-lotta-dont-wanna.mp3 I started working on this song last November. I was really hoping to get it done at some point before March, but given the subject matter it's somewhat appropriate that I just finished it. The title is something my wife occasionally says...I don't know how she managed to succintly summarize depression in four words with such catchy lyrical cadence when I'm the freakin' songwriter in the house, but she never thought to put it over organ-driven ska-punk, so as a great man once said: "Yoink!" I do in fact have a light therapy lamp. Its brand name is "Suxio," a fact that tends to cheer me up far more than its actual functionality because it sounds like the name of the least useful robot ever (*CRASH* "Dammit Suxio! That was the mayor's Victorian snail platter!") Music and Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist Vocals / Programming / Arrangement / Production / Keytar by Tim "Shoebox" Crist Mastered by Aaron Smith (who also suggested some EQ and leveling tweaks!) Fri, 17 Apr 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/wq128_whole-lotta-dont-wanna.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)I started working on this song last November. I was really hoping to get it done at some point before March, but given the subject matter it's somewhat appropriate that I just finished it. The title is something my wife occasionally says...I don't know how she managed to succintly summarize depression in four words with such catchy lyrical cadence when I'm the freakin' songwriter in the house, but she never thought to put it over organ-driven ska-punk, so as a great man once said: "Yoink!" I do in fact have a light therapy lamp. Its brand name is "Suxio," a fact that tends to cheer me up far more than its actual functionality because it sounds like the name of the least useful robot ever (*CRASH* "Dammit Suxio! That was the mayor's Victorian snail platter!") Music and Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist Vocals / Programming / Arrangement / Production / Keytar by Tim "Shoebox" Crist Mastered by Aaron Smith (who also suggested some EQ and leveling tweaks!)I started working on this song last November. I was really hoping to get it done at some point before March, but given the subject matter it's somewhat appropriate that I just finished it. The title is something my wife occasionally says...I don't know how she managed to succintly summarize depression in four words with such catchy lyrical cadence when I'm the freakin' songwriter in the house, but she never thought to put it over organ-driven ska-punk, so as a great man once said: "Yoink!" I do in fact have a light therapy lamp. Its brand name is "Suxio," a fact that tends to cheer me up far more than its actual functionality because it sounds like the name of the least useful robot ever (*CRASH* "Dammit Suxio! That was the mayor's Victorian snail platter!") Music and Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist Vocals / Programming / Arrangement / Production / Keytar by Tim "Shoebox" Crist Mastered by Aaron Smith (who also suggested some EQ and leveling tweaks!)Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Steve Goodie 1:03 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_emotional-support-hamster.mp3 Yes! It's the title track from my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster!" You should totally buy it at www.stevegoodie.com when it is officially released on Wednesday 4/15/26! Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Music, guitar, bass, drums, percussion, mandolin, arrangement, production: SG Tuba: Timothy J Weber Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_emotional-support-hamster.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Yes! It's the title track from my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster!" You should totally buy it at www.stevegoodie.com when it is officially released on Wednesday 4/15/26! Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Music, guitar, bass, drums, percussion, mandolin, arrangement, production: SG Tuba: Timothy J WeberYes! It's the title track from my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster!" You should totally buy it at www.stevegoodie.com when it is officially released on Wednesday 4/15/26! Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Music, guitar, bass, drums, percussion, mandolin, arrangement, production: SG Tuba: Timothy J WeberSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Project Sisyphus 3:10 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/prjs128_i-am-not-a-robot.mp3 Is anyone else tired of getting a full-on inquisition as a punishment for attempting to order pizza? We prove over and over that we're not robots, but our Captcha victories are quickly forgotten and the tests just keep getting harder. Which made us wonder, what's so bad about being a robot anyway? Well, other than the fact that they're taking our jobs and slowly learning our human skills so they can take over the world and enslave us, so there's that. Rest assured, here at Sisyphus Labs, we make music the old-fashioned way: with drum machines, sequencing and sampled phrases stolen from other artists' recordings. But we agree that the difference between AI and humanity is becoming frightfully small. In fact, we concluded, at this point it basically comes down to bodily functions. Therefore, I can take comfort in the fact that as a human musician, while an artificial being might outplay me, there's no way it can consume two bean burritos during sound check and blow an entire horn section off the stage. All music composition, playing and mixing : Bob Emmet Vocals: some robots Special Guest: Devo Spice, as frustrated human rapper Fri, 10 Apr 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/prjs128_i-am-not-a-robot.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Is anyone else tired of getting a full-on inquisition as a punishment for attempting to order pizza? We prove over and over that we're not robots, but our Captcha victories are quickly forgotten and the tests just keep getting harder. Which made us wonder, what's so bad about being a robot anyway? Well, other than the fact that they're taking our jobs and slowly learning our human skills so they can take over the world and enslave us, so there's that. Rest assured, here at Sisyphus Labs, we make music the old-fashioned way: with drum machines, sequencing and sampled phrases stolen from other artists' recordings. But we agree that the difference between AI and humanity is becoming frightfully small. In fact, we concluded, at this point it basically comes down to bodily functions. Therefore, I can take comfort in the fact that as a human musician, while an artificial being might outplay me, there's no way it can consume two bean burritos during sound check and blow an entire horn section off the stage. All music composition, playing and mixing : Bob Emmet Vocals: some robots Special Guest: Devo Spice, as frustrated human rapperIs anyone else tired of getting a full-on inquisition as a punishment for attempting to order pizza? We prove over and over that we're not robots, but our Captcha victories are quickly forgotten and the tests just keep getting harder. Which made us wonder, what's so bad about being a robot anyway? Well, other than the fact that they're taking our jobs and slowly learning our human skills so they can take over the world and enslave us, so there's that. Rest assured, here at Sisyphus Labs, we make music the old-fashioned way: with drum machines, sequencing and sampled phrases stolen from other artists' recordings. But we agree that the difference between AI and humanity is becoming frightfully small. In fact, we concluded, at this point it basically comes down to bodily functions. Therefore, I can take comfort in the fact that as a human musician, while an artificial being might outplay me, there's no way it can consume two bean burritos during sound check and blow an entire horn section off the stage. All music composition, playing and mixing : Bob Emmet Vocals: some robots Special Guest: Devo Spice, as frustrated human rapperSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Robert Lund and Spaff 3:57 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/rl128_confessions-of-a-carnivore.mp3 So the Suffolk and Goode Players recently did a Simon and Garfunkel parody, and then Steve Goodie did a Simon and Garfunkel parody, and we thought, hey! We wanna play! So here's our repurposing of "El Condor Pasa (If I Could)," Paul and Artie's repurposing of a piece by Daniel Alomia Robles. Yes, we're parodying a 56-year-old version of a 113-year-old song. We like to keep things fresh. Like our meat. Robert Lund: Vocals, guitar, bass, mandolin, ocarina sampling, panpipe sampling, Roland S-50, sfx, production, what have you. Macy Lund: More vocals M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Tue, 07 Apr 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/rl128_confessions-of-a-carnivore.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)So the Suffolk and Goode Players recently did a Simon and Garfunkel parody, and then Steve Goodie did a Simon and Garfunkel parody, and we thought, hey! We wanna play! So here's our repurposing of "El Condor Pasa (If I Could)," Paul and Artie's repurposing of a piece by Daniel Alomia Robles. Yes, we're parodying a 56-year-old version of a 113-year-old song. We like to keep things fresh. Like our meat. Robert Lund: Vocals, guitar, bass, mandolin, ocarina sampling, panpipe sampling, Roland S-50, sfx, production, what have you. Macy Lund: More vocals M. Spaff Sumsion: LyricsSo the Suffolk and Goode Players recently did a Simon and Garfunkel parody, and then Steve Goodie did a Simon and Garfunkel parody, and we thought, hey! We wanna play! So here's our repurposing of "El Condor Pasa (If I Could)," Paul and Artie's repurposing of a piece by Daniel Alomia Robles. Yes, we're parodying a 56-year-old version of a 113-year-old song. We like to keep things fresh. Like our meat. Robert Lund: Vocals, guitar, bass, mandolin, ocarina sampling, panpipe sampling, Roland S-50, sfx, production, what have you. Macy Lund: More vocals M. Spaff Sumsion: LyricsSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Paul Wensley 4:08 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/pw128_this-year.mp3 This Year is a song about finally making some changes. Fri, 03 Apr 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/pw128_this-year.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)This Year is a song about finally making some changes.This Year is a song about finally making some changes.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Toby Danger 03:32 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/td128_the-end-of-everything.mp3 Hey, a couple years ago we wrote a song about how awful things are in the world and, because we're lazy, we didn't record it until now. We worried that the song would no longer be relevant a couple years later, but... lucky us... things are even WORSE now! We really dodged a bullet there! Anyway, light yourself a dumpster fire and enjoy this tune. Tue, 31 Mar 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/td128_the-end-of-everything.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Hey, a couple years ago we wrote a song about how awful things are in the world and, because we're lazy, we didn't record it until now. We worried that the song would no longer be relevant a couple years later, but... lucky us... things are even WORSE now! We really dodged a bullet there! Anyway, light yourself a dumpster fire and enjoy this tune.Hey, a couple years ago we wrote a song about how awful things are in the world and, because we're lazy, we didn't record it until now. We worried that the song would no longer be relevant a couple years later, but... lucky us... things are even WORSE now! We really dodged a bullet there! Anyway, light yourself a dumpster fire and enjoy this tune.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Drew Jacobs 2:02 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/dj128_the-robot-song.mp3 Robots, Robots Everywhere! And for everything! Well, almost everything.............. All vocals and Tuba: Drew Jacobs Fri, 27 Mar 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/dj128_the-robot-song.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Robots, Robots Everywhere! And for everything! Well, almost everything.............. All vocals and Tuba: Drew JacobsRobots, Robots Everywhere! And for everything! Well, almost everything.............. All vocals and Tuba: Drew JacobsSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music The War Crhymes 4:22 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/wc128_unearthing-desire.mp3 Honestly, James K. Polk hasn't had this much attention in decades. Tue, 24 Mar 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/wc128_unearthing-desire.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Honestly, James K. Polk hasn't had this much attention in decades.Honestly, James K. Polk hasn't had this much attention in decades.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music