THOD

The Happiest of Birth Days

noreply@blogger.com (Yoder Lee) — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 15:14:00 +0000

Incredible Hick, this is your day to shine.

Cheers, have an Ice Cold ML on me.

Go crazy.

Dance your ass off.

Have a parade.

Enjoy some cake.

Back and Better Than Ever

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:41:00 +0000

This just released:

Top 5 Worst Emailers of All-Time:

1) Drew (Droosch)
2) Cook (Ace Smallcock)
3) Crazy J (Jewish)
4) Rake (Brown)
5) Greg (Gimme back my car keys)

Top 5 Best:

1) Moose (Goot)
2) Lutz (Palin)
3) Goon (The Real Goon)
4) Len (Heaters)
5) Garold (Banker)

Dare We???

noreply@blogger.com (Rubbery Hangdown) — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:02:00 +0000

Rumor Mill is on fire that THOD is attempting a come back.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:47:00 +0000

Have you been-

Naughty?

or

Nice?

We know the real deal. We always have. We know about you.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:47:00 +0000

We know you. But you don't know us.

Watching.

You.

Now.

Who is Goon?

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:03:00 +0000

Recently THOD contributor Incredible Hick was given exclusive access into the life of a rather interesting creature, Scott Goon. Hick sat down with Goon in his suburban Virginia home for a quick chat. (Part 1 of 2)

IH: Goon, thanks for sitting down with on this steamy summer morning. How was your weekend?
THE GOON: Great. Took it easy. (as he says this THE GOON burps deeply and then blows air as if he’s blowing out the candles on a birthday cake). Just hung out here, the rents came over for dinner.

IH: Sounds very relaxing. Tell me about your morning routine.
THE GOON: I have three big glasses of milk and a waffle. I drink about a gallon of milk a day. Do you want a glass?

IH: Thanks, We’re all set. Your bones must be very healthy though, and then?
THE GOON: Then I go sit for a while.
IH: You go sit?
THE GOON: Yea man, I take a shit!!! Doesn’t everybody?

IH: Uh….sure I guess we all do at some time during the day….uh…. you went to Penn State right?
THE GOON: I did. Graduated too. 5 ½ year plan. (THE GOON is now crunching ice with his teeth loudly, the same ice that he put in his 3rd glass of milk of the day)

IH: That’s marvelous. Tell us about some of your memories from there.
THE GOON: Well, I once won a cheeseburger eating contest and I went as Hugh Heffner for Halloween three years in a row.

IH: I somehow remember vaguely hearing about that contest, didn’t some guy named “The Chief” win?
THE GOON: He took the cheese off of his burgers, plus he was gay. I beat a Dateless and a Crazy J too.

IH: Thanks for clearing that up. Anything else?
THE GOON: I always tried to blackball Harry Heist, and roomed with Newmark.

IH: Sounds like you kept busy during your time there. Goon, tell us about something you do well.
THE GOON: I cut my own hair. Fresh one last night. High and tight. I also quit smoking. Kicked the bucket. I like good sausage. The Pfister.

IH: That sounds about right. Can you elaborate a bit more?
THE GOON: I met my wife there. Then I blew out her knee trying to dance with her. Don’t worry though; I gave her an aluminum baseball bat to use as a cane.

IH: Sounds good. Goon, who is an actress that you think is smoking hot?
THE GOON: Katherine Zeta Jones. HOT AS SHIT.
IH: Really – that’s interesting, why her?
THE GOON: I’ve always had a thing for girls in Zeta sorority.

IH: That’s dynamite. If someone were to ask you, who would play the life of Scott Goon best in feature movie?
THE GOON: Several people have told me that I look like a young James Caan or Al Harris.
IH: You mean Ed Harris, right? But that’s fascinating, several people huh?
THE GOON: Yes, I’ve had that conversation with myself many times. He was really good in Hunter.

Its been a while....

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:04:00 +0000

and my how things have changed...

but then again not really...

But I do know this....

Baby - THOD's Back!

HAPPiest of Days!

What I want for Christmas....

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:37:00 +0000

In every way. EA.

Man-Up!

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:04:00 +0000

The Philies have finalized that Charlie's back for 3 more World F*cking Champion Years!

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081209&content_id=3709381&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp

In other HOT STOVE news, Wes has finalized his wardrobe to include nothing but pleated pants.

Check that Cordovan shoe on the newly turned 31 year-old Cook!

THE BLOG IS BACK!

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:35:00 +0000

The Happiest of Days is back and better than ever and is proud to bring to you exclusively that PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS coach Joseph VINCENT Paterno, will be back on the sideline following hip surgery for the Rose Bowl against the Trjoan Man.

What THOD is not please to report is that that the last 82 year old to be the "brand new recipient of plastic hip" did not fare theee well in his first sporting event back.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4358o066t5o

In other news, the best VINCENT of all time remains VINCENT Hannah of the movie HEAT "Cause she got a GRREEEATTT ASS!! AND YOU GOT YOUR HEAD, ALL THE WAY UP IT!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlXpX3o3W2Q

Lastly, shame on that other turd blog, CHODE, or LOAD, or the whathaveu, for not breaking this story, as they blow PSU on a daily basis, sucking it down.

As always, THOD is proud to be the official blog for Phillies baseball and Penn State Football.

World Champs

noreply@blogger.com (Yoder Lee) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:03:00 +0000

It's Philadelphia's day to shine, and shine it shall. This truly is the happiest day.

1-1, and Goin' Back to Philadelphia, PA!

noreply@blogger.com (Yoder Lee) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:28:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Yoder Lee) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:28:00 +0000

Expert Analysis, Wheels!

noreply@blogger.com (Yoder Lee) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:04:00 +0000

Click here, fast forward to 0:37, sit back, enjoy.

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LEI'D!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:44:00 +0000

Yes, Yes, Yes!!!

As you know, there is still work to be done...

But in the meantime, LIVE IT UP!!

Turn UP your RADIOHEAD, BLAST some COLEPLAY and enjoy the ride that is your 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. ICE COLE Miller Lites and Hamels rule the day tomorrow.

ALOHA!

Here We Go......

noreply@blogger.com (Yoder Lee) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:16:00 +0000

The Time is Most Certainly Now

Now Hear This...

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:57:00 +0000

Last night as I was walking down glorious Main Street, in anytown, USA, I thought to myself, boy, this is the best, the best time of year. The best Jerry, the best.

Things like Phillies, Frat, a chill in the air, wedding after wedding, Radiohead, Californiciation, Ice Cole Miller Lite, make the struggling time that this country is going through sort of well, bittersweet.

You see we find ourselves hit hard at THOD by the recent economic developments as well. Real Hard. How hard that is, I flat don't know, but I'm sure we are. Maybe one less Ice Cole Miller Lite for me at Thursday's Phillies game. Perhaps, subtract one $5 bomb, if you will.

I know the Big Cook has pledged to cut back on his number of taking ones, heart attacks per year that is, thereby saving the great state of Virginia thousands of dollars in wasteful spending analyzing RED BULL and VODKA intake.

I also know this, after watching the past couple of days and Sarah Palin's points about Bam's ole friends Bill Ayers and Rev Wright, despite the country's pocketbook being jammed in the nuts. I was thinking a fair comparison could be made.

MY FRIENDS, its sort of like when I was driving to 30th Street Station this morning hoping for banterfilled Phillies discussion filling my 6 mile jaunt, maybe insight into how the Phillies are going to attack the red-hot Russell Martin, or maybe something I didn't know, like how Jimmy Rollins taught Pat Burrell how to play "dice" at a high school showcase, my ears were polluted on our local sports radio station with news and screaming about this:

My point, is simple, neither of them really matter right now. Talk about what people really care about. Otherwise, if you get caught up in that B.S. you're simply, well, a.....

Here's what does matter.

PHILS!!! First Pitch 8:27pm.

Market Worries Gotcha Down?

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:41:00 +0000

Not to worry - this guy has lost his shirt and look at him now!

FIVE.

Phils in the NLCS?

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:32:00 +0000

Don't act like you're not IMPRESSSSSSSSSEEDDDD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnM75h69t9Q

Senator....

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:51:00 +0000

No Phils, tonight, no baseball. What to do?

DEBATE!

I do know one thing though - That Palin makes Danny boy look like a genius...

WATCH - RIGHT NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRCWbFFRpnY

Yes

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:27:00 +0000

Chegg the Seven btw - lovin it.

"I never wondered if this day would come," said Rollins, who hit .375 in this series. "I always knew it would."

So did I jroll...., so did I.

Now ------ there is still work to be done.

8:07pm Thursday ON FOX.

Where will you watch the gloriosness? the ballpark? McFadden? Manayunk Tavern? In your parents basement with your fat Mets face and your loser Met hat on?

I can't wait.

Man that FIVE is a "Goodfella!!!!" Congrats FIVE, Conrats Phils!

A Stroke of Genius

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:45:00 +0000

Is there any doubt about this?

Equals

Charlie - you've been incredible all year - the switching up of Shane to the two hole and Werthy to 6th paid immediate dividends.

Manager of the year, Chas Manuel!

Let's go psycho!

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:13:00 +0000

We need you tonight homeboy.

Hey Heilman....

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:04:00 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuKZNmY3YDU

You're a pal and a confidant!

Ugandan News

noreply@blogger.com (Incredible Hick) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:53:00 +0000

Gametime Philies on Saturday has now been changed go 3:55pm to accommodate FOX.

Where will YOU be?

BTW - PHILS WIN with the help of the happiest of home runs from none other than...

#5!