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	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag Without Makeup on Valentine's Day" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2012/2/23/images/Heidi Montag Without Makeup on Valentine's Day.jpg" style="width: 300px; height: 404px; float: right;" /&gt;Even reality television stars need to give their skin a break from makeup on occasion. But when paparazzi photographers captured blonde bombshell Heidi Montag without makeup on Valentine&amp;#39;s Day, the star&amp;#39;s fresh-faced look was surprising. Instead of looking healthy and vibrant, the star appeared slightly puffy with an uneven skin tone.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;About the Photos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	Without any cosmetics, Heidi Montag from The Hills looks pale with blotchy skin. Her swept-back hair style left little to the imagination as Montag and her reality television star hubby Spencer Pratt were photographed leaving a gas station in Los Angeles this week. Daily Mail published the fresh-face images on February 15th.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	The star is usually freshly spray tanned and donning eye-enhancing eyeliner and mascara, which makes her current look unusual. Montag is often photographed wearing nude or pearl lipstick and earth tone makeup.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Montag, known for her many cosmetic surgeries still sported her well-known slender physique. Despite her lack of television appearances lately, Montag is still maintaining her classic long, blonde locks. She also donned a classic nude nail polish in the recent photos.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;What&amp;#39;s New With Heidi?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	Although the pictures show Heidi Montag without makeup, Montag tweeted she was getting &amp;quot;all dolled up&amp;quot; for a special Valentine&amp;#39;s Day date with her husband. When she&amp;#39;s not spending time with Spencer Pratt, Heidi has been working on a music career and released her first album, sang live at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant, and made an appearance on NBC&amp;#39;s I&amp;#39;m a Celebrity...&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:52:52 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/152821/Heidi_Montag_Without_Makeup_on_Valentines_Day</guid></item><item><title>Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt: What Are They Up To?</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/152563/Heidi_Montag_Spencer_Pratt_What_Are_They_Up_To</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt What Are They Up To" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2012/2/21/images/Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt What Are They Up To.jpg" style="width: 300px; height: 357px; float: right;" /&gt;Unflattering photographs of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in a convenience store like totally normal people surfaced Wednesday, bringing back into focus the celebrity couple that everybody loves to hate. But like it or not, Heidi and Spencer have remained relatively out of the spotlight since MTV&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;The Hills&amp;quot; drew to a close two years ago and the absurdity of Heidi&amp;#39;s plastic surgeries fizzled out.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Which brings us to the question: What are the notoriously fame-hungry Speidi up to these days?&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Although Heidi says she&amp;#39;s hard at work on her singing career, she&amp;#39;s only officially released one album -- &amp;quot;Superficial,&amp;quot; just over two years ago. She performed &amp;quot;Body Language&amp;quot; live at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant wearing a tight, body-baring outfit, but we rarely have seen her singing act since then. She has, however, popped up in a few reality shows as a celebrity personality, most notably in NBC&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here&amp;quot; and VH1&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Famous Foods.&amp;quot; In 2010, Heidi filed for divorce from Spencer, but recalled it two months later, saying it was just a publicity stunt.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	It also appears that Heidi is working hard at restoring her public image, and renouncing the girl who notoriously went through 10 surgeries in one day.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	In an interview with Life &amp; Style in December 2010, Heidi said: &amp;quot;When I look in the mirror today, I don&amp;#39;t really know who I see. It is me and it is not me, so it&amp;#39;s a really weird situation. Sometimes I&amp;#39;ll run across an old photo and it&amp;#39;s actually shocking sometimes, because I&amp;#39;ve been three different people, I&amp;#39;ve had three different faces.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;What I don&amp;#39;t regret this past year is renewing my vows. Today&amp;#39;s Heidi would say to Heidi a year ago, &amp;#39;Snap out of it.&amp;#39; Where do I want to be a year from today? I would love to continue with my music. And really where I want to be is just happy. I&amp;#39;ve had a lot going on, and four years of a crazy show, and four years of a crazy life, so I just want to figure out my life and my priorities.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	As for Spencer, the hirsute fameball was reportedly seriously bankrupt and calling his agent over two dozen times a day for work. He was also arrested in September 2010 in Costa Rica for firearm possession. He took to blogging for The Huffington Post, about Kim Kardashian&amp;#39;s scandalous 72-day marriage, though it wasn&amp;#39;t his first stab at writing: Spencer published the book, &amp;quot;How to be Famous,&amp;quot; in 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	More recently, the couple are coming full circle with their MTV roots. They drew attention earlier this month for sending birthday messages to former cast mate Lauren Conrad via Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;@LaurenConrad Happy Birthday! Thanks for helping me find my miracle wife @heidimontag !&amp;quot; Spencer tweeted, only to follow it up with, &amp;quot;My birthday wish for @LaurenConrad is for her to find true love like #Speidi.&amp;quot; All messages were ignored.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Meanwhile, Heidi tweeted: &amp;quot;@laurenconrad happy birthday to one of my oldest and dearest friends! Send you lots of love and birthday wishes! Xoxoxoxo! Love you lady!!!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	The couple also sent flowers to former &amp;quot;Hills&amp;quot; star Kristin Cavallari to congratulate her on her pregnancy, which Cavallari said &amp;quot;was really sweet.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:41:07 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/152563/Heidi_Montag_Spencer_Pratt_What_Are_They_Up_To</guid></item><item><title>Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt: What Are They Up To?</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/152031/Heidi_Montag_Spencer_Pratt_What_Are_They_Up_To</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt What Are They Up To" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2012/2/16/images/Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt What Are They Up To.jpg" style="float: right; width: 300px; height: 357px;" /&gt;Unflattering photographs of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in a convenience store like totally normal people surfaced Wednesday, bringing back into focus the celebrity couple that everybody loves to hate. But like it or not, Heidi and Spencer have remained relatively out of the spotlight since MTV&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;The Hills&amp;quot; drew to a close two years ago and the absurdity of Heidi&amp;#39;s plastic surgeries fizzled out.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Which brings us to the question: What are the notoriously fame-hungry Speidi up to these days?&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Although Heidi says she&amp;#39;s hard at work on her singing career, she&amp;#39;s only officially released one album -- &amp;quot;Superficial,&amp;quot; just over two years ago. She performed &amp;quot;Body Language&amp;quot; live at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant wearing a tight, body-baring outfit, but we rarely have seen her singing act since then. She has, however, popped up in a few reality shows as a celebrity personality, most notably in NBC&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here&amp;quot; and VH1&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Famous Foods.&amp;quot; In 2010, Heidi filed for divorce from Spencer, but recalled it two months later, saying it was just a publicity stunt.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	It also appears that Heidi is working hard at restoring her public image, and renouncing the girl who notoriously went through 10 surgeries in one day.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	In an interview with Life &amp; Style in December 2010, Heidi said: &amp;quot;When I look in the mirror today, I don&amp;#39;t really know who I see. It is me and it is not me, so it&amp;#39;s a really weird situation. Sometimes I&amp;#39;ll run across an old photo and it&amp;#39;s actually shocking sometimes, because I&amp;#39;ve been three different people, I&amp;#39;ve had three different faces.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;What I don&amp;#39;t regret this past year is renewing my vows. Today&amp;#39;s Heidi would say to Heidi a year ago, &amp;#39;Snap out of it.&amp;#39; Where do I want to be a year from today? I would love to continue with my music. And really where I want to be is just happy. I&amp;#39;ve had a lot going on, and four years of a crazy show, and four years of a crazy life, so I just want to figure out my life and my priorities.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	As for Spencer, the hirsute fameball was reportedly seriously bankrupt and calling his agent over two dozen times a day for work. He was also arrested in September 2010 in Costa Rica for firearm possession. He took to blogging for The Huffington Post, about Kim Kardashian&amp;#39;s scandalous 72-day marriage, though it wasn&amp;#39;t his first stab at writing: Spencer published the book, &amp;quot;How to be Famous,&amp;quot; in 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	More recently, the couple are coming full circle with their MTV roots. They drew attention earlier this month for sending birthday messages to former cast mate Lauren Conrad via Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;@LaurenConrad Happy Birthday! Thanks for helping me find my miracle wife @heidimontag !&amp;quot; Spencer tweeted, only to follow it up with, &amp;quot;My birthday wish for @LaurenConrad is for her to find true love like #Speidi.&amp;quot; All messages were ignored.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Meanwhile, Heidi tweeted: &amp;quot;@laurenconrad happy birthday to one of my oldest and dearest friends! Send you lots of love and birthday wishes! Xoxoxoxo! Love you lady!!!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	The couple also sent flowers to former &amp;quot;Hills&amp;quot; star Kristin Cavallari to congratulate her on her pregnancy, which Cavallari said &amp;quot;was really sweet.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:38:59 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/152031/Heidi_Montag_Spencer_Pratt_What_Are_They_Up_To</guid></item><item><title>Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge congratulate pregnant Kristin Cavallari</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/149819/Heidi_Montag_Audrina_Patridge_congratulate_pregnant_Kristin_Cavallari</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge have sent their congratulations to Hills co-star Kristin Cavallari following her announcement that she is pregnant. Cavallari revealed this weekend that she is expecting her first child with fiance Jay Cutler, who she became engaged to for a second time in November.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge congratulate pregnant Kristin Cavallari" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2012/1/24/images/Untitled-1.jpg" style="width: 420px; height: 312px;" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	Montag wrote on her Twitter account: &amp;quot;Congrats on your life changing news!!!! You are going to be such an amazing mommy!! Sending you So much love!! Xoxo (sic)&amp;quot;Patridge wrote on her own feed: &amp;quot;Congrats Kristin!!!:) gonna be such a cute baby xoxo.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Former Laguna Beach star Cavallari first became engaged to Cutler in April 2011, although the couple split a few months later, before reuniting and becoming engaged once again at the end of the year. She recently said: &amp;quot;Sometimes, in order for things to get better, they have to end - even if it&amp;#39;s momentarily, and that was the case with us. We didn&amp;#39;t break up because of love lost, We loved each other just as much as we always did when we weren&amp;#39;t together.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:36:15 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/149819/Heidi_Montag_Audrina_Patridge_congratulate_pregnant_Kristin_Cavallari</guid></item><item><title>Apocalypse Warning: Heidi Montag Second Album Coming This Year</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/147434/Apocalypse_Warning_Heidi_Montag_Second_Album_Coming_This_Year</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	The Hills star and plastic surgery victim Heidi Montag will return to the studio to release her second album this year. Pause. Reread. Take a deep breath. In case you missed the first, having blocked out the ongoings on Speidi ever since they drove a U-Haul away from Lauren&amp;rsquo;s apartment and Heidi gave a lingering glance at freedom through the side mirror, let&amp;rsquo;s remember that the sometimes happy, sometimes staged to seem unhappy couple has continued to wage their quest for reality superstardom by appearing on I&amp;rsquo;m A Celebrity&amp;hellip; Get Me out of Here!&amp;mdash;the title is blasphemous in itself&amp;mdash;and self-funding Heidi&amp;rsquo;s musical career. Her 2009 album Superficial sold almost no copies&amp;mdash;well, 1,000 in its first week&amp;mdash;but led her to perform at esteemed events like the Miss Universe pageant. Producer Steve Morales, who has previously worked with Christina Aguilera, Enrique Iglesias and Jessica Simpson&amp;mdash;and clearly needs a paycheck&amp;mdash;the disc could be out as early as spring, making sure drunken college girls with low self-esteem have something to dance to come Spring Break.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Apocalypse Warning Heidi Montag Second AlbumComing This Year" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2012/1/4/images/Apocalypse Warning Heidi Montag Second AlbumComing This Year.jpg" style="width: 450px; height: 301px;" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	In all fairness, it&amp;rsquo;s been almost two years since Montag was consistently in the news, save for her losing effort on the reality show Famous Food&amp;mdash;if that means nothing to you, consider yourself lucky. For all we know, by now she could look something like this. With new years come new beginnings, yet let this serve as a reminder that 2012 unfortunately does not signify the year when faux celebrities stop pretending they have a chance in hell at a recording career, or when we take any less pleasure in criticizing their horrendous attempts.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:18:44 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/147434/Apocalypse_Warning_Heidi_Montag_Second_Album_Coming_This_Year</guid></item><item><title>Heidi Montag addicted to painkillers? (Watch Video)</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/146334/Heidi_Montag_addicted_to_painkillers_Watch_Video</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	Sources close to Heidi Montag say the reality star has become hooked on painkillers prescribed after her marathon plastic surgery earlier this year. We can&amp;#39;t say we&amp;#39;re surprised, but are they suggesting she wasn&amp;#39;t on drugs before she opted to get ten cosmetic procedures in one day?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag addicted to painkillers? (Watch Video)" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2011/12/25/images/Heidi Montag addicted to painkillers (Watch Video).jpg" style="width: 400px; height: 598px;" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	&amp;quot;She&amp;#39;s a shell of her former self,&amp;quot; a Hills insider tells Us Weekly. Following a spate of weird(er than usual) behaviour from Heidi and her husband Spencer Pratt, the couple have &amp;quot;crossed over to this bizarre place&amp;quot; says the source.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;
	&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/get/flashplayer/current/swflash.cab" height="350" id="7qekqr5q" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://img.widgets.video.s-msn.com/fl/customplayer/current/customplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="player.v=9941229f-a9f8-458a-b1bf-a957412dda77&amp;configCsid=MSNVideo&amp;configName=syndicationplayer&amp;mkt=en-au&amp;brand=ninemsn%20Video" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="." /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." bgcolor="#ffffff" flashvars="player.v=9941229f-a9f8-458a-b1bf-a957412dda77&amp;configCsid=MSNVideo&amp;configName=syndicationplayer&amp;mkt=en-au&amp;brand=ninemsn%20Video" height="350" id="973clhcv" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" src="http://img.widgets.video.s-msn.com/fl/customplayer/current/customplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;noembed&gt;&lt;a data-cke-saved-href=&amp;#39;http://video.msn.com?vid=9941229f-a9f8-458a-b1bf-a957412dda77&amp;mkt=en-au&amp;from=iv2_en-au_manualembed&amp;src=FLPl:embed::uuids&amp;#39; href=&amp;#39;http://video.msn.com?vid=9941229f-a9f8-458a-b1bf-a957412dda77&amp;mkt=en-au&amp;from=iv2_en-au_manualembed&amp;src=FLPl:embed::uuids&amp;#39; target=&amp;#39;_new&amp;#39; title=&amp;#39;Spencer reveals Heidi&amp;#39;s latest surgery&amp;#39; &gt;Video: Spencer reveals Heidi&amp;#39;s latest surgery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/noembed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	&amp;quot;They are addicted to the fame,&amp;quot; continues the source. &amp;quot;As The Hills winds down and people start to care less, they are desperate to get back that high.&amp;quot;Spencer and Heidi recently changed their names to &amp;#39;White Wolf&amp;#39; and &amp;#39;Running Bear&amp;#39;, and Spencer has reportedly blown hundreds of thousands of dollars on a collection of crystals. Sounds like he must be dipping into Heidi&amp;#39;s painkiller stash, too!&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/146334/Heidi_Montag_addicted_to_painkillers_Watch_Video</guid></item><item><title>Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Refuse to Star on 'Relationship Rehab'</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/145550/Heidi_Montag_and_Spencer_Pratt_Refuse_to_Star_on_Relationship_Rehab</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	Though their heyday has passed behind, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are apparently still selective when it comes to singing up for a show. Words are, the couple has passed on a chance to star together on &amp;quot;Relationship Rehab&amp;quot;, a spin-off to VH1&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew&amp;quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Refuse to Star on 'Relationship Rehab'" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2011/12/19/images/Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Refuse to Star on 'Relationship Rehab'.jpg" style="width: 550px; height: 825px;" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	According to TMZ, Speidi &amp;quot;flat-out rejected&amp;quot; an offer from producers to work on their domestic issues on the show. The pair, whose marriage was once on the edge of a divorce, allegedly claimed that they are now on great terms and don&amp;#39;t have any issues to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	However, Heidi and Spencer were initially intrigued to join the show since they thought it would feature them working out together, including doing such activities as yoga. Moreover, the former co-stars of MTV&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;The Hills&amp;quot; were reported turning down the offer because the money was not great.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	While Speidi won&amp;#39;t appear on &amp;quot;Relationship Rehab&amp;quot;, the likes of Linda Hogan &amp; her new boyfriend Charlie Hill, DMX &amp; his estranged wife Tashera Simmons, as well as &amp;quot;Bachelor Pad&amp;quot; couple Kasey Kahl &amp; Vienna Girardi are allegedly on board for the show.&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
	Heidi herself was cast on another VH1 reality show, &amp;quot;Famous Food&amp;quot; which premiered in summer this year. She was competing with Jake Pavelka and Danielle Staub and more to revamp a restaurant from the ground up.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:34:05 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/145550/Heidi_Montag_and_Spencer_Pratt_Refuse_to_Star_on_Relationship_Rehab</guid></item><item><title>HEIDI &amp; SPENCER They're Baaaaaaaaaaaack! ... For a Hot Minute</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/145424/HEIDI__SPENCER_Theyre_Baaaaaaaaaaaack__For_a_Hot_Minute</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	For a second it seemed to be 2009 all over again, as once famous famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (Speidi, anyone?) pretended to not know they were being photographed as they did something -- in this case, act all lovey dovey while skiing down a mountain -- on Thursday. Seeing &amp;quot;The Hills&amp;quot; dynamic duo again makes one feel really thankful for the &amp;quot;Jersey Shore.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;
	&lt;img alt="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/17/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-photo/#.Tu0fSzWXRhA" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2011/12/17/images/HEIDI &amp; SPENCER They're Baaaaaaaaaaaack! For a Hot Minute.jpg" style="width: 550px; height: 570px;" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:01:21 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/145424/HEIDI__SPENCER_Theyre_Baaaaaaaaaaaack__For_a_Hot_Minute</guid></item><item><title>Heidi Montag Cooks Chicken Soup, Spencer Pratt Approves!</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/144862/Heidi_Montag_Cooks_Chicken_Soup_Spencer_Pratt_Approves</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	Heidi Montag took time away from writing her tell-all book and Christmas preparations to make her husband, Spencer Pratt, some chicken noodle soup. How did it turn out? Ask Spencer! In reality, the former The Hills stars spend most of their life sort of out of touch with the world. Between plastic surgeries and more plastic surgeries, Heidi found some time to make her husband his favorite, homemade soup.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag Cooks Chicken Soup, Spencer Pratt Approves!" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2011/12/13/images/Heidi Montag Cooks Chicken Soup, Spencer Pratt Approves!.jpg" style="width: 290px; height: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 11:56:07 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/144862/Heidi_Montag_Cooks_Chicken_Soup_Spencer_Pratt_Approves</guid></item><item><title>Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage</title><link>http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/view/144320/Heidi_Montag_Is_Furious_At_The_Tiny_Tampon_Shortage</link><description>&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;img alt="Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage" src="http://www.TheHeidiMontag.com/userfiles/2011/12/8/images/Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage.jpg" style="width: 350px; height: 525px; float: right;" /&gt;Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed &amp;quot;Queen of Plastic&amp;quot; has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total of 38 times, is very upset at the fact that the popular OB Tiny Tampons have become extremely scarce lately. She noted that the reason is that woman all over the country have been hoarding them as if they were rare coins or stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
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	Montag spoke with Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer and said that thanks to this out-of-control tampon hoarding a regular box of the tiny tampons is now selling for as high as $100 on the Internet. Some women have even managed to find the extremely popular tiny little feminine doodads on Internet sites in such places as Peru, Cambodia, Portugal, and Lower Zamgola.&lt;br /&gt;
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	Homer &amp;quot;Bubba&amp;quot; Silkmill, a spokesperson for Happy Hips, the company that manufactures the tiny tampons, noted that they have had to put on a midnight shift at its Beaver, Oklahoma plant in order to try and keep up with the demand.&lt;br /&gt;
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	Mr. Silkmill noted that the Happy Hips factory is working 24/7 but that they are still currently running about three weeks behind.&amp;nbsp; He noted that a lot of the &amp;quot;TTs&amp;quot; as the tiny tampons are referred to are being shipped overseas to Paris, France where they are reportedly selling like hot cakes, or actually croissants.&lt;br /&gt;
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	Montag noted that the reason why the &amp;quot;TTs&amp;quot; are so popular is due to the fact that they have no applicator which makes them convenient, comfortable, and much more pubically caressable resulting in less worry, stress, pressure, tension, and bitchiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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	Heidi informed Miss Confetti that she wants for women to be extremely careful as there are reports that some counterfeit, knock-off &amp;quot;TTs&amp;quot; were recently discovered at the U.S. - Mexico border in El Paso.&lt;br /&gt;
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	The tiny tampons had reportedly been manufactured in dingy tampon making jungle shops located down in Mexico&amp;#39;s Yucatan Peninsula. She noted that the fake tiny tampons can easily be detected due to the fact that they smell a little bit like tequila.&lt;br /&gt;
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	Montag says that since the tiny tampons contain no plastic or cardboard applicator they are truly one of the most environmentally friendly feminine hygiene products ever developed.&lt;br /&gt;
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	She noted that, that even includes the Velcro Tampons which were introduced in March of 2002, but were discontinued in April of 2002, due to the fact that most women hated the embarrassing sound that the Velcro strips made, plus unless a woman had a bikini wax the pain from the pubic hair tangles could actually be equivalent to the pain experienced while giving natural birth to a 12-pound baby.&lt;br /&gt;
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	Happy Hips spokesperson &amp;quot;Bubba&amp;quot; Silkmill pointed out that currently the &amp;quot;TTs&amp;quot; are only available in three designer colors; Playpen Pink, Biscuit Beige, and Pudenda Purple.&lt;br /&gt;
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	SIDENOTE: Another factor that lots of women love about the Happy Hips product is the fact that since the OB Tiny Tampons are so small a woman can literally carry up to two dozen in her purse with no problem at all.&lt;/p&gt;
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