http://www.thefump.com The Funny Music Project! Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500 en-us All songs are copyright the original artist and released under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. support@fidim.com (Tom Rockwell) 60 Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Free funny songs twice a week! The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country. This feed will omit any songs marked as "squick" on the site. FIDIM Interactive, LLC yessupport@fidim.comFIDIM Interactive, LLC Robert Lund and Spaff 3:21 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/rl128_stegosaurus.mp3 In which we discover we have way too much in common with...a dinosaur. What we learned about Stegosaurus: o The distance between Stegosaurus and T. Rex is much greater than the distance between T. Rex and us. (80+ million years vs. 66 million years.) o We're not sure what the back plates were for. Possibly to be cool; possibly just to look cool. o Stegosaurus ate rocks to help digest those prehistoric fern salads. o It's Colorado's official state fossil. You can even get Stegosaurus vanity plates, but you have to register a vehicle there. So...goals. o In The Far Side, Gary Larson named the spiked tail the thagomizer ("after the late Thag Simmons"). It is now the standard anatomical term. What we learned about "Desperado": o It's not The Eagles. It's just Eagles. o While considered one of their greatest hits (it's even on Their Greatest Hits), it was never a single and therefore not a hit. o Don Henley didn't like his vocals but wasn't given a chance to redo them. o The song plays a central role on Seinfeld (Season 8, Episode 7). Cold-blooded reptilians: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, all everything else Oh and hey: Check out the music video (YouTube link below). It's our first one in years and represents Spaff's first attempt to harness AI. (To be clear: The lyrics are 100% human. The music and vocals are 100% human. But the images in the video are 100% AI (albeit with five tons of coaching from Spaff).) Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/rl128_stegosaurus.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)In which we discover we have way too much in common with...a dinosaur. What we learned about Stegosaurus: o The distance between Stegosaurus and T. Rex is much greater than the distance between T. Rex and us. (80+ million years vs. 66 million years.) o We're not sure what the back plates were for. Possibly to be cool; possibly just to look cool. o Stegosaurus ate rocks to help digest those prehistoric fern salads. o It's Colorado's official state fossil. You can even get Stegosaurus vanity plates, but you have to register a vehicle there. So...goals. o In The Far Side, Gary Larson named the spiked tail the thagomizer ("after the late Thag Simmons"). It is now the standard anatomical term. What we learned about "Desperado": o It's not The Eagles. It's just Eagles. o While considered one of their greatest hits (it's even on Their Greatest Hits), it was never a single and therefore not a hit. o Don Henley didn't like his vocals but wasn't given a chance to redo them. o The song plays a central role on Seinfeld (Season 8, Episode 7). Cold-blooded reptilians: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, all everything else Oh and hey: Check out the music video (YouTube link below). It's our first one in years and represents Spaff's first attempt to harness AI. (To be clear: The lyrics are 100% human. The music and vocals are 100% human. But the images in the video are 100% AI (albeit with five tons of coaching from Spaff).)In which we discover we have way too much in common with...a dinosaur. What we learned about Stegosaurus: o The distance between Stegosaurus and T. Rex is much greater than the distance between T. Rex and us. (80+ million years vs. 66 million years.) o We're not sure what the back plates were for. Possibly to be cool; possibly just to look cool. o Stegosaurus ate rocks to help digest those prehistoric fern salads. o It's Colorado's official state fossil. You can even get Stegosaurus vanity plates, but you have to register a vehicle there. So...goals. o In The Far Side, Gary Larson named the spiked tail the thagomizer ("after the late Thag Simmons"). It is now the standard anatomical term. What we learned about "Desperado": o It's not The Eagles. It's just Eagles. o While considered one of their greatest hits (it's even on Their Greatest Hits), it was never a single and therefore not a hit. o Don Henley didn't like his vocals but wasn't given a chance to redo them. o The song plays a central role on Seinfeld (Season 8, Episode 7). Cold-blooded reptilians: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, all everything else Oh and hey: Check out the music video (YouTube link below). It's our first one in years and represents Spaff's first attempt to harness AI. (To be clear: The lyrics are 100% human. The music and vocals are 100% human. But the images in the video are 100% AI (albeit with five tons of coaching from Spaff).)Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Jefferson DeLeone 1:29 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jd128_tofu.mp3 Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip. Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jd128_tofu.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip.Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music The Kamikaze Snowmen 2 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ks128_wmv.mp3 TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next! Tue, 02 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ks128_wmv.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next!TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next!Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music The Right Reverend Jarvis T. Hornswoggle 02:32 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jth128_honki.mp3 You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!). (C)2026 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr Studios Fri, 29 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/jth128_honki.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!). (C)2026 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr StudiosYou never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!). (C)2026 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr StudiosSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music The Belle Isle Rats 3:24 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/bir128_running-out-of-kennedys.mp3 The Kennedy Curse set to music. Tue, 26 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/bir128_running-out-of-kennedys.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)The Kennedy Curse set to music.The Kennedy Curse set to music.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Marian Rosin 0:44 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/MR128_i-wish-i-were-amish.mp3 If you ever had a bad roommate situation... Fri, 22 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/MR128_i-wish-i-were-amish.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)If you ever had a bad roommate situation...If you ever had a bad roommate situation...Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Green Foot 1min 39sec no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/gf128_left-over-pizza.mp3 A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge. Tue, 19 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/gf128_left-over-pizza.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge.A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Via Bella 3:59 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/vb128_lets-not-fight-about-star-trek.mp3 We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!" Via Bella is: Erin Bellavia: vocals Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals Mike Brunacini: piano Mike Mallory: bass Fri, 15 May 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/vb128_lets-not-fight-about-star-trek.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!" Via Bella is: Erin Bellavia: vocals Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals Mike Brunacini: piano Mike Mallory: bassWe finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!" Via Bella is: Erin Bellavia: vocals Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals Mike Brunacini: piano Mike Mallory: bassSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music