http://www.thefump.com The Funny Music Project! Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500 en-us Copyright 2026 FIDIM Interactive, LLC support@fidim.com (Tom Rockwell) 60 Devo Spice, Worm Quartet, Luke Ski, Tom Smith, Power Salad, Raymond and Scum, Steve Goodie, TV's Kyle, Insane Ian, fump, comedy, Dr. Demento, dementia, funny music, parody, funny songs, funny, weird, music Free funny songs twice a week! The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new songs by talented musicians who also happen to be very funny people. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at comedy clubs, music clubs, science fiction conventions, and other places around the country. New songs are posted each Tuesday and Friday at www.TheFuMP.com. FIDIM Interactive, LLC Tom Rockwell support@fidim.com Jefferson DeLeone 1:29 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jd128_tofu.mp3 Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip. Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jd128_tofu.mp3 The Kamikaze Snowmen 2 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ks128_wmv.mp3 TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next! Tue, 02 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ks128_wmv.mp3 The Right Reverend Jarvis T. Hornswoggle 02:32 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jth128_honki.mp3 You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!). (C)2026 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr Studios Fri, 29 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jth128_honki.mp3 The Belle Isle Rats 3:24 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/bir128_running-out-of-kennedys.mp3 The Kennedy Curse set to music. Tue, 26 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/bir128_running-out-of-kennedys.mp3 Marian Rosin 0:44 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/MR128_i-wish-i-were-amish.mp3 If you ever had a bad roommate situation... Fri, 22 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/MR128_i-wish-i-were-amish.mp3 Green Foot 1min 39sec no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/gf128_left-over-pizza.mp3 A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge. Tue, 19 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/gf128_left-over-pizza.mp3 Via Bella 3:59 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/vb128_lets-not-fight-about-star-trek.mp3 We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!" Via Bella is: Erin Bellavia: vocals Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals Mike Brunacini: piano Mike Mallory: bass Fri, 15 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/vb128_lets-not-fight-about-star-trek.mp3 Moneyshot Cosmonauts 4:11 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ms128_die-cause-of-ice.mp3 The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past. Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice. Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.) So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic. M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Mr. E. and Anna Nimmiti: Vocals Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else. Tue, 12 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ms128_die-cause-of-ice.mp3