The Top 5 David vs. Goliath Dunks. (The Hoop Doctors)

McShay & Kiper’s non-football picks continue (Joe Sports Fan)

Many of you know we love us some Floyd Mayweather, but who knew the recession was affecting his deep pockets!? (You Been Blinded)

Tom Morello scoring Iron Man 2? Sweet… (Gunaxin)

The “horny spring training photographer” continues his fine work, here and here. (The Sports Hernia)

Milton Bradley’s Timeline of Insanity. (Sports Untapped)

Someone finally talks some sense on the Brandon Marshall debate. (Camel Clutch Blog)

22 Pictures of the Angriest College Basketball coaches around. (Midwest Sports Fans)

But let’s face it, Nomar’s career is best put in perspective by this website, and the following reading from UrbanDictionary.com:

“I’m…so…horny.”

It’s no secret that Tiger Woods recently entered a rehab program to help him regain control of his life…and his sexual urges.

But details of the golfer’s rehabilitation have been sketchy at best, and we haven’t seen much of Tiger since his infamous press conference several weeks ago.

So what’s Tiger really been up to these past few weeks?

Dr. Steve Brule just wants you to be happy with your vahjanna. (Zoner Sports)

Randle El’s return to Steel City means only one thing: break out the old t-shirts. (PSAMP)

The Evolution of the Modern Shot Glass. (The Bachelor Guy)

With the start of the Big East Tournament, HHR looks back at those Big East players who just couldn’t cut it in the NBA. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

7 inventions that were stolen from the brilliant mind of Nikola Tesla. (Uproxx)

15 hotties with bongs. ‘Nuff said. (Knuckles United)

The Top 5 Base Stealers of 2010. (Josh Q Public)

Who knew that the people of Eugene, Oregon were this funny? (Buster Sports)

A commercial for the New Jersey Nets has plumbed new depths. (The Sports Hernia)

College Football is coming to the House that George Built. (With Leather)

DeNiro scheduled to play Lombardi, fantastic photoshop included. (Tirico Suave)

From their animated shorts to their live-action documentaries, these guys know how to tell a story.  So we couldn’t help but highlight their latest, a short piece that gives us a glimpse into the Underground Combat League, a secret organization of NY-based fighters that compete despite the fact that MMA is still illegal in the state.

For more information, check out the No Mas website.

But did you know that LC also holds it down on the ice?

Clearly Linda is a multi-talented woman.  So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that when Isiah Jones ran into Linda on the ESPYs red carpet last year, the normally cool and collected young athlete could barely focus, with her many “talents” on display.

The beginning of this week belongs to you, Ms. Cohn. From tending goal to anchoring our favorite show to looking fine as hell, you are a woman to be admired.

One New Jersey Little League has an unsteady moral compass. (Hugging Harold Reynolds

Get Shuckin’ w/Kiki & Nate — how did we miss this!? (The Blowtorch)

When brides attack and re-define ‘Road Rage.’ (Moondog Sports)

Ashton Gibbs gives the hungry a taste of March Madness. (Intentional Foul)

Via the one and only Daily Bunch, a Today Show host gets suggestive while playing the Wii.

Virgina Tech’s Ike Whitaker was close to ending it all. (Buster Sports)

Drugs are even a threat to monkeys, specifically the one that’s loose in the Tampa Bay Area. (Guyism)

Bigger is NOT always better.  Just ask Spud Webb, Nate Robinson, or the one and only Muggsy Bogues.

And if that isn’t enough to convince you, never forget the important life lesson we learned from Diff’rent Strokes: good things come in small packages.

Speaking of March Madness, we’re excited to announce that thanks to CBSSports.com, we’ll be streaming every game in the tournament LIVE from the Global Sports Fraternity. Details to follow, but rest assured, you won’t miss a second of precious Butler Bulldog action…

Gambling is everywhere…and now you can bet on the Oscars. (The Campus Socialite)

John Daly’s exploits never cease to amaze. (Guyism)

The Top Fives: Gunaxin gives us Canada’s best Hockey Goalie Quintet, while NESW looks at the 5 most hateful sports gomers.

Unexpected commercials on NBA TV. (Sharapova’s Thigh)

Apple’s new iPhone App helps men prevent getting “Tiger’d.” (No Guts No Glory)

The Doctors have opened a new clinic, in the form of a podcast. (The Hoop Doctors)

Calling All Haters: help Sooze come up with reasons why Steroid users like McGwire, Sosa & Bonds belong in the Hall of Fame. (Babes Love Baseball)

The (not-so) heralded UK Olympic team won only one medal in Vancouver. (Steady Burn)

Stoners do love being comfortable: the Tim Lincecum snuggie photo-shoot. (7th Inning Stache)

LeBron’s devastating pick against the Knicks. (The Sports Hernia)

It’s no coincidence that LeBron James is #23 — he chose his uniform number to honor his favorite player.

But as of today, LBJ has officially requested to change his number from #23 to the less-heralded #6, calling for the league-wide retirement of Michael Jordan’s number.  From the outside, it seems that LeBron has nothing but respect for MJ. But we here at the GSF know that their relationship is a bit more complicated than that…

So now that the games are finished, what are we doing with all the time on our hands? For a full explanation, please see the video below:

While the game was supposed to be nothing more than a relaxed exhibition to raise some money for a needy cause, we quickly learned that anytime Floyd Mayweather is involved in an athletic competition, it’s anything but friendly.

Thanks to Yardbarker.com for hooking us up with such great access, and to Floyd for making things exciting.

“I can say ‘fuck you’ in way less than 140 characters.”

These days, everyone’s on twitter…and “everyone” now includes Ozzie Guillen.  That’s right, the foul-mouthed Venezuelan fired off his first tweets earlier this week, and despite the fact that the White Sox are unhappy that their manager will now be tweeting, Ozzie’s determined “to have fun with it.”

Already he’s off to a fantastic start, giving us insights into the game (“3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd”), his personal life (“Iam tired from bad very bad golf”), and his eating habits (“going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?”).  Heck, he’s even given twitter the official Guillen stamp of approval: “i like it the twitter.….”

But this is the one and only Ozzie Guillen, and you never know what’s gonna come out of his mouth next.  So we thought that we’d put together a list of tweets we hope to see on Ozzie’s timeline that Ozzie should probably avoid.

1.) peavy mow down opposition like the Hugo Chavez 2day but less rape

2.) i no mind gettin ejected cuz my hemorrhoid flare up

3.) @Jerry_Reinsdorf did u forget to wipe? ur office smell like shittttt

4.) goin home to bang wife and watch sabado gigante yeeessssssss

5.) i no scared of the detroit jim leyland gay like mariotti

6.) why all chink pitchers throw underhand??????????

7.) @RosettaStone chinga tu madre

8.) dogdayz of summer = swamp ass 4 ozzie

9.) @Ricky_Martin if i no baseball manager i be ur roadie but not cuz i gay

10.) Yesssssss! RT @Bud_Selig Anyone ever get a pack of sunflower seeds that tastes like pussy?

And for your viewing pleasure:

Former Michigan baller tries to out-swim police after committing a robbery…nude. (You Been Blinded)

Get Ready for March Madness, Midwest-style. (Midwest Sports Fans)

Tim Tebow wants to win one for the Kippur. (Tirico Suave)

With Olympic Hockey all the rage, our friends @Gunaxin give us 10 unforgettable International Hockey moments. (Gunaxin)

Pittsburgh just loves them some Steelers, as evidenced by this video. (PSAMP)

We’ve shown that we’re big fans of Mike Seaver, so were naturally heartbroken to hear that Boner is missing. (Warming Glow)

But with Manny’s recent declaration that this year will be his last in Dodger Blue, we can’t help but ask: when did the honeymoon end?  Let’s face it, Joe Torre, Russell Martin, and even Tommy Lasorda were there for Manny through thick and thin — including when he was caught taking female fertility drugs…

We heard Lasorda’s so upset, he’s eating himself out of a giant cake right now. (He’s a stress eater.)